Honored. He is honored. A weary nation looked for a hero to finally get Barack Obama to release his birth certificate, and it found Donald Trump. He is the only person in the world who could do this. And he heard the call of duty because HE IS A PATRIOT and HE WANTED TO DRAW ATTENTION TO HIS CARTOON LIFE. Today Americans flooded into the streets, embraced one another at long last, and wept in gratitude knowing they could never repay Donald Trump for all he has done.
In times of great peril, certain selfless Americans rise up and do what nobody thought was possible. It speaks to the great character of this nation. No matter our differences, we will always be a free people, and we will stand up with free people across the world for what we know to be right. Together, and under the leadership of great Americans, anything is possible.
Curing cancer? Fuck that shit. Cartoon rich man Donald Trump got Barack Obama to release his birth certificate. Way more impressive.
There is no way we can truly thank him. All we can do is carry the torch of freedom forward and be a beacon of hope for all the world in this, the Second Chapter of World History. [YouTube]
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will Donald Trump now release his Tax Returns?
spoiler: No
Sure, of course they'll all say that he made $0 b/c all of his income is funneled through off-shore Cayman Island accounts. LIKE REAL PATRIOTS DO.
Now it's $arah "Bullseye" Palin's turn to release some birth certificates, eh?
Or at least her Hunter's Safety Certificate.
But the Constitution says "No Niggers" so he still needs to be thrown out of office.
No no no no; you're not supposed to say it like that, its impolite. Here is what you are supposed to say: "I want my country back." It means the same thing. So does any mention of "precious liberties" or "original Consititutional values" or anything like that, it all means exactly the same thing: No Nigger President.
It's okay! He has many blacks as friends!
No – he has "the blacks" as friends.
State rights. How could anyone be against state rights?
What about "precious bodily fluids?"
ahh skoalboy we've missed your subtle charm and trenchant analysis.
Hey! [spit] I don't do trenchin'! That's just fuckin' gay. [spit]
You left out the "I am not racist, but…".
No, it says 3/5, not zero. So, doing the math…4 x 12 = 48 months. 3/5 x 48 = 28.8 months. January 2009 to May 2011 is 28 months, so he has to leave end of June.
See? It's in the Constitution.
"You're welcome, America?"
Fuck you very much, Donald.
He just plumb wears me out………time for some lemonade on the veranda, where are those pesky house minions????
I say… care for another Mint Julep Colonel?
Yes indeed, this is the life.
Kizzie… more Juleps.
Given that the birthers aren't going to swallow this, he just tossed his core backers under a bus.
No CapeClod, he tossed America under the bus.
Mission accomplished!
Now his campaign committee is free to file for bankruptcy.
Ego masturbayshun accomplished!
Nope, not until there's a banner saying as much.
Great! Hopefully this will make Trump the lead Repub candidate. Now all his fans can go back to the important news they were reading in People magazine.
I think the Trump/Palin GOP ticket would be absolutely awesome. Anyone but the truly insane would abandon the party.
In comparison, it would make Goldwater/Miller look like they just barely lost.
What do you think, 40-50 million patriots?
It's the wrong time to be courting People though, since they are currently obsessed by the wedding of two rich people who are completely unimportant and will never accomplish anything in their lives.
Yes, two very white people. Their readership is thinking, why can't we have leaders like that in Merka?
Better than that, this will ultimately make every republican candidate come out with their own statement on this issue. Good luck not offending the half of the people who vote in your party who also happen to be functionally mentally ill.
I am really upset with your description of the GOP "base" as being "functionally mentally ill" as I have yet to see evidence of any functionality outside of possible use as ballast.
Hey, don't disparage ballast-americans.
Please let the Republicans nominate this pathetic clown. It will be such a landslide for someone who redeemed us after 8 years of being governed by Satan's plaything.
He's accomplished something no one else has accomplished? What, looking like a fucking retard? I do that on a daily basis. Where's my TV show?
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. But, do you have good hair??
Look at me! I'm still relevant! Everyone must still take my "candidacy" seriously!
Trump can now concentrate on his real business–serial bankruptcy.
"The Art of Welshing On The Deal."
You mean it isn't serial marriage?
