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Hey, you lazy jerks, why haven’t you been pestering God in your daily prayers to hurry up and assemble Michele Bachmann’s campaign staff? Yes, He’s a busy Guy these days, dealing with the fallout over His decision to put Osama bin Laden on holy trial right in the middle of heaven rather than making it a military tribunal in a secret location on Earth. But Bachmann needs to get her campaign going! What, do you want her to recruit and interview people for these jobs?

Bachmann: Well I’ve let people know that in June I will be making that decision and quite literally I am asking your listeners now to please pray for me and my husband and my team. We’re in the process of planning an office decision; we’re putting our team together. Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together, who those team people will be, that He would bring those people to us. Because it won’t be easy, it will be a very, very difficult fight. But if this is something that the Lord has called us to, He will make a way where there is no way, and so we’re asking for that prayer.

Somebody really hates HR work!

Stop watching teevee, America, and tell God he needs to get off his lazy ass and find Bachmann a campaign staff within the next few weeks. She’s interviewed a few people, but none of them walked into her office wide-eyed and reeking of foul chemicals telling her an angel told them in a vision to work on this presidential campaign, which is what her main qualification is. [Right Wing Watch]

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