Modern life came to a screeching halt this morning as people stopped and held their breaths in anticipation of leading birther “news source” WorldNetDaily’s response to the release of President Obama’s birth certificate. And here it is: first of all, let’s put “birth certificate” in quotation marks, because c’mon, DON’T JUMP TO ANY CRAZY CONCLUSIONS, AMERICA. But also, his dad was African, right? That still makes him ineligible for the presidency. Phew.
If the document proves valid, it could answer the questions raised by those who have alleged he was not actually born in Hawaii. But it also could prove his ineligibility because of its references to his father. Some of the cases challenging Obama have explained that he was a dual citizen through his father at his birth, and they contend the framers of the Constitution excluded dual citizens from qualifying as natural born citizens.
Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officer of WND, the only news agency that has waged a relentless investigative campaign on questions swirling around the Obama’s eligibility for nearly three years, was elated at the turn of events.
“We’re gratified that our work has begun to pay off,” he said. “The certificate of live birth is an absolutely vital foundation for determining constitutional eligibility of any president. We look forward to reviewing it like so many other Americans do at this late date. But it is important to remember there are still dozens of other questions concerning this question of eligibility that need to be resolved to assure what has become a very skeptical public concerning Barack Obama’s parentage, his adoption, his citizenship status throughout his life and why he continues to cultivate a culture of secrecy around his life.”
What an exciting time! Heady days! We are all lucky to live in a time of American history in which American innovators like Joseph Farah will discover enterprising excuses for refusing to recognize a black president. They should be thanking Obama! Birtherism was in a rut. Now they, like all true American dreamers, will be forced to innovate. Win the future, birthers!
EVERYONE CALM DOWN. OBAMA IS STILL A MUSLIM. HE IS STILL BLACK. HE IS STILL A COMMUNIST. WE ARE GOING TO FIND NEW WAYS TO DISCREDIT HIS EXISTENCE. SIT TIGHT. [WND]
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Sorry if you think that Obama is a dangerous Muslim extremist and I hope it's not too much of a hassle for you to leave the country when he wins again in 2012.
Smart birthers will leave now, avoid the rush. Oh, who am I kidding?- there's no such thing.
"WND, the only news agency that has waged a relentless investigative campaign on questions swirling around the Obama’s eligibility for nearly three years, was elated at the turn of events."
WND, the crazy racist loons who check under their beds nightly to look for Commies, the boogieman and atheists….
Fixed that for them.
… while ingesting massive amounts of colon cleanser and vitamins. (Which is obv. not working, being still entirely full of crap.)
I'm waiting for one of these idiots to suggest:
Now that a black guy is President, maybe we should consider turning February over to the Native Americans.
I say do it. Then we can spend the whole month discussing the wonderful relationship between the native americans and the european colonists.
OH MY GOD!!
Obama's black?
What the fuck!
How did you find out? I thought he was keeping that a secret!
Only a racist would point out that he's black. He's also half white too, you know?
No he's black and half Kansan. There's a difference. Orly told me so.
For some strange reason nobody seems to notice that part of him. I wonder why???
I know. They slipped it right by me too.
"Hey! The sheriff's a nig…" "BONG"
"No! Goldarnit dognabit, the sheriff's a nig…" "BONG"
The WND guys need a couple of bongs…
"there are still dozens of other questions concerning this question of eligibility that need to be resolved to assure what has become a very skeptical public concerning Barack Obama’s parentage, his adoption, his citizenship status throughout his life and why he continues to cultivate a culture of secrecy around his life."
QED fuckwad.
2 muchtime + 2 littlebrain = Teatardnation
Yes, he's cultivated a huge "culture of secrecy" around his life, that can be cracked only by reading two books he wrote about his life, thoughts, and ideas. And these highly secret books can only be obtained at nearly any bookstore across the nation for a nominal fee, or even rented for free at most public libraries.
