LOVE LATE IN LIFE  11:28 am April 27, 2011

Rahm Emanuel Shares Romantic Moment With Bull Furry

by Jack Stuef

A Derrick Rose by any other name...
In a related story, now that our long national birth-certificate nightmare is over, is everyone going to have sex and make babies in the midst of all this excitement? LOOK AT THE BIRTH RATES IN NINE MONTHS. AND ALSO CHECK TO SEE IF A BULL GIVES BIRTH TO A HALF RAHM. [30FPS]

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$exy$murf April 27, 2011 at 11:34 am

That picture is fucking retarded.

weejee April 27, 2011 at 12:37 pm

$exy$murf how did you get r*tarded past the evil Administrator? If I type r*tarded without stars, my post gets barred. Oh maybe it is because your r*tarded has a period.

No, I tried r*tarded. and that got banhammered too. What gives oh evil Administrator?

$exy$murf April 27, 2011 at 12:53 pm

This is the second time today I used "retarded" (make that three). I guess I'm special. And not special in the retarded way (that's four).

weejee April 27, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Is it because you're blue or your peeness is over 110?

BTW, teatard, libtard, retard, and just tard in general do not appear to inflame the dreaded Administrator.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 27, 2011 at 2:00 pm

The Administrator is so retarded.

freakishlywrong April 27, 2011 at 11:38 am

He's telling him to take single payer off the table…

DaRooster April 27, 2011 at 11:39 am

Telling him to take Rump Roast off the table.

DaRooster April 27, 2011 at 11:38 am


GuyClinch April 27, 2011 at 11:41 am

That looks like Obama's knee to Rahm's right.

mereoblivion April 27, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Ain't much to the right of Rahm these days, but Obama('s knee) might qualify.

petehammer April 27, 2011 at 1:30 pm

You deserve ten thumbs for that.

bumfug April 27, 2011 at 11:42 am

It's telling Rahm to move, quick, before that guy behind him explodes.

Chillwaver April 27, 2011 at 11:43 am

It all makes sense now…jealous Emo Barry found out about this and decided to release the Birf Certificut!

BaldarTFlagass April 27, 2011 at 11:46 am

That's ex-Mayor Daley in the bullsuit, passing along some handy governing tips to Rahm.

DashboardBuddha April 27, 2011 at 11:48 am

That looks like one of the monsters from Where the Wild Things Are.

SayItWithWookies April 27, 2011 at 12:38 pm

The one with the horns is pretty scary too.

SayItWithWookies April 27, 2011 at 11:49 am

And if that bull tries to dick over Rahm, he'll wake up with a dairy farmer's head in his bed.

DashboardBuddha April 27, 2011 at 11:49 am

Bullsuit…bullshit, tomato tomahto

EatsBabyDingos April 27, 2011 at 11:49 am

Needz moar tongue.

In the movie version, Sly Stallone will play the baby, known as Rahmbull, who will kill all the browns with his Ninja Kung Fu Death Grip Pottymouth.

CapeClod April 27, 2011 at 11:53 am

Is that Eric Massa in the Bull suit?

nounverb911 April 27, 2011 at 11:55 am

I thought it was Steve Bartman hiding in the suit.

littlebigdaddy April 27, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Nice Chi-town ref.

SorosBot April 27, 2011 at 11:57 am

Takes me back to being a young college student in Chicago, when all the locals worshiped the ground Michael Jordon walked on. Gah, I'm old now.

Chet Kincaid April 27, 2011 at 4:11 pm

You mean, "da world" worshipped da ground Michael walked on. (THUMPS CHEST HARD) Hold on, I'm hyavin' anudder heart attack!!!!!!

littlebigdaddy April 27, 2011 at 4:12 pm

I never believed in fun in the first place.

iburl April 27, 2011 at 11:58 am

Being a mayor is hard work.

elviouslyqueer April 27, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Wait. Is that Marge Schott's corpse to the left of the guy in the bull suit?

charlesdegoal April 27, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Looks like the bull-guy's neglected wife, stoned on antidepressants.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 27, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Marge couldn't make it, as she is too busy being skull fucked in Hell by Hitler.

MommysFetusJar April 27, 2011 at 6:27 pm

I miss Billy West's Marge Schott bits. Damn, those were funny.

