Champion Teabagger Loon Screams At ‘Pot Smoking Neo Marxists’

  where's your marijuana?


This is our favorite guy ever. We had to watch the whole thing just to figure out if he was yelling at the teabaggers “on his side” or at somebody else … and we’ll have to guess “somebody else,” because these RV Living subscribers standing around him sure don’t look like “neo-Marxist pot smokers.” But neither did Timothy Leary. RIP Timothy Leary.

The sign says something about Hitler. Who knows what? This guy is basically the Internet come to life.

But did Sarah Palin somehow become president over the weekend because her “Sarah PAC” got a new website template? THIS COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING. Let’s watch some real marijuana addicts get busy:

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  1. chascates

    And as a pot-smoking neo-Marxist all I can say is "eat shit and die, fuckers. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I have friends in their 60s & 70s who are like me.

    And we vote."

    1. Crank_Tango

      I have friends in their 30's and 40's like me and they also vote. I better look up neo-marxist so I know what to wear…all black, right?

        1. Crank_Tango

          speaking of which, I was just at the dentist (paid out of pocket–ouch) and had vanilla-scented nitrous. Delicious.

        1. TX_Bluebonnets

          Actually, my old neo marxist political history professor at an overrated Ivy League institution always used to sport his tie tucked inside the top of his high-waisted belted trousers. To this day I cannot think of Stalin, the Progressive Front, or Julius and Ethel Rosenberg without seeing neckties abused in such a fashion.

          Where are the hallucinogens when you really need them?

      1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

        Isn't the more important question: "How do you take your THC as a neo-Marxist?" Bongs are impractical during street fighting, and blunts are just a little to faux-Urban. Just go with the old Jazz cigarette.

        1. chascates

          Joints are most easily transported & passed, though wasteful. I find the potato always works fine. Dig a divot out of the center of the spud with a spoon or knife. Use a screwdriver to make an intake tunnel from one end of the potato to the hole you just created. At a 90 degree angle make another tunnel with the screwdriver for your finger to regulate the flow of air. Be Careful! The direct flow from this device can be deadly!!

          1. Crank_Tango

            joints, heatgun vaporizer, hash pipe, and my favorite is chewing hash, bruce lee style.
            bongs are so college.

            LOL in a pinch, the old popcan bown works nicely–i think the kids used to do something like your potato, only using apples, and not earthapples.

    1. TX_Bluebonnets

      Yeah, Ken. Saying it doesn't move is totally giving in to that Euclidean, right-angle, Isosceles way of thinking. What's next, Neo Marxism???

    1. MadBrahms

      It actually *does* mean something, to us stuffy academics, anyway. It's associated with the New Left and the Frankfurt School. Yes, I realize this means nothing to anyone who doesn't live in an ivory tower.

      But to this guy, I'm guessing it just means soshulist / fascist / muslin / Kenyan.

      1. Ken Layne

        Exactly. He heard Glenn Beck or one of those interchangeable weasels on the nut-radio afternoon shift say "neo-Marxist" a couple of times.

        I would bet the future of capitalism that this loon hasn't wasted any corn-syrup-eatin' time perusing library collections of the New Left Review or Ramparts.

        1. TX_Bluebonnets

          Naw, it cuts way too much into corn-syrup eating. You don't think those subsidies are gonna pay themselves…
          oh, wait.

          Hmm. Maybe it's time for a little Ramparts. Or, in a pinch, Mother Jones.

        2. MadBrahms

          I think we're out of luck until Critical Inquiry or Constellations starts publishing their special issues in Pat-the-Bunny format.

          1. Doktor Zoom

            I keep waiting for my renewal card for Evergreen Review to come. I think they may have lost my address.

    2. Negropolis

      Proleteriat goes in, bourgeoisie goes out – no one can explain; never a missed communication.

      How dey get der, huh? How dey get der?

  2. Goonemeritus

    I grew up in Poughkeepsie NY When G. Gordon Liddy was prosecuting Timothy Leary. If my memory serves me he didn’t look like any of these guys.

  3. DahBoner

    Actually, I prefer the Pre-Colombian era of Pot smoking.

    Back when you could get a bag of tea for 15 quetzales…

  4. slithytoves

    I'm not an addict, besides vodka and bourbon, but I can't see a fucking thing here so maybe I've been drinking wood alcohol at $20 a bottle.

    1. user-of-owls

      Yeah, sort of. It's when all workers own the means of charisma and all charisma is a reflection of an average worker. Like, say, Comrade Keanu.

