SLIPPED THIS ONE BY AUNT PRUDENCE  3:00 pm May 10, 2011

Topanga, Moesha, and Meghan McCain Naked On Rooftop

by Jack Stuef


Hey, it’s all the stars from ’90s teen sitcoms. And Meghan McCain, for some reason.

This was pretty much our reaction:

What would Mr. Feeney think?

[Politico via Mike Riggs]

 

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{ 83 comments }

carlgt1 May 10, 2011 at 3:06 pm

well at least it's for a good cause, too bad the camera didn't drop lower though…. ;-)
but she has 5 o'clock shadow in her armpits?

AJW@[redacted] May 10, 2011 at 11:27 pm

Could be 4 o'clock shadow, AZ doesn't observe DST.

flamingpdog May 11, 2011 at 1:12 am

Her armpits are channeling Nixon's face.

horsedreamer_1 May 11, 2011 at 8:26 am

You know what else channelled Nixon's face?

Troubledog May 10, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Only thing I want to hear from Meghan McCain is "Here are my keys; keep the drinks coming, will your friends be here soon?"

nounverb911 May 10, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Needs more Melanoma Trump.

Maman May 10, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Shouldn't she be married to Newt?

DaRooster May 10, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Sure, since he's a fucking cancer too.

elviouslyqueer May 10, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Meh. I won't be impressed until I see the prostate cancer PSA featuring Andrew Breitbart, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and The Situation.

nounverb911 May 10, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Is this PSA in favor of or against prostate cancer?

elviouslyqueer May 10, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Oh, I would never wish prostate cancer on anyone, so it would have to be anti. But the tagline would have to be "Four of America's Biggest Assholes Agree; Get Your Prostate Checked Early!"

mavenmaven May 10, 2011 at 3:50 pm

I would have thought it was an ad for anal cancer with that group.

horsedreamer_1 May 10, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Charles Koch, also, too.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 11, 2011 at 1:10 am

Heh … a PSA PSA.

Beck_is_Trig May 11, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Thanks for giving me nightmare material…although a PSA of all the above triumphantly announcing they have prostate cancer would be sort of a dream, but the images would be a nightmare; the paradox is confusing….

edgydrifter May 10, 2011 at 3:11 pm

I'm going to be thankful that this wasn't a video of Newt naked on a roof, because I'm an optimist like that.

SarahsBush May 10, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I commented…NAKED!

SorosBot May 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Mm, some of us are at work here…

Arken May 10, 2011 at 3:25 pm

People still have jobs in this country?

WriteyWriterton May 10, 2011 at 5:40 pm

He works in Lahore in a call-center.

deanbooth May 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm

I would not have recognized her. The only pictures I've ever seen of her have been on Wonkette, so maybe it's the camera angle or lack of pachyderms.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 10, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Why did I look at this right before lunch.

Native_of_SL_UT May 10, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Is there a Youporn version of this?

horsedreamer_1 May 10, 2011 at 3:40 pm

As with Megz Mc Cabe, BackroomCastingCouch (a frequent contributor to this site of which you speak) is located in the Greater Phoenix Area.

Now, I wonder, what's Megz nom d' spooge.

memzilla May 10, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Hmmm… doesn't this discriminate against orange-faced Rethuglicans? Oh right… that's the nicotine. Carry on, then.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 11, 2011 at 1:11 am

The polite term is 'Rethugs of color'.

James Michael Curley May 10, 2011 at 3:19 pm

I have a really big package of SPF50 right now.

memzilla May 10, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Keep Balm and Carry On.

BaldarTFlagass May 10, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Can't watch here at work, but from the stills, I must say that Christie Canyon has held up well.

FNMA May 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Maybe she'll skip the "acting," and get right into the alcoholism and shoplifting thing.

DaRooster May 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Yeah, I could use the help.

GregComlish May 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm

I'm a proponent of multiculturalism in general, but the fact is that black people are generally not at risk for skin cancer. My apologies to Vanessa Huxtable, but this is one of those things that really just comes down to the color of your skin:

http://www.cdc.gov/cancer/skin/statistics/race.ht

Embracing diversity doesn't mean pretending that everyone is white.

