“Curse-bombs,” the AP calls them. Yep, that is a way to get attention. We have a feeling Donald Trump is going to really focus on winning Nevada, as he can pretty much just hang around Las Vegas for months and do ridiculous things. “This white tiger and I go way back. Come over here, white tiger. Yeah, come over here. Let me tell you about this white tiger. There’s no better businessman in this state than this white tiger, and I really mean that. We’ve made some big deals together. I’m probably going to make this white tiger my running mate. Also, I have a lot of money.”
The military’s adventures overseas:
“We build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road they blow them up, we build again, in the meantime we can’t get a fucking school in Brooklyn.”
OPEC:
“We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that fucking price.”
China:
“Listen, you motherfuckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent!”
Spoken like a true chief diplomat.
The word “fuck” probably needs to distance itself from Trump now, lest it lose its street cred. That’s the swear of the people, Trump! Why don’t you guy buy some ornate rich-person cuss?
Anyway, what the fuck was up with that gaudy star thing behind him? Is that what he thinks a presidential backdrop looks like? [ABC News]
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So, that's what a campaign implosion looks like.
Snowbilly must be green with envy over all the attention he's getting.
Bet she's sticking pins in be-suited roadkill all the day long.
That would have to be this green.
I'm thinking more along the lines of Nasty Skank Yellow.
it's funny considering the stupid "Dean scream" was supposed to be so outlandish & unpresidential etc
etc etc democrat etc
Now we know. If only he had screamed "Eeeeyyaaah, Mother Fucker" then we would not be asking today: Is our children learning?
What are you talking about? Donald Trump has just boarded the straight-talk express. This bullshit is propelling him to unforeseen heights.
Remember, even the Conservatards don't consider him a Serious Con Candidate. I've never encountered anyone on any Right-site that openly supports him. So why the fuck is this guy the front-runner? Because everybody loves a clown-show.
It is more entertaining that McCain's implosion at least.
But isn't it supposed to STAY in Vegas?
OK, he really does need to make Charlie Sheen his running mate.
Vice-Warlock.
Tiger blood for all my fucking people.
With a 25% tariff
Does that mean Sheen is going to be on 'Trump' drug now and not 'Sheen' drug?
That would be awesome, but I really do like the idea of the white tiger on stage with him and the small mammal on his head. Preferably, the same white tiger that bit Sigfried or Roy's head nearly off (I'm sure there's a difference between the two, but does it really matter?).
Fucking vulgarian fucking vulgar.
Um Donald? A large chunk of yer oil comes from Alberta (Canada City) and Mexico… not OPEC. You know… your neighbors.
As for China… remember no taxation without representation thing that many of your supporters bitched about with regards to healthcare and pretty much anything? Yeah, irony.
Uuuh, Alberta is not a city…
Um, BTW maybe you haven't noticed either that neither is Canada.
Hint as to where the Canada City Reference came from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip…
No, it's a western suburb of Canada City. We know our geography pretty well around here.
waaaay too hip, I rely mainly on Andy Griffith tv allusions, meself…
I just wonder what he thinks his next play would be when he tells OPEC how much we are going to pay for oil and China that he's going to tax them 25% and they say "Fuck you"?
What the fuck. My fucking ears cant take this shitty language dick head. Really, Don! You think your in the cock sucking navy you little bitch? I got my fucking bastard kids here you fucking cunt and they don't need to hear this fucking shit.
Well fucking said!
hahahahaha, made me fuckin' snort wine out my nose, again!
Hmmm, what happened last time the US goverment said to OPEC "hey, don't do that, you fuckers"?
Oh yeah, they embargoed the US.
As for protectionist tariffs against China – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
They don't have to be good ideas. It's the anger that counts. Did Obama the candidate have any good ideas? Who know since he can't really get anything done legislatively. But what counted at the time was the rhetoric of hope. I bought it. And now Donald is selling something that Bubba is going to love.
"And now Donald is selling something that Bubba is going to love."
