Hey Mexico, do you want Texas back? You can have your drug war there!A Houston high school teacher found a great way to talk about the exciting news of Osama bin Laden’s killing: He told a Muslim girl in his ninth grade algebra class, “I bet you’re grieving.” Ha ha, just a topical joke! And then he added, “Hey, algebra is Muslim, too. I bet algebra is grieving.” Not really! He probably thinks algebra was delivered by White Jesus on a T-Rex during an Astros’ game at the Confederate States of America’s Alamo Dome in 1861. The school district put the teacher on administrative leave. What’s with these liberal activist school boards bending over for the terrorists?

TPM reports:

A Texas high school teacher has been placed on administrative leave following an incident where he allegedly told a 9th grade Muslim girl in his algebra class “I bet that you’re grieving” on Monday following the death of Osama bin Laden.

According to one parent at Clear Brook High School in Houston who spoke about the incident to a local ABC affiliate, the teacher also said, “I heard about your uncle’s death.”

The teacher allegedly showed no remorse after Muslim girl reacted to his comments ….

[Talking Points Memo]

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  • walstib

    In related news, rednecks fuck their cousins.

    • Omophagist

      Really? I heard sheep.

      • elviouslyqueer

        That's more of an Arkansas specialty.

      • bflrtsplk

        Is there a difference?

        • Karma_Suture

          Yep…. sheep have more teeth.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Well, to be fair, when everyone in town is your cousin, it IS hard to avoid.

      PS: how do you guys get italics in your posts? Nothing I try does the trick.

      • OneDollarJuana

        end with , start with

      • WhatTheHolyHeck


        [i]text[/i] but use carets instead of square brackets

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Like this?

          Oh wow. I feel empowered now.

          Freakin' carets – who knew? Gotta brush up on my IRC skillz.

        • bflrtsplk


          • bflrtsplk


    • Swampgas_Man

      In related related news, fuck this "teacher".

  • freakishlywrong

    Dear Texas, you and Oklahoma please start packing your bags.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      But do leave Austin on the back porch … we'll be around to pick it up later.

    • Ohforcripessake

      Hey now, there are a lot of good, decent people living in every state. Unfortunately there are also a lot of stupid MF'ing a$$holes (like the teacher in this article) living in every state too, also.

      • finallyhappy

        Hey, this is Wonkette- so no, you are wrong.

      • SonofSpermcube

        Some are more blessed with motherfucking assholes than others. The levels, conveniently, roughly correspond with electoral maps.

        • Negropolis


    • DustBowlBlues


  • CookiE_MonstA

    Ugh. I heard yesterday that some fools smashed in the windows of an Egyptian Coffee shop here in Milwaukee. Freaking Jingo Idiots! Time for the DoD and the DoE to swap budgets.

    • chicken_thief

      In fairness to the Milwaukee bigots, Egyptian muslins are like the red headed step-children of the muslin pecking order – even al Quaida looks down on them.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        "even al Quaida looks down on them"

        I wasn't aware that they looked up to anybody (other than Mohammed's imaginary evil twin.)

  • poncho_pilot

    and he did it with that muslin, Alcohol.

  • Badonkadonkette

    A Texas high school teacher has been placed on administrative leave following an incident where he allegedly told a 9th grade Muslim girl in his algebra class “I bet that you’re grieving”

    Of course. Texas doesn't allow its teachers to gamble.

  • Sophist [غني عن ذلك]

    The teacher allegedly showed no remorse after Muslim girl reacted to his comments ….

    Of course not. To feel remorse you have to have a soul.

    • walstib

      Teacher's a ginger?

    • I bet this idiot will "apologize" in the form of "I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments."

      • twaingirl

        Is it the teacher's fault that Muslins' don't have senses of humor?

      • GOPCrusher

        There won't be an apology. It will be a tirade about how Xtians are persecuted in this country. How someone is getting Sharia Law jammed down their throat.

  • OC_Slurpee_Serf

    …it only 'cause the teacher grieved when they death-injected Timothy McVeigh.

    • genxr

      You mean his uncle McViegh? Of course he did. He's at home crying right now!

  • rambone

    Hate-speech is always better left to the foreign language classes.
    e.g.: "Los 'towel heads' son muertos. ¿Donde es la zapateria por mi camel-fucker tio Osama?"

    • genxr

      Clase, repitan. Quien es el pendejo? El profesor es el pendejo.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Getting a very Peggy Hill (Sarah Palin?) vibe from this.