Yes I'm proud of you too Trump, the same way I feel proud after taking a huge crap.
You shoulda seen the enormous trump I downloaded into the commode this a.m.!
This is perfect. Can I use this from now on as my new word for turd?
Boy howdy! It's trump mixed with lube that causes santorum, you know.
Trump/Santorum '12 FTW!
Personally, I think that's a bit insulting to your feces.
Funny, I usually feel relaxation and relief.
You were not praised enough during toilet training. See Vitter's therapist.
I bet the Germans have a single word for that particular emotional response.
Scheissenfreude.
I knew the Wonkette commentariat would not let me down.
Scheissenfreude?
Doesn't it flow a little better if you say, "do what
nobodyno one thoughtwaspossible".Let's not lapse into lazy writing just because we have nothing important to write about.
Or even better, "what no one thought necessary."
I may have some fly shit in my pepper shaker; if I send it to you would you check for me?
Remember this proverb, it will help you understand so much in life: "If its not worth doing, its not worth doing right."
The version I know is "if it ain't worth doing stoned, it ain't worth doing."
Thats the additive inverse, I think.
Nobody needed to see this long form certificate except for idiots and they, as we've seen, are still not satisfied, so thanks for nothing cretin.
My hometown TV station put this on its FB page and people are bitching about it not being real b/c it doesn't say Barry Soetero. For real.
Geez!! Is it on the original Martian made paper?????
Gallup poll: "…[only] 43% say [Trump] definitely was born here"
Donald, you're fired.
If I ever see that sphincter-mouth of his in person, I'm going to fist it. Hard.
Hey, get in line.
Trump is definitely a man who can get things done. Go Donald! Now that you have the undying loyalty of the nosepicker wing, get those SAT scores!
The years have not been kind to Owen Wilson…and what the fuck is he doing on FauxNews? Isn't he part of the Hollywood Eleets?
Isn't he the one that tried to Rapture himself?
He's Luke Wilson's brother, you know, that guy who starred in this accurate prediction of the future of America.
The shit-eating grin of the week goes to Trumpster…I heard he's taking credit for the end of the Cold War and discovering Penicillin, too
This is good news for Al Gore!
Too bad he couldn't have discovered Radium…
Downfisting Troll 1 – Barry 0
Personally, I think driving a casino bankrupt is the stuff of legends.
All we can do is carry the torch of freedom forward
to the pile of faggots (bundles of twigs you sillies) piled about the Donald who is lashed to a telephone pole just south of Atlantic City.
I'm so pleased that calm and reasoned debate can now return to the forefront of American political discourse.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA *snrfle* *gleep*
Trump's greatest triumph. Now he can go die. Really.
But only after fucking off.
Upfists for everyone. And, I truly hope this arrogant blowhard gets the nomination. And THEN the real digging can start!
Trump feels honored now but he knows that the ride on the gravy train of effortless publicity is over and he will start having to work for his hype again.
"Again"?
He should change his name to Geraldo Rivera Trump.
Jerry Rivers the founder of grifter journalism?
Downfister can't get on you. I won't have it!
Show us your Bar Mitzvah Certificate, Jerry.
Real name: Gerald Finklestein or some such. He really gets pissed when you remind him of this; fortunately, he hits like a girl.
I'm not sure, but I seem to detect the slightest hint of…irony?
Shorter verbose box of hair: WINNING!
Now that the Donald sending out gumshoes to Hawaii solved the eternal birfer issue? What's next? Obama's SAT scores at Columbia? Did Neal actually step on the moon? A breathless nation awaits…
The fish that got away.
Does the downfister syndrome troll hit all threads or just birther and Palin ones?
Nope. It hates it when we complain about the weather too. It's like Mikey on the Life commercial.
It's non-discriminatory.
It gets off by using it's dick to click the mouse and downfist.
Ew. That doesn't get onto our monitors, does it?
He only shows up at certain times. Between exercise and medication.
All of them, Katie.
if he didn't hit all of our posts, he'd have to go back to minding the tilt-a-whirl.
Now let's see if he can solve the mystery of who took Meatloaf's glitter.
Americans flooded into the streets
That wasn't Trump's doing. That was La Nina.
