Meghan McCain has interviewed Donald Trump, of course. What else would she do with her days? Here’s how it begins: “So are we doing a radio show?” Trump asks. “No, this is an interview for The Daily Beast,” Meghan responds. “Oh, OK, good,” Trump says. (He’s never been to the Internet and has no idea what she’s talking about.) “I like you. I see you a lot on television.” These two are perfect for each other! There are no two individuals who have less to do with Republican policy than them. There are bloated half-dead starving kids in third-world countries who have more to do with policy, and Republicans don’t even like bloated half-dead starving kids in third-world countries. Anyway, Meghan McCain grovels for a job and Donald Trump gives her the first job offer of her life, because these people truly love each other, for they have been on television. And Cindy McCain, in the background, says she thinks Trump can win. We love these people.
Meghan: I’m at home in Arizona right now, and I told my mom I was interviewing you, and she was like, “I think he can really do this.”
Donald: Your mom is great. And your father’s great.
Great.
Meghan: If you run for president, will you hire me for your campaign?
Donald: I like the idea! I love it! Will you do me a favor? See how I do, and you call me at the right time. I’m serious about it.
And then Trump keeps bringing up how committed he is to hiring Meghan. Maybe they will fall in love at work and get married? That would work well. He seems to get along well with her parents.
Obviously, under normal circumstances (if Trump didn’t have to face that great rhetorician with the dog-riding monkeys), this would be the interview that launched a presidency. Great. Great minds. [Daily Beast]
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All the cool kids are friends with each other!!!!
"Your dad is great. But I have many many many many more slutty daughters."
But your mammaries are HUGE.
I think both of them (Meghan's) are great!
They certainly stand out in a crowd.
what big, bright …eyes… you have, m'dear
Aye, the better to feed you…er…see, yes, see you with.
"…Will you do me a favor?"…
Me too! But first!
Thanks!
Count me in. After you, but never after The Donald.
Nevor, shall i tire of that photo. Cuz it's great you know?
Well balanced.
She's got a 34 on each side, yes.
I would just say fair.
There are two greats in the photo, you should use the plural form.
Maybe they can collaborate on a book. I'm sure that between the two, they write at, say, the fifth grade level.
Quid pro quo for the job she gave him right after the interview.
Color the internet won.
Gets a job or gives a blow job? Eh, same difference in regards to these two bitches.
"See how I do, and you
callsuck really hard at the right time."/fixed
Talk about a match made in the deepest depths of Gehenna!
Even Charon's water taxi don't go there.
Down to Gehenna or up to the throne
Trump is the one who gets there alone.
Meghan McCain and Donald Trump: three enormous tits.
And two twats.
Yea, I'm beginning to think this is some sort of elaborate guerilla marketing scheme for the Total Recall remake…
Five if you count his man-boobs.
What are those things?
"Donald: I love your attitude. And I’ve seen your attitude, and that’s why I’m doing this interview."
Attitude her ass. Er, boobs.
"You know, it really doesn't matter what they write when you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass." — Donald Trump
"I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Donald promised me some money for a blow job.
Your loving daughter, Meghan."
That Donald must be a sweet man. God bless him.
i was born a dumb, white child.
Ahhhh… it's a profit deal!!!
That's my Boy.
For real? WTF is wrong with TDB? Fire this non-person already! You have ANDREW FUCKING SULLIVAN now, give Gasbag Jr. her marching orders. Combing her with Trump does nothing for EITHER of their relevancy.
Donald Trump understands that America stands abreast a great cleavage point in history.
It never really existed. Only used as a catchphrase by intelligent sociopaths who used it as a bat to beat their enemies and the justification for their "brilliance." I know very well… I worked for a bidniz run into the ground by ex-GE types (sad thing I was there to the bitter end.)
I knew there was a reason I have you on my
stalkerfollower list.I used to work for Kidder, Peabody. Admittedly, it was destroyed by old white guys who made the villains of "Trading Places" look smart.
But it was G.E. that bought it and spent almost 8 years (or some such) plowing it under.
P.S. Teh good news: I worked there long enough that G.E. will owe me a pension of something like $874/month until I die or else they figure a way to screw me out of it.
