“Curse-bombs,” the AP calls them. Yep, that is a way to get attention. We have a feeling Donald Trump is going to really focus on winning Nevada, as he can pretty much just hang around Las Vegas for months and do ridiculous things. “This white tiger and I go way back. Come over here, white tiger. Yeah, come over here. Let me tell you about this white tiger. There’s no better businessman in this state than this white tiger, and I really mean that. We’ve made some big deals together. I’m probably going to make this white tiger my running mate. Also, I have a lot of money.”

The military’s adventures overseas:

“We build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road they blow them up, we build again, in the meantime we can’t get a fucking school in Brooklyn.”


“We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that fucking price.”


“Listen, you motherfuckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent!”

Spoken like a true chief diplomat.

The word “fuck” probably needs to distance itself from Trump now, lest it lose its street cred. That’s the swear of the people, Trump! Why don’t you guy buy some ornate rich-person cuss?

Anyway, what the fuck was up with that gaudy star thing behind him? Is that what he thinks a presidential backdrop looks like? [ABC News]

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  • DashboardBuddha

    So, that's what a campaign implosion looks like.

  • SorosBot

    OK, he really does need to make Charlie Sheen his running mate.

    • CapeClod


    • BerkeleyBear

      Tiger blood for all my fucking people.

      • 4tehlulz_lite

        With a 25% tariff

    • tiredalways

      Does that mean Sheen is going to be on 'Trump' drug now and not 'Sheen' drug?

    • Not_So_Much

      That would be awesome, but I really do like the idea of the white tiger on stage with him and the small mammal on his head. Preferably, the same white tiger that bit Sigfried or Roy's head nearly off (I'm sure there's a difference between the two, but does it really matter?).

  • Fucking vulgarian fucking vulgar.

    Um Donald? A large chunk of yer oil comes from Alberta (Canada City) and Mexico… not OPEC. You know… your neighbors.

    As for China… remember no taxation without representation thing that many of your supporters bitched about with regards to healthcare and pretty much anything? Yeah, irony.

    • BZ1

      Uuuh, Alberta is not a city…

      • Um, BTW maybe you haven't noticed either that neither is Canada.

        Hint as to where the Canada City Reference came from:

      • Lascauxcaveman

        No, it's a western suburb of Canada City. We know our geography pretty well around here.

        • BZ1

          waaaay too hip, I rely mainly on Andy Griffith tv allusions, meself…

    • GOPCrusher

      I just wonder what he thinks his next play would be when he tells OPEC how much we are going to pay for oil and China that he's going to tax them 25% and they say "Fuck you"?

  • baconzgood

    What the fuck. My fucking ears cant take this shitty language dick head. Really, Don! You think your in the cock sucking navy you little bitch? I got my fucking bastard kids here you fucking cunt and they don't need to hear this fucking shit.

    • neiltheblaze

      Well fucking said!

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      hahahahaha, made me fuckin' snort wine out my nose, again!

  • Fukui_sanYesOta

    Hmmm, what happened last time the US goverment said to OPEC "hey, don't do that, you fuckers"?

    Oh yeah, they embargoed the US.

    As for protectionist tariffs against China – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

    • Ruhe

      They don't have to be good ideas. It's the anger that counts. Did Obama the candidate have any good ideas? Who know since he can't really get anything done legislatively. But what counted at the time was the rhetoric of hope. I bought it. And now Donald is selling something that Bubba is going to love.

      • Guppy06

        "And now Donald is selling something that Bubba is going to love."


    • SorosBot

      He wouldn't really go for the tariffs since they would make his clothing line lose money.

      • Fukui_sanYesOta

        Not to mention absolutely fucking the US-based electronics firms who manufacture there (Apple etc etc etc)

        • OneDollarJuana

          The US-based electronics firms need to get back to the US. China is not a fair-trader wrt the US, and it's time we faced that.

          • comrad_darkness

            Non-fair trade, played right, is a boondoggle. Apple, et al, make a fortune riding on Chinese government subsidies for their suppliers. It's costing the Chinese people dearly in inflation. It won't last.

          • Fukui_sanYesOta

            Not gonna happen. Cost of labor, innit.

    • genxr

      Yeah in a free market we can simply choose not to buy their oil, right Trump? Haaaaaaa hahahaha!

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Guy's a fukkin' moron — thinks everything is just like Manhattan real estate, which he barely understands. (Sum total of Trump's knowledge: the price usually goes up.) Oil is a GLOBAL commodity. It goes where the money is, don't matter where it comes from. That's why drilling baby drilling would do squat to the price of oil. (That moose lady whose 15 minutes are up was also a fukkin' moron.)

