On Sunday, President Obama oversaw the only thing conservatives ever wanted to happen in the world: the death of Osama bin Laden. But accepting that the commander in chief of our nation’s military could have a hand in this has threatened some major cognitive dissonance on the right, because doesn’t that guy seem a little foreign and a lot liberal, thus unable to like the United States of America? Thankfully, ABC News’ Jake Tapper mentioned something on Twitter about a flag being lowered yesterday evening at the World Trade Center site, which could only mean OBAMA WENT TO GROUND ZERO SO HE COULD BURN AMERICAN FLAGS, according to certain conservative bloggers who have a professional duty to misinterpret things.
Blogger Doug Ross, for one, wrote,”This administration and, by extension, the Democrat Party are now so thoroughly divorced from the history, traditions and morals of America that we might as well admit the Marxist left has executed a successful coup d’état on this Republic.” His friend Michelle Malkin asked, “Does flying the American flag at Ground Zero now constitute ‘spiking the football???’” This meme made it all the way to Matt Drudge, who ran the headline, “REPORT: Team Obama takes down US flag before Ground Zero event…”
As we all know, Obama was not allowed to go to the part of New York where Ground Zero is until this week because he was “controversial.” But Obama was legally able to look at photos of Ground Zero, and once he saw there was a giant American flag there, he got angry and decided it had to come down. So Obama dug out bin Laden from where George W. Bush carefully packed him in a pile of Flintstones Push-Up Pops at the back of the White House freezer a decade ago, presented the corpse as new, and was given an all-access pass to Ground Zero. Once the magical gates opened to the terrorist attack wonderland, Obama made a beeline to the flag, ripped it down, and left, pushing crying 9/11 victim families out of the way, his objective finally accomplished.
And that’s our week in review of how conservatives managed to avoid their emotions for the man who is now empirically their greatest hero, President Barack HUSSEIN Obama. [Gawker]
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Sometimes, I wish Al Gore hadn’t invented the internet.
But where would we get our porn?
In the back of the corner candy store, just like in the olden days.
I grew up in the suburbs, so you had to be lucky enough to know the kid that had a dad with a cool stash that he could sneak some out of.
The Internet is better, plus we get LOL CATZ. Try getting that at the corner candy store.
Try being gay. You had to break into the Rectory for that stuff.
Has anyone come up with LOL Pr0n?
(Not so much up to date with the porn. Can I still be a Wonketteer?)
But its sooo much easier to cover the keyboard with plastic than to unstick those pages…
Where it was pixically better….
Sears catalog does seem less naughty of late.
Or made it a little harder to use. That would keep out the riff-raff.
Yeah. Back in the days of 2400 baud modems and BBS the online community was extremely dorky (except for yours truly, of course) but mostly civil and way smarter than the swarms of troglodytes at Red State etc.
I wish Al Gore would have won-won in 2000.
There you go, 100! And for pron.
As soon as I hear one of these "Republic Party" hacks say "the Democrat Party" I immediately know them to be Foxtarded.
Yes, it's a useful metric for evaluating the opinions of people I'm unfamiliar with.
The really funny thing is, I doubt most right-wingers even remember the origin of their own meme. I hardly ever see "DemocRAT Party" capitalized properly anymore. They've simply internalized it as though it were the actual name of the party.
I suppose it's easy once you've dedicated yourself to ignoring reality.
These things are useful signals, however.
This.
it's a useful metric for evaluating the opinions of people I'm unfamiliar with.
And this, also too.
We need to start calling them the Republican't Party because they can't do one single fucking thing right.
Perfect.
My seriously stupid brother claims not to listen to Fox or Limbaugh, but always gives himself away by using "WingnutSpeak," like 'Democrat Party', 'ramming it down our throats', 'teleprompterz', and the always terrifying CZARS!?!!!
BTW, he's a lifelong government employee, (worse, he's a REGULATOR), always crying about the need for smaller government. He thinks when they kill all the gov't jerbs they're gonna pull him aside and say, "Oh, not you! You're different, you're special, you're not like all the others!" Moron.
My seriously bright (although conservative) brother used 'Democrat Party' on me once. I asked him what the purpose of using that term was, other than making himself sound ignorant. No answer. Literally speechless. Followed by a quick change of subject.