    2. lulzmonger

      There is no spoon (without sufficient pay & infrastructure to enable workers to have a high enough standard of living to make one)!

  5. Callyson

    Yellow sunglasses, hoodie under jacket, American flag cap, *and* a goatee?
    Too bad Queer Eye for the Straight Guy no longer exists–if anyone ever needed an intervention, this guy does…
    Also: I thought everyone knew anarchists and socialists do not get along. When will I learn to stop overestimating the intelligence of the baggers?

    1. emmelemm

      hoodie under jacket

      Hey now HEY NOW! I resemble that remark. But I'm a born and bred Seattlite – just call me neo-grunge. Or "was grunge before grunge was cool and am still grunge because I don't like change, plus it's cold in April and might rain so I need both the hoodie and the jacket."

      1. Callyson

        Actually, it was more the complete ensemble that frightened me, rather than any one aspect of his attire. As long as you're not combining the hoodie with a cheap American flag wool cap, the neo-grunge look works…

    1. DarkStar_88

      Where's Legolas when you need him?!

      "Fall, foul creature!"

      *double arrow strike to the eyes*

      "ROAAAAR!" *THUD!*

  6. Gopherit

    You are way early, Ken. Did you start with some coke? I assume you hate meth too much from what it did to Cali to do it.

    And Derp. Like you have to be a Neo-Marxist to do pot. good old fashioned marxists do it…..and give it out for free…..to each according to their needs and all that. puff puff pass.

    1. iburl

      He is proud to wear the flag! Of course not in the military or anything. Everybody has to be a warrior against the creeping sharia in their own way. Some people protest funerals, some people program robots to pilot guided missiles into weddings, and still others wear toques with a flag on them and scream nonsense in their fellow dumbasses ears while hoisting a cut-up cardboard box with something about Hitler scrawled on it.

  7. WinterOuthouse

    I think the man standing to the guy's left was his staff. He said, I wich ya man." Clearly indicating that the yeller was being supervised by one of the staff of the home. Some person probably wrote a Hab. Plan indicating this guy needed to learn to act appropriately with random strangers. Obviously, he needs some more practice. Allow me suggest a less hostile environment, like Trick or Treating on Halloween.

  8. Dashboard_Jesus

    dude looks like a typical working class 'Merkan speakin' TRUTH to POWER, he won't let those rich fuckin' Koch Walker boys keep him down and deny his right to bargain for fair wages, amirite…oh wait he IS a Koch sucker, WTF? awww, fuck him then…get a brain MORAN!

  9. Janinthepan

    He reminds me of the crazy preacher with matyr syndrome who goes to all the different state universities in Ohio. Good Ole' Brother Jed screaming that my whore ways will send me straight to hell..

  10. Nothingisamiss

    Good thing we're not deep into the presidential race, or this guy would be the next Joe the Plumber. Maybe next time, mister.

  11. iburl

    Neo-Marxism is a sound philosophy and I endorse it 100%.

    I have come to that realization based solely on this video.

  12. Fare la Volpe

    Wait, are they anarchists or Neo-Marxists? I thought Marxists believed in a strong centralized state, but according to him these protestors believe in tearing down the entire apparatus of state order. But if they're against the very conception of state control, then wouldn't that make them "conservatives" by the tea party definition? How can he then apply the label of "Marxist" if their platform viz. state power is exactly the same as his? And if one applies a neo-Marxian label to any who stand for unions' rights, then wouldn't that make Ronald Reagan our nation's most prominent Marxist president? How does this gentleman reconcile the cognitive dissonance between his rhetoric and standing political paradigms?

    Oh, he's full of shit? Nevermind.

  13. Radio_Level_7

    Here's a neo-Marxist brother one-liner:
    I would never belong to a Party that would have me as a member.

    1. tessiee

      And to go along with that, from the Anarchist side:

      "If I can't dance, it's not my revolution"

  14. SayItWithWookies

    Dude's screaming at a bunch of 60-year-old union guys and calling them pot-smoking hippie Marxists? And holding a sign that said (I believe) "Unions are Hitler"? Or maybe "Unions is Hitler." Did he just go straight from anti-abortion rallies to politics without learning anything about the subject matter? That's like saying a bullfight is the same as a baseball game because both are watched by screaming fans. Really, dude needs to know what he's talking about before he starts mouthing off. Oh — onions. It might've been "Onions are Hitler." But that's preposterous on the face of it — onions are definitely Alexander the Great.

    1. Negropolis

      That's like saying a bullfight is the same as a baseball game because both are watched by screaming fans.

      Ole, muthafuckas!

