Luckily, none of his supporters can read.
Tipster “Alan S.” notes one can see Donald Trump’s prescription pill bottles in a couple of his video blogs. But more interesting is something else we spotted sitting on his desk: Trump’s book The America We Deserve, which was written up quickly to detail his political views in preparation for a potential Reform Party presidential bid in 2000. Trump’s copy appears to be filled with Post-It notes, as if he’s had to take notes on the things he’s supposed to believe. And, not coincidentally, the media has started to notice the things he wrote in that book don’t really match up with what he says on the fake-campaign trail these days.

“We must have universal healthcare,” wrote Trump. “I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on this one. We should not hear so many stories of families ruined by healthcare expenses.”

The goal of health care reform, wrote Trump, should be a system that looks a lot like Canada. “Doctors might be paid less than they are now, as is the case in Canada, but they would be able to treat more patients because of the reduction in their paperwork,” he writes.

Whoops! That one’s gonna need a sticky note.

Even though Trump apparently re-read his old book, he’s still making his campaign up as he goes along and has pretty much taken as few issue positions as is possible. But considering he wrote in the book that he supports abortion rights and proposes tax hikes, there’s probably not much in there for a guy who now says he loves the Tea Party.

Also, a MACBOOK? This man has a MacBook on his desk? We sincerely doubt this man knows how to use a computer. It must be one of those fake cardboard laptops they put on desks at the store.

And, more often than not in these videos, there’s a glass of brown liquid. That must be the magical serum that allows him to be such an unamusing pile of human excrement. [Slate]

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  • Texan_Bulldog

    So, basically, circa 2000 Donald Trump much less douchier than circa 2011 Donald Trump. Living proof that getting old does make you demented, cranky and racist.

    • widestanceroman

      Hey, now I'm not racist (and get the hell off my lawn).

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Sadly, 9/11 gave a lot of people leave to let their docheness flow.

  • CliveWarren

    Oh my god, is he a proponent of… OmniCare? He is doomed.

    • genxr

      He's way to the left of Obama, pushing Canadacare like that.

      On the plus side, Sarah Palin won't have to sneak across the border to get health care anymore.

  • oneofTHEBLACKS

    3 words. Trump the Chump.

  • Gopherit

    A copy of his own book and a mac laptop? If there's cialis in one of those pill bottles, I bet this place also doubles as his masturbatorium. In that case, don't even ask about the brown liquid.

    • RadioAfterbirther

      ♫ ♬ If I could put santorum in a bottle,
      the first thing that I'd like to do…♫ ♬

    • undeterredbyreality

      Isn't that "Gold Bond Medicated Powder" in the background? Getting a little chafed, Donny?

    • LetUsBray

      Wait, are you saying he faps to the cover of his own book? I should have guessed.

    • mourningnmerica

      It's santorum.

    • zhubajie

      Cheap rum?

  • fuflans

    the dreaded post-it notes of truth.

  • nounverb911

    Trump is not aging gracefully.

    • Trump does nothing gracefully.

    • flamingpdog

      10 years ago, his hair had cleavage. Now it's all droopy there.

  • Bezoar

    It would be great if we could get him to talk while undergoing magnetic resonance imaging of his brain. Totally new paradigm.

  • nounverb911

    Is that a bottle of viagra on his desk?

    • FraAnima

      No, he's just happy to see you.

  • OkieDokieDog

    Let's see… Rogaine, Viagra and other male enhancement supplements bought at 2AM from the teevee ads, and a bottle of stupid pills.

    • ChapterUndVerse

      I thought the Trump was a dealer in stupid pills. He's certainly been terminally successful with them.

  • DaRooster

    "The goal of health care reform, wrote Trump, should be a system that looks a lot like Canada"
    "… except with a slightly different, thinner leaf!"

    • RadioAfterbirther

      He really said that?
      haha, hahaha,
      Let's watch him spin his way out of 10 years of wingtard propaganda that vociferously has fought a reasonable idea like that.

  • nounverb911

    Too much Botox?

    • themcwow

      that and what ever made Elvis bloated

    • Bo had nothing to do with Trumpette's toxicity. The Donald got started on that shortly after birth when digging under third base where instead of finding the triple he was so sure that he hit he found BP's spittle.

  • slithytoves

    Why is he always so squinty? It's like puckering assholes of the face.

  • philpjfry

    Trump has to be just fucking with us. He can't really be serious about wanting to be President and nobody can think he actualy should be. Right? This must be a late April fools joke right? Or do I have to move to Canada and make nice with polar bears, while we still have them. The only douchbags stupider than the Donald are the morons who support him. Makes me wish my grandparents never came to this country.