I had a not so pleasant conversation outside the county hospital the other day with an elderly gent sitting in his running car. The back of the car covered with Nobama and keep the government out of healthcare stickers. i pointed out that he was at the County Fucking Hospital, got a dull stare and a response of oh well local gubmint don't count. I then pointed out that he was sporting a handicapped placard and parked in a handicapped space….crickets. Hopefully it made him think, but more likely he just decided that I'm a prick.
I think the key is that it's not really about government spending. It's about government spending on brown people. That's the bad spending. Old white folk spending? A-Okay!
Except, of course, if it's government money spent on blowing up brown people. Then it's a-okay, according to old white folks.
Absolutely, the next thing out of their mouth is usually all about welfare queens and someone taking their benefits that they earned. and always at taxpayers expense.
"My seriously bright (although conservative) brother used 'Democrat Party' on me once. I asked him what the purpose of using that term was, other than making himself sound ignorant."
The thing is, though, sometimes even intelligent people ARE ignorant, in the sense of being uninformed.
About ten years ago, I asked somebody, "How come you don't like Wal-Mart?", and they phrased their answer in a way that didn't make me feel like a dumb-ass for not knowing.
I was able to return the favor about five years ago, when a bunch of us were talking at lunch, and I said that Wal-Mart didn't give their employees health care, which meant they went to the local emergency room, which our taxes pay for. One of my co-workers said, "But that's TERRIBLE! Why do people stand for it?". I said, "Because a lot of people don't know — even intelligent people like you".
Not everybody follows politics, and there's so much information out there that even intelligent people aren't always able to keep up with everything. The 20% are probably a lost cause, the other 80% aren't.
Point taken. Between career, family, hobbies, people don't have time to follow news. And corporate media, whether print, local tv, or cable, does everything to obfuscate/distract.
Since it's apparently okay to rename other peoples' political parties, my choices for Republicans are 'The New Confederacy', the GOPP – Goofy Old Peoples' Party, or Banana Republicans.
Other possibilities: Feudalists, 3rd Worlders.
BTW, my new slogan for the Democrats:
"Sure we're corporate whores, but at least we're not batshit crazy corporate whores!"
Fired up?
ready to go.
Ready to go drink myself into merciful oblivion.
"Banana Republicans"
I like it. I like it a lot.
GOP = Giant Octopus Party, the Party of Cthulhu.
Sorry. Cthulhu has too much pride to associate himself with these sleazeballs. Giant Octopus Party has promise, though. Have to scan dictionary for negative O-words.
It's true that C. regrets following Azathoth's advice and making Bushthe Younger pres.
This is all Rush's doing. He's been calling them the Democrat party forever. This results from a desire to distance Democrats from a system that is "Democratic." It's a sign that whoever says it is "in the know" as far as Rush is concerned. This is good for those of us that despise that fucking windbag, because it's a sign that a person not only listens to Rush, but actually allows themselves to become a walking Limbaugh talking point.
Ditto! <sarcasm>
Yeah, that was my thought, that if they're saying "Democrat Party", they're identifying themselves as Dildoheads (a good pet nickname for them).
Wow, conservatives are as dumb as a sack of diapers, aren't they?
Used diapers.
used old teabagger Depends diapers
Trig's used diapers.
Vitter's used diapers.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, hey now. That's really unfair to diapers.
These frothing religious fanatics demanding enormous changes to American society are not "conservative" anywhere outside their own tiny minds.
At least diapers serve a useful purpose.
And they contain less shit.
Irrational people irrational. The cycle of contardedness continues.
Flag goes up; flag goes down. No one can explain it.
Flintstone push-up pops were SO GOOD
Flintstone vitamins always scared me, though. They sort of seemed fascistic. "A million strong, and growing!"
Better than Flinstone push-up bras?
Eh, it's a living.
What are they complaining about? They needed something to wrap bin Laden's real body in.
Aren't they complaining that the prez' refusal to wrap the ventilated corpse in pig fat is proof that he's a Mooslim-lover?
Michelle Malkin should stick to posting clips of herself in a cheerleader outfit on YouTube.That is clearly her core competence.
I thought Youtube banned MM's ping pong ball vids.
I thought her core competence was being born in this country so her parents could stay.
Please allow me to repost one of Sadly, No!'s greatest photos ever.
