ROAD PRAYER WARRIORS  2:15 pm April 28, 2011

Pickup Truck Warns of Impending ‘Muslim Attack’

by Jack Stuef

Mo' truck mo' problemsWHY WON’T AMERICA LISTEN TO THE PICKUP TRUCKS? Our nation’s pickup trucks are always alerting citizens to new threats, but nobody seems to listen, even though we do our part to bring them to the people. Things are getting so bad that it’s no longer enough to post messages on your truck; you now have to attach giant signs to let people know about the apocalypse that will be precipitated by Muslims overthrowing their dictators. It may be confusing that the same pickup trucks that were once proclaiming terrorists hate freedom are now afraid that “terrorists” want freedom, but, uh… hey, look at that Simba stuffed animal sitting up there. That’s pretty cool.

This is from new Islamophobe world headquarters Orange County, of course:

Keep on truck-hatin'

How does one “harden” a bomb shelter, anyway? Like, build yet another wall around everything? Or is this truck referring to the Pokemon move “Harden”?

And why does Simba hate Muslims? Was Scar Muslim? [thanks to Wonkette operative "Jim C."]

 
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Doktor Zoom April 28, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Nah, I don't imagine he gets very good mileage with that sucker stickin' up back there.

DashboardBuddha April 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

LOLOLOL…like he can make a connection between bad gas mileage and propping up the very people he hates.

HELisforHEL April 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm

That's the heart of it. Funny how nearly all the truly idiotic notices like this are attached to gas-sucking pigmobiles. Dopes.OR ARE THEY DOWNRIGHT STUPID?!1!1!?2

SheriffRoscoe April 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm

If only we would listen to conservatives and fuck-up the environment a little bit, and DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW, we could all be driving large, heavy trucks with billboards adhered to the tailgate in a non-aerodynamic fashion. QED.

GOPCrusher April 28, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Just like our fore fathers did!

AJW@[redacted] April 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Plus, in California you pay dearly to register a pickemup truck, being a commercial vehicle and all. That's how you know he's serious!

Negropolis April 29, 2011 at 1:10 am

Ha! good mileage with a pickup, at all, is more like it.

DashboardBuddha April 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Armageddon tired of this crap. 5/21 is starting to get a Christmas feel. Only x days 'til Jesus returns.

Mark your calendars!

Ruhe April 28, 2011 at 2:42 pm

I'll be dressing up as the Grinch for that and cupping a hand to my ear. "All the believers down in Jeebus-ville will weep boo-hoo when santy doesn't come to rapture them away."
"Ah" said the Grinch "that is a sound I simply must hear!"

DashboardBuddha April 28, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Awesome!

JustPixelz April 28, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Waaay ahead of you. I stopped taking my anti-psychotic meds, am eating fried cheese fries for every meal, and just told my boss what I REALLY think — with a sign on my pickup truck of course.

tessiee April 28, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Armageddon outta here!

DashboardBuddha April 28, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Good idea! Armageddon out of here while the geddon is good.

CrankyLttlCamperette April 28, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Need moar TRUCKNUTZZZZ!

Chillwaver April 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Why is it that you'll never see a Prius with these kind of signs?

CZL April 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Prius owners are too meek?

SheriffRoscoe April 28, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Large billboard attached to the vehicle = low fuel economy.

AJW@[redacted] April 28, 2011 at 2:51 pm

There's a Prius in my town with "Glenn Beck is my Educator" scrawled across the back in tempera paint. I never have my camera ready when I see it.

Chillwaver April 28, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Look under the hood – I'm sure it's got a HEMI installed…

_DA April 28, 2011 at 9:18 pm

Sadly (or not, depending on how you approach this), the Prius is very mainstream these days. They said on the radio the other day it's been ten years since it came out.

I've seen Prii with plenty of fun bumperstickers on them. Granted, the really insane stuff is usually reserved for pickups, rusted-out 1990s Chrysler minivans, or the constant stream of 2003 Buick Grandmamobiles I see on the roads here, but I don't think anyone really sees the Prius as a treehugger car anymore.

freakishlywrong April 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

The Nutz are driving the trucks now, I see.

CapeClod April 28, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Win.

DashboardBuddha April 28, 2011 at 3:08 pm

They're the only ones with the balls to face facts.

HuddledMass May 1, 2011 at 7:31 pm

Oh well played, sir/madam, well played indeed.

