WHERE'S YOUR MARIJUANA?  10:13 pm April 18, 2011

Champion Teabagger Loon Screams At ‘Pot Smoking Neo Marxists’

by Ken Layne


This is our favorite guy ever. We had to watch the whole thing just to figure out if he was yelling at the teabaggers “on his side” or at somebody else … and we’ll have to guess “somebody else,” because these RV Living subscribers standing around him sure don’t look like “neo-Marxist pot smokers.” But neither did Timothy Leary. RIP Timothy Leary.

The sign says something about Hitler. Who knows what? This guy is basically the Internet come to life.

But did Sarah Palin somehow become president over the weekend because her “Sarah PAC” got a new website template? THIS COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING. Let’s watch some real marijuana addicts get busy:

 

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chascates April 18, 2011 at 10:16 pm

And as a pot-smoking neo-Marxist all I can say is "eat shit and die, fuckers. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I have friends in their 60s & 70s who are like me.

And we vote."

Crank_Tango April 18, 2011 at 10:45 pm

I have friends in their 30's and 40's like me and they also vote. I better look up neo-marxist so I know what to wear…all black, right?

chascates April 18, 2011 at 10:51 pm

Just as long as you're high when you vote it's not as painful.

Crank_Tango April 18, 2011 at 11:02 pm

speaking of which, I was just at the dentist (paid out of pocket–ouch) and had vanilla-scented nitrous. Delicious.

Dashboard_Jesus April 18, 2011 at 11:00 pm

a nice black beret to top it off would be, how do you say, magnifique!

TX_Bluebonnets April 18, 2011 at 11:30 pm

Actually, my old neo marxist political history professor at an overrated Ivy League institution always used to sport his tie tucked inside the top of his high-waisted belted trousers. To this day I cannot think of Stalin, the Progressive Front, or Julius and Ethel Rosenberg without seeing neckties abused in such a fashion.

Where are the hallucinogens when you really need them?

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 19, 2011 at 12:10 am

Isn't the more important question: "How do you take your THC as a neo-Marxist?" Bongs are impractical during street fighting, and blunts are just a little to faux-Urban. Just go with the old Jazz cigarette.

chascates April 19, 2011 at 1:08 am

Joints are most easily transported & passed, though wasteful. I find the potato always works fine. Dig a divot out of the center of the spud with a spoon or knife. Use a screwdriver to make an intake tunnel from one end of the potato to the hole you just created. At a 90 degree angle make another tunnel with the screwdriver for your finger to regulate the flow of air. Be Careful! The direct flow from this device can be deadly!!

Crank_Tango April 19, 2011 at 1:21 am

joints, heatgun vaporizer, hash pipe, and my favorite is chewing hash, bruce lee style.
bongs are so college.

LOL in a pinch, the old popcan bown works nicely–i think the kids used to do something like your potato, only using apples, and not earthapples.

natoslug April 18, 2011 at 11:21 pm

I used to have friends, but I kept fucking their wives. Damn. Well, I'll still vote.

Fare la Volpe April 19, 2011 at 12:06 am

I'm sure their wives were very grateful.

[redacted]hse April 18, 2011 at 10:18 pm

Thanks for Ripple, Ken
Whaddaya mean it doesn't move? It's melting all over the screen.

TX_Bluebonnets April 18, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Yeah, Ken. Saying it doesn't move is totally giving in to that Euclidean, right-angle, Isosceles way of thinking. What's next, Neo Marxism???

chascates April 18, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Also, R.I.P. Owsley Stanley/

Also.

Troubledog April 18, 2011 at 10:22 pm

What are neo-Marxists? What does that even mean? It sounds cool.

MadBrahms April 18, 2011 at 11:26 pm

It actually *does* mean something, to us stuffy academics, anyway. It's associated with the New Left and the Frankfurt School. Yes, I realize this means nothing to anyone who doesn't live in an ivory tower.

But to this guy, I'm guessing it just means soshulist / fascist / muslin / Kenyan.

