Uhh …. Hoppy Easter Night, everybody! Here’s a little video we just received. (From five months ago? It’s new to us!) It’s your standard Tea Party YouTube thing, we suppose. Just some common-sense plain talk about the problems we face in this country because of the Nigra and the Hispanic and especially the Muslim. Lots of facts to learn for you liberals, if you’re even capable of learning facts at this point.
We have seen a lot of rotten shit in our 15 years of “political satire blogging” or whatever it’s called, journalism, sit-down comedy, word terrorism. But this is one of those things that actually had us hoping it was parody. Because we don’t really want to believe there are people who not only think like this, but would stand there proudly spouting this stuff and then put it on YouTube for the whole world to watch, in despair.
Maybe you need a lysergic acid breath mint after all that? Perhaps a cyanide breath mint? Here’s Glenn Beck and Pink Floyd performing their stadium-rock opera in its entirety, Jesus Christ What Are These Space Robots Doing In My Head Again.
Thanks (???) to Wonkette operatives KenLayIsAlive and “Donovan G.” and Mumbly_Joe for this terrible bounty. And when you’re done with this awful stuff, rush right over here and listen to reading Allen Ginsberg Kaddish and other poems, in 1959. The first warblogger, Allen was.
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He's right about the Vietnamese succeeding. Look at Tom Vu.
What the pho?
Howz about Scotty Nguyen?
The Ace of Spades!
Ho Chi Minh was pretty successful.
Come to my seminar!
If that motherfucker didn't cause the housing bubble (through the practice of flipping houses), then he's at least responsible for the shitty programming on the Home and Garden Network. Ever have to sit through an episode of "Curb Appeal"? Thank Tom Vu. Fuck your seminar, buddy.
Nigras & Nigroids, I give you…Peep Floyd!
Floyd gets me all Uummagummie inside.
Also not a parody? The Republican legislator in Michigan who wants to make it a law that foster children have to get their clothes second hand.
Parodying the modern American right wind is redundant.
I'm just surprised he didn't also propose making the clothing include embroidered yellow stars.
I think we are going to get little yellow Nike symbols this time!
My new slogan is "You can't outflank crazy on the right."
"Parodying the modern American right wind is redundant."
And has been, at least since Reagan was diagnosed with Alzheimer's.
Too soon?
I listened to each and every word of this video and I have never been more OUTRAGED by the words spoken, ever in my life. He's a pathetic, scumbag, miserable, racist, disgusting asshole. "Palin is the dream wife" (or whatever he said) THAT'S the problem, Sporto, you shouldn't vote with your tiny little dick.
I need a Silkwood shower after this video.
Right. The completely non-sequitur boner for Lou Sarah was precisely the moment where I had to stop the video and break out the Emergency Whisky* in before I could finish it. The racism, idiocy, and racism are all one thing, but holy god was that ever nauseating.
"Is it racist to love Sarah Palin [etc.] Female Reagan [...] Dream Wife?"
Not as such, no, but it is incredibly sexist, and also too, not even the sorta half-way socially acceptable "lol political correctness is dumb" sort of sexism- no, this is the sort of sexism that careens headlong into the middle of bona-fide creepster territory.
*Emergency Whisky is exactly the same as regular whisky, just in greater quantities.
That's so cool, I have Emergency Ganj.
Trumpbly_Joe, I was listening for points to make about the stupid things he said and I was typing and snagged 5 talking points and just leaned back in my chair and gave up on quoting him. To quote every fucked up thing he said would be the same as just replaying the entire video.
That's what all these pathetic assholes have been waiting for – a Reagan they could jerk it to without being gay.
Ah, a circle jerk to an obtuse (angle) jerk, Reagan.
You win 1000 internets for this observation, Ken.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican majority!
Not all Republicans are racists, but if you're a racist, you're certainly a Republican!
Not all conservatives are stupid, but [redacted].
You have a stronger stomach than I. Once it got to the "The blacks, the nigras, the mexicans, the illegals" part I just… wow. You seriously want your name attached to this on the internet forever? What does this man dream about at night? Nothing. He's retarded.
What does this man dream about at night? Nothing. He's *redacted*
Hello?!?!
He said he WASN'T a racist… sheesh, pay attention.
They can say what they want, but I'll bet some of that guy's best friends are black.
I only a few seconds–until he finished the roll call of the Congressional Black Caucus. He had named (I think) three member of the caucus who had been convicted of crimes or just censured by the House–three out of 43 is probably a little under the average percentage for random number of members of the House who have been convicted or censured.
But I realized I wouldn't be able to listen to another word from this dripping asshole, so I stopped.
The Palin dream wife part was where my appalled, disbelieving, stupified outrage was shoved aside for hair on my neck standing up, creeeeped out, wanting to puke.
Given his beautiful loops of logic and prose, the wonderful disorganization given to ever word he spoke, I would expect nothing other than Palin worship. He's no dead salmon swimming against the stream, you betcha! He can see illegals in his backdoor.
Racism – now in glowing technicolor for some reason.