  • comrad_darkness

    With that firm grasp on capitalism, it's no wonder he bankrupted a casino.

    • iburl

      Trump's answer to the pointing out of the fact of his multiple bankruptcies is very special.

      "I never went bankrupt! I used the law to screw the people I was dealing with so I wouldn't have to pay them! I was never bankrupt!"

      Trump should get this tattooed to his forehead (assuming that his "hair" is not glued to his forehead already):
      "Not Intended to be an Actual Person"

      • HELisforHEL

        I am amazed that his sycophants have let him wander this close to the edge. I wonder if they're all hoping he'll crash & burn or if they're as delusional as he is?

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          The ones who question him get fired. That leaves the sycophants.

  • MinAgain


  • elviouslyqueer

    Donald, Donald, Donald… if you're going to bandy about the word "fuck," you should at least try to be creative about it. Like so: "Fuck you to hell, Trump, you utter fucking waste of protoplasm."

    • Moonbat

      The Donald needs to set aside a couple of weeks to watch Deadwood and see how the masters do it.

      • fuflans

        damn. too late to this game i am. i will only add:

        Here’s my counter-offer to your counter-offer: go fuck yourself.

    • OneDollarJuana

      Isn't that "Fuck you! You fucking fuck!"?

      • elviouslyqueer

        But of course. Only with a bit more panache and slightly less Tourette's.

      • ChessieNefercat

        Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    "We hold these truths to self self fucking evident" "Four score and seven fucking years ago" Just using the flavor enhancer language MSG. What a twinkie.

    • LetUsBray

      "Don't fucking ask what you country can do for you. Ask what you can fucking do for your fucking country."

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Gimme your fucking poor, your fucking huddled masses yearning to be fucking free.

  • ttommyunger

    Palins are reportedly outraged over the gratuitous and excessive use of the word "Fuck"… Todd, Sarah and little "Bristle" declared, "Talk is cheap, Trump! Put your dick where your mouth is! Here in Freezietown we know the difference between doing it and just talking about it and we have the Rape Statistics, kids and STDs to prove it!"

    • tiredalways

      And $360 rape kits for everybody, also, too, youbethca:) and btw, fuck libel..

      • ttommyunger

        And Semen Libel, also, too!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "Anyway, what the fuck was up with that gaudy star thing behind him? "
    He's trying to suck up to Jerry Jones for a hefty campaign contribution. Fucking Dallas Cowboys, anyway.

  • Dr_Zoidberg

    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

    • The snakes can stay. Just get motherfucking Trump off this motherfucking plane(t).

  • RadioSuperman

    School goes up , school goes down, who can explain it?

    • PubOption

      Greg Mortenson?

    • 102415


  • metamarcisf

    The only way to balance this ticket is to pair him with a friendly approachable running mate like Stephanie Courtney.

    • Fukui_sanYesOta

      Or a rabid honey badger

    • GOPCrusher

      Or Courtney Love.

  • DashboardBuddha

    “We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that fucking price.”

    We don't fucking have someone in fucking Washington to do this because generally, you can't tell another fucking sovereign fucking nation what to do without fucking invading them.

    You know…it's not the profanity that gets me…it's the total, bull moose fucking stupidity.

    • comrad_darkness

      . . . oh, wait . . .

    • GOPCrusher

      Speaking of invading sovereign nations, when are we going to start seeing the benefits of the Iraqi oil revenues?

  • catchtheflava

    He seems pretty savvy on Afghanistan.

    "I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I DO agree with his Selma-killing policy…"

    • GregComlish

      That bitch is letting herself be elbowed out of the way by Trump, who is outclassing her in every possible way. Sarah was just a small time grifter with a string of luck. Trump is a Big League grifter extraordinaire.

  • Your move, Sarah "motherfucking" Palin

    • RadioSuperman

      Exactly, go ahead you fucking cunt, say something mongoloid.

    • Sarah responds: "What in the H-E-double hockey sticks!"

      • comrad_darkness

        More support for her being secretly Canadian. Her mother snuck over the border to give birth for free. Proof!

        • DahBoner

          It's all Obama's fault for choosing to be Black!

          McCain and Paling wisely choose to be White.

          That's why you will never hear anyone accusing them of being born in Panama and Canada…

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Sarah who?