    2. finallyhappy

      my uncle and his old buddies were WWII vets and union members(the blue collar labor sort). I have a feeling in their day- they would have beat the shit out of a guy with a Hitler/Union sign. And the cops in Philly pribbably would have looked the other way.

  15. user-of-owls

    I am uncertain how this discourse resolves the central question of the autonomy of states in a capitalist superstructure, though I see the possibility of a genuine Kuhnian paradigm shift arising out of the whistle.

    1. MadBrahms

      Nevertheless, I do find his performance to be an exemplary case which clearly demonstrates the colonization of the bourgeois public sphere / lifeworld by the politics of the state.

      Bullshitting is fun.

      1. Numbat_Dundee

        But you need a gendered post-colonial analysis of his discourse. (He's a white American male and he's talking shit.)

      2. dox[acted]

        His performance of a particular constellation of identities, mapped to networks of capitalist power and production, seems so literal as to perhaps be pastiche. And thus the aesthetics of late capitalism consumes itself.

        (????)

  16. NewtsChicknNeck

    how could a place famous for fried cheese curd produce someone/thing so angry? someone give that dude/thing a case of Leinenkugel's and couple of madison's finest brownies.

    1. poncho_pilot

      Wisconsin is also known for Ed Gein, Jeffrey "The Giraffe" Dahmer, Walter Ellis, and David Spanbauer…

  17. EdFlintstone

    Theres a you're so far to the right, when you're to the right of this crowd (minus the 2 union guys)joke in here somewhere. Same thing if Jan Brewer vetoed your right wing nutball birther bill.

    1. unclejeems

      If you:

      Support the right of billionaires to buy your state.
      Don't know the difference between a Marxist, an anarchist and a kindergarten teacher
      Always wear an flag patch about your "person" because you're a "patriot"
      Think union members are ruining the country because they make a living wage
      Confuse your vowels

      You're probably probably a screeching, batshit-crazy, right-wing cretin who would most definitely NOT know his ass from a crack in the wall.

  18. WinterOuthouse

    This rabid person is what happens when mothers fly from Texas to Alaska with their legs crossed when they are ready to deliver.

  19. Naked_Bunny

    Makes me wonder what unions ever did to him.

    Anyway, dude. Why the hell aren't you at work? Fuckin' load.

  20. loulouroo

    I grew up in Milwaukee which in the last century had THREE Socialist mayors. Milwaukee was a booming place under Frank Zeidler and never went into debt or lost population in numbers to the suburbs during his tenure as most urban centers did. I was born after that, but Socialism has never been a dirty word in my life. I am a proud Socialist. What the fuck has happened to my home state? It's so sad.

    1. Naked_Bunny

      The Reagan Revolution happened, just like everywhere else. A lot like the Castro Revolution, but without the healthcare benefits or the cigars.

  21. Negropolis

    What a fucking obnoxious pig, only made more obnoxious with the accent. Nothing against a Wisconsin accent all by itself, but when mixed with a bastard like this, it's just grating.

    Go get drunk and fall into some local dell and drown already, you dumbfuck.

  22. Weenus299

    mara WANNA! Yahderhey youse fukkin MARK-sists! Fukkin SOOOshalism.

    It's like watching my brother in law and his whole family carry on.

    1. Negropolis

      Unfortunately ina cult a leader doesn't have to physically exist for him or her to exert its influence. Reagan has never died with this crowd, in fact, it's because he's dead that he's able to live on in their fevered brains.

      1. EdFlintstone

        Agreed, watch the homage to republican Mecca(Reagan Library), coming this primary election season.

      2. lulzmonger

        "If you point & laugh while my brain goes tits-up strike me down I will become more artificial neurotoxic than you can possibly imagine."

        1. Negropolis

          Dude. You are so out there in the ether, man. Like, all up in the universe's gril, or some shit.

  23. TX_Bluebonnets

    Just sit back and listen to the Ripple, man. It really is gonna be alright…

    Question is, how do you talk to the still salvageable?

    In the old days, I would have smoked them out, but that's not really an option so much anymore…

  24. DaSandman

    I love how baggers are constantly wearing flag patches and pasting flag stickers on their cars and shit.

    Is that cause the fucks don't now what country they're in?

    1. comrad_darkness

      They live in terror of being attracted to an unexpectedly stronger authoritarian personality and forgetting what their previous allegiance was fixed to.

      No snark.

  25. aisai

    Bunions are Hitler?