And, while this revolution won't be televised, it'll most definitely be youtubed and chain mailed.
And heaven help the idiot who send this shit to me in an e-mail.
Thank god for minority rule…
I'm not watching that crackerhead crap. I read Sarah Jones take on it earlier –
http://www.politicususa.com/en/tea-partier-delcar...
Too bad his first name isn't Joe – he could join the Joes Tour.
Well, Wuerzelbacher's first name isn't Joe either, so it's apparently not a requirement. Sort of like "understanding US history" and "mastery of basic logic" are also not requirements.
Well, he has a point. Anyone who uses the phrase "Nee-gra race pimps" is not "racist." They are "fucking racist."
Grady got a little nigrah in his family background. Old boy a ringer for a fat Adam Clayton Powell.
Agreed. He uses Afro-Sheen on those lovely silken locks
Oh, fuck everything! Jesus, Buddha, Xenu, whoever's in charge of this shambles, just send an asteroid to wipe us out and start over already. The experiment is officially a failure.
I mean really, deport Muslims? To where, Islamistan? Most of the Muslims in the US have never been citizens of any other country. Deporting them is about as feasible as deporting Byzantine Catholics to fucking Constantinople. Christing fuck, what is wrong with people?
I sincerely hope one of this asshole's guns goes off when he's cleaning it. With his dick. (And you just know he does this. You can tell just by looking.)
As one lady said after being heckled at that fucking stupid Orange County tea party demonstration outside the charity fundraiser: "Go home where? I was born in Fullerton."
The t-shirt is an obvious tell on that last point.
But don't you see? The Muslims, they don't love the babies, and they are always teaching people that having to mommies is OK. That's the message I received from this video, anyway.
Sphist, I, too, await the asteroid with patience, knowing that it had to be done. These fuckity fucks have fucked us all up. Good christ! He's somebody's grandpa!
It's like MLK's I Have a Dream but with hatred, stupidity, fear and ignorance subbing for hope and love.
I Haz a Sad!
"Is it racist because we love Sara Palin, because she is a female version of Ronald Reagan, and to millions of men, she is their fantasy wife?"
No dude, that's not racist, it's just everything else.
Wait, Ronald Reagan had a mongoloid shield?
Nancy wasn't a mongloid she was just very thin making her head seem overly large. You should be ashamed Radio, she was our version of
Princess Di.Eva Braun.HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOU- okay it's actually little less funny at this point, especially now that Rahm's and my favorite word is censored.
I mean, still funny, don't get me wrong.
If Reagan had tits, hair, glasses, AND a kid named after Trisonomy G, then you've got it. Schwing.
"Blacks make up 13% of the population, yet make up 45% of the city state and federal jobs and we wonder why blacks cause more crimes……" followed by "why are most blacks on some sort of welfare?"
Make up your mind, are they taking and working all the jobs or sucking up all the welfare? They can't be doing BOTH!
That's the advantage of being a conservative. Nothing, absolutely nothing, has to make sense, even from one sentence to the next.
Oh Barb, didn't you know? Government jobs = welfare. All those kids over in the Sandbox, breaking down doors and getting shot up: welfare queens every one, just like your 2nd grade teacher.
Dey took r jerbs!
Barb, I really like you, but your question makes sense. I think we both know they can believe both.
Of course they can, those be criminul nigras!
No no no this doesn't make sense. How could a functioning adult actually believe including pictures of Tea Party hicks threatening to murder people was a good idea? This has to be some old guy who decided to take an improv class or something. That, or he's just a real freedom-loving American patriot and some sneaky nigra film editor set him up.
Threat of Violence is their animating principle. As noted elsewhere on this thread, he orgasms at the very beginning of the video imagining what he would do if he were in actuality speaking face to face with Barack Hussein Obama (Strangle him in front of his children?).
Huckleberry McSpraytan is awesome.
Whoever edited that together needs an award for cutting together Huckleberry saying "We are civil to our neighbors" with the visual of some Tealiban Teahadist holding up a sign saying "We came unarmed (this time)".
As for "blacks are where they were fifty years ago" … um, dude? You: angry orange racist. Obama: President. Fucking civil rights – how does that work?
The thing he got right was "we want semi-educated people in the polling booths". A rare grain of truth in a rant against "nigras" and "messicans"
And I'm pretty sure that semi-educated part leaves this racist pig fucker out.
You know who else was a racist huckleberry?
Huckleberry Hound?
+1 for my first actual laugh today!
David Duke?
Tom Sawyer?
Huckleberry Finn? Wait, no.
The Duke and the Dauphin?
Pappy Finn, for sure.
Oh, and you should have seen the poem that Miss Emmeline Grangerford wrote for Trig's birthday. It will bring tears to your eyes.
Former Presidential candidate Bo Gritz?
Mike Huckleberry?
Governor Orval Faubus?
Governor Lester Maddox's ax handle?
Ohhhh. Someone's been around a long (long) time. Let's do lunch at Pickrick for some sweet tea and crispy fried chicken.
Fellow Georgian! (But I'm just here by marriage.)
Nathan Bedford Forrest?