MittsHairHelmet April 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

That can't be street legal.

themcwow April 28, 2011 at 3:09 pm

I am sure I've seen this vehicle in the Ralph's parking lot, huge boom box blaring "Proud to Be an American," and the Huntington Beach police are afraid to approach or agree with this expression of freedom.

evanm42 April 29, 2011 at 6:06 am

Definitely not street legal. But, are you gonna be the cop to stop him and issue a ticket? Just imagine how many guns and/or body parts there are in that truck

smokefilledroommate April 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

tl;dr

Texan_Bulldog April 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Really, all that angst over what's going on in Israel? I find it hard to believe he could even find Israel on a map. Frankly, I think his fellow bubbas are more upset about the nigra in the White House.

Also, where's the gun rack?

V572..whatever April 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Israelis are hardening their bomb shelters for the same reason we're building more fighters and warships: because it's good business for defense contractors. Civil engineers need government contracts too, you know.

justkillmenow April 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Depends on if he uses one of the FOX maps.

charlesdegoal April 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Tolerant and politically correct is not necessarily incompatible with stupid. Actually, I can't think of many attributes that are incompatible with stupid.
Still, I liked it better when trucks just said PASS / DIE.

GOPCrusher April 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm

DON'T HONK, I'M BUSY RELOADING!

mull_man April 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm

When are our mental health institutions going to show patients how to work the "caps lock" key?

trondant April 28, 2011 at 3:06 pm

You ever tried typing with your nose because they won't take off the straitjacket?

Mkloz April 28, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Hakuna matata means DEATH TO INFIDELS in some languages (or so I've heard on the Talk Radios).

Chillwaver April 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm

"Quick, to the Breitard Mobile!"

prommie April 28, 2011 at 2:29 pm

AKA "the Batshit Mobile."

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 28, 2011 at 2:52 pm

When you get in, just push aside the condoms and lube.

fartknocker April 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm

His spelling is relatively good. It's nice to see the goofy bastard found Microsoft Works on his Walmart P.C.

smokefilledroommate April 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Does that thing have a mast?

__kth__ April 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Israel could indeed harden their oddly-unhardened bomb shelters to fend off the Muslim hordes, but wouldn't it be easier for them to use some of the hundreds of nukes they've amassed?

Ducksworthy April 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm

This person has the Downright Stupid right.

ablington April 28, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Jack, I'm sure Glenn Beck hawks a product specifically for hardening bomb shelters. I wouldn't worry about it.

EatsBabyDingos April 28, 2011 at 2:25 pm

"Harden" refers to "Harden & Weaver," who were ancient sages in the land of "radio" on a giant of a station known as "WMAL" in the land of bad pun jokes. Like the giant salt monster that kicked the nomadic Trids down the hill when the Trids went looking for salt. One day a rabbi went up a hill to watch the kicking, but he was unaccosted by the salt monster. The rabbi asked why only the Trids got kicked down the hill, and the salt monster replied "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids."

So, obviously, Isreal is looking for more Trids.

DaRooster April 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Harden bomb shelters??
Do you mean give them a bunch of guns, like John Wesley Hardin? (You spelled it wrong) He was definitely a gun proponent… he probably had an NRA sticker on his horse.

__kth__ April 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm

iir my late-night Time-Life commercials c, Hardin was the one who was so mean he once shot a man for snoring. So I'm pretty sure this guy's terminal fatass sleep apnea would really send Hardin around the bend.

DaRooster April 28, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Where is JWH when we need him?

GOPCrusher April 28, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Maybe Marcia Gay Harden is producing a line of bomb shelters now?

Gleem_McShineys April 28, 2011 at 7:00 pm

GAY HARDEN PRESSURE!

SmutBoffin April 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm

That truck actually gets great gas mileage, since it partially runs on chaw spit and composted Arby's containers.

prommie April 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Thats a "lyin' African" up there; or is it an African Lion? I get so confused. This just gives "trucknuts" a whole new meaning, doesn't it? This guy's head got asploded real bad by the election of the near president.

nounverb911 April 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm

That pickup looks like it was made by furriners. Why do these nutcases hate Amerika?

RadioAfterbirther April 28, 2011 at 2:27 pm

The NEW Glenn Beck Show

JustPixelz April 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm

At least he's maintaining his standards.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 28, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Wow!