~
they figure a way to screw me out of it
You can be sure they have a crack team of accountants and lawyers working on it.
on the bright side, GEs profit went up 80% in Q1 of this year. With all they do for this country, they really deserve all the good fortune.
I wonder if that comes out to about $3 billion increase, btw?
Oh, I couldn't agree more. The widespread belief that the US is a functioning meritocracy is merely a cultural myth that helps to keep the masses in line by creating the illusion that the system is fair, when in fact it is rigged against the poor and ethnic and racial minorities.
Hey, I worked for that guy. Did he have a little buddy that started every sentence off with "When I worked for Arthur Anderson…."?
I guess her job is to get motorboated by Trump every morning?
It sounds like Donald's current wife is reaching her divorce-by date and he's looking for a fresh new pair of breasts.
lol @ "divorce-by date"
So, he's going to drop Melanomia. Which Eastern European country will he plunder this time to find his mail-order bridge? I put my money on Belarus.
Those tits…classy.
But mediocrity seems to be thriving.
So is mendacity and dipshittery.
careful jack, you're going to get us in trouble again.
Yeah, here he is making fun of a politician's retarded kid again.
Goddammit!
Enraged twat from Jake Tapper in 3…2…1…
Trump, as a real estate mogul, is fascinated by Megan's huge tracts of land….
Donald, you missed what she said about you last month:
"I have actually kind of a problem with people like Donald Trump saying they’re going to run for president. This shouldn’t be something you do for publicity,” McCain said. “I think it’s very strange.”
So they're both flip-floppers! Or all three, when you add in John.
Maybe she just likes "strange" meat.
Where "meat" = "carpet fiber".
But Trump's recent pronunciamenti on important issues (tax imports from China 25%; take all the oil from Libya; no abortions cuz my buddy was glad the tramp he knocked up didn't get one) have convinced her that he is a serious candidate, surrounded by thoughtful advisers, and has become an important factor in the Republican Party.
Two Boobs talking to one Boob about being a Boob.
T&A
Looks like she abducted Uncle Fester and Mr. Clean.
Yeah just what we need, these 2 champions of the silver spoon set.
I'm confused…isn't this the same broad who called Christine O'Durrnell a "Nutjob" and "making a mockery of running for public office"?
: “So are we doing a radio show?” Trump asks. Probably asks that a lot. He has a good face for radio, you know.
On TV they can see where his eyes are pointed, but on radio he's free to be a perv.
I'm thinking that Jon Voight could play him in "The making of the the 45th President."
And that Voight would be honored by the opportunity to do so.
This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Donald is NOT really a Republican. Everyone knows they don't flirt with girls with tig ole bitties.
I seem to recall from physical anthropology classes at uni that human-style breasts were developed to mimic buttocks — but at eye-level for the new bipedal style of locomotion.
the Donald is NOT really a Republican. Everyone knows they don't flirt with girls.
fxd
Donald: Yeah, I know. Sound bites. A friend of mine called up and said, “Donald, don’t change your message.” I don’t want to change. The nice part about being wealthy is I can do what I want to do. I
I call BS on "friend".
Thank you Ayn Rand!
Another great Murican hypnotized by Meg's yaboos.
What can Tina Brown do for you? Why, send a bubble-headed trust-fund kid to ask you soft-ball questions!
Mecan't McKegs is a doofus. She is quite possibly mentally deranged, mentally unstable, and mentally, er, misguided. Trump, we know, is mentally deranged. He is also an illegal alien, an illegal immigrant, he has no valid U.S. birth certificiate, he has never shown his legal birth certificate, he was born in Kenya, he is a Muslim, he is Islamic, he is a terrorist, he is a radical socialist Muslim Islamic Kenyan terrorist, and he and McKegs are involved in a conspiracy, full of very interesting thing uncovered in Hawaii goverment files, to destroy the United States, democracy, freedom and the West.
Barb: Watch out now for angry crazy teabaggers!
I can outrun a diabetes scooter.
Meghan: I’m at home in Arizona right now, and I told my mom I was interviewing you, and she was like, “I think he can really do this.”
