NEEDY HAS-BEENS  4:10 pm April 25, 2011

Sad Sarah Palin Begging Blogs To Cover Her Squirmish-y Speeches

by Ken Layne

Please help this millionaire grifter stay in the news!Squirmish-y grifter Sarah Palin isn’t getting noticed enough by the media she pretends to hate! This is why the multi-millionaire human fraud and political quitter is begging the Huffington Post to please, please, please keep her in the blog-news cycle. It’s one thing to be a gleefully ignorant demagogue to a bunch of unemployed housebound white people on Twitter clicking the ‘puter until their electricity is shut off again, but how does Sarah get money from that? She needs those $100,000 checks for squeaking out some half-baked bigotry, and in order to be “worth the money” (to billionaires), she’s got her press aide sending these desperate tweets begging the blogs and television networks to cover Sarah’s latest spill of word salad. Because when the media coverage of vapid human oddity Sarah Palin stops, the $100,000 appearances stop. There’s just one problem: Even the media is tired of Sarah Palin, the most reliable clown of the past three years. What’s Grandma Palin gonna do now?

Here, courtesy of Dave “I’m just an objective person in the middle of this but I keep using words that show I’m actually laughing at the teabaggers” Weigel, is a series of pathetically needy tweets from the Wasilla Grifter’s latest PR person. Hint for Rebecca: When you insult the Lamestream Media in the same tweet that includes the begging for Lamestream media coverage, you actually do the near impossible and look even stupider than Palin herself:

Creepy old lady demands attention. Ignore her.
[Dave Weigel/Slate]

 

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{ 202 comments }

Buzz Feedback April 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm

titz or gtfo

genxr April 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm

@LameStreamMedia Sarah just flashed her tits. Will you please cover her speech now?

4TheTurnstiles April 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm

pix or it didn't happen

walstib April 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm

pix and I vomit

DownFist Troll April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Pix of titz nao.

Oldskool_ April 25, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Ha, Kevin Bacon said it best, "Thank you sir, may I have another".

Cicada April 25, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Hi @RAMansour What's it like doing shit-shoveling duty for America's Greatest Quitter? Also, why does your finger smell like Todd's ass? #youknowitdoes

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Her obvious hi-caliber talent for PR suggests the snowbilly had to pay upwards of 3 boxes of chardonnay AND a carton of real marlboros for that kind of quality.

Cicada April 25, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Come now. Whining about how the media aren't paying attention while simultaneously claiming they aren't important shows PR chops worthy of at least a bum jug of Gallo's finest Thunderbird.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Actually, when you put it that way, it makes me suspect Rebecca A Mansour is a pseudonym for Palin herself. These tweets sounds like she, Todd, Bristol, and Willow made them up to keep the Gravy Train on the tracks.

chicken_thief April 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Does Tawd talk, even on the Twitter?!!!

GOPCrusher April 25, 2011 at 5:17 pm

I was just going to point out that Rebecca A. Mansour strikes me as an annoying cunt.
So your hypothesis has some validity.

ManchuCandidate April 25, 2011 at 4:06 pm

I'm sure Simple Sarah would appreciate the rather ironic application of starving the beast (of attention) then drowning it's hopes/dreams/multimillion dollar contracts/etc in a bathtub.

Toomush_Infer April 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Sarah who?….

Ducksworthy April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Sarah who been done run through her 15 seconds of fame and $12 million in grifting now she sees the future and its as a rusty long abandoned Tundra daisy

SorosBot April 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Like most lottery winners, Palin may soon find out that it is possible to go bankrupt after making millions of dollars.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 9:37 pm

Anti-Semite!

pinkocommi April 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

If she shot herself with her hunting rifle, that would garner media attention. I'm sure she's already had the idea, though. She's just not good with follow-through, that Sarah Lou.

Rosie_Scenario April 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Too bad for Sarah that she doesn't want to spend more time with her family. Then again, who would?