Ken Layne April 18, 2011 at 11:46 pm

Exactly. He heard Glenn Beck or one of those interchangeable weasels on the nut-radio afternoon shift say "neo-Marxist" a couple of times.

I would bet the future of capitalism that this loon hasn't wasted any corn-syrup-eatin' time perusing library collections of the New Left Review or Ramparts.

TX_Bluebonnets April 18, 2011 at 11:56 pm

Naw, it cuts way too much into corn-syrup eating. You don't think those subsidies are gonna pay themselves…
oh, wait.

Hmm. Maybe it's time for a little Ramparts. Or, in a pinch, Mother Jones.

MadBrahms April 19, 2011 at 12:03 am

I think we're out of luck until Critical Inquiry or Constellations starts publishing their special issues in Pat-the-Bunny format.

Doktor Zoom April 19, 2011 at 12:59 am

I keep waiting for my renewal card for Evergreen Review to come. I think they may have lost my address.

Negropolis April 19, 2011 at 2:05 am

Proleteriat goes in, bourgeoisie goes out – no one can explain; never a missed communication.

How dey get der, huh? How dey get der?

petehammer April 19, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Somebody want to make a Matrix joke?

gullywompr April 18, 2011 at 10:22 pm

I thought your other post said Trig was only three…

Goonemeritus April 18, 2011 at 10:25 pm

I grew up in Poughkeepsie NY When G. Gordon Liddy was prosecuting Timothy Leary. If my memory serves me he didn’t look like any of these guys.

Angry_Marmot April 19, 2011 at 1:28 am
DahBoner April 18, 2011 at 10:26 pm

Actually, I prefer the Pre-Colombian era of Pot smoking.

Back when you could get a bag of tea for 15 quetzales…

slithytoves April 18, 2011 at 10:27 pm

I'm not an addict, besides vodka and bourbon, but I can't see a fucking thing here so maybe I've been drinking wood alcohol at $20 a bottle.

gullywompr April 18, 2011 at 10:27 pm

Feed your head. Feed your head.

WinterOuthouse April 18, 2011 at 10:28 pm

I see the mentally challenged were there.

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 18, 2011 at 10:28 pm

What's a neo-Marxist? Something out of The Matrix?

user-of-owls April 18, 2011 at 10:55 pm

Yeah, sort of. It's when all workers own the means of charisma and all charisma is a reflection of an average worker. Like, say, Comrade Keanu.

TX_Bluebonnets April 18, 2011 at 11:33 pm

A thumb's up doesn't do it justice, comrade. Long Live the Clever Snark!!

bagofmice April 19, 2011 at 12:03 am

Whoah.

CapnFatback April 19, 2011 at 12:08 am

Whoa. I mean, da!

unclejeems April 19, 2011 at 3:00 am

Wouldn't that be ja? Well, maybe not.

poncho_pilot April 19, 2011 at 6:07 am

Keanu does read like Derrida and stuff.

lulzmonger April 19, 2011 at 12:42 am

There is no spoon (without sufficient pay & infrastructure to enable workers to have a high enough standard of living to make one)!

Callyson April 18, 2011 at 10:29 pm

Yellow sunglasses, hoodie under jacket, American flag cap, *and* a goatee?
Too bad Queer Eye for the Straight Guy no longer exists–if anyone ever needed an intervention, this guy does…
Also: I thought everyone knew anarchists and socialists do not get along. When will I learn to stop overestimating the intelligence of the baggers?

emmelemm April 18, 2011 at 10:33 pm

hoodie under jacket

Hey now HEY NOW! I resemble that remark. But I'm a born and bred Seattlite – just call me neo-grunge. Or "was grunge before grunge was cool and am still grunge because I don't like change, plus it's cold in April and might rain so I need both the hoodie and the jacket."

