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Barack Obama Is Your Prophet and Savior of All Beautiful Things

In Jesus name we do pray, amenz.What a week, amiright? Whew! The handsomest president on Earth traveled around the country doing handsome presidential things, while we ended common decency forever and also GLEE returned! Let us dive into the deep pit of sexy that is Barack Obama’s daily shed-jewel. We will be sure to speak slowly and use tiny words in order to better accommodate our site’s newest ravenous horde of “fans.”

On Monday, Prez Bamz gave the Commander in Chief Trophy (were you aware this existed?) to the Air Force Academy Falcons, a football team run by future World War III flying aces. During the ceremony in the Rose Garden, the Army losers furiously beat the shit out of each other in order to better express their rage. The defeated Marines gay-wept in each other’s arms, and the nonwinnering Navy boys gay-blew each other (under water, obvs!) The unprizeworthy Coast Guard said, “That’s cool, brah” and ran around in slow-mo whilst clad in red bathing suits. Then America’s favorite branch of the military, the Artists Formerly Known As Halliburton, served everyone meals while quietly raping a variety of child-corpses displayed throughout the Rose Garden. All in all, ’twas a splendid event

On Tuesday, Barry went to community college! He answered questions from Troy, Fletch, Pete Campbell’s wife Trudy, and the host of “The Soup.” Hilarity happened, and the network sitcom was saved! Thanks, Barack!

On Wednesday, Barack went to visit the richest person ever, Mark Zuckerberg. They swam through piles of gold coins while Aaron Sorkin gently jerked it in a corner.

On Thursday, Barack went to visit the very handsome Governor Sandoval of Nevada while the similarly-handsome Jack Stuef BROKE AMERICA’S HEART.

Now it is Friday, and what can this mean? Only that Rahm Emanuel and other nefarious Jews are doing even more mysterious things than they did earlier this week, with their matzoh and their mitzvot and their Barbra Streisand. If you are Barack Obama and you want to make out, stop by your kolumnista’s very own live comedic show. If you can’t make it, enjoy the informative videos about your Michele Bachmann, praise be upon Her, and also of course our nation’s smartest human, your Sarah Heath Palin.

About the author

Sara Benincasa is an award-winning comedian, writer and radio talk show host. Her outspoken, sexually-charged comedy has won praise from the Chicago Tribune, CNN, The Guardian, and The New York Times, and has earned her an ECNY (Emerging Comedian of New York) Award and a Webby nomination. Her memoir, "Agorafabulous!: Dispatches From My Bedroom," (William Morrow/HarperCollins), was based on her critically acclaimed solo show about panic attacks and agoraphobia. She is currently working on a novel for young adults.

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  1. welfare_robot

    I would cheer an executive order that NBC keep "Community" on the air for another few years.

  2. Barb

    I just got my comment deleted by the admin. I didn't say anything bad, didn't swear and didn't use the dreaded "R" word. That's just wrong.

      1. Barb

        I changed my post and submitted it again. The word that seems to set it off is the name of the department store that has the Thanksgiving Parade and the "one day sale" LOL

        1. Gopherit

          This is refreshing compared to posting on Breitard's sites. So many epithets that I can't use there. It's like using a pillow in a gunfight. It's not like sarcasm or snark makes sense to them……so all that's left is straight-up Tourettes.

        2. Cheetah Repeater

          Admin is a Macist?

          Does this mean there exists a cache of Barb outtakes somewhere? I smell a book deal!

      1. RadioJack

        r*t*rd, the pull mechanism on a gun that initiates a shot (minus "er"), uh-LASS-kuhnt,
        yep, certain things get through.
        Why couldn't I say say demented zombie last night?

    1. riverside68

      I just quoted some folk song lyrics about a rocket launcher and they got deleted.

      Sensitive about death threats against elected officials guess. (I thought Southern California was a free fire zone.)

        1. Jukesgrrl

          I would have assumed the 1st Amendment covered the letter d typed with three dashes after it, but that post of mine was deleted, too.

    2. Callyson

      This happened to me a couple of times also (for very tame remarks). There must be some glitch in Wonkette's system.

      1. SarahsBush

        I hope that's what it is, but likely it has something to do with the response to Jack's redacted post. Perhaps Wonkette started off with a default filter that deleted tame remarks. But, hey, looks like we can say "mustard" again!