Gopherit April 27, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Obama is reduced to wearing that ridiculous outfit to get advice from his favorite political assassin?

SorosBot April 27, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Yep, and I miss it some days which are not in January or February. Hell, in one of my first elections I voted for Obama for state senator.

el_donaldo April 27, 2011 at 12:21 pm

It does look like Where the Wild Things Are, but I think it's the porn parody: Where the Wild Things Are Fifteen Years Later: We're All Grown Up Now.

Doktor Zoom April 27, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Reminds me of that famous Greek myth, Orestes Pursued by the Furries

Doktor Zoom April 27, 2011 at 12:27 pm

I think that his giant 4 X4 pickup with 5" lift kit explains everything.

widestanceroman April 27, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Adolph Hitler.

Oh, sorry, too quick on the read.

$exy$murf April 27, 2011 at 12:32 pm

But Rush Limbaugh will come to my defense.

SayItWithWookies April 27, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Big horns — big hooves.

WinterOuthouse April 27, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Is that the new Pedobear?

Doktor Zoom April 27, 2011 at 1:06 pm

In hopes of stimulating the economy, the Administration has encouraged 4chan to switch to Pedobull

Fukui_sanYesOta April 27, 2011 at 6:04 pm

"I like my equities like I like my women – long, strong and undervalued at 8"

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 27, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Please? Furries? After David Vitter, you will get no press coverage for something like this. Everyone knows the true way to fame is to fuck and impregnate Bristol Palin.

SayItWithWookies April 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Bristol Palin? That girl in the gorilla suit?

GodShammgod April 27, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I wish I knew how to quit you!

SorosBot April 27, 2011 at 12:49 pm

OT, but Ha Ha!

"Critics, you won," said John Aglialoro, the businessman who spent 18 years and more than $20 million of his own money to make, distribute and market "Atlas Shrugged: Part 1," which covers the first third of Rand's dystopian novel. "I’m having deep second thoughts on why I should do Part 2."

Dude's a total whiny bitch, too, just like every other Libertarian on the planet.

James Michael Curley April 27, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Free market!

Doktor Zoom April 27, 2011 at 1:07 pm

The Free Market is a harsh mistress.

As is Dagny.

Hatrabbit April 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Libertarian! Because narcissists get to vote, too.

RedneckMuslin April 27, 2011 at 1:14 pm

It's teasing Rahm about his missing finger. Bad taste, man, bad taste.

DahBoner April 27, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Ate a mint? From the urinal?

Limeylizzie April 27, 2011 at 1:49 pm

I miss that foul-mouthed, towel-wearing, ballet-dancing, under-digited little man.However I will be in Chicago next week, maybe I'll look him up.

fuflans April 27, 2011 at 2:23 pm

i hope rahm loses his temper or something soon. he's been rather bland as mayor elect.

we expect more from him.

bfurry April 27, 2011 at 3:23 pm

This has been going on awhile, folks.

Needless to say, Rahm will be Fur friendly Mayor

justkillmenow April 27, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Was Rahm slicing beef when he had that unfortunate accident?

bfurry April 27, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Is Arby's considered beef? Maybe seeing his own flesh sliced gave him a new perspective.

Chet Kincaid April 27, 2011 at 4:07 pm

An institution where fun goes to die?

SorosBot April 28, 2011 at 12:28 am

On the list of top 300 party schools – at #300.

Chet Kincaid April 27, 2011 at 4:15 pm


Chet Kincaid April 27, 2011 at 4:18 pm

See? Short-fingered vulgarians ARE electable!

BZ1 April 28, 2011 at 10:19 am

Conversing with Benny the Bull!, now seriously, is that how low a politico has to stoop??!!

TheMeatmaker April 29, 2011 at 2:32 am

i expected a photo of Luc Longley.

weejee April 27, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Well I tried again, but the otiose Administrator again says nay.

Lionel, you too are over 110. I must assume I am doomed to be re*tarded because my p-ness is inadequate, too small, also, too.

*shuffles off and starts sobbing in the corner*

ShaveTheWhales April 27, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Interesting. I cannot say ret*rded, either.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 27, 2011 at 6:34 pm

I guess you could just substitute the word "trig." Like "Dear God, Sarah Palin can act so trigged some times."

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