PREDESTINED FOR A COPY MACHINE  1:47 pm May 5, 2011

Michele Bachmann Delegates Hiring Her Campaign Team To God

by Jack Stuef


Hey, you lazy jerks, why haven’t you been pestering God in your daily prayers to hurry up and assemble Michele Bachmann’s campaign staff? Yes, He’s a busy Guy these days, dealing with the fallout over His decision to put Osama bin Laden on holy trial right in the middle of heaven rather than making it a military tribunal in a secret location on Earth. But Bachmann needs to get her campaign going! What, do you want her to recruit and interview people for these jobs?

Bachmann: Well I’ve let people know that in June I will be making that decision and quite literally I am asking your listeners now to please pray for me and my husband and my team. We’re in the process of planning an office decision; we’re putting our team together. Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together, who those team people will be, that He would bring those people to us. Because it won’t be easy, it will be a very, very difficult fight. But if this is something that the Lord has called us to, He will make a way where there is no way, and so we’re asking for that prayer.

Somebody really hates HR work!

Stop watching teevee, America, and tell God he needs to get off his lazy ass and find Bachmann a campaign staff within the next few weeks. She’s interviewed a few people, but none of them walked into her office wide-eyed and reeking of foul chemicals telling her an angel told them in a vision to work on this presidential campaign, which is what her main qualification is. [Right Wing Watch]

 
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BZ1 May 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm

"please pray for me and my husband and my team" and pray for anyone who votes for Michele (sorry for being sacrilegious) …

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm

I have lost the capacity to be amazed by anything Ol' Crazy Eyes says. She's right-wing, evangelical, and fact-free – a trifecta of fail.

Lascauxcaveman May 5, 2011 at 2:36 pm

I'm going to send Michele my resume (which cites *actual* experience in public relations and advertising – in teevee, no less!) and a very sincerely worded cover letter to the effect that G_d spoke to me and said that I have been chosen to head up her campaign, as well as serve very closely on her personal security detail. That last part I'll try to word in a subtle but undeniably creepy way.

I'll let you all know if I get an interview.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Can't wait to hear the results.

BarryOPotter May 5, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Ooh, I'm going to make some popcorn! Save my seat…

justkillmenow May 5, 2011 at 5:06 pm

You sir, are a true patriot. This is going to be awesome!

Preferred Customer May 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm

I pray that this is the last time I will ever read the words "Michele Bachmann" and "special anointing" in the same story.

Madfall May 5, 2011 at 6:13 pm

It's an image I don't want in my head, surely.

nounverb911 May 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Step number one: Jewish accountant to handle the money.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm

But not a Madoff.

nounverb911 May 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

No, Bernie Madoff would be perfect.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm

And don't put it in derivatives.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm

And no day-trading!

Steverino247 May 5, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Step number two: Jewish carpenter to take the rap for her campaign's sins and failures.

DahBoner May 5, 2011 at 4:28 pm

You know, it's hard to find a decent Jewish carpenter these days, but I found one in Ashville that gives free estimates: http://www.thejewishcarpenter.com/

And be sure to ask him how much he would charge God for the same job (he quotes Colossians 3:23-24):

"And whatever you do, do it with all your heart as to the LORD and not to man; knowing that it is a reward you will receive from the LORD, it is the Lord Christ you serve."

Gopherit May 5, 2011 at 3:14 pm

I thought Christine O'Donnell would be perfect. If anyone has a financial hotline to Jesus, it's her.

Gratuitous World May 5, 2011 at 1:54 pm

The Lord is not your ideal Chief of Staff. Lord picked Judas.

ArmoredBore May 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Not to mention what he did to poor Abe and Mo.

baconzgood May 5, 2011 at 1:54 pm

"special anointing"? Yeah I was feeling a little frisky this morning and the lil' lady got a "special anointing".

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Details? Photos?

PsycWench May 5, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Pix or it didn't happen!

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Are we the first "Anointers"? Produce the long-form anointing certificate!

Tengu May 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm

So if she loses it proves there is no God? But if she wins it proves there is no God.

nounverb911 May 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm

If she loses, it proves there IS a God.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Win-win, amirite?

GOPCrusher May 5, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I pray every day that she be stricken dead with a bolt of lightning or some flesh eating staph infection, and it hasn't happened yet.
There is no God.

JustPixelz May 5, 2011 at 4:44 pm

They always let god off the hook by saying "he heard our prayers but chose not to answer them", or something about closing Windows and buying a Mac.

fuflans May 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm

the arrogance of the godly. simply breathtaking.

seriously, fuck these people.