I ♥ Huckleberrys?
Barack HUSSEIN Obama. That's who!!!
On behalf of reasonable white Americans, let me be the first to say that black Americans today deserve $13 trillion in reparations for having to put up with racist asswipes like this gentleman.
…and rice crispy treats.
Brought to you by Snap, Cracker and Pop.
What if I'm quarter white? Quarter Jew? Quarter Slav?
Then you'd be a communist cracker with smoked salmon on top. Sounds delish.
That's about the funniest fucking thing I've read today. Thanks for capping off the day.
That was pretty awesome.
I have a friend who's half Japanese and I once called him "rice cracker". (Yes, he loves shit like that.)
Heh…or says he does, while checking the edge on his katana ('cause you know they all have those…)
You'd be one sexy bastard but what is the other quarter?If it's nigra then you are probably delicious.
Smoked salmon and chocolate on a cracker? Bleagh.
No, you silly person! Smoked salmon on a cracker, with bittersweet chocolate for dessert.
$: – 9
You get $3.25 trillion.
Hell, I'm white as Wonder Bread and I feel deserving of some of that reparation action for having to put up with these assholes.
I'd take 13 million and call it a day. Thanks!
"is it racist that we don't want our kids taught that little johnny has two mommies?"
no, that's homophobic. dipshit.
He's a "big tent" racist: it covers homophobia, xenophobia, misogyny, sexism, willful ignorance, and Islamophobia. Oh yeah, and no fat chicks.
Fat dudes, though, seem to be de rigueur.
"When our mission is to educate legal American voters.."
AKA white voters. My Zeus, I don't think I've ever seen someone being so completely overtly racist while whining about being called racists. Deportation of all Muslims, you totally racist asshole? At least this guy proves that everyone who decries being called racist is, yes, a giant racist.
Oh, and "Is it racist if I say…?" Yes, yes it totally is.
Why do the idiots start with "I'm not a racist, but….."
I had a friend, Darlene who would email me about the people who annoy her at work and add, "oh, they are black" I would call her a "racist" and she would swear up and down that she was not racist. If you had to give me the color commentary on the person you are bitching about you ARE a racist.
I had a friend who always gave me the ethnic details of the people at work who annoyed her and when challenged, would say that she isn't racist. Um, you are.
One time in college, I got "I'm not a racist, but I just don't think black people are all that smart". This was while talking to a guy who, until that point, had been a fried of mine, about a woman I had a crush on at the time, who was black, right after I mentioned how smart she was; the "I'm not a racist, but…" is always a dead giveaway that yes, they are a racist. Haven't spoken to the dude since.
My racist sister says that black men are raping all the white women. She's never been on that date where the white dude just isn't going to leave until he gets his "Red Lobster's" worth out of the girl. She's never been to a frat party where a girl is singled out and awakens and wonders "what the hell happened last night?" Not every drunken encounter is date rape and yet, very few white girls tell anyone of the one guy who choked them into submission.
Damn, I'm so sorry you have to deal with a sister like that, since you can't just cut ties with her out of the whole familial obligation thing.
"I'm not a {blank}, but…" is always a dead giveaway that they are.
I am kind of curious, since he looks about the right age to have avoided Vietnam, what his excuse was.
Too dumb even for cannon fodder?
"Had other priorities", namely not getting shot at so they could later go on about how patriotic they are.
See "Cheney, Dick" and "Limbaugh, Rush" for further examples.
C'mon g, he had a pilonidal cyst.
No Vietcong ever called him "cracker".
That the draft was prejudiced against whiteboys?
When I go to the weed clinic tomorrow and they ask me what my ailment is that would be alleviated by marijuana, I'm playing them that fucking video. Then off to the Kush Mart!
I guess it is a strange sign of success that this Teatard knows who NAACP President Ben Jealous is. To celebrate, may I suggest a security detail with armed guards?
"no matter how they got here…"
Besides that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
For the love of god, just die already, Fuckleberry.
Hey, King George! What actually happened there? Well, never mind. Let bygones be bygones. It doesn't matter anyway. We're all subjects, you say? Cool! Let's do that.
Seriously, that whole bit made me want to vomit. I'd happily stab him if it were legal.
"I'd happily stab him if it were legal."
Or, you know, if I could get away with it.
BTW, I want him to marry Sarah and then talk about how much of a fantasy lay she is.
This entire thing is just wrong.
Barbaric. Barbaric! BARBARIC!
Fucking Orange Julians, we should deport them all.
Sarah Palin=fantasy wife?? NOT.
a man wants a wife that's a whore in the bedroom, not a media whore slutting herself on TV and before any group willing to cough up $$.
Anyway, she's already fantasy-married to Bill Kristol.
Well for Todd she's a $14 million dream come true.
Todd gets hand jobs from his masseuse while collecting dollars from Sarah. Hand jobs that were paid for by Sarah. That makes it that much sweeter!
A lady in the drawing room and a whore in the bedroom, that is what a wife should be and MrLimeylizzie would agree that he managed to get 50% of that . A shrill, cuntish, greedy harpy is not a fantasy wife.
