President Obama hosted an impromptu Christian egg-thing on his lawn this morning, probably because he forgot to send out a “Happy Easter!” eCard and needed to cover his ass. Your Wonkette had the panache to attend this family event and then ask Barack Obama a mean-spirited question about an American citizen who has been held indefinitely without even being charged with an actual “crime.” We are terrible, worse than James O’Queef! Yes! And here are some of our other heavily-edited videos, which prove ACORN gave free abortions to the underage Easter bunny:
All sorts of important people and creatures were in attendance. Even Bo Obama made an appearance, probably so he could poop and pee. At around the 0:10 mark you can hear judgmental Ms. Arielle Fleisher calling Bo “fat,” which is extremely rude. Doesn’t she know that Bo is struggling with bulimia and “can’t stop snacking on Michelle Obama’s toes between meals?” We were going to ask Bo about Libya but he got away.
It’s the Harlem Globetrotters! Watch them as they back-flip slam-dunk all of the Easter eggs, creating delicious Jesus omelets for everyone to enjoy. In this video Arielle asks rhetorically, “This is what an Easter egg roll is?” and then wonders how she’ll explain such a spectacle to her Jewish friends. Oy vey, Gefilte fish, etc.!
Here is Beatnik Peacetrain Barack Obummer, taking a five minute smoke-break from his busy schedule (Zeppelin-bombing half the world/massaging Goldman Sachs’ testicles) to play with small children. Staged photo shoots make everything okay!
Oh, and then Fred Astaire popped out of a cake and flirted with all the womens and tap danced in a toy store and sang songs about how awesome Easter is:
Cute little event. We’re still a nation of violent monsters though, the end.
Special thanks to Wonkabout Pork Mistress Arielle Fleisher, for the photographs and swell company!
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There's not enough alcohol in the world to make that event look like any fun to me.
Sorry, pinkocommi, the sun is out today. That is adorable.
"Americans are still monsters, though."
I took my kids twice during the Clinton admin and have a photo of my daughter with Janet Reno to prove it! I also have a photo of Bill Clinton's cufflink/sleeve button caught in some woman's hair(no, not that hair, you dirty wonketteers!)
Poor Bo being abused by the Wonkette meanies. He's just glandular.
Speaking of fat dogs, these are fat dogs… http://lolosad.com/fat-dogs.html
Hey…I own a fat dog and you're all cruel racists! Also, my dog is fat because of anti-depressants, and no…I'm not pulling your leg. He was put on anti-depressants because a relative of mine was driving him toward violent insanity and the vet was worried he was going to murder at least a tech. Eh, this was before I owned him (and yes, I took him off of them but it was too late)…my parents gave him to me for…other yet related reasons, but still….maybe Bo has the same problem, yes? I mean, being present when the beltway press is around would give any dog worth his teeth the urge to kill, and then not being able to endulge said urge? Bo either eats away his rage, or he's so zoned out he doesn't even know when he's inside or outside.
Haha…that link is funny (my dog used to sort of resemble #3) and the outraged comments are even funnier…I'm guessing people angry at the poster are missing the "humane society donation" links..and all the other ones to care about dogs, too.
Did you at least get your special Breitbart Bunny-hug?
Everyone thought it but you had to go there.
I'm nothing if not opportunistic. And obvious.
It just doesn't stop being funny! Pore Riley.
“This is what an Easter egg roll is?”
They are beautiful and very colorful… but you will be hungry again in an hour.
Easter is arguably the best of the Holidays. The only thing keeping it from being the outright best Holiday is the fact that it isn't held on a Monday or a Friday.
We Americans simply love hiding colorful little objects for children to find. I'm referring, of course, to cluster bomblets.
Is it just my imagination or has Barack picked up Redd Foxx's gait from Sanford & Son? C'mon man, yer not that old yet!
oh man. Accidental downfist. =(
I have a vaguely relevant comment involving the prez!
Two things. The rich lady who bought that table in CA for $75K to sing that silly song was in the VIP area with hopey. She approached him and was all up in his grill (as I believe the kids say) about marijuana legalization. "I smoked weed in college!" she exclaims. His reply? "Good"
Now the relevant bit. The lady approaches our esteemed and revered new California Governor, Jerry Brown, and asks him his opinion on Bradley Manning. "Who?", he responds, flummoxed. Ah, Jerry Brown. The man who had to have "Jeopardy" explained to him as he "met" Watson the computer recently.