Fukui_sanYesOta May 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

It's worse, I think.

It's the cynical lunatics attempting to exploit the arrogance of the godly.

Fuck each and every one*.

* Not literally, the sex would probably be awful

ifthethunderdontgetya May 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm

GOD!

You lazy asshole! Hurry up and get next Pretzeldent Michele Bachmann her campaign staff!

Amen.
~

Rosie_Scenario May 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm

God helps those who help themselves . . .

God help those who vote for Michele . . .

Swampgas_Man May 5, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Gawd help those who help themselves to campaign funds.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Well, to be fair, Judas falsified his HR questionnaire and got someone to supply him with clean urine for the drug-drop.

Gratuitous World May 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm

you really have to go hair test with those longhairs. Due dilligence is not the Lord's strength.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm

He/she/it/they/void is a big-picture-CEO-type. Like Reagan and W. Lacks an eye for detail.

Swampgas_Man May 5, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Hey, if he can turn water into wine. . . .

ManchuCandidate May 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

God's track record as a human resources guy kinda sucks.

AngryGeometer May 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Good retirement benefits but that's about it.

ManchuCandidate May 5, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Depends (not Vitter style Depends) as getting them can be hell.

AJW@[redacted] May 5, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Plenty of virginans, if you're doing it right.

Steverino247 May 5, 2011 at 2:34 pm

If you believe the Jews, he opened lots of leadership positions in the Egyptian Army some time ago…

DahBoner May 5, 2011 at 4:38 pm

"If you believe the Jews…"

Yeah, isn't it amazing that Teabaggers believe there is a "Jewish conspiracy" in the media, but they believe anything an ignorant O.T. Jewish goat herder, who had no idea the world was round ("the earth has four corners") scrawled on some paper made from reeds…

Steverino247 May 5, 2011 at 5:45 pm

They also mistrust the government unless said government says symbols of their favorite religion are OK to put on government property.

LabRodent May 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Bachman/Palin 2012 – GODDAMNIT

Doktor Zoom May 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

A spokesman for the Almighty said that He had a backlog of prayers to answer regarding starvation, disease, lost children, and sporting contests, and politely suggested that Ms. Bachman might consider "choosing her own staff like the other grownups in the room."

V572625694 May 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Not to mention requests from kids who didn’t study for tomorrow’s final.

HempDogbane May 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm

"Special annointing" is a sly dogwhistle reference to santorum that only people in certain parts of Minnesota and other wingnut locations get. This will cause them to send money.

Sue4466 May 5, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Or, she's gonna go the Ashcroft route and have Clarence Thomas pour cooking oil are her head.

DashboardBuddha May 5, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Probably a better idea to ask God to assemble the remaining brain cells into something resembling a coherent mind.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Well, this brings us to the "Can god make a stone so heavy he/she/it/they can't lift it?" conundrum/cul de sac.

kissawookiee May 5, 2011 at 2:00 pm

If it's an Ashcroft-style anointing, they're gonna need a lot of Crisco.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:06 pm

We're gonna need a bigger can of Crisco.

elviouslyqueer May 5, 2011 at 2:07 pm

And some bootylicious vodka, also too.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

But no exposed-breast sculptures. Not when Sack-cloth-and-Ash-croft is around.

kissawookiee May 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm

In fact, Michelle should just go ahead and hire Wackenhut for the job. HR consulting, ass-based bartending, and really special anointing, all in one very classy package. Private enterprise, also.

BarackMyWorld May 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Lord, grant her the wisdom to realize she has no business trying to become president.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Not.
Happening.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Objection: assumes fact not in evidence. (The grown-uppy thing.)

walstib May 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Dear Vindictive Sky Ghost: Please give Mrs. Bachmann what she deserves.

Hint hint: anal warts.

Amen.

Poindexter718 May 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Has she retained God for these executive searches or is he just working on contingency?

BaldarTFlagass May 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Maybe it'll be the Old Testament God that answers her prayers, and her staff will consist of a swarm of locusts and a plague of frogs.

nappyduggs May 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

"What, do you want her to recruit and interview people for these jobs? "
Back in the high school, we seniors had to attend a couple of workshops on how to be a successful job interviewee. Lesson the first was "maintain solid eye contact in order to connect with your interviewer." Dear me, can you imagine if your poor child's first job interview was with this fruit basket? My boys would have my blessing to live in my basement until age 30 or until they stopped twitching long enough to sign up for SSI, whichever happens first.