Liberal Media Fools Celebrate "Democracy"

Israel Harden Bomb Shelters Coming Attacks!!!

Downright Stupid?!!!

So, taking the message behind the message, the person is anti-democracy, and believes that Israel is about to attack us, right?

SorosBot April 28, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Hey, the mere fact that you are driving a pickup truck already advertises the fact that you are an stupid ignorant redneck with a tiny penis (well, that or a contractor; but the NRA sticker already clears that up), you don't need to go out of your way to advertise that.

GOPCrusher April 28, 2011 at 3:34 pm

I drive a pickup, because Prius' don't go anywhere in two feet of snow.

whiskeybaby April 28, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Wait, how does he know about the "coming Muslim attacks" anyway? He must be a Muslim plant. BURN HIM!!

DahBoner April 28, 2011 at 2:51 pm

I think he's confused and really means "Mu$lims", a new brand of beef jerkey.

Yes, get ready for the coming attack of beef jerkey sticks…

DaRooster April 28, 2011 at 2:29 pm

At least this guy checks his grammar and spelling (or has someone do it for him). This is much better than that camper a few weeks back.

SorosBot April 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Even all his quotation marks were used correctly. This guy must be a parody; the good grammar is a dead giveaway.

Wadisay April 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Also, to his credit, he answered a question I've always had: how do you provide emphasis for key points when you are ALREADY USING CAPS AND BOLDFACE???!!! (Answer: underscore and red)

tessiee April 28, 2011 at 7:03 pm

"Quotation marks" are for "emphasis"!!!

Hatrabbit April 28, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Pickup trucks are like the 'Lamestream Media' for fuckwits.

arihaya April 28, 2011 at 2:29 pm

" or are they just Downright Stupid "

if you are referring to birthers, yes they are

ttommyunger April 28, 2011 at 2:29 pm

This might cause a few heads to turn in some parts of the Country. Here in Georgia we would refer to this as a "Pick Up Truck", nothing more.

Graham Cracker April 28, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Having that sign in the back must make it really hard to back into parking spaces.

ttommyunger April 28, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Parking spaces? Folk here just stop and get out.

tessiee April 28, 2011 at 7:04 pm

In NC, calling it a "pickup truck" was a dead giveaway that you wuz a NPR-watchin out of stater. The locals never called that kind of vehicle anything but a "truck".

ttommyunger April 28, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Gave myself away.

CapnFatback April 28, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Well, he's got a point. If Israel wants attacks of coming, their "bomb shelters" better be hard.

Boredw/Gravitas April 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I wonder what this guy thinks about the birth certificate.

__kth__ April 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm

yes, quite the puzzling hypothetical isn't it?

weejee April 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Should be noted the inverse proportionality rule. The height that a pick-up truck is jacked-up is inversely proportional to the owner's p-ness. So a fellah with a big pick-me-up that you need a ladder to get in is more likely to be packin' a Derringer rather than a Buntline Special.

Eve8Apples April 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Wouldn't it be much simpler to buy a bumper sticker that reads

"I H8 BROWN PEOPLE!!!!!"

HELisforHEL April 28, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Yes, all this pansying around but these fucktards has gotten really old.

ThundercatHo April 28, 2011 at 4:01 pm

His vanity plate should read: IH8BO, wait , no that can't be right. I know: IH8NGAS, there.

CliveWarren April 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm

I'd love to disagree with this car but I have to tell you, that nothing makes my bomb shelters harden like cumming muslims. As a matter of fact, I think my hatch is about to blow right now…

SayItWithWookies April 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm

"We must continue oppressing the Muslims — because if we stopped, they would rise up against us for oppressing them for so long." Didn't Robespierre say basically the same thing?

Fred_Wertham_Jr April 28, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Worked out well for him.

RodneyBadger April 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm

How did he decide which words to make red and which to make black? Is this some sort of mobile wingnut madlib?

RodneyBadger April 28, 2011 at 2:40 pm

My coworker and I just played and this is what we came up with:

"Zoinks! While the smelly tree and other sandwhiches jump the triumph of dressers, for the Muslim Brotherhood and terrorists in Egypt and all Muslim Countries . . . Myanmar is forced to run bucket toothbrushes for the crying muslim go-carts."

BRB, gotta make a sign.