        Seriously, and I just made a new account.

    3. Lost_Teabaggers

      Son of a bitch…it just happened again, all I was doing was sharing in your pain by telling my own sad tale of a great t-shirt design baring my catchphrase and some ornamentation of teabags and the republican elephant twisted into a wingnut….something involving god, with a halo…followed by first-person declarative I…a vulgar word dealing with sex…the diametric opposite of love, and wingnuts. Just fishing to see what it is that gets this comment deleted.

    4. imissopus

      I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the Amazon cloud crash. I don't know much about internet architecture, but it's certainly possible some part of Wonkette or IntenseDebate's service is hosted by EC2.

      1. flamingpdog

        I signed up and made my first post ever to Wonkette, but had the misfortune of mindlessly putting the "d" word in it and my post got rejected. Everything I've tried to post since then has disappeared. I think I'm banned for life. Trucknutz! Also.

  3. V572..whatever

    AFA Falcons = Flying Christards Bombing Muslins for Jeebus. Your tax $$ at work. They really know how to pull the Trig ger.

  4. Gopherit

    Sara, You didn't call Barry a pale imitation of Reagan. Ken is gonna put a hit out on you.

        1. DahBoner


    1. Jukesgrrl

      I ate mine this year in honor of Bradley Manning. His 1st Amendment problems make my complaints about the D word look petty. Why isn't Caroline Kennedy speaking out about this? Is she still bitter about Kirsten Gillibrand?

  5. Barb

    "They swam through piles of gold coins while Aaron Sorkin gently jerked it in a corner." I can see it now, Aaron has his gold doubloomers pulled around his ankles, a roll of quarters gently tucked into his tushie, stroking gently as he watches Mark and Barry, playing a rousing game of shirtless "Marco Polo" Pure Hedonism.

    1. Lazy Media

      Whaddaya mean THIS week?

      BTW, did you know that the Navy and Marine Corps footballers are on the same school/team? #blewyourminddidn'tI

    2. RadioJack

      First, we're baby killers, now, we just make fun of them. Despicable.
      And Mr. Layne and Mr. Stuef are…well there are no words that will get by the "administrator" to describe them.

    3. Lost_Teabaggers

      Oh sure…butter us up with the usual verbal assault and battery, then call us darlings? Why you gotta do us like that for? Baby, what did we do soooooo wrong? Yeaaahhhhh…. : cue the Barry White music: If lovin' you is wrong…we don't wanna be right….come on, just call us dildo baby-killers one time, let us know you still care…

    4. fuflans

      we are all pondscum floating on the world of righteous breitbart readers.

      do you have clout to get our 'd' word back? Sometimes we might need to go 'Dtown' or D 'to the river' or be 'Dwind' of a bad smells from trolls.

      and I'm sure there are many more such sturdy anglo-saxon needs.

  6. Doktor Zoom

    …our site’s newest ravenous horde of “fans.”

    Well, that's one way to polish a tard.

    1. Lost_Teabaggers

      Wow….that one got banned faster than Haley Barbour from a male stripper bar. Ya know…because he gropes and acts innapropriately to the dudes. Okay, so many of my comments have been banned, I can't make funny happen with the restrictions…if I ever could to begin with. :bows head:

        1. Lost_Teabaggers

          Okay…to explain this, I must tell a story. So, Sarcastic Witt is a single guy, a bit of a partier, probably not the most responsible guy. Then, one night out at a club, he meets Inspiration Observation, a rather comely and not to scandalize, but she's easy. So, Sarcastic and Inspiration meet, get drunk and fuck each other silly. Nine months later, Funny Joke is born. Now, depending upon Sarcastic's and Inspiration's looks and genetic code, Funny Joke can either be hilarious and seductive, or well….Trig-orforous, like when Dennis Miller shows his "Funny" off.

          So, that's the story of how Funny is formed…if you don't believe me and heh, heh, I've been known to lie when pressed for specifics, mind you…check out "Who's Nailin' Palin?" the true story of the 2008 election…which also chronicles how a certain gibbering slobbery money-maker was formed, who incidentally caused a great whiney stir which has forced us all to watch our foul fuck-ing mouths.

    1. natoslug


      [edit: WHAT? This word is going through this time? It got my post deleted a minute ago . . . ]

      It looks like mustard also triggers it…

      [edit: no, mustard made it through, as did trigger. Fuck.]

