EWW! COOTIES!  3:09 pm April 25, 2011

Bryan Fischer Opines On Lady Gaga, Admits He May Be Turning Into a Gay

by Jack Stuef

Soon to have some fashion sense, hopefully?The 2012 Republican presidential field’s favorite Jesus-band radio host, the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, routinely professes to the world how disgusting gay people are, just in case people forgot and briefly thought he may enjoy penises being inserted into his rectum. But this latest column is a bit of a departure. He leads off with an opinion on whether Lady Gaga is original or merely a ripoff of Madonna, for one, which is not something everyday red-blooded American men usually talk about when they make pained conversation with one another after church. “Sexual orientation is fluid and is hardly a fixed, immovable thing,” Fischer says now. Uh oh, gays. Is Bryan Fischer about to join your team? Have your sexy bodies turned him into an ex-straight?

Fischer’s argument is that because he found a post by a lesbian on the blog Pam’s House Blend about feeling attracted to a man, gays should not have rights.

She sheepishly admits that “I didn’t intend to love this Marine,” and then ruefully acknowledges that “bisexuality happens, ok?” which is just another way of saying that even she has been forced to admit that sexual orientation is fluid and is hardly a fixed, immovable thing. She is living proof. [...]

We’ve often made the point that race is immutable but sexual orientation is not. We don’t know any ex-blacks, but we do know ex-gays. Now everybody who reads “Pam’s House Blend” knows one too.

Man, wouldn’t it be great if we could make blacks white, though? Bryan gets excited just thinking about it!

Fischer thinks he has destroyed the gay rights movement with this “discovery” but doesn’t realize the problem with saying “sexuality is fluid” is that it means straight men like him can suddenly want to have sex with a man at any second. He’s got to be VERY CAREFUL not to let his fluid mind start wanting to suck cocks.

Even Lady Gaga is perpetuating the myth with her new song, “Born This Way,” which is receiving notorious attention mostly for being a blatant rip-off of the Madonna song “Express Yourself.”

Bryan Fischer’s opinions of the world are now dictated by his interpretation of Lady Gaga and Madonna music. No, this cold-hearted bigot not starting to turn gay. Why would you ever think that? [AFA]

 

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anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 3:12 pm

My sexuality is so fluid that I got wet just reading Fischer's article!

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Watch out with that loose talk, Missy. The republicans will be putting up spy cameras around there and alerting the Army Corps of Engineers. No wet vaginas allowed. It's what jesus wants.

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm

I do recall the New Testament detailing the importance of "arid hoohas" in many a verse.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Yup. Jesus liked it sandy, like his 40 days in the desert.

snicker snack April 26, 2011 at 10:45 pm

My sexual fluidity often depends on the amount of alcohol ingested. Right now I'm at motorboating a lovely young woman while stroking a thick hard cock. I might be at optimum alcohol level now.

Steverino247 April 25, 2011 at 3:12 pm

If that's an example of his "O" face, teh gayz are in trouble.

DashboardBuddha April 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

You're getting ahead of yourself. He's just showing us the proper form to blow Briebart.

horsedreamer_1 April 25, 2011 at 3:12 pm

You know who else was an Italian-American advocate for gay rights?

nounverb911 April 25, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Al Capone?

Goonemeritus April 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Joe Bonanno?

LabRodent April 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Also known as Joey Pipes

weejee April 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Antonin the Tortte-anything-but-leanie Scalia

Fukui_sanYesOta April 25, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Joe Pesci?

nounverb911 April 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Frank Sinatra?

Doktor Zoom April 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm

That greasy kid in "Saturday Night Fever"?

OurHoboSenator April 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Rick Santorum?

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Whoever it was, I'll bet he was killed off on Season 4 of The Sopranos.

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Vito Spatafore?

hollywooddood April 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Christine O'Donnell?

OkieDokieDog April 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Sly Stallone?

Hatrabbit April 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Ronnie 'Rigatoni' Reagan

elviouslyqueer April 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Duh, Antonin Scalia.

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Ken Cuccinelli?

ProgressiveInga April 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Nancy Pelosi?

tcaalaw April 25, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Sonny Wortzik as portrayed by Al Pacino?