Nonsense. That's exactly the wife I fantasize about this guy having.
Yeah, too bad that Sarah, with her usual tendency to scramble words, is a whore in the drawing room.
Definitely this is the wrong place to be
There's blood on the futon, there's a kid drinking fire
Going down to the sea, they got people to meet
Shaking hands with themselves, looking out for themselves…
Well clearly Breitbart has an ironclad case that the teaparty isn't racist.
I'm pretty sure this guy is a liberal shrubbery, or whatever it's called.
Liberal fern?
If I was Maher next Friday I would run this right after Breitbart denies the racism charge, err I mean fact.
Definitely this is the wrong place to be
There's blood on the futon, there's a kid drinking fire
Going d0wn to the sea, they got people to meet
Shaking hands with themselves, looking out for themselves…
(P.S. LAYNE: Fix the filter for your faithful readers, please?)
Wait what the hell?
Email me & explain, please, I must get my meditative beauty rest now.
We can't say the opposite of up, we get deleted.
I swear that it's more than that, though, that seems to be the most often used word that catches it.
Whatever it is, it's been a killer. I've lost at least half a dozen posts over the weekend, some of them very long ones.
Shit … let me look in the deleted folder and see if there's any clue.
oh for fuck's sake, right.
Fuck this dude, this is why i don't drive through certain states. I pay Southwest to fly me over them.
Add 'Nigra' to my resume, cool. I didn't even have to go to school for that, awesome!!
Seriously, what librul's crazy uncle was enticed into filming this with a bottle of SoCo?
Watching this video made me realize one thing: the real problem with America is Jack Stuef and his retard jokes, amirite #TrigsCrew?
Well, Jack plus all the other people in that video ol' Huck was talking about.
Are you implying that a member of #TrigScrew might be sub-literate?
We may be wrong calling Mr. Teahad an idiot, because after watching the whole video I think he may be a theoretical mathematician who's an expert in statistics using imaginary numbers.
First off…I love you all. The horror I felt from that video (no, I didn't even make it through the GB vid) was more than offset by you wonderful comments.
Second…considering this: "she is their fantasy wife?"
I have often wondered if it is possible to laugh AND vomit at the same time. Now I know….now I know.
Those steroids are really getting to Hulk Hogan's brain.
My only consolation is the metric assload of dislikes that video is getting.
"We are sick n' tired of being called racists." Is this a backhand version of "I'm sorry that you are offended…"
BTW, Grady Warren is running for Prezidentz… hahahaha
Oh, it sure is.
Don't be silly, racist dude! As everyone on /b/ knows, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are most assuredly not Nigras. While they often have the signature suit for which these remarkable individuals are known, they lack the equally signature afro.
Incidentally, it's racist over on 4chan too, but at least it's the funny sort of racist.
Well, there are nigras, and then there are Patriotic Nigras.
What a miserable total dickless wonder asslick this guy is. I'll never get to sleep now without serious drugs.
OT, but who can resist? Douthat gets money for this, high school theology comparing historical figures with television characters. Is Jed Clampett in heaven? :
Is Gandhi in hell? It’s a question that should puncture religious chauvinism and unsettle fundamentalists of every stripe. But there’s a question that should be asked in turn: Is Tony Soprano really in heaven?
Ah, yes, I remember back in eighty-whatever when my GF and I were all moisty-eyed at the end of that Ben Kingsley movie, and she smiled and said, "Well, at least the filthy heathen is burning in Hell."
Whoa dude!
I do believe he's climaxing at 0:03, he just loves saying that name so much.
My parents went on their honeymoon to Nigras Falls…
Jeez! Dude puts my mom to shame.
Go, Ken, GO!
The Muslins have a lot to learn from the whites – when we arrived in a America, we skipped right through the "infiltrating" and "procreating" stages and got right on with eliminating the local population. So much more efficient!
Interesting, the sponsors of this video are Papa John's, Huggies and Starburst Asshole Tuna.
hahhahahah i see what you did there.
"I'm not racist BUUUUUUUUUUUUT! <Insert obscenely racist statement here>"
But, some of my best friends are nigras.
Yeah, he missed the "I have minority friends" and "it was intended for a select audience!" lines that our most recent OC racist managed to use all in a single line.
Oh I'm sorry! Go ahead!
*Not intended to be a non-racist statement.
"I'm not a racist, I just don't like n*****s"
[actual quote, unfortunately]
Mr. Magnifier wants to meet Mr. Johnson's Johnson and burn it off with the help of Mr. Sunbeam.
Man I have never seen someone so passionate about being "not a racist". Dude, YOU ARE RACIST… for fucks sake you can't even pronounce the N word properly. Please don't be a denier… just say that you can't stand a smart black man, trying to do the right thing,(because it might hurt rich white people to the tune of fair tax rates?) being the president… everyone knows that is what you are thinking. In the words of OUR PRESIDENT-
"Do you think we are a bunch of idiots?"
