America’s surly unemployed white mouse-clickers need a little direction here. What website needs to be boycotted next? It appears it is Andrew Sullivan’s “Daily Dish,” because he has committed the Crime of repeatedly writing in a Disrespectful Way about Saint Sarah Palin and her baby. Do these people realize Andrew’s site isn’t just a couple of bloggers, but is actually part of the Daily Beast and Newsweek? Do they have enough twitterers and mouse-clickers on the ‘puters to click every ad on a hundred years of Newsweek archives and send illiterate twats to every banner advertiser? Is Sarah Palin’s army of deluded fools ready to go to bat? It’s one thing to get a Democratic congresswoman shot — that just takes one lunatic — but it’s an entirely different thing to ask people to wear out their clickin’ fingers before their programs come on the teevee.
We told the Daily Beast “social media reporter” last week that we’d already been told by the wingnuts that “Andrew Sullivan is next,” but the Daily Beast probably didn’t mention that in their article on the “Wonkette controversy.” Why would the wingnuts even tell us this, when we’re just a tacky comedy blog? Who knows. They also spent a lot of brain energy calling us “faggots” again and again, so we can only assume that they assume that all of us gays communicate telepathically.
ALSO, fun fact: There is some amazing video of Andrew Breitbart from that cocktail party in Washington Thursday night, and as soon as the wrestling match between two very unlikely and very minor media outlets in D.C. can be resolved, we are going to post this video and a certain unnamed fun-loving conservative rabble rouser is probably going to be sharing a room at Detox Mansion with Lindsay Lohan.
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Prayer Warriors – engage Beast Mode
What?
EDIT: I mistook this group of morons for another group of morons, i.e. good "Christians" praying for the death of the President.
Zuh?
Chicken butt.
Without advert dollars….Bye,Bye..
Chicken thigh.
Funny, that's what they said about the clinic where you got your lobotomy, and look how well they're doing.
Word of mouth, it's a powerful thing.
You must be a foreigner. We don't say 'advert' in America. I think that officially kicks you out of the Tea Party.
Blimey Bloody Brit with your adverts! I say! Don't you have a wedding to obsess over?
Lostine, Oregon is a nice town in a beautiful wilderness, near stunning mountains and a very fine brewery (Terminal Gravity in Enterprise).
Sadly they've lost their idiot.
"Lost" probably being a matter of perspective.
(Terminal Gravity in Enterprise)
Huh, I'm pretty sure I've been there. They've got a little restaurant-type thingy and some picnic tables out front by the stream, n'est-ce pas? If that's the place I think it is, I definitely recommend the tuna sandwich. Very tasty with a pint of your libation of choice.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Sarah. Really?
Trig?
You rock, Lizzie!
Thanks Dollface. Actually at the age of 8 it was written on my school report "Elizabeth does not tolerate fools gladly" , how excellent is that, I was snarky even as a child!
As the gentle rains of April coax forth the blooms of spring, the Yellow-Bellied Conservatroll begins it's mating season. Step by step it builds it's nest out of dog feces and torn scraps of Politico. When the nest is complete, mating begins. The female of the species, tingling with importance and estrus, performs a handstand to signal her readiness to mate. The male, forgoing his normal urges for underage rentboys, lets out a gentle answering cry of "What? What?"
Once coitus begins, the male Yellow-Bellied Conservatroll must use all of his powers of concentration to forget that he is, in fact, penetrating a female of the species. After successfully conjuring the image of a shirtless Kirk Cameron circa "Growing Pains", the male finally ejaculates. In nine months time, the hatchlings emerge. They will be fed a steady diet of Mountain Dew and pork rinds until, at age 42, they are ready to move to the basement of the nest.
So nice, I upfisted twice.
Where they sit for two years and relieve themselves on the recliner on which they sit, eventually binding their skin to it while the paramedics break the exterior of the house to remove them and then they later die at the hospital.
Nicely done my friend. Upfists for you!
Shouldn't it be "where"?
Turn up your speakers, Lostin. And UP THE CAPS.
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "What"?
Say what again mother——! I dare ya! I double dare ya!
Wut?
Unimaginative troll is unimaginative.
I've noticed that even over on the Big Racist's sites, about 1/3 of your comments are just this, "what?". You really don't understand much, do you?
Oops, sorry-your picture and comment were just like his, so I reflexively did the dirty…
The…
fuck?
Urban Word of the Day
fap
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
Example:
Did you see those pics of the corpse of Reagan riding around in a brand-new, pink Caddy convertible with a pregnant 17-year old Welfare Queen?
*fap fap fap*
Andrew Breitbart vs. Andrew Sullivan…do I really have to choose a side?
You have to pick Sully–Breitbart is fucking crazy!
So is Sully. He thinks Paul Ryan's budget plan is serious and thoughtful, for christ's sake.
Okay–it's a little more complicated than that. He's taken a lot of heat & nuanced his answer. I would still rather be stuck in an elevator with him than crazy Breitbart.
Time for the obligatory "There can be only one!" reference.
Too bad Republicans aren't getting to the one, the same way Connor McLeod is.
They'd just keep coming back in sequels and TV shows.
Or even just two (Sith)…master and apprentice.
I'd settle for that.
Time for the "Whoever wins, we lose!" reference.
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio,
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo woo woo…
I don't know, I just want to put the image of an Andy on Andy cagefight, lit by drudge sirens into your head.
Just pick a top and a bottom.
Two hacks enter, one hack leaves! Two hacks enter, one hack leaves!
I disagree with many, if not most, of Sullivan's economic views, but as near as I can tell (coming from a point of not terribly interested), he seems to be a decent human being. Breitbart, on the other hand, purposefully lies and tries to hurt innocent people.
I am pulling for that old favorite, Mutually Assured Destruction
Big Government vs. Big Gay
When it comes to Andrew Breitbart, I'm pretty sure those are one and the same.
Big Gay vs. Big "Totally not gay" Sex Predator of Young Men
Fairly Large Gay vs. Big Gay
There is some amazing video of Andrew Breitbart from that cocktail party in Washington Thursday night, and as soon as the wrestling match between two very unlikely and very minor media outlets in D.C. can be resolved, we are going to post this video and a certain unnamed fun-loving conservative rabble rouser is probably going to be sharing a room at Detox Mansion with Lindsey Lohan.
Ken, you tease! They'd never throw the Breitbart in the girl's brig. (Or would they?)
Palin still has followers? Dumber than Dumb
Apparently she has at least one follower, this LostinOregon person, who apparently thinks he/she is being funny by repeatedly asking "what" like a three year old.
Well, dumber than dumb- Exactly
Say, you know who else manipulated the media by planting trumped-up stories with a rotating cast of stalking horses… ?
Haha….very nice use of meme, and quite accurate, too. The mouthbreathing man-ape must find some new target to fear, AAAAAA! THIS <insert name> EVIL LIBERAL IS THREATENING MY LIFE! HE'S TAKIN' AR GUNS AND JERBS! MUST MAKE THE FEAR STOP! KILL, KILL, KILL!<<<<<<bubble formed over a wingnuts head EVERY TIME he reads Beerfart, then posts pretty much the same response on free republic.
Sir Anthony Meyer?
I think in terms of having large numbers of followers, she's been Trumped.
Excellent!
Well if the Notsobritebart's can't get a date on Saturday night they might as well troll.
that is how they get dates. they pop up from under bridges and demand a "toll".
What the Hell happened to all your advertisments?
The advertisements are still there.
Weak trolling is weak.
What the Fuck happened to your ability to spell?
And you ought to rethink using that pic as your avatar……
You will NEVER get a girl with that….Ohhhh…..that was never your intention, was it?
Says a Breitard. Shouldn't you be fapping to a pic of greasy andy right about now?
Annnnd cue the obligatory oooh you're so gay insult (excuse the correct spelling; I'm literate).
I know you are but what am I?
You're mom rolled them and is using them as a dildo. You're dad got the huggies roll ups.
Now, Lost…show us on the doll where the bad Briebart touched you.
or mom and dad. good enough.
"your dad" …sorry. Need glasses when I'm on the laptop
nah. just don't restrict his dad from dildo usage. there's……no shame.
We were advertizing for a jerk and it seems that one showed up!
Poopyhead LTD is still strong. Alas, you are not.
What the hell happened to all of your snark?
As i said below:
Clue to Breit- and Palin- tards who visit this site. The ads you see depend heavily on the sites yopu have visited before this. It is possible that the wonkette ad engine just doesn't have accounts with comapies that make neoprene gimp suits and white hoods.
Also giant black dildos….to remind you of those happy moments on redtube
Is that why I see the "giving up on teh gheys" ad? And I thought redtube was my bff. Fuck Tubegalore from now on.
"whycome you don't have a tattoo?" –LostinOregon
You know it's serious, because they capitalized "Hell"
That, or our troll is German, which would explain why they're lost in Oregon.
I've been to Oregon. It is very large. Perhaps there is some envy/projection thingy going on here. The volcanoes are big, the pot is big, the trees are big. Every thing is a big fucking deal there.
Don't forget the Ocean, although not as big as it was in the 1930's. it is still big, and the beaches! And the Pinot!