MissTaken April 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm

No good, makes too much sense to be on a sign

Noisette76 April 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Wow- so subtle! The OC is not generally known for nuanced attempts at allusion- viz, Obama's head on a chimp, watermelons growing on WH lawn, etc. You gotta give this guy props for thinking the thing through.

DaRooster April 28, 2011 at 2:52 pm

He hates it when he has to explain… every… thing… to… his… friends…
He's thinkin' about just switchin' sides 'cuz them mother fuckers are too damn stoopid.

RedneckMuslin April 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm

I'm having a hard time believing he cares so much for the Jewz.

ThundercatHo April 28, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Just the foreign Jews, not the NYC Jews with their fake salsa 'n unsweet donuts 'n such.

prommie April 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm

I just went and read that insane rant again, and I have to ask, is this Krauthammer's truck? Or maybe Joe Lieberman? Seriously, it could be anyone who is in PNAC. I've heard way more insane shrieky warmongering from PNAC, in fact.

comrad_darkness April 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Armageddon? What happened to that Rapture that was supposed to get rid of these dipshits?

Ruhe April 28, 2011 at 2:47 pm

I think they're all a little agitated that maybe it already happened and they didn't make the cut.

HELisforHEL April 28, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Well that's not fair–the entire idiotic god-vacuum thing was their idea to begin with. We certainly don't want'em.

HEY CLOUD GUY–YOU FORGOT SOMETHING

gurukalehuru April 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm

I suspect this truck has a driver visibility issue

Eve8Apples April 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Just imagine the size of the cross dangling from his rear view mirror.

CliveWarren April 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm

I'm not racist! Some of my best friends are Qaddafi, Mubarek, etc.

Gratuitous World April 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm

i'm glad he underlined "fools." i was confused by the understated and complex nuance of it all.

PuckStopsHere April 29, 2011 at 1:27 am

I know, right. It's all like are and poetry all in one, isn't it?

RedneckMuslin April 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm

He's got a bumper sticker saying to join the NRA. He should join the Israel Defense Force if he's that god damned concerned about Israel's freedumb.

Ruhe April 28, 2011 at 2:53 pm

He should take his truck and all his tools over there and harden the bunkers himself since the Israeli construction industry is too busy building illegal settlements to work on that.

tessiee April 28, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Please, he's a big fat chickenhawk who wouldn't last five minutes in a grade school playground's defense force, let alone a country's.

Hatrabbit April 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm

It's in the Bible you Godless freaks. Just read the Book Of Pickups 3:14:

"And Yeah the prophet come to set them free bearing stuffed Disney toys, NRA Stickers and a bobble-head Sarah doll. And Lo, the crowds shall rejoice and chip in for Gas Monies and the 'Blessed People of the Scooters' shall prevail and the Thinky-Heads will perish in a sea of bile and diet coke."

poorgradstudent April 28, 2011 at 2:40 pm

The real question remains: why do Muslims keep assuming we hate them and don't just want to share Democracy with them (through Tomahawk missiles)?

MMathS April 28, 2011 at 2:42 pm

"ETC."

This may be the first use of Latin on a pickup hate diorama.

Eve8Apples April 28, 2011 at 2:42 pm

If that's his bumper sticker, just imagine the size of the cross dangling from his rear view mirror.

4tehlulz_lite April 28, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Some say that this is paranoid racism, others say this is perfectly understandable. Tonight on CNN, a random loser American hero from the OC explains his position.

Sue4466 April 28, 2011 at 2:44 pm

I believe one hardens a bomb shelter by showing it disaster porn.

baconzgood April 28, 2011 at 2:45 pm

I shit you not (and Baconz is full of shit….and whiskey)…I just had a client give me this same diatribe about this exact same thing at my desk for the last 3/4 hour. Hence Baconz delayed snark.

P.S. 113 pee!

fuflans April 28, 2011 at 3:32 pm

congrats on 113 pee and i hope you dealt with client like you deal with other work related tools.

Mumbletypeg April 28, 2011 at 2:45 pm

He's a fake prophesier. NO ACTUAL SPELT-OUT BIBLE QUOTATIONS!!2!

Dear craven cough-stain of dirtpiled inspiration, I'll wish you better luck with your rhyming sense than your logical challenges. Draw more fleas with honey than vinegar, say the seasoned street-preachers; procure some smooth-talkin' lessons from a psalmist at *least* but Lord above, give your audience something to live for: POETRY, SCRIPTUREZ, or GTFO.