~
Why do I suspect Milton references are in short supply on right wingnut sites?
John Milton's prose or verse demands far too much education and attention for most T-tards.
That and complaining about things being "rammed down her throat" which is her way of describing "democratically enacted laws". At least that's what I think she means.
Law that Republicans like = democracy in action, will of the people has spoken
Law that Republicans dislike = things being rammed down throats
Ah, Michelle Malkin, Famously banned from Hardball because she claimed John Kerry shot himself in Vietnam because he knew that someday he would run for president and he needed that Purple Heart. And, thereby, setting the groundwork for the entire birther conspiracy. What a great American!!!!!
Yeah, that's Barry Hussein Osamabama! Mean ole Barry the Marxist monster who is hell bent on destroying Amurikkkuh. HE MADE THE FLAG CRY PEOPLE!!1!!
Don't you mean SOETERO!!!!
and what next will the conservatives say ?? Barry hoisted Kenyan flag in Ground zero ?
It's your fault that they will now say "some people are saying" what you said. Way to go, Trig.
Too harsh?
I will personally hand you $20 of genuine US America currency if you can succeed in getting that meme off the ground.
Conservitards have their panties in the biggest bunch ever because a Democrat, and a black one at that, succeeded at the one thing that kept them up at night for 10 years. And they are trying harder than I've ever seen anyone try to color Osama's death as the worst possible thing to ever happen in the history of US America. All I can say is suck it, and suck it hard, conservi-types.
You heard it first from old Santa, long before 11-4, most Republicans will have a pat answer drilled into their heads by Rush et al; that assassinating Bin Laden was the worst foreign policy / military / intelligence blunder since Judas gave up Jeezus. My mind does not twist so as to be able to tell you what that pat answer will be, but there will be at least one.
I laugh at the conservitards: They are on the side of Bin Laden and Q-daffy.
Still, this is just another sign of Obama being a half-ass liberal. If he really was a good liberal, he wouldn't burn the flag, but take it down and shit upon it while masturbating and reading the Koran. Hell, that is my average weekend.
You only limit that to the weekend? Amateur.
Great, I imagined that being said in your namesake's voice and my cubemate is wondering what the hell I'm laughing about
You forgot the Old Milwaukee.
Hasn't anyone accused him of tracking down and killing the world's must wanted super-villan as part of his 2012 campaign? That is some gangsta-ass campaign strategy if I've ever seen it.
If that's his opener, they should just get the fuck OUT the way.
Downfist troll is downfisty.
The fist goes down, the fist goes up. No one can explain it…but we see the Cheetoh stains on his zipper.
Not only that, he performed this little campaign stunt ON THE TAXPAYERS DIME! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!1!!!!11!
I'm sure someone will come up with it pretty quick.
Man, republicans really are the party of Pavlov, huh? These people must operate on spinal reflex like 90% of the time.
Stimulus: Noun,Verb,Obama
Response: "Unamerican! Muslim usurper! Crush, kill, destroy! Skree, skree, skreeeee!"
Shhhh…Downfister will think he has the name of one of our Marxist heroes.
Wharrgarrrbl!
ugh.
just ugh.
Fox News Headline:
OBAMA PROCLAIMS WORLD PEACE FOR FOREVER AND MILLIONS GO UNEMPLOYED IN THE DEFENCE INDUSTRY.
These neo-cons hate anything that any democrat does. Seriously if Obama did 1/4 the things Bush did he would have been inpeached.
That maybe the one thing that concerns the wingnuts the most, Now that Osama is dead, we pack up the troops and bring them home. And then no more random killing of brown Muslim people.
Not likely, even if we defeat East Asia there is always another arch nemesis on the horizon. Within months of the next R victory there will suddenly be piles of evidence justifying the invasion of Iran.
It's why the worse thing to ever happen to the wingnuts was the Soviets giving up on the cold war, and 9/11 the best thing ever, we finally had a new archenemy. Now it might go back to China; remember how the Bushies were stoking tensions with them until 9/11 gave them the enemy.
Somewhere in the Pentagon, there's a circular chart with the names of all countries with oil. They spin the little arrow dealie a la "Wheel of Fortune" and there you have it, the next threat to our precious, precious oil barons*cough*freedom.