And Powell's Bookstore in Portland is BIG BIG BIG
Biggest bookstore in the continental US!!
Looking at them, they are exactly the same as they were before. Guess what, Papa Johns never advertised here to begin with; which makes sense, as Wonketters are too smart to order pizza from some shitty chain instead of a good local place.
If they don't give their money to a large authoritarian corporate master they get frightened.
"a certain unnamed fun-loving conservative rabble rouser"
Newt?
OT kind of: I bet if Wonkette needed donations, most of us could do with one less gallon of MadDog 20/20 to chip in $10 or so.
Noted and appreciated. But next week is going to be fun, and perhaps surprising.
I would have no issues chipping in as well.
But I draw the line at giving you $50k to do a bad "parody" music video.
It's a simple song called "Saturday" and I think it's got a good beat.
Snarkin' in the front seat
Snarkin' in the back seat
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday….
Sabado, Sabado, SABADO!
Oh my gosh, I can't wait!
I would donate, but I give half my welfare check to fund late-term abortions for Christian women.
Surprising? Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!
I'm a-scared!
"Next week is going to be fun, and perhaps surprising."
…in bed!
Also, too: "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42"
learn to speak Chinese:
You are correct.
我是一个混蛋。
OMG, ONE of those is one of my lotto numbers!
next week is going to be fun, and perhaps surprising.
ZOMG, is it the long awaited TruckNutz sponsorship?
When Ken devised an elaborate honeypot trap involving Reilly, a handle of gin, and a certain "100% heterosexual" right-wing blogger, they called him crazy.
What are you, a mind-reader?
Not even Admiral Ackbar believed it…until it was too late, of course.
"It's a TARP!"
One way to help your dear Wonkette is to use this link when going to Amazon (or so I've been led to believe):
http://www.amazon.com/b?_encoding=UTF8&site-r...
"Next week is going to be fun, and perhaps surprising."
Full page Campbell Brown again?
The paperback version of Dirty Sexy Politics is coming out and Meg's cleavage is returning?
Mogen David??? but it is still Pesach until Tuesday night
I did recently buy some memory from a Wonkette advertiser and made point of noting that every chance during the transaction. What's more, I have decided I am not giving up on gay men. Or maybe I am giving up on gay men; whatever it is that ambiguous advert suggests, I'm all over it.
Actually, as odd as the main tag-line is, everyone should click that ad.
I mean really, we lost Huggies, are we gonna let them take our gay men too?
Hey, I did click the ad. Several times. Just didn't know where to go from there. It's kind of like that Steven Wright joke.
"Patient: I've got a persistent cough. Doctor: Is it a productive cough? Patient: Well, I don't know. I cough a lot of shit up but I don't really do anything with it."
I did that recently, as well, with that same company – I like any company that advertises on the Wonkett
I thought that ad was more along the lines of "If you are giving up on gay men, then please read our proven12-step how-to guide."
Testing, sound check. Wonkette. Newegg.
Count me in, if needed. I was going to give $10 to the National Home for Demented Trolls but after seeing the contribution of LostinOregon I don't think it will do any good.
Yes, I would definitely subscribe to Wonkette since this is one of the only newsites I hang around on a regular basis.
Newsite? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Now THAT"S funny!
DI-DA! Are you here to threaten people or call them insects like some kind of 11th graderandian pussy? How does it feel to get out of your echo chamber?
ELEVENTH grade? Now I've heard everything.
Tip: If you are going to buy some thing on line, go to that site and shop around. That on line store will leave cookies. Then go to your favorite website ( in this case Wonkette ). Magic! There is now an ad for the very thing you were shopping for at the on line store. When you click through and make you purchase the invisible hand has to pay Wonkette a tiny trickle of dollars. This is how Trickle Down works. So, Wonkette if you are wondering why the check from Newegg is so huge, well, you might want to send a bottle of Makers Mark my way.
Wow, wait till they all flock to Andrew Sullivan's site and find out he uses *gasp* sentences!
And that he's HIV positive & GAY!
Most of 'em think you can catch gay over the internet tubes, so I don't know how well this will work.
PS – Hey, my p-ness has grown more tumescent!
Bah, but a [redacted]fister is loose in here, too.
And an English Catholic, like me.
And really: how does that work? C of E isn't good enough for you? They've got all the rituals'n'stuff.
My father was C of E and my mother was Catholic and she won, I suppose.I haven't gone to church, other than for weddings and funerals, since I was 11 and decided against it.
…and he can spell and uses multisyllabic words also too.
Seems to me that Trig's the smartest one in the whole family. Well, except maybe Todd – he just gets strange pussy and keeps his mouth shut.
He fucked Sarah, he can't possibly be smart.
I didn't say "smart", I said "smartest one in the family." That's like being the best singer in the deaf-school choir. (Picture Marlee Matlin singing "You Light Up My Life).
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Ball gag might make it doable.
Todd: Bitch! I'm going out for some new pussy!
Sarah: Asshole…if you had two inches more dick, you'd have all of the new pussy you could handle!
If only I could post an mp3 of a rimshot I would, you'll have to be content with an upfist.
I wish I could say that I made that up, but I remember hearing it somewhere.
Mountain meet molehill…
an apt comment considering the average bagger size.
Leave it to Breitards to overreach in trolling. Though in fairness, it seems to be the only thing they are good at besides editing videos.
never trust a breitard for a reacharound.
Why did my comment get deleted?
Wait a bit. Probably due to the rugged individuals trolling here because they were told to.
I just want to make it clear I'm not one of those right wing idiots.
Genuine left wing idiot here.
Do not say "dwon".
did you use the cruciatus curse word 'd_wn'?
d0wn! Gotta go l33t these days for that word.
It's been happening to several of us. It appears to be no biggie, just an annoyance.
Suddenly it
allhardly makes sense.I got away with saying down in another thread. It must be all of those quality handjobs i gave ken in the past.
hahahaha! down down down down down down down.
also fisting and syndrome.
Oh? Will Kool & the Gang post this time?
Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
But did you haggle?
Or nee.
Or Voldemort!
Just join the club and relax. I'm sure it's nothing personal; anyway, who really give a fuck. When it happened to me I checked my bank balance and nothing had changed.
It's funny, this is really the last great opportunity for Snowbilly to grift some more idiotic mouthbreathers. I mean, it's gotten to the point where even most wingnuts are sick of the victimization routine….but she hasn't quite sucked the last drop of blood out of her remaining followers.
Alright, my fellow libtards, it's poll time! How much more cheddar do ya think this latest 'victim' campaign will net our intrepid Snowbilly? I won't name figures, because her followers are gullable and easily angered enough for the quantity to be X.
She wasn't mentioned as a possilbe candidate among a rather long list on some news show including a bunch of GOPers I never heard of(not that the ones I have heard of have much chance)
Stick a fork in 'er, she's done.
And for all the trolls, I do not mean that in a mean, violent way, only in a mean, metaphorical way.
Surveyor's forks.
"and a certain unnamed fun-loving conservative rabble rouser is probably going to be sharing a room at Detox Mansion with Lindsay Lohan."
I'm totally getting a Boehner over this.
Gee, I don't see any advertisers, how do you all pay the bills?
George Soros sends us a check every month.
It's cool, George Soros's got it covered.
Edit: Foiled by the blue menace!
Is that what all you retired marines were told to post here repeatedly? Or were the police crowding out your favorite men's room at the park and you are bored?
Wonkette gets Federal subsidies, personally signed by The Sheriff Is Near!
Actually, we are a front for the Koch brothers- we just pretend to be thinking people. In reality we are dumb teabaggers just like you.
Shhhh! Don't elucidate! We're doing so well.
We take a cut from your mom's take. Btw…tell her to act sexier.
Today, we are all Breitbart's rentboys.
like breitbart can get that liquor-soaked dick up anymore. it is like watching Peter O'Toole in the first scene of Caligula.
Your wife pays us for the anal. It's awesome!
she comes here for the bukake, and stays here for the anal.
shouldn't you be molesting your grandchildren like a good republican? (where good = normal)
Bristol donates everything she earns hanging around that truck stop on I-10 at the AZ-CA line. If we find out she's holding out we give her a bitch slap!
I am pretty sure Maricopa has one of the biggest truck stops/strip clubs in the continental US. She probably makes more there in a day than she did on DTWS. A little more sticky, though. Nothing is toogood for Dumptruck Palin.
Silly Bristol. Everyone knows the real money is along I-15 at the CA-NV stateline.
You can't expect a Palin to be smart about something. Everyone knows the whole family is re…reeee…rrrrrrr….
Retired?
Todd'd? As in, a family led by a Todd.
We're socialists, remember? We don't care about making money, unlike wildly profitable conservative sites like the National Review, US News and World Report, The Washington Times, The Daily Caller, and so forth.
I see the bagger hive brain is fully activated.
Bills? Wonkette gets free server space from the Tri-Lateral Commission.
I thought ken's last name was bilderberg?
The Caliphate has tons of money, not just oil either. Haven't you seen that old Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck cartoon where they discover the chamber full of riches and get chased around by the guy in the turban? That's where we get all our money from.