V572..whatever April 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Rick Santorum?

chicken_thief April 25, 2011 at 4:40 pm

David Letterman?

TheMightyHaltor April 25, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Levi?

imissopus April 25, 2011 at 6:05 pm

Alex Rodriguez?

Goonemeritus April 25, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Eva Von Braun?

trampndirtdown April 25, 2011 at 11:04 pm

William Krystol?

bureaucrap April 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

It seems nearly impossible, but snowbilly's run out of things to say that are stupid enough to get her new coverage. Here are a couple, Sarah — try these on for size:

"I think Israel and Palestine should both move to Libya — that way we solve two problems at once!"

"If you give food to the poor, they'll just eat it and continue living. That's not fair to THEM."

"We should be giving the Koch brothers MORE money. Lots more money. These Chanel dresses aren't free, ya know…"

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Boy, that's one PR person with a silver tongue. You'd think bloggers and news agencies would be tripping over themselves to cover her with that kind of twitter-fellating.

assistantatlas April 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Seriously! WTF is wrong with that dumb bitch? Specifically, the dumb bitch who is the PR lady, not the dumb bitch who hired her. Seriously, if I were running the Twitter feeds at any of those places, I would've had some choice words for her. Perhaps: "Sorry, but we only cover news and Sarah Palin stopped being relevant several years ago. Oh, and #eatabagofdicks" Jesus Christ, the only PR people that openly petty and bitter and small-minded and assholish are the reps for Fox News. ….hmmmm, wait a minute…

MarcelleMarceau April 25, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Mansour appears on America's Dirtiest Jobs in 3, 2, 1 …..

ManchuCandidate April 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm

I stuck a fork in it at 15 minutes 2 seconds.

EdFlintstone April 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Howie Kurtz covered this on Reliable Sources and this Mansour had to apologize because they did cover it. But dont let facts stop you from making an idiot of yourself, Mansour.

Ken Layne April 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Don't try to trick us into watching the Sunday political talk shows, especially that awful Reliable Sources.

V572..whatever April 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Howie Kurtz is one personality you do not want to see in hi-def. Don't ask how I know.

bflrtsplk April 25, 2011 at 5:23 pm

I know you down fisted me under yesterday by mistake, but no hard feelings. Thumbs up.

V572..whatever April 25, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Yeah, wow, sorry—must have been after the eighth or ninth glass of wine.

__kth__ April 25, 2011 at 6:19 pm

One time on Reliable Sources, his guests were Wonkette Emeritus and Glenn Reynolds. Talk about liberal media bias…

V572..whatever April 25, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Saw that. He kept calling it, and AMC, “The Wonkette.” It’ll never compare to his epic piece on the tweets of Mariel Hemingway.http://www.hitsville.org/2009/06/15/howard-kurtz-the-conflicted-media-critic/

EdFlintstone April 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm

You mean you didn't want to see Howie talk about the Trig thing? Which he did. I hate Howie as much as his right wing wife does.

SorosBot April 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Maybe the news networks are tired of the complaints of the migraines and breaking glass caused by the sound of her voice.

bflrtsplk April 25, 2011 at 5:24 pm

It does scare away the Jehova's Witnesses who come to our door.

ProgressiveInga April 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

WWDMD?
(What Would Dana Milbank Do?)

horsedreamer_1 April 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Call Hillary Clinton a bitch?

drrty_martini April 26, 2011 at 3:28 am

Masturbate into a Pop Tart box and cry himself to sleep. Just another Monday night.

4TheTurnstiles April 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

What’s Grandma Palin gonna do now?

Well, she's gonna eat that bag of dicks! before Bristol gets them all

PS hi Trig, Mommy loves you the most

[redacted]hse April 25, 2011 at 4:42 pm

If I knew we could still use the "T" word I would never have stopped.

