Rick Perry Named His Cowboy Boots 'Freedom' and 'Liberty'

And then he adds with an earnest, butter-wouldn’t-melt smile: “You want high taxes and an onerous regulatory climate, that’s your choice.” As he says this, he swivels around excitedly in his desk chair, the cuffs of his trousers hiking up to reveal a pair of cowboy boots emblazoned “Liberty” and “Freedom.”

He likes to call out their names when he fucks them. It makes him a real cowboy! [ National Review via Mike Riggs ]