Negropolis April 26, 2011 at 12:12 am

Abe Vidgoda? He's the answer to every question about Eye-talian Americans, right?

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 3:52 pm

John Travolta?

LabRodent April 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Who the Fu*k is Bryan Fischer? (Hooray for Me I guess.)

OkieDokieDog April 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

http://twitter.com/rightwingwatch
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/

More than you'll ever want to know about what these bible humpers are up to.

Swampgas_Man April 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Even on Wonkette, you'll find several items on Bryan "The only good injun is a dead one" Fischer. I started loathing him months ago and avoided the rush.

emmelemm April 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

All I know about Bryan Fischer, I've learned from Wonkette, and that's as much as I care to know. Click-y the link-ies at your own risk (of sanity).

OkieDokieDog April 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm

There's a whole rabid gang of them. I feel sorry for the people at Right Wing Watch that have to actually watch that crap. I skate by on reading the "highlights".

Selfish_T April 25, 2011 at 9:48 pm

He's the man who is bravely telling the truth about the dangers of man-eating bears.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 3:53 pm

"We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears!" — the population of Springfield, USA

nounverb911 April 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm

"Bryan Fischer Opines On Lady Gaga, Admits He May Be Turning Into a Gay"
If you think its happening, its already too late.

Extemporanus April 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Hang in there, Bryan — it gets better.

Negropolis April 26, 2011 at 12:13 am

WIN

Extemporanus April 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm

"I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline'…but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know…I tuned out."

Lascauxcaveman April 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Stylistically, (heh) Madonna was just riffing on the great Re Styles, of early Tubes fame, who in turn, was riffing on Marlene Dietrich, I guess.

Steal from the best, I guess.

Extemporanus April 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm

"Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon…dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

CthuNHu April 25, 2011 at 10:39 pm

Proof that Madonna had talent: Her career did not come to an utter irrevocable screeching crashing bridge-abutment-fireball stop with 'Lucky Star.'

Man, that song was shit.

baconzgood April 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm

"We don’t know any ex-blacks"

Ahhhh, Michael Jackson. Duh?

Swampgas_Man April 25, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Mr. Jackson is an ex-living person. He's given up the oxygen habit.

OneDollarJuana April 25, 2011 at 4:58 pm

That's cuz he used up his lifetime's allotment early in his hyberbaric chamber.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 3:55 pm

They prefer, "living-challenged".

Fukui_sanYesOta April 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Wait, what? He takes sense – “Sexual orientation is fluid and is hardly a fixed, immovable thing,” – and then twists it into some kind of bigotry?

There's no hope for these people.

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

What's worse (yes, I guess it can be) is that he seems to sincerely believe that there was a possibility that race WAS fluid, and that we finally settled on it NOT being fluid, and he's kind of bummed about that.

Swampgas_Man April 25, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Race IS fluid, as long as these bigots follow the one drop of African-American blood = N*gger.

Geminisunmars April 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Fluidity of brain matter.

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Damn near dripping out of his nose, isn't it? Or is that cum?

ManchuCandidate April 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm

He's never turned into ghey. He's always been just too much of a sissy mary to actually admit it*

*also a major league dumbass, too. I could go on about how scientists figured out one's sexuality is hardwired and how much one's attraction to schlong or vag varies but why bother when we have to delve into the world of skienze, genetiks and evilushun.

Fare la Volpe April 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Hail Mary, Full of Spunk

DaRooster April 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm

I can see by your ears, how much you drunk.

ProgressiveInga April 25, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Genetics has a liberal bias.

Texan_Bulldog April 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Clarence Thomas=ex black

Ducksworthy April 25, 2011 at 3:14 pm

South Africa has demonstrated conclusively that raping lesbians turns them straight.

i_AM_ready April 25, 2011 at 3:15 pm

"He leads off with an opinion on whether Lady Gaga is a ripoff of Madonna, which is not something everyday red-blooded American men usually talk about."

Dude dropped his purse.

snicker snack April 26, 2011 at 10:47 pm

He really is a Tinky Winky motherfucker.

CapeClod April 25, 2011 at 3:15 pm

"just in case people forgot and briefly thought he may enjoy penises being inserted into his rectum."

You forgot the part about wriggling it around in excrement.

