All praise to Barack Obama, killer of that Arab guy who inspired the killing of 3,000 of our guys before we killed like 600,000 of “his guys” (Arab people in four or five countries, mostly Iraq). And finally, radio pinup Rush Limbaugh has praised our colored president. How do we know this? Because we listen to AM talk radio 24 hours a day, while watching Fox News and probably a reality show called Extreme Farting on 97-inch flat screens bought with the proceeds from selling mama’s pills to the other hourly workers at Jiffy Lube.
Anyway, tell us what happened, Tony Pierce of the LAT:
Rush Limbaugh began his radio show Monday morning praising President Obama for his leadership in the demise of Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden ….
“Ladies and gentlemen, we need to open the program today by congratulating President Obama,” Limbaugh said. “President Obama has done something extremely effective and when he does, this needs to be pointed out. President Obama has continued the Bush policies of keeping a military presence in the Middle East. He did not scrub the mission to get Bin Laden. In fact, it may be that President Obama single-handedly came up with the technique in order to pull this off.”
We hope Obama kills somebody really bitchin’ next time, like the “Queen Mum” or Malcolm X. [LAT]
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Was Rush high? Duh, of course he was.
Fat is never right.
My first thought upon seeing the headline was "What, made oxycontin OTC?"
i read much about this yesterday (because my life is pathetic) and believe much it was couched with hateful, unfunny sarcasm. That the LAT missed this is shocking (unfunny sarcasm).
when Rush really compliments Obama, you'll know the president did something really wrong.
Yeah, Rush is still a cunt.
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105020008
You don't exactly need the audio to figure out that the despicable hog isn't serious:
"But President Obama, perhaps the only qualified member in the room to deal with this, insisted on the Special Forces. No one else thought of that. Not a single intelligence advisor, not a single national security advisor, not a single military advisor came up with the idea of using SEAL Team 6 or any of the Special Forces."
Yeah, Rush wasn't born with the 'kindness' gene; the most he could have got was the 'not a complete dildo' gene which has been pretty much erased by the Oxycontin abuse and all the Colombian Santorum.
Some complement. He continued Bush's policies? That's a complement?
Okay, but still, fuck you Rush! Hard. With a cinder block.
To the mouf…
The problem is, if you are a young Dominican boy, he would enjoy that.
Mission Accomplished!
Rush laughed later about the foolish MSM that took his comments seriously. Pure sarcasm.
So you think Google News should be denied "Rush Limbaugh Praises Obama" headlines?
Bush's policy on Bin Laden? Bush gave up on him in 2002.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJmFkbBjbO0
Rush said something nice and his head didn't explode?
As others have pointed out, he had his pudgy sausage-like fingers crossed.
He didn't mean it, so it doesn't count.
I'd rather Obama used the CIA to take out all those reality show executive douche bags. Enough already.
Rush who?
To be sarcastic about Bin Laden being killed….Rush just reinforced the fact that he is a walking, talking, farting bag of catshit.
He's just upset because Obama's not failing the way he wanted.
He's dead, motherfuckers!
"…Obama has continued the Bush policies of keeping a military presence in the Middle East…"
Did we not know this shit was going to be said? Fuck you Rush… and fuck that W guy too. Fucking asshole put us into the slummy position we are in… oh and the guy was a moron.
Just proves Rush will suck moron koch too.
He most certainly does suck…
Rush is so lucky that he lives in a country that allows his kind of bullshit. He just never remembers it.
He must be back on Oxycontin again.
Or little Dominican boys.
You misspelled 'And'
And now, the latest installment of our continuing DC daytime drama, "Show Me How Big Your Dick is By Killing People".
Definitely sarcastic. Anytime Rush's followers attack someone the MSM likes to describe as "smart and articulate," they mock the idea of intelligence by sarcastically praising it. As in "Obama is so smart, who else would think to use the Navy Seals? Genius!"
This is because in the wingnut world, a liberal with a college education who speaks intelligently can't possibly know anything about the real world or Real America.