Why does Jeebus hate the red states?
Cause He's a true progressive liberal who gives a fuck about more than just Himself, and wants to do a solid for the blue states?
So now The Donald wants to talk about issues…OK, here's a question on the issues for you: How is a businessperson with multiple bankruptcies in his record going to the the US economy going? Because I've been waiting on an answer to that question longer than anyone has been waiting for the birth certificate that has only been released on numerous occasions…
He should have waited a few more months, the birthers make Obama looks better, then in 2012 *BAM* certificated.
It's pretty impressive when the sarcasm almost literally drips from the screen onto my desk. Go Jack!
Now he can move on to the really crazy shit, like a 35% tariff on Chinese imports, expropriating Libyan oil, and how he'll browbeat OPEC into raising production and lowering oil prices with the sheer majesty of his wonderfulness. And hair.
This should clear up airtime for more Royal Wedding® coverage, so there's a definite upside. What kind of arch supports does the Prince wear? We need to know this!
You're Welcome? Who the fuck asked you for anything, you fat fuck? Oh, a small majority of bat-shit crazies…that's who. I don't identify with those pieces of poo.
Donald's very proud of what he did today. He didn't flush either, he wanted America to see just what he's done for them.
You're going to be very ,very surprised.
Shhh — we're trying to keep it a secret.
Trump: I still want to know how Obama got into Harvard and I didn't.
Oh, noo, honey, no you don't. You really don't.
Well, now that the most substantial plank of his "platform", addressing The Most Important Issue Facing Americans Today has been completely resolved forever (except for the part that conspiracy theories are like religions, and never die out just because they've been repeatedly disproved), Trump will shortly announce that he's not running after all. Right?
Oh, wait, no, he needs to draw this whole thing out for as long as possible, for
ratingsfreedumb.And here I thought Donald's greatest triumph was being born the son of a billionaire.
Please hold the torch of freedom closer to your Folly-cles. Feel the burn. Let the fire nourish you. Do not notice the burning smell. Do not be fooled by pain, it is your enemy, and you can overcome it. Hold it closer. Closer. Closer.
Trump really is the Harriet Tubman of the birfers. Unfortunately most of them want to stay slaves.
"Trump really is the
Harriet TubmanHairiest Butt Man of the birfers."FTFY.
Putting Trump and Harriet Tubman in the same sentence should probably be illegal.
To call Donald T a pig-fucker is being unreasonably mean about pigs so I won't do it.
Hell, it's mean to pig-fuckers.
Since pigs are smart, sentient & have better hair than the Donald, totally unfair to pigs.
Why? Trump's already proven how big a dick he (Trump) is.
All that's left is who gives him the Medal Of Freedom. I betcha there's a pawn shop in DC with a few from the Shrub years.
You know, Sarah Palin has to be sitting home crying….the Donald has shown her that she's even a bush leaguer in the attention whore department….apparently there is nothing that Lou Sarah is good at….what a tool.
Yep, she's no doubt so jealous she's out in the driveway chewing gravel in rage.
Trump/Palin 2012 – gonna be more fun that the usual circus.
Too bad for the Grifter, then – I'd pay to see her eat bush, but gravel? Not so much.
This shit is just embarrassing.
+1!
Them detectives he hired to work in Hawaii on this must have been pretty fucking inept. Shoulda hired Thomas Magnum.
Yeah, I'll bet they're all sitting around his buddy whatisnames' bar.
Now the Donald can run for President of the United States Hair Club for Men with a clear conscience, if he has one under his coif.
So, Trump agrees, Obama is a naturally-born citizen (or whatever the phrasing of the day is)?
Can he shut up, now?
So will Donald cancel Magnum P.I.'s contract now?
At the very least, with gas edging $5 a gallon, he's going to have to limit access to the Ferrari.
Dear downfister–
You may now lick my anus.
Signed,
A friend.
Godbless, Mr. Trump.
Your work here is done: now you may rejoin Ross Perot, Alan Keyes and Fred Thompson in the cryogenic chamber. We shall thaw you out the next time the Republic is in jeopardy.
Hey Troll. You can't down fist us until you produce your long form Birth Cert.
