Well, Donald Trump is doing very nicely with the South Carolina Republican grass roots. It’s great that some gazillionaire like Donald Trump can bamboozle a bunch of poor old white people just by saying Obamar is an African Muslim.
One of these nice ladies collects discarded cans and recycles them, in lieu of having a job. But that’s okay, the other Republicans smile when they give her their cans. She just wishes NPR would be defunded. God we just want to cry. [YouTube via Bob Cesca]
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"we're spending too much money on education"
Yes, THAT'S what is wrong with this country.
Education is superflurious.
Education is superfluoridated. And sapping my vital essences.
i always deny women my essence. it's just easier that way.
Pull out, it's way cheaper dude.
Education is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
"We're spendin' too much money on education."
"Don' needno education. 'Cept the BAH-bul."
Very white Taliban-y.
If anyone proves theres no value in education it's these extremely intelligent and insightful SC Republicans! I mean, not a GED between them all and yet they UNDERSTAND the Constitution better than scholars and lawyers do, amazing! Also, the diction and the word use….superflurious= the refudiated of 2011!
Seriously though, I said this before arguing with an Alabaman and I'll say it here, too: the LAST, absolute LAST place we should be getting advice from or guidance for education is the South. I'd go ask Somali warlords for helpful hints to improve our education system before I'd ask any of these dingbats or the bathsitters they vote into office to represent them. Sorry Southerners, I love some of you and all…but you guys have a serious problem with stupidity. Now, I had this contentious conversation before on here and yes, everyone has a quantity of stupid in their states, otherwise there wouldn't be 47% of Republicans buying into birther shit. But the South and ONLY the South thinks this country should be run EXACTLY to their idiotic specifications and if it isn't, then they start talkin' secession again. That's just a dynamic no one else has or can have because no one else is that smugly arrogant in their stupidity…that is all.
"we're spending too much money on education…" As if….
"One of these nice ladies collects discarded cans and recycles them, in lieu of having a job. "
Good career advise for Miss Lindsey after the teabaggers dethrone him/her.
The Ham Bisquette franchise is out?
Too much work. Lindsey, though, will create a branded ham-biscuits menu-offering for the Waffle House. The secret is in the glaze.
You know how old geezers get to a certain age and then they have to prove that they are competent to drive? How come those old fucks still get to vote?
As someone said in another thread, a quick geography quiz would thin this herd.
"Invasion of where? Point to Libberuh on this world map, please"
Git them A-rabs
Liberace? Just drop some watermelons on him.
Kinda makes me want to help the old folks fill out their absentee ballots. But, then there'd be the karmic debt and the unbearable guilt.
Well, that was quite the freak show…
But I am cautiously optimistic about one thing: the *youngest* person in that video is at least 40. They say you can't fix crazy, but maybe, just maybe, the crazies can go extinct, or at least become an endangered species…
I've been thinkin' that fer near on 40 years, m'self. But I'll be durned if the crazy peeple just don't make other crazy peeple. Gotta go now. Off to buy some rope.
Yep. Them uns breeds lak rarebits.
They will live forever because they love the Jogging in a Jug. Geritol, too, also.
That's only because all the sympathizers under forty are in the military, in Iraq or Afghanistan or stationed in Germany or South Korea.
Unfortunately no. The hillbillies don't believe in contraception or abortion so they're just going to keep on multiplying like roaches. Parasitic roaches who feed on the tax dollars the blue states send to Washington. All these red states in flyover land, of course, take more federal dollars than they give, although that doesn't seem to enter into their redneck theories about welfare queens and liberals.
I would like to say that I feel physically ill, but seeing as how more than a few of these "patriots" couldn't even be bothered to get off their lawn furniture that is planted squarely on socialist grounds, laughter is clearly the best medicine.
See, Ken?
This is exactly why I want Trump to be the Rethuglican nominee.
Why not the beast?
~
I want a Trump/Palin ticket, the hilarity will flow like beer from a kegger at Dubya's. Imagine having a ticket so moronic that staffers quit in protest daily. They'll run through every GOP staffer, campaign manager and message person two weeks before the election and will finish with Megs advising and Bristol managing. Maybe Snooki with her stupid tanning bed tax complaints will jump on board, too….
"THEY" need to stop finishing all their sentences.
Especially the ones that begin, "I don't think…….!"
Yeah…it seems like when someone in South Carolina says "I don' think" everyone else just assumes sentence is finished and accepts them as one of their own…it's like an automatic in with state Republicans.
superflu, where the fuck are you?
