Dick Cheney said something nice about Barack Obama, you guys! “The administration clearly deserves credit for the success of the operation,” he said. “We all owe him the same sense of satisfaction that I’m sure they feel.” Where is all the vitriol? Where is the hatred spewing from this man’s legally dead heart? Dick Cheney has learned to love. Which means he will die soon, as hatred for the living was the only thing keeping him sort of alive.
Dick Cheney did not care how many people he had to torture or kill, legally or illegally, rightly or wrongly, to get the heads of Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. Now they’re both gone. Who’s he supposed to devote his life to murdering, Kim Jong-il? Please. That can’t sustain him. The only thing fueling his body was unadulterated, underworldly spite, and now he can’t even find it in himself to hate that black guy who took his lackey’s job.
Remember when Dick Cheney called Barack Obama a terrorist-loving pussy who would never do anything for the evil man’s “War on Terror”? Well, Barry killed Osama, and Cheney didn’t. And the old monster will soon die knowing that the fruity hope Negro beat him at his own game. [ABC News]
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I noticed that the orange Speaker of the House gave a shout out to Bush for his efforts in capturing Bin laden.
It's nice that Cheney did something almost decent here. It still won't keep him from going to hell to be the Devil's chew toy.
His heart is already in Hell. Satan wears it on a charm bracelet.
It is the smallest thing on that bracelet.
Just wait until he gets his penis on the bracelet. It will be the smallest.
Oh, silly girl, you apparently haven't seen the famous evidence to the contrary .
So you're suggesting he would join Judas, Brutus & Cassius as the world's worst sinners, eternally eaten by Satan? That works for me (though I never really understood why Brutus & Cassius were in the same league as Judas, putting Julius Caesar in the same league as Jesus).
Thank you Barb. I will use the image of Cheney being the "Devil's chew toy" to warm my heart for a long time to come – even though I don't believe in heaven or hell or any of that. It is still a phrase full of poetic meaning.
whatever. this evil clown should be served a shit sandwich. with arugula and gourmet mustard to boot.
"And the old monster will soon die knowing that the fruity hope Negro beat him at his own game…"
This. And while Barry gets to sleep beside the hottest fruit and vegetable enthusiast in the land, Cheney's still married to a venomous harpy who is not attracted to men living or dead.
"Cheney's still married to a venomous harpy who is not attracted to men living or dead."
To be strictly fair, I would think that being married to Dick Cheney would turn ANY woman into a venomous harpy who hates men.
Dick Cheney is a goddamned RINO.
Wait til Liz Cheney hears about this!
Making nice with Jesus because he's going to die any minute?
Only if his battery gives out. Fugger…
More likely concern that Navy SEAL Team 6 may be paying him a visit in his compound some night.
Check his neck at the hairline. He might have the tale-tale signs of the alien brain mites that I have heard are on the rise this summer.
He probably commands them as his unholy minions.
Where's the death certificate? That's right, when it comes to Obama I'm a birther and when it comes to Osama I'm a deather.
Osama's? I thought you were talking about Cheney's death certificate.
The undead don't need a certificate.
Sad day when Dick is more classy than Snowbilly.
dick always had more class than snowbilly.
the accumulated trash in a trailer park in florida has more class than snowbilly.
Their collective head lice and hookworms have more class than snowbilly.
Not setting the bar very high, I see.
Yessss. It is sad how we keep upgrading the past bunch with the new bunch. Frightening to think who will come after the new bunch that will make them look appetizing by comparison, isn't it?
However EVIL Cheney may have been, and continues to be, I don't think anybody's ever labeled him as STUPID.
Cheney's just trying to get on Barry's good side in the hope that Obama will allow him to gnaw on the corpse a little.
The corpse is at sea, so I'm thinking Cheney is after some of the sister's brain instead.
Already done. Cheney did the DNA testing by taste.
With a head shot, maybe the heart is still viable for a transplant.
"Is he at it AGAIN? Mr. Cheney, you have to stop that."
"But the fear makes them taste so good!"
Love the hand-held shaky camera and odd lighting, not that it was necessary to do anything to make Cheney look like the walking undead.
His praise seems more sincere than Rush Limbaugh's. Which, admittedly, is setting a pretty low bar.
To the Negros working at the Country Club where Cheneys a member, remember its still policy to spit in all his drinks.
SPIT in his drinks? If he’s lucky.
