WHY SO ANGRY TROLL?  2:30 pm May 9, 2011

Hmm: Andrew Breitbart Gets Really Defensive About His Alcohol Use

by Jack Stuef


Score one for random chance: for the first time in the long history of C-SPAN, something interesting actually happened on air! Democracy’s best friend Andrew Breitbart (he’s also best friends with truth and journalistic ethics; pick one, Andy!) was on to talk about his book when he was asked to describe his “current relationship with alcohol.” We all enjoy alcohol from time to time, don’t we? That’s a simple question. But it’s not for Breitbart, who quickly got very defensive. “Why do you ask?!” Breitbart demanded. This is so odd. Why ever would that question hit close to home for Breitbart?

Then Breitbart turned the tables.

“Would you ask Barack Obama in an interview with him … what’s your current relationship with cocaine?”

Yes, that probably is what the media would ask Barack Obama, if they saw him at parties all the time stoned on cocaine.

An update on this item from a couple weeks back:

There is some amazing video of Andrew Breitbart from that cocktail party in Washington Thursday night, and as soon as the wrestling match between two very unlikely and very minor media outlets in D.C. can be resolved, we are going to post this video and a certain unnamed fun-loving conservative rabble rouser is probably going to be sharing a room at Detox Mansion with Lindsay Lohan.

We now hear this video is not going to be released. But what would be the problem? That video could have nothing to do with Breitbart being drunk off his ass and doing some questionable things. Because Breitbart doesn’t have a drinking problem. He never did. [Patrick Gavin]

 

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{ 186 comments }

WhatTheHolyHeck May 9, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Fuck booze, I want to hear about his current relationship with his own colon. He seems to spend a lot of time up there.

Doktor Zoom May 9, 2011 at 11:51 pm

I would describe my “current relationship with alcohol" as affectionate, perhaps even rather flirty.

My colon and I have not been on speaking terms for years, however.

bordo2 May 9, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Sure, Andrew has a drinking problem. He's outta vodka!

vodkamuppet May 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm

That's a problem I can relate to. Maybe he's human afterall.

FlownOver May 9, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Nope. The scientists (the ones not busy running from the torches-and-pitchforks gang, anyway) call that "convergent evolution." Like rats on cocaine or Republicans chasing young boys… but I repeat myself.

OhNoGuy May 9, 2011 at 10:13 pm

Yes, I'm pissing in the bird bath. Why do you ask?

Buzz Feedback May 9, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Hold on, Riley. It's going to be a bumpy night.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 2:40 pm

We're gonna need a bigger ball-gag.

Lucidamente1 May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

For Riley, or for Breitbart?

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 2:45 pm

For poor Riley. To affix to Breitbart.

CZL May 9, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Riley likes the screams. They… excite… him.

Not_So_Much May 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Poor Riley — Is Andrew Breitbart gonna have to slap a bitch?

widestanceroman May 9, 2011 at 2:35 pm

That's amazing, since there is nothing to his disheveled sweaty bloat to suggest such a thing.

Andy–no amount of alcohol will make you sound like a man, so give it up, girl.

memzilla May 9, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Well, we know Breitbart's relationship with an a**hole, that's for sure (extra credit if you answered "indistinguishable").

Swampgas_Man May 9, 2011 at 9:10 pm

He's got his head up at least one.

forgracie May 9, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Dude looks like he just got off a five day bender. Probably smells of cheap scotch and cigarettes.

fuflans May 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm

i thought he was drunk when the video started.

he's just unsavory on every level.

riverside68 May 9, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Was that "off a five day bender," or "on a five day bender?"

On a related matter: Do you know why Pirates do not get hangovers?

Cause they never stop drinking!

vacuumslayer May 9, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Don't forget farts!

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 3:08 pm

The under-buttoned shirt is telling.

OhNoGuy May 9, 2011 at 10:21 pm

But the unzipped pants are yelling.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 11:08 pm

Ew.

petehammer May 9, 2011 at 3:09 pm

He smells like an Olympic wrestler's taint.

jqheywood May 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Olympic wrestler taint reeks of Axe body spray?