Minorities are the ones who are hateful because they hate it when we discriminate against them.
no dude you are not racist. not at all. you are just one hell of a cracker who's about to have the best fucking week of your life.
also keep a diary so the rest of us can keep up.
also trolls: yeah this is pretty much how the left would script you if they were left to their own devices.
awesome that we don't have to make any effort.
"Well, I guess this huckleberry is a racist."
Man, if I had a nickel…
I made it to the word "nigra" before my Racist -o-meter pegged so hard it bent the needle.
And don't ask about the reading on my Gaydar…
Still more proof that we need to have a civics test as a precursor to voting, and also for leaving your trailer and making videos. What a stinking southern turd.
Still more proof that we need to have a civics test as a precursor to voting, and also for leaving your trailer and making videos. He's right about one thing though: Scrota Palin certainly is every cracker's fantasy wife. What a stinking southern turd.
No, we don't. That is exactly the sort of thing that people like this fella want. There was (and still is) a good reason why the 1964 Voting Rights Act made "Literacy tests" at voting places against the law. This was because they were being used to keep people from voting.
If we impose any sort of "test" for Voting, then the ugly people who cut eye holes in white pillow cases will have won after all these years of sacrifice and struggle. You want to just hand them that victory? Because that's what they are hoping for. It may seem like an easy way out of a complex problem, but the result would be catastrophic.
Word. I can't vote yet, but goddamn, when I can, I can own 80% of the populace on American history and so on.
No, voting has to be for everyone, even the fuckwits. What has to change is education.
Absolutely true – thanks.
Well, I have to say I sort of agree and sort of don't – in a way you're actually saying that a lot of minorities wouldn't pass a civics test (name the three branches of the federal government, for a simple example), which may or may not be true, and would certainly vary from place to place, depending on quality of education, home situation, things like that. I understand your point that disenfranchising someone on the basis of specific knowledge wouldn't work in practice (and is prima facie bad) – my point was partly sarcastic I guess – I only meant that (IMO) this ignorance of government, civics, and a lot of current events is what got our buddy W elected twice. It's really easy to manipulate people with no brains, especially ones who watch Fox and/or can't be bothered to read a newspaper or Wonkette. Thanks for the thoughtful reply.
So this is what the bible or some other book meant about "end times".
Everything gets so fucked up that no one can believe it, then everyone dies.
I watched about 15 seconds of this "Gentleman" That's about all I needed to hear.
1) "tea party"= Party of NO
Don't fall for any of the phony labels being sliced up and tossed around. This guy and thousands like him are the "nutbar" faction of the "party" that's not in the White House just now.
There are times I regret being so Liberal. Freedom of speech in his case is a good thing. I will say what I've always said in the face of something as ugly as this man believes:
"Let him rave on, that men will know him mad."
I have tried so hard to see the good in America and to hold onto my belief in our potential.
But, after these endless assaults on my simple and pure desire to love this land and it's people, I am losing faith in my country. I am losing hope.
The only one who can take hope from you is you. Yes, it is a struggle, and sometimes we seem to be rolling a rock up the hill. But nothing worthwhile was ever had in a day, or a day without effort.
Remember most of all that the only way that evil wins is when good people do nothing,
If WE don't FIGHT, they win. Is that what you want for the next generation?
No. The thought that's always sustained me is that many good people gave everything, so we could have something to hold onto. Nobody is going to wrap themselves in a false flag and try to take it away from me, or those who will come after me, hoping for the same thing to hold onto. I honor the sacrifices of those who came before me to much to allow that to happen.
These "Party of NO" nutbars are counting on an easy victory. The minute they discover that there are people who just won't "roll over" to them, they lose all power or the pretense of it.
Don't give up hope, because if you give up hope, everyone loses a bit more freedom along with it.
Bam bam bam. Thank you for that.
I'm a recent immigrant to America, and I came here because, well, I had to.
I've always loved America. Not the stupid, asswitted America, the forward thinking, creative, we can do stuff without boundaries America. You politics bashes that shit down and tries to push it back to halfwit, holy shit we're so christian, vicious, luddite America.
That ain't the good bit. Fight, fight, fight. The bits I love over my European background are powerful, but FIGHT. Don't let the laggards (both religion and economic knowledge play a part) bring you down.
Free-est country? No. That's pablum for the masses. The country which can truly lead in free thought and drive the world forward? I'd say so. S'why I'm here.
Fight these fuckwits. Fight them.
I'm going to try this again. Somehow I got deleted last time – "your post is made by a fuckwit" or whatever.
America (as in the US) is a country I love an awful lot. This is from a Brit who has moved here. So I get to say awful things and I don't have to wrap myself in a flag.
This country allows fuckwits to dominate discussion in a way I've never seen in any other country. Palin would be laughed out of England, Spain, France, … anywhere else. I think this is a throwback to your expansionist, rugged past, whereby the most shouty could be the best for, say, annexation of previously spanish territories.
No, I'm flummoxed as to how some of these fuckweasels even get the time of day. There's an anti-intellectualism which makes me want to spit my lungs out as I protest against it.