Methamphetamine?
He wouldn't really go for the tariffs since they would make his clothing line lose money.
Not to mention absolutely fucking the US-based electronics firms who manufacture there (Apple etc etc etc)
The US-based electronics firms need to get back to the US. China is not a fair-trader wrt the US, and it's time we faced that.
Non-fair trade, played right, is a boondoggle. Apple, et al, make a fortune riding on Chinese government subsidies for their suppliers. It's costing the Chinese people dearly in inflation. It won't last.
Not gonna happen. Cost of labor, innit.
Yeah in a free market we can simply choose not to buy their oil, right Trump? Haaaaaaa hahahaha!
Guy's a fukkin' moron — thinks everything is just like Manhattan real estate, which he barely understands. (Sum total of Trump's knowledge: the price usually goes up.) Oil is a GLOBAL commodity. It goes where the money is, don't matter where it comes from. That's why drilling baby drilling would do squat to the price of oil. (That moose lady whose 15 minutes are up was also a fukkin' moron.)
With that firm grasp on capitalism, it's no wonder he bankrupted a casino.
Trump's answer to the pointing out of the fact of his multiple bankruptcies is very special.
"I never went bankrupt! I used the law to screw the people I was dealing with so I wouldn't have to pay them! I was never bankrupt!"
Trump should get this tattooed to his forehead (assuming that his "hair" is not glued to his forehead already):
"Not Intended to be an Actual Person"
LOL!
I am amazed that his sycophants have let him wander this close to the edge. I wonder if they're all hoping he'll crash & burn or if they're as delusional as he is?
The ones who question him get fired. That leaves the sycophants.
WTF…?
Donald, Donald, Donald… if you're going to bandy about the word "fuck," you should at least try to be creative about it. Like so: "Fuck you to hell, Trump, you utter fucking waste of protoplasm."
The Donald needs to set aside a couple of weeks to watch Deadwood and see how the masters do it.
damn. too late to this game i am. i will only add:
Here’s my counter-offer to your counter-offer: go fuck yourself.
Isn't that "Fuck you! You fucking fuck!"?
But of course. Only with a bit more panache and slightly less Tourette's.
Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck.
"We hold these truths to self self fucking evident" "Four score and seven fucking years ago" Just using the flavor enhancer language MSG. What a twinkie.
"Don't fucking ask what you country can do for you. Ask what you can fucking do for your fucking country."
Gimme your fucking poor, your fucking huddled masses yearning to be fucking free.
Palins are reportedly outraged over the gratuitous and excessive use of the word "Fuck"… Todd, Sarah and little "Bristle" declared, "Talk is cheap, Trump! Put your dick where your mouth is! Here in Freezietown we know the difference between doing it and just talking about it and we have the Rape Statistics, kids and STDs to prove it!"
And $360 rape kits for everybody, also, too, youbethca:) and btw, fuck libel..
And Semen Libel, also, too!
"Anyway, what the fuck was up with that gaudy star thing behind him? "
He's trying to suck up to Jerry Jones for a hefty campaign contribution. Fucking Dallas Cowboys, anyway.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
The snakes can stay. Just get motherfucking Trump off this motherfucking plane(t).
School goes up , school goes down, who can explain it?
Greg Mortenson?
Madonna?
The only way to balance this ticket is to pair him with a friendly approachable running mate like Stephanie Courtney.
Or a rabid honey badger
Or Courtney Love.
“We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that fucking price.”
We don't fucking have someone in fucking Washington to do this because generally, you can't tell another fucking sovereign fucking nation what to do without fucking invading them.
You know…it's not the profanity that gets me…it's the total, bull moose fucking stupidity.
. . . oh, wait . . .
Speaking of invading sovereign nations, when are we going to start seeing the benefits of the Iraqi oil revenues?
He seems pretty savvy on Afghanistan.