Callyson April 18, 2011 at 10:44 pm

Actually, it was more the complete ensemble that frightened me, rather than any one aspect of his attire. As long as you're not combining the hoodie with a cheap American flag wool cap, the neo-grunge look works…

trampndirtdown April 18, 2011 at 11:55 pm

Love the hoodie because even when its not raining the hood acts like a scarf you can't leave on the table when you get up and go home.

Ken Layne April 18, 2011 at 11:47 pm

It's like the entire Sammy Hagar fan club showed up … and they/he did!

Steverino247 April 18, 2011 at 10:30 pm

They have a cave troll…

DarkStar_88 April 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Where's Legolas when you need him?!

"Fall, foul creature!"

*double arrow strike to the eyes*

"ROAAAAR!" *THUD!*

Gopherit April 18, 2011 at 10:31 pm

You are way early, Ken. Did you start with some coke? I assume you hate meth too much from what it did to Cali to do it.

And Derp. Like you have to be a Neo-Marxist to do pot. good old fashioned marxists do it…..and give it out for free…..to each according to their needs and all that. puff puff pass.

not that Dewey April 18, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Was that a false flag embroidered to his beanie?

iburl April 18, 2011 at 10:51 pm

He is proud to wear the flag! Of course not in the military or anything. Everybody has to be a warrior against the creeping sharia in their own way. Some people protest funerals, some people program robots to pilot guided missiles into weddings, and still others wear toques with a flag on them and scream nonsense in their fellow dumbasses ears while hoisting a cut-up cardboard box with something about Hitler scrawled on it.

smokefilledfetus April 18, 2011 at 10:32 pm

At least those people got some comic relief when he blew his rape whistle.

WinterOuthouse April 18, 2011 at 10:32 pm

I think the man standing to the guy's left was his staff. He said, I wich ya man." Clearly indicating that the yeller was being supervised by one of the staff of the home. Some person probably wrote a Hab. Plan indicating this guy needed to learn to act appropriately with random strangers. Obviously, he needs some more practice. Allow me suggest a less hostile environment, like Trick or Treating on Halloween.

unclejeems April 19, 2011 at 3:03 am

Excellent suggestion, as long he doesn't try trick or trolling hereabouts.

Dashboard_Jesus April 18, 2011 at 10:34 pm

dude looks like a typical working class 'Merkan speakin' TRUTH to POWER, he won't let those rich fuckin' Koch Walker boys keep him down and deny his right to bargain for fair wages, amirite…oh wait he IS a Koch sucker, WTF? awww, fuck him then…get a brain MORAN!

Janinthepan April 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm

He reminds me of the crazy preacher with matyr syndrome who goes to all the different state universities in Ohio. Good Ole' Brother Jed screaming that my whore ways will send me straight to hell..

[redacted]hse April 18, 2011 at 11:13 pm

Don't let him watch.

GuanoFaucet April 18, 2011 at 10:37 pm

That shouty fucker is a neo-moron.

Negropolis April 18, 2011 at 11:17 pm

FTW

unclejeems April 19, 2011 at 3:05 am

Nah, nothing neo about it.

Nothingisamiss April 18, 2011 at 10:38 pm

Good thing we're not deep into the presidential race, or this guy would be the next Joe the Plumber. Maybe next time, mister.

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 10:39 pm

They have such a Pavlovian response to that whistle

FWEEP
"How high, Mr. Walker?"

user-of-owls April 18, 2011 at 10:49 pm

You're making me drool, but then again, that's nothing new.

natl_indecency_cmdr April 18, 2011 at 10:42 pm

juuuust another saturday in madison.

fuflans April 18, 2011 at 10:43 pm

wait! someone said irony was dead?!!??!

iburl April 18, 2011 at 10:45 pm

Neo-Marxism is a sound philosophy and I endorse it 100%.

I have come to that realization based solely on this video.