"Seriously if Obama did 1/4 the things Bush did he would have been inpeached. "
The folks you're talking about don't go in for such time-consuming and legal methods as impeachment. They would have had some more extreme, uh… solutions.
OBAMA CURES CANCER = CLINICGATE!
Obama curing cancer would be just another socialist attack on the cancer-treating parts of the medical industry. What does he have against America's hard-working oncologists?
Dear Wingnuts:
Better call yo' mama cuz
Obama got Osama
2 bullets in the head
so just forget about the drama.
Obama punk'd Osama saying "Yes we can"
Proving W is the dummy and Obama is the man!
HURR DURR FLAG.
Woah – are you in charge of writing up the official GOP platform or something?
Well said!
I also thought your essay, DERP DERP TAXES, was very enlightening!
Y'all are making me laugh!!
If you love that flag so much, why don't you marry it?
Oh, right. Marriage only occurring between a man and woman and all that.
Lois Griffin's next speech?
I sense it would make the Republicans happier if we hung up a sign at Ground Zero stating "Mission Accomplished." I think I can locate a spare sign at the Presidential Library at SMU in Dallas if you would like for me to stop and pick it up along the way.
have it drycleaned and pressed – it's kinda old and mothworn…
It's not there anymore. Somebody checked out the book and didn't bring it back.
Dear Troll,
You annoy me. Stop being a douche.
Baconzgood.
is the troll running up those sweet, sweet page views?
I would post something like "I love Brietbart" to see if troll thumbs that down, but I'm pretty sure the experiment would be inconclusive.
I don't know….If you put that up how would you know which downfisted you? The Troll or all of us?
Hey, I'm willing to take one for the team and bell the cat:
SARAH PALIN IS A BIG FAT SKANKY SCREECHY-VOICED MORON WHO USES HER CHILDREN FOR POLITICAL GAIN. SHE IS NOT QUALIFIED TO HOLD OFFICE IN WASHINGTON, VISIT WASHINGTON, OR SEE A MOVIE STARRING DENZEL WASHINGTON.
*brushes palms together to indicate fait accompli… er… mission accomplished*
That oughtta do it.
Downfistin troll be downfistin'.
also: this entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any
Why not just go all the way and say that he dug up Betsy Ross from her grave and skull fucked her too?
In Doug Ross' defense, his great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother Betsy sewed that flag.
Yeah, but she left out the pink hearts, yellow moons, and green clovers.
lolwut?
when will it be over? i wish i could believe in mythological bullshit like the Rapture because that would at least make it seem tolerable knowing the end is nigh.
For them, at least; it just means more room for us and fewer Fox viewers in general.
May 21st.
http://www.wecanknow.com/
Stocking up on popcorn and trying to figure out where the best ring-side seat will be.
Best seat. Outside Westboro Baptist should be entertaining when those pious bastards get disintegrated while a big booming voice says "God Hates Haters". Another possibility is Fux News; same reason. My personal choice would be a nice safe 100 feet away from Newt Gingrich — when the lightening hits him as that booming voice calls out "consider this a divorce".
I'm marking big X's on the calendar as we speak. I, for one, can't WAIT!
End of the world, plz.
I'm sure my spanish professor will understand if I don't show up for my final on the 19th.
Ah yes, the Yes We Cank Now folks!
not soon enough. i have something i'd like to get out of doing on the 14th. can we push this up a bit?
Not for nothing… I have jury duty starting on the 16th. I wouldn't mind missing out on that.
Tell you judge you don't expect to be here after the 21st due to the Rapture – maybe the lawyers will decide you're not jury material.
Is that ironic? get out of jury duty for Judgement Day
We have several billboards up in our area. A guy I know is getting married that day and I have had more fun teasing him about it. He should really use the "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" song at his wedding.
"Rise up, O Men of God" was always the best wedding hymn, but in this case I'd suggest Tom Lehrer's "We'll All Go Together When We Go."
On Armed Forces Day no less. Why do neocon evangelical asshats hate the troops?
they are citizens of god's kingdom. which means we can lock them up in Gitmo if they get out of line. enemy combatants.
The people involved say the date is calculated from information in the Bible. If that's Armed Forces Day, so it is written.
Anyway, if this date — May 21st 2011 on the Gregorian calendar — has been in the Bible all along, ya gotta wonder about all these people through the millennia who didn't know. They coulda sinned like there is a tomorrow, thrown down a deathbed repentance and waited for the sweet eternal life on May 21. Suckers.