Texan_Bulldog April 25, 2011 at 3:16 pm

"You forgot the part about wriggling it around in excrement."

You forgot the part about wriggling it around in Santorum.

Fixed

emmelemm April 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm

I think you have to wriggle around a little in the excrement first to *create* the Santorum. More wriggling, more Santorum.

(But what do I know? Spoiler alert: Not a whole lot.)

CthuNHu April 25, 2011 at 11:00 pm

Fischer goes in, Santorum goes out. You can't explain it.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Squirmish. That is all.

OkieDokieDog April 25, 2011 at 3:17 pm

I sense another Beatles-like record burning coming on. That always works in driving out the demons.

Is there nothing that the RWNJ's don't fixate on?

Poindexter718 April 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm

When Fischer talks fluid sexuality, it's a euphamism for Santorum.

GuyClinch April 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Fischer really had better be careful. It's a slippery butt-slope. One day you're saying "fluid", next day you've got fluid all over your face.

memzilla April 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I'm guessing Fischer is as flaccid sexually as he is intellectually. (We can still make ad hominem santorum snark here, yes?)

DaRooster April 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Yes but only until he goes away completely.

timbo71351 April 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm

I'll bet you $100 within six months this hatemonger either gets caught blowing a guy in a public restroom or downloading naked pictures of underage boys. People who listen to him are idiots.

jonzin April 26, 2011 at 12:45 pm

But it will only be for research purposes. Kind of like how Jerry Falwell used to subscribe to the raunchiest porn so that he would know what he's talking about.

nounverb911 April 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm

But isn't "fluids in sexuality" where babies come from?

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

No! Jesus flies to your home astride a giant stork and delivers babies to you inside a plastic Easter egg at Christmas. Duh.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

After he fucks you back to virginity.

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

"We don’t know any ex-blacks, but we do know ex-gays. "

Actually, I know a lot more ex-straights (took them till their 30s or later to figure it out) than ex-gays.

doloras April 25, 2011 at 6:45 pm

Even a couple of ex-men and ex-women.

Oblios_Cap April 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Dude couldn't be Fabulous no matter how hard he tried. Then again, it's kind of surprising that any straight women would want him, either.

MarionNYNY April 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

But the far right has ALWAYS believed in fluidity. That's why they're always going on about "recruitment". For them the question isn't who you want to fuck. They want to fuck everybody and every thing. They'd marry their horses if they could as Rick Santorum feared. They just believe their God will make them burn in hell forever if they do that. They are trying to save us all from hell fire by constantly reminding us what God doesn't want us to do because they have a personal relationship with Jeebus who speaks only through them.

trumpbly_joe April 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm

They also believe that it's what you do, not how you feel, though, which is a pretty fucking weird sentiment coming from Calvinist-influenced protestantism, but which is why Fischer is incapable of understanding the meaning of the word "bisexual". Clearly, if a woman is in a committed monogamous relationship with a man, that means she's "ex-gay", even if she belabors the fact that she is overwhelmingly oriented towards women and that her relationship with a guy was, and still is, a fluke, right?

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:01 pm

"They want to fuck everybody and every thing."

Unfortunately, nobody and nothing wants to fuck or be fucked by them, which goes a long way toward explaining why they're such mean-spirited shitheads.

Doktor Zoom April 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Fischer's sexuality is fairly liquid…he uses liquid soap to masturbate in the shower. While fantasizing about teabagging Rush Limbaugh.

CliveWarren April 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

"Man, wouldn’t it be great if we could make blacks white, though? Bryan gets excited just thinking about it!"

I'm pretty sure Fischer would be happier if he could make a certain portion of the white population black. Makes the hatin' easier and more rewarding.

taylormattd April 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Um, wtf is up with the "rude post deleted" crap?

Fukui_sanYesOta April 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

That mental image has left me nauseated. Fistups for you!

Hatrabbit April 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Looking forward to Bryan Fisher's forthcoming book: 'Blame It On Teh Show Tunes: 20 Men I'd Love To Bang.'

jus_wonderin April 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

The good thing I get out of this…a Post-it note to remind me to check my sexuality fluid. Even though it is a closed system, I could be down as low as a quart. Thankeez Bryan.

