Is Osama bin Laden really dead? Not if the ability to make America laff is any indication! Perhaps the hated terrorist will always be alive in the part of our heart that makes us chuckle. This video is sung in Arabic or something. Swedish?
Is anybody funnier than teevee’s Gallagher?
The guy who posted the following gem explains his confusion:
funny video someone gave me….enjoy….cant tell if its osama or jesus…..o well
Oh well, indeed! Middle Easterners like Jesus and Osama, how can you tell them apart? Like this: Jesus was killed by the Romans, not Barack Obama … as far as we know.
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Bunnycrack69 should get all the Oscars next year.
That Gallagher is something… else.
Here's the interview Marc Maron did with Gallagher for his podcast. Maron got so much under his skin that Gallagher walked out in a huff in the end. Apparently, he couldn't take Maron's pointed questions about his racist, homophobic trash.
http://wtfpod.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-145-gall...
Gallagher has been completely insane for years playing small clubs and regaling people with insane racist and misogynistic rants before the obligatory melon smashing.
the only melons smashed were a white trash mama laughing herself to a coronary. fucking idiot.
Thanks for the effort Ken but I can't/won't watch Gallagher, was it offal?
This looks like it will be a good movie.
Better than "Atlas Shrugged"?
Adderal 451.
Don't believe the Afterdeathers, Osama sleeps with the fishes. Has a fish wrapped in Osama's turban shown up yet?
Vonkette mit dem Deutsch Krieg Hymnen?
war on the hymen? we can all get behind that.
Fick die Krieg
den Krieg–yes, Riley doesn't like it.
♪ Rii-leeey mag es nicht ♫
♫ Rocken das Casbah ♪♫
♪ Rock das Casbah ♫
How dare you bunnycrack69! Jesus isn't some dirty Middle Eastern foreigner with radical religious beliefs and long scraggly beard. How dare you be so un-American? You should go back to 69ing your Bunny's crack, pervert! >:(
Oh great — the Michael Jackson postmortem tributes are going to look like sheer genius compared to to America's soi-disant comedians' triumphalist bits about Osama. But I guess I should've seen this coming — after feeling so good about capping bin Laden's ass, deep in my liberal soul I knew there would be some negative backlash. And now the nation's Larry the Cable Guy wannabes take on the vanquishing of evil. Oi veh.
Fortunately disco Jesus being mistaken for bin Laden is unintentionally hilarious — so, like the rules for leap year, there are exceptions within exceptions. I will cling to such hope for the next few weeks, for there will be nothing else.
Just wait until Toby Keith releases an update to his "we'll stick a boot up yer ass, it's the American way" song. Then at least the mouthbreathers will have a single anthem and stop trying to come up with something on their own.
But it's going to take a while, because they have to find a way to celebrate bin Laden's death that ignores that the black President got him.
That was either Jesus or Mick Foley.
Was the video set to a Tori Amos song? If yes, then Mick Foley.
Thank god for shit that's < 1 min long.
we can all get behind that. i am still bitter about having to translate german i have half forgotten while i am drunk. riley wouldn't do this to us.
Even that's a net loss of 55 seconds. That first vid looks like something a first-grader put together. Maybe OBL just isn't funny.
Fuck, ken. it is like you know my drunken schedule…….post this kind of shit when i am at my most vulnerable and trying to make it fit all of my college German.
So which is more dead, Osama or Gallagher's career?
Even the crabs wouldn't eat Gallagher's career.
His own crabs?
maybe carrot tops
Of course… they're on steroids.
Both of them, Katie.
I really hope with 70 something virgins the dude can do better than that. They may be virgins but I believe they have style versus the soul of old man Bin Laden who works to please the ladies. Many of those virgins were friends on the Lardasshians Facebook pages. They know style, fashion and love American petro dollars. And those Armenian asses – I bet they are as soft as fluffy kittens and taste like Smores.
The (I'm saying) Jesus gets hit by a bus one looks more Easter-y to me – sort of He is Risen-ish and then, haha no. Gallagher makes me sad – maybe this is the brother he keeps suing. I remember thinking he was so clever when he did that English spelling is arbitrarily hard routine – I was maybe 10 and there was a lot of stand up on the new HBO/Showtime channels back then so I have a lot of weird comedian crushes – I mean, I never wanted to fuck Gallagher, but Howie Mandell with a fro wore me out. What?
ur howie's latex glove
72 virgins are overrated.