Also, haven't we gone through several different calendars since the bible was written? Are we sure the end of the world wasn't last week or something, and we just weren't paying attention because of the whole Bin Laden thing?
My favorite Prophet, Bro. Stair, says that these calculations are wrong exactly because Harold Camping is not a prophet!
See then it really wouldn't be over you'd be stuck forever in either Heaven or Hell with all those fuckwits. I don't think theists have really thought through the whole "eternity" thing very well.
And he had the nerve to drink out of a White Christian 9/11 drinking fountain.
Just Wow! Thats all I got. Have a nice weekend people.
Puppies will always bark at a train. Never seen a train react to it in any way; just rolls on down the tracks, kinda like Barry is doing… Phuggem!
"The dogs bark, but the caravan passes on"
Yes, yes it does.
Also, anyone who puts a flag at half-mast is committing treason. Mourning the dead is for women and homosexuals, not Real Americans.
No, teh gheyz dont like things at half mast.
Im upfisting on the way out the Door ya little shit!
Obama may have killed Osama, but lets face it – he did it all wrong. The SEALS followed the Demo-feminized – "just go in and shoot everyone plan" (no doubt right out of the Hillary Clinton Vincent Foster murder playbook) – even though their targets had barely even woken up from their sleep. I mean, is there anything more sissified than a STEALTH HELICOPTER?
They SHOULD have said – ok, guys take 5 – get your guns – and then we'll come in – like men – not like a bunch of girls – and take you down the hard way. I mean, we're the SEALS, not the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!
For Osama himself, they should have clearly played a little "how many bullets do you think I have left" game – and videotaped it for our enjoyment.
That's the American way!
Exactly, will they ever release the 911 call from the compound? We deserve a new catch phrase, let's rooooll is so 2001. Hopefully one of the tech guys will release some audio and or video files to wikileaks. Then all the r's can fap to "Well do you towel head, do you feel lucky tonight?
Seriously, real Americans would have come in on horses. Yipee kiyay motherfuckers!
Retard retard retard retard retard retard retard RETARD asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole ASSHOLE. My apologies to Sarah and her progeny.
More like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmV70_U3oA
You were doing great until the last sentence.
Oh, they shouldn't fret — President Obama didn't go to the WTC site to desecrate the flag — he went to hear the melodious call of the muezzin.
I'd love to hear Sara Benincasa's take on all this. Don't they usually let her out on Friday's?
I really really REALLY want to tweet that Doug Ross and Michelle Malkin are a couple of douchey hate-filled hacks, and then tweet a correction. Oh, wait…
"His friend Michelle Malkin…"
Well we ALL know what kind of Jack-Wad that Doug Ross guy is now… if we didn't already.
Not only Barry is responsible for bringing down OBL; he has also propelled the careers of all these bloggin' conservative asshats by giving them something to bitch about on a 24/7 basis while raking big ad revenue in the precess(Andy Breitbart, case and point). So please, respectfully fuck off and show an ounce of class for once.
"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
\Life of Brian\
If Obama personally invented a formula that cures cancer, tastes like chocolate and makes you lose weight, the wingnutz would complain that he's undermining our freedom to die.
They already think that.
No spiking the football would be if he renamed Reagan International Airport after Fidel Castro.
Doug Ross used to be kind of a jerk doctor on ER; now he's just a douchy right wing blogger.
Unrelated to this topic:
Seriously does anyone on Wonkette go to the lame trolly sites and down fist them? If you do I'm sorry to say, you're pretty lame.
(I don't know why but the troll is getting my dander up today. It might have been because I drank 6 Vodka and tonics at lunch…..Well mostly vodka and vodka.)
P-scores and thumbs up/thumbs down mean fuck-all in the scheme of things. Anyone who is spending their time manipulating such meaningless metrics is not worth the effort of getting upset over.
I upfisted you to prove your point by disproving your point.
I upfisted you to disprove your point by proving your point.
I upfisted you again because you're cute.
Well, I thought about it and then I remembered that I am not a passive-aggressive douche and I have a job that requires real work and do not have the luxury of staying on the Wonkette comment boards most of the day. As much as I love Wonkette, even I don't want to spend the time on it that the troll spends.