'Beatnik Peacetrain Barack Obummer'… the newest ride at 6 flags over haliburton
Hah, reminds me of the Easter mornin' greeting I received from a dear (pagan) friend, "may you not run over the Risen Easter Bunny on your way home from the egg hunt" (snif, it made the Jesus weep with joy)
Hey! I thought it was traditional for the President to pardon the Easter eggs!
Did the kids put Lincoln logs in the sock drawers?
also: this seems to be a very stupid way to pass the time.
who came up with this crap?
Just be glad it's not anything like the Catalan traditions.
I liked it- I got free ice cream(Hillary was first lady,maybe now it is carrot sticks). Also there were wrestlers from the WWF(I guess now it is something else) in costume
Speaking soley from my position as a socialist, progressive, secularist, islamist, pro-big government, anti-Rearden metal, crypto-commu-fascist that is thrusting the gay agenda down our children's innocent and supple young throats: I too think Bo is fat
?? He went to Wharton and majored in the only degree path offered–Capitalist Pigfucking Whore. A lot of people don't even think of Penn as an ivy… Is he ready to defend Palin's umpteen "college choices"?
Sorry…I deleted the post and reposted it in the Levi thread.
Is there some rule against double posts? Are we assumed to be reading every thread and need to be saved from repeats?
Really, I have to read the Levi post to find out who majored in CPW? Really?
Did Bo go to Wharton or Penn? Fred Astair?
Fucked by Barak, again.
I heard President Obama wasn't really celebrating Easter. He was in fact celebrating the resurrection of John Barleycorn, mythological wheat god. Or the return of Perrsephone from the underworld. Or the resurrection (and reassembly) of Osiris. Or the resurrection of Bacchus. Or Mithra or Adonis. But them sweet little girls? They ain't Christian no more. Baptised into some horrible dying-and-being-reborn cult that preaches to be good to one another. It's an abomination really.
Fred Astaire::Easter : Kenny G::Christmas
Lou Sarah::April Fools Day
Trust me, you wouldn't want Bo to answer any of your questions…he can be really condescending to the media.
didn't he bite a reporter once?
Are you saying all black dogs look alike? That's species profiling.
NFL, lockout or no, better start looking over your shoulder the new Sunday teevee sport has arrived.
We had lots o' ham left over from Easter and last night I got the great idea to make Ham Biscuits, just like I'd seen on Wonkette! We didn't have any pop'n fresh, so I made the biscuits from scratch using Bisquick. Though I have some cooking experience — boil-in-a-bag Salisbury steak in the 70s — I'm afraid my ham biscuits were dreadful, inedible chunks of styro fail. Today I will try tube biscuits.
Bisquick is not your friend. Go to Food Network's page and search for Southern Biscuits (Alton Brown has a couple variations on it, depending whether you like buttermilk or not). Anything you find will be better than anything out of a package or a tube, and they really aren't that hard to make.
The Easter egg roll lacks the crisp efficiency it had last year when Rahm was running it.
"You call that fucking egg hidden?!!! My retarded cousin could find that fucker and he couldn't find his ass with two hands, a map and a fucking flashlight!!!"
Why is the black man making all those white kids pick up his dog's poop? Did a reparations bill pass Congress or something?
Here's conservapussy Erick Erickson's nightmare of Obama Easter:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/123012234-Obama-E...
where's the bite the head off the choco bunny event? that always seems to go over with the kiddies..
Hope Barry kept his eyes peeled; might possibly find his balls hidden among all those eggs.
Now that's just mean . . . he promised to stand up to Wall Street and quit blowing up all the foreigns during his third term, not his first!
I think you meant “Blowing Wall Street” and “Standing on the Foreigns”.
That's for the first two terms. After that, he'll stand strong. And apparently, our trolls may hate Obama, but they don't like me badmouthing him either.
They live for teh Hate. Make their day.
"our trolls may hate Obama, but they don't like me badmouthing him either"
They just don't like comments that contain the word "blowing"; it reminds them of all they're missing.
Speaking of holiday treats, here is a fine Website to consult when you're planning a get-together with your Teabagging in-laws: http://apocalypsecakes.wordpress.com/
I'm surprised you didn't post anything about the Predator attack that took out the kids that were hording all the eggs.
"Donnie Darko" had a less creepy rabbit.
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