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Bryan should be careful. If keeps talking that way, Lady Gaga will not let him wear her meat dress.

loulouroo April 25, 2011 at 6:08 pm

Nor her meat curtains…

Hatrabbit April 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

“Sexual orientation is fluid" Fluid? As in 'Santorum'?

DaSandman April 25, 2011 at 3:29 pm

As we have always suspected Repug hyper macho terrorists only care about 3 things: Dish, Dope and Dick.

And Lady Gaga.

Ok 4 things really…

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:03 pm

And money.

Dish, Dope, Dick, Lady Gaga, and money.

5 things…

CapeClod April 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

So I guess when he proposed the idea that we have to kill all the bears he was, in his own way, trying to remove a possible temptation.

James Michael Curley April 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Fisher is right. There are many more gay vegans after Lady Gaga's appearance in that meat dress.

Negropolis April 26, 2011 at 12:19 am

Isn't "gay vegan" redundant?

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm

No, you're thinking of "smug, preachy vegan".

widestanceroman April 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm

For the love of all that is good in this world, get this man some killer p*ssy to set him right before it's too late.

No minority should be saddled with both George Michael and Bryan Fischer.

ProgressiveInga April 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Nor should we have to explain Andy Dick. It's just too much.

widestanceroman April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

I consider him bi, thus, he's on his own.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Poor Pastor Fischer. With all that sliding and fluid and sex, the world probably looks like one big sausagefest to him. Resist the temptation of the magical cock, Pastor!! It'll be easier if you can stay away from the meth, but that might be asking too much.

Fare la Volpe April 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Bryan's next column is about the subtle Biblical messages of It's Raining Men.

Fukui_sanYesOta April 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

He'll write it whilst dressed as a construction worker. Or a cowboy.

Fare la Volpe April 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

But never an Indian.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Which does contain several repetitions of the word "Hallelujah".

trumpbly_joe April 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

tl;dr Bryan Fischer does not understand what the word "bisexual" means, has never seen Chasing Amy.

weejee April 25, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Let's put some hockey cross-checking videos and then some ABBA videos and then take a peek at Fischer's penile plethysmograph data.

elviouslyqueer April 25, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! DO NOT WANT.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm

If not you, then who? Someone has to take one for the team here.

zappadoo76 April 25, 2011 at 3:35 pm

From the article: '“Sexual orientation is fluid and is hardly a fixed, immovable thing,” Fischer says now. Uh oh, gays. Is Bryan Fischer about to join your team?'

No. He means they can pray it out of you.

pinkocommi April 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm

"Sexuality is fluid"

Sexuality involves fluids. Lots and lots of fluids.

Fixed.

chicken_thief April 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm

In that dykes defence, those USMC uniforms are pretty fucking yummy….

Rosie_Scenario April 25, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Ted Baxter? I thought he was dead.

philpjfry April 25, 2011 at 3:42 pm

If I were gay, I wouldn't want the cocksucker (sorry) on my team!

3_Piece_Suet April 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Uh oh, somebody just discovered rentboy!

hagajim April 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Bryan Fischer gay prostitute story in 3…..2……1…..

CapnFatback April 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Even Lady Gaga is perpetuating the myth with her new song, “Born This Way,” which is receiving notorious attention mostly for being a blatant rip-off of the Madonna song “Express Yourself.”

"And who the hell does that Kesha think she is? Hello? Ever heard of Cyndi Lauper? Her whole act is derivative of the Unusual One. 'Tik Tok'? Hear that, girlfriend? That's the sound of your fifteen minutes running out!"

emmelemm April 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm

"Oh, snap!"

elviouslyqueer April 25, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Oh SNAP, girlfriend!

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:00 pm

I dunno. Lou Albana would have smacked the shit out of Cyndi for brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack.

Doktor Zoom April 25, 2011 at 7:06 pm

I liked Cyndi's first album, "She's So Fucking Weird."

Negropolis April 26, 2011 at 12:20 am

Mee-oww!

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Oh, no, you di-int!

Rosie_Scenario April 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Troll alert. Of course, he'd notice this post. The temptation was too great to resist.