WilliamHTaft April 25, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I'm gonna take a wild guess and go with "say a bunch of ignorant things on Facebook." I'd bet the farm on it, actually.

berkeleyfarm April 25, 2011 at 8:09 pm

Especially since my understanding is that RAM is the Facebook ghostwriter.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 8:49 pm

So, is it a safe guess that she hasn't been saving her money? Will we see her name on the welfare rolls in Wasilla in a few years?

LabRodent April 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Like the Sailor said to the Hooker "I've paid you now go away".

Crank_Tango April 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Do we have mccain on tape saying that? because it would be the first decent thing he's done in ten years…

GuyClinch April 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm

T

AynWithStupid April 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm

"hey @lamestream media – seems everything Palin is irrelevant to you"

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Fuck, all that CNN DOES is read twatters' feeds off of the intertubes. They don't have time to cover SPEECHES.

DaRooster April 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Perhaps they were being decent… you know, trying to not let her make a complete embarrassment of herself… oh yeah, it's Sarah Palin… never mind.

Extemporanus April 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Thoughtful blogs treat Palin as a special needy case.

Not_So_Much April 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Looks like that last boob job isn't holding up. Better shoot a seal pup from a helicopter or something to show how much she loves her some freedoms.

weejee April 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

How does Wonkette get all of Rebecca's emails that are supposed to be protected by Ted Stevens' intertubes? Is the Wonkette able to intercept her kneemail too, gasp!!!!11!

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Hey RAMansour (man sour? Dyke much?), maybe they don't cover them speeches because your employer hasn't really been relevant at all since the first week of November 2008?

DerrickWildcat April 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Did she send one to Fox?

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Doubt it. Fox probably covered it live with the "Breaking News" chryon going and fireworks 'n' shit.

TanzbodenKoenig April 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

What kind of soulless, heartless person do you have to do to be a willing cog in that amoral political grifting machine?

ChessieNefercat April 25, 2011 at 7:09 pm

Rebecca Mansour.

berkeleyfarm April 25, 2011 at 8:11 pm

I was going to say "failed screenwriter with the burden of being overweight and unattractive in LA" but you covered it in less.

trampndirtdown April 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm

She quit her job at the payday loan shop to take this one.

riverside68 April 26, 2011 at 9:18 am

That's what her resume says, but I have it on good authority she was fired.

MissusBarry April 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Must be that adage about "no such thing as bad publicity" is true…nothing like begging for coverage of getting booed throughout a public speaking engagement. Stupid lamestream failing to allow her to bask in self-proclaimed victimization by all those scary Wisconsonites/Walker-Kock-hater/anti-Amrikan/midwesterners.

OkieDokieDog April 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm

The lamestream media also; too wasn't reporting the labor uprising in Wisconsin and in other unknown states. Politics is just so boring for these reporters now days. They know America wants more Charlie Sheen "winning" and what is Lindsay Lohan gonna wear to court reports. That is the sad state of MSM.

And to the sad old weird woman working for Palin. It must suck to be you.

SorosBot April 25, 2011 at 4:34 pm

They are however able to cover demonstrations by crowds of dozens of teabaggers. But tens or even hundreds of thousands of protesters supporting some liberal cause like labor rights or not invading a country just for the hell of it is never news.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 8:52 pm

I'm a political news junky and I'm finding it hard to stomach all the weird political news out of the US these days. I can sympathize with sane people who'd rather watch pro-wrestling or go ride a bicycle or something.

SayItWithWookies April 25, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Hey @RAMansour we were just trying to find a video of her speech without so much booing — but hey we'll just run it as-is. #Yourefuckinwelcome

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm

They weren't booing, they were saying, "Looooooou!".

Fare la Volpe April 25, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Dear Ms. Rebecca,

In order to get on the News, you have to do something News-worthy first.

Kisses,
The Media

BarackMyWorld April 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Hi @Lamestreammedia….sometimes I doubt your commitment to @SparkleMotion.

Sassomatic April 25, 2011 at 7:04 pm

I agree. WIN.