It's really kind of sad when you think about it.
I figure if I yell at him once in a while he'll feel like he's doing….Whatever he thinks he's doing correctly. It's a positive/negative reinforcement kinda deal. This way he thinks his life has meaning.
I occasionally do the same.
It's not as sad as Ross and Malkin, they are supposed to be professionals (for certain small values of professionalism). I guess once you sell your soul it really doesn't matter anymore.
No, we don't do that to their sites. First, icky. I really don't want to catch the wingnut disease. And second, we spend all our time on useful pursuits like performing oral sex on other people. No time for downfist trolling.
Well, at least no time for THAT kind of fisting.
It's okay to downfist over there but kindly have the courage to post something inane and stupid while you're at it. Look what it did for me.
Huh. I've been wondering how that happened. Srsly.
You're still the champ!
You are my hero I venture over there but always say something and then I get vile emails for days.
It is quite the cluster-fist, no?
I have a hard time believing this is happening in any systematic way. This guy down fists what like 100 posters over here on every post, if we were retaliating as he says we are would he not start off with 100 negative fists on every post. I have visited his profile because I am new here and I got followed by him week one. Visiting was more to see what his point of view was, not to retaliate. Truth is after reading his posts it is clear no sensible debate would come out of posting there so I don’t. The real question is why do you, seems like pushing that fat kid in the pool to me.
He is reading what we say, however; earlier today some of us linked to some of his more inane or racist comments over on Breitbart, and now every single one of those linked comments has been deleted. Idiot must be scared we'll all go mock him or just downfist him some more.
I have always thought troll wars were a waste of time, fact is the troll and the troll dog pile is exactly what has kept me from being more than just a lurker till now. The shrill partisan screaming is not debate it is not the exchange of ideas it is warfare. What I like about this site is that there is debate but it is civil or at worst snarky. It seems to me this site is composed of people that value a posters wit as much as the point he makes. As for downfisty clearly he is having zero effect for every down fist he has given me some charitable soles have given 10 largely undeserved up fists. The end result is that my P-ness is better than I warrant, I say ignore him.
I've stayed away from commenting about the downfister until now so as not to give the troll any satisfaction, but he brings to mind the kind of weakling who gets even with you for banging his girlfriend by letting the air out your tires.
Here at Wonkette, however, we just laugh, inflate the tires, ride over to his house and bang his sister.
and his brother, just to not pick sides right?
But not at the same time – you have to draw the line somewhere.
You draw the line underneath his mama's nose, the cool kids call it a Dirty Sanchez.
"Seriously does anyone on Wonkette go to the lame trolly sites and down fist them?"
I see no reason to be both aggravated and bored without at least a paycheck.
It's Breitbart doing the down fisting on his own idiot commentors.
Refuse to give them the traffic.
Thank you, Jake Tapper, for once again demonstrating what an insufferable douche you are.
Of course he burned the flag. As a liberal, I know it is my duty to wipe my ass with the American flag daily, before having promiscuous gay sex and smoking weed. I would expect no different from our Commiemarxistfascist All Great And Knowing Leader.
Now, off to sodomize some kittens for Castro!
Kittens!!?!?!?! What are you, center-left?
You forgot recreational abortions.
Well, at least the Repubicans are "the party of ideas". They ain't good ideas; those take longer to think up. They have the kind ideas you get talking back at the radio after driving for three hours.
Jack Tapper Twitted that remark at 6:30 pm – after Mr. Obama left.
Personally, I'm going to guess the folks running things at Ground Zero figured it was about to get dark – a pretty good job to bring in the AMERICAN FLAG !!!
oh snap!
And then he erected a victory mosque, now we all have sharia law, I just raped your wife and daughters and you can't stop me because they took away your guns, the end.
Only one thing we can do, then.
Honor killing.
and polygamy
I call Natalie Portman and Salma Hayek.
… and now you know the REST of the story.
the only thing conservatives ever wanted to happen in the world: the death of Osama bin Laden.
Well, that and cutting taxes on the rich.
What, did Ronnie Reagan resurrect while we weren't paying attention? Did Jeebus appear and send the lieberals to Hell w/ 24/7 Fux news coverage? What'd I miss?
everyone won a ford f-350 with truck nuts, too.