/You can take the Babel out of Babylon, arrange your letter-sounds best to fit ya;
but you can't make the verbal diarrhea go back to where the good lord split ya.

MaxUdargo April 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm

If the internet hadn't been invented yet, then this guy would have just invented the blog, except it would be called the trog, because it's a truck log. And later, when the internet was invented, people would say that the blog was the internet version of the trog.

So this guy is a fucking genius, he's just running a little late.

DustBowlBlues April 28, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Has anyone pointed out that if you have the bad luck of following this clown and are reading this thing, it's tantamout to driving while texting Tammy that you'll meet her in front of Earrings 'N' Things by the food court. It's a safety issue, especially for people who agree with the truck driver and, being semi-literate, have to work harder, moving their lips, etc. to make out the words.

PS I'm tired of the tornado. The southeast is welcome to our weather. But they're going to need better 'fraidy holes. (storm shelters).

prommie April 28, 2011 at 3:13 pm

"Fraidy Hole," I love that. Thats what we should have been calling Dick Cheney's "secure undisclosed location" all those years.

MissusBarry April 28, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Do you harden a 'fraidy hole to make it a better 'fraidy hole? Regardless, I'd prefer spending time in a soft 'fraidy hole to setting foot in an Earrings 'N' Things.

ArmoredBore April 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm

I've seen this guy before, I think. This photo doesn't show all the teddy bears and faux cannon on the roof.

As if I didn't like trucks enough already. This behemoth is an affront to civil discourse and aerodynamics.

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 28, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I agree with him on two points:
1) many Americans are downright stupid;
2) wow.

genxr April 28, 2011 at 2:51 pm

If he insists on blocking rear visibility he should at least get his left reverse light fixed.

DahBoner April 28, 2011 at 2:53 pm

"WHY WON’T AMERICA LISTEN TO THE PICKUP TRUCKS?"

Sadly, nobody listens to America's Rusty Campers anymore, also to…

HELisforHEL April 28, 2011 at 2:56 pm

HAHAAHA
How could you punish us so?

May you experience many Ps.

DaRooster April 28, 2011 at 2:57 pm

FUCK!
I can't even see the "GIT R DUN" sticker in the front… I don't care who you are thats funny right there… heh heh heh…!

Pres[ $ rm -r * ] April 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

5 gets you 10 this was either in Arizona or Texas.

Short translation: The President is a Muslim Nigra.

CapeClod April 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

I don't know if there is a medication for what this guy has.

genxr April 28, 2011 at 3:41 pm
horsedreamer_1 April 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Obviously, Marcia Gay Harden is pulling the strings on the Arab Spring.

arihaya April 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm

fetusers?

Gopherit April 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm

With his obvious knack for writing succinct crazy, he should have a twitterfeed.

AJW@[redacted] April 28, 2011 at 3:02 pm

H8

HELisforHEL April 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Perfect.

CookiE_MonstA April 28, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Dear God, since you seem to be doing the whole end times with the wrath and everything all along the Bible Belt, would you please rapture the fundie twits off of this planet as soon as possible? The rest of us would like to get back some sense of sanity. Thank you.

Guppy06 April 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm

It's fake. There's no spelling or glaring grammatical errors.

James Michael Curley April 28, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I hope "Wonkette Operative Jim C" survived. That sole, right side rear light assembly shows he is backing up.

mumbly_joe April 28, 2011 at 3:19 pm

I just want to pause here to note that that's at least the second time that Jack has referenced Pokemon, and referenced in such a way that it's clear he has a fairly detailed knowledge of the card/video game franchise.

Chet Kincaid April 28, 2011 at 3:27 pm

I appreciate the shout-out to my old doo-wop group from the early 60s, "The Shades Of Armageddon", though. We had a pair of Ray-Bans as our logo. We were colored, also.

BaldarTFlagass April 28, 2011 at 6:25 pm

My understanding is that Frank Zappa found much inspiration in the doo-wop groups of the 1950s and early 1960s, so my thanks to you, Chet, for your contribution to the "rock and roll" pantheon.

iburl April 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm

"I'M NO FAN OF HITLER, THE KKK, ETC. BUT -"

Also you can "Harden" a bomb shelter by reading it Warren G. Harding's poetry.