    Does that mean othopedic shoes are Churchill and corrective surgery is Roosevelt? Are corns Mussolini? What about Franco? Oh I'm so confused, if only someone taught me about the history of the second metatarsophalangeal war back in school…

  26. CapnFatback

    "Thufferin' Thuccotash! I thought I thaw a Neo-Markthist!"

    Get this guy to be a guest on that irascibly racist Aryan child pundit's internet show for an All-American Thpeech Impediment Thpecial!

  27. lulzmonger

    It's the Marx-smoking neo-Potterists that worry me.
    "Quidditch Every Tuesday & A Manifesto In Every Bong" my ass!
    They're obviously crypto-Situationists … out to EAT OUR TRIPES.

    1. poncho_pilot

      crypto-situationism is a meaningless term improperly derived from the above. There is no such thing as crypto-situationism, which would mean a doctrine of interpretation of existing facts. The notion of crypto-situationism is obviously devised by crypto-anti-situationists.

  28. Negropolis

    I'm not an ideologue, you guys. Some of my best friends are pot-smoking neo Marxists! For reals and for true!

  29. AznMom420

    Good going human teabag you're out there in the trenches getting heckled by Cliff and Norm from cheers just like the She-cougar. Keep it up and you might make that ivory tower-Frasier fella spill his wine.

  30. MilwaukeeKent

    Wild. About midway through he settles down, then the chants of "Hey hey, ho ho, Scott Walker has got to go!" take over the sound-track and he loses it all over again. Making 42k a year working a back-hoe and backing the far right agenda, cause some damned public health nurse is making 50k plus bennies better than his, so sayeth the billionaire who paid for the bus he came in on. Fight back against that union influence on the Democratic Party, Mr. Tea Party fellow, and fill your basement with pallets-full of Brawny paper towels! That'll show 'em!

  31. zhubajie

    Libertarians are supposed to be republicans who smoke dope; are T-tards republicans who don't smoke dope?

    1. poncho_pilot

      they are high on Jesus. unless you're hearing about them via the MSM in which case they are high on fiscal responsibility.

  32. widget2011

    Maybe it's Jesse "the body" Ventura in drag. Ther's a reason they call him "the body" .

  33. OKthennext

    Cage Match next!! Champion Teabagger Loon -vs- Unhinged Lunatic Screaming at Sarah Palin.

    I got 20 bucks on Teabagger Loon.

  34. NewtsChicknNeck

    this guy knows that he's just meeting that one special, power-hungry, grift-happy fertile myrtle, christian fundie of a former beauty contestant away from making all his dreams come true as 2016's Todd Palin a/k/a First Dude 2.0.

  35. catchtheflava

    No doubt that gentleman was taking time off from collecting unemployment for his seasonal work with the local pipefitters union (after attending public school his entire life) to protest the Gramscian infamy of the Afro-Hegemonist Obama.

    Wait, neo-Marxism? What the hell is that? I thought the old one worked just fine.

  36. Toomush_Infer

    Far out…. no, I mean far far far out….because I can't read his sign ( I'm inclined to believe that he means it to be backwards metaphorically as well) I have to assume he's a capitalist stooge – so which Koch brother paid him to do this union busting thing?… and does this make him a Neo Scab…?..guess I better just find that Mount Gaye bottle early today…

  37. Joey_brill

    This is yet another example of why we MidWesterners need to ban the pledge of allegiance, school prayer, and any other folksy oath to be recited in unison.

    Have you ever heard us recite things en masse? "UnDur Gahhdd", "For Witch it Standdz", "Fergive us our tresspassers", "Our Fahhder".

  38. L188188

    That guy is hurting a lot more than all the people laughing at him. There are thousands of fucking idiots like that up here in America's Dairyland, where we are privileged to be receiving about 10 inches of snow on this fine April day.

  39. tessiee

    Crazy guy: "I have to yell at those neo-Marxists without any help from you guys! I have to do everything around here by myself! I'm the only one who does a lick of work around here! I swear to God, if I ever took a day off, nothing would get done! No, that's fine, don't get up, I'll just DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!!" etc.

    Jeez, and I thought *I* was a martyr!

  40. ttommyunger

    True, he is an obnoxious, overweight out of shape loud-mouth who finds it easier to wear our flag on his beanie than locate his local Recruiter and sign up; but he does speak some truth: Fox does lie.

  41. PhilippePetain

    I love it when all the fat, docile old stupid fucking broken church grandpas have to kind of grin and nod along with the true face of their stupidity, and maybe eke out a half-hearted "I'm right there with you, brother…" in a show of false camaraderie with an ethos that they as humans recognize when confronted with it face to face as utter bullshit.

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