Thank you for your service.
I thought it was the money we got for suppressing the engine which can get 200 mpg. If only that one prototype hadn't got out for a few days …
"that old Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck cartoon where they discover the chamber full of riches and get chased around by the guy in the turban? "
HASSAN CHOP!!!
Clue to Breit- and Palin- tards who visit this site. The ads you see depend heavily on the sites yopu have visited before this. It is possible that the wonkette ad engine just doesn't have accounts with comapies that make neoprene gimp suits and white hoods.
Also giant black dildos….to remind you of those happy moments on redtube.
The same way your mom does. . $1 a shot….the same as in town.
We get paid big $$$ for getting and/or performing abortions.
Sometimes simultaneously.
Easy. We do the Republican thing. When our revenue gets lower (because gave tax cuts to billionaires, for instance) we simply don't pay our bills for 30 years. Then we blame someone else.
It's called Reaganizing.
I come from a Marine family. You're a disgrace.
Certainly not by sucking Kochs, like some others I know.
I'm sure whatever the hell, "Giving Up Gay Men" is has done ok throughout the teabaggers boycott. Not really their core demographic.
"Giving Up Gay Men" is has done ok throughout the teabaggers boycott. Not really their core demographic.
If only because they prefer prepubescent boys.
For those of you too superfluriously homophobic to probe Breitbart's Big Twat in search of the confused Sullivan beast buried balls-deep therein, here's a direct link:
"Trig Wars"
Whoa…this comment's been fisted from +1 to +6 to -1 to +1 in the span of 30-odd minutes.
MORE LUBE…STAT!
Thanks for reminding me why I can't stand Sully. His criticism of Jack and Wonkette is so over the top I want to tell him to unbunch his panties. He's almost as bad as some of the teatards.
What bothers me is not that he criticized us for that. If I'm to be perfectly honest, I do think a legitimate criticism can be leveled with how that was composed if even I don't agree with the criticism, ultimately, knowing more intimately what goes on around here (like the rest of us) than a bunch of know-nothing conservative dunces.
What bothers me is this ridiculous attempt by the so-called grown-ups to have it both ways, like they always do. He's spend the most of the post criticizing Jack's posting, and then drops in a few sentences at the end about how the recoil isn't much better. Stick with a point and drive it home, or just go home. I hate writers that so blatantly try to cover their asses. They are cowards.
"Huggies, Vanguard Group, Nordstrom, Bob Evans, and StarKist Charlie" – OK I think I remember seeing a Vanguard ad but the others? Sounds more like a list of Brietbart's advertisers.
Teabaggers: convinced Sarah Palin is an exemplary parent.
well, she doesn't drink and beat the kids like their parents did.
Says who? I'm still waiting on Levi to hit rock bottom & decide to write (okay, tell his story to someone who is literate) his memoirs.
As seen here.
Yes, i have seen you try to expain the fundamental flaw with that…..that sarah is a useless twat and a fame seeking whore who cares for no one….over at the Breitard sites. Amazing that they see it the other way. Seriously…..i think they are all too goddamn stupid to live.
"convinced Sarah Palin is an exemplary parent."
They could give two shits whether she's an exemplary parent, or even an adequate one. It's that once they go to all the trouble of setting up the scented candles in front of her picture, and the Barry White music in the background, and that *special* hand lotion, and remembering to *lock the door this time*, and then we go making fun of her, it just ruins the whole mood, and hurts their delicate little fee-fees, and then they get all pissy.
Also, too, they might think she's a "good" parent, but certainly not a 4 syllable "exemplary" one.
Since rightard parenting philosophy seems to run to the-parents-have-the-right-to-parent-as-they-please end of the continuum, I don't think it matters what Palin does to her offspring in their eyes.
Well, she's not black, is she?
QED
She makes them feel good about themselves in comparison. End of story.
Shit, Reba! My reemote finger done broke!
Wow, we used to have trolls here, but now we have descended to something like troglodytes. This LostinOregon with his/her repeated "what" must have been kicked out of kindergarten.
Who?
probably this is why they are lost in oregon.
T
At least 3rd grade – I think "what" is one of the words they need to know how to spell in order to get into 4th grade.
If brains were dynamite, LostinOrgeon couldn't blow his nose.
If schools were run like businesses, they would have kicked him/her out of kindergarten.
Certainly "it" was beaten up in the playground on a daily basis. Bullying is not always a bad thing.
If Breitbart/Palin and company had ever been right about the dominance of the gay agenda and the liberal media, this would be funny – like watching a fly try to annoy a blue whale by dive bombing the water. However, seeing as how independent media is really dominated by moneywhores and gays are still victimized regularly, it is a little sad.
"Sorry, Charlie. Tings have changed–StarKist don't want good tasting tuna, dey want tuna dat's mentally challenged 'cause of some fake outrage!"
bit.ly.
Obviously, this means that Breitbart objectively supports Khadaffi.
this is very distracting. I am trying to be in a play and this saturday night cleverness is fucking with my distraction.
What is more pathetic, the conservative lunatic fringe crying because someone was not "politically correct" on the internet? Especially a denizen of Little Andy "Shirley Sherrod is going to own me for race-baiting stupidity" Breitbart's sites?
Or their needing to get back up because we might hurt their fragile widdle feelings?
Or their claim of "kicking libby's asses" by being a moron on the internet?
Have you read any of the racist and uninformed bullshit and lies on breitbart's sites? it sucks giving him pageviews, but knowing how stupid your enemy is can be encouraging.
I have only glanced at the site a few times. About 95% of the times, the same morons trolling here about how mean the liberals are for hurting their feelings are advocating murdering people for disagreeing with them. Between that and the one clown whining about being banned for "no reason", it is kind of sad that Shirley Sherrod is going to have to figure out what to do with those sites (and the morons that frequent it) after the settlement.
"tacky comedy blog"
I'm so proud I could burst.
Obviously, if this was highbrow, the staff would be trying to rape CNN reporters in their dildo boat. Or creatively editing videos to smear people.
Wonkette at least apologized about the offending post. Breitbart still cries about how everyone is to blame for his getting caught being a liar. And when a tacky comedy blog has a better moral compass than one of the frequent guests of conservative stump rallies, that says a lot about how ridiculous the whole teabagger movement was.
I've let Andy slide for a loooonnngg time. But tonight he is getting a reply.
You know he likes it rough, right?
Ask Reilly, between his sobs.
"But next week is going to be fun, and perhaps surprising"
Oh Ken you big tease, is SKS returning?
And of course i'll pitch in if need be. Can't imagine what I'd do without our Wonket.
Oh my God, what would we do sans Wonkette?
I'd be so lonely…________________________________________
I'll be your bestest buddy, V!
Then everything'll be okey-dokey.________________________________________
What people don't realize is that Wonkette serves a very useful purpose on the Internets by providing a space for anonymous libtards to vent the hate and frustration they wouldn't be able to vent on other blogs and news sites, because it would be considered beyond the fray in any other forum. I would like to see the liberal journalist or liberal commentator who hasn't made at least one snarky, off-color comment on Wonkette that they couldn't get away with anywhere else.
If I wanted to read a bunch of sanctimonious "holier than thou" comments from libtards I would hang out on Daily Kos.
Seriously. Also, don't bother posting anything remotely ironic without using "/snark" at the end, or they'll pile on because they have less of a sense of humour than the Breitards.
Ho hum. Bear eats lamb.
The lamb of god. Behold the lamb of god.
Mmmmmm … god kebabs.
with a nice musTARD dipping sauce.
True story:
My dad has the same warped sense of humor that I do.
Once, when the whole family was having a cookout, I asked Dad to "pass the tard".
Without pausing a second or batting an eye, he replied, "Mus, bas, or re?"
OT: Obama says Manning "broke the law." http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20056566-5...
*cries*
Yeah but this could get him off. Lawyer/commenters?
Not a lawyer but if he's being tried in military court I'm not sure it matters the way it might in the civilian world.
Also (again, not a lawyer) but there are laws against leaking classified information, so technically speaking Manning probably did break the law. Whether he should be persecuted so extensively or the leaking was in the service of a greater moral good, though…those are the big questions I think people are arguing over.
When Nixon pronounced Charles Manson guilty during the trial, his lawyers asked for an acquittal or mistrail, but Manson was being tried under state law. If Manning divulged classified information he has indeed broken a law, because if you have a security clearance you sign a piece of paper saying you won't do that. But if the Prez, who is the ultimate boss, announces that he has pre-determined Manning's guilt, his attys could argue (maybe) that this is prejudicial: the prosecutors work for Barry, who's the CINC, after all.________________________________________
I think that's the difference with being tried in a military court that imissopus is pointing out. Soldiers sign away a whole bunch of their civil liberties when they join up. For this kind of offense, Manning might be tried in a military court, and they have their own justice code.
Agreed this makes it impossible to go to civilian trial. How could you find an impartial jury after your boss and POTUS says you're guilty?
But the court martial will still send him to rot in the pen for violating his military oaths. So in the end it's a distinction without a difference.
