HEART ATTACK AFICIONADOS  11:34 am May 9, 2011

Dick Cheney Doesn’t Think Obama Lets Detainees Be Questioned At All

by Jack Stuef

Robotnik livesIn a moment of weakness last week, Dick Cheney, whose human form is still somehow able to emit sulfurous breaths of scorn despite not having a pulse for the better part of a year, said something nice about Barack Obama after the dirty socialist captured and killed Osama bin Laden. But by the time Cheney got to his appearance on Fox News Sunday on Fox News Sunday (it airs Sundays, on Fox News), the gothic torture-loving character from a Tim Burton film was back to his old ways. “It’s not clear to me today if we still have an interrogation program to put someone through,” he said, showing off his classic elder-statesman decorum.

Yes, does the guy who OVERSAW THE KILLING OF OSAMA BIN LADEN even let people question terrorists at all, or does he bake the evil-doers cookies, paint his toenails with them, and talk about his boy problems?

Cheney said the Obama administration should be willing to use waterboarding and other enhanced techniques.

Oh, isn’t that cute, the guy who had over 7 years to torture his way to bin Laden but failed is lecturing the guy who did find him on how to deal with terrorism. We’ve often said the only thing keeping Cheney alive is the pure hatred that runs through his veins. It would appear you can add to that list naked spite and the unquenched desire to torture more human beings and feed off their mortal agony. Usual vice president stuff.

On a lighter note, Cheney said his health has improved since last year when he was diagnosed with “end-stage heart failure” and fitted with a battery powered device that helps his heart function.

He said hasn’t decided whether to seek a heart transplant, offering a rather political answer to a medical question: “I’m not prepared to make any medical announcements.”

He’s a coy one! But yes, that stockpile of preserved Iraqi children’s hearts he keeps in the garage is working out just fine. [Politico]

 
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CapeClod May 9, 2011 at 11:37 am

Yes, interrogation without torture is like having a fluffer-nutter sandwich without the fluff.

carlgt1 May 9, 2011 at 11:57 am

with the RepugliKKKans — all we're left with is the nutters!

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] May 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm

And the fluffers (Fox Nooze).

freakishlywrong May 9, 2011 at 11:38 am

They were all at it yesterday. That awful spawn of his, Liz, was on the ABC abortion of a discussion show, (with zero pushback). They trotted out torturers and ex-Bush officials as though they were still in office. Who ever is booking these steaming piles of horseshit should be water boarded.

Gorillionaire May 9, 2011 at 11:40 am

My sentiments exactly. Like a freak show of war criminals.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 11:41 am

DC is a world unto itself, with Ron Fournier the master of puppets. & in that world, Mc Cain won.

qwerty42 May 9, 2011 at 12:32 pm

The Beltway crowd lurves them some suffering. It's not going to affect them and will be bracing for everyone else. Per Jon Chait. No wonder outside-the-beltway types from both sides hate them so much. For more on our elites, see Paul Krugman.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Glenn Kessler has a future at Politi"Fact", once WaPo closes its doors.

qwerty42 May 9, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Chait's final para:
This, too, is Washington consensus thought in its essence. The premise is that we need calm, bipartisan discourse, and the greatest impediment is people in either party saying mean things about each other. Thus they proceed straight from this assumption to the conclusion that any mean claim is false. This assumes out of existence the possibility that a plan to reduce entitlement spending might actually have dire real-world consequences that can be truthfully described.

His analysis of the original editorial that prompted Kessler's response is vintage Chait:
…the editorial adopts a version of Ryan's argument, namely:
1. Something must be done about Medicare
2. Ryan's plan is something
3. Ryan's plan must be done.

memzilla May 9, 2011 at 11:46 am

They could have all had the same Chyron below them: "Didn't Find Osama (R)."

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Rotate that one with "Talks Out of Own Ass (R)".

An_Outhouse May 9, 2011 at 12:40 pm

and "Shoots friends in the face"

DustBowlBlues May 9, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Is that the one that C. Amanpour hosts now? (I teach Sunday School, so I'm never at home then). Whenever I see her with the usual band of pricks like George Will and Her Ladyship of Irrelevance, Peggy Noonan, I don't understand why they didn't scrap the panel along with George S and replace them with smart people. Or at least people who aren't insufferably smug.

freakishlywrong May 9, 2011 at 1:03 pm

It is. It's enormously disappointing as well. I kinda had hopes for that show, but it's been a non-stop parade of clowns since she took over and there's absolutely no push back no matter how outrageous.

