“I hope you all had a wonderful Easter,” Barack Obama told his adoring crowd of pagan bunny worshipers. Does Obama hope that Bradley Manning had a wonderful Easter? That’s what we asked our War Monger President, as he walked past us. HD Blu-Ray Flip Cam footage after the jump!
We will file a full report on what it’s like to be corralled into a sweaty press pen and watch as Washington’s upper-crust moppets wallop colored eggs with wooden spoons whilst the Marine Corps Jam Band plays “We’re Off To See The Wizard.” Uh. Until then, enjoy this video of us heckling your favorite “liberal” president:
Sorry about this! (We’re not sorry.)
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Did that woman who said she recognized Riley's face threaten to send him to Guantanamo?
You say quantico, I say send his ass to guantanamo. Let's call the whole thing off.
I'm Eggcited.
(Yep. I went there)
It's the reason for the season, isn't it?
"Peter, I can see your house from here!", sayeth the Lord.
While poor Jack was flogged for being rude about Americans most loved Specially abled child, the wonkeratti is never called out on their collective obsession with punning. One might say it's the wonkeratti's favorite kind of yolk.
Our incarceration rate to the contrary, we are not a punitive people.
Riley, you lovable scamp. You're probably one of the youngest people ever to make the Permanent IRS Audit list.
Manning is in even more trouble this morning after leaking to Malia and Sasha that the Easter Bunny is not real.
Pants Off! Private Manning.
Stand by to be boarded, Arrrrrr.
Obama is at an Easter gathering. Easter is about rabbits. Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit once.
OBAMA = CARTER!!!!!!!!!!1111
Well that rabbit did have a vicious streak a mile wide. Carter should have stayed the fuck away from Caerbannog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
I keep expecting Brietfart to remove his bunny furry and come after you, Riley. Grab one of those mallets from the hoi palloi and protect yourself. (And aim for his dick).
Even Riley's eyes aren't that sharp.
That should be "polloi." And you don't need "the" in front of hoi polloi. "Hoi" means "the" in the Grik language that they used to speak back when Attila the Hun was in charge of Athens.
That's cute. You think Breitbart has a dick.
And without a lapel, whither the flag pin? Socialist Maoist Nazi Kenyan traitor!! (Or something like that.)
You should see where they hid the easter eggs!
Well, if you count getting crucified, then rising from a crypt and people eating your flesh and drinking your blood as a "good" Easter, then Bradley Manning isn't doing too bad.
Should have sent in Sara B. to flash her tits.
Seconded.
I bet Obama gave all his eggs to some Republican.
Who then promptly called a press conference and accused him of re-distributing the wealth.
Yeah, and they were full of our candy. =(
Banker Rabbit, no doubt.
Did the kiddies pelt you with jelly beans?
Or bean you with bunny pelts?
No one tried to hump Riley?
He was hanging out with a bunch of Washington press corps reporters–none of them have dicks or balls that might be stimulated by the aforementioned humping.
That isn't even a button up shirt he is wearing. In actuality it's a traditional Masai shuka-robe that he has folded in such a manner that an untrained western eye cannot distinguish the difference. The tartan pattern is a dead giveaway.
… with files?
Don't be ridiculous–no one at Gitmo can see their files.
A quip of genius. Needs more p.
Did Bradley's brother Eli throw out the first egg?
And what did Peyton do?(did I get that right-I think I know them because of their cookie eating contests with Tump)
Even more egg-regious, no "I Am the Walrus."
It's not just that they worship a rabbit. The problem I have is that it's an ovoviviparous rabbit.
Why Bradley Manning? I don't even think he plays in the NFL. If anyone needs to be detained without charges it's Eli Manning, then maybe we'll figure out if he's an idiot savant or just lucky.
Ack…have you seen Tony Romo play lately? We so need a new QB.
No you guys can keep Tony, please. I'm a Giants fan!
Way to take on the lamestream media, Wags! Andy is sooooo proud of you right now.
Don't be surprised if $arah Palin calls for a "conference".
Makes one want to lobbeth thy holy hand grenade. Or tosseth thy lunch.
Is this an appropriate comment thread to thank Pretend Jesus for all the chocolate?
kthnx*burp*
Dunno but I'm going to thank you for the comments you've put on this thread. If I'd had enough chocolate to *burp,* well, my monitor would be wearing it right about now.
Unless you hear a Peep to the contrary.
Was that woman who recognized Riley's face really Brietbart in drag doing his best Nellie voice?
Same production values as Atlas Shrugged, but better dialogue.
That wasn't very nice.
Who are those three ladies? Secret Service Mom's?
As a followup to Riley's video, YouTube gave me "Brittany gets her birthday present at Tom Sparks Buick." (To give away the ending, she got a new crappy-looking Buick.)
Perhaps this is saying that Bradley Manning will be released shortly and be given a new car as a sort of apology. Either that, or a Buick will show up to take Riley away.
Call Riley butter ('cause he's on a roll).
By roll, of course, I mean, Breitbart. All greased up & ready to go.
Hope (HA!) U had wunnerfl Ester 2 Prez. don frget xtra eggs fr my kochbroz. choclat eggz = mmasiv SGR buzzz mmm mmzz
ChuckGrassley
OT: Law firm King and Spaulding pulls the plug on its client, John Boehner, and decides not to defend the Defense of Marriage Act.
I had to google this to make sure it wasn't meta-snark.
It's not. http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/04/25/house.defe...
Are you calling me the John Kerry of snark?
Why the long face?
'Cause everytime I start my hoverround I lurch forward.
Did they let Riley participate in the egg roll anyway?
This is boring. I demand hot, hot footage of Michele Bachmann eating crazy eggs.
So Obama used this pagan occasion to force our brave Marine band to play a Wizard of Oz tune?
DON'T ASK, DON"T TELL, DON'T TRUMPET!
may i ask, what is the goal of this exercise:
upper-crust moppets wallop colored eggs with wooden spoons
as a lapsed WASP, i do not attend egg rolls.
so I guess this will even out Stuef's Trig faux pas with the Breitbarters?
Joke's on Treasury — & the Mongolian barbecue!
Yep, that Riley's a lucky duck!
Cornbread, cornholing… Same difference.
Who was that mean lady that went all pod-people-pointy on you, Riley?
Aren't oeufs (ok, oeuves?) just aborted chicken fetuses anyway? Just say no to oeufs!!
ETA: Yeah, I know eggs are actually unfertilized, not really aborted. But hey, they're still potential snowflakes, amirite?
Do my eyes deceive me, or is that our Kenyan Overlord coaching an Easter egg roll?
Or at least "Ease On Down The Road" from "The Wiz", the clearly superior soul version of "The Wizard of Oz".
Why is it that "comedy reporters" do a better job at journamalism than actual "serious" reporters? (see also: The Daily Show)
"I recognize your face, you're what'shis name!" Warhol's fifteen seconds of nanofame…
Hope you weren't planning on flying anywhere, ever.
There is something about Marines and The Wizard of Oz together that I love. Must be a past life memory. I'm ok with it.
Great investigative reporting, Riley. Now Wonkette has pissed of the teatards and the thugs. I know the thugs won't do anything but watch out, those teatards don't mind shootin' first and whatnot.
At Gitmo, he'll get all the packages he can eat! The hyper-repressed Muslamosexuals will make sure of that.
The woman in the pink t-shirt and white slacks was drawn by R. Crumb.
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