Nothing wrong with Nationalism; one should be proud of one's country. Damn right. However, dressing up idiocy in a flag is not for the benefit of the country; no, more ripping off dipshits for personal gain. It's hideous.
I've never, ever been called a "niggrah," or however the hell you spell it. And, If I was, I'd just have hysterically, because it such a ridiculously blatant racial hedge, it's not even funny.
Speaking of niggrah, I remember the first time I was ever called "nigger" to my face (everyone that's ever been called this remembers their "first time" lol). I was 16 or so riding my bike in my neighborhood along a busy street (on the sidewalk), and could feel a car bearing down from behind but in the furthest lane away from me. All of a sudden they slown down and they cut across to the nearest lane to me and roll down the windows, and I see a bunch of college-aged white kids and start yelling nigger. My first reaction was that they were about to jump me, so I ignore them and they sped off.
To this day, I'm still confused about it. They may have been drunk and they might not have been. Either way, it's one of the strangest things I've ever experienced.
I want to hear him say "squeal like a pig"!
I want someone to make him squeal like a pig.
I've never, ever been called a "niggra," or however the hell you spell it. And, If I was, I'd just laugh hysterically, because it such a ridiculously blatant racial hedge, it's not even funny. Niggra is basically "I want to be offensive enough to appeal to fringe racists, but just socially acceptable enough not to be censored by mainsteam racists."
Niggra: Nigger for the discerning racist.
Are we sure Dave Chappelle isn't behind this?
I lived in London for most of my life, and I heard "nigger" being thrown around a little bit.
What gave me hope was that anyone throwing that word around were roundly castigated by almost everyone. Fuck that, man.
It's my honest opinion that society, at least in the sane states, is moving beyond any kind of bullshit like that. As an example, I'd put forward something from 4chan and Encyclopedia Drammatica entitled "niggerpig". Now, that could be unbelievably insulting in one way, but I'd argue that for young people it's become less of an issue. There's not the same viciousness since kids are in a multicultural society.
Am I an idiot for saying that?
No, not at all. While I think it's a disgusting word, my grandparents and great-grandparents fought long and hard enough that the word can't ever be used like it was before their time. That is to say that folks used to be able to use that word and legally disenfranchise and blackball an entire community. While the word still has teeth, they are much duller for my generation, thank god.
My feeling is that you can call me whatever you want, but now you still have to pay me, regardless. You're not going to be able to insult me and steal my destiny.
Yeah, the Chappelle skit where he's a blind racist who isn't aware that he's black–that's kind of like a metaphor for people like this who don't realize they are totally niggers when it comes to their position in the socioeconomic pecking order (or peckerwood, in this case).
I knew a guy for a couple decades who blamed "da niggers an' da liberals" when he got arrested twice for DWI. He would also run up to the South Bronx to score smack on average twice a month and was always changing jobs. Hadn't seen him in almost 15 years and wondered where he went. Now I know.
Is that shitbag supposed to be red-white-and-blue or something?
1:03–Forgive my ignorance, but what, exactly, is the difference between "blacks" and "nigras?"
I mean, I'm familiar with /b/ and ED and I know that they'd say that the difference is the latter is involved in pool closures, but what is the difference when it's a part of Authentic Frontier Gibberish?
No difference at all. The dumb bastard was just repeating himself, though, I'm sure that even his mistake helps drive home and reinforce the previous slur.
How are boldface type and/or Erectile Dysfunction involved in pool closures? Also, swimming pool or the betting kind?
He also has a campaign speech for his candidacy for President:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDAodiAfi6U&fe...
His platform calls for re-education camps for African-Americans and forced deportation of all illegal immigrants.
He's a regular cam junkie. He has posted a whole series of these hate videos: Here's one with all the memes, Muslims, ACORN, electrical grids going down, etc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATUevimJaQY&fe...
This is the future of America, the "real Amurka." Watch it and weep.
You've no idea how much I want to move. There really are times I really do hate America.
I have often wondered where Real Amurika is. I have concluded that it is some where in South America, or at least south of the Real Grande, possibly near Real De Janeiro.
No. This cracker's demographics are working against him, and he knows goddamned well that this is the case, or he wouldn't be pissing on about brown people. He knows, but will never admit, that his great, great grandchildren will mix his "pure white blood*" with african, south american, asian, indigenous north american genetic lines. And they will be strikingly beautiful, intelligent and good people. And great grandaddy cracker will be a dim memory, or object lesson.
*We all came from Africa, it is the mother of humanity and language, white skin is a mutation to compensate for the lack of sun in northern climates. It, like blue eyes and red hair is going to be but a memory in a few more generations.
As a person of mixed racial heritage, I have to agree we really ARE strikingly beautiful, intelligent and good. Thanks for noticing.
Everything you say is true, right down to the genetic anthropology. You know it; I know it. But not enough of the rest of us know it, and that's the sad thing. Sadly, as well, some of those people you so eloquently describe will be poorly educated enough to buy the latest brand of ignorant bigotry peddled during their lifetimes. I love, love, love what you say, but I don't have any faith your optimism will become a reality.