Manning is not some noble crusading whistleblower that's being silenced by the evil government. He's the same kind of retard loner loser as that guy that shot Giffords. He stole some shit from his work to get praise from the cool kids, and now he has to go to prison.
He is, in fact, guilty of this — no person disputes this, not even Manning. All people agree that Manning took classified data and gave it to unauthorized personnel. So for Obama to repeat what is already acknowledged as fact shouldn't be groundbreaking in terms of the military tribunals.
I dont think so. If I saw a video of our men just shooting journalists in cold blood I would probably leak it too.
Military trials (courts-martial) are different but not inherently unfair. The Uniform Code of Military Justice, which governs, is widely admired. Read Fatal Vision, about the trial of Jeff MacDonald, the Green Beret who murdered his family, for an terrific example of how they work. The “military tribunals” proposed for the Gitmo prisoners are reviled because they don’t follow the rules of evidence, etc.
I am neither a lawyer nor POTUS, but there are some things that seem clear:
1. Of course Manning broke the law. There are laws against disclosing classified information. The laws, and the classification system itself, are mostly stupid, over-punitive, and probably counter-productive, but they are still laws.
2. Since Manning will be tried in military court (if he's ever tried at all), it was not a good idea for the POTUS to voice an opinion about his guilt (I can, because, like I said, I'm not POTUS). The President is the Commander -in-Chief of the prosecutors, the defense advocates, and the judges (and the defendant) in a military trial. This is not impartiality transcendence.
3. The treatment of Manning during his imprisonment is, simply, inexcusable. The justification that he must be separated from the general population to prevent harm to him is, superficially, plausible. But the "separation" has been accomplished by placing him in punitive solitary confinement, which he has done nothing to deserve (other than having pissed off the military hierarchy).
This is one of the things that makes me sad about President Obama. It has nothing to do with his "centrism", or his aversion to confrontation. It's giving in to the military, even on "little" things. The reason we have a civilian Commander-in-Chief is that the Framers, having plenty of contemporaneous examples, recognized that any military hierarchy sees everything in military terms; and this is not necessarily a good thing.
Like you say,
*cries*
Six fucken months in the Reserves would have immunized Hopey (and Clinton) the way it did Chimpy. Is it too much to ask?
Why are you worried about Obama? I'm worried about someone else in all of this. I couldn't care any less whether or not this president has any military background, and the folks that have already judged him couldn't care any less either. Obama could be Colin Powell, and there would still be birthers.
Right you are. But being in the service even for a short stretch would give Hopey the understanding that he is their boss.
That being said, I really wanted Gen. Wesley Clark to have been the Candidate in 2004 (and not that non-candidate Kerry). He had a fuckin MFA and a degree in Military Science. He was Robert Anton Wilson's Ideal. He knew about poetry *and* nuclear physics. That combination might have made for the perfect president.
But, alas, also.
What is most disappointing is that Obama doesn't even seem to understand the protests. Nobody is claiming Manning didn't break the law.
Mistrial!!! Yeah, yeah, UCMJ, signed an oath, bla, bla, bla, bla…you still can't have a pre-presumption of guilt. Otherwise, what's the point of having trials at all?
With all these trolls coming over here to give Wonkette page views, maybe we can get Goldline and whatever companies sell packets of seeds as new advertisers. Thanks dipshits!
Don't forget to sell Pat Boone records!
And the Left Behind series of books. Ken, you might be surprised how well those would sell to the trolls.
those are called VICTORY SEEDS and they are to keep my family safe
No matter who wins–we lose.
Is Sarah Palin’s army of deluded fools ready to go batty? [corrected]
They always go after the bald ones. If he had great hair (like, uh…Breitfart?) they wouldn't depress so much as a pinkie.
How the fuck did I miss all this nonsense?
This is what I get for trying to work. I haz a sad.
I guess Jack's mistake was to make fun of an actual retarded child, and not just the rightwing fuckwads who act like them.
By the way, not only have I never seen a Starkist Charlie the Tuna ad on Wonkette, but I won't ever buy that shit again. I'm a Bumblebee man from now on.
I know it is effete and elitist, but you might try Trader Joe's solid white albacore tuna. Much better than Starkist canned fish parts. Being old and poor doesn't mean I have to eat poor and old, and a little can goes a long way. I'll buy Charlie the Tuna when they run out of cat food.
Brand-name tuna? What are you, some sort of latte-swilling elitist swine? Real Americans ® buy Generic Fish Chunks, and they like it!
Hey look, we all have our vices.
Also, Huggies can forget about my business as well. From now on I'm only sending Senator Vitter boxes of Pampers.
There's an ad for something where the fish buyers look at something splashing in a tub and conclude that, sure!, it's a fish!
There's a little magic secret here that NONE of these people — especially the so-called media reporters at advertising trade journals — have managed to figure out.
The remnant ad networks all use a little cookie these days that follows you around from site to site. So whatever you clicked earlier, or searched for on Google, will be the ad that keeps showing up, even as you go to Wonkette.
It should be no surprise that the Palin idiots were seeing pizza-chain and Depends ads or whatever, and none of you saw them. For my part, I usually only saw Vanguard ads in those remnant spots, because I'm an elitist and read the business news sites.
But…..diapers, tuna, and pizza? That's a hot weekend in Mississippi, I guess.
That explains why I was always getting that ad with Meghan Fox's tits!
Hey! I get that one a lot, too! But I also get the one with the forlorn-looking young man asking me if I've given up on gay men. I suppose, much like a young Breitbart, I'm a confused lad.
Ooh Ken, a little peek behind the curtain.
Meanwhile, not a word about slashed to special needs children in the Ryan "plan" and numerous state GOP budget.
Ah well, Wonkette get completely pilloried for a couple of off-color jokes, meanwhile the right gets away with murder (sometimes literally) – up through and including deliberately causing massive deadly riots in Afghanistan, attempting to tap senators phones, and creating libelous, career ending video tapes.
But that's just the crazy Weimar-esque country we are living in, I guess.
#TrigsCrew has nothing to do with caring about special needs kids, they're just another pathetic gang of hacky political opportunists whose intent is to score points in any way possible.
#TrigsCrew: Jokes = bad, budget cuts for retarded kids = good
also: http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/02/03/pali...
So why aren't I seeing ads for lady-wrestling sites/videos, smart-guy?
That explains the ads I get for porn and hobo beans. (Mostly porn.)
Tickling the bean?
I've recently discovered Whole Food's sardines, from a sustainable source off the west coast. I can't find the brand name, but they is really good. Us libs are usually green too.
I like the A-rab Moroccan ones in olive oil from Trader Joe's. Chop a couple organic tomatoes, sautee with garlic in olive oil for a little bit, add herbs and sea salt and then those sardines for about 90 seconds at the end, serve right out of the pan onto penne or linguine, so good.
King Oscar's in olive oil, with balsamic vinegar, straight from the can. Let the dog lick out the can.
Yep, we live the high life here in the rainforest.
Years ago you could get five cans for 25 cents. Give me five bees for a quarter, we'd say.
But do you Sauté the onion on your belt for the optimal carmelization, or do you add it raw, for that stark crunchiness?
"I'm a Bumblebee man from now on."
Ay yi ya!! El candelabra precariosa!
Huffington Post was crawling with trolls today, trying to tell a story about bad bad Wonkette. No one would reply to them. I just flagged them all as abusive and they started to vaporize.
wait! I thought we WERE bad…
Good going, Barb – I had no idea it was so pervasive. Why do these stupid trolls think this is going to hurt Wonkette, when everybody knows that Wonkette's whole purpose in life is to call bullshit on all the right-wing losers?
I like how the trolls were going after us on Huffington, I guess out of their projection-based belief that liberals have a hive mind like them. Don't let them know that many of us hate that den of kid-killing anti-vaccination & alternative "medicine" bullshit promoting asshats.
HuffPo? Give me a break!
Typo? Perhaps shoulda been HuffPoo.
Too clever by twice, weejee; too clever by twice!
Sorry, I was away watching the Yankees decimate the Orioles 15-3, did I miss anything interesting during the past couple of hours?
Wow, who on the Yankees team didn't score?
I predict Andrew will come out on top.
why did i think he liked to be underdogged?
I don't know, but I hope it takes at least 12 hours.
Can I just say that I miss my country and I wish it would come home. Until then Wonkette is the only comfort I have. If things go bad Ken, I'll redirect my NPR contributions to Wonkette.
Fine. I admit it: I'm a bundle of sticks. ARE YOU AHPPY NOW???????????!@@@@@@@@@@@@!@!!!!????
Another fan of the wood, then?
"next week is going to be fun, and perhaps surprising."
Wonkette gets FOX NEWS & Drudge Report as sponsors = Niagara Falls of delicious troll-tears.
Also, What-Twat can lick my hairy taint.
Quoi?
Ah, yes. Used to work with Harry Taint.
Used to listen to Rush in the afternoon and make fun of Pollacks and Liberals at our weekly meetings….
Can I remind everyone (surprise buttsecks!) about Ken's last paragraph? Is no one else furiously fapping?
once you pop, you can't stop.
(wait is that offending another sponsor?)
I don't see Jiffy-pop in my sidebar, so I think we're good.
