Al Qaeda Confirms Bin Laden Death, Promises To Rob Trains Or Whatever
Hey look, it's those socially awkward cavemen who have BIG PLANS to push a train onto its side or whatever. WATCH OUT FOR THESE BANDITS, YE OLDE ROBBER BARONS. THEY HAVE AN IDEOLOGY!
Al-Qaeda has confirmed the death of its leader, Osama Bin Laden, according to a statement attributed to the group and posted on jihadist internet forums.
The statement said his blood would not be "wasted" and al-Qaeda would continue to attack the US and its allies.
Bin Laden's death would be a "curse" for the US and urged an uprising in Pakistan, the statement added.
Haha, your friend is dead. Fuck off, dweebs. [ BBC ]
i would give you all my 'p' blood for that comment.
Qaida Coma is very hard to come by. Sometimes he had to settle for Zawahiri Gold or Khalid Chronic.