# AYN SWINE FLU
M.O.O.N. that spells teabagger.
Come on Captain Trips!
"We're spendin' too much money on education"… no, just at one particular school.
The flag trying to get away from Michele Bachman was the best part of the video. The rest was just a bunch of uneducated morons.
With as much money as we are pissing away on education in this country, we expect to see "moran" spelled correctly at all times.
Always nice to see the teatards sit on their big, fat patooties while Old Glory rolls discarded in the dust.
Chipmunk at 4:40 , "It's tongue and cheek , but it's true." WTF?
Why bother? It's like trying to teach a dog not to eat its own poop.
Yeah, my dog never ate his own poop. And he learned not to pee in the house pretty quickly too. These guys are probably STILL shitting their pants on a regular basis.
Dogs only eat poop when they have a B-vitamin deficiency. These people, on the other hand…
So today I'm lecturing on comparative serfdom in pre-revolutionary Russia and China, wherein an organicist political culture (Orthodoxy/Confucianism) convinces people on the absolute shit end of the system that their survival depends on maintaining the status quo. Why did I bother? I could have just rolled this clip and been off to happy hour.
Your students should easily see that its just connecting the dots to see the poors are dashed. Kind like that in Morse Code, which is a mess of dots and a dash:
··· ···· ·· —
In the words of the Talking Heads "Same as it ever was".
Take a look at these hands The hand speaks, the hand of a government man
It was on the stereo as I read your comment so it worked out perfectly, moved on to the White Stripes, since then.
Did you discuss official nationality? That was a wondeful creation wasn't it? Haha, it was apparently the RUSSIAN way to live, patriotism in slavery, eat the shit sandwich with a smile and in awe for those feeding it to you, people! By the way….I still think Rand cribbed some of her ideas from the Russian aristocracy along with the idiotic Nietschean superman concept. After all, only they were stupid enough to believe imposing taxes on newly freed serfs to pay them for having to pay people wages instead of just enslaving them would go over well…oh and ya know…they also thought they were entitled to collect those taxes, also. Reading about the pre-revolutionary Russian aristocracy just reminds me so much of these wingnut toads in the US, they're almost frighteningly similar in arrogance, self entitlement and antipathy for those less well off….amazing, really.
Maybe we should defund medicare for a couple decades.
I'm coming around on that one.
Roller coaster, roller coaster…
It wouldn't take two years even to cull the teabaggers…two weeks with no free scooters would cut 40% from the GOP base.
I'll end up needing it before then. I say, one year sochulismz free holiday where we save money by cutting off all social security and medicare…and……aww, shit…even I am not THAT cold hearted.
Fucking fucks.
I say put Russell Simmons in charge of Def Panels.
I lived in South Carolina for a while, including Columbia, the city in which this was filmed. There are some great people there, but a lot of frickin head cases, too. I knew a guy, and I swear this is true, his relatives had to go through METAL DETECTORS when arriving at their annual family reunion picnic to keep the various cousins from shooting or stabbing each other.
What a bunch of barbarians! Does his family have no respect for the 2nd Amendment?
My new favorite word: "superflurious."
I loved their album "Funkalicious."
superflurious is a perfectly cromulent way of saying….
DUMBASS!
The effort to prononuce superfluous was pretty funny, to help him out,
http://m-w.info/dictionary/superfluous
I did notice the old guy who said medicare, medicaid and social security should be cut, should start by giving his back.
Yup, they'll give up those benefits when the gummint prys them from their cold, dead hands.
I spent 9 years in Augusta, GA, about 50 miles from Coumbia, and believe me – these are among the most lucid and well-spoken people in the area. People in the South think the banjo kid from Deliverance is a high-falutin' smarty-pants.
On a trip through the wilds of North and South Carolina in the early 2000s at Halloween time, I was most impressed with the KKK-family lawn display. Mommy KKK, Daddy KKK and the two kiddie KKKs. Hoods and all.
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it.
"A traditiona unlike any other…"
The best part was the flag committing suicide as Nik-Nak was gassing on about the federal government.
that is the best bachmann description yet.
Ha! I thought that was Nikki Hayley talking.
WTF, I’ll say it again, I never feel comfortable going any farther South than General Lee got North.
Yeah, just how I want to waste almost 7 minutes of my life–listening to crazy old white racists with twangy southern accents. (Although I guess that pretty much covers all old white people in the south.)
I see a little scare from Fox has them deleting certain words now. Nice
Most of these folks and folks from the south I met when I lived there could be clearly described in a manner most southerner's could understand. The word, no longer allowed could be used to aptly describe SnowSnookie's youngest.