  • ThundercatHo

    Scary hair, magic underwear and a grandpa who has spent his life looking at ladies' hoo has all day. This is going to be fun.

  • So courageous…and Wingtards are buying every minute of it…

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Next up for Mr. Language Person-I won't call your fraternity a "frat" if you don't call my country a bad ladypart word that rhymes with Trump, if you can't rhyme accurately.

    Needz moar bongz; he has enough mental Trucknutz.

  • ttommyunger

    (Thought bubble over Trump's hair) "Hmmmm. Dick where my mouth is……..hmmmmm.

  • thedeathofirony

    "Nice talk, sugar mouth"

    • Geminisunmars

      I think you mean "Nice talk, sphincter lips."

  • CapeClod

    Finest speech since Lincoln said in his Gettysburg address, "Now we are going to fuck Robert E. Lee in the liver."

    • sezme

      "Four score, and seven fucking years ago…"

  • RadioSuperman

    Yeah, but is he a constitutional common-sense conservative?

    • Guppy06

      More like "Would he blow Larry Craig?"

  • neiltheblaze

    Donald always was a silver-tongued lil devil.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    That whole white tiger thing really worked well for that Siegfried & Roy guy, so why not?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Hahahahaha. TOO SOON!

  • memzilla

    If Trump really wanted to help the US, he'd buy moar Chinese factories and cause them to file for bankruptcy.

  • freakishlywrong

    Carnival barkers don't say "fuck", tornadohead, so you just lost them as a constituency.

    • LetUsBray

      "Tornadohead" = fucking awesome.

  • charlesdegoal

    Could we agree to play a few no-trump hands, like for the rest of the month, or even the entire month of May? It's not so much the gross stupidity and arrogance as the hair, the nightmarish hair that gives me nausea.

  • comrad_darkness

    So, Donald, next week when the Chinese say, "You aren't going to raise the fucking price of that corn!" you're going to insist the U.S. roll over and sell it to them cheap, right?

    No, you aren't; you're a fucking hypocrite.

  • HobbesEvilTwin

    I bet Donald sure is fucking proud of himself today.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Given this guy's marital history, I would guess that the one subject that he does speak with authority on is fucking.

  • Pragmatist2

    Trump's nomination would be the first empirical proof of the existence of a benign and loving God. Which means it ain't going to happen. Damn!

    • prommie

      But, there is beer!

  • walstib

    "We build a hair helmet and they don't do a fucking thing CAUSE IT'S ON MY HEAD and they are FUCKING AFRAID OF ME."

    So sayeth the GOPtard and now Sarah is all sticky.


  • Terry

    I predict that the next most awesome thing to happen around Trump will be that someone checks his voter registration and he's either not registered to vote at all or is listed as a Democrat.

    • CapeClod

      That needs to be done immediately.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      My bet: he's always too damned busy making money to actually vote.

      • Terry

        Too damn busy driving a casino into bankruptcy

  • SorosBot

    Fucking cocksucking dick asshole cunt motherfucker shithead.

    • elviouslyqueer


      • Biel_ze_Bubba


    • prommie

      Thats some fine mental-patient string cursing, sir, good stuff. Thats the way I was taught to curse. Fuck Trump, that goddamn fucking motherfucking cocksucking fucking fucker.

    • HELisforHEL

      And those are his good qualities.

  • metamarcisf

    Listening to this guy makes me wish Sarah Palin was still around.

    • RadioSuperman

      Watch what you wish for.

    • ShaveTheWhales


    • GOPCrusher

      I don't think she could get a good cuss rant going without fucking it up.

      • LetUsBray

        And then she'd fucking quit half-way through.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Guess he got his presidential platform from that Robin Williams hoax email that makes the rounds every few years.

  • freakishlywrong

    Does he kiss his third wife with that mouth?

    • HELisforHEL

      The third one who looks just like the second one who looks just like the first one?

      Probably not. She probably employs 'Hooker's rules' with this clown. Since that's basically all she's doing anyway.

    • GOPCrusher

      Probably has to tongue punch her fart box in order to get the taste out of his mouth.

  • Arken

    I'm going to take a different view of this- I'm going to give him kudos, yes, I am actually giving kudos to the man who I otherwise think is an asshole. It's about time we end these stupid language taboos. 'Fuck' should be perfectly acceptable in public. And yeah, the context of the usage was moronic, but we need to stop being afraid of 'fuck.'

    • baconzgood

      I don't fear fucking. It actually is my favorite past time and I try to do it as much as I can.