"I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I DO agree with his Selma-killing policy…"
That bitch is letting herself be elbowed out of the way by Trump, who is outclassing her in every possible way. Sarah was just a small time grifter with a string of luck. Trump is a Big League grifter extraordinaire.
Your move, Sarah "motherfucking" Palin
Exactly, go ahead you fucking cunt, say something mongoloid.
Sarah responds: "What in the H-E-double hockey sticks!"
More support for her being secretly Canadian. Her mother snuck over the border to give birth for free. Proof!
It's all Obama's fault for choosing to be Black!
McCain and Paling wisely choose to be White.
That's why you will never hear anyone accusing them of being born in Panama and Canada…
Sarah who?
Scary hair, magic underwear and a grandpa who has spent his life looking at ladies' hoo has all day. This is going to be fun.
So courageous…and Wingtards are buying every minute of it…
Next up for Mr. Language Person-I won't call your fraternity a "frat" if you don't call my country a bad ladypart word that rhymes with Trump, if you can't rhyme accurately.
Needz moar bongz; he has enough mental Trucknutz.
(Thought bubble over Trump's hair) "Hmmmm. Dick where my mouth is……..hmmmmm.
"Nice talk, sugar mouth"
I think you mean "Nice talk, sphincter lips."
Finest speech since Lincoln said in his Gettysburg address, "Now we are going to fuck Robert E. Lee in the liver."
"Four score, and seven fucking years ago…"
Yeah, but is he a constitutional common-sense conservative?
More like "Would he blow Larry Craig?"
Donald always was a silver-tongued lil devil.
That whole white tiger thing really worked well for that Siegfried & Roy guy, so why not?
Hahahahaha. TOO SOON!
If Trump really wanted to help the US, he'd buy moar Chinese factories and cause them to file for bankruptcy.
Carnival barkers don't say "fuck", tornadohead, so you just lost them as a constituency.
"Tornadohead" = fucking awesome.
Could we agree to play a few no-trump hands, like for the rest of the month, or even the entire month of May? It's not so much the gross stupidity and arrogance as the hair, the nightmarish hair that gives me nausea.
So, Donald, next week when the Chinese say, "You aren't going to raise the fucking price of that corn!" you're going to insist the U.S. roll over and sell it to them cheap, right?
No, you aren't; you're a fucking hypocrite.
I bet Donald sure is fucking proud of himself today.
Given this guy's marital history, I would guess that the one subject that he does speak with authority on is fucking.
Trump's nomination would be the first empirical proof of the existence of a benign and loving God. Which means it ain't going to happen. Damn!
But, there is beer!
"We build a hair helmet and they don't do a fucking thing CAUSE IT'S ON MY HEAD and they are FUCKING AFRAID OF ME."
So sayeth the GOPtard and now Sarah is all sticky.
Amen.
I predict that the next most awesome thing to happen around Trump will be that someone checks his voter registration and he's either not registered to vote at all or is listed as a Democrat.
That needs to be done immediately.
My bet: he's always too damned busy making money to actually vote.
Too damn busy driving a casino into bankruptcy
Fucking cocksucking dick asshole cunt motherfucker shithead.
T
wat?
Thats some fine mental-patient string cursing, sir, good stuff. Thats the way I was taught to curse. Fuck Trump, that goddamn fucking motherfucking cocksucking fucking fucker.
And those are his good qualities.
Listening to this guy makes me wish Sarah Palin was still around.
Watch what you wish for.
Nononononononononono.
I don't think she could get a good cuss rant going without fucking it up.
And then she'd fucking quit half-way through.
Guess he got his presidential platform from that Robin Williams hoax email that makes the rounds every few years. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.a…
Does he kiss his third wife with that mouth?
The third one who looks just like the second one who looks just like the first one?
Probably not. She probably employs 'Hooker's rules' with this clown. Since that's basically all she's doing anyway.
Probably has to tongue punch her fart box in order to get the taste out of his mouth.