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm

George Will's syndicated submission to the Journal-Sentinel's Sunday Op-Ed page was a lugubrious monologue about turning 70. I am hoping there is a Wonkette response. (Though, maybe the Trig-Steuf-Schnatter brouhaha has dissuaded Our Wonkette from birthday posts?)

WhatTheHeck May 9, 2011 at 11:38 am

On the brighter side of things, a guy who is “half alive” is also “half dead.”

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm

To paraphrase Weezer from their unfairly maligned fourth album: "Hate/ barely alive/ Craven".

CapeClod May 9, 2011 at 11:40 am

About that heart transplant, could a normal human heart survive in that body?

mumbly_joe May 9, 2011 at 11:55 am

I'm pretty sure, in a novel variation on graft-versus-host disease, the heart would reject Cheney.

Wadisay May 9, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Memo to myself: (1) Amend my organ donor card to make sure Cheney can't get my heart and lungs; (2) maybe sell my motorcycle.

Angry_Marmot May 9, 2011 at 10:21 pm

Worked in a hospital during college, and "motorcycle owner" was interchangeable with "organ donor".

MARCdMan May 9, 2011 at 11:40 am

That's funny, most of the detainees have been questioning whether Dick Cheney was still alive.

ManchuCandidate May 9, 2011 at 11:40 am

I'm surprised that Cheney didn't just outright say that the Dev Group SEALs copied his "shoot'em in the face" tactic for Close Quarter Combat.

It obviously wasn't because OBL is dead while the only thing dead on Cheney is his humanity.

Gorillionaire May 9, 2011 at 11:41 am

The next GOP primary debate should start off with the question "is it fair for American taxpayers to keep this son of a bitch alive?"

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Run some bill boards all across the Rust and Bible Belts that have a photo of Cheney and the text "Why does this guy have health insurance and you don't?"

Lascauxcaveman May 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm

That's actually pretty damn good.

Ohforcripessake May 9, 2011 at 1:19 pm

And are we still paying the secret service to guard this a$$hole? MFer should have to pay for it himself.

James Michael Curley May 9, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Yes. Previously a VPSecret Service detail was ended 6 months after the VP left office.

Gratuitous World May 9, 2011 at 11:42 am

“I’m not prepared to make any medical announcements.”

Really want that info? take away his peanuts and he'll sing like a bird. waterboarding not necessary.

Monsieur_Grumpe May 9, 2011 at 11:42 am

Clearly Cheney is not a results orientated person. He just like to torture.
I hope he never had any pets.

DaRooster May 9, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Probably one those kids that would hold a mirror up to his fighting fish until it killed itself banging into the side of the tank.

flamingpdog May 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm

He prolly missed those lunchtime meetings in the White House with President Dubya recounting their childhood experiences stuffing firecrackers in tortoise shells.

flamingpdog May 9, 2011 at 12:54 pm

HA HA, downfister, you can zero out my upfists all you want, but my p just skyrocketed from 82 to 99. Suck on that, moran!

HELisforHEL May 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

LOL They really are pathetic–as if all their trolling has any bearing on our opinions. HAHAHA childish & stupid downfisty troll is childish & stupid.

justkillmenow May 9, 2011 at 2:05 pm

We know he doesn't have a hunting dog…

Texan_Bulldog May 9, 2011 at 11:42 am

"Usual vice president stuff." Quit blood libeling Joe Biden–he just cares about the choo choos and trying not to stick his foot in his mouth.

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Joe's a good guy, honest to his roots and pretty darn straight forward. Smart, too. Just a bit goofy at times.

V572..whatever May 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Having ultra-serious, never-goofy national leaders like Cheney produced mixed results, it must now be acknowledged.

Texan_Bulldog May 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Damn straight, Terry. If Dick had 1/1000th of Joe's humanity, he'd be elevated to flea larvae.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2011 at 1:01 pm

He's a decent man, is nice to kids & animals and likes commuting by trains as much as I did. He's also damn smart.

He's like a crazy fun Uncle that you always look forward to visiting…"Pull my finger kiddo–ahhahaha fooled ya again ya rapscallion!"

BaldarTFlagass May 9, 2011 at 11:42 am

I like how the collar in the picture obscures the bolts sticking out of his neck. "My Name is Legion, For We Are Many."