Tommmcattt April 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

@CNN

Hi @nobodyflack did you notice Sarah's all done? We cover news, ostensibly. Maybe try AARP Magazine? #callusifshedies

RedneckMuslin April 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

All of them, @RAMANSOUR!

DaRooster April 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Is that Lemon Noodles?

DownFist Troll April 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

professional celebrities need attention.

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Unless you don't, and it drives you to madness.

elviouslyqueer April 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm

But enough about Sarah…

anniegetyerfun April 25, 2011 at 4:19 pm

"Mansour"? Sounds Arab-y.

weejee April 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Iranian even.

chicken_thief April 25, 2011 at 4:51 pm

I was trying to figure out if it was pronounced "man-sour" or "man-sore" then realized I really didn't give a shit either way.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Yes, just what I was thinking. Are there self-hating Muslims?

NorthStarSpanx April 25, 2011 at 11:29 pm

She's Lebanese, just like the falafal lady Sarah thanked God for before she was against her (Andree McLeod, a Republican citizen activist that brings ethics complaints against anyone that isn't open and transparent.)

I swear, Jamie Farr looks sexier in a dress than Becky does on her best day.

DaRooster April 25, 2011 at 4:19 pm

"… she made Obama look bad by saying…"

Uh… yeah. 'Cuz THAT'S gonna happen.

emmelemm April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Re: CBS News: "I know no one watches you, but…"

Um, I'm no expert, but usually the art of PR involves buttering up those from whom you want something… so, FAIL.

GOPCrusher April 25, 2011 at 5:25 pm

At Glenn Beck University, Marketing 101 teaches an alternative method of public relations.

berkeleyfarm April 25, 2011 at 8:12 pm

That's our Becky.

Tommmcattt April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

The comment so nice they posted it twice!

CapnFatback April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

When will Palin learn that she has to discover speech in order for media outlets to cover it?

VinnyThePooh April 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Dear Reader is feeling neglected again?

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm

The problem is that the Lamestream Media is more interested in Lou Palin now.

seppdecker April 25, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Maybe she should have step up her grifting game, hide through a number of bankruptcies, parlay her notoriety into an irritating reality tv show (again), wear a questionable hair piece and then inject herself into a presidential race.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 25, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Has anyone done an investigation to verify that Sarah Palin actually exist and is not another form of Rick-Roll?

Fare la Volpe April 25, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Seems Sarah injects all of her staffers with a healthy dose of Catty Bitch before they can work for her.

chicken_thief April 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Maybe none of them are getting laid. How 'bout doing your homework, Tawd?!

NorthStarSpanx April 25, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Former Governor Spokesman Bill McAllister still has a lasting dose two years after she quit – he threatened to slap a journalism professor, challenge him to a duel and got a restraining order taken against him by his wife – and this was just last week.

horsedreamer_1 April 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm

If the Vanity Fair piece on Palin — the one from last fall, to clarify — is to be believed, Rebecca Mansour is a disgruntled Obama supporter.

Let's hope none of the Wonketteers who have soured on Obama do like Mansour.

x111e7thst April 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Who cares. How big are her tits?

ShaveTheWhales April 25, 2011 at 7:42 pm

I'd be a little doubtful. Seems to me that Mansour has been posting shit for Palin for quite a good while. If she was ever gruntled, she musta got over it damn early on.

berkeleyfarm April 25, 2011 at 8:15 pm

Yeah. The "disgruntled Obama supporter" sounds like an entertaining fiction.

WinterOuthouse April 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm

If Sarah had bigger tits she'd still be relevant.

V572..whatever April 25, 2011 at 4:42 pm

This is doable with currently available techmologies. You'd think anybody who'd get lipliner tattooed on wouldn't fear the plastic surgeon's knife.

berkeleyfarm April 25, 2011 at 8:17 pm

Sarah had quite a bit of work done during her disappearance when she was "writing her book" poolside in SoCal. But it was pretty subtle. She might have been cautioned against New Rack.

carlgt1 April 25, 2011 at 7:29 pm

yeah it's worked for Meghan McCain!