I'm going to take a different view of this- I'm going to give him kudos, yes, I am actually giving kudos to the man who I otherwise think is an asshole. It's about time we end these stupid language taboos. 'Fuck' should be perfectly acceptable in public. And yeah, the context of the usage was moronic, but we need to stop being afraid of 'fuck.'
I don't fear fucking. It actually is my favorite past time and I try to do it as much as I can.
How about "retard"?
That's different. That is a word directed at a group of people to demean them. There is nothing demeaning or insulting about the word 'fuck' as is.
It depends on the user; it's horribly offensive if said by a Jewish Democratic presidential aide, but fine for a fat drug-addicted racist radio hack to use.
It's also acceptable if used to insult a group of people (the fat drug-addicted racist radio hack did this), but not acceptable if you use the word to describe ideas, which is what the Jewish Democratic presidential aide did.
Fucking retard is acceptable.
Don't stop with ending the language taboo; fucking should be perfectly acceptable in public.
Especially between hot lesbians with strap-ons.
When he goes full on L.B.J. and says this shit on the toilet he has my vote.
Hey, Donald. You need to get down to South Carolina and make that speech.
Those churchie church bible beaters would clutch their pearls for certain. That would be fun to watch. Offensive asshole talking to offensive assholes. Perhaps the ground would open up and swallow them all whole.
Loved the standing ovation in the video. I, too, applaud when being obviously lied to by cynical vulgarians, and the f-bombs give me that extra little visceral sensation (like pre-cumming) that I need to stand there and applaud like a total fucking retard, which is what those people assembled there so thunderously are.
Well, at least the Afghans are straightforward. We build a school there and they blow it up. We build a school here and the Republicans cut funding to the school district and call the teachers a bunch of commies.
First they cherry pick the over achievers and get them into a charter school where the learning is bible based and christ centric. Then they fuck the public school over with crappy standards tests based funding and meritocracy bull fuckin shit.
Then, via corruption (i.e., the sacred not-to-be-interfered-with making of a profit), they also fail to educate the students in the charter schools.
Oh, God, please let it be Trump… please…
Somewhere, George Carlin is smiling.
God, I miss him.
But does he dream?
Do you kiss your own reflection with that mouth, Donny?
Yup – with tongue action.
I'm just happy Charlie Sheen landed on his feet with a job as Trump's speech writer.
Jesus….The mouth on that guy.
No, you misheard him. What he actually said was:
"Look at me!! Please!! Seriously! Look at me!! Pay attention to me! I wasn't just humiliated in front of the entire world, and by one of "the blacks," no less! Seriously, I still matter! LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!"
I wonder what Saudi Arabia thinks of his speech?
We should cut him a little slack, though; turns out he just got out of the Carrot Top show at the Luxor. "Fucking 80 fucking dollars for fucking that?!?!? Fuck!!!"
how presidential!
It's very presidential; specifically it's reminiscent of the taped conversations of that cocksucker Nixon (without the overt anti-semitism).
(Damn the vanishing reply problem is back; this will probably turn into a double post)
It is presidential, as it's reminiscent of the tapes from that cocksucker Richard Fucking Nixon.
America, Fuck Yeah!!
Fuckin'-A right, man.
Psst, Donald…
Republican voters don't care about Brooklyn. Try Nassau.
Yeah, damn left-coast elitist fucking bastard.
This joke campaign is over now. Republican women tolerate all kinds of abuse and humiliation at home, but they won't endure profanity in public.
Tell that to Wendy Vitter.
I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of f-bombs and other curses on his comedy central roast, too.
I dare ANYONE here to say "on his comedy central roast" and "presidential candidate" in the same sentence and keep a straight face.
I'll give it a shot: On his comedy central roast, presidential candidate Trump laid out his 20 point plan for energy independence and economic stability.
You're right, I can't do that with a straight face.
"Look, a presidency is a fucking valuable thing, you just don't give it away for nothing." Which proves that Blago and Trumpo could swap hair, yet their neuroses would persist. It ain't the hair, it's what's under it.