ThankYouJeebus May 9, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Pre-cancer Christopher Hitches always had that look about him. Funnily, I'd much rather hang out with a smelly hung-over Hitchens than Breitbart in his Sunday best.

glamourdammerung May 9, 2011 at 4:03 pm

While defending Breitbart makes me a little sick (not to mention a significantly better person than him or any of his followers), I think he makes those odd faces to hide all the extra chins and it may not be because of drugs and/or alcohol.

fartknocker May 9, 2011 at 2:36 pm

And denial is a river in Egypt Andy.

fuflans May 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm

to be fair, 'what is your relationship with alcohol' IS a loaded question.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 2:41 pm

It's a question about being loaded.

carlgt1 May 9, 2011 at 2:52 pm

well didn't Hitchens have to field questions like this all the time? and he's 1000 times the intellect & writer & journalist that Breit could ever be….

Tundra Grifter May 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm

"It wasn't a 'relationship.' It was more a one-night stand."

Not_So_Much May 9, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Why not just answer "Excellent!" and move on?

GOPCrusher May 9, 2011 at 5:47 pm

"When did you stop beating your wife?" IS a loaded question.

Gratuitous World May 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm

from that screen shot, he's about one Busey short of a Nolte.

Can we get an APB on R. Waggaman?

kittenbomb May 9, 2011 at 3:31 pm

I’ll see your Busey and raise you two Sheens.

BornInATrailer May 9, 2011 at 2:38 pm

BigGreenLiver.com

FNMA May 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm

We've all done some things that we regret while drunk, but considering the whole of Brietbart's existence, I think I can say, with confidence, that I've never been that wasted.

Lucidamente1 May 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Watching Andrew Breitbart gave me a drinking problem.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 2:44 pm

I don't have a drinking problem, but I do have an Andrew Breitbart problem.

SorosBot May 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Andy, you'll never get it together if you don't follow step 1 and admit that you have a problem.

skoalrebel May 9, 2011 at 2:40 pm

He's just trying to defend America from the Kenyan mooslim and his Crack Ho wife. That's what makes him so mad all the time. Shit, I get mad when I think about all the commies running this country. And I'm not a drunk. Really. I'm not.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 4:42 pm

I was rooting around the return bin for the 3d glasses used for the IMAX showing of Thor & found what I thought was a Cherry Pepsi bottle in the bottom, so I pitched it to the trash-can. Then, the contents spewed as the bottle rattled in. &, I had to wonder: why is the soda lingering on the wall behind? Turned out, it was dip.

Just, disgusting.

GhostBuggy May 9, 2011 at 5:01 pm

The thing I like most about this story is the implication that "rooting around the return bin for the 3d glasses used for the IMAX showing of Thor" is a normal thing to do.

OhNoGuy May 9, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Really, horsedreamer, you need a better hobby.

baconzgood May 9, 2011 at 2:40 pm

In his defense if I got free booze all the time I'd be drunk all the time.

Not_So_Much May 9, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Free schmee — you gotta want it!!

baconzgood May 9, 2011 at 4:03 pm

You've convinced me. I'm going to get stinking drunk tonight. I gotta commit.

MissTaken May 9, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Good lord, he looks worse than I did Friday morning after Cinco de Mayo. Let's just say my current relationship with tequila is hateful at best.

Not_So_Much May 9, 2011 at 3:48 pm

My relationship with Patron is co-dependent…

Pithaughn May 9, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Describe your relationship with the Mezcal worm.

MissTaken May 9, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Demented and sad, but social.

ManchuCandidate May 9, 2011 at 2:41 pm

I figured Bitpart's addiction was with rageohol.

whiterabid May 9, 2011 at 5:08 pm

I thought he was more of an assoholic.

memzilla May 9, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Two weeks ago, there used to be.

neiltheblaze May 9, 2011 at 2:42 pm

I want to know what his current relationship with "reality" is. Divorced, from the look of it.

SilverTsunami May 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Divorced,and reality had to get a restraining order.