I'd like to see Trump release the financial docs on his NYC real estate deals in the 70s. Bought for pennies on the dollar, with gov't guarantees. Anyone can get rich with deals like that falling in their lap.
That's the old man, Fred. In the 70's mostly Donny was the old man's bag man collecting on unpaid rents in NYC subsidized apartments.
Donny's first major deal was the old Grand Central Hotel which had been empty for years. The City and the Feds both kicked in money to help him out. He then converted it into the Grand Hyatt, has some of the worst rooms of any hotel I have stayed in in NYC.
The "Long Form" has been released, the idiot questions despite the fact that we were promised over and over again that all Mr. Obama had to do was release it and the "issue" would be over – and know we know what he has been hiding all these years!
The "Long Form" doesn't have his mother's mailing address!
Fuck this, guys…if we actually need to listen to what this serial adulterer/bankrupter Reality TV star has to say about a dumb conspiracy theory, then we are a nation of fucking retards and we deserve to have Trump for a President.
It's hard, isn't it, being in the upper quarter of the bell curve. I think current polls and statistics indicate that 46% of us are dumb and igernant, and 26% are full-goose fucking insane.
Our financial services industry must be laughing their asses off as they blow coke in their cubicles.
How much do you want to bet that Trump commissions a large gold plated statue of himself holding the birth certificate in his outstretched hand?
Oh, to be a pidgeon.
Another one?
Dear Skynet, now would be a good time for that cleansing nuclear holocaust. Thanks.
The other 79% of us who aren't insane wingnuts. We shrugged.
I got sumthin' I'd like him to freakin' investigate right ovah here.
I think his henna is really seeping into what passes for a brain after all these years…
Trump was just trying to get into Orly Taitz' pants.
If only he knew that you didn't have to try quite so hard to still be successful.
Even Orly has backed off this story. When you lose her crazy, you've lost Real America.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/04/orly_taitz_s…
Only the long-form certificate angle. She still pursuing other ineligibility threads.
Well, she sez it's a "step in the right direction." Presumably, she needs a videotape of the birth, along with DNA matches on both the placenta and umbilical cord blood.
For starters.
What a complete douchebag.
You guys, come on. He's right. We should all be glad we can finally move on from this issue that's been entirely generated by Trump, and on to real things like did Obama only go to Harvard because he was black.
Haha, I just had my "P" sucked off over at DumbGovernment,, god I hate those motherfuckers…
More of that Gay Pressure, huh?
Donald Trump: winner of the "Look, mommy, I didn't wet the bed last night!" Award.
All we can do is carry the torch of freedom forward and be a beacon of hope for all the world
Shit, I thought that said "bacon of hope" and started to love the sphincter-lipped bastard a little.
Edit: Just a little. And I've since cooked and enjoyed some actual bacon, so I'm now over it.
Barry…you folded too soon! There was so much more craziness you could have wrung out of this. Every day would have brought us more and better insanity until say a month before the election. By that time, even the crazies in this country would have been embarrassed by Trump's actions.
At the very least, you should have insisted that Trump appear in public without his hair done first.
Possibly, handing this victory to the nuttiest GOP candidate will pay off with bigger laffs down the road.
Now, how can we shore up Palin's credentials?
Obama released a document that said what was so plainly obvious to anyone who spent a minute or two thinking about it. But it wasn't obvious to Trumpette. He's not the brightest bulb in the tulip patch is he.
Nor even the biggest bag in the dumpster.
Don't harsh my conspiracy.
Where is the Supreme Court order or Department of Law warrant to dig up Momma Obama's bones and examine the pelvic region for signs of birth in the first place? Come on Birthers, this just.got.serious.
I cannot believe I got out of bed this morning.
Having now made, of all people, Trump the hero of the lunatic fringe, this is one of those times when I wonder if Obama is playing 3 dimensional chess.
He releases a scan, people go ape (the Polarik photoshop nonsense). He let's it be photographed, people go for "long form" wackiness. He says fine, fuck you, spin your wheels. He gets ~2 years of fantastic distraction.