    • metamarcisf

      How about "retard"?

      • Arken

        That's different. That is a word directed at a group of people to demean them. There is nothing demeaning or insulting about the word 'fuck' as is.

      • SorosBot

        It depends on the user; it's horribly offensive if said by a Jewish Democratic presidential aide, but fine for a fat drug-addicted racist radio hack to use.

        • ChessieNefercat

          It's also acceptable if used to insult a group of people (the fat drug-addicted racist radio hack did this), but not acceptable if you use the word to describe ideas, which is what the Jewish Democratic presidential aide did.

      • GOPCrusher

        Fucking retard is acceptable.

    • prommie

      Don't stop with ending the language taboo; fucking should be perfectly acceptable in public.

      • LetUsBray

        Especially between hot lesbians with strap-ons.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    When he goes full on L.B.J. and says this shit on the toilet he has my vote.

  • Papa_Uniform

    Hey, Donald. You need to get down to South Carolina and make that speech.

    • HELisforHEL

      Those churchie church bible beaters would clutch their pearls for certain. That would be fun to watch. Offensive asshole talking to offensive assholes. Perhaps the ground would open up and swallow them all whole.

  • Loved the standing ovation in the video. I, too, applaud when being obviously lied to by cynical vulgarians, and the f-bombs give me that extra little visceral sensation (like pre-cumming) that I need to stand there and applaud like a total fucking retard, which is what those people assembled there so thunderously are.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Well, at least the Afghans are straightforward. We build a school there and they blow it up. We build a school here and the Republicans cut funding to the school district and call the teachers a bunch of commies.

    • Pithaughn

      First they cherry pick the over achievers and get them into a charter school where the learning is bible based and christ centric. Then they fuck the public school over with crappy standards tests based funding and meritocracy bull fuckin shit.

      • ChessieNefercat

        Then, via corruption (i.e., the sacred not-to-be-interfered-with making of a profit), they also fail to educate the students in the charter schools.

  • Serolf_Divad

    Oh, God, please let it be Trump… please…

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Somewhere, George Carlin is smiling.

    • proudgrampa

      God, I miss him.

  • But does he dream?

  • widestanceroman

    Do you kiss your own reflection with that mouth, Donny?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Yup – with tongue action.

  • Hatrabbit

    I'm just happy Charlie Sheen landed on his feet with a job as Trump's speech writer.

  • baconzgood

    Jesus….The mouth on that guy.

  • smitallica

    No, you misheard him. What he actually said was:
    "Look at me!! Please!! Seriously! Look at me!! Pay attention to me! I wasn't just humiliated in front of the entire world, and by one of "the blacks," no less! Seriously, I still matter! LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!"

  • I wonder what Saudi Arabia thinks of his speech?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    We should cut him a little slack, though; turns out he just got out of the Carrot Top show at the Luxor. "Fucking 80 fucking dollars for fucking that?!?!? Fuck!!!"

  • carlgt1

    how presidential!

    • SorosBot

      It's very presidential; specifically it's reminiscent of the taped conversations of that cocksucker Nixon (without the overt anti-semitism).

    • SorosBot

      (Damn the vanishing reply problem is back; this will probably turn into a double post)

      It is presidential, as it's reminiscent of the tapes from that cocksucker Richard Fucking Nixon.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    America, Fuck Yeah!!

    • prommie

      Fuckin'-A right, man.

  • Guppy06

    Psst, Donald…

    Republican voters don't care about Brooklyn. Try Nassau.

    • comrad_darkness

      Yeah, damn left-coast elitist fucking bastard.

  • This joke campaign is over now. Republican women tolerate all kinds of abuse and humiliation at home, but they won't endure profanity in public.

    • SudsMcKenzie

      Tell that to Wendy Vitter.

  • Redhead

    I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of f-bombs and other curses on his comedy central roast, too.

    I dare ANYONE here to say "on his comedy central roast" and "presidential candidate" in the same sentence and keep a straight face.

    • genxr

      I'll give it a shot: On his comedy central roast, presidential candidate Trump laid out his 20 point plan for energy independence and economic stability.

      You're right, I can't do that with a straight face.

  • LiveToServeYa

    "Look, a presidency is a fucking valuable thing, you just don't give it away for nothing." Which proves that Blago and Trumpo could swap hair, yet their neuroses would persist. It ain't the hair, it's what's under it.

  • jakegittes

    Ray: Wet'th go to the thzoo?

    Jerry: Fuckin' zoo is closed, Ray.