Monsieur_Grumpe April 25, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Dear RAMansour,
Sarah’s speeches are like fingernails on a chalkboard run through 50 Marshall stacks cranked up to 11.
Nobody wants to hear that.
Well, maybe Ted Nugent. Go see Ted.

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm

"All right Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up"

jus_wonderin April 25, 2011 at 4:47 pm

WIN!!!

Steverino247 April 25, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Just as long as Bill Holden survives and it's Sarah floating in the pool at the end.

baconzgood April 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm

"Funny thing about Sarah Palin. When people stop paying attention to her she just goes away"

-Ad Exec from The Simpsons-

Eve8Apples April 25, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Wonkette asks, "What’s Grandma Palin gonna do now?"

Some suggestions:

I think I heard/read somewhere that Charlie Sheen's porn star girlfriends dumped him, so there's some openings there. "WINNING!!!" Mickie D's is on a hiring spree. How about Hooter girl or Wal-mart greeter? Is there a "Dancin' With the Has Beens" show? Or glue that Trig baby to her hip and go on a tour of convenience store grand openings. How about hiring a chimpanzee to type out another word salad for the teabaggers?

CapnFatback April 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Hi @SportsIllustrated The Palins had a touch football game at their Annual Reunion/Moose Fry/Adolescent Impregna-thon. Why did you not cover it? Todd tackled a tight end.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 10:27 pm

"Annual Reunion/Moose Fry/Adolescent Impregna-thon"

A small masterpiece of snark.

baconzgood April 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm

When Wonkette stops covering her inane white noise of chatter that she calls speach so we can taunt her then she truely is finished.

Geminisunmars April 25, 2011 at 5:09 pm

white noise can be tuned out. . .

BlueStateLibel April 25, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Poor CBS. And that's a great way to get media coverage, by telling the media outlet, "I know you suck and no ones watch you (or reads your paper/Web site), but can you give me some coverage?"

gef05 April 25, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Hi @KenLayne I noticed you didn't really cover the telephone call I made to my mom the other day. How come?

jus_wonderin April 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm

I know. And I stood waiting for a bus and, dawggone it, nobody was there to film it.

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm

The major networks didn't cover Sarah's speech due to a shortage of Klingon translators.

baconzgood April 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm

IGNORE LIBEL!!!!!

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Well, maybe she can have a steamy love affair with that "nigras" guy. That oughtta get her back in the spotlight.

randcoolcatdaddy April 25, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Hi @QVC – When will you start selling #SarahPalinUSA's line of fetus jewelry?

neiltheblaze April 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm

They didn't cover that moronic speech because they would have had to report that two-thirds of the audience was booing her. We wouldn't want that, now would we Becky?

LetUsBray April 25, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Nope, and neither would the alleged Librul Media.

widestanceroman April 25, 2011 at 4:43 pm

"All of them" have decided she needs to spend more time with her family.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Does the family really want to spend time with her?

[redacted]hse April 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm

I assume Mansour is referring to the Shout-Down received by Palin and Breitbart? I'm not sure why she would want that covered, but it's OK with me!

RadioJack April 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm

I thought she was the LSM's "dream wife."

PuckStopsHere April 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Maybe they didn't cover it because it failed to meet the definition of, you know, NEWS. (Even though this is a remarkably low standard to meet in these times). Next time, get a mailman to take a nearby dump (failing that, this is, of course, something you could undertake on your own initiative) while your employer is publicly speaking. You won't believe how many media-hours that will burn. Problem solved…Ms. Man Sour.

[redacted]hse April 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm

or Algerian, like Meursault.

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 4:52 pm

"I don't always hang out with stupid cunts, but when I do, I hang out with Sarah Palin. Stay irrelevant, my friends."