Now with long form laws and Trump, it is time to actually make chicken salad out of chicken shit. Those lawmakers (and people like Jindal that said "I'd sign it!") look like complete assholes. And Trump gets to claim he was the final push.
I think you got it right.
"And Trump gets to claim he was the final push."
But he was hoping for a putsch.
They forgot to add "alleged" into that headline
"We're not going to be able to do it if we just make stuff up and pretend that facts are not facts, if we get distracted by a sideshow and carnival barkers," he continued.
At least he managed to call the bullying vulgarian a "carnival barker". Waiting for the "media" to call Barry out for his "tone" and "incivility".
Just so I'm clear on this: Trump is proud about badgering the President into producing a document, the existence of which Obama had consistently averred and had been corroborated by a "shorter" form of the document. Additionally, the reason for producing this "longer" form–to the exception of exiting laws–rendered Trump's suspicions moot. And he's honored by being the ringmaster this circus? And the news outlets lap this up like caramel sauce?
And I have to try to go into a college classroom in an hour, hold my head up, attempt to teach? Fuck my cock.
Where's your teaching certificate?
So I guess we can look forward to the Birther Scum moving on to the real reason for their rage.
THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE! AND HE'S NOT A SERVANT!
And here I thought we were seeing his idea of foreplay before masturbation?
So here's my legitimate question: (I'm not going to watch that video) Donald Trump, I'm assuming since he's taking credit here, accepts the legitimacy of the BC. The vast majority of birthers, because facts and truth don't matter to them, won't. So, who will their chosen candidate be now? Donald has now forsaken them. This was his platform and now its gone. He should have come out swinging with "it is a fake!" I highly doubt that the 45% of Repubs who think Obama is not a citizen will drop by any perceptible margin (because it is about racism, not BCs).
Trump has made one giant miscalculation, if he were ever serious about running.
Who's the new birther candidate? Jerome "My Book Is As Relevant As An Apple IIGS Manual" Corsi?
I would hope that by the end of the day, Americans would wake up and say "Jesus Christ! These retards are trying to take over this country!"
Jack, this one definitely needs the "Feces Machine" tag.
Well, turnabout is fair play; he's never been able to repay many people for all they've done for him.
Donald is trying to take his lemon and make lemonade. But the birth certificate makes birther-symp Donald look like an idiot no matter how he tries to spin it.
And why did Obama wait so long to release the damned thing? Is he just a natural born prick teaser?
He did release it. Three years ago. The COLB is sufficient for white politicians.
A person that I discussed this with stated that he wished Obama would of waited longer, so the Republiklan Party would have wasted a few million more dollars tilting at windmills.
Now they just look like a bunch of simpletons that allowed them selves to be hijacked by the lunatic fringe.
The Donald couldn't be prouder that the president proved he's a raging asshole who is even wrong about his "campaign's" central premise.
mmmMMMMMMEEEEEEE!E!E!E!E!!eeeeeahhh (sleeps)
Right now, executives are having a panicked meeting about how the hell they're going to fill 24 hours of newstime without birther nonsense. Solution? MOAR Birther nonsense!
A job well done. Now, can Trump get Michele Bachmann to release her notorious bukkake video?
I'd vote for him if that happened.
I'm surprised he didn't christen it the "Trump Document" or "Certificate de Trump" or something else with his name in it, like he does every other piece of shit he wraps his grubby little fat fingers around.
T
But Donald, why should the media stop asking you about his birth certificate, when Obama has just handed you a glorious opportunity to double down on the crazy?
You know who else was born alive?
Unaborted fetuses? (Fetii?)
Donald Trump is mentally disturbed, mentally challenged, mentally unhinged, mentally unstable, mentally questionable and appears to be suffering from at least 64 different mental disabilities, diseases, disorders, maladies, ailments, afflictions and problems.
He did not say he is a patriot, which for a Banana Republican would be admitting he's having an affair.
Everyone but TPM is overlooking the real victim in this tragedy: Lawyer-Dentist-Real-Estate-Agent Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq.
You dare! There is but one victim in anything, any matter, anywhere!
Now you apologize to Sarah Palin!
Or don't. Silly whinypants (her, not you).