    • tessiee

      "¿Donde es la zapateria"

      Tr: Where is the shoe store?

  • nounverb911

    The teacher needs to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

    • DashboardBuddha

      Or swimming with OBL.

      • flamingpdog


  • nounverb911

    F**k Texas.

    • baconzgood

      I second that.

      • walstib

        I move for a vote on the motion.

        • V572..whatever

          Unanimous consent.

          • tessiee

            Fuck Texas WITH Florida.

    • RedneckMuslin

      Texas is already fucked.

    • Ohforcripessake

      I know you really mean "F**k stoopid F**ckers" wherever they live, right?

  • And then Texans complain that Houston is "too Liberal."

    On a side note, are the downfisters multiplying or is it just me? These people shouldn't be procreating.

    • horsedreamer_1

      They did, after all, elect a black mayor.

      • Our current Mayor, Anise Parker, is a lesbian. Still, the Wingtard-to-Liberal ratio is 3:1.

      • nappyduggs

        And a gay one, too. I am, in fact, currently in Houston for a conference, and I have got to tell you that, overall, it is a lovely place. Texas is very dense in many ways, but still and all, it boggles the mind the things that walk hand-in-hand in America these days.

  • nappyduggs

    So much KKKlassy in these last two posts. It just makes a girl want to curl up and pour herself a long tall glass of bleach.

    Seriously, when the fuck did it become de rigueuer for folks to just say any old goddamn thing to anybody? Gahhhhhh.

    • twaingirl

      Um, well, I think we did PC language and tried to be tolerant and stuff in the 90s but apparently people want the 60s to come back, in all forms. All these people need are some fire hoses and its 1963 all over again, baby!

      • nappyduggs

        Well, it has truly been swell eatin' at the lunch counter, swimmin' in the swimmin' hole, and suckin' on the same diseased water fountain as my white sistren and bredren. But I guess things will be better, on the moon.

        • WhatTheHolyHeck

          On the upside, you'll have impunity to start being unspeakably rude in restaurants. No more need to ask politely for that motherfucking iced tea.

        • flamingpdog

          Dunno about that. Robert Heinlein wrote "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress". Mebbe that's just kinky sex, but more likely means slavery.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Since Hate Talk radio hit the airwaves.

    • HempDogbane

      De rigueur in Minnesota this week:

      If it's reported tomorrow that seventh-graders discovered the MN House Majority Leader stuffed in a locker, it's because he was paid an after-school visit by Neil Gaimon and R. Crumb.

  • rambone

    So we can persecute muslins when one of them kill one of us and when one of us kill one of them?

    Talk about a win-win situation!

    • horsedreamer_1

      But Paul Giamatti doesn't get to keep the money.

    • chicken_thief

      It's pretty much open season on muslinz in TX, only taking time out when they can find a colored boy to drag behind their truck.

      • horsedreamer_1

        In fact, Tony Hajjar from At the Drive-in/Sparta feels safer in Juarez than he does in El Paso.

    • bagofmice

      Algebra is all about equality.

  • DaSandman

    Well the good news here is just one more generation of Republican inbreeding and they'll be unable to stand upright. They will have to move with a weird belly slither ala Rushbo when the painkillers run out and the anal cyst is acting up.

  • baconzgood

    Tex-ass: Because someplace has to have the most douche bags per capita.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Thank you for not saying Okrahoma.

    • tessiee

      As a native of New Jersey, I feel that I must dispute this:
      Texas may have the most *rednecks* per capita, but *Jersey* has the most douchebags.
      Need proof? Two words: Chris Christie.

  • SaneCatLady

    When he said "uncle" he was probably just thinking of the lovely card he'll be getting next month: "Happy Father's Day, Uncle Dad!"

    • philpjfry

      Texsas, where incest is a state pasttime and sodomy is against the law

      • SaneCatLady

        As they say, "Incest, like charity, begins at home."

        • philpjfry

          My favorite Incest the game the whole family can play

          • SaneCatLady

            For the family who puts the "fun" in "dysfunctional!"

          • flamingpdog

            Vice in nice, but incest is best.

          • SaneCatLady

            It's all relative.

          • Negropolis

            Nice, nice…the whole lot of you.

  • We could give Texas back to the Mexicans, and save money. (They don't own the offshore wells, you know.)

    P.S. Oh look, downfisty trool has gotten up out of his bed in mummy's house, and trotted on down to mummy's pc…to fight for justice! Breitfart! and Texass!

