HE SAID HE SAID  1:17 pm April 18, 2011

NBC Says Trump Won’t Run, Iowa Christian Fundamentalists Say He Will

by Jack Stuef

Important business/president stuff.At some point one of the two top-tier Republican frontrunners, Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee (haha, this is still funny), are going to have to leave their Fox deals and run, right? Is the Fox money really better than going down in the column in history books that lists the loser of each presidential election? Maybe it is. According to “one senior” NBC executive talking to the New York Times, Trump won’t run. “This is Donald being Donald,” he said, a reference to the famous quote about Pol Pot cutting open an infant’s skull, “This is Pol being Pol.” Campaign careerists and Iowa gatekeepers, though, reportedly say he will run. “I’m convinced he’s probably going to run,” said some important Iowa evangelical guy, which is also something people used to say about Pol Pot when he hosted a reality teevee show about firing people right before he ran a murderous regime.

“Anyone assuming that the reality show host’s interest in running for president is just another one of his publicity stunts would not likely be wrong,” wrote Charlie Cook, the political analyst, who in a column last week wondered whether a “Jersey Shore” cast member would try to run for president next.

That crazy Chalie Cook, always with the trenchant pop-culture humor!

The real estate mogul has spoken to pollster Tony Fabrizio as well as members of Larry Weitzner’s Jamestown Associates, sources said. Three Republicans said that Florida-based media consultant Rick Wilson had been recommended to Trump as a potential hire. [...]

He recently called pollster and strategist Kellyanne Conway, who agreed to set him up with some evangelical leaders.

Sure, that sounds like people who work on campaigns. Very politics, those names.

Meanwhile, Trump continues his rampage of stupid shit:

“I’m a much bigger business man and have (a) much, much bigger net worth. I mean, my net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney,” Trump said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “I built a very big net worth and I’d like to put that ability … to work for this country.”

Hooray! Trump is going to buy us all some crappy property after he rids the world of foreigners! But then again, the Teabaggers may tear off his limbs and eat him first:

“We must have universal healthcare,” wrote Trump [in a 2000 book]. “I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on this one. We should not hear so many stories of families ruined by healthcare expenses.”

Whoops. [NYT/Politico/CNN/Slate]

 

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nounverb911 April 18, 2011 at 1:20 pm

"NBC Says Trump Won’t Run"
Cancel him anyway!

nounverb911 April 18, 2011 at 1:21 pm

“This is Donald being Donald,”
Is that like Manny being Many, but without the steroids and home runs?

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Why do you think The Donald lost his hair?

Sue4466 April 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Plus all the compensation has to be for his steroid shrunken junk.

__kth__ April 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Donald Trump : presidential candidate :: Manny Ramirez : right fielder

DaRooster April 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Donald Trump=Dipshit needs a hat
Manny Ramirez= " with a bat.

__kth__ April 18, 2011 at 2:29 pm

now that's just wrong. Without goofballs like Manny, Shaq, Chad Ocho-Cinco, etc., there would be no reason to follow sports.

poncho_pilot April 18, 2011 at 2:53 pm

"Without goofballs like Manny, Shaq, Chad Ocho-Cinco, etc., there would be no reason to follow sports."

nounverb911 April 18, 2011 at 1:23 pm

"wrote Charlie Cook, the political analyst, who in a column last week wondered whether a “Jersey Shore” cast member would try to run for president next. "
Unfortunately, Snooki isn't old enough.

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Y donde hay el Acta de Nacimiento?

En Chile, por supuesto.

genxr April 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Then there's the cast of Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew…

Swampgas_Man April 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm

W/ that leathery skin, Snooki could easily pass for 50. And she's got actual wrestling experience — Trump just shaved some guy's head.

BaldarTFlagass April 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Hey, it worked for Ross Perot.

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm

But, think what this will mean for Ivanka's wedding!

SorosBot April 18, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Well Donald's already doubled-down on the crazy, but he still needs charts and an embarrassing Alzheimer's-ridden running mate.

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm

He's dead, but I'd recommend Charles Doty to fill that slot on the Trump Express to the White House.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Doty

ttommyunger April 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm

"NBC Says Trump Won’t Run, Iowa Christian Fundamentalists Say He Will!" …as reported in "Who Gives a Fuck?" Magazine. Props to Andy Borowitz.

smokefilledfetus April 18, 2011 at 1:34 pm

I subscribe to Who Gives a Fuck?. Easy reading.