How long until we hear the Teatards ranting on and on that the long form birth certificate is a fake? The Kenyan in the White House wouldn't be a good conspiracy if it wasn't.
Clearly unacceptable. Where is the Longer Form Birth Certificate? That is the real question.
Your move birther trash. What are you going to do about this?
PROTIP: Whine more on the Internet is not an acceptable answer.
It is target-rich, long form comment thread mornings such as this that almost make me and my p-ness regret gay living together under a bridge without WiFi three hours behind my esteemed Editors and so many dead funny Wonketterrorists.
Almost…
We sleep in, and we miss all the fisting.
"Wonkette: We fist more by 9 in the morning than most blogs fist in an entire day."
Sadly, there does not appear to be a professional association for Sideshow Barkers. It would be nice if they could give Donald an honorary membership.
GOP response: Obama has trampled on Hawaiian state's rights by forcing them to make an exception to their rules on birth certificate release. Clearly this shows his arrogance, but is it an impeachable offense?
Shhhh!
Trump: You're Welcome America.
America: We didn't say thank you, Assface.
"The Birth Certificate is here!
"The Birth Certificate is here!"
- Thank you Steve Martin
"Hello, Rope-a-dope hotline? I need to report… I've … been roped."
But WHERE is Orly Taitz today? How is she handling it?
Grief sex, maybe? Ahhh, the flapping and the sagging…
When's he gonna apologize for the dead rodent on his head? Now THAT would be impressive.
I only read the headline. Did he kill himself? THANK YOU!!!!!
Oh, wait, folks, the birth certificate has been invalidated by people downfisting these comments. Sorry. The power of their insipid scripts has won out. Let's all go home to our welfare-mansions and drink lattes.
I stand corrected. Everybody wondering about Orly, see page 2 of the comments. My thanks to the on-the-spot Wonketeers.
She looks rough today. Maybe it was after the grief sex.
She was already fighting document validity, and other eligibility questions.
Upfisties for everyone!
Yes, a representative of the Taliban has just performed the ritual surrender-by-gunning-down-9-Americans.
Given their penchant for coddling on-air racists, if Trump runs, NBC will replace him with Pat Buchanan and rename his show "Celebrity Eugenics." America loves his catchphrase, "You're Inferior!!!"
Way to play the Trump Canard, there.
Hey, can I borrow, like, 30 fists. I'll pay you back next week.
Well, we're even. I saw the birth certificate for his hair, and I still say *it's* fake.
Trump in Kenyian means douchebag.
My initial reaction to the release of the Certificate of Live Birth was, "Oh, hell, he's given into the crazies; and too soon".
After thinking about it a little more (and reading the Wonkomments), it seems to me that it's more like just one of those things that should have been unnecessary, but probably makes sense given the deteriorated state of the US media and political environment.
1. Of course this will not shut up the true far-endian birfers, because their real issue is that Obama is half-black. But it may close out the issue for some of the "not certain" folks.
2. The release should have been unnecessary, because the Hawaiian "Certification" that Obama posted in 2008 says — right on the bottom — that the document is satisfactory to prove birth for all legal and judicial purposes, according to the State of Hawaii. And Article IV says that all other states must honor that.
3. However, as a practical matter, it's important that Obama's name appear on the ballot in all states in 2012 (even the ones he'll probably lose, because it will influence turnout and may affect down-ticket results). Despite my absolute certainty that even this SCROTUS would strike down any state law that refused to honor Hawaii's legal Certification of Live Birth, it's probably just as well to not have this be an issue at all.
4. I suspect that the real motivation for getting the certified copies of the "LFBC" was not Trumpy, but the reaction of the media fucks and the Republican legislative fucks. It became obvious that many in the media and Repubes were happy to keep this "controversy" simmering, even while denying that they were active birthers (the "controversy" "raises questions", you know?). Simmering was actually a pretty good deal for the Boners and Newtfucks, et al, since they could dog-whistle at the birfers out of one side of their mouths, while acting "responsible" out of the other.
This is going to make it pretty hard for the Repube leadership, and ostensibly serious candidates, to keep playing that particular game.