    • DaRooster

      Are you forgetting The Refudiator? At least while you are in a Canadian waiting room you might see her getting Socialist Healthcare…

  • arihaya

    not only his positions on issues getting worse,, his HAIR is also getting worse

  • SorosBot

    So basically, he's only down with the teabaggers in shared hatred of having a black guy in the White House.

  • Warpde

    Just shows what happens when you get someone to write a book for you and not proof read it.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Pity the poor bastard who wrote Sarah's second book and couldn't plumb the bottomless well of nothingness in that brain of hers and just got rights to various pieces of shit poems and such and reprinted them.

  • Were these masterpieces printed in China as well?

    • nounverb911

      Genuine oil paintings, framed only $19.95, see if we are in your neighborhood this weekend only.

  • RedneckMuslin

    Lessee the tax returns or STFU.

  • nounverb911

    OT (sortof): When is NBC going to cancel this putz? Lawrence O'Donnell was all over NBC last night.

  • elviouslyqueer

    The books? Remainders.
    The post-it-notes? Places that Donald likes to fap especially hard over.
    The computer? Belongs to his administrative assistant Bunny Cumlover. Has 250k of hard drive space left due to an impressive collection of scat porn (see also brown liquid, glass of)
    The pills? Viagra and Lipitor, neither of which have been refilled since 1997.

    • Barb

      Speaking of other things that haven't been "refilled" let's not forget his wife, Malania. There is no way she let him do "the dirty deed of darkness" with her after the nuptials. Now she has that 12 carat diamond, she should know what hard is supposed to feel like.

    • SorosBot

      69 upfists for Bunny Cumlover.

  • Lucidamente1

    I thought the title was "Trump is the America We Deserve"

    • whiskeybaby

      The truth makes me sad.

  • loulouroo

    STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!! He's just a media whore begging for attention and you as well as we are all falling for it! Let him die a lonely obscure death without us, please. Like I say about child-rearing, don't reward bad behavior by coddling the temper tantrum. Ugh.

    • But this is like beating ourselves over the head with a hammer. It will feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good when we stop.

  • iburl

    Trump is not running. He just wants attention, not responsibility.

    • GOPCrusher

      Agreed. And now that the Obama Birth Certificate has been revealed, his only reason of existence is gone.

  • mavenmaven

    Like any expert entertainer, he knows his audience, and he knows his audience doesn't know or remember anything except their core hatreds for dark skinned folks.

  • FannyBurney

    Why do I have the creepy feeling that if he runs, he'll ask Palin to be his VP?

    • Lucidamente1

      "I'm telling you, she is total quality MILF material. World class. And that's why I chose her."

    • DashboardBuddha

      I'm already laughing.

    • emmelemm

      It's just like the Miss America pageant! (Or the Miss USA, whatever, I don't remember which one Trumpie owns.)

    • BerkeleyBear

      Doonesbury was all over it, having her run the "investigation" team.

    • genxr

      The only way to choose a VP is with a new reality show. Palin, Snooky, and Flavor Flav will be contestants. Too bad Gary Coleman isn't available.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      He's so great, he plans to be his own VP.

  • emmelemm

    Wow… I kinda don't mind the Trump of 2000. Can we get a time machine up in this bitch?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Really, if anyone's serious about Trump, they should hold their nose and watch The Apprentice. You know what happens to contestants who display honesty and integrity? Trump fires them. Usually he notes that they have honesty and integrity though, if that's any consolation.

    • bitchincamaro2

      Donald's got balls of brass-plated goober peas. Cuz that's what it takes to do like he do.

  • Boredw/Gravitas

    He could write anything in those books and say the direct opposite in public. His fan base will never know because they are illiterate morans.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    You know who else wrote a book that called for lots of sticky notes?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Dostoevsky? That whole Russian thing of calling people by three or four different names drives me crazy.

    • nounverb911

      Winona Ryder?

    • SorosBot

      Bob Guccione?

      • harry_palmer

        Doh! While I was trying to rememer his name and had to go with Hef, you beat me to the punch!

        • SorosBot

          But Hef just gave us photos of naked chicks, alongside pseudo-intellectual articles and Norman Mailer's latest claptrap about his waning libido. The late Bob gave us the "I never thought this would happen to men, but…" written porn, alongside actual hardcore pornographic photos.

    • harry_palmer

      Hugh Hefner?

    • Doktor Zoom

      Larry Flynt's One Nation Under Sex: How the Private Lives of Presidents, First Ladies and Their Lovers Changed the Course of American History From 15.99 on Amazon.