Doktor Zoom April 25, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Still and all, it is worth noting that he's right about "Born This Way" being derivative of "Express Yourself." And that video's "Metropolis" imagery was far superior to Gaga's Hello HR Giger freakiness..

Cicada April 25, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Sure, but do you really buy into his argument that Gaga's use of Catholic symbolism is an attempt to position herself as a modern-day Mary Magdalene? I mean puh-leeze! It's clearly just an attempt to create a juxtaposition between the sacred and the profane, which is soooo 2003.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I suspect it has more to do with her tipping her hat to the inherent homosexuality implied by the hierarchy of the catholic church as a whole. Lots of men in really nice clothes surrounded by expensive and beautiful art with no women in sight? Gaga is just lending her repressed brothers a hand out of that lavish closet called the Vatican.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:08 pm

""Express Yourself." And that video's "Metropolis" imagery"

I remember seeing "Metropolis" (the vintage silent, not the anime film of the same name), and thinking how much the villainess reminded me of Madonna.

seppdecker April 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Put him in the meat dress.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

I would suspect that Gaga was his first exposure to meat drapes in a long time….maybe ever.

SheriffRoscoe April 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

The only time people are 100% heterosexual is when they are serving as commander of a US Navy carrier or attending bible college. Or in prison.

SheriffRoscoe April 25, 2011 at 4:31 pm

"We’ve often made the point that race is immutable but sexual orientation is not."

Slippery slope!

Rosie_Scenario April 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Another reason to hate Obama. Miscegination = Communisim.

Respitetini April 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Wait wait wait… "Anti-Gay" crusader starts posting about Madge and Gaga? What's next, a critical reading of Liza Minelli's career from "Cabaret" to "Arthur"?

BklynIlluminati April 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Bisexuals the free agents of the bedroom

Redhead April 25, 2011 at 4:58 pm

MAY be TURNING gay? Honey, he's there.

"which is just another way of saying that even she has been forced to admit that sexual orientation is firm, a solid, hard, throbbing thing that… Oh, yes, um that lesbian is living proof that a nice, hard one can change your mind."

Fixed.

mavenmaven April 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

If all his hatred, as Dr Freud might have said, is sublimated desire, then can we expect him to start discussing Prince and ultimately come out with his black lover?

Buckminster April 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

"Sexuality is fluid?"
Does this mean his brain has finally turned completely to jism?

BZ1 April 25, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Fischer: gagging on Gaga…whoops, I thought I was just thinking that…

lochnessmonster April 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm

His photo reminds me of Ted the news man on The Mary Tyler Moore show.

CessnaDriver April 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Bryan Fischer=Little Monster!

simplyblue7 April 25, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Saying that lady gaga's song sounds like a rip off from madonna sounds awfully catty…and gay.

Negropolis April 25, 2011 at 11:54 pm

Fischer didn't become stupid. No, baby, he was born this way…

Someone ask him, very quickly, what his favorite Madonna album is. Family Guy FTW.

Negropolis April 26, 2011 at 12:14 am

BTW, if all The Blacks were made white, who would they hate, then? Thank god for the Mexicans, or something?

Brokeback Stupid, go home. Somebody crown this sassy bitch Queen of Denial, already, and be done with it.

Lost_Teabaggers April 26, 2011 at 1:15 am

Haha…if so, then who is his power top? I'mma guess and say Huckabee…he likes his tops southern, fat and Christian.

Lost_Teabaggers April 26, 2011 at 1:17 am

It sounds like Bryan Fischer is in stage 1 of a four stage transition that ends with him in sequins and stalking Elton John. You heard it here first, folks….Bryan Fischer will be caught within the next year as a really creepy gay stalker. Oh, and Palin will still be a cunt and her followers will still be confused and gullable ape-men. That is all.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I copied and pasted a word similar to leotard and commented on it, and my post got deleted, so I'm thinking that might be a TRIGger, too.

natoslug April 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Yep, looks like ret@rd is now a stop word.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 4:10 pm

I liked this guy better when his show was on the Interrossiter.

"It's the Brak show, starring me — I'm Brak!"

snicker snack April 26, 2011 at 10:43 pm

I see "hardly a fixed, immutable thing" and immediately start thinking about throbbing, painfully hard cocks. Um, I'll be right back.

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