Ohforcripessake May 5, 2011 at 8:11 pm

I doubt she can even see us regular folk. She's too stoked on teh stoopid.

fuflans May 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

i wish we knew more about our shy little troll pet.

that way we could talk more personally to him, you know?

Goonemeritus May 5, 2011 at 2:09 pm

It's more than one me thinks.

undeterredbyreality May 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

upfisting as fast as I can…

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Would be a waste of time, but not as much a waste of time as what we do here ourselves, which makes the trolling even odder.

mull_man May 5, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Is it possible that some wing nut script kiddie has unleased a downfisting spider upon wonkette? Given some of the behavior, it has that pattern. Whatever the case, I still of the opinion that p-ness is a pea-brained concept.

baconzgood May 5, 2011 at 2:29 pm

You don't want to do that. I can introduce you to his political doppelganger. His name is Norm and is my ex-father-in law

Gopherit May 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Granted:
http://intensedebate.com/people/Spanky2b

His turn-ons: Andy Breitbart's doughy physique, downfisting, cheetos mom brings him
His turn-offs: Rainy Days and Libs.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Point taken. For her, yes.

Goonemeritus May 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm

I’m praying my ass off that she runs and wins the primary, you go Michele.

undeterredbyreality May 5, 2011 at 2:04 pm

"Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together…"

Maybe He can get Cheney to take them hunting with him.

__kth__ May 5, 2011 at 2:04 pm

special anointing = Jesus bukkake

(steps gingerly to avoid being struck by lightning)

elviouslyqueer May 5, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Dear Michele:

Bitch please.

No love,
God

baconzgood May 5, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Michele Bachmann’s staff comes in Michele Bachmann’s staff goes out you can't explain that.

PsycWench May 5, 2011 at 2:59 pm

SHE can't explain that. I bet the staff has plenty of explanation.

Papa_Uniform May 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Michele proves yet again the only thing crazier than she is, are the people who vote for her.

nounverb911 May 5, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Can we give Minnesota back to Mexico now?

Monsieur_Grumpe May 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

It's too cold. Try the Norwegians.

Monsieur_Grumpe May 5, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Just what the world needs, one more person on a mission from God.

nounverb911 May 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Did she hire Jake and Elwood yet?

tiredalways May 5, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Nobody ever saw Bachman & Osama in the same room.umhhm..something to think about

littlebigdaddy May 5, 2011 at 2:10 pm

"Annoint" comes from the Latin (via French) word inunguere, "to smear." So, what I think she really wants/needs is a bagel.

AJW@[redacted] May 5, 2011 at 2:25 pm

More danged repub smear tactics…

Gleem_McShineys May 5, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Actually, once you've looked at it that way, I'd say she's hinting she wants to team up with Rick Santorum.

Poindexter718 May 5, 2011 at 2:44 pm

It's not widely known that "Dirty" Sanchez's real given name is Jesus.

jodyleek May 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Special anointing? What the hell is that? Shouldn't we be asking a "special anointing" on all the children who are starving or dying of malaria or abuse or something? Does God only do super-duper extra cool favors for total whack-jobs? For Crap's sakes, she's already gotten her precious "anointing" – she has a job, health care, a nice home, transportation and plentiful food and drink. What the hell else does she want? It's better than most all the folks on Earth have. "Special anointing" – I hope an anvil falls on her thick skull.

AJW@[redacted] May 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Bad form, as broken anvils are particularly unuseful for much of anything.

kittenbomb May 5, 2011 at 2:43 pm

I also need plentiful drink after reading this.

PsycWench May 5, 2011 at 2:57 pm

I wish I could give you ten thumbs up. If prayer actually worked, there's a long line of people I'd pray for before praying for Michele Bachmann (to shut up).

jodyleek May 6, 2011 at 10:07 am

Thanks, PW. You're appreciation gave me a Chris Matthew's-like tingle down my leg.

Gopherit May 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

" Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together, who those team people will be, that He would bring those people to us. "

Lazy bitch. It's like Jesus is right-wing welfare.

genxr May 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm

That's a wonketeer's cue to show up and say, "Well, I'm here, sent by an invisible sky man."

simplyblue7 May 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Dear God…would it hurt to also give me the jackpot numbers? Seriously…

widestanceroman May 5, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Oh lord, won't you find her a Mercedes Johnston?

bureaucrap May 5, 2011 at 2:33 pm

wish I could give you multiple upfists for that. One is going to have to do.