Arken May 10, 2011 at 3:42 pm

I think you're confusing 'not at risk' with 'at a lower risk.' Anyone can get skin cancer. Having a lot of melanin makes it less likely for you to be at risk for it, but it does not make you immune.

mavenmaven May 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm

This is a dangerously false myth. African Americans have a HIGHER incidence of cutaneous lymphoma than the general population, and while the absolute number of melanoma diagnoses is lower, they are more likely to present with advanced disease than non-AAs. (this is what I do when not commenting on wonkette).

Sharkey May 10, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Good to know, but my underwear-parts are a lot less happy now.

GregComlish May 10, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Maybe you could change my mind with data, but for now I respectfully disagree with your perspective. I find your argument akin to saying that men are the most at risk for a certain form of breast cancer. It might be true, but it doesn't change the big picture that breast cancer is generally a women's health issue and not generally a men's health issue. In our case, the big picture is that the incidence rate of skin cancer for Caucasians is an order of magnitude greater than the incidence rate for people of African descent.

mavenmaven May 11, 2011 at 12:30 am

Again, that is not the case for cutaneous lymphoma, which is more prevalent in African-Americans than in whites, and while melanoma is less common it is not zero, and tends to be more aggressive in those patients. Besides, are you arguing that men shouldn't support breast cancer research or women support prostate cancer research? We work on gastric cancer here even though it is more prevalent in Asia. From my perspective, as humans, we have responsibilities for one another even if I personally will not likely develop breast cancer.

GregComlish May 11, 2011 at 12:53 pm

That is a distortion of my argument.

I broadly support medical research. I support breast cancer research even though I am male. I just don't get mammograms because I'm not at-risk. And I think that the protective power of Melanin largely obviates sunscreen.

I would, however, support a public awareness campaign to tell at-risk populations about the dangers of cutaneous lymphoma.

Left_Leftie May 11, 2011 at 3:17 am

Is cutaneous lymphoma prevented by wearing the proper amount of sunscreen? My wikipedia research does not answer that question. This is a snark-free honest question.

mavenmaven May 11, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Probably not, unclear what the aetiology is, but T cell lymphomas are more common among certain populations, for example, ATLL is primarily seen in Caribbean and Japanese patients. Why? No one really knows. But there have been dramatic breakthroughs in treatment options for these patients over the last few years (non-chemo!) , all based on novel therapies and research.

Beck_is_Trig May 11, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Yes, but even reduced risk means they can still get it, so an information session about skin cancer is worthy. This isn't like sickle-cell anemia where ONLY black folks and Arabs seem to develop it (if I remember my biology). A video involving white people with sickle-cell would be as you say, useless diversity because honkeys can't develop it. So, I understand what you're saying, but black folks aren't immune so letting people know this at least gives them information even if the risks via probablity of occurance are indeed less.

sezme May 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Thanks for the data. With melanoma death rates of up to 5 in a population of 100,000 for the highest risk group (white males), I think I'll take my chances with the bad ol' sun and soak up that sweet, sweet vitamin D. And for black women, yeah, the risk is less than negligible. This is not a dangerously false myth, according to numbers.

Pop_Socket May 10, 2011 at 3:38 pm

I wish I had thought of putting "Topanga Naked" in my blog. I'm still getting hits from the time I mentioned "Miranda Cosgrove" and "The Naked Brothers" in the same post. There are a lot of pervs out there.

[redacted]hse May 10, 2011 at 10:14 pm

Yes. Lots.

Beck_is_Trig May 11, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Hah…yes there are although I don't know who any of these women aside from Megs, Brandy and the less attractive Huxtable girl are. So, while I can think of more than once on the video where I woulda said "okay, demonstrate HOW naked" I wouldn't say it's because I lusted over them as a kid; I just like seeing titays when the opportunity presents them. But yeah, your central thesis is correct, there are A LOT of pervs online.

sarjo May 10, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Wow, that anti-obesity PSA has really made me rethink my eating habits!

BlueStateLibel May 10, 2011 at 3:42 pm

But isn't that tough, hardened, over sun-exposed look very chic among Repub women? Megan is a RINO!

horsedreamer_1 May 10, 2011 at 3:55 pm

That's what she likes Rachel to call her.