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 10:45 pm

Wait, are they anarchists or Neo-Marxists? I thought Marxists believed in a strong centralized state, but according to him these protestors believe in tearing down the entire apparatus of state order. But if they're against the very conception of state control, then wouldn't that make them "conservatives" by the tea party definition? How can he then apply the label of "Marxist" if their platform viz. state power is exactly the same as his? And if one applies a neo-Marxian label to any who stand for unions' rights, then wouldn't that make Ronald Reagan our nation's most prominent Marxist president? How does this gentleman reconcile the cognitive dissonance between his rhetoric and standing political paradigms?

Oh, he's full of shit? Nevermind.

[redacted]hse April 18, 2011 at 11:17 pm

Guy needs a Bong hit 4 Jesus.

Ken Layne April 18, 2011 at 11:48 pm

Half of one, six-dozen-thousand-jesus-dinosaurs of the other.

Radio_Level_7 April 18, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Here's a neo-Marxist brother one-liner:
I would never belong to a Party that would have me as a member.

tessiee April 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm

And to go along with that, from the Anarchist side:

"If I can't dance, it's not my revolution"

SayItWithWookies April 18, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Dude's screaming at a bunch of 60-year-old union guys and calling them pot-smoking hippie Marxists? And holding a sign that said (I believe) "Unions are Hitler"? Or maybe "Unions is Hitler." Did he just go straight from anti-abortion rallies to politics without learning anything about the subject matter? That's like saying a bullfight is the same as a baseball game because both are watched by screaming fans. Really, dude needs to know what he's talking about before he starts mouthing off. Oh — onions. It might've been "Onions are Hitler." But that's preposterous on the face of it — onions are definitely Alexander the Great.

Negropolis April 18, 2011 at 11:19 pm

That's like saying a bullfight is the same as a baseball game because both are watched by screaming fans.

Ole, muthafuckas!

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 11:53 pm

Onions are the most trusted names in News.

CapnFatback April 19, 2011 at 12:00 am
Doktor Zoom April 19, 2011 at 1:10 am

Sorrow is the key that gets our tears out of eye-jail.

Nothingisamiss April 19, 2011 at 8:06 am

Are these essay questions? Because I think I know some of the answers.

finallyhappy April 19, 2011 at 8:45 am

my uncle and his old buddies were WWII vets and union members(the blue collar labor sort). I have a feeling in their day- they would have beat the shit out of a guy with a Hitler/Union sign. And the cops in Philly pribbably would have looked the other way.

user-of-owls April 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm

I am uncertain how this discourse resolves the central question of the autonomy of states in a capitalist superstructure, though I see the possibility of a genuine Kuhnian paradigm shift arising out of the whistle.

MadBrahms April 18, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Nevertheless, I do find his performance to be an exemplary case which clearly demonstrates the colonization of the bourgeois public sphere / lifeworld by the politics of the state.

Bullshitting is fun.

Numbat_Dundee April 19, 2011 at 12:21 am

But you need a gendered post-colonial analysis of his discourse. (He's a white American male and he's talking shit.)

Doktor Zoom April 19, 2011 at 1:12 am

I like pie.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 19, 2011 at 1:53 am

Cake is better than pie. Pie doesn't have frosting.

poncho_pilot April 19, 2011 at 6:16 am

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510…

dox[acted] April 19, 2011 at 10:15 am

His performance of a particular constellation of identities, mapped to networks of capitalist power and production, seems so literal as to perhaps be pastiche. And thus the aesthetics of late capitalism consumes itself.

(????)

NewtsChicknNeck April 18, 2011 at 10:49 pm

how could a place famous for fried cheese curd produce someone/thing so angry? someone give that dude/thing a case of Leinenkugel's and couple of madison's finest brownies.

yyyaz April 19, 2011 at 6:13 am

When you are lactose- and reality-intolerant, Madison is a living hell.

poncho_pilot April 19, 2011 at 6:20 am

Wisconsin is also known for Ed Gein, Jeffrey "The Giraffe" Dahmer, Walter Ellis, and David Spanbauer…

Nothingisamiss April 19, 2011 at 8:07 am

Has the winter been very, very long up there?