Ironically, there really IS a pubic hair in his Coca-cola.
I'm really hopeful for the Trifecta of Justice: Bin Laden, Cheney, and Rumsfeld. Please God, I promise I won't swear anymore.
They gots theirs… Cheney already has plenty of money, a suite at Denver International, a machine heart… figures,"What the hell I might as well look like I am not completely evil".
And Cheney knows a thing or two about shooting someone in the face.
And we have a winner! Carol, what do we have for our lovely Japanese monster-spirit-beaky-thing?
Well, everyone else can stop commenting right now, you win for about the next 5 days.
Cheney went on to say that only in DC could a black man get away with the murder of a billionaire oil profiteer.
But the Devil, Beelzebub, Satan, the Prince of Darkness said I was pretty you guys! Isn't that great!?! You guys. You guys! What? Oh, whatever…you're so jealous!
Despite all the hand wringing yesterday by Jack and Ken and various commenters about how we've become a nation of unprincipled revenge fetishists and suchlike, this part is what really bothers me about the OBL killing.
Dick Cheney is happy.
I, for one, have always been a big fan of revenge. I realize that it is a character flaw (one of many.)
I just think it needs a one generation time limit. You can't pass it on your kids.
oh yes. i am moderately embarrassed to admit that 'titus adronicus' is one of my favorite plays.
Is that the one with the interesting recipe for bread, or is that another of old Will's early plays?
No, they commit Fratri-pie.
"Dick Cheney is happy."
Tears of a Clown.
Tears of an Amoral Bastard
Is this a world where we leave no Dick satisfied?
"Dick Cheney is happy."
It may look like he's smiling, but that's probably just gas.
"And the old monster will soon die knowing that the fruity hope Negro beat him at his own game. "
He'll also die knowing that he got Hopey to play his game. That's a victory, right?
Hopey has continued with nearly all of the Bush war policies (invade other countries – Lybia, drop even more bombs in Pakistan, keep G-Bay open, keep secret prisons open, french kiss the Saudi King, etc)
Those faithful Hopey lackies that were tricked into believing Hopey was different must be ticked!!!
Even Ebenezer Scrooge came around at the end.
Meh. I won't be truly impressed until Cheney tells Snowbilly to choke on Ann Coulter's penis.
Speaking of the Bush legacy, has Dick also thanked Barry for keeping Guantanamo open?
How's the president supposed to close Guantanamo? He gave the order in early 2010 for it to be closed.
To make it happen, he needs money to move and store the prisoners somewhere else, and a place to move them to. Obama did put out an executive order to a prison in Illinois to prepare to take the detainees as soon as it's legal to transfer them there. Congress has repeatedly voted down any legislation to provide the funding. The last two votes in the Senate on the matter were voted down 90+ votes against.
I guess Barry could use the executive branch's black ops budget to build *another* prison outside the jurisdiction of US law, then use a signing statement to order transfer of the detainees. Kind of sounds like "keeping the Bush Legacy alive" to me. If I was president, that's probably what I'd do, but Barry seems pretty fixated on the whole "rule of law" thing for some reason.
We've been using Guantanamo as a base of questionable legal shenanigans since 1903, FWIW: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platt_Amendment
Great to hear Cheney has shown some respect towards BHO.
Hear he's even going to invite the POTUS on a hunting trip.
Oh, Wait!!!
We can still fart on his Club sandwich…can't we?
Time permitting – you can add special sauce if you like.
Dick's not technically "alive" so I'd like to get a ruling. Judges?
This is one of those end of days signs, isn't it? Back under the desk for me.
Sarah Palin's statement: "My son Troop could have gotten Osama, if he tried, with one hand tied behind his back".
Are you sure she said Troop? I thought Truck was the one in the Army.
I regret that Bush & Cheney weren't in the same room when the SEALS came blasting in. The pollution in the Arabian Gulf would be worth throwing all 3 of those bastards in the water at the same time.
Though with Cheney, they would have have to cut off his head, filled the mouth with garlic, and staked his "heart'.
Or they could just disconnect his battery pack.
Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!
Always bet on Black.
Didn't Blofeld always try to get Bond to work for him?
Cheney – An ignigma wrapped in a schizophrenic.
ignigmaenigmaactually, I like your spelling better.
Enema.
Smegma.
phlegma?
[the downfisting... it burns....]