Especially a Negro Liberal.
how could I leave that out
It's called "Magical Thinking"
The more ignorant and uneducated you are the more "common sense" you have, unlike those educated experts who only know "book learnin'"…
Why can't Rush just OD on some of his drugs?(you don't really think he is "clean'?)
He's just got a more discreet maid.
Do you know how many drugs it would take to OD something with that biomass?
Plus, he takes so much his tolerance is pretty high, that he couldn't physically fit that many into his stomach to OD on…
there literally isn't one thing about Rush that's "clean"
Obviously, he is now in the tank for Obama.
Somehow, I think this is a part of Hillary's cunning plan for 2012…
Dip you poisonous dick in acid and heavily salt it, and have that "rammed down your throat" you vicious hack.
good point. i appreciate that objective defense of these establishment hacks.
We should just ignore the sarcasm and pretend he was sincere. Then let him explain how he didn't mean it, he's really sad Obama got Osama.
Now y'all get it!
One thing's for sure, whoever the Republiklan candidate for President is in 2012, it's going to be impossible for them to get anyone to believe it if they trot out the "Obama is weak on terrorism" meme.
President Obama has continued the Bush policies of keeping a military presence in the Middle East. He did not scrub the mission to get Bin Laden.
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No, Limpballs, Obama did *not* continue the W policies in the ME: if he had, he would not have thought about him much, like W admitted back in 2002, not to mention that inconvenient truth about W closing the CIA office to hunt down bin Laden.
Assholes can't even give Obama credit without trying to distort everything to try to cover their incompetent asses.
Next Obama task: heavily tax right wing blowhards making in excess of $30 million per year.
How will we be able to tell which right winger blows hard? The test is too horrible to contemplate. (Except with respect to Michelle Malkin, who is obsessed with things being rammed down her throat.)
Well, this is enough to convince me the operation was a bad idea.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: JUST DIE ALREADY, MOTHERFUCKER.
That is all.
Donald Trump couldn't have put it any better. Really, he couldn't
Co-signed. Talk about a person I'm going to be elated to hear an obituary for.
Rush was being sarcastic. He explicitly said so later in his pile of shit broadcast, and made fun of those who took him seriously.
And yet, mysteriously, Google News keeps having headlines like this, today …
I guess I stopped being surprised that the media was wrong all the time quite a while ago. Here is Media Matters pointing out Rush was being sarcastic by embedding a clip of his actual show: http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201105020008
I sure hope that poor well-meaning talented radio star doesn't get scooter-rioted by his elderly shut-in bediapered rage-aholic fans, for simply joke-praising that Kenyan!
He better recant that ASAP, or else!
Hey, ease up on Jiffy Lube. They've ruined more cars than Joey Chitwood.
Limbaugh was using sarcasm as a way to say Bush deserves credit for putting these events in motion. That Obama was merely a bystander.
If the plan had gone wrong, I doubt he'd say it was Bush's fault.
But that's not the important thing. The important thing is that Rush believes EVERYTHING that happens during Obama's administration is due to a decision made by George Bush. High unemployment? Bush's fault, not Obama's. Huge deficits? Bush's fault. Health Insurance Reform? Thanks Dubya!
Choking on a pretzel was Obama fault, though.
Wow, it's a regular Rush Limbaugh fan club around here. Excuse us!
The only reason why Rush's racism is thinly veiled is because the FCC would fine his sorry Jupiter-shaped ass if he actually dropped the "N-word" on air.
I don't know, Dr. Laura managed to say it about ten times (all while berating a black woman for having the gall to be offended by some of her white in-laws' racism) and didn't get in trouble with the FCC.
The N-word is not banned by the FCC; they think shit that only offends ancient prudes like well, shit and fuck are not allowed, but the few actually offensive words like the N-word or the F-words (the gay slur, not fuck) are perfectly OK.
Ah, good to know. Which then begs the question: why doesn't Rush just go ahead, man up, and actually call a spade a spade (as 'twere)?
He has.
http://www.oliverwillis.com/2011/04/25/rush-limba...
"It can't be worth a shit, because it was done by a Democrat, and a black one to boot."
Well that shapes up to be a new idiom:
A black POTUS has to kill at least twice the amount of furriners to get the same credit as a white POTUS.