"If I had the job to educate a race and I had a hundred years to it . . . ."
Funny, I have that same thought about white Southerners.
FTW!
So did Faulkner in 1936 – Absalom, Absalom. 'N he wuz one of 'em.
Damn you, long, slow YouTube video!
Teatard man better keep your head
Don't forget what Glenn Beck said
I was honestly confused for about a good minute at exactly what he was getting at, because what I thought he meant seemed so ridiculous and offensive to me that I imagine he couldn't be making that point.
What kind of scared me was how serious and earnest he was, and how deeply you could tell he had thought about this. A lot of the other shit said in the video was said with at least a tiny bit of tongue in cheek, but this guy has gone through this particular point in his head a thousand times over.
reminds me for some reason (maybe because '100 years' guy was a burned-out methed-out white trash biker type?) that I have never, once, seen a woman on a Harley-Davidson who had all of her teeth.
The Glenn Beckite in the red shirt who was interviewed first is wearing the worst rug ever. Must use super glue to keep it on since the wind, or the ghosts of slaves, was/were strong enough to make the flag swoon as soon as Michele started talking.
great music though
"The Glenn Beckite in the red shirt who was interviewed first is wearing the worst rug ever."
wonder how he did on the CPAC poll.
They sure do loooove their honkies.
I just… I'm dumbfounded. god help us.
"If I had the job to educate a race, and I had a hundred years to do it, to educate 'em, to get 'em off welfare and to teach 'em the rights and wrongs of life, I woulda done it."
Bad news, Willie, but Whitey is going to need more time than that.
Since most of the people on welfare are white and we are spending too much on education, I detect a possible flaw in his logic.
But not in his grooming habits! Still, I wonder how he manages to hide that broom of a beard under his white hood.
I think he probably tucks it into the robe. You don't want to risk lighting is up from the sparks flying off of the burning crosses.
"…God created man first. And he made woman from a man, an' I think she's a great helpmate, but I think the men are supposed to lead." I am just gobsmacked and have no more snark left.
And that was the precise moment when the American flag standing beside Michele Bachman collapsed to the ground.
I interpret that as god didn't get it right the first time and the second try was a slam dunk.
A real man would step up and lead with some kinda shit.
Just remember don't ever pause, even if you know you aren't making sense anymore, just keep putting one word out after another and stick in a period every six or eight.
That's leadership!
This is what I tell my wife all the time.
Then she beats the shit out of me. Oh well.
Good for her.
I just took that to mean she prefers the missionary position.
BZ, I wish I had been godsmacked. I've been here so long I hear this shit all the time.
The self-hating woman is the keystone of the modern GOP. So they're attacking their OWN uteruses. How fucking depressing is THAT?
She should secede from the female gender.
The sadest thing about watching this video was the realization that these motherfuckers will get out and vote come hell or high water while many progressives sit at home.
The Obama campaign should just show this video to the country and say, "I rest my case."
reading Wonkette.
I remember getting bored to tears a few years back by a southern gentleman on some fine points of Civil War history. When he realized the gaps in my historical knowledge he asked why we didn’t study the Northern War of aggression up North. I explained to him that since we won we didn’t feel the need to dwell on it.
That was unpleasant. Sometimes I think what this world needs is a good old fashioned plague.
A Darwinian thinning of the herd?
It's coming. These are the vectors.
For some reason this quote from the movie Crash comes to mind..
"You embarrass me. You embarrass yourself."
Hairy racist werewolf is hairy and racist.
I assume you're talking about the guy with the ZZ Top beard, I thought he was mixed race when I first saw the video. Keep out of the sun, cracker, you can't be darker than 'them'!
I'm currently reading Tony Horwitz's 1998 Confederates in the Attic: Dispatches From the Unfinished Civil War (and hey, that NYT review is by Roy Blount!). Darn good book. 'Splains a lot. Makes shit like this a bit less surprising, though no less depressing.
Horwitz's book is definately a good read.
The is the World Net Daily equivalent of "The View Out My Window."
YES!
The woman? with the pink baseball cap may want to see a Doctor about her latest Herpes outbreak.
Its guess its time to start dipping into my bathtub gin.
The sun is most certainly over the yardarm. I shall join you.
Love the comments on Nikki Haley and interracial marriage.
I wish Alvin Greene could make a trip to these teabaggers and just start bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" We'd be a better country for it.