I am. But then my comment got deleted by an administrator, so I started crying while fapping…
Mine, too (and me, too). What gives? Either Ken turned on some pretty harsh troll-filters, or Wonket has gone unstable.
I was thinking "I smell a sitcom…"
Will it be more like "Mad About You" or "Dog the Bounty Hunter"?
"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" meets "Deer Hunter".
"Barney Miller" meets "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
"Is no one else furiously fapping?"
Yes.
Wait, paragraph? What paragraph?
Needz moar ********s. That and fucking, b/c asterisks are lame.
surprise buttsecks!
The old Whoops! Wrong hole?…
I am definitely very curious.
Sounds like Breitbart is going bear hunting with a switch.
If I was going hunting, I'd take a top. But a switch would be better than a bottom.
next week is going to be fun, and perhaps surprising
Are you going to reveal that a snowbilly-grifter named her child after the acronym for a genetic condition also known as Trisomy G from which the child suffers?
If Trig was a girl she was going to name her Abby Normal; Abby Normal Van Palin.
¿Qué?
Was, bitte?
[Germans are always very polite]
ja, bis sie Seife brauchen.
That must be the reason we see so few German trolls here.
(Although "Breitbart" sounds a little Teutonic….)
Of course, none of the #TrigsCrew would never use any epithet like the 'N' word, now would they? And the 'leave politicians' children alone' doesn't apply to statements by Limbaugh or Beck.
Just consider the intelligence of a mother who, after her water broke, boarded a long plan flight to Seattle (with a layover), then flew to Anchorage (which has a qualified neonatal center), then drove an hour to Wasilla to have her family doctor deliver the baby.
So apparently the n-word is "neonatologist."
"Just consider the intelligence of a mother who, after her water broke, boarded a long plan flight to Seattle (with a layover), then flew to Anchorage (which has a qualified neonatal center), then drove an hour to Wasilla to have her family doctor deliver the baby. "
Don't you know that abortion and birth control are sins against Jeebus and the precious little snowflake babbys?
But, you know, accidents happen…
I never get tired of this.
That was fifty-seven kinds of awesome.
So, do you like to watch movies about "Female Galdiators"?
I'm not apologizing for other people's typos, but here's a fixed version I tried to put together.
Galdiator – noun
1. A state of excitement in which a netizen hurriedly sends their truth libel creation out to the world without checking the very last line of it.
2. The output of such a state of excitement.
It's called tough love. Something you libtards would never understand.
Do you know we're a nation at war? 3+ wars, to be exact.
Do you criticize our Commander in Chief and give "aid and comfort to the enemy"?
Why do you hate the troops?
<slow clap> Ken, you are officially my hero again. Let's take this bullshit to the Breitards and Palinites. She treats the rest of her children worse than a mother spider…..just dropping them out of her hole and letting them make theirown way…..and fucking their lives up like ever other redneck-meth-head whore out there. She only takes the cute ones out of school with her to every appearance……and that's healthy for kids, right? Bring on the experts, like Drs Phil and Laura. Assholes.
that makes her sound like shelob.
Shelob's children were way more talented and honest about eating people for fun.
Probably cuter, too.
In 5 years with wonkett, I've read some pretty outrageous posts. I am surprised that *this* one would be the one to cause so much trouble.
Ken, I've got some ameros that I'll donate to the cause…
Wonkette, this is the first I've heard about you being under attack from the crazy fucks on the right. I' m truly sorry to hear about your woes.
Palin uses that kid as a prop or a cudgel. Call her on it, but be off by just a little bit, and see the cudgel. To see the metaphorical equivalent click this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRmBD1I1kM
OT * 2
1: From Common Dreams for Earth Day, this great animation set to Carl Sagan: http://www.commondreams.org/further/2011/04/22-2
2: I've been thinking , the key to establishing a progressive agenda is to change the myth.
What is the myth? That is the framework that stories are framed upon.
When I was a kid the myth was the Republicans only care about the rich people and are out to screw everybody else. That myth turned out to be quite prescient, but it has since been replaced.
Nowadays, surrounded by teabaggers, the myth is the Democrats want to take money away from the hard workingman and give it to welfare recipients.
Believers of this myth get distracted by what I call the fallacy of the shiny object. They obsess on the fact that a single mother is getting a few thousand dollars to help raise her children; while they ignore the fact that Exxon is receiving Billions of dollars in tax breaks. Why? Because they can see the single mother, they associate her with their missing taxed income. It fits within the myth.
So, a new myth huh? Let me propose it should be one sentence. Let me further propose that it be true (more powerful that way). Let me propose that it be this:
Republicans are acting against their own interests.
Ken,
Should we be gearing up for an onslaught even greater than the last? I have a bad feeling about this "surprise"….
meh. take it to breit-town too. you have nothing to lose but you p-score….and a lot of pent up anger.
I'm feeling that we could lose Wonkette, altogether, the more I'm reading about this in the media.
So, awe at the edge of ruin, or is it just the opposite? So far, the media speculation is winning out in the making of our conventional wisdom, here.
i guess if ken really worried about it he would whine like a breitardian bitch. just enjoy the coming stories i guess….and the target rich environment.
Noooo, how do we we fight this horror?
With money and computer cleverness. Violence is uncivilized, dammit.
Because the C4Pee'rs motto is, "I are not retarded!", and there's no rational argument that will penetrate that. They will die before they change their minds. About anything.
As The Immoral Minority describes them, flying monkey raining down poop nuggets over whomever their masters have targeted.
With money and computer cleverness.
Plus some of those stout Brit umbrellas, as the flying monkeys rain poop upon whomever their masters have targeted.
And re-configuring Intense Debate to lose the P score system would be nice – take away their little toy.
homosaywhat.
In case no one has already said it:
Andrew Sullivan Uses Trig As Political Prop To Attack Palin For "Using Trig As Prop"
HUH???
I think I (maybe) get what he's trying to say, but the logic is just fucking bizarre.
English as she is spoke.
To read books makes our speaking good.
Person puts one foot in front of the other to attack other person for "putting one foot in front of the other".
It's all about the quotation marks.
WARBLOG!!! This is what it is all about!
not to hard to find breitbart's sites. prepare for unpleasant fisting but enjoy the catharsis.
It's not hard to find them, but it's damn hard to keep track of them these days, the way they keep multiplying like Bristols.
We can make fun of that one, right? Nobody is going to launch a fisting invasion or scare away our advertisers for making fun of a girl who makes her money decrying her own incredibly poor life choices?
Yeah, Bristol's fair game, but God help you if you go after Willow. Just ask David Letterman.
Love how he puts the word "Big" in front of the topics…like he's trying to attempt Freudian over-compensation.
All a part of the BigBreitbart empire, man.
Right Wingtard Uses Stupidity as a Political Prop To Attack Palin For "Using Stupidity as a Political Prop."
Right up there with their "liberals are the ones who are intolerant because they don't tolerate it when we discriminate against people" argument.
Goddammit. Now my previous comment is a dupe. Being goddamned on Easter, aint that some some shit.
Sorry, bag, if I stepped on your toes. I thought I read all the previous comments before posting. Is it in one of those LostinSpace threads?
Anyway, more upfists for you on this holiest of days, the celebration of jeebus rising from the dead.
Don't fuck with a snarkblog.
Or a snotblog. They fight with snot.
For reals. Don't make a snarkblog have to cut a bitch, 'cause it won't hesitate.
To enunciate or retaliate?
Yes.
Don't snark with a fuckblog, either.
They complained about Wonkette comments being removed from the Trig story.
Daily Vile and Offensive Breitbart Comments! 4/22/11 edition. New feature! Breitbart vs. Stormfront!
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc407/Djmcs11...
Damn.
I'm mostly offended that one of the Breitbarters has a Hank Scorpio name/avatar.
Wow, I have to hand it to the person(s) who put that together – they had to lurk at both Breitbart AND Stormfront to find similar comments. That requires some serious balls & courage.
heh, I don't post or look at Stormfront but I knew what it was. I am commenting on the Breitbart sites. I'm starting to think that it is equally as shameful to even be looking at those considering who their "journalism" appears to target.
And at least three of those clowns have trolled here.
So what you're saying is that advertisers should be asked if they really want to continue to associate themselves with birthers and the white supremacist movement by letting their ads be displayed on BigWhatevertTefuckSiteBreitbartIsPushingToday?
BigRacism.com?
I hope Breitbart enjoys raking leaves with Liza.
Sadly, Liz is not available to help clean up the yard.
Faggots,they keep using that word. I do not think it means what they know it means
Obvs they mean those bundles of twigs we will pile around Breitbart after we've tied him to the stake.
Tacky? Faggots?
Can't argue with that.
Happy Easter to all of us Tacky Faggots. P.S. send more Jordan Almonds.
Yeah, in retrospect, incorporating Cadbury Creme Eggs into our anal play was rather a mistake.
I thought Trig was short for trigonometry. It took me a while to figure out what that tweet meant. Damn I'm a nerd. At least I know I'm going to name one of my kids Pythagoras now. It should be easy to convince the mom, right?
