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Allen West compared American politics to the movie 300 last week, because that’s of course the best analogy for anything, especially if you’re face down on the beer-soaked floor of a frat house or something like that. Why is it that this huge country runs a budget deficit? Women. Stupid women are always like, “Don’t murder the poor,” and sap men of the testosterone they need to balance the budget. The rarer breed, conservative women, though, shut up and stand aside so the men can do their penis-required work. Sounds about right.

WEST: We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side — these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness — to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That’s what we need you to do. Because if you don’t, then the debt will continue to grow…deficits will continue to grow.

Stop forcing men to spend all that money on war, Code Pink! Why do you want America to waste so many resources we don’t have on defense? Men like those in that 300 documentary Allen West saw hate war and its costs.

Go back to your socialist-run dollhouses and let the guys with the dumb flat-top haircuts fix the country, okay? [Think Progress]

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