Monsieur_Grumpe May 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm
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SayItWithWookies May 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm

If I had the worst employee retention record in Congress, even I might be trying to turn that shit over to The LORD, were I inclined to such idiocy. But Michele strikes me as one of them folks what asks His guidance for every damn thing, starting with over easy or scrambled in the morning, and doesn't relent until she begs him to keep the critters from coming through the hole in the screen door at night. Honey, if The LORD took the trouble to exist and then decided to be your goddamn copilot, the first thing He would say to you is "Just 'cause I'm in the seat beside yours doesn't mean you can close your goddamn eyes from takeoff to landing, dumbass." He'd probably be wearing a parachute, too.

WriteyWriterton May 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Noise-suppressing headphones, too, if he was sitting next to the (Dis)Honorable Gentlewoman from Woebegonland.

ManchuCandidate May 5, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Bachmann Turnover Drive.

Boojum_Reborn May 5, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Is that a sex act? Does it come a ball gag?

Boojum_Reborn May 5, 2011 at 3:05 pm

WITH a ball gag!

SorosBot May 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Right now, god's a little too busy determining who wins the NBA and NHL playoffs to help Michele pick her campaign staff.

GOPCrusher May 5, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Chuckalicious to hear the Alabama tornado victims on NPR, praising God for saving them despite the fact the same God just distributed your house and all your belongings over a six county area.

RedneckMuslin May 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Well, if you need divine intervention to do your job then I guess you're not qualified.

Gopherit May 5, 2011 at 3:19 pm

For Further Info See: Bush, George "Dubya"

SayItWithWookies May 5, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Since Adam, the LORD's chosen have been a series of incompetent fools. Abraham couldn't even tell when he was being messed with. Moses? Lost in a desert the size of a large mall for forty years — and it goes on from there.

GOPCrusher May 5, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Job just kept going back for more.

Buzz Feedback May 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm

G-d should recommend Stevie Johnson for her campaign manager.

mavenmaven May 5, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Her husband has been praying for a "special annointing" for a long time now, but his prayers have not yet been answered…

elviouslyqueer May 5, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Oh right. Who do you think has been turning over Michele's staff (especially the male ones)?

Ohforcripessake May 5, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Lucky him…

Extemporhammer May 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Dearly assembled, please join me in prayer for our sadly staff-less Sister Michele:

"Appointy birds, appointy-pointy! Anoint her team, anointy-nointy!"

Amen.

(And while you're down there on your knees, please "pray" to Ken that my Wonkette is relieved of the evil technical demons that have bedeviled me near to martyrdom. Thank you.)

Ohforcripessake May 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Steve Martin's gunna get you! (I'm just pissed because I was going to use something similar.)

ThundercatHo May 5, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Upfist for Steve Martin reference

genxr May 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm

O pointy birds
O pointy, pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy, nointy

undeterredbyreality May 5, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Isn't this a game on iPod?

Callyson May 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Oh, I'm praying alright…PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE MAKE THIS WINGNUT THE GOP NOMINEE!!!

littlebigdaddy May 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm

We've got some downfist birdies here!

jodyleek May 5, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Ask and ye shall receive! I gave you all a special upfist anointing, sans santorum.

lowaltflier May 5, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Dear God
Please pay no attention to that crazy Lady Michele Bachmann.
I have something more important for you to focus on. Can you please help the Lakes win 4 out of 5 against the Dallas Mavericks.
Thank you
Lowaltflier

GOPCrusher May 5, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Or at least see fit to give Pau Gasol a spine?

Allmighty_Manos May 5, 2011 at 2:31 pm

So a lot of Republican consultants are deciding between Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich of God? Tough choice.

DaRooster May 5, 2011 at 2:34 pm

"Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together…"

Isn't there a "Campaign Guide for Dummies"? Perhaps you could check that before you go buggin' God… I think he has his hands full, What with all the NASCAR and Baseball games going on… oh yeah, and sick and hungry kids around too… also.

DerrickWildcat May 5, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Si I guess it's safe to say that when she gets smashed in the election that God wants nothing to do with her.

DerrickWildcat May 5, 2011 at 2:35 pm

So I guess it's safe to say that when she gets smashed in the election that God wants nothing to do with her.

Ohforcripessake May 5, 2011 at 8:16 pm

No, it just means He has a higher purpose for her. Kinda like he does for SP.

neiltheblaze May 5, 2011 at 2:36 pm

An angel appeared to me and said, "Neiltheblaze, don't go anywhere near that bitch's campaign. The big guy says she's going DOWN".

That seemed totally plausible, so that's my position.

AJW@[redacted] May 5, 2011 at 2:37 pm

If god's as big a dick as his illegitimate kid Haysoos is, Michele's got her work cut out for herself.

chascates May 5, 2011 at 2:38 pm

God generally just delegates this type of stuff to Ralph Reed.

