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Please help this millionaire grifter stay in the news!Squirmish-y grifter Sarah Palin isn’t getting noticed enough by the media she pretends to hate! This is why the multi-millionaire human fraud and political quitter is begging the Huffington Post to please, please, please keep her in the blog-news cycle. It’s one thing to be a gleefully ignorant demagogue to a bunch of unemployed housebound white people on Twitter clicking the ‘puter until their electricity is shut off again, but how does Sarah get money from that? She needs those $100,000 checks for squeaking out some half-baked bigotry, and in order to be “worth the money” (to billionaires), she’s got her press aide sending these desperate tweets begging the blogs and television networks to cover Sarah’s latest spill of word salad. Because when the media coverage of vapid human oddity Sarah Palin stops, the $100,000 appearances stop. There’s just one problem: Even the media is tired of Sarah Palin, the most reliable clown of the past three years. What’s Grandma Palin gonna do now?

Here, courtesy of Dave “I’m just an objective person in the middle of this but I keep using words that show I’m actually laughing at the teabaggers” Weigel, is a series of pathetically needy tweets from the Wasilla Grifter’s latest PR person. Hint for Rebecca: When you insult the Lamestream Media in the same tweet that includes the begging for Lamestream media coverage, you actually do the near impossible and look even stupider than Palin herself:

Creepy old lady demands attention. Ignore her.
[Dave Weigel/Slate]

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