    Ray: [Whispering]. You thaid fuck.

  • In the immortal words of Terry Southern (RIP) from "Candy": "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, hump, hump" spoken a number of times by Candy Christian's mother.

  • proudgrampa

    I, for one, am shocked, simply shocked, I say, at such appalling language.

    What the fuck was he thinking???

  • comrad_darkness

    He wants to stop with the Chinese shit, but he just can't. He wants someone to spank him for having all that stuff he ordered from factories in China. Really he does. A really long spanking.

  • BerkeleyBear

    Rahm actually has a functioning frontal lobe. He'd throw his grandmother under a bus to win a game of checkers, much less an election, but he would never have done anything as studpid as Trump's Bither/college records/stool sample obsessions.

  • DaSandman

    Suck up to the Teabags, wake up covered in Santorum.

    Wait, Trump was already a career assclown majoring in bankruptcy.

    Never mind. We now return you to the fuck.

  • Schmannnity

    Once you have the nosepickers in your pocket, it's time to sew up the thug and Jersey Shore and stevedore vote. "Hey Napolitano, you cunt, stop the searches of grandmas at airports."

  • Duly_Noted

    A potty mouth, an extremely loose grasp of how capitalism works (Not to mention diplomacy) and a needy, pathetic hunger for attention…the man is the perfect candidate for the GOP nomination!

    It's going to be a fun few months.

  • tiredalways

    Thats fucking fuck libel, you know..

  • Wadisay

    This is all part of the GOP's master plan to make whichever lunatic turns out to be its 2012 nominee (and it won't be Trump) look like Winston Fucking Churchill.

  • prommie

    Farging icehole. I'll cut your bells off.

  • prommie

    He needs to transcribe this speach onto a huge piece of plywood, and mount it on the back of a pickup truck. It would look right at home, the grasp of diplomacy, foreign policy, trade policy, and economics is really right up there with the highest level of trucknuts-sporting camo-clothing attired batshit NRA nutbagger. To quote Archie Leach, he is a true vulgarian, and even dumber than I ever gave him credit for. Cocaine is a hell of a drug (remember when his intellectual pal Regis Philbin had to go to the hospital with a near heart-attack after partying all night with Trump? How many hookers, how much blow, was involved there?).

  • Schmannnity

    Trump re-enacts history:

    Give me liberty or kiss my fucking ass!

    Blow me, full speed ahead!

    A house divided against itself is full of cocksuckers.

    December 7, 1941, a date that will fucking live in infamy.

    I have a dream that this cunt Palin will go back to Alaska.

  • Poindexter718

    TRUMP: I have very good relations with The Fucks.
    Some of my best friends are rich Fucks … my supporters are all dumb Fucks … and my many wives were all cheap Fucks

  • Poindexter718

    Trump Deported to Sweden; Says He's Not from There

  • capnhuggyface

    do you kiss melania with that mouth?

  • crybabyboehner

    He is one classy fucker.

  • James Michael Curley

    The New York Daily News: "Selective service records Donald Trump didn't want anyone to see how he dodged the Vietnam War due to a medical deferment, not a high draft number as he has claimed. The records indicate Trump was granted a series of student deferments before graduating from college, and then was deemed physically unacceptable for military service after he graduated.

    That was the term, "physically unacceptable" they used for gay men if I remember correctly.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      To the Republicans, the ability to weasel out of Vietnam successfully ranks a lot higher in importance than actually having served. At least that's what the record seems to indicate. So this should not be a dealbreaker.

    • As I recall According to history books, there were a lot more draft age gay men during Vietnam.

      • James Michael Curley

        What History Books? All I needed to know about the draft I learned from Arlo Gutherie and, uh, getting drafted.

        • BaldarTFlagass

          "You're our boy."

  • Gopherit

    In addition to being a vulgarian, he's also completely fucking wrong.

    • mereoblivion

      Well spotted! But he's right about (not) getting a fucking school in Brooklyn. Which according to my polling makes him a shoo-in.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Is there any way to appeal to the teabaggers WITHOUT being completely wrong?

  • BZ1

    'nuf already, the Donald is now just thrashing around….

  • You know who else said lower the fucking price?

    OK, it was me. Negotiating with a hooker.

  • Imagine how the Repubicans would react if Obama said "fuck" publicly about anything. I would not expect a standing ovation. Michele Bachmann would get the vapors and impeachment would follow for the high crime of offending the delicacy of our womenfolk.