5. I now think that holding off (to let more assholes stick their feet further down their throats) might have proven counterproductive. If O waited too long, it might really look like his hand was being forced. Plus, some of the "undecideds" might think a really late reveal looked a little fishy. By doing it now, there is time for it to become a non-issue for all but the most malignant nutballs.
6. Also, too, I think there is some simple truth in what Obama said about it. The issue was becoming a media distraction, because it's so much easier to report on a nice "controversy" than it is to report on things like the nuts and bolts of budget negotiations. Whatever opinion one holds about Obama's handling of his Presidency thus far, there is no doubt at all that he takes the job, and the purposes of government, seriously. I believe he may have concluded that any political benefits that might continue to accrue, from fuckwits making themselves look more and more stupid, would be outweighed by the political liabilities engendered by the distraction.
I know, tl.
Well-said. This should be a post, not a comment!
Saddest part, I could see the lunatic fringe falling for the whole Birther Conspiracy, but when over half of Republiklans were starting to believe it, makes me concerned for America.
No, not too long. My first reaction to producing the bc was dismay. Don't validate fuckwittery! Now you have to obey every demand and order of every racist lunatic out there.
But thoughtful reading and consideration leads me to believe that yes, this could play very well. Demanding other documents could really backfire (sideshows and carnival barkers?).
We have serious problems that need serious attention and serious solutions. The president made it clear that he is more than willing to spend time with ADULTS! Everyone else can go back to the sideshow at the carnival and stare at the freaks (each other).
I agree with Chet Kincaid, this should be a post, not a comment.
TRUMP: I have a great company, I’ve done a great job which I’ve run you’ll see what a great job because I’ll do a full disclosure of finances.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Including tax returns?
TRUMP: Maybe I’ll do the tax returns when Obama does his birth certificate.
The sad fact is that we inevitably wind up with the government that the red states deserve.
Too true!
The birthers are losing their minds on the Wapo comments.
"…losing their minds…"
You're too kind. I think that ship sailed quite some time ago.
As a disciplined small government Republican, having set out to do all a President should do (whilst deferring to states rights), will Donald Trump now step aside? Mission accomplished!
It's called sarcasm, poopyhead. Everyone here knows that you need a dick to fuck someone, thereby making Trump ineligible.
Go away, batin!
Or notified Eliot?
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends–
Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with a wet fart.
(I'd sorta prefer the bang myself but I don't think Eliot meant it that way…)
Now show us the certificate of birth of that thing living on your head, Donald!
Other things only the Donald can do:
1) Fire himself.
2) find out who Trig's mom is.
3) get Dick Cheney to admit he has no heart.
4) fire himself again…
Now it is time for Donald to release his application to Wharton.
I want to see if Little Donnie Trump's barber has an authentic license. Then, the motherfucker should be hanged.
Trump's investigators are now looking into the Big O's basketball skills. There is some evidence the defense has been sagging.
Ugh! Keep digging that hole.
I'm pretty sure the crack team just banged a bunch of 7 gram rocks.
Will someone please be so kind as to jump this rat bastard in the men's restroom and stick his head in a toilet and start flushing. I would also appreciate it if you would also stick a broom handle up his a$$ without benefit of lubrication. Or perhaps some old-fashioned torture, you know, along the lines of the Spanish Inquisition?
Donald "LOL BANKRUPTCY" Trump was the reason that the acronym "ESADIAF" was invented.
I cordially invite him to do so posthaste.
I just sent this to Intense Debates help thing:
When I go to comment on Wonkette I don’t see the log in button. I can comment without the log in button, but it doesn’t really show up. Sometimes when I go to intense debate and then log in, and then go back to Wonkette I get the log in button. Sometimes not. Usually I have to log in at intense debate, then go to Wonkette, and then refresh it like 30 times. Then sooner or later I get the log in button. The problem is that after dicking around for about an hour to make one comment I am so mad I forget what I wanted to say. Or worse, I just wind up cussing out Wonkette for using you guys. Or more usually, I just don’t comment because I know it will be a fruitless hassle.
Can you guys help me? It’s probably something stupid with my cookies. I’m really getting sick of bitching at Wonkette. Maybe some sort of help button would be of, umm, help.
Bring me the skull of Jimmy Hoffa! Sir Donald!
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