DustBowlBlues May 9, 2011 at 12:44 pm

I was thinking more on the line of zombie invasion. Unless he refuses to be interviewed in daylight, and we all know what that means.

ttommyunger May 10, 2011 at 11:01 am

Once again, the swine would prefer death to inhabitation by the Dickster.

nounverb911 May 9, 2011 at 11:42 am

And we gave him a new "heart".

meufchelou May 9, 2011 at 11:42 am

"Cheney said he’s working on a book, spending time with family and heading out on a fishing trip later in the month. Asked whether he can get near water with an electrical device attached to his body, Cheney joked: “You’re not supposed to fall in.”"

Watching all those torture sessions does indeed teach you how to be cautious,eh?

HempDogbane May 9, 2011 at 11:54 am

This is a misquote. He said "You're not supposed to pour it on your face."

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:09 pm

That means he mustn't bathe anymore. So, in addition to the scent of sulfur and brimstone, Cheney now has a big cloud of old man funk surrounding him.

nounverb911 May 9, 2011 at 11:43 am

Time to waterboard Liz Cheney!

memzilla May 9, 2011 at 11:43 am

I picture Cheney cutting his finger and seeing the white fluid come out, like Bishop from Aliens did, but that would be an insult to CyberAmericans.

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Yes, remember that Bishop saves the little girl in Aliens 2. Cheney would have pushed her out of the airlock to save himself.

BaldarTFlagass May 9, 2011 at 12:33 pm

And said to the queen alien, "Baby, I like your style!"

ttommyunger May 10, 2011 at 11:02 am

I'd like to see what comes out when his throat is cut.

riverside68 May 9, 2011 at 11:43 am

needs mor Brokeback Mountain

Only let's break some backs while ass fucking this time.

SorosBot May 9, 2011 at 11:43 am

He also criticized Obama for keeping America weak by refusing a daily breakfast of human blood, preferably from babies.

DaRooster May 9, 2011 at 11:55 am

Look… mine has stem cells!

cheaphits May 9, 2011 at 11:43 am

Say what you will about Dick Cheney…say it often and say it loud.

ThankYouJeebus May 9, 2011 at 2:04 pm

"Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney."

iburl May 9, 2011 at 11:43 am

Don't worry Pulseless Dick, Obama is just as dedicated to illegal spying, torture, murder and holding (former) children, chefs and chauffeurs indefinitely without charges as you were.

zhubajie May 9, 2011 at 8:38 pm

No future president will give up "unitary executive."

iburl May 9, 2011 at 9:36 pm

Yep. Cheney Won.

zhubajie May 11, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Bin Laden has won. The attack on 9-11-01 was mostly on the nationalpride. The goal was to start an avalanche of self-destructivebehaviors. It was not hard, back then, to judge the US economy ahouse of cards and the US populace on the verge of civil war, with aLARGE fraction of the populace eager for some kind of lightlydisguised authoritarian government. Now we have the economic collapseand the lightly disguised authoritarian government. Civil war? Notyet.Bush was our Julius Caesar, Obama, our Augustus. Tiberias? Who can tell?

Callyson May 9, 2011 at 11:44 am

Riiight…because waterboarding worked. Oh wait: http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/05/04/
And to quote Patsy from the classic AbFab, "Oh, for God's sake just die!"

horsedreamer_1 May 9, 2011 at 11:56 am

That's the Communist Foreign Policy, to you & I.

riverside68 May 9, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Loves me some Patsy

Patsy and Foreign Affairs go together like Veuve Clicquot and coke

Biel_ze_Bubba May 9, 2011 at 11:44 am

It was the Faux News Motherfuckers' Day Special.

MinAgain May 9, 2011 at 11:44 am

He isn't making any medical announcements for the simple reason that the Dick Cheney prototype from Cyberdyne Systems doesn't actually need a human heart.
http://blognonymo.us/2007/04/cyberdyne-systems-vi

baconzgood May 9, 2011 at 11:45 am

"Go Fuck yourself"

-Dick Cheney-

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Mr. Cheney, I'd like you to meet my little friend, Staphylococcus aureus.

elviouslyqueer May 9, 2011 at 11:45 am

On a lighter note, Cheney said his health has improved since last year when he was diagnosed with “end-stage heart failure” and fitted with a battery powered device that helps his heart function.

Here's hoping the doctors implanted the device with a couple of AA Ray-o-vacs with an expiration date of 1991.

fuflans May 9, 2011 at 11:45 am

it's funny that the wingtards get more outraged about painting the toenails of little boys than they do about waterboarding.

funny in a bad way.

Schmannnity May 9, 2011 at 11:45 am

Incredible! Obama is not keeping Dick in the loop so he can take over at a moment's notice? After all the nice things he had to say about him for the last 2 years? What a fucking ingrate.