Smeg-head?
It wasn't a mistake. It's a contraction of ignorant enigma.
Suuuure. When I went back and tried to fix the spelling someone had already replied and locked me out. Thanks a lot guys!! Moar uppy fists please.
Iguana
Nah, it's just some kind of humiliation that Satan is putting Cheney through to stay alive. "For your next act, Dick, you must praise Obama's actions. In a public forum. Otherwise, I kill the batteries in your Jarvik!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Doesn't seem like such a great deal you made with me after all, does it?!?!"
Okay, Dick Cheney, what the hell you do with all my P points? I had 104 a few minutes ago.
Please, let's have a post from Ken on how P points work- also what the hell they are good for? I have not hit 100 yet but some people did and then were under 100.
P's! Huh, yeah!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Uh-huh
P's, huh, yeah!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
Huh!!
Good God, y'all!
Praise indeed, from the Dark Lord.
What Cheney said to the president was: “You may have killed the terrorist, but you will never be more powerful than I am.”
And with that remark, he swooshed away with a flick of his black cape.
"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side…"
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side….and it has other attractions, as well.
It's true.
Lou Sarah, please take note: When Dick Cheney is thanking Obama and
you're not , who looks like the bigger jackass?
Aw, this late in life, you think Silly Sarah knows or cares that she looks like a jackass? How cute!
Cheney: Barack…help me take…this mask off
Barack: But you'll die.
Cheney: Nothing…can stop that now. Just for once…let me…look on you…with my own eyes.
IT'S A TRAP!
Was this actually Cheney or the replacement brain they keep in there when his real brain is undergoing maintenance in a jar in an undisclosed location?
The righties are saying Obama didn't get OBL, a soldier did. All Obama did was happen to be in office when OBL was caught.
I think that's fair. By the same reasoning, Bush didn't get Saddam, Reagan didn't end the cold war, Truman didn't defeat Hitler, and OBL didn't kill anyone on 9/11 since he wasn't the one flying the plane. It was all the happenstance of holding office.
Heh–I've seen similar messages on FB this morning. To further your logic, Bush (and not Hopey) deserves all the "credit" for the current economy as well?
Not my logic, not my logic!
Sorry, needed to say that. But I think by their logic, neither Bush nor Obama gets credit for the economy. Bush didn't run us off the rails, he was just in office when it happened. The President has no effect on anything.
Sorry, not *your* logic! That came out wrong.
I'm being driven insane by the whole "when things are currently wrong, blame the black man, but when things go right, make sure he doesn't try to steal credit" line that I'm being fed by a bunch of my idiot facebook friends
By this logic, elections don't matter, either. Like Sid Harris's old NatLamp comic, we should just give the Presidency to whoever scores highest on the Civil Service exam.
Dagny Taggart's forebears didn't build that railroad, it was a bunch of impressed Chinese laborers that were virtually enslaved to do so.
From 2000-2008, the received wisdom was that Clinton caused the Bush recession by getting a blow job. After January 2009, that changed to Obama caused the Bush recession retroactively, somehow.
Yep, the Wingnuts have finally settled on a meme: Obama didn't kill Osama, a Navy Seal did. It is coming to a Facebook page near you soon.
Well said, Sue. The real heroes and the real demons stay out of high public office.
"The righties are saying Obama didn't get OBL, a soldier did"
Tell them it was actually a SAILOR. They're kind of picky about that sort of thing.
Aren't sailors notoriously ghey?
Shorter: Walk around on their hind legs, grunting/bleating: "Bush good, Obama bad!".
Wow…does this mean we really *can* all just get along? Somewhere, Rodney King is laughing…
…oh wait, I see Beck is making a fuss about photos. Never mind…
"Dick Cheney Thanks Obama For Letting Him Outlive Bin Laden"
Actually he should be thanking the American taxpayers for paying his medical bills.
A+
Dick is now outsourcing hate/incompetence to his daughter.
He didn't need to. His daughter is a chop off the ole skag that is his hateful wife.
The wheezy, raspy sound of heart failure and repentance.
Cheney will outlive us all. Surely they drained bin Laden of all his blood so that Cheney may feast. You forgot that the Fourth Branch of the Government, according to the Constitution, gets the blood of all terrorist killed by US forces.
"hatred for the living was the only thing keeping him sort of alive."
I thought it was drinking the blood of babies.