I should play that really loudly out of my window , here on West 112th and Malcolm X across from the Martin Luther King Homes, and see what happens. What a poisonous, red-faced, frothing, racist, dozy cunt.
"dozy cunt"
please please please let this enter the official Wonkette vernacular. a million fists, if I could. Good fists!
I should tie this backwards cracker idiot to a lamp post in my neighborhood, here on West 112th and Malcolm X across from the Martin Luther King Homes, and see what happens.
fxd
Perfect
He said nigra. I mean, it wasn't just snark. He ACTUALLY SAID "nigra". Holy shit.
I have never actually heard anyone, outside of a costume drama about the south , use that word sans irony.
Same here. It blew my mind, becaue you know he's being as serious as a heart-attack.
I am amazed by America sometimes, how can it be that a bi-racial man can be elected President and yet this fool can exist?
I say this with sadness: come visit my mom's family. Tell them hi for me, because they've disowned me in no small part because I refuse to laugh at their racist jokes (my mama raised me right, may she rest in peace). "nigra" is the slur of preference in the intermountain west, that's my point.
"Dead honky."
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f02d0b8cca/word-...
And has absolutely no clue, why in hell it might be offensive.
I know, right? I mean, yes, it's offensive, but it's sort of like being attacked by a caveman club!
I think I was married to this guy.
Deport all muslims, eh Mensa boy?
The Teatards purport to revere the Constitution, yet they don't even seem to have read it.
This is weird, because I know for a fact that Slave Masters absolutely LOVED being called "Massa" so I really can't figure out this guy's problem. If you want to run around spouting Nigra Nigra Boogety Boogety, I would think being branded as a racist would be part of the fun.
Let's check with Politifact to see whether it's fair to be calling this guy racist. I'm not quite sure he's up to snuff.
Hell, you hear blowhards like this all the time if you cozy up to a bar in small town Wisconsin. The trick is to not argue with them or you'll get kicked out for talking politics in the tavern.
But they won't, right?
Exactly right. Guys like the Teahad guy are regular customers, dumping hundreds of dollars a month in the bar's coffers. They often show up at opening and stick around all day, drinking, farting, telling sexist jokes about their wives, buying pulltabs… good ol' boy stuff. While I'm just a one timer looking for some Leinies on tap after fishing until dark. No bar owner in their right mind is going to risk having the cash cow wander off down the street to the next stale beer scented dive just to sell me a couple of $1 glasses of beer.
What usually pipes them down is when their daughters start families with someone of color. When your son in law is brown and can carry you like a baby in his arms, it can work wonders on acceptance. And they know that their son in law will play a realllllly big role in choosing their nursing home.
I don't have anything against white racist teabaggers. Some of my best friends are white racist teabaggers.
# NOT WINNING
Most people spend their lives trying to make the world a better place for themselves and their families.
Fewer people spend their lives trying to make the world a better place.
Then there is this gob of waste that makes the world a nastier place for everyone.
Once again Ken ruins my morning. Hard to believe there are people like this……unfortunately no, it isn't.
Also too, FYI: we usually prefer the term, "African-American race-pimps", thankyouverymuchgoodday.
This would have been much better if he had been in blackface.
He wants only the taxpayers and "semi-educated" to be allowed to vote. Does this mean we leave the fate of the country up to a bunch of diesel mechanics?
"We are sick and tired of being called groupies!" – Suzie Creamcheese, Laurel Canyon
"I told Roger Daltrey, I told Robert Plant… Elton John never laid a finger on me!"
he should have admitted to being a racist at the beginning of the video instead of wasting five minutes of my time.
I like how he says only taxpayers should vote (thus excluding the poor nigras) and then says everyone should have to pay taxes.
Why is he so anti-corporation? Taxes are for fleshy citizens, not fine, upstanding legal entity citizens.
Why does this guy surprise you all? I'm from Bay County, Florida and this guy is like the average social studies teacher there. Of course that's what they are thinking. All you have to do is walk into any bar in the south (if you're white) order a beer and wait. At some point some guy will start spouting off this shit. Just don't argue with him or you could find yourself on the business end of a .38. All the old hicks like the S+W .38s. Fuck. I picked the wrong week to stop drinking. I hate being liberal in the south.
After reading the comments I'm not gonna watch cuz this sounds like the kind of stuff I heard at Sunday dinner at my grandma's house. My revenge was to argue with my least favorite uncle until he was yelling and bouncing up and down in his chair. An asshole can come in any color but they look esp nice in orange although purple and frothing in rage is my favorite cuz their fat ass might just keel over at any moment.
"An asshole can come in any color but they look esp nice in orange"
Now look what you've gone and done!
You just gave Boehner a boner!
Okay, this Ben Gleck/Pink Floyd thing is fucking awesome. I'm just gonna listen to that for the rest of the day.
Why is Beck using a radiation symbol as a logo?
Just a tip. If you start a sentence with "Is it racist to believe…", what comes next is pretty much guaranteed to be racist.
Please fix the comment feature. My comment got deleted by the "administrator" and the only swear word I used was a**hole. This is not the Wonkette we know and love.