  • mormos

    I'm going to laugh at you all when this man actually becomes president in 2012… then kill myself.

  • Ladies and Gentlemen … The Aristocrat!

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Finally, a candidate delivers stump speeches the whole family can enjoy!

  • SheriffRoscoe

    It's okay, guys! Franklin Graham covered Trump's ass last Sunday on Christiane Amanpour's teevee show. God approves!

  • You lick your daughter's pussy with that mouth?

    • prommie

      Delightful, sir, simply delightful. Though I am slightly scared of you now.

  • Gold_ManSacks

    If that guy was any more presidential he'd shit Bald Eagle eggs.

  • skytrucker

    Thanks for trying out, Mr. Trump. We'll let you know….

  • Fox n Fiends

    I'm fucking voting for this fuck, guaranfuckingteed.

  • Gopherit

    I can't wait until Trump tries to show how virile he is ala Putin and gets raped by a grizzly bear. Or Todd and Sarah. Or all three.

  • Well, fuck. You fucking sleep in a little for fucking once, see a great fucking topic to comment on and the motherfucking Wonkette fuckers have already picked the carcass clean. Fuck.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Still some marrow in his fucking bones… go for it.

  • Beetagger

    I think he's damaging his brand here.

  • SorosBot

    Trump is definitely gonna win now that he's gotten the coveted endorsement of Joey Lawrence:

    Complete with several obviously racist statements the idiot probably thinks were coded. Who knew his one famous role as a total moron involved no acting?

  • pollysylablic

    Open Bar?
    Count me in!

  • widestanceroman

    So he can keep his lips pure for blowing dead rats (look at them, you know that's how they got that way)?

  • Buckminster

    What a brain-dead moron. If your idea of creativity and pluck is sprinkling your conversations with the f-bomb, you probably should be doing something else with your life, like becoming a janitor or a crossing guard. Get out of the public eye, Sparky.

  • problemwithcaring

    This cartoonish buffoon is the answer to your laughable requests for more "populous anger" in political leadership, America.

    Enjoy it!

  • prommie

    They don't know how to rock in Shelbyville.

  • Wow, he's going ghetto! He's gettin' all street with us! I wonder how this exposes his secret leanings towards black liberation theology!

    Oh, it's a white guy (not Joe Biden)? Okay, never mind.

  • owhatever

    If the fucking Founding Fathers had wanted the fucking price of oil to go up to five dollars a fucking gallon, then that fucking Jefferson Thomas would have said so in that fucking Constipation.

  • GOPCrusher

    I'm going to try that tonight at my local gas station. FUCK YOU, I'M NOT PAYING THAT MUCH!
    Let you know how that works out.

  • The Violent Fucking Combover Of Truth Tour.

  • mourningnmerica

    May 21 can't come soon enough. We are "exceptional" indeed.

  • sportshort

    What a man's man! I was coming like a porn star! Can we just please elect him now and get him into these situations where he will say, "Fuck all y'alls and give us the oil and the land and fuck you if you even try to fuck with us, fuckers." See, that's how a MAN should talk. A man says things like that. Yes, a man does. Well, a simple man, anyway. A humble man. A man of the people. I'm making myself cry, now. I'm fired.

  • lulzmonger

    Repulsive pathetic attention-whore is pathetic & repulsive.
    Also, needs more pie in face.


    Donald may become President one day, but he will never ever be a good commentator at

  • Mission Fucking Accomplished

    • The fucking buck stops up yer azz.

  • Aw, it thinks it's still a superpower.

  • Schmegeg

    The Making of the President 2012, coming soon to HBO, a new series from David Milch

  • lochnessmonster

    Stick a fork in him, he's done.

  • freddymcmurray

    The F word? You mean falafel?

  • NadePaulKuciGravMcKi

    Montrose, Neocon Trump, and the Federal Reserve.

    Take away all my silver
    Take away all my gold
    And hand me a stack of paper
    Paper money don't hold
    Paper money don't hold …

  • Yes, I'm a fucking blogwhore.

  • Negropolis

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So, hedging my bets, I've decided to do both at the same time. WIN(ing!)

    Honestly, how crazy was that reaction? Surely, we are in the early-to-mid stages of Idiocracy, here, no?

  • mikeC

    He has millions, how much do you have” Been a crossing guard long?

  • Otto

    You are correct! Trump was living with a boy friend at the time and was openly doing all the gay activities to convince people that he is gay to stay out of the military. Actually Trump is not gay but he was living a gay lifestyle to avoid the military.

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