      (As advertised on Wonkette, before Flynt boycotted the site!)

    • CalamityJames
    • elviouslyqueer
      • SheriffRoscoe

        ♫♪♫ Happy trails to you…! ♪♫♪

      • RadioAfterbirther

        You can save $1.89 if you order now.

    • RadioAfterbirther

      Palin's Mein Alaskampf?

    • GOPCrusher

      Arthur Fry?

  • undeterredbyreality

    Title typo: Says Trump Re-reads…. Can't redo what you haven't done. But how could he have hired such a liberal to write his book for him? Oh yeah. Two bankrupt casinos, incompetent hair stylist, etc. He's just incompetent, period.

  • thefrontpage

    Donald Trump is mentally deranged, psycho, a racist moron, crazy, a nutcase, a loon, and a radical Muslim Islamic Kenyan socialist terrorist who does not have a legal birth certificate, has never had a legal birth certificate, is an illegal immigrant, and bought his way into all of the so-called "schools" that he attended.

  • Ask not what the Donald can do for you, ask what you can do for the Donald.

  • Geminisunmars


  • Hatrabbit

    He re-read that!

    My God, the things this man will do for his beloved America.

    Elect him, now.

  • DashboardBuddha

    I'll give this to Donny…at least he's not writing on his palm.

  • hagajim

    See how much fun you can have when you are not really running for anything – except chief attention whore.

  • ganmerlad

    You want to know what is really wrong with this guy? He squints. Can't see the whites of his eyes…

    • Doktor Zoom

      And, you know, the thing about Trump… he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

      • ganmerlad

        That part of "Barbarella" was amazing. I can't believe you got it!

        • Doktor Zoom

          Don't be ridiculous. I've memorized every line of The Sound of Music.

          • ganmerlad

            I was hoping for a Duran Duran joke.

          • Doktor Zoom

            Oh, sorry. Guess I just never liked the hippetty-hoppetty music all that much.

    • DaRooster

      However, he CAN see the whites WITH his eyes.

      • ganmerlad

        If he couldn't, he would keep running into doors.

  • SayItWithWookies

    The Donald is also rethinking his whole "having a great relationship with the blacks" thing, if this is any indication:

    Trump spent some time extolling infrastructure investments made by China and other countries, suggesting the U.S. should follow suit. This prompted Les Trent, a reporter for Inside Edition, to ask Trump: “Isn’t that what President Obama tried to do with his stimulus package?”

    Trump’s response to Trent, who is African American, was “Look, I know you are a big Obama fan.” Trent replied, “Why do you say that?”

    • undeterredbyreality

      This guy is just too stupid for words. How does he walk with his feet in his mouth all the time?

      Shut the fuck up, Donny.

    • BerkeleyBear

      Uh, because you are so well spoken. And, um, part of the media, who are all in league with this criminal conspiracy.

      • FraAnima

        and urban.

    • Mumbletypeg

      Maybe he & George Allen are coached by the same spiritual advisor.

  • CapeClod

    Why doesn't he just go straight to hawking his own magic elixar?

  • pinkocommi

    "… one can see Donald Trump’s prescription pill bottles"

    Funny… I would have taken him for a guy who exclusively snorts coke off hookers' tits.

    • DaRooster

      They are prescription "Blow Hard Pills"… He is so proud, and he is amazed at the good things he has done… and proud of himself… and the things… you'll be amazed too… when you see the great things… and amazing… proud things…

    • MadBrahms

      Hey, sometimes a man needs a little assistance before he dives into the hookers and blow. I bet mixing Cialis and cocaine gives you a wicked Boehner.

  • _DA

    God, wouldn't it be awful if every little money grubbing sack of shit who went through medical school didn't automatically get $200,000 a year in a healthcare system that's increasingly excluding just about everyone except the well-off.

    I absolutely fail to understand where the hate is for the (in my mind) fairly obvious greed on the part of an increasing number of M.Ds. Sooner or later this is gonna be like law school was 10-20 years ago.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      To be fair, most of the doctors coming out of med school owe something like $100,000 on school loans. Fixing boobs and noses for rich women will pay it off, but not family practice or pediatrics. That's the libertardian free market at work — ain't it great?

  • OT

    With the horrific tornadoes in the South, 270 +/- dead as of last count, it is interesting to note the absence of the Religiosity Monsters spouting how this is God wreaking vengeance on something or another done by us libtards. Just sayin'.

    Be safe all you southern Wonketteers. In fact, be safe all you Southerners, teatards included.