And gas is fifty cents a gallon! Liberals who bought fuel efficient hybrids are feeling mighty stupid right about now.
i'm even worse! i don't even own a car! fuck. i had always suspected i was a libtard. now, i know i am.
and keeping all women barefoot and pregnant.
And, you know, that thing with the browns.
Jake, sweetie, you're not helping by using Twitter.
But all the kewl kids are. . . .
And if Glenn_Beck jumps off a cliff… would you?
Are they *willfully* insane, do you think, or is it a cognitive disorder?
willfully, absolutely
It's a self-destruct spiral.
I don't know what you just said but, it sounds like Socialism.
They are mentally handicapped and have severe personality disorders, but if it's not willful, I can't blame them. And I do.
The bitch was inventing the Osama Candy Gram, and they probably wont give him credit for that either.
Those conservatards are so cute when they get offended for no reason whatsoever.
Cute as an armadillo with infectious leprosy.
we might as well admit the Marxist left has executed a successful coup d’état on this Republic
So this is what happens after smashing the state and instituting the dictatorship of the proletariat on the way to establishing socialism?
Somehow I thought it would be different.
Somewhere the downfisty troll is copying that on Breitbart and alerting Drudge. SIRENS!!1!!1
Conservatives are concerned about our flag supply. So many of them have been wiping their ass with them lately .
I love reading stuff like this. Every time they let loose with a fart volley of this sort, another several thousand kids of impressionable age realize how full of fail they are and dismiss GOP entirely as a concept.
and an angel gets its wings.
Also, its Trucknuts.
good to know. i saw my first pair IRL last week. chrome. on a smaller suv. seemed out of place.
This?
This post is so convoluted I can't figure out what, if anything, really happened. And I'm afraid to click on the clicky-thingys.
funny, you just described the GOP on every issue……
Well, except for the dash of healthy scepticism…
1. That flag comes down every night and back up in the morning according to flag protocol.
2. J. Trapper was whining/tweeting because he wanted the flag in his shot.
3. Wingtards don't know flag protocol and blame Obama for flag coming down.
4. ???
5. Profit!
Calling them the "Republic Party" as a response to the whole "Democrat party" thing is kinda lame anyway, because "Republic" is kinda, I dunno, more solid and important sounding than "Republican."
Really, only two acceptable terms for them are "Rethuglican" or "Retardlican," each in their own context.
I like the word "Republan". They can have their "ic" back when we get ours back.
Actually, maybe we should lose all the other syllables, and just keep the 'ICK', as in the ICK party, or Sen. Grassley, ICK of Iowa, etc.
Repigs?
Reptilian?
I call them Reptilians. GOP = Giant Octopus Party
These things are useful signals, however. Because that one word allows you to start playing mental tetris without shame. When an employee started going off on "Obamacare" last week, I just started lining up the pieces in my head and dropping them one by one.
Obama should have brought down the American flag and then ran OSAMA'S SEVERED HEAD UP THE FLAGPOLE!
USA! USA! USA!
If this one had happened on W's watch they would have had Nugent there playing Wang Dang Sweet Poontang while the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders individually squatted over the head and pissed. W would have then stuffed bottle rockets in BinLadin's nostrils and ears lit the fuses and then sent it up the pole. He was big on decorum after all, and humility in victory.
"…Democrat Party…"
I'm not familiar with a US political party by that name. Is this article about Canada?
I like this headline better:
Liberal Blog Commenter Accuses Conservative Bloggers of Being Hypocritical Douchebags
This has been the worst week to be a Republican since The Battle of Berlin.
It's too bad Barry didn't send her in with that SEAL team. She could've taken out OBL with a single ping-pong ball.
Well it's about time the Democrat Party got a divorce.
Personally I wouldn't have put up with the Repug bitch that long.
When the truth gets in the way, don't let little quibbles like facts deter you from the mission of demonizing the prez…
Surprisingly, that makes more sense.
I dunno tho, I was at the dentist's office and a lady was talking to the receptionist about getting her 19 year old cavity ridden moron son on her insurance now that the obamacare had passed, and it actually was a good thing….I think that branding is gonna backfire on those assholes.
I agree. I use it deliberately. Emphasis on the O.