Ray: Wet'th go to the thzoo?
Jerry: Fuckin' zoo is closed, Ray.
Ray: [Whispering]. You thaid fuck.
In the immortal words of Terry Southern (RIP) from "Candy": "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, hump, hump" spoken a number of times by Candy Christian's mother.
I, for one, am shocked, simply shocked, I say, at such appalling language.
What the fuck was he thinking???
He wants to stop with the Chinese shit, but he just can't. He wants someone to spank him for having all that stuff he ordered from factories in China. Really he does. A really long spanking.
Rahm actually has a functioning frontal lobe. He'd throw his grandmother under a bus to win a game of checkers, much less an election, but he would never have done anything as studpid as Trump's Bither/college records/stool sample obsessions.
Suck up to the Teabags, wake up covered in Santorum.
Wait, Trump was already a career assclown majoring in bankruptcy.
Never mind. We now return you to the fuck.
Once you have the nosepickers in your pocket, it's time to sew up the thug and Jersey Shore and stevedore vote. "Hey Napolitano, you cunt, stop the searches of grandmas at airports."
A potty mouth, an extremely loose grasp of how capitalism works (Not to mention diplomacy) and a needy, pathetic hunger for attention…the man is the perfect candidate for the GOP nomination!
It's going to be a fun few months.
Thats fucking fuck libel, you know..
This is all part of the GOP's master plan to make whichever lunatic turns out to be its 2012 nominee (and it won't be Trump) look like Winston Fucking Churchill.
Farging icehole. I'll cut your bells off.
He needs to transcribe this speach onto a huge piece of plywood, and mount it on the back of a pickup truck. It would look right at home, the grasp of diplomacy, foreign policy, trade policy, and economics is really right up there with the highest level of trucknuts-sporting camo-clothing attired batshit NRA nutbagger. To quote Archie Leach, he is a true vulgarian, and even dumber than I ever gave him credit for. Cocaine is a hell of a drug (remember when his intellectual pal Regis Philbin had to go to the hospital with a near heart-attack after partying all night with Trump? How many hookers, how much blow, was involved there?).
Trump re-enacts history:
Give me liberty or kiss my fucking ass!
Blow me, full speed ahead!
A house divided against itself is full of cocksuckers.
December 7, 1941, a date that will fucking live in infamy.
I have a dream that this cunt Palin will go back to Alaska.
TRUMP: I have very good relations with The Fucks.
Some of my best friends are rich Fucks … my supporters are all dumb Fucks … and my many wives were all cheap Fucks
Trump Deported to Sweden; Says He's Not from There
do you kiss melania with that mouth?
He is one classy fucker.
The New York Daily News: "Selective service records Donald Trump didn't want anyone to see how he dodged the Vietnam War due to a medical deferment, not a high draft number as he has claimed. The records indicate Trump was granted a series of student deferments before graduating from college, and then was deemed physically unacceptable for military service after he graduated.
That was the term, "physically unacceptable" they used for gay men if I remember correctly.
To the Republicans, the ability to weasel out of Vietnam successfully ranks a lot higher in importance than actually having served. At least that's what the record seems to indicate. So this should not be a dealbreaker.
As I recallAccording to history books, there were a lot more draft age gay men during Vietnam.What History Books? All I needed to know about the draft I learned from Arlo Gutherie and, uh, getting drafted.
"You're our boy."
In addition to being a vulgarian, he's also completely fucking wrong.
Well spotted! But he's right about (not) getting a fucking school in Brooklyn. Which according to my polling makes him a shoo-in.
Is there any way to appeal to the teabaggers WITHOUT being completely wrong?
'nuf already, the Donald is now just thrashing around….
You know who else said lower the fucking price?
OK, it was me. Negotiating with a hooker.
Imagine how the Repubicans would react if Obama said "fuck" publicly about anything. I would not expect a standing ovation. Michele Bachmann would get the vapors and impeachment would follow for the high crime of offending the delicacy of our womenfolk.