If the mom has already named her other kids things like Bristol, Tripp, Fontanelle, and Pumice, it shouldn't be too hard.
Well, it IS a derivative, no?
I knew a family with a kid named Euclid. The dog was Pythagoras.
Happy Jesus Zombie Day everybody.
Or is that going to offend Brightfarters too?
Zombie Jesus loves you….for your brains!
You've just transubstantiated my brain Radio better than the morning's first cup of joe.
Happy JesusCameBackToEARTH DAY, Radio!
Everything with any logic or reason offends Dimfarters. However, my favorite Easter pic definitely would!!
When Zombie Jesus feeds, it's called Reverse Communion.
Vile and offensive Breibart comments, 4/23/11. None deleted by the "editors", most highly praised. Breitbart vs. Stormfront! Special focus on McDonald's!
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc407/Djmcs11...
btw, don't vote me up plz, that's my -125 red badge for posting on Breitbart's sites, hehe.
The buckwheat comment won. No surprise. We've always known that Breitbart commenters are a bunch of inbred racists . Thanks for the analysis warblogger!
You are a brave and noble warrior. We honor your service with a sacrificial down fist.
Good for you, D. Fuck the P-Count!
Dj and metamarci should be Sainted, for their Martyrdom.
So, in keeping with his/her request, does that mean we need to downfist hm/her? Or just leave it alone. I'm conflicted.
I'll refrain from upfisting you, but thanks for doing Jah's work.
I would like to thank this year's crew of volunteer stone rollers for getting up way before dawn so I could make it to the Sunrise Service on time. See you next year!
Zombie Jesus
There are no ads at Wonkette any longer. That's weird. Anyone know what happened?
Have Andrew Breitbart and James O'Keefe apologized to ACORN or Shirley Sherrod yet?
I bet you like Sunday mornings when mommy and daddy go to church and leave you at home. Then the beatings stop…at least for a little while.
"Anyone know what happened?"
Maybe we posted a picture depicting the President and his family as monkeys because they're black.
Maybe we mocked Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's disease.
Oh, no, wait, that wasn't us, it was someone else.
But who?
Oh, well crafted.
They're up your ass, with my wristwatch.
You know who makes great pizza?
Papa John's
Uh, you mistyped "great" when you must have meant "shitty". Either that, or you must have no taste buds. And Papa John's never advertised on Wonkette in the first place, so your trolling is stupid.
Well, that Papa John makes "great pizza" for anal-scratching toothless types like you, Bwad, must make you pretty giddy. You might try eating with your pants on for a change, though. You know what happened the last time. And remember what she said when she thought you couldn't hear: dick like a tulip bulb.
Hmmm. "Bwad", huh? Sounds pretty gay to me.
I'm just going to go on record and say I don't give a fuck where they advertise. I hated that post too, but instead of crying about it to my corporate overlords, I let Layne take care of it.
Do they deliver on Easter?
Do YOU?
Herman Cain is going to be so crushed you said that.
It's great pizza if you like greasy cardboard with ketchup on it.
I get the reference; I'm only amazed he didn't say "Domino's".
You know someone else who knows nothing about online advertising? Hitler.
Spoken like someone who has never actually eaten a pizza.
You know who catered your wedding?
Papa John's
Actually, the new nude look of the site is appealing. Wonkette should offer a subscription program to keep it naked.
I'd pay. Before I knew what was going on, I thought Ken had just tidied up the place. Besides, I can still see the FIT trainer guy in my dreams.
O/T: MI Republican legislator wants to require foster children to get only used clothing
Not bad, but it doesn't go far enough. He should also require them to eat out of dumpsters; that gruel costs money that could be financing GE's tax refund.
Jane: Why isn't our low-protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all
the others?
Glen: It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a whole month's supply!
He even ate mine!
Woo hoo! A new mark of distinction; I've been targeted as a troll!
It was really just a lame Simpsons quote about low-protein gruel, but it got all sucked up in the Breitbart/Trig/Jack Stuef net.
He represents Hillsdale County, home of Hillsdale College, that bastion of free-market capitalism/proto-teabaggerism that rejects Federal aid and all that shit and sends a weird monthly newsletter called Imprimis to anyone who is even remotely connected with the GOP. I heart Michigan because I have lots of relatives there, but jeebus, there are some fucked-up areas of that state.
This was brought up last week.
I still expect a "sting video" of those selfish orphans asking for more gruel from Breitbart anytime now.
Casswell, (R-Nanny State)
9:20 am MDT: Howie Kurtz' Reliable Sources on CNN has the story on the "satirical" website Wonkette and how they apologized for poor comedic taste. I'm joining the boycott of Wonkette. And the boycott of Trig's E Trade commercials. Also.
Howie Kurtz is Trisomy G Strong!
The poor man's Alan Alda.
>>Do they have enough twitterers and mouse-clickers on the ‘puters to click every ad on a hundred years of Newsweek archives and send illiterate twats to every banner advertiser?<<
The last issue of Newsweek only had six pages of ads, so yeah…they'll be paying attention.
Oh, and have you seen the numbers for Sullivan since he went to the Daily Beast.? So yeah, they'll pay attention also.
Man, you people are really sick; you get satisfaction from seeing good people fired (Shirley Sherrod, Dan Rather), good organizations destroyed (ACORN, attempts at doing the same to Planned Parenthood) or good people actually murdered (George Tiller, attempt at Gabriell Giffords).
T
So where was all this "outrage" when posters at a certain site called one of the Obama daughters "ghetto trash" for daring to wear…wait for it..a t-shirt with a peace symbol on it?
You cannot have it both ways. If children of political candidates and office-holder are off limits from comment, then children of ALL political candidates and office-holder are off limits from comment.
Ah, but you can have it both ways if your a principal-less set of political hacks like #TrigsCrew.
Don't you think this issue is clear cut – black and white?
Not to mention that they'll leap to defend Rush Limbaugh, who in 1993 on his failed TV show made the "joke" "Do you know there's also a White House dog", and held up a picture of Chelsea Clinton.
I also remember Rush saying, "No wonder Chelsea is ugly; her father is Janet Reno".
The analogous situation would be if someone (not us, thank you, because I think we've got more than our fair share of aggravation) said, "No wonder Trayfe is leotarded; his father is Levi".
I almost wish someone *would* say that, just so we could have the schadenfreude-tastic pleasure of watching the mass tantrum sure to follow.
And Trig is [redacted], so he'll never know that Jack made fun of him.
The Obama daughters are black. You might have missed that point.
Obama's kids are fair game because he's often used them as political props as a way to show how much he loves Jesus so much he didn't abort them
I have to congratulate you and the rest of the PC Thought Police. You're one baby step closer to your dream of an America where ideas you disagree with are banned. At least until next week, when Rachael Ray wears a Muslim-y looking scarf, and you forget all about Wonkette and its advertisers return.
E tu, Jimmy Smits?
If all else fails, we can always get covered with Siemens again.
I'm just shocked to read that Andy Breitbart partied on Holy Thursday, violating the sanctity of the day good Christians are supposed to go to church and remember when Jesus first magically turned crackers and wine into his own flesh and blood and asked his follows to ritually cannibalize him, and his jealous ex-lover Judas turned him in to the Romans for revenge over dumping him for Mary Magdalene.
BwadFwiedman
Bwad, do you have a lisp, or are you making fun of people who have a lisp? You need a good goose, 'cause it looks like your gander has been hitting the sauce.
Hello, yes, I would like to file a complaint with management, please. Yes, thank you, several years ago I was allowed to make one quaint post over on Redstate and bam, gone, permanent like.
But BWAD here is posting away like he's on a respirator with hours to live. Yes, I can see how much fun it is to bat him around like a mangy nerf ball. And I can see that he makes our points for us, yes, but it just aint fair, goddammit.
Oh and keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
OS
"BWAD here is posting away like he's on a respirator with hours to live. Yes, I can see how much fun it is to bat him around like a mangy nerf ball. And I can see that he makes our points for us, yes, but it just aint fair, goddammit."
How about we limit Bwad and that other parrot who just says "what?" to commenting on each other's posts, and the rest of us can watch the fun?
OK, enough already. Jack fucked up and apologized. The post was removed but still exists in a cache someplace. I'm not going to bother to look it up, because Jack fucked up, apologized and the post was removed. Done. Now, let's take a moment to appreciate the positive here, shall we?
Many years ago, a large metropolitan newspaper used to print a full-page editorial every Christmas preaching about the birth of Jesus. One year, however, they gave the same amount of space to an editorial bashing me personally. I could have been offended, but instead chose to consider how cool it was that I had knocked Jesus H. Christ off the editorial page on Christmas.
Today, people are thinking, reading and bitching about Wonkette and not about Zombie Jesus. Congratulations!
Wow, very cool, mighty Steverino
High praise, coming from LL. Thanks.
Well, come on, out with the full story, what did you do that pissed them off??
good riddance
Dear Ken,
The Goopers are just using our beloved Wonkette to distract their zombie hoards from the afore mentioned "Ryan-Palooza" disaster.
(But I'm sure you already knew that!)
Wait, aren't the goopers the elite sexy New York young hawt wives who read Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle site, Goop?