Donald: Your mom is great. And your father’s great.
This is not the usual circle-jerk Meg gets involved in.
I didn't realize that Cindy McCain was a political pundit.
Donald proceeded "And, not necessarily i that order."
Another lick and a promise on the ClusterSlurp to the White House.
Mom really just asked Meghan if Donald knew any "good" doctors in NY.
And just when I thought the Daily Beast couldn't lower its standards any further…
Yeesh! First Newsweek, now this!
Should they change their name to the Daily Breast?
Actually if I were Walnuts, I'd be a little pissed about my family fawning over this putz. At least Walnuts has served in the Senate since dinosaurs roamed the earth & before that he was ejecting himself from fighter planes on behalf of the US Navy. What's Donald ever done that didn't put Donald first?
So she'll be – what number are we up to – wife number five? Not much longer before the top .1% starts inbreeding and then we'll finally have a proper aristocracy in this country; Declaration of Independence be damned.
"Not much longer before the top .1% starts inbreeding and then we'll finally have a proper aristocracy in this country"
dying of hemophilia?
Real aristocrats are willing to fight when their country needs them. Save for McCain and a couple others, our upper crust do not.
Tits or YOU'RE FIRED!
Megan McCain interviews Donald Trump. That's rich.
I see what you did there….
Trump inherited his business. He knows nothing else.
"Trump inherited his business. He knows nothing."
What in the hell is this thing??
http://www.flickr.com/photos/georgetown_voice/405...
the white-trash reich-wing "responses" are priceless!
That's another Breitbarter troll actually, so he must think he's somehow insulting Jack, although I don't know how.
But hey, look at yahoo id (really) here: "Fukkin' Jonah Hill-impersonting, Down's Syndrome-hating pussy. " Apparently, this teabaggers is angry at Jack for hating Downs (not Down's) Syndrome, and just loves the disease and probably everyone to have it.
Ken has barred Jack from all foods in the Wonkette Commissary that look like dicks.
& I imagine the office scuffling after the Trig Birthday post went viral to have looked like the climactic exchange betwen John C. Reilly & the aforementioned Hill in Cyrus.
oh dear, I just caught up with the Stuef/Trig "outrage." The inane Breitbart bloggers are more violent & offensive than Stuef's post! It's funny to see them crying crocodile tears for special-needs kids (considering they're happily cutting benefits for the same)….
This is not civil political discourse I can believe in!
I can only imagine this the most worked up the Tea Tards have been since the morning after the Obama election.
Meghan turns an interview into an infomercial and then into a job interview for herself.
Who says "journalists" need training or education?
Just Do It!
I just can't stand all these goddamn retards today.
Watch out fer them crazy wingnut teabaggers!
His wife is named after a type of cancer?
You're confusing her with Melanoma, Trump's Guatemalan maid.
And her brother, Carcinoma.
Hair-Tits '12! That's change we can pick up with our butt cracks!
with knockers like that, does she really need to beg Trump for a job?
Yeah. That picture never gets old, does it?
someday when her nipples are hanging around her ankles, she'll look back fondly to her old twitter pic!
She never has to worry about that. A semi-talented plastic surgeon can yank those puppies up to her chin and they'll stay there. Perky, forever. Amen.
Imagine how much more he would like her if her knockers were mirrored.
Linked without comment…other than bwahahahaha
http://dailycaller.com/2011/04/21/red-eye-sounds-...
I know what will make it up to Trig. Cut all funding for special ed and eliminate SSI.
Well I certainly trust The Daily Slander for my news.
Greg Gutfeld calling someone else a tool? lol That fucker's a whole damned toolbox; always has been. His show is like Wonkette, except that like most conservative attempts at comedy, it's not funny.
Greg's been more fired more times than a redneck's firearm.
Plutocracy for All.
Ah, my old friend, Harry Areola.
Jesus Christ on fuckin' toast.
Donald Trump: Our Berlusconi.
"He just kept saying, like, 'Bunga Bunga,' but I'm all like whatever…"
–Omarosa
"Donald Trump: Berlusconi without the charm and sophistication."
fxd
Berlusconi has bad hair and went bankrupt a billion times? I didn't know that. Unless you're referring to the whiff of pedophilia in their relationships with women.