Weenus299 May 9, 2011 at 11:46 am

“I’m not prepared to make any medical announcements.”

– He's still torturing the rats in trying to find a cure for cancer?

baconzgood May 9, 2011 at 11:48 am

My mom said that if you can't say somthing nice about a person don't say anything at all…..

(crickets churping)

x111e7thst May 9, 2011 at 11:48 am

In addition to spearheading the Bush administration's efforts to find bin Laden, Dick also did important work on how best to cement deep wells for Haliburton. Leave this misunderstood genius alone.

edgydrifter May 9, 2011 at 11:49 am

Oh, hearing the reactions from some of my relatives to the news that HUSSEIN the Kenyan Terrorist had snuffed OBL makes me think maybe President Barry enjoys doling out his own particular brand of torture, because they are possessed of great mental anguish and suffering terribly.

Ducksworthy May 9, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Good.

riverside68 May 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm

The relevant question is are they permanently significantly physically impaired? Any measurable major organ damage?

Otherwise fuck em. Actually fuck em anyway.

Ducksworthy May 9, 2011 at 11:49 am

No need to waterboard this cheesey dick. Just unplug him for 45 seconds to a minute. Simulated death is a great motivator.

BaldarTFlagass May 9, 2011 at 11:50 am

It's okay for Cheney to come on TV and second-guess Obama, because we remember how much time Al Gore spent doing the exact same thing to the Bush Administration between '01 and '09.

mormos May 9, 2011 at 11:59 am

gore was too busy receiving a nobel peace prize to give a shit.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Yeah, don't you recall Gore jumping up & down screaming WE GAVE THEM A REPORT! WE HANDED THEM THE INFORMATION! THEY MAY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACTUALLY PREVENT 9/11 OR SERIOUSLY DISABLE THE OPERATION! WE GAVE THEM THE FUCKING REPORT BUT THEY DECIDED TO IGNORE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What? He didn't do that? Oh, I guess that happened in my Inner Movie Version. Oh wait–in that one, Shit For Brains and his Merry Band of Assholes didn't 'win' the election in 2000 and none of the horrid crap that occurred until 2008 transpired.

BaldarTFlagass May 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Alas, Pam Ewing was not dreaming and Bobby Ewing really was dead. The end.

Chillwaver May 9, 2011 at 11:51 am

I wonder how many souls will be freed once this bastard dies…in 2099…

rhubarbpie2 May 9, 2011 at 12:46 pm

The worst part of this is imagining the funeral they'll give for him before he heads straight to hell.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm

UGH it'll be like that orgasmafest they had for Nixon, where everyone conveniently forgot what a shitload he was.

SayItWithWookies May 9, 2011 at 11:52 am

Amazing how civilization manages to crawl along without the benefit of the wisdom of sadistic failures such as Mr. Cheney. On the other hand, I am happy that he's lived long enough to see bin Laden killed by a black liberal without using information gleaned from torture (which that asshole knows is the truth regardless of what he says on television). It might compensate for not seeing his wretched face peeking out over an orange jumpsuit, at least for a while.

WhatTheHolyHeck May 9, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Not for me. I won't be satisfied until I see an orange-clad Cheney doing the Filipino Prison Dougie.

mumbly_joe May 9, 2011 at 11:53 am

I'd say something here, but I'm pretty sure my hatred would just make Dick Cheney stronger.

poncho_pilot May 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm

now i'm imagining the Statue of Liberty walking around New York doing Cheney's bidding.

undeterredbyreality May 9, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Notice that Cheney and Rummy are never on at the same time: "Don't cross the streams!"

OkieDokieDog May 9, 2011 at 11:56 am

I'm just happy that Dick is receiving the best medical advancements and treatment that taxpayer funded health care can buy. No one deserves it more than him. Not you, not your Mother, or your little kids. Just him.

EatsBabyDingos May 9, 2011 at 11:56 am

"When asked for a comment, Voldemort said 'Hey, I may be evil incarnate, but that cat Cheney gives me the willies. When he dies, Hell will close and everyone will go to Heaven. Because he scares the Hell out of the dead, too!'."

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Dammit, just had a thought. Does Cheney have horcruxes?

DaRooster May 9, 2011 at 11:56 am

“end-stage heart failure”… sound promising… yet he's still around. DAMMIT!

simplyblue7 May 9, 2011 at 11:56 am

He's just Dick being a Dick.