PsycWench April 18, 2011 at 1:39 pm

A lot of Republican politican stuff in that magazine. They covered the Bush twins extensively.

Buzz Feedback April 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm

"Trump or Monkey" with a H/T to Letterman and the OC GOP.

arihaya April 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm

NBC Says Jesus won't Return at April 21, 2011
Iowa Christian Fundamentalists Say He Will

nounverb911 April 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm

"Trump is going to buy us all some crappy property after he rids the world of foreigners! "
Hooray, Trump's getting ready for wife number 4.

CookiE_MonstA April 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm

When are the corporatists going to make the argument that people should be able to run for office and not give up their day jobs, conflict of interest be damned. Didn't the founding fathers envision a government of part time legislators anyway?

prommie April 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Hey, Bush and Cheney never gave up their day jobs; they were working full time for the defence and energy industries the whole time they were in office.

DaRooster April 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Win win…

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm

New Hampshire sure did.

CrankyLttlCamperette April 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Hooray! Trump is going to buy us all some crappy property…

And then declare bankruptcy? I think the housing industry already did that for us.

Terry April 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm

…and Iowa Christian fundamentalists are so often correct

BaldarTFlagass April 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm

I mean, my net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney

"I'm the John Holmes of net worth. Or the Long Dong Silver, if you will, since I get along so well with the blacks."

ManchuCandidate April 18, 2011 at 1:26 pm

These wingnuts must hate tinted people so much that they'll follow an arrogant know nothing serial adulterer whose financial acumen is so great that he's bankrupted casinos thrice. Who's your messiah naaaaaw?

Crank_Tango April 18, 2011 at 2:36 pm

how's that house-always-winsy thingy workin out for ya, Donald?

Ducksworthy April 18, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Why does "I built a really big net worth." sound like a little kid bragging about a bowel movement?

nounverb911 April 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Trump's so full of it, his eyes turned brown.

DaRooster April 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm

And he clogged up his follicles.

smokefilledfetus April 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm

"I built a really big net worth in the toilet".

Sue4466 April 18, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Because it is.

CalamityJames April 18, 2011 at 5:25 pm

If you were Trump, what the fuck would you brag about? Banging your ex-wives' kids?

Jukesgrrl April 18, 2011 at 5:59 pm

"They're HUUUUUGE. Really HUUUUUGE."

memzilla April 18, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Trump's Campaign Slogan: "We Shall Over Comb!"

Radio_Level_7 April 18, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Oh yeah, that's triple digit upfist territory there.
We'll all be Trump's Tramps.

Buckminster April 18, 2011 at 4:47 pm

That, Sir, is the funniest line I have heard all day! Thumbs up!

freakishlywrong April 18, 2011 at 1:27 pm

So "Donald being Donald" means he's a thrice married/bankrupt, hateful, ignorant rightwing demagogic vulgarian who also boasts "the blacks" amongst his friends. He should be booed and hissed every time he shows his weird, old babyish face in public.

He looks like an infant with gigantism.

Gopherit April 18, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Given the current economic health of this country, and the chance that we will default on our debt, I can think of no one more qualified to lead our country into its current economic shitstorm than Donald Trump.

baconzgood April 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm

“I’m convinced he’s probably going to run,” he went on to say "I may or may not be right or wrong on this depending on if he does or doesn't"

C'mon your "convinced" about "probably"? I can do that too.

DaRooster April 18, 2011 at 1:59 pm

He definitely will, more than likely, probably might, but may not run.

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm

He definitely will or will not run. I don't know which, but it'll definitely be one of the two. And when he makes that decision, he'll have definitely made it.

baconzgood April 18, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Maybe.

CalamityJames April 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I'm convinced that he probably is the top to Mike Tyson's bottom.

DownFist Troll April 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm

So the frontrunner is not a serious candidate? Long life to el presidente-sheik Obama.

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm

I'm going to feed the line "East African strongman Barack Obama" to the Orange County GOP & see what graphic they come up with.

Crank_Tango April 18, 2011 at 2:42 pm

i get a monkey with a bone through its nose. but I am sure they can do better.

slithytoves April 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Ssshh. We want him to run – remember? Nothing highlights sanity like unadulterated crazy. And back to front comb overs, too.

weejee April 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm

You sure he doesn't get his eyebrows and ear hair into this act? I mean we oldes have hair fallout up top all the while masses start growing from eyebrows, and ears.