Is it wrong to feel a little bit better knowing that several of the old and ignorant in this video won't be around in 2012, having died natural deaths (or in Hoveround flip-over accidents)?
But they'll just take out one of those ads in the penny saver to make offerings to anyone running against O'bomba or against curing the canker. Some undiscovered S. Carolinian is gonna run against that feller in the White House and he's gonna beat him. As long as he's white.
Offer them some more fries and high fructose corn syrup.
Can't we get them to secede again?
# IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SECEDE…
This is why Allah made tornadoes.
This is why Gen. Sherman hated them fuckers from South Carolinky.
Ah'ont know whut y'all wuz expectin' from Sa'cra'lina.
we are so fucked.
Wha?– Okay, what are the new posting rules? I just got auto-deleted by the administrator. This is just like waiting the in the DMV line all over. Or maybe like losing all my obnoxious comments on the Trig post.
There's just some weirdness going on with intensedebate – it's happening to a lot of people. Don't worry about it.
i think it's from 'the great trig uprising of mid april 2011'.
So, is it FUCK?
Cocdksucker? Somebody has to ask.
Nope, not fuck. How about dumbfuckistan?
Dumbfuckistani is the preferred nomenclature, man.
Ah, but I was referring to the nation, not the inhabitants.
Well fuck me. Now I have no idea I was censored. If I weren't drinking heavily, I"d be pissed. Oh wait, I'm pissed because I'm drinking heavily. I'd be angry. Or annoyed. Or something. So Ken, could you please post the new commenting rules so we don't get deleted after spending precious seconds on our snarky and almost coherent comments?
I got deleted for a jab at Bill Clinton.
That's because Bill prefers to do the jabbing . . .
I was deleted for something nasty about crumpets.
As is only proper, ya strumpet.
Yet my frequent use of the word”cunt” is considered perfectly proper?
Marijuana? Porn? Agriculture? What word will trigger the auto-delete, dammit?!!!!
I've got it.
r-tard.
To double-check, using the original test with slight modification:
"Wouldn't it be hilarious if the r-tard baby Trig were thrown into the gaping maw of a running woodchipper and the results broadcast on pay-per-view?" *
* Not intended as a factual statement
edit: Yeah, that's it. I expect it's because that r word is insulting to the fine folks who work with the developmentally disabled, which is kinda fair enough.
So, can we still use the word if we put an emphasis on the2nd syllable? Then it just sounds French, right?
Haha, old.
And by the way… that fish? Glen Beck.
If I had a job to educate ignorant old racist white people and had a hundred years to do it, I'd just sit around and wait for them to die, then spend the next ninety years doing bong hits in my pajamas.
The Constitution clearly guides all our discretionary spending. And, would have kept us out of Libneynia…a…..whatever!
The most disconcerting part of this video is that even twenty years ago, these people would have been politically marginalized; now they're celebrated as "patriots".
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Okay. All I can say is maybe we clone William Tecumseh Sherman and send him through South Carolina.
If we're gonna do that, let's just clone Lincoln and put him back in the White House.
~30 years ago, these people would have been institutionalized. Unfortunately (not quite yet a zombie) Reagan fucked us over yet again. Thanks, BonzoDaddy!
Why is cousin It at a Tea Party rally?
Stupid has no "Expires by:" date.
Omg pleeese tell me someone rounded them all upland herded them into one state
The lady in the red hat looks stoned, but actually she is just stupid…
So respectful and mannered, like "Yes Ma'am. I saw the n*gger and he went that-a-way!"
"If I had the job to educate a race…
Well, you should start with the Boston Marathon.
It seems Kenyans keep running faster than the white folks…
Sad that the Bircher guy almost seems like the sanest one there.
"The Only Organization with Structured Action Programs & Information Necessary to save our Constitutional Republic" [0:56]
ah. it's the old oosap&incr crowd.
dear god. at 2:00 roughly she says 'i think he [obama] spent too many years with his stepfather in kenya' oh good lord. she can't even keep her lies straight. p.s. check out the youngster chawin on cud in the atl. braves hat behind her.
wtf happened at 3:10? michele bachmann caused the union to dissolve!
our flag is begging to be immolated after being used as a prop (like Sarah's Trig). The proper procedure for a flag hitting the ground would be to burn it. That would be a precious video moment — a US flag burning at a teabagger rally. It would make a nice contract with the burning crosses perhaps….
verbatim: 5:44 "i just prefer a man as a leader and that may seem strange but i think god created man first and he made woman from a man and she's a great help mate but i think the men are supposed to lead."