Lascauxcaveman May 9, 2011 at 11:58 am

I think more like he captured us.

freakishlywrong May 9, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Good thing we decided to "look forward" and not go back and prosecute criminals. Good. Thing.

mormos May 9, 2011 at 12:39 pm

There are five people I would like to see tried for war crimes in this country. They are: Dick Cheney, George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenet, and Karl Rove.

Rove didn't really do anything, but the man needs the fear of God put into him.

undeterredbyreality May 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Forget the trial; just detain them in Guantanamo.

HuddledMass May 9, 2011 at 2:41 pm

And John Yoo. I hate that guy.

glamourdammerung May 9, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Rove didn't really do anything, but the man needs the fear of God put into him.

Re-criminalizing homosexuality would work.

mourningnmerica May 9, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Die.

Slim_Pickins May 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Yes, misinformation gained by waterboarding Kahlid Sheikh Mohammed lead indirectly to bin Laden when it didn't agree with intelligence acquired without torture. See torture works!

mourningnmerica May 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I liked the part in the interview where he ran the razor over his tongue, so he could get his blood fix.

neiltheblaze May 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Ah, Dick – as contemptuous and bitchy as ever. I was starting to worry.

Terry May 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I thought the plan was for the Cheney and Bush families to run off to their secret ranches in Paraguay or Uraguay by now. I'm really looking forward to that day.

Lascauxcaveman May 9, 2011 at 12:05 pm

the guy who had over 7 years to torture his way to bin Laden but failed is lecturing the guy who did find him on how to deal with terrorism.

He is being consistent to the Republican way of doing things:

Cut taxes on the rich to improve the economy —> economy gets much worse —> cut taxes on the rich to improve economy

Work full time to regulate every woman's uterus —> get re-elected on campaign of getting the government off our backs —> work full time to regulate every woman's uterus

Waterboard potential informants to get information to catch the bad guy —-> fail to get information to catch the bad guy —> Waterboard potential informants to get information to catch the bad guy

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 12:12 pm

What a bargain! Three operational definitions of "insanity" for the price of one!

freakishlywrong May 9, 2011 at 12:38 pm

I fist this very much. Only you forgot "blame the left, Democrats, liberals, etc." after the policies fail and before introducing them again.

Lascauxcaveman May 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Given a moment's thought, there are probably quite a few more we could add.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 12:06 pm

In U.S., Cheney tortures you.

poncho_pilot May 9, 2011 at 12:08 pm

rosebud.

Gratuitous World May 9, 2011 at 12:10 pm

for sure. WWDCD?

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] May 9, 2011 at 12:12 pm

What Would Dick Clark Do?

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] May 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Well, when he bumps into him in hell he can personally ask him for one.

mourningnmerica May 9, 2011 at 12:12 pm

God help us all if he ever gets his hands on the Precious again.

Redhead May 9, 2011 at 12:13 pm

So Cheney's against stem cell research because then there are fewer aborted fetuses for him to eat every day, rate?

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Dick Cheney, thy name is "Chutzpah."

L188188 May 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Why does ANYTHING have to be "made clear" to you, you bloodless piece of shit? Who gives a shit what you understand? Just make sure you have a fresh pile of Depends, the remote control and some pudding nearby, and shut up.

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 12:24 pm

[snark off]

I would so like to see this shameless and disgraceful b*&tard in the dock at the Hague, along with Bush, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, and Yoo (especially Yoo). They disgust me.

[snark on]

riverside68 May 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm

PERP WALK MO FO, WE WANTS THE PERP WALK NOW!

WriteyWriterton May 9, 2011 at 12:32 pm

I'd like a photo of him chained to a chair in the waiting area in a precinct station. I'd frame that.

HELisforHEL May 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm

I'd be tempted to cross-stitch a pillow with that image.

PostApocalypse May 9, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Obama killing bin Laden proves only one thing. Torture as a means to an end lacks purity. Torture is the end.

Ducksworthy May 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm

DVD's of Kalid Sheik Muhammad being waterboarded were the only thing that could get if hard for him toward the end.

PostApocalypse May 9, 2011 at 12:55 pm

It's just like with hunting. You don't go hunting for food. You go hunting to shoot a guy in the face.

mavenmaven May 9, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Gotta understand the mindset: Its more fun to be allowed to torture than to actually achieve any goals. Abu Ghreib was cool! Too bad Bin Laden is dead, because we could have tortured us up a few ragheads! Dems take away all our freedoms!

Ducksworthy May 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm

and incandescent light bulbs also, too.