I'm going to laugh at you all when this man actually becomes president in 2012… then kill myself.
Ladies and Gentlemen … The Aristocrat!
Finally, a candidate delivers stump speeches the whole family can enjoy!
It's okay, guys! Franklin Graham covered Trump's ass last Sunday on Christiane Amanpour's teevee show. God approves!
You lick your daughter's pussy with that mouth?
Delightful, sir, simply delightful. Though I am slightly scared of you now.
If that guy was any more presidential he'd shit Bald Eagle eggs.
Thanks for trying out, Mr. Trump. We'll let you know….
I'm fucking voting for this fuck, guaranfuckingteed.
I can't wait until Trump tries to show how virile he is ala Putin and gets raped by a grizzly bear. Or Todd and Sarah. Or all three.
Well, fuck. You fucking sleep in a little for fucking once, see a great fucking topic to comment on and the motherfucking Wonkette fuckers have already picked the carcass clean. Fuck.
Still some marrow in his fucking bones… go for it.
I think he's damaging his brand here.
Trump is definitely gonna win now that he's gotten the coveted endorsement of Joey Lawrence: http://dailycaller.com/2011/04/28/blossom-actor-j…
Complete with several obviously racist statements the idiot probably thinks were coded. Who knew his one famous role as a total moron involved no acting?
Open Bar?
Count me in!
So he can keep his lips pure for blowing dead rats (look at them, you know that's how they got that way)?
What a brain-dead moron. If your idea of creativity and pluck is sprinkling your conversations with the f-bomb, you probably should be doing something else with your life, like becoming a janitor or a crossing guard. Get out of the public eye, Sparky.
This cartoonish buffoon is the answer to your laughable requests for more "populous anger" in political leadership, America.
Enjoy it!
They don't know how to rock in Shelbyville.
Wow, he's going ghetto! He's gettin' all street with us! I wonder how this exposes his secret leanings towards black liberation theology!
Oh, it's a white guy (not Joe Biden)? Okay, never mind.
If the fucking Founding Fathers had wanted the fucking price of oil to go up to five dollars a fucking gallon, then that fucking Jefferson Thomas would have said so in that fucking Constipation.
I'm going to try that tonight at my local gas station. FUCK YOU, I'M NOT PAYING THAT MUCH!
Let you know how that works out.
The Violent Fucking Combover Of Truth Tour.
May 21 can't come soon enough. We are "exceptional" indeed.
What a man's man! I was coming like a porn star! Can we just please elect him now and get him into these situations where he will say, "Fuck all y'alls and give us the oil and the land and fuck you if you even try to fuck with us, fuckers." See, that's how a MAN should talk. A man says things like that. Yes, a man does. Well, a simple man, anyway. A humble man. A man of the people. I'm making myself cry, now. I'm fired.
Repulsive pathetic attention-whore is pathetic & repulsive.
Also, needs more pie in face.
Donald may become President one day, but he will never ever be a good commentator at intenseDebate.com
Mission Fucking Accomplished
The fucking buck stops up yer azz.
Aw, it thinks it's still a superpower.
The Making of the President 2012, coming soon to HBO, a new series from David Milch
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
The F word? You mean falafel?
Montrose, Neocon Trump, and the Federal Reserve.
Take away all my silver
Take away all my gold
And hand me a stack of paper
Paper money don't hold
Paper money don't hold …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUfdEyFlVU0
Yes, I'm a fucking blogwhore. http://www.gurukalehuru.com
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So, hedging my bets, I've decided to do both at the same time. WIN(ing!)
Honestly, how crazy was that reaction? Surely, we are in the early-to-mid stages of Idiocracy, here, no?
Absofuckinglutely…and this fuckface is from New fucking York…the capital of the f-word. It's unbefuckingliveable that someone from that town would give fuck all about artistic fuckspression.
He is from Queens. Repeat, he is from Queens.
"I'm from normal parents, myself."
So where did they fuck up?
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