Did she edit out the part where Trump motorboated her?
I wonder if she still reads our comments. "Like, this IntentsDate thing is really complicated!"
Hey Meghan, GLaDOS called. She wants her fat back.
hey, can't use the "tard" word. "African lion/lyin'" and (vice-versa) is fine though…..
"Meghan: I didn’t like George Stephanopoulos’ questions."
You like his hair though! Don't you?
"Meghan: I think you need to go to New Hampshire and should go to every single town hall and convince the people of New Hampshire that you’re the best candidate. But life on the road isn’t easy. Have you ever stayed at a Holiday Inn?"
Donald: It's like the 10th level of Hell, amirite? The sacrifices we have to make!!
Those moran trig-fingered downfisters are running through this thread as well, apparently they diligently support all the brain-challenged types (but are ok with thousands of American casualties from Repub empty wars).
If you were the spoiled daughter of an obscenely wealthy hedge fund trader, you'd view things differently.
Being the child of a popular politician beats the hell out of having talent any day of the week.
Amazing. It's like The Donald exerts a gravitational pull that captures every not-so-bright blonde golddigger that passes his way.
Is she on the grapefruit diet?
Atkins. All "protein" all the time. If you catch my drift.
Liquid protein? So to speak.
Welcome to Wonkette, Little Single P. May you be upfisted constantly during your stay here.
Thank you for the gracious welcome. I shall try to p early and often.
There are bloated half-dead starving kids
When I saw bloated, I thought you were going to say something about Megs' Daily Beasts!
I am sure Donald appreciated those massive tits. As Donald so creepily mentioned once about his daughter having a nice rack, its clear he is a man who likes em large and doesn't care who has them.
Jessica Simpson's father, too.
She is a blonde…the current Mrs. Trump better watch out!
Okay, it is hard for me to read reverse type. Does that book say "angry whorehole"?
“Tonight the award goes to a piece of crap named Jack Steuf who blogs at Wonkette, a blog for people who are also pieces of crap,” Gutfeld said."
# ONE FINGER SALUTE!!!
"“Did you know that Jack’s from Brooklyn and hairy?”
No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll try to sing along….
"I told my mom I was interviewing you, and she was like, “I think he can really do this.”"
Cindy, dear, time to either go back on or go off of those magical prescription meds that you like so much.
Interesting point for the family values crowd: Between them, the Rush and the Donald have experienced the sanctity of marriage seven times. And counting.
on another note — from the insane reich-wing reaction over Jack Stuef — I guess Wonkette is a huge part of the liberal lamestream media? I mean, you'd think these sacrosanct idiots didn't routinely insult the poor, workers, Mexicans, blacks, women etc.
Can you imagine the outrage if Katie Couric asked Obama for a job in the middle of an interview? She'd be fired immediately, for starters. I guess that's the first clue that Megs isn't really a journalist.
Fluffer?
Dear Lord, who makes that woman's bras?
I can't help but be distracted by her bewbies, and I'm a straight woman (with a pretty nice pair of grapefruits, myself).
She can touch her chin with them!
Pictures or, oh never mind.
$: – ) 8
"Meghan: If you run for president, will you hire me for your campaign?"
Awesome idea for a shitty movie:
Donald Trump (played by Carrot Top) hires Meghan McCain (Pam Anderson) to work for his campaign for president. But then, John McCain (Chuck Norris) decides to run, with Chuck Norris (Jackie Chan) as his running mate. Trump and McCain get in a martial arts death match over the loyalty of Meghan and her melons.
Do I detect a blossoming romance? Old man walnuts might have to "Take The Donald Out" Double WIN.
If you pursue this theory, will you hire me as a researcher?
This is participant-observor research!
No snark, no shit; I thought Megs was just a dumb twat. Now I see she is a shameless dumb twat. This is just sad. Walnuts must be so proud right now, and that dried-up shank of a mother of hers, oh my God; the shame. Hell, I'm embarrassed for her and I neither know or like her.
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