EdFlintstone April 18, 2011 at 10:50 pm

Theres a you're so far to the right, when you're to the right of this crowd (minus the 2 union guys)joke in here somewhere. Same thing if Jan Brewer vetoed your right wing nutball birther bill.

unclejeems April 19, 2011 at 3:15 am

If you:

Support the right of billionaires to buy your state.
Don't know the difference between a Marxist, an anarchist and a kindergarten teacher
Always wear an flag patch about your "person" because you're a "patriot"
Think union members are ruining the country because they make a living wage
Confuse your vowels

You're probably probably a screeching, batshit-crazy, right-wing cretin who would most definitely NOT know his ass from a crack in the wall.

WinterOuthouse April 18, 2011 at 10:54 pm

This rabid person is what happens when mothers fly from Texas to Alaska with their legs crossed when they are ready to deliver.

Cat_Damon April 19, 2011 at 7:44 am

ANCHOR BABIES

comptoneffect April 19, 2011 at 9:01 am

Actually Anchorage (AK) babies

Naked_Bunny April 18, 2011 at 10:56 pm

Makes me wonder what unions ever did to him.

Anyway, dude. Why the hell aren't you at work? Fuckin' load.

loulouroo April 18, 2011 at 10:56 pm

I grew up in Milwaukee which in the last century had THREE Socialist mayors. Milwaukee was a booming place under Frank Zeidler and never went into debt or lost population in numbers to the suburbs during his tenure as most urban centers did. I was born after that, but Socialism has never been a dirty word in my life. I am a proud Socialist. What the fuck has happened to my home state? It's so sad.

Naked_Bunny April 18, 2011 at 11:00 pm

The Reagan Revolution happened, just like everywhere else. A lot like the Castro Revolution, but without the healthcare benefits or the cigars.

emmelemm April 18, 2011 at 11:41 pm

Welcome to real America, yo.

KenLayIsAlive April 18, 2011 at 11:01 pm

As marxist who is currently high, I have to say this guy pretty much has my number.

Negropolis April 18, 2011 at 11:13 pm

What a fucking obnoxious pig, only made more obnoxious with the accent. Nothing against a Wisconsin accent all by itself, but when mixed with a bastard like this, it's just grating.

Go get drunk and fall into some local dell and drown already, you dumbfuck.

imissopus April 18, 2011 at 11:16 pm

Seeeeeeeettle down, Francis.

BZ1 April 18, 2011 at 11:17 pm

You can't reason with the addled, just let them bray…

Weenus299 April 18, 2011 at 11:19 pm

mara WANNA! Yahderhey youse fukkin MARK-sists! Fukkin SOOOshalism.

It's like watching my brother in law and his whole family carry on.

Weenus299 April 18, 2011 at 11:20 pm

Every day I thank the Lord that Ronald Reagan is dead and two Bushes are done.

Negropolis April 18, 2011 at 11:23 pm

Unfortunately ina cult a leader doesn't have to physically exist for him or her to exert its influence. Reagan has never died with this crowd, in fact, it's because he's dead that he's able to live on in their fevered brains.

EdFlintstone April 19, 2011 at 12:00 am

Agreed, watch the homage to republican Mecca(Reagan Library), coming this primary election season.

trampndirtdown April 19, 2011 at 12:04 am

Are the Teatards going along to burn the books?

lulzmonger April 19, 2011 at 12:52 am

"If you point & laugh while my brain goes tits-up strike me down I will become more artificial neurotoxic than you can possibly imagine."

Negropolis April 19, 2011 at 2:03 am

Dude. You are so out there in the ether, man. Like, all up in the universe's gril, or some shit.

TX_Bluebonnets April 18, 2011 at 11:42 pm

Just sit back and listen to the Ripple, man. It really is gonna be alright…

Question is, how do you talk to the still salvageable?

In the old days, I would have smoked them out, but that's not really an option so much anymore…

DownFist Troll April 18, 2011 at 11:49 pm

How is this an insult?

bagofmice April 18, 2011 at 11:58 pm

Timothy Leary? Well check out this theory.