Steverino247 April 25, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Only six thumbs up for that? People, show some love!

WinterOuthouse April 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Sarah's staff brainstorm:

Maybe if Tawd would go on DWTS? Maybe if Willow got caught using alcohol and illegal drugs? Bristle already shot her wad but it might work to a limited extent again to pimp her out? Maybe if Tawd's mistress got pregnant? Maybe if Track turned to teh ghey for attention? If only Piper were a bit older she could get caught in a three-way. Trig? He's no good. The retard vote isn't strong enough. How about another 'tell all' book. The book could be about Joe Miller and Lisa Murkowski being mean to Sarah…

ChessieNefercat April 25, 2011 at 4:58 pm

"But at least you can treat syphilis and it'll eventually go away. "

Even if it doesn't, you might be better off. Tertiary syphilis? Or listening to Palin for hours and hours and hours? Hmm?

Swampgas_Man April 25, 2011 at 5:22 pm

You'd need spirochetes eating your brain to tolerate the Palindrome.

El Pinche April 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

@RAMansour , @SarahPalin #FuckOff

prommie April 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Hmmm, her flack is sending out these petulant little demands to be noticed, and in the last weekend the LA Times and the NY Times both make a point out of mentioning that they aren't reporting much on her because she is an irrelevant embarrassment. Coincidence?

smokefilledroommate April 25, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Twat! Yaaaaaay!

EdFlintstone April 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Isn't Man-sour Ann Coulter's new cologne for the transgendered?

bordo2 April 25, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Mark my words. . .Sarah Palin will wrestle Snooki at the next Wrestlemania and she will lose when she quits halfway through the match. Rebecca Mansour will lament that only the rasslin' magazines covered the story.

Geminisunmars April 25, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Thank you for my vocabulary word-of-the-day.

Sue4466 April 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Okay, who else is enjoying the shit out of watching Palin just fading away from the lack of attention?

It's like Christmas in April.

Oh, I guess that'd be Easter. Whatever. Still fun times!

DemmeFatale April 25, 2011 at 7:31 pm

I'm LOVING this! And I am looking forward to the growing desperation!
(*rubs hands together with glee and anticipation*)

rocktonsam April 25, 2011 at 5:17 pm

we haven't thank Walnuts lately for the gift that keeps on grifting

jerkass

FannyBurney April 25, 2011 at 5:25 pm

No, she's the grift that keeps on giving.

DustBowlBlues April 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Can't you just hear Bible Spice in the background, screeching at this Mansour woman? "Get me some attention!!! What am I paying you for???" My fellow okie, dog, is right. It must suck to be Mansour. {Off to throw up.} Turns out, finishing off the 1/4 lb of bacon and the coconut cupcakes leftover from Easter brunch didn't make me feel as happy as I thought it would. Michelle O is right.

GeneralLerong April 25, 2011 at 6:14 pm

coconut cupcakes? Ohhhh…. groan, moan….I knew I shouldn't have read that NYT article "Is Sugar Toxic?"

Off to take a nap/eat a hole in my mattress whilst dreaming of coconut cupcakes…

GOPCrusher April 25, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Do people still watch Cinemax?

BZ1 April 25, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Rebecca A. Mansour, Lou Sarah's paid doppelganger…

DangerHelvetica April 25, 2011 at 6:30 pm

Maraca Bunco Seer
Macabre Aeons Cur
Amoeba Scan Recur
Barman Accuse Roe
Arcane Cameos Rub
Aroma Buccaneers

DemmeFatale April 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

She's Sarah's portrait of Dorian Gray, (only Becky's not in the attic).

dizzeeboy April 25, 2011 at 5:37 pm

Blitzer?

Chillwaver April 25, 2011 at 5:59 pm

"Hint for Rebecca: When you insult the Lamestream Media in the same tweet that includes the begging for Lamestream media coverage, you actually do the near impossible and look even stupider than Palin herself."