So it's "secret" if you just don't believe it? What a boon for the CIA! Instead of "Top Secret", mark everything "Unbelievable".
Ripley's Federal Bureau of Investigation, or Not!
How is it that the President whose private got the most scrutiny of any President this country's ever had before his election has "a culture of secrecy around his life"? Seriously, what the fuck?
Writing two books about his life and experiences was clearly just a smokescreen to distract us all from what really happened.
"a culture of secrecy around his life"=BLACK
Ah, I see. His past is "quite dark, indeed".
Wingnuts with computers are the reason we have botnets.
he has yet to show whether he's "intact" like a good American Christian. If he ain't, well he's either muslin or chew
Well, so much for that strict Constitutional interpretation promise from the Righties. Fourteenth Amendment much, you a**hats?
Next on WND: "Obama Proven to Be only 3/5 Of A Citizen."
Yes, they love the "plain language of the Constitution". It's what the thing actually says that they hate.
And Obama thought we got that behind us so we could get to the important business of caving to them on Medicare and SSI cuts. (This comment disappeared from the last thread.)
Well said, Harry.
If you can't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
The birthers are just mad that the certificate didn't list his father's race as "Nigra".
Though they would have settled for "Neeeeeegro."
Or the original Huck Finn version thereof.
And his parents weren't Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima.
See? This TOTALLY proves that Obama's black! It's confirmed!
Now the wingtards just need to find a new way to phrase it, but they've got ABSOLUTE PROOF that he's black (at least half, but really, one drop rule and all) and so therefore totally ineligible!
I'm thinking that this is what makes this a smart strategy. By producing the birth certificate Obama forces the tards to be even tardier and more blatantly racist.
He's not even an octaroon! He's a halftaroon!
Well, the founding fathers for sure did not intend for the darkies to become presidents……
I'm pretty sure the one drop rule only applies when you're not also trying to convince The Blacks that he's not black enough to vote for (because that's how The Blacks pick their candidates, you see).
When you *are*,the terminology of choice is "mulatto". Well, unless it's "quadroon" or "octoroon".
WND=Sore losers.
Well if this does not satisfy people, I guess Obama's only other option is to resign the office of the Presidency, effective immediately.
does it say "African lion" or vice-versa?
i would love to know who that ugly smug fat woman is. she actually gives me the willies…
Really can't let it go, can you Wingtards?
THERE IS A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Deal with it.
My sister is married to a Honduran man. She has two children born in the US. He's still Honduran (resident alien) and those children born on American soil to an American mother and a Honduran father are AMERICANS.
Now, Joseph Farah (sounds muzlin-y) needs to prove his alleged birth, citizenship, intelligence, school records because there has to be a problem. His name is funny. It isn't an AMERICAN name. It MUST be a muzlin name.
Oh, I almost forgot. Fuck Off Joey.
Resident Alien? Did he impregnate your sister via facehugger?
Heard an interview w/ J. Farah (thats فرح in arabic, for you keeping score), and his line is that since mommy was only 18 and in 1961 the mother had to be 19 to confer citizenship, Barry defaulted to Kenyan status. You see, Barry Sr. appeared from behind a rock, proclaiming "where's all the white women at?" before spawning Barry Jr., which can only happen with nubile 18 year old white women.
Oh, and for your irony pleasure, Farah mean "joy", in arabic.
"Barry Sr. appeared from behind a rock, proclaiming "where's all the white women at?" before spawning Barry Jr."
Can I just say? I love the mental picture this creates.
Obama's father was a citizen of the country of Africa.
So now "African" is a race as well as a country, I guess.
In 1961 it sure was.
More likely, it was how Obama Sr. and Stanley thought of his race. Pan-Africanism preferred the term"African race" as a direct contrast to the more divisive (or sometime considered derogatory) "Negro race."
Of course, to Afterbirthers, this will mean that the document is a forgery.
That is well-reasoned and grounded in historical fact.
Your argument doesn't stand a chance.