OhNoGuy May 9, 2011 at 10:26 pm

They still see each other from time to time but it's not serious.

jus_wonderin May 9, 2011 at 2:42 pm

BB is banging the booze. Ask her.

SorosBot May 9, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Sadly for him, Breitbart can't follow Mel Gibson's lead and blame alcohol for all the racist things he's done since most of them were clearly premeditated.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Nor can he ring up Jodie Foster for a job.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

"…ring up…"

Ah think we got us another Limey here, boys. Get the rope.

chascates May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

No doubt that video was edited to show America's Savior in a less-than-respectable sight.

freakishlywrong May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Fat vicious drunk muckraker is a fat vicious drunk.

BeWoot May 9, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Muckmaker is more like it. If Andy was a raker he'd be working with the real stuff before the edits.

iburl May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

How come you D.C. guys never share your saucy photos and videos? You don't want to "Spike the Football" on Breitbart's alcoholism?

BaldarTFlagass May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Your move, Chris Hitchens.

Schmannnity May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

just because he is starting to look like Zach Galifianackis in the morning of The Hangover, why do you ask?

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Rest assured, Breitbart would never buy drugs from "Black Doug".

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 3:05 pm

O/T, I thought "The Hangover" was just about the unfunniest purportedly funny movie I've seen in years. I like stupid-guy movies, too, being a stupid guy, but that thing was repugnant.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Todd Phillips is an acquired taste, I suppose. He's too crass to appeal to a wide audience, as does his supposed kindred spirit Judd Apatow, but not crass enough to have his films classed as "so bad, they're good", like, say, the film Machete.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Having seen the preview for H#2, I doubt I'll work to acquire the taste.

Andrew Drinker May 9, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Wait, Breitbart's a drunk? Hey, he has more in common with us than we previously thought! (And he shares my first name!)

Hey Andy, come down to The Jury Room and first round's on me! They make a mean Sidecar!

Swampgas_Man May 9, 2011 at 9:15 pm

Never offer him a drink unless it's arsenic.

Goonemeritus May 9, 2011 at 2:44 pm

I see his point his years of hard work and discipline in the field of journalism should afford him equal deference to that shown a sitting POTUS.

BaldarTFlagass May 9, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Well, maybe he thinks he's the least worst person there is.

Geminisunmars May 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm

That's what his "friends" all tell him, so it must be true.

baconzgood May 9, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Booze goes in Breitbart falls down. You can't explain it.

TheMightyHaltor May 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm

How da booze get dere?

pinkocommi May 9, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Given the current Republican 2012 presidential candidates, how can we not drink ourselves to oblivion?

flamingpdog May 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Given the current Republican 2012 presidential candidates, how can we not nominate Breitbart?

hagajim May 9, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Q:So Andy – what is your current relationship with alcohol….

Andy – "Well, to tell you the truth, I love it like my gay lover…in fact I shove a bottle up my ass every night"

Badonkadonkette May 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm

See, we're on the same page, you and I.

Badonkadonkette May 9, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I wouldn't have led with a question about his relationship with alcohol. It's kind of obvious the guy is a raging alcoholic. I would have said, "What's your current relationship with underage cock, and does your current relationship with alcohol have anything to do with it?"

petehammer May 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Alcohol is a crutch. Underage cock is a crotch.

Subtle distinction.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm

This is a trick question, right?

SayItWithWookies May 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm

It depends on what your definition of is is.

elviouslyqueer May 9, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Wait. Randy Andy went to Tulane? That proves he's had his legs in the air at Lafitte's at least twice.

MinAgain May 9, 2011 at 2:52 pm

There's no "relationship". He just felates the occasional bottle in a backroom until it's drained dry and then stumbles on home.

jqheywood May 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm

He merely has a "wide stance" whilst drinking, erhm, Rob Roys.

AngryGeometer May 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm

My drinking party has a no-brain slandering douchebag problem.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm

"Attenuated. At best."

HobbesEvilTwin May 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Breitbart doesn’t have a drinking problem. He never did.