Yeah fucking fix the fucking fuck, you fucks. Kill the downfist troll, also.
Also too the "two in, two out" rule in firefighting, which is actually LITERALLY the same exact concept. Only, potentially somewhat excusable because firefighters are HEROES, right up until they get sick or injured saving peoples' lives and property.
At what point in Beck's little "Dark Side of the Jesus" does he mention all the ridiculous Mormon stuff he's supposed to believe, which pretty much contradicts most of his Pink Floyd Passion Play?
He reminds me that I haven't been to the shooting range in a while.
At least he had the decency to take off his white sheet for the video.
The last straw was when he took his bride on their honeymoon to Nigra Falls.
I just realized that he probably thinks his "handle" or whatever is "teahead," but it is tragically misspelled. Perfect!
I like the whole "we hate the media's political correctness". Ok, you can say "nigra" as long as we can say "xet4rd" .
I'm genuinely surprised that he didn't spout the old: "I can't be a racist because some of my best friends are nigras" line.
Unfortunately that fucktard moustache sounds exactly like every old (65+) cracker in my physical therapy class, every one of them on Medicare no doubt.
Oh man, even this retard Grady has trolls?
Sarah Palin is the new Ronald Reagan, except we all want to fuck her. That's not PC, but it's true. Jesus, in the continuing to dig, he ditched the spade and brought in the steam shovel.
Jesus Christ! How the fuck am I suppose to be proud to be an America, and an older American at that, with assholes like this out there! Seriously, my generation is so fucked up. We have accomplished nothing to make this country better. At least Ninety percent of we babyboomers are greed, racist, intolerant assholes and as a generation, we can not die off quick enough.
I did have to agree with him that Sarah Palin is a female Ronnie Raygun. Neither one of them is/was sane enough to lead this country.
I have often wondered where all the peace loving-love one another hippies went. Did they all grow up to be assholes or what?
We've got plenty here in Oregon.
Trillions in dollars of reparations? Illegals grabbing their crotches? Devout Muslims in charge of Homeland Security? Sarah Palin is a female Ronald Reagan? Is this racist?
A perfect example of Wallace Steven's observation that the more often a statement is repeated, the less credible it becomes.
"Fantasy Wife".
The teabaggerer party summed up in two words.
Apparently "fantasy wife" is an old baseball mitt oiled with Cisco. Rancid Cristo.
""Fantasy Wife".
The teabaggerer party summed up in two words."
Hey, it's not like she has any other positive qualities.
- What's a nigra?
- Trillions in reparations?
- Did he seriously ask why blacks didn't succeed after a generation of being enslaved here? Did he really ask that? He doesn't get the difference between some Irishmen coming over optimistic about a new life and generations of enslaved people not allowed to be free? SERioUSLY?!
I also think folks forget that African Americans lost generations of education. It was quite literally illegal to teach a slave how to read, let alone school them. And even after the war, you had another hundred years of schooling that wasn't adequately supported by state and local governments. And, even after forced desegregation, folks moved pulling out funding from these schools, so there still isn't parity. At every turn, we've been fucked over when we've tried to get it right.
I like how he said "semi-educated" about 17 times throughout the video, making it clear that while he considers Those People (if you know who I mean) ignert, he also realizes on some level that educated people are his nemesis.
"All the other groups, no matter how they got here…"
Yeah, all the *other* groups who were kidnapped, dragged here in chains, and sold into slavery…
Oh, wait.
In the post-Easter spirit, I believe y'all boys and girls have it wrong – this is just one ol' huckleberries ' fantasy wedding proposal to Sarah, which he can't say outright on account of her already being married and all, which would be like two daddies….
This video is why I will be sleeping outside the polls in November of 2012 to be the first in line to re-elect Barry.
This is so wrong in so many ways that it makes my head spin. There are so many points this jack-in-the-box makes to respond to that I have to settle on just the one that covers all of his comments–Yes, you "Huckleberry" asshole, you are indeed a racist. A racist from the git-go.
Can I burn him? Pretty please? He's more offensive than any Koran or Bible or Eckhart Tolle video.
Yeah, Huckleberry, you ARE a racist. (Pretty ironic you used THAT particular moniker, considering the lame debate over the word "nigger" in Twain's classic. I'm guessing I know where you'd come down on that one, if you could actually understand the book… but it'd be for all the wrong reasons…)
Jesus fucking christ. The fact that this guy is just the tip of the iceberg depresses the shit out of me.
I've been pissed at Obama for months. Really pissed. But man, it's hard not to want to slap my Obama sticker back on my car just to needle assholes like this — and I know they're out there, all over the place. God, I wish we could just split up already. They're never going to stop. Let's just divvy it all up and declare it two nations, because I just can't stand being associated with these troglodytes anymore…
Viva America. Even the "igorant" can talk
She picked up some of those "home" magazines in the front of the grocery store and checked the help wanted ads, saying that she wants to move here. She even asked my daughter's names, age 28 and 29. I gave their first names. Good luck figuring out their last names, bah ha ha!
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