The capper to a great week in so many respects is the fact that when the right wing nutz make such complete fools of themselves by nitpicking shit like "Show us the photos!" or "The story keeps changing – first OBL defended himself, then he didn't; first he used his wife as a human shield and then he didn't…" they just prove beyond a reasonable doubt they are complete, total Dexter Tools!
They are bringing a pea-shooter to a gun fight – and they don't know it!
Is this a great country or what?
We should really just come up with three good comments, then copy/paste over and over. That would be fun.
These popsicles taste funny.
"Once the magical gates opened to the terrorist attack wonderland, Obama made a beeline to the flag, ripped it down, and left, pushing crying 9/11 victim families out of the way, his objective finally accomplished."
Of course, the liberal media being what it is, nobody reported the part where he kicked a handicapped puppy.
I wished that Newell fellow would continue his Peggy Noonan column shenanigans.
On the plus side, however, Bobtroll will have to go to the trouble of finding a new avatar.
Al Gore did NOT invent the internet. He invented the "internet".
Tweety calls them on it, every single time. Now, If he would only call them on all the rest of their crap.
Current POTUS avenging the killing of thousands of innocent victims via Navy SEAL strike-force: circa $60 million
Previous POTUS invading the wrong country: $1 trillion-plus & counting
Crying on the Interwebs about how bad it makes your bum hurt that the POTUS who finally smoked Bin Laden was
blackety-black-black-BLAAAAAAACKa Democrat: PRICELESSIf any of these 'Proud Patriots' had half a clue about the proper care of the precious flag they, and they alone, lurve so much, they wouldn't have been taken in by this.
Also, Jake Tapper is consistently a know-nothing petty shit.
No military, or even scouting experience, apparently, amongst these all-Americans. Or perhaps the parasitic corn-syrup-sucking brain worms ate that part of their memory.
If anyone to the left of Bachman wrote on a flag, (Palin), or wrapped themselves in a flag, (Palin), or leaned on a flag thrown over a chair, (Palin), these same ignorant asshats would be indulging in their usual pants-shitting, foaming at the mouth hysteria.
Of course, someone would have to explain to them that all of those things violate the US Flag code, which they would then pretend to have known all along.
Wait a minute, Osama's dead?
Mission Accomplished.
There is only one thing worse than reading Michelle Malkin and that is reading Michelle Malkin while you are near sharp objects.
You, sir or madam, are a genius! "they had to pull themselves down by their tin foil hat straps"
"Anything becomes factual after it's been retold three times. MAGIC!"
I am extremely wealthy…
I am extremely…
Oh, wait.
Where are those danged ruby slippers?
Flag goes up. Flag comes down. Can't explain it.
It would be so much easier for all concerned if the right-wing trash mouthpieces would just cut to the chase. To make it easy:
I hate Obama becuz:
a) he has half-Negroid features
b) he is a lot smarter than I
c) his daughters are smarter than my kids will ever be
d) his wife is smarter and better looking than all of my baby-mamas
e) I hate Africoons and everyone else who isn't like me.
No conspiracy theories, birth certificates or dead terrorists needed.
Their commitment to spite, hate, venom, and stupidity is an inspiration to us all.
I'm too busy upfisting myself to worry about the other wankers here. What? It's Friday, right?
Damn! That's an excellent diabolical plan. Unfortunately, I don't know if I could pull it off without laughing, or at least smirking. Then the judge would know I am a hipster librul eleetest snark machine and put me on the jury out of spite.
Did you at least get to snicker a lot over the word "rectory"?
A cute, big eyed guy with a caption saying "I can haz bewbies?"?
There was a fad a few years back of taking porn pictures and using MSPaint to make it look like they were doing anything but porn.
Like one of a girl eating out
another girla delicious bag of Skittles. Or another where a womanin a bukkake circleon FIRE and had to be put by the brave firefighters'wienersfire hoses.Just wear your Karl Marx t-shirt to the jury selection. Easy peasy.
Yes, I did – I had a friend back in sistah school who used to call it the "rectumry". Little did he know.
C'mon. Everybody loves blowing brown folk. Amrite? Srsly, amirite?
Also, I propose a new demographic – the crankies.
Then roll off on their gubmint provided Rascal.
I would like to know exactly how many 'welfare queens' could be supported for life by the $$$ handed to Wall Street.
Well, I enjoy being blown by brown women….
Still think there are unexploited possibilities here.
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