Playgirlmodel and father of at least one "Palin baby" Levi Johnston is about to add another accomplishment to his resume: literary sensation. Levi, who became famous for impregnating one of Sarah Palin's children, is the author of the forthcomingDeer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs.C'mon, Levi, those are just surveyor's marks! The book will have a bunch of crazy stories about Sarah eating Taco Bell and saying that thing about her baby that is a very bad thing to say, unless Sarah or Rush Limbaugh says it. We will buy this book right away! Ha ha, not really, but we will blog about it, when it's released in the Fall. (We're saving our Ameros for the Larry Flynt book!)
Tony Pierce at the Los Angeles Timeswrites:
Levi Johnston, the 20-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandson, announced Monday that he is writing a tell-all book about the controversial Alaska family.
Johnston, who fathered a baby boy with Palin's oldest daughter, Bristol, while the couple were high school sweethearts, says he wrote the book "for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country."
And now, more than ever, this country needs Levi. [ LAT / Radar ]
Coming of age? Bullshit. The Red Badge of Courage was a coming of age story. Levi's book is nothing more that self-absorbed wankery and fame whoring.
For those who need the title explained, I offer these verbatim quotes from the Urban Dictionary:
<i>Deer: An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.</i>
<i>Headlights: breasts, boobs, tits.</i>
I hope this clarifies things.