KeepFnThatChicken May 9, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Is an obituary considered a medical announcement…?

AJW@[redacted] May 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm

They wouldn't believe that any more than they believe a birth announcement.

Limeylizzie May 9, 2011 at 12:39 pm

I am almost to the point where I loathe the daughter more than the vile Dick, maybe because she and I have the same name, maybe because she and I are both women, maybe because she and I are both short ,white women….fuck me running , I am Liz Cheney.

freakishlywrong May 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm

That mother of hers is no day at the seaside either. So, unless your mother was a strident, hateful harridan who could marry and re-produce with a vampire such a Dick, you, Limey, are no Liz Cheney. +you're funny and very salty, she is neither of these things.

Limeylizzie May 11, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Thanks for the talking down from the ledge, Freakishlywrong, seriously she is just such a ghastly creature. How can you get to be that hateful ? She must have been abused or spoiled rotten, one or the other.

flamingpdog May 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Today, we are ALL Liz Cheney! (My apologies, ahead of time, to everybody.)

HELisforHEL May 9, 2011 at 1:21 pm

No, you are definitely NOT that she-thing of evil. You have a functioning heart and brain and soul. Items that the Cheney family does not possess.

ttommyunger May 10, 2011 at 11:17 am

I would say you are more the "Anti-Liz".

An_Outhouse May 9, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Why don't they arrest the war criminal and then he can find out if there is "an interrogation program to put someone through,” ?

kissawookiee May 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm

On a lighter note, Cheney said his health has improved since last year when he was diagnosed with “end-stage heart failure” and fitted with a battery powered device that helps his heart function.

The battery powered device is just a cover; it's really the horcruxes that keep him going.

Sue4466 May 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

"Oh, isn’t that cute, the guy who had over 7 years to torture his way to bin Laden but failed is lecturing the guy who did find him on how to deal with terrorism."

Sums it up perfectly.

JustPixelz May 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

If torture works — like the Cheney and other wingers claim — and if it's morally justified — because it saves lives — there is absolutely no reason not to use it. In fact, we shouldn't limit ourselves to waterboarding. Its results are sketchy at best. Let's torture a presumptive terrorist's children in front of him. That will work. And save lives. Your move, Liz Cheney.

Lascauxcaveman May 9, 2011 at 4:01 pm

"Tonight on a very special episode of 24…"

hagajim May 9, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Good to see Dick is still consistently being a DICK!!!!! Fuck Off fuckhead!

anniegetyerfun May 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm

I'm not saying that Obama SHOULD ensure that Cheney is never accepted onto the recipient list for a heart transplant. But he COULD.

cheetojeebus May 9, 2011 at 1:24 pm

not sure why, but i am reminded of that fat striped demon in Tim Burton's Nightmare before Christmas? the one full of bugs and stuff. Dude prolly smells of a freshly opened year old casket dug from the grave just this morning. I don't know of anyone in public life right now who i despise more than this man.

El Pinche May 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm

We should listen to Dick. He mastered minded 8 years of collosal failure.

El Pinche May 9, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Ooooh oooh! I have a rebuttal. Here goes….

OBL was killed under Command and Chief Barack HUSSEIN Obama. The End.

MrFizzy May 9, 2011 at 2:25 pm

He'll be in the ultimate long-term interrogation program soon enough.

LakeLucilleLoon May 9, 2011 at 2:44 pm

I'm pretty sure that photo of Cheney is the same one that Bristol Palin gave to her plastic surgeon.

deanbooth May 9, 2011 at 3:07 pm

What the fuck does he know? He's a retired old fart in Wyoming.

zhubajie May 9, 2011 at 8:34 pm

Unfortunately, Dick Cheney merely says what lots of people think.

ttommyunger May 10, 2011 at 11:19 am

If by "think", you mean concoct in their Reptilian Mid-Brain.

NewtsChicknNeck May 10, 2011 at 8:40 am

i really enjoyed dana perino's multiple appearances. very meta when you remember that in 50 years some waaaay hotter bimbo will be press secretary for one of W's grandchildren and "not really know" what osama bin laden is…and the circle of life (for spokesmodels) will be complete. just like dana and her problem remembering about cuba and missiles. of course, dana's excuse is that it happened before she was born. which, wow. i'm done.

of course, that also explains mccain's expertise in all things Teddy Roosevelt.

ttommyunger May 10, 2011 at 11:20 am

I REALLY want to outlive Cheney, and Dubya, and Yoo, and…..oh fuckitall.

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