What the hell? Why is that bald eagle, our national symbol, fleeing Ron Paul on his campaign website's logo? Is it because Ron Paul wants to take away the federal environmental regulations that protect the eagle from extinction? Or maybe we're looking at this wrong. Is the bird defecating out this logo as he flies on by? Wait a second, did Ron Paul just steal that swoosh thing from Mitt Romney, who, in fact, originally stole it from Aquafresh?
Yep.
Also, why are Paul and his bird in black and white? Are they running together on a ticket against Kennedy and Johnson? Paul's people were able to find photos of their boss and a bald eagle that were in color, right? [ Ron Paul ]
And filing birther lawsuits against the Army.
Cheaper to get a can of New Country Smell and spray it around the Rust Belt.