      [edited edit: Let's try this again, with yet more words removed]

      Four comments deleted,
      so now I explore.
      What words, or is it combinations
      raise the ire of the mighty Ken?
      I press [redacted] the [redacted], then up
      and still the post goes through.
      What random nonsense
      [redacted] an auto-delete?
      [redacted] me, I have no clue.
      Obviously, I have gone from [redacted] to re.

      1. V572..whatever

        I was going to send this from an old Motorola readio, but the static on thaT rig is a retard ing my broadcasts

        1. natoslug

          So, the first word, which keeps disappearing from my list, is the opposite of up. I tried posting just that one word, and it gets deleted. How about this?

          1. natoslug

            Second word, not the same as the first word, would best be described as what angryblakguy's avatar shows being raised in the air. Yes, a closed hand, like the one I almost put through my monitor.

            [edit: Forgot to try it alone, as I did the first word. FIST!!!]

            [edited edit: That last one went through. Yay. So I'll just run the rest together and see what happens then . . . tr1ggers|fuck|mustard

          2. natoslug

            Fist triggers fuck mustard. If this goes through, which it should, then whatever script is in place does not like the opposite of up.

          3. RadioJack

            Fucking stupid cyber moderator.
            Mongoloid, mongoloid, mongoloid.
            Mongoloid Fister.
            I wonder if corporate sponsorship of Devo is in jeopardy.

            For the Troops, Don't forget the troops!

          4. gullywompr

            Trisonomy G.

            [edit] Well, that still works.

            [edited edit] You're right, neither of the two words that comprise the more commonly used phrase for the Greatest Living American's condition are post-able.

            Looks like Jack has as much trouble with regex as I do.

          5. RadioJack

            A genetic anomaly that includes an extra chromosome.
            The opposite of upfister shall remain nameless.

          6. Jukesgrrl

            Three of my posts were deleted today and all I was trying to do was compliment Widestance Roman who achieved 100p today. But I used the d-word. Is that why?

          7. Jukesgrrl

            We're allowed to say upfist, but not the other one? It it some kinda Good Friday thing, or has Jack ruined every word starting with the fourth letter of the alphabet for all time?

          8. Extemporanus

            Try makin' like Mitchum, as I suggested doing back when this whole painful p-ness BS began:

            "Lovefist" and "Hatefist"

          9. Fukui_sanYesOta

            We can't say nwoD, because saying nwoD emordnyS girT is a drateR was insulting people who work with the developmentally disabled. Not being able to say nwoD is a bit annoying though.

          10. Doktor Zoom

            Dag–just tried a link to a 2-second audio clip whose URL included the dread word. Nada.

            (It was the opening bits of "Jungle Boogie," by the way…)

          11. tessiee


            THAT explains why my post got deleted, where I said Victoria Jackson needs to put d**n the crack pipe.

  7. user-of-owls

    The handsomest president on Earth

    You can only get away with this comment because Golda Meir was a Prime Minister.

  8. x111e7thst

    Raping the corpses of children is just performance art anyway. My college girlfriend (she went to Sarah Lawrence) did it all the time in the late 70's.

    1. RadioJack

      This is confusing. Do they want to cut NEA or Defense funding?
      Well, back to stabbing fetuses and making Easter stew.

      1. user-of-owls

        Oh god, really?! I think I ran into her in '79 when I was doing my show on post-feminist gender theory relating to Napoleonic phallo-centrism. To this day, I still think my best work was "Cunts for Runts."

        Still, her work was genuinely provocative, evocative and necrotive. "Dead Babies Are Just Asking For It" was a work for the ages.

        1. DahBoner

          Attention all new "fans":


          Go away now! Quick! And delete your hard drive, too!!!!

          1. RadioJack

            To quote the great Mark E. Smith:
            FANS! ! ! "Remember, you are abroad!
            Remember the police are rough!
            Remember the unemployed!
            Remember my expense account!

  9. GhostBuggy

    Before I started posting, I thought these little dispatches were a little too weirdly sexy to get involved in (although this one is remarkably clean). Of course, I'm now hooked. Only now, in the end, do I get it.

    Now excuse me while I go write my weekly e-mail imploring the author to get me in my end.

    1. undeterredbyreality

      Well, now that you get it in the end, you are supremely qualified to post here.