Buzz Feedback May 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm

ya got a big ass you better have big titz

JustPixelz May 10, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Now, I know what you're thinkin' Were there 5 naked ladies or 6? Well, you've got ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you?

Gopherit May 10, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Go out naked, ladies, and men will do the same. We'll all take Melanotan to protect our sensitive skin…and no one will feel shame.

Weenus299 May 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm

OMG Tempest Bledsoe! Have the sudden urge to watch the Cosby Show after the wife goes to bed.

DaRooster May 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Earrings? Oh, yeah… earrings.

Chet Kincaid May 10, 2011 at 4:02 pm

But where are Meghan's best friends, Gazonga and Bazooka?

flamingpdog May 11, 2011 at 1:20 am

Having lunch and drinks at the local upscale breastaurant.

Beck_is_Trig May 11, 2011 at 2:13 pm

That's why the camera stays neck high, kinda sucks. I mean if I'm going to be brought in by a promise of nude Megs, I'd at least like to see her good friends/ways to get out of traffic tickets or it's just not worth the effort to click over.

Bonzos_Bed_Time May 10, 2011 at 4:11 pm

So will Megs move to Baja Arizona or stay in the Alta?

MadBrahms May 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Not interested unless Blossom and Six are involved.

SorosBot May 10, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Blossom is now a neurobiologist. It's weird to think about that.

simplyblue7 May 10, 2011 at 4:56 pm

as Joey would say WHOA!

hagajim May 10, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Needs MOAR BOOBIE GREASE!!!!

MinAgain May 10, 2011 at 4:30 pm

I was wrong. The Real Housewives of Osama bin Laden is not the worst reality show evah. This is.

DahBoner May 10, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Lunch Lady arms…

fuflans May 10, 2011 at 8:07 pm

oh oh oh that is so good.

i wish i had the 'p' arsenal for that.

Beowoof May 10, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Were they testing new satellites trying to pick up Meghans boobs from space.

Redhead May 10, 2011 at 5:03 pm

So THAT'S how we found Bin Laden – forced detainees to watch Tits McCain take it all off until they got eye cancer and caved, giving us his location!

Sharkey May 10, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Is Meghan ever going to lose her baby fat?

[redacted]hse May 10, 2011 at 10:16 pm

Sharkey, that's catty.

BZ1 May 10, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Megs McCain, still irrelevant…

XOhioan May 10, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Meghan was actually shielding herself from Cindy's laser eyes. Those things will kill you.

ph7 May 10, 2011 at 6:34 pm

This may be the easiest game of M, F, K I've ever played..

Tommmcattt May 10, 2011 at 7:22 pm

And?

user-of-owls May 10, 2011 at 7:40 pm

/Or?

user-of-owls May 10, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Topanga, Moesha, and Meghan McCain Naked On Rooftop

…and the bartender says…

fuflans May 10, 2011 at 8:08 pm

i don't know who any of those people are except meghan mccain and that is only because of wonkette.

i am pathetic.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 11, 2011 at 1:17 am

Hah! I've heard of Brandy. I win!

trampndirtdown May 10, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Where is Bristol? Oh it's a real charity not a celeb payoff scam, got it.

ttommyunger May 10, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Men! A PSA for skin cancer and I get wood. Go figure!

El Pinche May 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm

Hahaha, I'm alone in the meeting room. After lunch, someone's going to get the wet spot.

J Rbt. Oppenheiner May 11, 2011 at 10:02 am

These girls could be baggers at the Safeway for all I know. "Cept for Megan, I've never heard of any of them. Should I have?

J Rbt. Oppenheiner May 11, 2011 at 10:06 am

20 people a day? That's all?

Well, 5400 kids die a day from diarrhea worldwide. There's your perspective for the day.

Beck_is_Trig May 11, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Thanks for the mood whiplash….I go from thinking "why doesn't that Fishel girl move her hands?" and thinking the camera should pan down at least a foot on naked Megs to….diarrhea. You officially get the prize for giving me the biggest mood whiplash for today….

DrunkIrishman May 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Topanga gave me my first erection as a kid.

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