Our neo-Marxist former editor Alex Pareene was driven crazy by the Politico today, which is one of many reasons we don’t ever look at the Politico. Going crazy hurts.
Trump! Palin! More Trump and more Palin! Mama Grizzly back on the prowl! Gary Busey: I’m voting for Trump! Does Sarah Palin redesigning her website mean she’s running for president after all? I mean, it’s possible, right?
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Busey is voting for Trump? He had a motorcycle accident where he wasn't wearing a helmet and suffered a skull fracture and suffered irreversible brain damage. Still, he's way smarter than Palin.
Palin should hold off on that announcement about her Presidential hopes for now. Gabby Giffords is about to make her first public appearance to attend her husband's space shuttle launch and Palin's numbers are about to plummet even further. That, and she is a complete fucktard who can't survive the Q&A portion of the interviews.
Gabby hasn't had her skull reinstalled yet, so probably won't announce right now.
I think Sarah is waiting for Bristol to get her hymen reinstalled before she announces.
"mom, I don't have the cherry, but I saved the box it came in"
I wouldn't worry about Palin declaring too soon. I'm sure she plans to keep teasing until the FEC tells her to start filing or stop grifting.
You're right B she should wait until May when the E-mails drop.
I have two new ink jets, ready for those e-mails. I am going to print each one out and savor them like chocolate covered chocolate. Release the e-mail!
If Gary Busey is voting for Trump then so am I. I for one value his vast knowledge of all things squirrely.
Say… maybe he and Chuck Norris could debate each other instead of Trump and Huckabee. I'm sure it be much more informative.
Hooray lets make Busey Sec. of Education.
Or Transportation.
Pfft, he's got Housing and Urban Development written all over him. Or that might just be his expression.
"Drug Czar" seems more appropriate.
Secy. of First Contact seems to be more this guy's speed and more in tune with his special abilities and talents.
Definitely Housing since he is being evicted.
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/04/18/gary...
Nuts to them, i'm voting for zombie Reagan.
I don't see where in the Constitution it says you have to be ALIVE to be President. Death certificate = irrelevant!! Immaterial!
Hey, look here! Zack Norman is Sammy in Chief Zabu!
Trump and Palin are just fodder for the masses until T-Paw sweeps in and picks up all the marbles. Or maybe Mittens. The plan is brilliant!
Gary Busey proves that in the land of the brain damaged, the one who is marginally retarded is made king.
Trig 2012?
I'm gonna bookmark this page and look at it a year from now. Because I'm curious as to whether we'll be shocked at the depths our discourse had stooped to then, or pining for its civility and grasp of nuance. I'm betting the latter.
Win. Either way, win.
Say whaaaaa?
Well, crap, I posted my Angle comment in this thread originally. Assume that this comment would have been something clever about Sarah Palin shooting the creature living on top of the Donald's head. You know, something Extemporaneous-worthy.
If Ronald Regan's rotting corpse was good enough in 1984 it's good enough today.
Regan/Regan 2012!
Do you mean Former President Ronald Reagan's dead body or the laid-to-rest form of former (Reagan) Secretary of the Treasury Don Regan?
Of corpse, you could mean both, as someone's gotta be Vice-Putrescence.
No, I think he means Judith Regan, publisher at Regnery.
First "Lady" Bernie Kerik has a nice ring to it.
I bet T-Paw is working on a new media strategy. I suspect it involves Kock sucking and ADM. And soybeans.
That could work, am I right?
Like most Americans, I always rely on the recommendation of a cokehead felon with a frontal lobe brain injury to determine my presidential election vote. That's how we ended up with W., right?
Is this a game? Can we all come up with a front page for The Politico?
Is Obama morally weak? Ronald Reagan: Best President or Best President Ever? Sarah shoots a Chinese Panda at the Washington Zoo for Freedom. Gary Busey gears up for Supreme Commander of Mars run.
Leave the pandas allllooooonnneee!
Is Obama morally weak or does he merely "lack game?" Does Trump really need to disclose his finances? Sarah Palin-ambassador to France? Survey suggests most in America think neo-marxism is new threat.
He's black. Game is all he's got.
Also ran also.
Yeah, but is he/she someone you can have a beer with??
"Missing Politico" isn't quite how I'd put it. And what's this about letting Gary Busey vote?
Hey, if folks like Gary can be deemed by the State of Texas competent enough to stand trial on capital charges, I say let him vote.
I'm voting for whoever Meat Loaf is voting for. A man named after a log of meat can't be wrong.
The Loafster just endorsed Tyler Durden.
A national fight club to ensure our country's defense would be cheaper than our current army.
&, poof, our deficit goes away.
The Rocky Horror of it all if they are still serving his leftovers today.
*Puts on his Magenta wig and throws a piece of toast at the screen*
I will vote for anything for love, but I won't vote that.
Trump/Bussey 2012!
I think I was married to Busey
Trust me, you'd know if you were married to Crazy Busey. How could anyone forget that?
Busey is just saying that 'cuz he doesn't want to be "fired"…
even he isn't that askew.
Who cares about Gary Busey; I'm holding out for Gary Coleman.
He may be dead now but I suspect May 21 will change all that.
Newsmax for the middlebrows.
Is there really any reason to shout the names of crazy people in the headline?
Can someone tell me why Sarah Palin, now a rich woman, is still begging the public for money to pay her legal bills (www.sarahpalinlegaldefensefund.org)?
May I keep asking this question till someone answers it?
Hopefully Busey will come on board as a speechwriter. We need the wit that brought us "an enemy is just a friend in reverse".
Busey got beat up at the end of one of those Lethal Mel movies. Enough said.
What a dream candidate: if only we could put Busey's teeth, Trump's hair and Norris' intellect into Palin's superhot (even if fucked out) body, what would we have? Michele Bachmann!
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