  10. BlueStateLibel

    Nice try with the smaller words, but I'm sure this column was still way above the reading level of wonkette's new "fans." Plus, I don't think they can read anything unless it's in all caps.

  11. TsunamiAli

    OMG, at those prices for comedy I would hop(e) on a JetBlue to see that schmizzle on my hizzle (I don't know what I just said, I think it is Yiddish). But I am poor and (now) unemployed so I will take a nice long, bubble bath, light a scented candle and fantasize of what the funny may have been. Or just masturbate.

  12. DahBoner

    "Barack Obama Is Your Prophet and Savior of All Beautiful Things"

    A negative-calorie desert topping chock full of antI-oxidants?

    And an organic, bio-degradable, non-toxic floor polish?


    1. SaraJBenincasa

      I will fucking murder you with my hate-words next week. But not as much as I want, because Ken says I have to be nicer to you bastard people.

      1. HistoriCat

        "Ken says I have to be nicer to you bastard people" – that's so un-Ken-like. Is he dying? Been replaced by an alien double? This is not good.

      2. lulzmonger

        Mmm, verbocide!

        Test his DNA: Ken may have been secretly replaced with a Canadian doppelganger.

  13. undeterredbyreality

    I can't believe nobody praised the phrase "Obama's daily shed-jewel," which calls up such a provocative image. High praise for your ongoing euphemistic creativity, Ms. Benincasa.

  14. malclave

    Anyody have the link to the post that tells how Barack rapes Malia and Sasha, and passes them around as party favors? That's the Wonkette people come here for!

    I expect this post will probably be deleted, because the staff here is so homophobic.

    1. Gopherit

      I doubt it will get deleted, but if you're into raping young black girls, I can only say I am surprised by your gender choice.

        1. Gopherit

          .i think you think it is serious bizness. also, you didn't address why you didn't go gay. are you not a commie?

        2. SaraJBenincasa

          YES WE LOVE THE RAPE AND INCEST!!!1111!!!11!!! This is why I constantly fuck Jack while he writes hateful things, even though he is my Wonkette brother.


      1. malclave

        Yeah, I know. Liberals are idiots who keep trying to use words… it's hard to keep up with them.

        For example, according to Wonkette, "homophobic" can be defined as "doesn't think people should joke about rape and incest."

        1. Gopherit

          um…..i am sorry you desire to joke about rape and incest? You must have had an interesting family.

          ***#$ notice, you have not been banned for being eternally stupid.

    2. Fukui_sanYesOta

      No, you won't get deleted.

      I expect you'll be soundly castigated for being an unfunny, ill-educated cunt.

      1. malclave

        I thought all you cuntsniffers here wouold think that's funny?

        Anyway, according to Wonkette, you're homophobic for not giving me money.

        1. Gopherit

          Let it be known to all: Malclave renounces vagina and is available. That good enough for you, big fellah? Should we mention your penchant for rape and incest?

          1. SaraJBenincasa

            I wish you bastard people did more than just sniff cunts. This puss ain't gonna eat itself.

          2. gullywompr

            Hey, how did you manage to slip the word in that describes the direction in which you want to go on Sara?

    3. undeterredbyreality

      Had it been slightly anal and homoerotic, it may have been funny, but since it was hetero and pedophilic–it really doesn't fit the scheme. Pedo–go to breitbart, that's your audience. Hetero not so much.

      1. malclave

        So now you're into anal rape? Liek the way Michelle Obama does Barry?

        Just trying to gather up advertising dollars here, but you homophobes are too bigoted.

        1. Gopherit

          Dood. you like anal, incest, and rape? You sure you are on the right site? I'd suggest either or any of the RNC sites.

        2. Negropolis

          So now you're into anal rape? Liek the way Michelle Obama does Barry?

          Hey, some of us Wonketters would pay top dollar to see that.

          But, really, thanks for the pageviews and clicks you stupid bastard.

    4. keepem_sikanpor

      You simply don't have a clue. You won't be deleted, you are the epitome of why we come here. Rock on.

      1. malclave

        Rock on dude.

        And here I thought you came here for the incest jokes.

        But then, most wonkette regulars ARE incest jokes, I guess.

        1. Gopherit

          I see. so you are saying trig is an incest baby? You sir are no patriot, and also a kinky disgusting fucktard.