Well then they aren't using Wonkette for much of anything. You crave that demographic?
$TrigSCrew
http://www.torbwine.com/funnies/hillbillies_files...
Conservatives 4 Palin is composed of ordinary citizens from a wide variety of backgrounds, political and otherwise, who have dedicated their spare time to rectifying the great wrong committed against Sarah Palin, an honest and honorable leader, during the 2008 election. During — and the in the wake of — that election many of this site’s contributors watched with horror and helplessness as a decent and sincere woman was savaged by a biased media.
That looks like Tommy Chong teamed up with the Bartles and James guys on a fishing trip someplace.
Years from now, this will be used as a classic example of cognitive dissonance, explaining why so many were sentenced to work at the McDonald's Veggies Galore chain ["Where Slackers Are Executed!"]
The Cee of Pee is made up of approximately 15 active members who sit at their computers 24/7 creating scenarios where the lying quitter wins the presidency. Not one of them has enough intelligence to realize Sarah is not even running. Sarah is so much smarter than her very sick little cult, even she knows she doesn't have even a slim chance of getting the GOP nomination. Those 15 middle aged to senior white men at the Cee of Pee have been shunned by women all their lives and are better known as Palin panty sniffers.
Comprised, not composed, nitwit. And what does Palin have to do with a decent and sincere woman? Are they gay married?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Great stuff!
you can tell Sarah is really fading because her supporters are getting more shrill and even sound violent. Some of the threats to Jack Stuef were really over the top and far beyond his faux pas.
From what I've heard, that has been the case in all of her trumped up victim rage-a-thons; her goons send out thousands of hate-filled, threatening, obscene, horrifying emails (David Letterman, Joe McGinniss, etc.).
And she never, ever, ever, asks her flock to settle down. Ever. Seriously, I think that monster gets off on the idea that she can incite people to harm others (and end up harmed themselves), all on her account.
From what I can tell, this has been the case for quite some time during her victimy rage-a-thons. Her goons send out on her behalf thousands of hate-filled, obscene, threatening, horrifying emails and faxes (David Letterman, Joe McGinniss, etc.). She never, ever, ever, tells her flock of rabid sheep to dial it back. Ever.
Seriously, I think this monster gets off on the idea that she can get her followers to harm others (and be harmed themselves in return) all for her.
"Seriously, I think this monster gets off on the idea that she can get her followers to harm others (and be harmed themselves in return) all for her. "
And then pulls that passive-aggressive, "Who me? That was just an individual acting on his own" bullshit when someone calls her on it.
I'm not so sure about this whole Breitbart-Rehab thing. Would a sober Andy be better? I am sure that the video will be good for laughs (or at least facepalms) but do we want Andy to dry up? I think his act would suffer for it. We wouldn't have as much to laugh at anymore.
even if he quits drinking he is still gonna be a rageaholic.
just like quitting drinking did not help GW at all, he was still terminally stupid.
Worthly Wonkett Skum:
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I'm going to go on record and say I don't give a fuck where anyone advertises.
I hated that Trig post too, but instead of crying about it to my corporate overlords, I let Layne take care of it.
From his profile, I see this troll was talking on Breitbert's site about trying to get one of the advertisers he saw to pull ads – Bob Evans, like Papa Johns another purveyor of shitty, shitty food. This says a lot about the Bretbarters' tastes.
Some of us lazy Wonketteers really need to contact Breitbart advertisers and ask if they really want to be associated with the birther movement, white supremacists and whatever stupid shit goes on at BigWhatever. Unfortunately, I refuse to click on Breitbart links, so I can't do it. And I'm too damned lazy.
Me too, phug'em!
Also, unlike the Breitards most of us actually have and lives so we don't have the time to waste all day annoying corporate PR flacks with lying boycott requests.
Wait, crap-laden obesity food are the ads our trolls see here?
So they just went off and harried and annoyed advertisers that the usual visitors to the site never see?
HA HA HA HA
"What website needs to be boycotted next? It appears it is Andrew Sullivan’s “Daily Dish,” because he has committed the Crime of repeatedly writing in a Disrespectful Way about Saint Sarah Palin and her baby."
We can still call Bristle a fat skank, though, right?
I certainly will! Ugly, too!
"We can still call Bristle a fat skank, though, right? "
Apparently. Just don't ever say something nice about her, you know, like suggesting that her weight seems to be going in the direction opposite of up.
I think she's kind of cute but have no chance with her due to being Jewish, college educated, and a big believer in contraception
Don't talk to him honey he's a Jay E Double U.
In this whole "controversy," two things strike me. First , one of my original and all-time favorite posts that sucked me into this vortex of humor and reasoning. And how prescient is that post now, nearly two years later?
Second, I find it hard to believe how many dumbasses fall for this quitter-grifter's schtick!
I'm just trying to catch up on things around here.
It looks like it's okay for Sarah Palin to use her children as props for political gain, but it's not okay for anyone to point this out.
Is this the state of play?
Yeah, it's all a lot easier to remember if you keep in mind that the basic rules of the game are that if you're a "conservative" (read "fascist theocrat") then you are "good" and everything you say and do is "good" and if you are a "liberal" (read "able to find fault with fascist theocrats using humor") then you are "evil" and everything you say and do is "faggotty".
Thank you for clarifying, you educated elitist faggot.
I shall now go and do something intellectually stimulating, before taking a long healthy walk, because I am an educated elitist Liberal scumbag who has fallen into the trap set by Big Learning and Big Health.
Has there ever been any other?
he has committed the Crime of repeatedly writing in a Disrespectful Way about Saint Sarah Palin and her baby.
Some gentle man came to my office the first working days of this week Monday and said you ask him to re-direct your fund which is the sum of 10.5 million dollars to another bank account but we ask him to check back on Monday next week so we can use the days before then and contact you regarding to that
Sincerely,
Central Bank Of Nigeria
Remittance Expected Tomorrow After Reply, DefinitelyS.
It would be interesting to know what the Republicans want to to do with Special Education. These are the very programs that would service youngsters like Trig in the public schools. Unfortunately these are the very programs that take cuts when a local school district juggles their school budgets. The truth of the matter is that it is the excessive number of administrative staff versus teacher/student ratios in the special ed classroom. Guess who wins the budget lottery?
Wow, there are an amazing number of semi-literate Breitbartian comments on the Daily Beast article about this mess. A majority of them refer to this blog as a monolithic entity named "the Wonkett" or "the wonete" or something similar, as if a mysterious female personality, Mizz Wonkette, was really pulling the strings around here… wait, wut?
And she's such a slut.
Count me among those who was not the least bit offended by the original article, which was clearly aimed at Sarah Palin's vulgar, garish use of her own (?) child as a prop, starting with that tasteless display at the RNC where he was sprawled across a blanket spread over pregnant Bristol's belly. The screeches from Palinites were expected, but I'm appalled by some on the left, as always too afraid of offending some hillbilly to speak the truth, i.e., KO.
Can we still say libtard?
Just checking.
Libtard clearly is acceptable to the teatarded Teatards. But we must never used the term Teatard. And most especially never, never mention Teatard's secret cypher of 6.022×10^23, which is Mr.PotatoeHead's Number that reflects how many fundamental teatards are in the unit turd.
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Teatard and Teatard too, also.
And "teabagger" is right out, even if a teabagger used the term first.
What? [haha]
Nice use of Avogadro's number. How many, oh fine, I won't say teatard, how many teabaggers do you suppose have heard of it?
I prefer the term "Reality Impaired" when talking about the Tea Klux Klan.
Today the Palins celebrate their creators myth by leading a donkey, bearing Trig, on a palm-strewn pathway into the Wasilla Central Plaza (between the Burger King and EZ Pawn). Trailing behind is Todd, dragging a cross painted red, white, and blue. The three Palin girls are bearing gold, PAC checks, and speaker's fees.
Hosanna! Trig has returned Clan Palin to the media spotlight!
I would add $arah with her Star of David cross and flag pin…otherwise, perfect.
Yay, they're flinging poo! We're poo flinging buddies!
What about WIllow Palin: America's Au Pair? Wouldn't that make you crazy, to see your sister being on TV buying a house and making hella cash, and you're stuck carrying her retard baby around and pretending it's your mom's?
she's a regular Santa Sofia de la Piedad, that girl.
Alright, who's the traitor what sent this to the media? This was intended as a private email.
All Sully has to do is go on about his twelve hour sexathons again, and the Palinites will scatter like cockroaches (while secretly fapping).
Much ado about little. And Breitfart & Sullivan. Who gives a fuck about either of them? Certainly not me.
That fuckface is about as hip as a rotary phone.
A fucking one=trick pony who did his one trick so long ago no one can remember what it was. A craven sellout!
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I just wanted to try that for myself.
While engaging in some tedious, juvenile (but fun) downfisting over at Dimfart, I encountered this priceless exchange between commentards:
pendit1: Who is Andrew Sullivan ?!
Denverslim14: He's a blogger for some liberal smear rag that believes Bristol Palin gave birth to baby Trig and that Sarah Palin covered it up by faking her pregnancy.
pendit1: Thanks. So he's a first class, no talent jerk, then.
