Sexy John Ensign Resigns!
Corrupt horndog John Ensign is quitting on May 3 as Nevada's "other senator," because the Ethics Investigation against him is about to pull out some really slimy dealings. Good-bye, John! You were a terrible senator and you continue to be a terrible man. But why May 3? There's got to be either a financial reason for this, or it's when one of his affair gals is freed up for one of those Sandals all-inclusive island vacations. So much sexytime! Try to stop him now, Harry Reid!
Ensign said in his statement released tonight: "For my family and me, this continued personal cost is simply too great." And byfamily,he means, "Any broad I feel like banging and then putting her husband on the government payroll to shut him up." Because that's what he did:
Ensign has admitted to having an affair with Cindy Hampton, a campaign aide and the wife of Ensign's former chief of staff, Doug Hampton. Investigators are looking into efforts by Ensign to assist the Hampton family by providing a nearly $100,000 payment to them, arranging lobbying work for Doug Hampton, and possibly meeting with Doug Hampton on a lobbying matter in violation of Senate rules.
Life is good for the rich!
[ CNN ]
Well, Ensign seems to be good at handling pussies. (sorry)
As tempting as it is to post something like, "Oh poor trig. That poor sweet gentle child. I can't stand the way his mother pimps him out like he was some kind of key to success. Many people with Down's Syndrome do live happy and productive lives, but it's still a disability...a disability compounded by a fame grabbing quitter mother. It just makes you cry. Happy birthday, Trig. You're a special little boy. We all love you. I'm praying your mother doesn't make your life too miserable."
...but I don't want any more Briefarts "following me".