Don’t try to schedule any dinner plans a half decade from now with Rand Paul. He’s already booked.
U.S. Sen. Rand Paul has already filed to seek re-election to the U.S. Senate in 2016.
The Kentucky Republican who has been talking about possibly running for president next year filed a statement of candidacy to run for a second term in the Senate on March 21, some three months after taking office.
Will he be a member of the Chinese Communist Party, or will he run on the Dog-Robot Alliance ticket? There’s no way there’s still a Republican Party that far in the future. [AP]
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…or will he run on the Dog-Robot Alliance ticket?
We can do better, Dog-Robot People!!!
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Just as long as it's not that bastard Romney, or [shudder] Santorum.
Damn… I like the Dog-Robot Alliance. Will Astro be his running mate? Or Martha Stewart's Tin Can Dog?
http://images.marthastewart.com/images/content/tv…
Knowing that Martha was involved in creating something that needs to be led around on a leash makes uncomfortable in ways that are hard to describe.
The Dog-Robot party should run K-9 for President in 2016. Affirmative!
RIP Elisabeth Sladen. :(
Well, since he represents the interests of dog fuckers, I'm guessing the party name will involve dogs in some capacity.
It's Kentucky and animal-fucking is a BIG TENT. He also represents pig fuckers, turtle fuckers (it's how Mitchy gets laid) and of course, sheep and cow fuckers. Because Rand has a dead squirrel on top of his head, they know he's one of them and is unbeatable in Kentucky…
Isn't the world scheduled to end May 21st anyway? So who cares? We have other things to worry about.
It takes an extreme act of self-control for me not to beat those dolts in the face with a Bible.
Guess that means Ron's running again, since this (hopefully) cinches Rand's hand in the Senate. I mean, seriously… we don't need two candidates who only served two years as a junior Senator.
When is the other Kentucky Senate seat become available? Maybe he could run for that seat too and then he'd be both senators from Kentucky.
Just like a Kentucky marriage. Your sister can also serve as your wife.
Isn't the license plate slogan "My Cousin, My Wife"?
Maybe him and McConnell can share a shell and be one of these guys:
http://www.travelizmo.com/archives/two-headed-tur…
Well shit. For fuckers who hate the Gubbmint so much, they're sure eager little fuckers to get back on the gravy train…wooowhooooo!! All aboard!
They wouldn't do it…but the health insurance is so damn good.
Mamas don't let yer babies grow up to be politicians/assholes.
Oh, he's just getting this little bit of paperwork out of the way because he'll be spending the next five years diligently resegregating the Woolworth's lunch counters.
If his dad wins the White House he could be appointed to the Supreme Court. Or made Surgeon General. Or Minister of Ideas.
Or Grand Wazoo and High Priest of the Holy Order of the Aqua Buddha.
# ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE AQUA BUDDHA
Nay, I say Nay! The Aqua Buddha is a false god!
Use to be, he could spout his Ayn Rand bullshit at his patients, helpless in the chair while he operates on their eyballs. Now, he has an entire nation captive and he likes it!
Rand Paulz 20twelve and 4-EVA!
Ugh. He's so creepy. That sing song voice and beady, vacant stare. "I'm here♫ to take back your ♪ glasses". And pay that bill! One of his supporters will curb stomp you if not.
Like there will be a functional republic in 5 more years. You know you want to go to Galt's Gulch, Rand. Admit it.
He'll run as a Gulcher.
Interesting how all of these people who hate government so much are so happy to take a pay check from it.
Aqua Buddha works in mysterious ways.
if you meet the Aqua Buddha in the road, kill the Aqua Buddha.
Ah, but does a Dog-Robot have Aqua-Buddha nature?
it does not.
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Rand Paul will be the standard bearer for the pro-capitalist roaders, the Running Dog-Robot Alliance.
This is the kind of election transparency we can do without.
How much does campaign head stomper pay?
are we witnessing the birth of a dynasty? what with Rodimus Paul or whatever the fuck his name is talking about running for an office, too?
this is good news for Personal Liberties, LLC. http://i.imgur.com/dHy59.jpg
…the Dog-Robot Alliance ticket…
Re-elect Bo as first Dog! Twenty-eight more years!
***Spoiler Alert***
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SANTORUM/MUFFET 147,984 BC!
i can like nothing else today as much as i like that comment right now.
You'd probably like that comment even more had I caught the fact that my iPad's frakkin' autocorrect frakked-up the spelling of Boxey Santorum's frakkin' daggit.
You keep topping yourself on that profile extemp, funny shit everytime you tweak it.
or will he run on the Dog-Robot Alliance ticket?
My dog would like you to know that this idea (Paul on that ticket, not the alliance) offends him greatly and he will sic Randy if he tries it.
"There’s no way there’s still a Republican Party that far in the future."
Shit. The way we're going there won't be anything but a republican party by then.
There’s no way there’s still a Republican Party that far in the future.
From your mouth to God's ear.
He's a republican? I thought he was a proud librarian…
Paul/Hatsune Miku 2016 dog-humanoid alliance!
Well the Senate is an institution and Paul is committed. But used to be that nutz like Rand were committed involuntarily by others and to a different institution.
Here's Rand's leaked campaign ad:
Doesn't believe in Mayan calendar
Worships the Aqua Buddha
True American
Vote Paul 2016
RandPaulistan, where every day is silly season.
Yay. Something to look forward to.
Them there papers musta be perdy hard fer 'em to red and reyet. The boy gotta bee takin' hess tahme to git it reyet. Hims boarrrrd gotta check his lernin'.
Does this have something to do with his PAC or raising money?
Without having the slightest factual support, I have no problem at all saying "yes".
Sheesh, those downfisters keep coming through this page, again and again. Is the downfister Rand Paul's mother?
well and here's a question: who IS rand paul's mother???
Rand Paul's gay lover?
(He is rather effeminate, no?)
Someone has an in with the Diebold group.
Cut him some slack! I'd prolly do the same thing for fear of forgetting about it. 'Course, I'm fucking SEVENTY! What's his excuse?
Was he named after the RAND Corporation? That could be key.
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