Rebeccca is definitely a PR person: Pro R*tard.

imissopus April 25, 2011 at 6:10 pm

All of you seem to have missed the profile of the failed screenwriter fangirl and how she became Snowbilly's spokesthing, which ran last month in the LA Times:
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la

Photo may be NSFW.

Cicada April 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm

She bears an uncanny resemblance to Schlitzie

Well, if Schlitzie gained 80 pounds. And lost 60% of his mental capacity.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Strangely enough, she looks exactly like the mental picture I had after I read the tweets.

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 6:36 pm

"Hi impact advisor"? Only when she is riding your face like a pony.

Steverino247 April 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm

Photo is NSFL–Not safe for lunch!

Clancy_Pants April 25, 2011 at 7:16 pm

Damn! Bitch has been chasing too many parked cars!

Biel_ze_Bubba April 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm

I always wondered what happened to Tiny Tim. Turns out he got transgendered and went into the PR business. Huh.

BaldarTFlagass April 25, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Lesbian. And not the kind you wanna see in hot girl-on-girl action.

Chet Kincaid April 25, 2011 at 8:07 pm

GOOD FUCK, Steve Jobs' digestive disorder has really turned around!! What? That's gotta be him, he's making the Jobs keynote church-steeple hands.

AngryGeometer April 25, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Somewhere a science fiction convention is missing its Xena Warrior Princess fanfiction panelist.

emmelemm April 26, 2011 at 12:17 am

OK, that actually made me laugh, "out loud", "in real life", as the kids say these days.

Chet Kincaid April 25, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Geddy Lee on a binge? One of them Armenian dudes from System Of A Down with a whack thyroid? Al Yankovic in "I'm Fat"?

[redacted]hse April 25, 2011 at 11:15 pm

You are a vicious bastard, imiss.
She reminds me of the Festerbestertester and Karbunkle strip in Mad Mag, but I'm not sure which one of them she resembles the most.

trampndirtdown April 25, 2011 at 11:40 pm

You fuckin nailed it.

imissopus April 26, 2011 at 12:08 am

Hey, I don't take the pictures, I just post 'em.

Over on the Gabby Giffords thread someone posted this link to the Immoral Majority: http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/03/la

Some of the people over there are pretty vicious, but one said something smart: if it's what's inside that counts, and RAM is a diehard Snowbilly mouthpiece, then who cares about her external looks?

Also I may just be in an irritable mood these days, but after the festival of insanity that descended on this place last week, I'm not particularly willing to cut any Palin partisans any slack.

Guppy06 April 25, 2011 at 6:22 pm

Because, unlike American hero Grady Warren, she hasn't announced her candidacy yet.

What was she doing outside of the kitchen, anyway?

Buckminster April 25, 2011 at 6:26 pm

Really? Her actual name is "Mansour?" I thought it was a typo. Too funny.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Mansour is a common Arabic surname.

AJW@[redacted] April 25, 2011 at 9:51 pm

It is a typo. Supposed to be Man sewer.

Pithaughn April 25, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Whoa nellie. did any of you bother to take a look at this Mansour person? http://articles.latimes.com/2011/mar/17/nation/la
How could that person be anything but sour on men or possibly a sour man.?

PS Be sure to click on the picture.

berkeleyfarm April 25, 2011 at 8:21 pm

My working theory is that she has a big crush on Sarah. But, yeah, it's easy to be Oz from behind the curtain.

Sassomatic April 25, 2011 at 7:00 pm

OMG less Yemen more MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.