  • SudsMcKenzie

    They teach math in TX?

    • nounverb911

      All the math teachers are Beck University graduates.

    • FNMA

      Faith-based algebra.
      x * y = 20
      If x=5, then y=Jesus.

      • Jukesgrrl

        How is it that I flunked algebra and these fools are teaching it?

    • Not_So_Much

      Not if the state school board has anything to do with it. I'm surprised that bunch of ignoranus jeebus-freaks didn't promote this jackwad and move him up to a scarlet robe with pointy hat and at least one 'dragon' in his title.

    • tessiee

      There's such a thing as "creation math"?

  • genxr

    It was Jaime Escalante, as played by Edward James Olmos.

  • mavenmaven

    The downfisters are supporters of racist teachers. That's what they call "common sense conservatism" nowadays.

    • Makes sense to me.

    • tessiee

      "That's what they call "common sense conservatism" nowadays. "

      That's even funnier than "compassionate conservatism".
      And by "funnier", I mean, "makes me want to vomit".

  • OC_Slurpee_Serf

    Texas…Where rednecks prove Darwin at a legal 85mph.

  • DashboardBuddha


  • qualityshows

    I don't blame this person as a "teacher' but as a certified 100% burger-loving ignorant used bumwad from the flea circus that is the American education he received:

    Celebrity Worship and Americans Trained for the Flea Circus of Education


    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      Hey, self-promoting blog person, the NOFOLLOW tag mocks you from the depths of HTML.

  • edgydrifter

    Oh… is stuff like that considered insensitive? I guess that would explain the looks I got when I set up the "pin the nail on the savior" cross at my Good Friday Jamboree Kegger last month. C'mon, Christians, lighten up!

    • genxr

      You have to be more multicultural than that. An easter bunny nailed to a cross is both festive and a reminder of our core values. It's a good thing.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        It's a god thing.


    • tessiee

      Dress up Jesus:

      The creator of this website also has a truly insane collection of hate mail.

  • FraAnima

    Woo Hoo! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!

  • Mort_Sinclair

    Texas. I say we excise it like the cancer it is and give it to the Palestinians as a new sovereign homeland. Free.

    • chicken_thief

      Don't they hate us already? Why would we want to piss 'em off even more?!

  • baconzgood

    Why can't Texas teachers make thier students cry the old fashioned way? By molesting them.

  • Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum

    I'm shocked, shocked this guy wasn't immediately promoted to the school board.

    • MissTaken

      They didn't mention that he has now been picked to write the Texas school books. Yay racism!

  • nounverb911

    "Remember the Alamo?"

    No thanks.

  • bflrtsplk

    And they hate us because…? Oh right, our Freedumz.

    • nounverb911

      Who, the teachers or the texans?

      • bflrtsplk

        All of 'em.

    • ArmoredBore

      Like Christopher Titus said, we bomb them and then they get angry at us. WTF, amirite?

  • DonnyKerabotsos

    Cedar Brook High School.
    Home of the…are you ready?


    • Dudleydidwrong

      Ah, yes. Wolverines in Texas. Figures. I guess that Cedar Brook high chose that for a mascot because "Walmart Bags on a barbed-wire fence" was already taken, as was "Roadkill."

    • Jukesgrrl

      The WHITE Wolverines, I trust. Team uniforms: white with a red neck.

  • Hatrabbit

    Wait till that teacher's pet goat dies. Wow are you grieving for your wife? I bet you're grieving for your wife.

  • ttommyunger

    Lookin' good, Georgia! Thanks, Texas, keep up the good work, Yeeeeehawwww!

  • horsedreamer_1

    White Conservative radicals always act alone. Muslim radicals are all the same. So, you cannot generalize the teacher as you can the student.

  • Callyson

    “I bet you’re grieving.”
    Funny, that's what I muttered when I saw the Republican presidential candidates after hearing of bin Laden's demise…

    • fuflans

      HA! i immediately thought that as well.

    • anniegetyerfun

      I'm sure that there was a fair round of cursing before they decided to figure out how to give everyone BUT Obama credit for OBL's death.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Grief, immediately followed by a fit of pique I suspect will last until Obama visits Ground Zero, whereupon the pique will morph into a bottomless rage.

  • freakishlywrong

    Maybe this ugliness will get enough attention, like the AFP asshole who threw money at that poor guy during the Summer of Hate, that he'll be forced to feel a soupcon of remorse. But probably not. Fuckers are fuckers.