One can only hope the President has the cojones to ignore the WND although the indications so far aren't very good.
I am sure Obama has no problem ignoring WND, but it is a lot harder to ignore stumping Trump (who gets all of his talking points directly from them).
That thud was the national IQ dropping a few points.
Birfers 1 – Barry 0.
But don't forget–the sheriff is STILL near.
Yet, this is good news for tin foil hat manufacturers everywhere now that World Net has joined the Obama conspiracy.
It says very clearly he was born at a "Maternity and Gynecological Hospital."
Why would a man be at a hospital for women? HMMM?!?!?!?!?!!!!
But seriously folks, despite all the nattering nabobs of negativism, this IS a win for Obama. I find it all deflating, to be sure, and Obama had the unhappy task of treating the idiots as they really are (i.e. idiots), but this is definitely a win for Obama.
"…Obama had the unhappy task of treating the idiots as they really are (i.e. idiots)…"
I dunno, "sideshows and carnival barkers" didn't seem to stick in his craw too much. I'm beginning to think this could turn out to be a good thing for Sane America.
1.15% APY with no fees? That's almost as unbelievable as this birth certificate, OBAMAR.
Finally a new national holiday! Happy "Birth Certificate" Day, everybody!
And yet, The Negro Question is still with us…
"If the document proves valid…" Oh, Jeebus F Christmas, will nothing satisfy them? Do they want to slobber over it themselves…
"Kapiolani" sounds like a town in Kenya to me
/shrugs
Unfortunately that's their savings account rate. Their credit card rate is 21.15%.
They say that they will go if he is elected again and they will stay anyway to burn some Korans. Shhh, remember not to tell all the Koran burners that buying so many copies could push it onto the N.Y. Times Best Seller List.
Black dude that taught my 11th grade geometry class in California maintained that Jesus was indeed black. I can't remember how we got from Pythagoras to that particular subject, but I do remember him saying that the Bible said that Jesus had soft curly locks, like a sheep, proving to him that "Jesus had nappy hair." Weird the shit that sticks with you.
"the Bible said that Jesus had soft curly locks, like a sheep, proving to him that "Jesus had nappy hair.""
I have soft, curly locks like a lamb.
I thought it just meant I have curly hair like my father's side of the family, but maybe I'm actually black… you know, like Prince?
I think if we poke them with a stick one or two more times, we can get them to just cold say he's a goddamn n****r.
You probably need to add "in public" there
Once… and… for all…
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Can you smell it? Smells like brains boiling. Hair brains that is.
I'd like to slap that Farah person silly, but someone beat me to it.
Ken earlier had posted, regarding the week ahead: "Should be fun… and maybe surprising" or something to that effect.
Ken how did you resist wiki'leaking this any sooner? It's as if I got leaked on when I read that days ago, but couldn't identify what it was until now, and it feels more like I 'got slimed.'
The birthers are worried that next the WH will release proof that BHO is a direct descendent of Haile Selassie, which means that Barry is Jeebus incarnate and the Feds will be distributing black cali ganja with your tax refunds.
"But it is important to remember there are still dozens of other questions concerning this question of eligibility that need to be resolved to assure what has become a very skeptical public concerning Barack Obama’s parentage."
No, there aren't, you fucking idiot.
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but isn't there some person or agency who does background checks on candidates running for President, among other things, vetting their eligibility?
Trump "I'm very proud of myself…"
Translation: "The Ni**er fucked me. Nice ride while it lasted, back to the reality TV slog."
Donald Trump is a bloated sleazebag.
well all Jews came from Egypt anyway,, and Egypt is in AFRICA omg !!!
"But it is important to remember there are still dozens of other questions concerning this question of eligibility that need to be resolved…"
1) Is He Black?
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They know it's fake because WND put quotes around birth certificate. Like this: 'birth certificate.'
And you can also tell it's fake because neither 'birth' nor 'certificate' are in ALL CAPS.