Oblios_Cap April 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm

“I’m a much bigger business man and have (a) much, much bigger net worth. I mean, my net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney,” Trump said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “I built a very big net worth and I’d like to put that ability … to work for this country.”

Well he is bigger than Mittens. Wider, too.

How did he get such a large net worth? Is running casinos into the ground really that profitable?

petehammer April 18, 2011 at 2:26 pm

And how!

CalamityJames April 18, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Is running casinos into the ground really that profitable?

You should see what the guys running the country are making.

chascates April 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Charley Manson 2012

Mumbletycurd April 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm

I'll wait to hear what Governor Otter has to say. It's well known that Otters share a thing or two in common with their sleazy weasel cousins.

Serolf_Divad April 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm

“I’m a much bigger business man and have (a) much, much bigger net worth. I mean, my net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney,” Trump said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “I built a very big net worth and I’d like to put that ability … to work for this country.”

Here's the sad (or depending on how you look at it, happy) truth: schmucks who vote for politicians because they are businessmen, probably buy into that argument.

Go DONALD! Stomp all over that Romney guy who's only worth a few hundred mil.

GOPCrusher April 18, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Worked for Meg Whitman. Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

Bonzos_Bed_Time April 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Jesus loves him some plutocrat-grifters!

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm

It seems he's secured the coveted Linda Mac Mahon endorsement.

Extemporanus April 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm

FEEL THE MOMENTRUMP!

weejee April 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Sorta like after eating too much fiber?

Radio_Level_7 April 18, 2011 at 2:06 pm

You take a week off and come back strong, Extrumpanus.

SayItWithWookies April 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm

I won't believe anything about Donald Trump until I hear what Victoria Jackson has to say.

weejee April 18, 2011 at 1:31 pm

OMG, the Politihoze said birth claims are flatly false.

*swoons and cracks head on desk*

DownFist Troll April 18, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Well, there is an upside to a serious Trump bid. He just might bankrupt the entire RNC.

widestanceroman April 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm

I do not believe he will ever run, but if trussed properly, could roll. Preferably from the top of a hill facing a busy highway. . .some gasoline-soaked rags. . .a spark. . .

Good times.

AJW@[redacted] April 18, 2011 at 3:00 pm

if trussed properly…
Spatchcocked.

mavenmaven April 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm

"I’m a much bigger business man"
When is he just going to whip it out and prove his size?

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 2:18 pm

He can't. I've eaten baby carrots bigger than Donald.

JoshuaNorton April 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Does anyone else think Trump is looking more like Fat Elvis every day?

nounverb911 April 18, 2011 at 1:39 pm

At least Fat Elvis still had some talent, that's more than I can say for Trump.

Lascauxcaveman April 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm

A liberal on healthcare? Damn, grandma is right again.

"You look hard enough you can find some good in anyone."

ThundercatHo April 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Yeah, but at least with liberals you don't need a microscope.

Lost_Teabaggers April 18, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Well, back before Donny-boy found out about the useful idiots in the tea party, especially how useful they are to him (Snowbilly has shown everyone the way to grift these morons) he made some statements that seemed, at the time somewhat decent. Like attacking the Bush Admin for the war and calling for Rummy to be fired, that sort of thing. Yes, every single one of those somewhat sane comments WILL come back to bite his ass in the GOP primary; they're clingin' to that alternate reality with all the super retard strength of trying to take a bottle of vodka away from Boner.

Radio_Level_7 April 18, 2011 at 1:34 pm

AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, GaaaaYA. YOU KNOW JA.
FORE EVAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Takes Deep Breath

YYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, Roooooaaarrr
MAKE YOUR CHOICE.

MathIsHard April 18, 2011 at 1:45 pm

So say we all!

lefty74 April 18, 2011 at 1:35 pm

My ego and my asshole are H-U-G-E.
My dick is small. That explains the divorces.

KeepFnThatChicken April 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm

If he's on top, do you think his hair dangles down and gets in her eyes and nose?

tessiee April 18, 2011 at 10:27 pm

Now *there's* a mental picture I coulda done without!

Allmighty_Manos April 18, 2011 at 1:38 pm

I race through the channels to avoid even catching a glimpse of that idiot's show. If he runs, I'm going to have to block out all my basic cable.

Chillwaver April 18, 2011 at 1:39 pm

He won't run….just like the Twat did a long time ago, he figured out that teasing about the possibility of running is far more lucrative than actually running.

Swampgas_Man April 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm

So Tramp is to the right what Mario Cuomo was to the left?