    • occams8ball

      thnx, you made me look up the definition of soupcon. What sort of person uses a word like soupcon?

      • tessiee

        A chef?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Your move, Arizona.

  • CookiE_MonstA

    No, I heard it was Sphinx Coffee and Mediterranean Sweets.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Never heard of it. I shall look it up & patronize it, so they can know not all pale-faces are the same.

  • Urban_Achiever

    I read this as "Cesar Romero" invented Algebra

    • dr_giraud

      I think that's correct. César Cedeño landed the first spaceship on the Astrodome.

  • horsedreamer_1

    If he's anything like my Pre-Calculus instructor, he was prolly just drunk & didn't know what he was saying.

  • nounverb911

    Only two things come from Texas…

    Warning: inappropriate language!

  • Pithaughn

    Texans have been bigots along time. When Sam Houston saw Gen. Santana and 4000 Mexican soldiers approaching the Alamo through wisps of morning fog; he turned to his aide de camp and asked " are we floating concrete today?"


    Texans on administrative leave spend too much time at home watching Fox News and may be dangerous.

  • How long until this teacher lands a "Fox & Friends" gig?

  • neiltheblaze

    So – when is Texas seceding? Governor Hairdo promised.

    • HELisforHEL

      As long as we get to keep Austin and San Antonio. The rest of it and it's population of stupids can go.

    • Pragmatist2

      Not soon enough.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      After they get the fires out and collect their federal disaster relief funds, and after the most recent cotton, peanut, and soybean subsidy checks have cleared.

      • Jukesgrrl

        And by then it will be hurricane season again.

    • zhubajie

      He's been begging for foreign aid lately, hasn't he?

  • Gopherit

    Given the cuts to their education budget to afford tax breaks for yachts (completely true, btw) I am sure this asshole can look forward to a rewarding career standing over a deep fryer.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Are we completely sure he won't be suing the school district (financed by Rupert Murdoch?

  • Warpde

    You have to remember that these are the same people that celebrate getting their ass's wupped at the Alamo evry year.
    Wrap your head around that one.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      They won at the Alamo… it's in all the Texas history books.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Remember, being on the losing side doesn't mean that your cause (killing Messicans, keeping slaves) wasn't TOTALLY awesome and defensible.

      • Jukesgrrl

        I await "ALAMO! Two," written and directed by, and starring, Mel Gibson.

    • comrad_darkness

      Historical Special Victims' Unit.

      See also: Confederate reenactors.

  • They still go to school in Texas?

    • thesycophant

      Thanks to the textbook industry, we all go to school in Texas!

  • DashboardBuddha

    Can we help pack your bags? Can we call you a cab?

    An oldie but a goody

  • Oblios_Cap

    It seems the only thing we're really exceptional at is how big of a group of fucking assholes most Americans can manage to be.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    If Texas' algebra teachers are like this, I can't imagine what their shop or gym teachers might come up with.

  • V572..whatever

    Meanwhile on Fox, Shep Smith says the killing of Bin Laden was "illegal."

    How dare he say something true!? And on Fox!

    • Boredw/Gravitas

      Yeah, 'cause that whole "flying planes into buildings" thing was totally legit.

      • V572..whatever

        We’ve lowered ourselves to their level! USA! USA!

        • V572..whatever

          Israel’s assassinations are illegal too.

        • Negropolis

          Oooo, a contrarian. You're so kool. Too kool for school, even. How can I be as kool as you? Maybe say something about Obama being morally weak, or some shit? I fear I'd have to sex up Dennis Kucinich and get his risidual liberal koolness to rub off on me to approach your level of klassy koolness.

          • V572..whatever

            Good old (or maybe young) Negropolis — you always provide a thoughtful comment late at night, and I'm flattered that your read my stuff. But I'm also a bit disappointed this time, and will explain here where no one but you will ever see the response: I didn't say that stuff to be contrary or cool. Timothy McVeigh got a trial. Manuel Noriega got a trial. Bruno Hauptmann got a trial. In our system everybody charged with a crime, no matter how horrendous, should get a trial, right? if you throw out the rule of law whenever it's inconvenient or can't guarantee the outcome you want, you don't really have the rule of law, do ya?________________________________________

          • tessiee

            I see your point, V, but it's pretty much a given that Fox couldn't give two shits about the rule of law. When they say the killing of OBL was "illegal", what they really mean is "a black guy is president". If Little Georgie Bushie had killed OBL, Fox would have been fellating him 24/7.

