Get out of the way, American flag! Can't you see he's trying to shoot?
Sure, he was trying to take all of our Freedomz, but couldn't bin Laden have just tried to focus on stuff like this ? It would have been nice.
Oh, who are we kidding? WE SHOOT THE AIR WITH YOU, MAN ON FOUR-WHEELER. It's a very good thing that Osama guy is gone. Now get back onto your regular scooter before you exhaust yourself, sir. [ YouTube ]
Then, when he found out it was Osama, not Obama, he retreated to his basement mancave, drank 20 beers, and shot himself in the head.
Black people in my hood on New Year's Eve?