Wouldn't matter how many brown people "he" killed (has it yet?) since he's still not white himself. Same way black on black crime just isn't that important.
I'm torn as to whether to promote the meme that Rush Limbaugh congratulated Barack Obama for his fine leadership, or whether to point out (as others have) that he was just being a sarcastic douchebag.
People who actually listen to that stinking sack of ass know he was being hateful and people who don't know he's a bloated gasbag. therfore it is probably to our advantage to smash this rumor down.
Stick with the former.
Wow, Ken, I just realized that I have more p points than you. That's like finding out that the guy you beat last night in online poker was actually God.
I don't see a veil.
I guess our Tony missed the sarcasm?
You know how when people say "He didn't get it," but there's another person saying, "Wow he really didn't get it"?
I don't get it. Is this sarcasm or are you coming on to me?
I can't believe this story is still being promoted after Rush himself mocked the people who started it. I know it fits the "Obama is a secret republian who murdered some geriatric figurehead who wasn't even accused of planning 9/11" meme, but come on.
But hey, he didn't call him a "halfrican" so high praise indeed!
Hey, Rushie. These "Bush policies" never worked for Bush in seven years, but Obama ACTUALLY accomplished the mission in two years. I'm guessing Obama tweaked something about them (either that or he actually followed them).
Or he actually cared, unlike George "I truly am not that concerned about him" Bush.
Everytime I hear that comment it reminds me of the 2004 debates. Kerry brought it up and Bush lied about having said it and theen threw out lie after lie. "Want some wood? Guh huh huh huh "
They waz PUNKED by a Hillbilly Heroin addict…
Rush's sarcasm is clearly linked to the fact that the couriers that were used to find bin Laden and were killed in the attack were also the ones that delivered Oxycontin to his compound.
President Obama has this reelection in the bag.
I'm on my way out the door and already late, so I don't have time to read comments. Just dropped by to say Fuck that fat fuck.
I could not believe many "journalists" missed this sarcasm yesterday.
It's almost like you had to skip listening to it yourself and go off what some other rag said. -.-
and shortly after, the Limp went back to his condescending, imperial self…
Good christ you idiots, listen to how he said it. He was dripping with more sarcasm than Bristol drips cooze juice when offered a finger-banging from Todd. This is an old strategy of Rush's. During the run up to the 2006 election, the famous Dem sweep, he started saying "we have no chance," "we're finished," "conservatism is a failure," etc…like that. He was tweaking his audience and assuming the voice of his main detractors for purposes of (right wing) comedy. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
COOZE LIBEL !!!1!
I really like the idea of continuing to play this straight but a lot of people in the Mainstream Media (including Andrew Sullivan) need to get their Sarcasm Detectors recalibrated.
OT But I am on my second straight day of joy and moistness due to Barry's swaggering walk away from the podium on Sunday night.
Was it Oscar Wilde who said "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"?
The funny thing is that now he has to walk back from all this. Namely, praising the country's Commander-in-Chief for getting America's enemy #1. Pure gold.
It must really really suck to find yourself, a bloated hateful beast, on this Greatest Patriotic Day of American Skyward Shooting, to be essentially the Patron Saint of Real Merican Four-Wheeler Bumper-sticker Media, and to have to basically take a huge pill-sprinkled fatman shit all over this event, when all his other assorted beeryokels and various animal husbandry enthusiasts are out soaring on their eagles and their ATVs to Lee Greenwood songs.
Imagine how much of that fatbody is just pure boiling bile at having to deny himself the patriotic orgasmic release of cheering for America scoring a righteous kill of the very King of Terrorists.
HA HA, YOU HORRIBLE GOBLIN. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH OXYCONTIN IN THE WORLD TO NUMB THE PAIN OF YOU … BEING YOU.
Rush is trying to make nice with Barry? I think not. I am reminded of a statement made by American History's most famous and powerful cross-dressing closet queen: "You are known by your friends, distinguished by your enemies." Barry needs to keep Rush at arms length or more. The queen? J. Edgar Hoover.
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