Breitbart's problem isn't with alcohol; it's with reality.

the_problem_child May 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm

You forgot "in denial".

RadioGroundZero May 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm

He's an obnoxious drunk…oh, he's obnoxious all the time.

PsycWench May 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I read the post originally as referring to an event on C- Span, as in "C-minus Span". Which explains so very much. Keep drinking, Andrew, and you'll be a regular on F-Span!

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm

If there were any journalistic ethics any more, they would have asked Brietbart about his relationship with Riley.

4tehlulz_lite May 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm

I think he's just shocked that anyone would imply that Breitbart could maintain a relationship with anything or anyone.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Serenity Now!

m_supercomputer May 9, 2011 at 2:56 pm

No sober man would go on TV with hair like that, even if it is just C-SPAN. And actually, no man whose wife doesn't hate him would, either – expect that'll be the next scandal for poor oh-so-mistreated Andy.

metamarcisf May 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Alcohol my foot! He hasn't put the pipe down since his appearance on Real Time last Friday.

SorosBot May 9, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Since you're always willing to brave the hell that is the Breitbart forums, has there been any mention of this over there?

metamarcisf May 9, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Well, when they posted this story today:

"Whitney Houston Voluntarily Enters Rehab"

I wrote "Breitbart will be next". To which one person responded, "maybe he'll get your old room". Not bad.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm

That video makes me think Breitbart is actually a leftist from the local hobo jungle who is putting one on the Right.

flamingpdog May 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm

No.

JoshuaNorton May 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm

The middle of traffic in Dupont Circle looked like a nice place to take a nap. Got a problem with that commie?

Bonzos_Bed_Time May 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Bring on the seals/SEALs!

jus_wonderin May 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Didn't Judy Collins cover that song??

jqheywood May 9, 2011 at 3:14 pm

No, that was "Send in the Glenns"

Arken May 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm

I think you mean Send in the Clow- oh wait, same thing.

OhNoGuy May 9, 2011 at 10:16 pm

I thought it was "Send in the Glans"

Pragmatist2 May 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm

I demand to see his breathalyzer results!!!!!

mereoblivion May 9, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Have you stopped drinking your wife?

Geminisunmars May 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

The Least Douche-bag?

vacuumslayer May 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Some drunks are fun. Andy is an angry drunk.

baconzgood May 9, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Up fists for all!!!! We ALL knew troll would show for a story about Breitbart. Maybe troll IS Breitbart.

vacuumslayer May 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm

He's drunk AGAIN?

Cheetah Repeater May 9, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Drunk down-fisting. Passed down from father to son.

flamingpdog May 9, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Methinks Andy needs to take a defensive drinking class.

riverside68 May 9, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Barak to BB: "Hee hee, that's funny, my relationship with cocaine. Would you like a piece of me cute boy? My Seals tell me you got purdy lips. Hey cut it out, no reason to pee on the rug, it ties the room together."

randcoolcatdaddy May 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm

It looks like he has a wonderful, close relationship with alcohol. I, for one, fully support his rights to enjoy embracing alcohol in the privacy of his own home and, depending on the outcome of certain court cases, his right to marry the alcohol of his choice.

jus_wonderin May 9, 2011 at 3:20 pm

I believe marriage should be reserved for vodka and ice cubes.

DashboardBuddha May 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Just as long as he doesn't marry Jim Beam or Johnny Walker. If he married one of them they'd both be dewers.

undeterredbyreality May 9, 2011 at 3:07 pm

"I'm the least alcoholic person in the world!"

KeepFnThatChicken May 9, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Why be a dick to the milquetoast C-SPAN interviewer? Is this so Andrew will keep awake?

DownFist Troll May 9, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Memo to Andy. don't show up to C-span interview dressed like you just got out of a police drunk tank.

OhNoGuy May 9, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Now there is some sage advice.

DashboardBuddha May 9, 2011 at 3:08 pm

"What's your relationship with alcohol?"