He sold acid for the FBI.

DaSandman April 19, 2011 at 12:05 am

I love how baggers are constantly wearing flag patches and pasting flag stickers on their cars and shit.

Is that cause the fucks don't now what country they're in?

comrad_darkness April 19, 2011 at 10:19 am

They live in terror of being attracted to an unexpectedly stronger authoritarian personality and forgetting what their previous allegiance was fixed to.

No snark.

aisai April 19, 2011 at 12:27 am

Bunions are Hitler?

Does that mean othopedic shoes are Churchill and corrective surgery is Roosevelt? Are corns Mussolini? What about Franco? Oh I'm so confused, if only someone taught me about the history of the second metatarsophalangeal war back in school…

Angry_Marmot April 19, 2011 at 6:23 am

Wait, I thought onions were Genghis Khan and cabbage was Hitler.

Nothingisamiss April 19, 2011 at 8:11 am

Hitler always gave me gas.

Too soon (after passover?)

CapnFatback April 19, 2011 at 12:29 am

"Thufferin' Thuccotash! I thought I thaw a Neo-Markthist!"

Get this guy to be a guest on that irascibly racist Aryan child pundit's internet show for an All-American Thpeech Impediment Thpecial!

lulzmonger April 19, 2011 at 12:58 am

It's the Marx-smoking neo-Potterists that worry me.
"Quidditch Every Tuesday & A Manifesto In Every Bong" my ass!
They're obviously crypto-Situationists … out to EAT OUR TRIPES.

poncho_pilot April 19, 2011 at 6:30 am

crypto-situationism is a meaningless term improperly derived from the above. There is no such thing as crypto-situationism, which would mean a doctrine of interpretation of existing facts. The notion of crypto-situationism is obviously devised by crypto-anti-situationists.

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 19, 2011 at 1:46 am

Son, I'm afraid we're going to have to put Old Yeller down.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 19, 2011 at 1:54 am

The Irony is that everything would be much better if they were all high.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 19, 2011 at 1:54 am

You know who else was a pot smoking neo-Marxist?

yyyaz April 19, 2011 at 6:27 am

Zeppo?

Nothingisamiss April 19, 2011 at 8:11 am

Keanu?

dox[acted] April 19, 2011 at 10:10 am

Fredric Jameson?

Negropolis April 19, 2011 at 2:07 am

I'm not an ideologue, you guys. Some of my best friends are pot-smoking neo Marxists! For reals and for true!

AznMom420 April 19, 2011 at 2:14 am

Good going human teabag you're out there in the trenches getting heckled by Cliff and Norm from cheers just like the She-cougar. Keep it up and you might make that ivory tower-Frasier fella spill his wine.

MilwaukeeKent April 19, 2011 at 3:08 am

Wild. About midway through he settles down, then the chants of "Hey hey, ho ho, Scott Walker has got to go!" take over the sound-track and he loses it all over again. Making 42k a year working a back-hoe and backing the far right agenda, cause some damned public health nurse is making 50k plus bennies better than his, so sayeth the billionaire who paid for the bus he came in on. Fight back against that union influence on the Democratic Party, Mr. Tea Party fellow, and fill your basement with pallets-full of Brawny paper towels! That'll show 'em!

zhubajie April 19, 2011 at 4:54 am

Libertarians are supposed to be republicans who smoke dope; are T-tards republicans who don't smoke dope?

poncho_pilot April 19, 2011 at 6:02 am

they are high on Jesus. unless you're hearing about them via the MSM in which case they are high on fiscal responsibility.

yyyaz April 19, 2011 at 6:33 am

Can't handle it. One deep toke and the introspection would make their heads implode.

poncho_pilot April 19, 2011 at 6:01 am

what about post-marxist junkies? or proto-marxist alcoholics?

tessiee April 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm

What about Post Toasties?

widget2011 April 19, 2011 at 6:23 am

Maybe it's Jesse "the body" Ventura in drag. Ther's a reason they call him "the body" .