    • GOPCrusher

      How can it be illegal? He wasn't the head of a sovereign nation or anything like that.

    • Jukesgrrl

      OBL was the operational leader of Al Qaeda in an ongoing conflict with the United States. As such, many legal analysts — including Scott Silliman, executive director of the Center on Law, Ethics, and National Security at Duke University and Stephen Vladeck, law professor at American University’s Washington College of Law — deem him to be a legitimate military target to be captured or killed at any time under accepted international laws of war.

      JSOC's assignment to “capture or kill” bin Laden, a combatant in a war, was a fully authorized military mission as opposed to an unlawful assassination. If you'll remember back to 1996, bin Laden himself declared war on the U.S., issuing a religious decree calling for the murder of American citizens wherever they might be found. Not until after 9/11 did the U.S. respond, with Congress's 2001 Authorization to Use Military Force. The measure, directed specifically OBL and Al Qaeda, empowers the president to “use all necessary and appropriate force” against "nations, organizations, or individuals" who played a role in the 9/11 attacks. Since then, both Presidents Bush and Obama have signed secret executive orders authorizing kill-or-capture missions by the CIA and military special forces.

      Feel free to call this killing "immoral," according to your ethics or faith, but I seriously doubt it was "illegal."

      • V572..whatever

        Thanks for the first thoughtful response I’ve received to my surprisingly unpopular assertion. Didn’t expect to find so much rabid jingoism on the Wonket. It still would’ve been possible (although not so satisfying) as to seek extradition, give him a trial, etc. Even Noriega got a trial, of sorts, after we kidnapped him.

  • Aw, give the guy a break, he was probably still drunk from celebrating. And anyway I'm sure his union will file a grievance.

    • Janinthepan

      I don't think Texas has a teachers union.

  • SmutBoffin

    Algebra was invented by Benjamin Franklin. He needed a way to calculate how many prostitutes he could afford with the money he made from his best-selling pamphlet "Thom. Jefferson is a Secret Iberian: He hath not a duly notarized certificate of delivery by Christian midwife".

  • Bet he was playing pocket pool in his trousers while he said it. Explains the half roll of TP sitting on his desk. "No Fly Zone" my ass…

  • horsedreamer_1

    When I went to Google & looked it up, I realized I have driven past it several times. I think it's in the former George Webb's space. (Sad, really: they should have looked to replace Pizza Shuttle instead of GW. Chicken-flavoured noodle FTW.))

    • CookiE_MonstA

      Indeed. It amazes me that Shuttle stays in business. However, I only go into Webbs for a cheap breakfast, since the Astor Cafe closed down.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Ha, Ha, Ha, that's hilarious! What a joker.

    But seriously fuck that guy.

  • Wilcoxyz

    Teaching certificate from Beck University – check.

  • DemmeFatale

    Meh. I don't get this jingoistic jubilation.
    Mr. Fatale's boss was killed on 9/11, (attending a conference for him), we left NY for CA because of this, left schools, friends, my job, our house, etc., and I don't really care too much about Bin Laden.
    Too little, too late.

    • HELisforHEL

      I think the turds doing all the celebrating and braying have no real connection to anyone who lost family members, friends or coworkers on that day. I have to say I'm certainly glad they found that piece of shit, but I'm not going to jump up & down about it.

      I'm sorry to hear about what happened, DF

  • carlgt1

    I see a simple solution for the RepugliKKKans — Andrew Breitbart can get video of this girl crying hours after the teacher's taunts, and use it for a shocking new expose entitled "US MUSLIMS GRIEVE OVER DEATH OF BIN LADEN." Hence proving that the teacher was correct.

    Truly this is a sad story though. And this poor girl probably had to interrupt her lessons from Texas schoolbooks how Ronald Reagan was sent down from heaven to save the USA.

    • genxr

      The video practically edits itself!

      (girl crying)
      "You mourning your uncle?"
      (girl cries some more)

  • Sue4466

    Then he grabbed his gun & giant USA flag, hopped on his four-wheeler, and drove around screaming yahoo and firing randomly into the air.

    Or this:

  • BZ1 Never heard of it…

  • __kth__

    Trivia: Clara Harris, the dentist lady who ran over her husband while someone caught it on video, is from that neck of the woods (League City, just a stone's throw from this place).

