Hey look, it’s those socially awkward cavemen who have BIG PLANS to push a train onto its side or whatever. WATCH OUT FOR THESE BANDITS, YE OLDE ROBBER BARONS. THEY HAVE AN IDEOLOGY!

Al-Qaeda has confirmed the death of its leader, Osama Bin Laden, according to a statement attributed to the group and posted on jihadist internet forums.

The statement said his blood would not be “wasted” and al-Qaeda would continue to attack the US and its allies.

Bin Laden’s death would be a “curse” for the US and urged an uprising in Pakistan, the statement added.

Haha, your friend is dead. Fuck off, dweebs. [BBC]

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