Poindexter718 April 28, 2011 at 3:32 pm

To be sure our challenges in the middle east have nothing to do with geezes driving around in geopolitically pimped-out 1/2-ton gas guzzlers with all the aerodynamic efficiency of Haley Barbour in cycling shorts.

fuflans April 28, 2011 at 3:34 pm

this is the wingtard version of customer relationship management.

mavenmaven April 28, 2011 at 3:48 pm

The only reason these right wingers keep referencing Israel (as they tend not to like Jews) is that they think the "international zionist elders" will help them out, like the Koch Bros, if they keep pretending to be on their side…

Not_So_Much April 28, 2011 at 3:59 pm

How does one “harden” a bomb shelter, anyway?

I'm not sure, but I'll bet an X-ray of this proud patriot's skull will provide clues.

ShaveTheWhales April 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Simba is an aged duck?

ThundercatHo April 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm

As my dear mother would say, "Just get rid of all these assholes and that will be present enough. Because, really, it's the thought that counts."
Actually, she would just say the last part which is really secret mother guilt code for, "My present better be really good"

DashboardBuddha April 28, 2011 at 7:02 pm

wow…it's like we had the same mother!

di_da_is_alpha April 28, 2011 at 10:54 pm

Probably not. Same dad, though.

DashboardBuddha April 28, 2011 at 11:19 pm

Twin sons of different mothers?

Mkloz April 28, 2011 at 4:40 pm

@PubOption – That's like mixing Pineapples and Oranges.  Hahaha.

Callyson April 28, 2011 at 4:42 pm

I would love to go up to this person and politely ask "Has it not occured to you that the repressive Arab regimes whose downfall you believe will lead to Armegeddon are the reason for the appeal of Islamic fundamentalist governments in the first place?"
It would be fun to watch that person's head explode…

Callyson April 28, 2011 at 4:48 pm

"Ohana means family – family means no one gets left behind"
Commie pinkos…plus, you know, Hawaii is not really in the United States…

[redacted]hse April 28, 2011 at 5:35 pm

If this dickhead would drive under some low hanging high voltage wires it would make my day.

BaldarTFlagass April 28, 2011 at 6:13 pm

" or are they just Downright Stupid "

I think he answered his own question.

GeneralLerong April 28, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Nobody, nobody, has a can of spray paint and the balls to use it?

ganmerlad April 28, 2011 at 7:09 pm

I am so freaked out by my own country's politics right now that I don't have much time for all this chit chat, but you "harden" a shelter by setting it on fire and peeing on it to put it out. … the longer I take to explain it, the less time I have to harden a shelter for myself.

Sassomatic April 28, 2011 at 7:32 pm

He plagiarized every word of that from Yahoo Newz comments.

Gleem_McShineys April 28, 2011 at 7:32 pm

Why don't you shelter my hardness, trucknut eyeball rapist.

BZ1 April 28, 2011 at 11:58 pm

I don't thimk all Mericans are stupids, but I do know one…

Negropolis April 29, 2011 at 1:04 am

This is the best place to receive political commentary, from a tacky sign board in the back up a hillbilly or redneck's pick-up.

I see the Okie sheen still hasn't worn off the kkklassy Teh OC.

Negropolis April 30, 2011 at 2:01 am

A zero? I demand redress, Wonketti.

Redhead April 29, 2011 at 7:47 am

See, if truck drivers were armed, they could defend us from the coming Muslim attack.

And if ALL truck drivers were armed, ALWAYS, they could defend us from truck drivers like this when they completely lose their marbles.

SonofSpermcube May 1, 2011 at 4:19 am

Am I just imagining that there has been over the years a pattern of conservatives making fun of Volvos and Subarus plastered with liberal bumper stickers?

ttommyunger April 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Seriously, I would look through one if it were published, but would never buy one.

Doktor Zoom April 28, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Political Correctness = "Thinking the sandniggers deserve anything other than cleansing nuclear fire. Or objecting to calling them sandniggers.*"

*Camel Jockeys and Ragheads are acceptable if you're talking to The Blacks.

BaldarTFlagass April 28, 2011 at 6:08 pm

"Dune Coon" is a bit of a gray area, Dok. Where would you come down on using that particular sobriquet when discussing Arabs with an African-American acquaintance?

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