    5. Sassomatic


      Having never expressed my dislike of a comment by clicking on the red hand which opposable digit is pointing toward the bottom of my screen, I accidentally clicked the other one, indicating approval.

      Someone redress this unfortunate mistake please.

          1. Gopherit

            will have to see the adams apple to confirm, but the love of anal, rape, and incest looks good.

      1. Fukui_sanYesOta

        Someone redress this unfortunate mistake please.

        Done. I'm assuming others will rush to do the same, Insha'Allah.

      2. tessiee

        "Someone redress this unfortunate mistake please. "

        I'm guessing that several people already have.

    6. undeterredbyreality

      Anybody notice that this troll's name backwards is eval-clam? A hint, a very palpable hint! (Misspelled of course, but what do you expect?) We're being invaded by bi-valve mollusks!

    7. glamourdammerung

      I am wondering where the flying monkey flock of Breitards is not screeching about how terrible you are right now.

      It is almost like they have completely arbitrary standards.

  15. Lost_Teabaggers

    Alright…so I'm going to run for President of this here moderator board…I will deregalate them thar comments sos we can say 'tarded again. Also, I want to be able to use fuck as a verb…along with all the other vulgar words we all love that reflect our liberal elitism/ivy league edumacation. It's time for you to stop holdin' us back from funny creatin, dag nabbit!

  16. ShaveTheWhales

    Well, I'll be. An entire preposition, flavor of quark, and noun has been abolished.

    1. tessiee

      The only kind of quarks I can think of are strange and charmed, so if this comment doesn't get deleted, that means there's probably at least one other kind.

  17. rambone

    ShaveTheWhales: Well, I'll be. An entire preposition, flavor of quark, and noun has been abolished.

    It's almost as if people with certain disabilities are being aborted by the interweb ex post facto. Outrage! Faux outrage!

  18. undeterredbyreality

    "This comment has been deleted by the administrator."

    Shit, I can't even quote the fuckin' blues anymore? I'm goin daown; Daown, daown, daown, daown, daown.

  19. undeterredbyreality

    Is this because of Jack's daown sin-drome baby comments or because the daown-thumber has taken over the "intense debate." And how fucking intense can the debate be if the abuse of a child by its parent can't be commented upon freely?

    1. Fukui_sanYesOta

      We're on the naughty step because of Jack, so we can't say r-tard or the adjective indicating declination.

      1. Gopherit

        meh. i never called trig a candidate for the short bus anyway. I firmly believe, no snark, that he will be far more useful and brilliant than the whole family of swindlers and idiots he will unfortunately have to call family.

        1. Fukui_sanYesOta

          Most of the posts in that birthday thread were along those lines. This is overlooked by the sanctimonious screechers on certain other intertube websites.

    2. Lost_Teabaggers

      Yeah, well you know how these people work, right? If Jack or Ken, or Riley or anyone (except for Sara, those fiery locks and big boobs let her get away with everything) on Wonkette calls attention to the utterly tasteless exploitation of a special needs child by Sarah bizzitch Palin, then we're a bunch of dirty commonists. Also, just to show they believe in freedom and freedom of speech (remember how every time Rush or Beckers get's caught saying something racist or bigoted or borderline Nazi ant-semitic, it's out of context and freedom of speech, also?) the Palinites fly into such a tizzy as to get sponsors jacked, forcing a small, independent satire and politics outlet to censor itself and its commenters. Because after all, freedom only exists when wingnuts say something utterly tasteless….then the people who object are just whiney, sissy liberals on welfare playin' the race card, and so forth.

      1. imissopus

        I remember awhile back when some boycotts of Beck advertisers started up all these conservatards started screaming "WHAT ABOUT GLENNS FIRST AMENDMENT RITES TO FREE SPEECH!!111!!" Note they weren't too concerned about that issue when they started spamming Papa Johns and Huggies.

  20. MozakiBlocks

    Do-do-do [redacted] doobie-doo-[redacted]-[redacted].
    Com-a, com-a, [redacted] doobie-doo-[redacted]-[redacted].
    Com-a, com-a, [redacted] doobie-doo-[redacted]-[redacted].
    Breakin' up is hard to do.