We just good friends…but he does give me the encouragement to make indecent overtures to Riley Waggaman. (Riley…why won't you return my calls??!)

CapnFatback May 9, 2011 at 3:08 pm

I believe Mr. Brietbart made his intentions known the moment he slipped a promise ring over the neck of that bottle of Beefeater's.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Mushrooms with Dennis Kucinich.

dr_giraud May 9, 2011 at 3:15 pm

and his wife.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm

but without Dennis. He can go pick up the pizza.

Thurman Munster IV May 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm

He may be a drunk today, but tomorrow madam, he'll sure as hell still be a total douchebag

Cheetah Repeater May 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm

I agree: Obama's former cocaine use ethically absolves Breakfart of his alcoholism or any other fault. It's his endless craving for underage lads that's Andrea's real problem.

WilliamHTaft May 9, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Breitbart would make an awesome homeless guy.

MasterDebater May 9, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Um, a picture says a thousand words. Literally, in this case. He goes on TV looking like THAT and gets defensive when asked "hey why are you a drunken slob, as evidenced by how you LOOK RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE YOU BOOZE ADDICT."

SorosBot May 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Or "maths" – that's a dead giveaway.

HuddledMass May 9, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Also "lorry," "flat," and "lift."
I'm watching those sneaky Brits and their "humour"

RavenRant May 9, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Don't forget "boot" and "bonnet". And "Bob's your uncle!"

wondering where i am May 9, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Yes, what is it with "maths"? Do the Brits have like multiple quantities of mathematics, you know, some extras kicking around to use as a spare?

elviouslyqueer May 9, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Where else? And probably during Decadence.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Oh, going all evidence-y, are we? Where's that great Murken propensity to leap to conclusions when we need it?

In the run-up to the Iraq invasion, you were probably all squishy on the WMDs. Commie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KeepFnThatChicken May 9, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Be careful. Riley will cut-a-bitch.

Gorillionaire May 9, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Speaking as a man who learned the hard way some very serious things about alcohol abuse, that was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen on tv.

June_Cleaver2.0 May 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm

That is how Repubs answer questions they don't like. If Dems were more confrontational like this with the media, the media would be more thoughtful in asking Dems questions. That answer is why Repubs get soft questions.

Arken May 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm

You have to be alive to die.

RadioGroundZero May 10, 2011 at 1:36 am

It's a war on war.

Toomush_Infer May 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm

He's right – his problem probably isn't with drinking…it's more likely with looking around the bar in a haze and realizing that no one is anywhere near him – again! They were when he came in…

AlaskaGrrl May 9, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Oh yeah. You can just tell by that classy Lounge Lizard outfit, that 'Ol Andy don't have no problem with the bottle.

glamourdammerung May 9, 2011 at 4:26 pm

I did not notice until you pointed it out, but yeah, I dress like less of a slob than that when I was under my house fixing a pipe this weekend.

Gopherit May 9, 2011 at 3:57 pm

OMG. You guys need to get that video. Ask Larry Flynt for the money. He hates hypocrites and would probably love to be the guy who took Andy down.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Correction note DF. Thankee.

Sue4466 May 9, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I like how asking him a question means asking Obama an equivalent question. Because Breitbart and Obama are in the same league. Obviously.*

*When you're completely loaded.

prommie May 9, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Don't forget the "lying manipulative narcissist!"

fletc3her May 9, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Obama never gets asked about smoking.

FakaktaSouth May 9, 2011 at 4:12 pm

I particularly enjoy the automatic "on the same level" allusions of himself to the Prez. I dig that they have the whole "we both wrote books about doing shit in college thing" in common, but Andrew seriously needs to keep his comparative associations closer to his actual Tucker Max wannabe counterparts. And seriously, fuck that guy.

starfanglednut May 9, 2011 at 4:13 pm

God, what a alike that guy is!11!1!1!

::::puts half pint in backpack for work…

Mort_Sinclair May 9, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Andrew Breitbart: Christopher Hitchens without the intellect, education, erudition, atheism, cancer, humor, or common sense.

timbo71351 May 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm

That drunk needs an ass-whipping more than anyone else on earth.