"she's a great help mate" i'll be sure to try that line.
That'll get you a ton of pussy here in NYC, give it a try.
"Hey, baby… How'dya like to go back to my place and be a helpmate?"
Fuck off, moron.Oh sorry, I suppose it doesn't work
I used to get mad about the offshoring of US jobs; but after seeing this dumb white trash again and again, I think it's a good thing. We've squandered all of our goodness to become a huge superpower run by a bunch of teabaggin' idiots. I don't see how India or China can do worse.
ugly americans.
I take solace in the fact that most of these old fucks will be dead very, very soon.
Wow, a video portrait of our downfisters!
Well said, sir, well said.
You, sir, are fantastic.
y'all made my day! Especially as I took a hammering yesterday on that idiot breitbart site.
Well, you have to admit that they're slightly smarter than they were in 1861. So they are rising a little bit.
Naw, you roll them old boys up to a 40 pounder aimed at the fort, hand em a match, and they'd light that long fuse, sure as hell. That would raise the federal terror alert to the highest whatever it is, and black ops copters would be all over their cracker asses.
Can you give an example?
Bircherbagger: "…Libernay…r….His invasion of Lybinair, ok?"
I proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm SHARING A COUNTRY WITH THESE STUPID UGLY IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKERS.
I can't for the life of me understand how Donald Trump's name keeps coming out of their mouths as if he's a serious candidate. That's even crazy for them. These motherfuckers are so far regressed that any vessel, so long as it pours out personal doubts about the president, gets a test drive. They've become a parody of themselves.
How the hell did that get deleted, when the comment just above is just as "bad"? (No disrespect, Puck.)
10 out of 10? that's quite a superflurriousssity way to say 1.
"I think he spent too many years in Kenya with his step-father and once you're a muslin you can't change."
what.the.fuck.
"God created men first… and women are a great help mate but the men are supposed to lead." From a woman. WTF???? No where in the bible does it say that (though most of the baggers' clothes go against the command in Leviticus, I believe, not to wear clothes made of more than one type of fiber). Is this 1911? What is wrong with these people?
Ah, but electing the man with the funny hair from that Comedy Central Roast will fix it, I'm sure.
Well, in her defense there is Collosians 3:
18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. 19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them. 20 Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord. 21 Fathers, provoke not your children to anger, lest they be discouraged. 22 Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God:
Oh America, why are you one country? Clearly there should be two or even three, South Crackerstan and then a strange shaped country that includes both coasts and Chicago and then an ugly clump of whatever else is left.
The future of America is Bophuthatswana.
That God created man first, yes. That that therefore means men are supposed to lead and women are supposed to be subservient, no. (By the way, don't Adam and Eve have sex with their kids to "keep the lineage going" or something? Yeah, great role model.)
ephesians 5:22-24, 1 timothy 1:11-14.
Sorry that I know what fucked up verses they were fucking up.
Fuck! Yes, in the bible!
Okay, I get the first one… but I looked up the second and it just says something about being grateful to Jesus, having sinned in ignorance and Jesus forgave. Am I missing the woman-servanty bit?
Not to mention I believe Ephesians was written by Paul, who was jealous of/threatened by Mary Magdalene's relationship with Jesus and one of the main ones pushing to keep her/women out of the church. Then again, I could be wrong, since it's been quite a few years since I read the bible or went to bible study…
Sorry, I think 1 Timothy 2:11…I was in a hurry…. While I was googling the intertube I realized large load mmore of verses as well.
So….verses out of context …or, what Jesus said about the poors. Pretty much they don't go with the Jesus stuff or any of the other "help the poors." No, we're going with "Women shouldn't be president in 2000 years in a country that doesn't yet exist."
I think you got me wrong. I wasn't aguing their point (I'm not a Christian), rather that the Bible quite literally says that Adam was created directly from Eve.
If anything, it sounds like you're trying to change around Christian theology to fit your belief. The Bible – all the fucking way through – is anti-woman for all but a few exceptions. That's just a fact.
Baculum.
I can't wait until I get home so I can watch this loveliness….sounds like it will be a big karmic turd.
Unfortunately for me, in Montana we don't make funny videos about these inbred crackers, we send them to the legislature. Sheesh!
The South shall rise again. Well, maybe not.
I liked the guy who resembles Anthony Hopkins getting his news from a neighbor who "has a computer." I have a computer. Come to my house instead. We can watch "Battleship Potemkin" on streaming video, then tune into Al-Jazeera.
Not only proper, but appreciated!
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