OKthennext April 19, 2011 at 8:31 am

Cage Match next!! Champion Teabagger Loon -vs- Unhinged Lunatic Screaming at Sarah Palin.

I got 20 bucks on Teabagger Loon.

DashboardBuddha April 19, 2011 at 8:57 am

I can't shake this feeling that this country is coming apart.

NewtsChicknNeck April 19, 2011 at 9:38 am

this guy knows that he's just meeting that one special, power-hungry, grift-happy fertile myrtle, christian fundie of a former beauty contestant away from making all his dreams come true as 2016's Todd Palin a/k/a First Dude 2.0.

ThundercatHo April 19, 2011 at 9:53 am

Tie-dye or this guy, you make the call.

catchtheflava April 19, 2011 at 9:59 am

No doubt that gentleman was taking time off from collecting unemployment for his seasonal work with the local pipefitters union (after attending public school his entire life) to protest the Gramscian infamy of the Afro-Hegemonist Obama.

Wait, neo-Marxism? What the hell is that? I thought the old one worked just fine.

dox[acted] April 19, 2011 at 10:09 am

I resemble that remark…

Toomush_Infer April 19, 2011 at 10:50 am

Far out…. no, I mean far far far out….because I can't read his sign ( I'm inclined to believe that he means it to be backwards metaphorically as well) I have to assume he's a capitalist stooge – so which Koch brother paid him to do this union busting thing?… and does this make him a Neo Scab…?..guess I better just find that Mount Gaye bottle early today…

notreelyhelping April 19, 2011 at 11:01 am

Bono?

Sharkey April 19, 2011 at 11:58 am

He is just a box of pain, I don't know who put him there.

Joey_brill April 19, 2011 at 12:46 pm

This is yet another example of why we MidWesterners need to ban the pledge of allegiance, school prayer, and any other folksy oath to be recited in unison.

Have you ever heard us recite things en masse? "UnDur Gahhdd", "For Witch it Standdz", "Fergive us our tresspassers", "Our Fahhder".

Slim_Pickins April 19, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Meth, on the other hand, enhances reasoning skills.

Buckminster April 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm

This guy needs a joint.

L188188 April 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm

That guy is hurting a lot more than all the people laughing at him. There are thousands of fucking idiots like that up here in America's Dairyland, where we are privileged to be receiving about 10 inches of snow on this fine April day.

Crank_Tango April 19, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Karl and Friedrich's Excellent Adventure?Sent from my iPhone

tessiee April 19, 2011 at 6:30 pm

Bongo drums and marijuana for all!!
/Kang and Kodos/

tessiee April 19, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Crazy guy: "I have to yell at those neo-Marxists without any help from you guys! I have to do everything around here by myself! I'm the only one who does a lick of work around here! I swear to God, if I ever took a day off, nothing would get done! No, that's fine, don't get up, I'll just DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!!" etc.

Jeez, and I thought *I* was a martyr!

Thedongsofwar April 19, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Hit deck! He's whipping out Hitler!

ttommyunger April 20, 2011 at 11:01 am

True, he is an obnoxious, overweight out of shape loud-mouth who finds it easier to wear our flag on his beanie than locate his local Recruiter and sign up; but he does speak some truth: Fox does lie.

PhilippePetain April 20, 2011 at 2:51 pm

I love it when all the fat, docile old stupid fucking broken church grandpas have to kind of grin and nod along with the true face of their stupidity, and maybe eke out a half-hearted "I'm right there with you, brother…" in a show of false camaraderie with an ethos that they as humans recognize when confronted with it face to face as utter bullshit.

Doktor Zoom April 19, 2011 at 10:30 am

The cake, like the Koch, is a lie.

user-of-owls April 19, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Splitter!!

DarkStar_88 April 21, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Earthapples (aka "hedge apples") are poison. No touchie.

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