Luckily Sarah Palin has taken up the Dick's mantle… she only thanked the troops and GWB. Very douchey.
Amazing how the hatred(and stupidity) of the right wing keeps that piece of trailer trash in big bucks for "speaking" engagements.
Obviously they want to benefit from her massive gobs of in-depth political and foreign policy experience.
Since the Pakistani secret service is now building a special, secure villa for Dick Cheney in an undisclosed location, I shall focus my brain cells elsewhere because I no longer love Dick Cheney. As Rhett told that Scarlett, "Fuck you, bitch."
I believe the line from the film was "… go suck a fat baby's dick…"
Who gives a fuck what this vampire thinks? Dear ABC "News". This man is a criminal and has zero credibility. We of U.S. America would like him to practice enhanced shutthefuckup techniques on himself.
All I know is it's going to be awwwk…ward at the Hell Commissary when he runs into Bin Laden & Saddam Hussein.
I'll be a Dick Cheney supporter for as long as the man has a pulse.
Too late!
"Dick Cheney says he hasn't been this happy since he saw that YouTube video of the girl tossing puppies into the river." — Craig Ferguson
Well, fortunately I don't give a shit what that no pulse zombie freak thinks. We had to shoot Bin Laden in the eyeball to kill him. You're gonna need Buffy to drive a stake through this assclown's tin man heart to finish him off.
Buffs, while you're at it do Liz too. It'll save you a trip.
This sounds like someone who knows it's not long before he meets Jesus. Or at least thinks he will.
And thank you Mister Cheney — because without you, none of this would've been possible. Fuckhead.
Hurry up and die Cheney.
BTW, where's Dick's cock wart , Liz Cheney these days? Did he finally shove her into his man-sized safe?
Anyone notice Rumsfeld's former chief of staff broke the Osama story? I hope this is the last time Obama lets W in on a secret:
http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1105/tweet_...
what is that twee outfit he's wearing?
Today, we are all fruity hope Negroes.
You have to imagine that the dick swizzle could only be used on certain drinks. Others just might sting too much.
I knew there would be at least one drawback to killing bin Laden.
Within days of the 2008 election, Darth Cheney was on a podium smirking and croaking that Obama was going to be a "one term president". Go fuck yourself, Cheney.
Hey Darth: Do me a favor and say it again, because your asshole worshippers in my goddamn status stream on Facebook sure won't shut up about Obama not giving Bush credit.
EVEN THOUGH HE SODDING WELL DID.
So speak up, Emperor, and tell your sycophantic mindless Jesus fans to pound sand and STFU.
His daughter Lizard gets the trash-talk assignment. If she sees how conciliatory her old man has become she might just take HIM out, to save America. We cannot allow weakness.
I'm with you EQ. Some people I know are just better remembered with their FB volume permanently turned down.
and on another nutter note, Palin said, we have to "thank our president, President Bush for having made the right call…" What call was that?
Ignoring the memo headed, "Bin Laden determined to strike within US"?
Dear Dick: thanks to you the Situation Room still smells like ass. Just look at Hillary's face in that picture…
All the heart medications and narcotic pain pills seem to have mellowed him out a little…
Why are they interviewing Al Davis?
When Dick Cheney is more gracious to Obama than Sarah Palin, hell should be freezing over. So, Osama baby: Is it?
Nice to see this person looking so weak and cadaverous. I can almost smell the Formaldehyde from here. Sweet dreams, fuckface; you know, the ones where you wake up soaking wet from your own nightsweats, screaming and clawing at the sheets to keep the Demons from dragging you into the Abyss. Those dreams, Dick. Those dreams.
DICK CHENEY IS A DICK.
DICK CHENEY IS AN ASSHOLE.
DICK CHENEY IS THE ANTICHRIST.
NOT FUNNY, BUT DAMN THAT FEELS GOOD.
I'm no fashon expert, but I have worn formal men's trousers before and I noticed they cut the shape of the pants so there is lots of extra fabric around the genital area, which gives the illusion that your package is larger than it really is.
V, that is hilarious! I see that Mrs Cheney is a very tired woman, if you know what i mean. Thanks for the link.
So, then Satan will use it to shoot pool with (and Cheney's head will be the cue ball).
They don't call him "Dick" for nothing.
It’s horrifying to think that somewhere deep in its archives, Google knows the search string I entered to find that picture, and associates it with me.
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