After about the 10th virgin, the confused, befuddled look on their faces gets old…
i'm sorry what? arnie and marie have split and taylor has left 'gossip girls' and i'm pretty sure whitney houston is in rehab again.
who is this 'osama' character?
Marie did what any Shiver would do. no chance of being president, no chance of cheap whores liking his lack of pecs…..fuck the bitch.
What?! Oh, there goes Arnold's family values cred right out the door.
Osama and his wives have split. Also.
The language, of course, is euro-trash.
David Vitter is harrier than I expected.
And this is how you honor Riley's last day?
Ed McMahon: Osama, Gallagher's career, and one third of America's houses.
Carnac: And the question is, name three things that are under water.
Awesome.
Loved the nukes in the first one. When in doubt blow something up.
My comedic Osama video has him running in slow motion across a field of flowers into the arms of his gay lover George W. Bush who is also dressed in a diaper.
"! أوتش ، كرات بلدي"
ممتاز
وهذا ما جعله يقول "أونش!".
You're all speaking Chinese!!
It's all Greek to me.
تدنيس المقدسات!
Time we all had a 'Gin Laden'!!
Pop, pop, splash.
Disco Jee-bus will haunt my dreams tonight. Thanks Ken.
Is this another conspiracy theory thread? I suspect that if the whole thing was fabricated we would have heard from Bin Laden by now in much the same way we did with Elvis.
The decomposing mouse in my basement is funnier that Gallagher.
Kinda hopeless to make fun of things that are trying to make fun of something that's not really humorous. The Jesus/Gloria Gaynor is funny in its own right and has nothing to do with OBL. Try again.
I wonder if Abba will be doing a summer reunion/comeback tour in support of this new release.
Also, I liked Cake's version of that "I Will Survive" tune better.
You know – I don't think I've ever seen a single Gallagher routine all the way through – so I figure, why mess with a good thing?
That Jesus survival video just has me thinking back to third year at college, reading theSpark website*, & following the staff on the on-site web-cams. Namely, the staffer who went by "Jesus" — & never broke character. Oh, those kooky Harvard math majors/indie-rockers!**
*Learned of it, oddly enough, from TIME, where the front-of-book news-briefs included a mention of the "Stinky Meat Project".
**Seriously: the au courant indie-rock outfit Bishop Allen is composed of Spark veterans.
Doesn't Gallagher say "Obama bin Laden" at the beginning of the cartoon funfest?
Yes.
I think (hope) he's trying to say O-bomb-a, as in "O say can you see."
(But he IS a major asshole, so…)
Come on, will there be anything funnier than Bristol Palin's new reality show? The one where she moves to California to share an apartment with two guys and work for a charity?
This is so lame 'W' could've cooked it up.
America needs a war on poverty. Cept for the bombs and whatnot, that Lyndon Johnson and his portentous grundle may have been onto something.
I thought Gallagher was dead
Well, he's dead to me, at least.
Still waiting for the teabaggers to photoshop the video of Bin Laden watching TV to include him watching Rachel Maddow. Do we have to do all your work for you? Don't you have anything resembling a sense of humor?
OT, but now that Riley has left to spend more time with his family, who's going to provide us with our Morning in America? I'm on pins and needles and bated breath here…
The fact that he still has a career is proof that humor is dead in this country.
In Soviet Russia, death humours you.
At my daughter's eleventh birthday party this weekend one of her friends offered up this joke:
All the bars are serving a new drink called the Bin Laden. It's two shots and a splash of water.
I offer that bon mot to you my fellow Wonketteers so that you may use it in the appropriate situations and thereby "blend in".
Shots of tekillya, right?
If this is what it took to get Abba back together, then it was all worth it.
My favorite part of the Wonkettz tributes to video content are that I don't have to watch a single second of any one of them. And for that I thank our troops.
I guess you've learned the hard way that there's nothing but pain if you click the play button ….
When asked, Alvin Green still had no comment.
That Gallagher sure does know how to tickle the old funnybone.
I liked the brief cameo of Donald Trump's phallus at 0:30 in the 1st vid.
I'm so ashamed to have laughed at bunnycrack's effort.
(shame)
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