    • Rosie_Scenario

      God sends a lightning bolt to those that displease him. Like the one that struck the White House the other day.

    • ChapterUndVerse

      Now, you know that's about the prince of this world making his mark on all the right-thinking folk.

  • I have stated my position on this issue many times. If you'd just take the time to buy my books and read them…and watch my show…while wearing my cologne and Men's Wear, you wouldn't need to ask that question. Next question?!

  • BerkeleyBear

    Between this twit, Bachmann's derangement, Paul's psychosis, Huckabess brazen two facedness, and the boring ass pu pu platter of Romney/Pawlenty/Daniels, the cognitive dissonance might just make the GOP implode at last. I'm with Jon Stewart – I pray this clown (and all the rest) run, for entertainment value only.

  • metamarcisf

    Headline of the day (Foxnews):

    "Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship"

    The Shit has now officially hit the fan.

  • Might I suggest Trump Vodka instead?

  • …in envy of Jack Layton's very masculine mustache.

    it's going to suck for Harper the Insecure to lose to a man with no lack of self-confidence. and I don't mean Ignatieff, obviously.

  • FraAnima

    that's his dropped a duece face.

    Which for him these days is better than an orgasm.

  • JackDempsey1

    The post-its mark the pages where he mentions the names of his wives and children, their personal interests and endearing traits. He consults the book just before dinner. Since the book came out 10 years ago, some of the info is tragically out of date. But his family appreciates the effort.

  • whiskeybaby

    That face should be illegal.

  • fartknocker

    I'm tired of the TurdRump. Jack, can you please share something about Trump's current or former wives and include photos with nice breasts?

  • DahBoner

    If it's brown, open your mouth and toss it down…

  • JackObin

    Would someone just shoot that idiot pile of skunk droppings? For the love of good christ. That hair….that smirk…. that lard.

  • Doktor Zoom

    I think we're gonna need a bigger meme.

    • ganmerlad

      I can't decide between the gopher and the cat, but you are right.

      • Doktor Zoom

        Chinese Resturant Guy: Hey! Ever hear of a cat gopher?

        Breckin Meyer: Cat gopher? What's a cat gopher?

        Chinese Resturant Guy: Cat go for $6 if I put MSG on it!

  • J Rbt. Oppenheiner

    Surely there is a pharmacist Wonketeer who recognizes one of those medicine bottles?

  • Mort_Sinclair

    $20 says his pubic hair is pink

  • LetUsBray

    A combover that massive and elaborate takes time; it's sort of a hideous cathedral of hair.

  • ttommyunger

    Alt. Caption: "Do farts have lumps?" Also, too, doubt this dumb cunt ever wrote, or read a book in his worthless life.

  • widget2011

    re-reed my ass.

  • di_da_is_alpha

    I've never been much of a Trump fan, but it's been fun watching him pull Obama's strings.

    "Dance, my puppet, dance!!" Heheheh

    Now he should say, "Gas is $4.00 a gallon and climbing, and you have a moratorium on offshore oil drilling while simultaneously encouraging other countries to drill so we can be their customer? That's stupid. Rescind the moratorium, Mr President. Do it now."

    And before you go off about green energy, I lived totally off the grid for two years, strictly solar, in sunny California, and solar is expensive and inefficient. I'm not saying we shouldn't keep trying to improve alternate energy sources, and look for new ones, but to think we can just give up fossil fuels overnight is unrealistic.

    • mourningnmerica

      Who said we could give up fossil fuels overnight? It's a false premise. We should have already been working on alternative energy sources 30 fucking years ago.

      And when you say "…keep trying to improve alternate energy sources…" again, a false premise. The only thing that has been done is to IMPEDE the development of these technologies, to date. We could have already been at 20%-25% wind by now. Spain, with inferior wind patterns, is at 20% now.

      And offshore drilling has nothing to do with the price of gasoline. You imply that offshore drilling is somehow good for the country. Putz.

    • zhubajie

      Why not just get used to $4 gas? It might encourage our "conservatives" to conserve!

  • catholic4condom

    I would have voted for the 2000 John McCain in 2004. But he pussed out primarying a sitting president sowing the seeds of the 2008 Palin whipped crank he turned into in 2008. I'm pretty sure the 2000 Trump is a douche although not as much as a douche as the 2012 Trump. His douchiness is rising exponetially. By 2020 his douchiness will be infinite.

  • MadBrahms

    "…more often than not in these videos, there’s a glass of brown liquid"

    It's ectoplasm. When he's off camera, he shapeshifts his *entire body* into that very same cup, becoming a literal tall glass of shit.

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