    Don't take your love,/(Do-do-do, [redacted],)
    (Doobie-doo-[redacted]-[redacted].)/away from me.
    (Com-a, com-a, [redacted]-),/Don't you leave my heart/
    (-Doobie-doo-[redacted]-[redacted].)/in misery.
    (Com-a,com-a, [redacted]),/If you go then
    (De-[redacted], de-[redacted].)/I'll be blue.
    'Cause breakin' up is hard to do.

    1. undeterredbyreality

      If you're alone and life is makin you lonely you can always go…

      (it doesn't really scan, somehow.)

      1. LetUsBray

        Coming [redacted] again,
        Coming [redacted] again,
        All my time's been spent,
        Coming [redacted] again…

  21. rambone

    We will be sure to speak slowly and use tiny words in order to better accommodate our site’s newest ravenous horde of “fans.”

    To any of those visiting "fans", let me assure you that we Wonketeers have been misquoted and that we love the goofy bastards.

    1. Lost_Teabaggers

      Haha….classic moment, classic character…..Mongo does have a drive-in movie theater for a forehead and needs to be set free to frolic and dig, also….

  22. Lost_Teabaggers

    Just so you know, even though I'm a little annoyed about the deletions of my tasteless comments (it's a bit like being in fuck-ing Utah again), no hard feelings Wonkette. Jack, I'd rather read 1,000 utterly tasteless Trig jokes from you than submit to a single column written by Dave "you can't say re-tarded, only I can" Weigel. The crass humor and near communist liberalism is what seduced me to Wonkette to begin with…the slattern that she is.

    Oh, and so our visiting Palinites can understand me, I'll have someone else write books for me and attach my name and likeness to them knowing full well you moranic apes will buy them. I'll also pretend I'm a victim of everyone, because there's nothing more endearing than an over privileged ex-beauty queen with a head full of dust acting like she's picked on to drum up money and support from mouth breathers. Especially when her defenders are the kind of wonderful people who throw dollar bills at a homeless vet and mock him for supporting HCR because he's been victimized by the for-profit death panels. That is all.

    1. Fukui_sanYesOta

      Top ranting. To be encouraged.

      Also, I think we can say "fucking" with impunity. As in "Sarah Palin is a fucking godawful grifting mouthbreather with the intellectual capacity of a particularly stupid vole"

      1. Gopherit

        as you, i will not be constrained by mere text blocking. i have a vocabulary beyond expletives, bitches. Deal.

      2. Sassomatic

        Remember back in the good old days of 2008, that Palin fan blog, what the hell was the name of it? Anyway, Wonkette had a war with it. I got the ban hammer for saying I thought Michelle Obama was a nice lady. Then they made it so only "members" could even LOOK at their insanely racist comments about the Obamas, including their children. And to get a membership you had to fill out this crazy application. One of the questions was "What do you like most about Sarah Palin?" I answered "her hair," which I thought was a good answer. Didn't make it into the club though.

        What I'm saying is, if you don't like our inappropriate and offensive comments, go back to your own fucking blog, ya cunts.

        1. MommysFetusJar

          I was just recalling the epic Pee Oooohma Blogwar of Jan. 09. In fact, went back to that conflootin' blog to see if those bitches were still as batshit crazy as they were two years ago. They are.


        2. Fukui_sanYesOta

          Gosh, I wasn't here then. At the time I was on a particularly interesting spinoff of the old FuckedCompany message boards.

          FuckedCompany was particularly good at warblogging. The finest moment was obtaining admin privileges on the StormFront racist message board, deleting most of the posts, editing the founder's posts indicating that he was in favor of homosexual miscegenation, and sending out a mass email to all members informing them that "StormFront is now out of the race hate game and has reinvented itself as an online gay meeting place. Come on feel the noize!"

          Childish, yes, but exceptionally amusing.

    1. Fukui_sanYesOta

      Drinkin' in the Back Seat,
      Drinkin' in the Front Seat,
      Rum Rum Rum Rum

      etc & so on

      I also am with you.

    1. lulzmonger

      This warms the cockles of my golem turd-heart.

      Excuse me … I think I have an undigested peanut in my eye …

    2. natoslug

      Since we are a nation of tards, I'm going to bastardize the bibble and insist that Faith without Works are Dead. In other words, I demand our love be expressed physically, for the whole lot of us.

  23. gef05

    "while the similarly-handsome Jack Stuef BROKE AMERICA’S HEART"

    Duct tape can fix anything. Even stupid things.

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