I'll add him to my list of people to ignore.
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Life must be so incredibly easy when you're simple. All decisions made; no critical thinking required.
Well smoke, Dimfart's abhorrent vacuum loves to suck such shit in and all his vacuous posters brought their intellectual dingleberries with them. Clearly their site needs Fanny Floss as an advertiser.
That's pretty much the business model they're going with, yes.
If we just keep posting maybe Wonkette will live?
Page views and the fact that our posties toast theirs.
"Do these people realize Andrew’s site isn’t just a couple of bloggers, but is actually part of the Daily Beast and Newsweek?"
They people don't even realize that their idjuts and you expect them to see the bigger picture?
Ha,ha,ha…your funny.
Andrew Sullivan is a gay conservative who is HIV positive and is fighting cancer. I dislike his views on a whole bunch of issues, but I think he's been through enough battles to handle the Palinites without even breaking a sweat.
Saint Sarah, Holy Virgin Mother of Trig, forgive us our sins.
Touchy lot, aren't they? To get so riled when somebody says their reality television show sucks ass.
Not that anyone will read Comment #582, but: if Sully and Rhymes-With-Righttard ever really duke it out, my money's on the guy who can fuck for 12 hours.
Fffffffffffff.
Does any one else see the idiocy of the #trigscrew hashtag?
Uncouth or not leak amniotic fluid over 8 states is a line destined for history.
By the way, did anyone save a copy of the now infamous Wonkette post referencing Trig that got deleted after the massive public outcry about it?
Vile and Offensive Breitbart Comments! 4/24/11. Breitbart vs. Stormfront! http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc407/Djmcs11....
Anyone know who the Breitbart sponsors are? Twitter #PullBreitbartAds
You grew up to be the sexiest of the snark creatures.
I bet you were an adorable little smarty-pants as a child, as well.
No religions make sense to me so I shouldn't quibble about the various flavors. Carry on!And did you think Wilfred Hyde-White was hilarious, or what?________________________________________
Fantastic voice, sounded like a really depraved vicar.
I was the worst little monkey, trust me. I would be the child who would tie a towel around my neck and jump off something high to see if I could fly.
I was fat, motherless and epileptic! Yet, still thought I was something special.
Hey, my brother did that and broke his arm! Turns out he couldn't fly.
Tard bucks for everyone
Aww, you just made me sad. Where was Mom? Please, don't tell me that she passed away.
That's because you were/are.
She died when I was 8, she was 32 and had cancer.
Bless your heart. That must have been so hard on you.
Look at the intelligent and amusing woman you grew up to be!
Can I just say, with the exception of my mother, sister, and cat, you two are the only womenz for me.
Either of you want a cat?
All we need is each other and snacks.
It was rough, but I have always had fantastic friends even as a kid, and now I have the likes of you.
Awww, how lovely that is I have two cats in LA with their Daddy and I foster one when I am in NYC, so I am pretty good for cats, thanks though.
I'm honored, thank you!
And the alcoholic beverages.
One would think that, after all the tutorials on liquor in last night's comments, the discussion would have been elevated a bit. Can we please talk about fine Pinot Noirs from the Willamette Valley of Oregon or the Central Coast of California?
I'll bring the Mad Dog if you bring the hamantaschen.
And the occasional buttsecks.
Just as long as someone remembers to remind us to lay on our sides so that we don't wake up in a pool of our own sick after the Mad Dog 20-20
God..that spells a hangover with a capital H! Count me in!
He had a security clearance. The law is pretty specific about divulging classified stuff when you have a clearance. And they warn you up front. Something like 20 years and $100K fine if I remember correctly. That is if you don't just disappear
I think the main reason he didn't disappear is so we could all witness the brutality of his treatment. .
Do those come in Orange Jubilee and Hawaiian Blue flavors too?
Yeah, Mad Dog 20-20 has a flaccid bouquet with a homeless guy's ass finish on the palate.
I do love those Willamette pinots more than about anything. Looks like I picked a bad decade to quit drinking. And I know it's kind of hack-y, but I also love doing the big dinner at Jake's once a year and having them bring out one local pinot after another.
May I remind you that Lou Sarah herself wore a Mogen David necklace just last week already.
And Memzilla, my rebbe tells me that Chivas is also glatt kosher, and I can bring cheese straws (since we won't be having Beefeater).
Wouldn't know, I'm a Concorde man myself.
Yes, Sarah has a plethora of accessories that she uses to make her point, ginormous flag pins, Star of David medallions that would make Flava Flav say, "that's a big fucking chunk of bling" and her favorite accessory, the child she tried to *sniff* lose through an act of God and a bumpy plane ride over half of North America, while leaking the contents of his life sac. I'm stunned she didn't go for a thrice-daily horseback ride for the entire 8 months of her pregnancy.
The blessed mother only subjected the fruit of her womb, Trig, to daily runs and snow machine rides. And maybe some target practice or wolf-skeet.
Where is the "Jake's" of which you speak? Portland? Grid coordinates, please!
http://www.mccormickandschmicks.com/locations/por...
Maybe you're right, though I'd rephrase that by saying that a short stretch maybe would give Hopey the understanding that he's their boss. He simply strikes me as someone who's conflict-averse, period. I'm not sure if a stint in the service would have done much to change that about his character.
I saw a picture of her once on a horsey at Reagan's ranch. She looked a-skeert. Also slidey to one side of the horsey.
Phony cunt.
Huh, strange to call one of the few straightforward clear-cut cases of slander where guilt is obvious "frivolous". And that criminal O'Keefe was not involved in that, but was involved in that horrible slander of ACORN. Remember that? And neither have shown any shame for that horrible, horrible slander they did to an organization that's done nothing but good that the two racists hated because they helped poor black people register to vote.
Wow…even Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly admitted Sherrod got fucked over by Breitbart, but you're still trucking along in Denial Land.
You know because his circumcised penis feels good in your mangina??
Again, you stuttering fuck. You know because his circumcised penis feels good in your mangina??
You wouldn't know that from his defense of noted antisemite Sarah Palin.
I suck cock.
I spent 5 weeks in basic training and I gotta say it did wonders for my confidence.
Then soul-crushing unemployment happened.
She's just trying to loot the Jews same as she did the Christians. She couldn't give a shit about Israel but if there's a buck in it, she's there. Sarah Palin is an ecumenical grifter.
She's a member of one of those fundamentalist Christian cults that "supports" Israel (NOT Jewish people, just Israel) because they believe that the end of the world is coming soon, and will result in the death of all the Jewish people, but first Israel needs to return to its' biblical borders, necessitating either the genocide or kicking out of the Palestinians from their own land.
She doesn't even support Israel, just the far-right faction that wants to (and currently is) continue apartheid. And all because she believes in a ridiculous bullshit myth.
It's my understanding that the lying quitter went to Israel for a photo op and to shop.
Someone can be both pro Israel and antisemitic. It's a very "Fundamentalist Christian Thing". They just need that temple built to usher in the end times. Once they figure out that it's not happening any time soon it will be back to the cattle cars for us.
You called people to find out the meaning of the word that you read while you were sitting at your computer?
Do you frequently send faxes as replies to e-mails?
"The straight one had know idea, like me, what it was."
Illiteracy or Freudian slip? Inquiring minds want to…
Nahhh, you know what? Even inquiring minds don't care.
Something she has in common with Jimmy Swaggart, then? Good character reference, there, dumbass! Both stole millions from people desperate for something to make their miserable lives happy instead of actually doing something to change them.
Yes, she belongs to the Assembly of God, which is a nutty fundamentalist Christian cult that believes in such insane doctrines as speaking in tongues, faith healing and the rapture.
From the Assembly of God's Fundamental Truths:
"WE BELIEVE…A Final Judgment Will Take Place for those who have rejected Christ. They will be judged for their sin and consigned to eternal punishment in a punishing lake of fire."
Huh. Doesn't sound very supportive of Jews.
Sounds as if Ken already has Breitfart in some compromising situation, oh my God, Ken you didn't let him roger you soundly from behind did you, for the sake of Wonkette?
I was thinking more along the lines of incriminating pictures of him deflowering goats by the side of the road in his remote mountain village.
He's looking up "mangina" on that cool new site, Urban Dictionary, and holding up a mirror to his perineum. Of course, he's slowed and fascinated by words like "santorum."
It's true, the Egyptians ARE revolting… (De Nile joke).
Did Riley take one for the team?
No, SorosBot.
You see, Silly Sarah visited Israel and bought a necklace with a Star of David.
Therefore, not only is it logically impossible that SHE could be an anti-Semite, but now, thanks to her nifty new piece of jew-elry (I was gonna say bling, but I can't pass up a pun), anybody who criticizes her for any reason is now, magically, by definition an anti-Semite (as well as a child beater).
lies. people you meet in airport bathrooms aren't your friends.
One inch, maybe, which is all the Breitfart can muster on a good day.
Always trust your cape.
He needed someone to hold his hand while he learned something new. It's called being a conservative.
That was "know" in the biblical sense.
I like your family. Adopt me?
Did I ever thank you for this? I should have. Me likey Portland.
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