This won't satisfy the birfers. Once you go whack, you never go back.
Here are the choices:
What do you think of Fox News' Shepard Smith declaring Obama is 'a citizen'?
Fantastic. Even Fox News is not buying into the far-right, conspiratorial nonsense
By saying "citizen," I assume Smith meant "natural born citizen"
Shep's sarcasm was a brilliant way to ridicule the wingnut birthers
With Hannity and others on Fox edging toward birtherism, it's good to know there's still a real journalist at FNC
The comment is an indication that we've moved beyond the archaic language of "natural born citizen" in the Constitution
Shep's assessment of Obama's eligibility is on par with his erroneous assessment of Billy Graham's life status
With Hannity openly validating and hosting guests discussing eligibility, one wonders whether this is truly the official position of Fox News
With only 38% of Americans solidly believing Obama was born in the U.S., people such as Shep Smith, Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck who denigrate the eligibility issue are on the wrong side of history
TV hosts can say anything they want, but Obama simply needs to show incontrovertible proof
Hey Shep, Arnold Schwarzenegger is "a citizen," too, but he can't be president. Get it?
What do you expect from a newscaster who described those questioning eligibility as "crazies"?
It is now confirmed that Shepard Smith is not a credible journalist. Period
Other
WND doesn't seem to realize the effect of diluting its poll choices. They should be akin to "Absolute fraud, or fraud absolutely?
Birther hysteria: Arglebargle or foofaraw?
Just when you thought you'd won that argument from Thanksgiving dinner.
Hey, has Oily Taint weigh in on the subject or is she in jail somewhere?
She has, actually. Well, actually sorta. She says "it's a step in the right direction" but that he's prolly still not eligible, because, you know, African.
Oily has weighed in. She is moving on to claiming Pres. Obama is using a false social security #. Still suing. She is a moron and why the media gives her a platform I do not know!
Next meme: Hawaii isn't really part of the US! McKinley stole it from King Kamehameha in 1898! Ergo, Obama isn't a legitimate president. Whereas we bought Alaska from the Rooskies, so that makes Palin president by default. Why? Follow along, this is complicated: McCain was born in Panama, so he couldn't be president anyway, but we bought Alaska from the Rooskies fair and square (when a Republican was president, natch!). So there it is: step down, Obama, and give the scepter to Sarah.
Anyone can see by examining this document that it was forged for him by William Ayers.
Oh thank god. It's curtains for Mittens with his Mexican father. Fun times.
Wow, these people really want Joe Biden to be President.
They figure, at least Joe's white.
Nah, they want to invalidate the '08 election and install Lou Sarah.
Look, these people are experts at believing something long after it's been proven false by evidence or just plain common sense.
In other words, they're Christians.
Well, not ALL Christians are Cretins. Only the ones on the right. Some of us have brains and know how to use them. And we don't watch Fox news.
Of course, nothing will satisfy these traitorous anti-American slobs short of Obama saying "I'm sorry for being born black" and slinking off into retirement.
So my question is – why should anyone give two fucks if these drooling morons are "satisfied"? Fuck them and the Republican whores who pooped them out.
Terminator?
First they wanted the truth, then they wanted proof. Now, is it obvious they just want to tell them the lies they WANT to believe..?
"The Children of the Sea" in the version without so many troublesome extra vowels? Si.
Alternate hed: I was blind, but now I… Now I'm still blind.
"Some of the cases challenging Obama have explained that he was a dual citizen through his father at his birth, and they contend the framers of the Constitution excluded dual citizens from qualifying as natural born citizens."
That's some solid fucking research right there, people. SOME OF THE CASES EXPLAIN THIS THING THAT IS NOT TRUE.
"Some of the cases challenging Obama have explained that he was a dual citizen"
Yes, he's a dual citizen, both of the United States and of the State of Illinois. My goodness, a birther somewhere has read the Fourteenth Amendment!