MiniMencken April 25, 2011 at 7:12 pm

Mansour. That's an Arab name, isn't it? I'd like to see her birth certificate as well.

jaegermeister April 25, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Sarah's PR person is The Penguin?

berkeleyfarm April 25, 2011 at 8:21 pm

Yep

Terry April 25, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Sarah's being booked on next season's Apprentice at this very moment. She and The OctoMom will be in the final.

ttommyunger April 25, 2011 at 8:28 pm

Well, I don't know about CNN, but Wonkette sure covers her every time she has a loose bowel movement or cuts a wet one; unless they're covering the Trumptser.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 9:25 pm

She *is* easy to make fun of!

ttommyunger April 26, 2011 at 9:22 am

So am I, but I am not a serious politician; and neither is that wormy cunt.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Did she write all these tweet herself? Or get her kids to do it?

JackObin April 25, 2011 at 9:13 pm

Hey great. Another Sarah Palin "speech". I assume there was alot of drooling, scowling and downright illiteracy.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 10:47 pm

Don't forget the whining.

Mort_Sinclair April 25, 2011 at 9:42 pm

The only way Sarah Lou will get any real lamestream media coverage these days is if she turns up pregnant and in labor–tomorrow.

Refudiation April 25, 2011 at 10:29 pm

My thoughts exactly. I can almost hear the screams of "hit me like a snowmachine, Truckmonkey!" from my house.

Redhead April 25, 2011 at 10:34 pm

HuffPo is basically the Sarah Palin of blogs: past its prime, pointless, and failing at its one mission: to make as much money as possible with as little effort as possible, while saying whatever will make the most money.

keepem_sikanpor April 25, 2011 at 10:38 pm

I'm sure this has been done by someone already but even if I write it down to remember after reading the comments, I'll have forgotten.
Sad Sarah
You are the dagger in US of America's heart
Try to change
You miserable cunt.
Can't wait 'til you're gone
And living in the house Todd built
You miserable cunt
Fuck you:)

chascates April 25, 2011 at 10:43 pm

The reason the 'lamestream media' didn't cover her speech is because Palin's audience only watches Fox News. Overtures to the BBC, The New Yorker, and the Christian Science Monitor would also fall on deaf ears.

LetUsBray April 25, 2011 at 11:30 pm

I can't see the most interesting man in the world getting with the least interesting woman in the world.

Negropolis April 26, 2011 at 12:51 am

#Whatabitch.

Really, I don't have any snark for this. I mean, this is Palin's official PR person acting like a total douchebag. I guess it's the only way they know how to communicate. They have to know that this isn't how normal people communicate when they are at work, right?

fitley April 26, 2011 at 3:28 am

Looks like someone is going to be twitter twatting their fingers down to nubs hoping to get Snow Snooki some press.
Sing Along: Ya Twitter Twat your fingers to the bone, what d'ya get?
Boney Fingers, yup, Boney Fingers

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 10:16 pm

She better stay the hell away from Old Spice Guy, though.

tessiee April 26, 2011 at 10:26 pm

"she’s got her press aide sending these desperate tweets begging the blogs and television networks to cover Sarah’s latest spill of word salad. "

In addition to all the millions of other things she's never heard of, Silly Sarah has apparently never heard the saying, "Beware of what you wish for".

snicker snack April 26, 2011 at 10:53 pm

Dear Ken,
I understand that these Palin pieces are like actual money to you. I really do. If I promise to click on a billion gay men ads (because believe me, I will gladly do that, even though I prefer my porn to include the ladies) will you please stop posting about Sarah fucking Palin? Pretty please with a blow job on top?

Lots of love,
snicker snack

petroddy April 26, 2011 at 11:46 pm

We hear so little of the Snowgrifter here in Alaska these days. She's like a bad dream, or that girl you chewed your arm off to avoid waking.

lulzmonger April 27, 2011 at 2:09 am

@MSNBC you totes suck ass & yr mom dresses u funny – plz cover my boss's latest speech? #huffingpaintchipsagain

Gopherit April 25, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I think he communicates with a complicated series of grunts and smells.

jus_wonderin April 25, 2011 at 4:41 pm

I don't think Sarah lets him do much of anything.

zhubajie April 25, 2011 at 8:42 pm

He talks to his hookers.

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