SheriffRoscoe May 9, 2011 at 4:19 pm

And do you know who else had a relationship with cocaine before he entered politics?

glamourdammerung May 9, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Sigmund Freud?

fartknocker May 9, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Marion Berry?

OhNoGuy May 9, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Mr. Ed? No, that was heroin.

LionHeartSoyDog May 9, 2011 at 4:20 pm

…“current relationship with alcohol.”

My parole officer asked me about this when he saw me hustling an empty 12-pack to the dumpster, one time.

Veritas78 May 9, 2011 at 7:26 pm

So it was clearly a dry hump! What's the problem? THEY WERE EMPTY!!!

grandinquisitor May 9, 2011 at 4:20 pm

The real problem that Breitbart is going to have with alcohol is gonna come if he tries to take some of mine.

Crank_Tango May 9, 2011 at 4:27 pm

what do you have against michael bolton? you didn't like the jack sparrow song?

Terry May 9, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Dick Cheney.

whiterabid May 9, 2011 at 5:09 pm

The Bristol Palin Hour.

skytrucker May 9, 2011 at 5:12 pm

So we need to accord you, a political gadfly, the same respect we would the President? Climb down off that ego for a moment and get a clue.

glamourdammerung May 9, 2011 at 5:18 pm

But clearly the President of the United States of America is the egotist here.

PuckStopsHere May 10, 2011 at 12:36 am

On account of his moral weakness, duh.

glamourdammerung May 9, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Also, that video should be released.

deanbooth May 9, 2011 at 5:52 pm

"I'm not a drunk. Some of my best friends are sober."

BZ1 May 9, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Anytime you're stuck for an answer, change the subject to the Kenyan commie… seems to work for the teatards…

Rotundo_ May 9, 2011 at 5:56 pm

Well, if Andy is a drunk, there is always that slight chance that he will drown in his own sick. And if that thought doesn't perk you up a little, you just don't know Andy like we know Andy. Bottoms up big guy!

BerkeleyBear May 9, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Apparently the alcohol has rotted his memory, because people did in fact speculate wildly about President Obama's relationship with cocaine and lameass media picked up on it and asked.

Wilcoxyz May 9, 2011 at 6:21 pm

He says he has an open relationship with alcohol. But he gets insanely jealous and menacing when he sees other people enjoying themselves with booze.

RavenRant May 9, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Breitbart/Ashley Todd 2012!

RavenRant May 9, 2011 at 6:55 pm

The cocktail party video must be released! By any means necessary! America has a right to know!

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!?!

You guys are breaking my black-hearted heart.

Swampgas_Man May 9, 2011 at 9:08 pm

It's not a "relationship w/ alcohol" if you're just paying the bottles to fuck them.

glamourdammerung May 10, 2011 at 1:10 am

Why isn't this guy in jail, or murdered?

Because we are better than his sort.

SonofSpermcube May 10, 2011 at 6:46 am

The dude looked and sounded drunk in that clip. Maybe that's where it came from.

(Mr. Breitbart, if you have some neurological problem that explains that, I sincerely apologize.)

jaytingle May 10, 2011 at 8:17 am

You'd drink too if you were a super-talented movie guy who has been blacklisted by the liberal powers-that-be who control Hollywood. Because the movie industry is dominated by liberals who put personal politics ahead of profit. Also, Andrew Breitbart is not gay, so quit being so mean.

Isyaignert May 10, 2011 at 11:52 am

If I was Breitbart, I'd be drunk all of the time too. It's the only way I could live with myself.

ttommyunger May 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm

I like to think I've mellowed in my old age, but watching Andrew during this very short clip reminded me that he is one of the few men on Earth who ( if I could not immediately get away from) I would have to physically assault in a very serious way; just for drill and for doing what's right.

lulzmonger May 11, 2011 at 3:01 am

Video or it didn't hap- … aw, who the fuck am I kidding, of course it happened.

Release the video!
THE WHOLE WORLD ISN'T WATCHING!

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