He’s staying out of the race so he can spend more time with his fresh-made biscuits.
Guess all that “suddenly being decent to black people” was a waste of time. Oh well. This leaves the field wide open for an actual one of these to make a run. [Twitter]
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Who?
What?
Where?
When?
Why?
the fuck?
All of them, Katie.
Apparently no one cares about "why"…. but my guess, just for the record: perhaps maybe Haley had a fluid moment and caught the geyh?
pourquoi?
Bubba da Gutt.
"Guess all that “suddenly being decent to black people” was a waste of time. "
Guess all that "suddenly being decent to black people" was too hard for him.
Fixed!
"I intend to remain a fat racist a**hat, however, in accordance with my GOP Principles."
/extended
I don't see why he's not running, then, you know?
His future is mapped-out on his nose. Jim Beam and lots of it.
I just assumed he was bulking up to take a shot at the NJ governorship.
I guess his wife/sister said now for the last time. It's understandable. Haley can't even run to the buffet anymore, never mind for president.
He wasn't birther trash, so he decided not to waste his time.
well, if being an obese lobbyist in charge of one of the nation's most dysfunctional states doesn't qualify someone to be president, i don't know what does.
It would be a challenge to bring everything to level of Mississippi, dead last, on an international level so he is out.
I dunno. We're already making real progress nationwide.
Snyder, Walker, and T-Paw have upped the level so much Haley just realized he's not up to the task of debasing the country.
Was it the racism? Was it the lobbying? Was it the 65 chins? Nope, it was the girl's name, death in Iowa.
He’s staying out of the race so he can spend more time attending imaginary Martin Luther King rallies.
I think you meant real-life Klan rallies.
The Foghorn Leghorn vote is up for grabs.
That man, I say that man is about as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.
Boy, I say boy…
He is holding out for a top position in the reestablished Confederacy.
By George, I think you're right!
Has he been naming his cowboys boots too?
And, "I will not marry Prince William this Friday." This is a "Statement of the Obvious" contest, right?
Wants to spend more time with his Civil War Reenactment Crew.
Darn.
Kudo's for the brevity of the humor!!!
He's dropping out of the race to spend more time with his food.
He's still around? I thought the GoDaddy CEO, Bob Parsons shot Haley Babar when he was on safari.
Run, Sarah, Run!
I guess he realized that his odds of getting votes outside of the Diabeetus 2 belt were as slim as the odds of him starring as Daisy Duke in the next revival of the Duks of Hazard (Boss Hogg for sure.)
Fat idiots don't want to vote for another fat idiot.
Since when?
since Taft?
Wall Sheeeit! I was so looking forward to racist, mouffullashit, Jabba being the true face of the repuklikan party.
I'm sure you'll get your wish. He may not be running for POTUS but he sure as hell ain't going to stfu.
Damn it!
I figured if Haley ran, Daisy Dukes would make a comeback.
David Duke also too.
I say, I say, what a durn shame.
Does Obama now get the Fat White Racist Vote. cause its up for grabs
I think Huck has that sewn up now.
That Huck — always sewing up the wrong thing.
I blame the negras.
I blame the frijoles negras.
Fixed. (Haley does have quite a stench….)
Does this rule out running for the CSA presidency too?
Not a chance after the secession he will be the man.
My heart is broken…*sob*. Here I thought maybe someone could make an attempt to stand up and call Obama out on all this stuff he is doing to ruin the country… but alas…
This leaves the field wide open for Boss Hogg.
However, he is running for one of the Konservative Kitizens Kouncils.
Cracker has no cheese.
Pork belly has no future.
Well, in Haley's defense, why would he want to give up all the glamor of being Lord God King of Mississippi just so he could have his Jupiter-sized ass handed to him by an uppity nigra?
Wait, wasn't Jupiter the name of one of his daddy's, er, household help?
But who will stand up for the separation of the races?
Oh, wait, it is the Republican Party. All of them.
Haley running for anything more than a hot dog cart run by Ignatius Reilly seems out of place.
Has he perhaps discovered that his sexual orientation has become a fluid thing?
It's a smart political move. He needs to strengthen his credentials with a reality tv show, then he can run.
Haley Babar's Missississippi?
Coming soon on TLC: Haley Barbour's Pork Products. The Mississippi Governor takes a look at the many ways in which his porcine brethren can be processed into items resembling food. Mondays at 7
Roscoe P Coltrane for Preznit!
Whoopyfuckingdoo! I'm not running for president either.
Does this mean David Duke is back in?
And Taft celebrated, confident his place in history was secure.
So, he' not running for the #1 spot? He looks more like #2 anyway.
Those darn Duke Boys
And Mitt Romney's chances just got 0.0001% better.
Well I'll be dipped. Looks like Sarah Palin actually did help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism, just like she said she would.
This is good news for Ron Paul's blimp.
So the rumor (that I'm starting here and now) that his buttocks have merged with his chair is true?
I was kinda looking forward to him debating Christie, just to see who sweats the most.
He'll be President when Mississippi secedes.
Haley going to the Reagan Library and announcing he's for States Rights doesn't carry the same weight as Reagan going to Mississippi and announcing he's for States Rights.
Besides, Haley's carrying too much weight as it is.
Well that's one way to keep Trent Lott from saying something unfortunate about you on your hundredth birthday.
I think he's expecting the Eisenhower treatment. When no other (electable) Southerners enter the race, "draft Barbour" will become the order of the day.
In related news, I (5'10", 200#, 40-something) will not be entering the 2011 NBA Draft.
I'm sorry to hear that. Barbour seemed to be one of the more liberal Republican candidates on the ticket this time around who called for "separate but equal", rather than actual lynching.
Maybe he realized if he runs for that office they'll be digging thru his trash fir dirt?
That wharf has just left the ship, or something like that…
damn barbie, we were counting on the rotund voters to show up at your rallies and go nuts about the negro…not fair
After a thorough review of his finances, he no doubt could not figure a way to mount a campaign that could win without winding up in prison (even in these rules? WTF are rules? days). Oh damn, back to being a backwater southern gubbner cutting aid to the poor some more, and education some more, and health care some more….
I will not run for Miss America(58, 5'2", married-but none of that matters)
I heard he's dropping out so he could go spend more time with his local (White) Citizens Council.
This announcement frees up quite a bit of room in the Republican primary.
He does impress me as the type who would swallow.
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