"they contend the framers of the Constitution excluded dual citizens from qualifying as natural born citizens."
Then we are well and truly fucked, aren't we?
The framers of the Constitution WERE dual citizens.
"…why he continues to cultivate a culture of secrecy around his life.”
He's the President of the MOST hated country around the world (thanks to hateful, spiteful people like you)…GEE, why does he keep a semi-low profile? JIHAD… among other reasons morons.
“We’re gratified that our work has begun to pay off,” he said.
And by "pay off," he of course means "be exposed as total horseshit."
You forgot reverse-vampire.
Would Bruce Springsteen have objected if Obama had come out to this press conference to his song "Born in the USA" blaring from the overhead speakers?
Andrew Jackson, Thomas Jefferson, James Buchanan, Chester Arthur, Woodrow Wilson, Herbert Hoover, and Barack Hussein. All traitors to the constitution. They made the founders cry…….and no, Jefferson wasn't a founder. He had a Koran and fucked browns. He was a muslin traitor!!!
How about Why Not Die! With cream cheese.
Afterbirthers.
Well, given that it's Hawaii, it should just read "Haole" rather than "African." As in, "Aloha, thanks for coming, Haole, why don't you just empty your wallet right here and now, and get right back on the fucking plane?"
You know who else was a dual citizen while serving as chief of government?
(Teabagger hero Winston Fucking Churchill)
Augusto Pinochet? (You didn't say what country.)
I've been meaning to mention that I like the new pic.
Is she still trying to file suit with the U.N. claiming that she's being persecuted in America?
Yeah,except now she's feeling persecuted because no one's paying any attention to her.
I bet her wet and tight pussy has dried right up and slammed shut.
I liked Norman Mailer's "The White Person of Color"
And here's why there was no point taking this step: Yesterday they wanted to see his birth certificate because it would prove once and for all whether he was a citizen. Today, the birth certificate "is an absolutely vital foundation for determining constitutional eligibility of any president." So it proves nothing, it just becomes the "vital foundation" for an ongoing investigation into the question.
It is not pointless! For one thing, Obama just created thousands of jobs for teatards in the Goalpost-Moving industry.
Wait a second… where are all those hilarious trolls, with their well-reasoned and insightful comments about the birth certificate? I was totally expecting them all to be here! What's the matter, folks? Come on, speak up with your little herpy derpy voices!
Bobtroll is too busy crying and/or fapping to post here for at least an hour or so.
the man IS very good at the long game.
Where is his Long Game Certificate?!?!
WND has a poll on this crucial issue!
WE DISTORT, YOU DECIDE
What do you think of Fox News' Shepard Smith declaring Obama is 'a citizen'?
http://forums.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&...
Hey, Wonketteers! I just posted a few items on Beitfart's site, fun and hi-jinx , they don't know whether to shit or go blind over there! I will watch my p trickle down now-.
Oh come on, you gotta link to it.
Since we share intensedebate with breitfart, all you gotta do is go to Lizzie's intensedebate page and nose around.
Lucky me! I am having a chat with one of these creeps. I have been compared to….Skoal Rebel!Wednesday, April 27, 2011 4:04 PM Thumbelina replied to your comment on 'Bemused' Obama Releases Birth Certificate / Breitbart.tv: Where's the racist statement, Lyin' Lizzie? “Deemings” don't count in adult world. The Wonk Klux Klan called their missing an idiot and a hood. Is this one of your alter-egos? http://intensedebate.com/people/skoalrebel Go to comment In reply to your comment:All you have left now is your racism..just shout out “Oh my God there is a black man in the White House” you'll feel better and more honest.
Que the "mainstream" Teabaggers saying they were never associated with the Birther movement in 3….2…..
People outside of blackspolitation movies seriously use the word "honky"?
Yup.
PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!
"For 8 years, we had this dim-witted President…
Now, we have an intelligent President"
Also, the whole "skin color" thing.
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