  • Pragmatist2

    Look on the bright side. These Red states are raising another generation of stupid and ill-prepared children. Their kids are not going to take your kid's place at Harvard. If they eliminate their minimum wage laws, we can just use them like we do Vietnam now – low end, low cost labor.

    • tessiee

      Or cannon fodder, like during the Vietnam war.

  • Not_So_Much

    Paris, Texas too — totes reeks of teh ghey.

  • Native_of_SL_UT

    Sure, come move in with me.
    HA, like Utah is an improvement.

    • Ducksworthy

      Actually I find SLUT surprisingly civilized, you have a decent light rail system for example. And something about Mormonism makes even the residents of small towns much better than your average Texas redneck. And there has'nt been a major violence outbreak in Utah since, I think, that Mountain Meadow nastiness (unless you count the war on the Utes.)

    • the_onceler

      They're not quite as mean in Utah as they are in Texas.

  • snoopyfan2010

    Just FYI, Clear Brook High is in the swanky part of Houston where the smart, rocket-scientist, NASA types live.

  • proudgrampa

    To be fair, we only need to get rid of anything that isn't Austin or San Antonio…

  • El Pinche

    My bet is that bitter "teacher" used to be a football coach.

    Looks like Texans might have to do away with their socialized sacred cow, HS football:

    • GOPCrusher

      The state of Texas would sell every book in the educational system to keep football afloat.

      • tessiee

        The state of Texas would sell every book, cancel every class, and lynch every teacher in the educational system to keep football afloat.


  • notreelyhelping

    That's funny stuff, man. Too bad he couldn't throw in an "and your mama so ugly…" line or something, but, you know, it's tough to come up with new material on the spot. Especially if you can't see the parking lot from the classroom.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Yup – and she'd better stay well clear of abandoned trailers.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Inigo Montoya?

  • GOPCrusher

    Tariq ibn-Ziyad?

  • owhatever

    An algebra class in Texas? X is One. Determine the value of X. You good ole jocks and hawties have an hour to figure it out, and you may work together. You also may use your Bibles.

  • sportshort

    Ha haa ahaaahaaa. Is he grieving for his dead job yet?

  • teebob2000


  • fuflans

    texas? alaska? texas? alaska?

    who will win?

    • tessiee

      They both lost.

  • DustBowlBlues

    Her father is probably an Oncologist from South Asia.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Excuse me, sir, George Takei would like to have a word with you.

  • Poindexter718

    At the risk of getting all serious and such, I have first hand knowledge of this particular school and it is reasonably diverse and the community is moderate & well-educated. Chances are that creationism has not infiltrated the curicullum, since about half the kids' parents work for NASA or one of its contractors.
    That said, am I surprised that some ignorant racist Aggie teaches ninth-grade math and coaches football there? Not in the least.

  • mourningnmerica

    So close. Texans are just a single chromosome away from being human…

  • lochnessmonster

    I'd ask how he could possibly be smart enough to earn a teaching degree spouting comments like that but then I remembered he is a teacher in Texas.

  • flamingpdog

    I wouldn't fuck Texas with Dick Cheney's dick.

  • MinAgain

    Oh, Texas. How can I miss you, when you won't go ahead and secede?

  • flamingpdog

    Suprised they allows Al Gebra in Texas. Isn't that where you learns about Al Jazero?

  • They broke away over Mexico's not allowing slavery. Really, does anything they've done since, surprise?

  • Lost_Teabaggers

    Well I'll tell you, I'm sold on this guy's valor. Here's an idea, those medals people want to give to the SEAL squad that iced UBL? Give them to him. I mean, the BALLS it takes, big, giant bronze balls to walk into a classroom and cruelly mock a 14 year old girl. Seriously, this guy should be mentioned in the same sentence with all war heroes…just amazing!

    Yes, I know those of you who read this, isn't it kind of amazing Mr. Shitbag was man enough to mock a little girl in front of her classmates thereby ruining her dignity because she happens to be Muslim instead of a Christofascist-mega church attendin'- paying tithing which goes for the pastros mistress "good 'Merikan Christian"? I mean, it's not like anyone mocked this guy when avid churchgoer Eichmann was hung, or anything….maybe we should.

  • tessiee

    and follow along with me here, just hypothetically:
    Suppose this "teacher" went to a restaurant or for a cab ride?

  • Walkinwiddaking

    "I bet algebra is grieving.” Not really! He probably thinks algebra was delivered by White Jesus on a T-Rex during an Astros’ game at the Confederate States of America’s Alamo Dome in 1861."

    It wasn't?

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