Sue4466 May 5, 2011 at 2:38 pm

When she loses, it will be all Jesus's fault.

Ruhe May 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Win.

genxr May 5, 2011 at 4:26 pm

…and the Navy SEALS.

Steverino247 May 5, 2011 at 2:41 pm

What is this batshit crazy bitch that thou art mindful of her, O Lord?

johnnyzhivago May 5, 2011 at 2:42 pm

I hate to say it, but even God would have trouble wading through US EEO laws without at least taking a couple of seminars on the subject.

Fox n Fiends May 5, 2011 at 2:56 pm

During my prayer God told me that you need to get back in the kitchen, bitch.

keepem_sikanpor May 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Michele God just told me you should hire these guys. They do everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPJG7r_hCKM

Ruhe May 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I'm imagining God looking over his shoulder saying "Jesus, Michelle, you lazy idiot, I've got three new Universes popping up right now not to mention all the others that are entering their critical star forming phases and all the planets where Jesus is actually about to make an appearance. I mean, I'm, like, busy, you know? Is it too much trouble to just post at Monster.com?"

Redhead May 5, 2011 at 3:19 pm

"Bachmann: Well I’ve let people know that in June I will be making that decision"

I guess she forgot about the world ending on May 21…

littlebigdaddy May 5, 2011 at 3:20 pm

In some farcical aquatic ceremony….

Ohforcripessake May 5, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Gawd she is whacked. Not as whacked as SP but pretty damned close.

PhilippePetain May 5, 2011 at 3:22 pm

"a special anointing"

If you use the word "annointing" as a noun, you are a cult member. FACT.

Joey_brill May 5, 2011 at 3:24 pm

I'm sending Roma Downey and Della Reese with flashlights.

"We're angels sent from the Lord. You must run for president and your husband must stop touching himself and having impure thoughts."

Poindexter718 May 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Is it an "annointing or "annointment"?

DahBoner May 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm

What I want to know:

Did Michelle Bachman once get fucked by a guy with a giant dick who poked her brains out?

Or was she born that way?

owhatever May 5, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Michelle: Aw, c'mon, God.Just maybe an advance team and a private jet?
God: (silence)

DashboardBuddha May 5, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Oh lord, won't you buy me the president's seat
My friends think I'm special and just can't be beat
I'll beg for the money, I'll suck a Koch's meat
Oh lord, won't you buy me the pres-i-dents seat

sezme May 5, 2011 at 4:29 pm

She doesn't have a prayer.

phlox✔ May 5, 2011 at 4:31 pm

She's gonna get down on her knees and start pleasing Jesus
Feel His anointing [sic] all over her face
.

ganmerlad May 5, 2011 at 5:43 pm

I constantly pester God, but never about Michelle Bachmann. (two N's right? I want to make sure he zaps the right Michelle once I get around to her) I mostly bother him about the store being out of what I want or the asshole driving in front of me, but now and then I do point him towards people I don't like. There is a long line in front of Michelle, but if she gains any more traction, she will move up the list. I will be ready.

gurukalehuru May 5, 2011 at 6:04 pm

I nominate Alvin Greene.

hagajim May 5, 2011 at 6:12 pm

When she was asking to be anointed, she just didn't want her husband going in the backdoor dry again.

MinAgain May 5, 2011 at 6:16 pm

why haven’t you been pestering God in your daily prayers to hurry up and assemble Michele Bachmann’s campaign staff?

Because I've been pestering Him to smite those hateful, fringe-right Republicans in the Tennessee General Assembly. I didn't want to seem greedy.

politics_nerd May 5, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Pretty sure God is WAY busy gearing up for the 2011-2012 NFL season.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 5, 2011 at 7:10 pm

There's a how-to instructional video on YouTube for hiring GOP campaign staff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km7WD8wkb1c

"She said army … hmmm…."

berkeleyfarm May 5, 2011 at 9:54 pm

I gotta check in with my more-recently-evangelical sources to see what kind of dog whistle "special anointing" is in this context. It's not making a lot of sense to me but I want to figure out if it's just Bachmann saying any crazy shit that comes to her head because she thinks the voices in her head are the Holy Spirit, or if there is a code meaning.

ShaveTheWhales May 6, 2011 at 11:27 pm

Needz moar gold-ish plates.

benjo765 May 10, 2011 at 3:20 pm

I know Bachmann has a major boner for The Lord… but it strikes me as kind of assumptive that he would actually want her to become president.

He could well be less…. insane, than our congressional wingnut in residence.

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