__kth__ April 18, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Trump is really just the perfectly monstrous exemplar of the entire TEA tendency. If he doesn't run, and in doing so (1) suck all of the oxygen out of the GOP primary, and (2) demonstrate beyond dispute what utter whackjobs put John Boehner in the speaker's chair, then there is no justice under the sun.

hagajim April 18, 2011 at 1:42 pm

“I’m a much bigger business man asshole and have (a) much, much bigger net worth ego. I mean, my net worth ego is many, many, many times (that of) Mitt Romney,” Trump said Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “I built a very big net worth ego and I’d like to put that ability … to work for this country.”

Hey Donny – FUCK OFF!

tcaalaw April 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm

I always assumed Trump was just talking about running as a publicity scam, but after several polls showing him as the frontrunner, I'm increasingly convinced that his ego will get the better of him and he'll actually try for it. (He probably wouldn't win the nomination, mind you, but he could limp into Super Tuesday.)

GOPCrusher April 18, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Yeah but, a couple of months ago, Ron Paul won the CPAC Straw Poll. It's too early to count out someone else raising the crazy bar.

SheriffRoscoe April 18, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Harvesting the evangelicals for the "fool" vote. Donald Trump knows how to go after his demographic. I'll give him that.

weejee April 18, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Yer saying the Donald's not right, but pyrite?

PsycWench April 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm

“We must have universal healthcare,” wrote Trump [in a 2000 book]. “I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on this one. We should not hear so many stories of families ruined by healthcare expenses.”

Bill Ayers secretly wrote and inserted that section.

Preferred Customer April 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Last night I chanced upon the end of Celebrity Apprentice, and after seeing the aplomb and diplomacy that the Donald was able to muster in mediating between Gary Busey and Meat Loaf, I am convinced that he has what it takes to be our next Commander in Chief.

Jesus god, what the FUCK is wrong with people?

OTOH, I have to say Ivanka comes across as literate and pretty intelligent. I'm going to go ahead and guess that the Donald's mailman must have been working a summer job while he finished up his Ph.D, or something.

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Bitch Tits v. Beaver-teeth!

Must see TeeVee.

metamarcisf April 18, 2011 at 1:44 pm

On Friday, through some quirk of the heliosphere, I happened to catch segments of Glenn Beck and Mark Leven on the colored radio station. It seems both of these boys are devoted full time now to bashing Trump, playing interviews where he praises Obama and skewers Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld. This can only mean that the early conservative support of Trump has backfired and the right is desperate now for a "legitimate" candidate. This is good news for John McCain.

Lost_Teabaggers April 18, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Yeah, maybe they're trying to clear the runway for Mitchie poop Daniels or something. Either way, thanks to the antics of Midwest Republicans and the GOP majority in the house they've got an uphill climb for the presidency. The Ryan Plan= the gift that keeps on giving, too…it's going to be extremely difficult for Republicans to place a thin veneer over their poor hating, worker hating and poor old people hating policies this time 'round….still, I love when Cons try to play innocent, it's so cute.

crybabyboehner April 18, 2011 at 1:47 pm

How do you say "You're fired!" in Khmer?

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Bang.

Sassomatic April 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm

My understanding is that Obama's entire presidency is a publicity stunt to sell more copies of Dreams From My Father

Beowoof April 18, 2011 at 1:51 pm

So, NBC is admitting on Donald's behalf that this is just a big scam to promote ratings for his shitty TV show. Well we all knew that, Donald is just an asshole publicity whore with no real brains to speak of except for shoveling bullshit at the American public, who laps it up like Pavlovian dogs. They all think they are going to be just like Donald someday rich and famous. Most are already stupid.

donner_froh April 18, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Caption on photoshopped picture of Trump by Orange County Republican National Committee Representative:

'It's a Monkey with a comb-over. Some of my best friends are balding Monkeys. If you don't like it your should apologize to me."

DaRooster April 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm

"… and I've always had good relations with the monkeys"

*doh*

randcoolcatdaddy April 18, 2011 at 1:53 pm

"Campaign careerists and Iowa gatekeepers, though, reportedly say he will run."

Silly Teabaggers – deluded fantasies are for kids.

Sassomatic April 18, 2011 at 1:56 pm

If there is anyone who will selflessly serve the needs of our country, it's a self-serving egotistical plutocrat.

SorosBot April 18, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Is Trump a much better businessman than Mitt Romney? Well, both are self-made men who built business empires out of mere many millions of inherited wealth; but Mittens hasn't even declared bankruptcy once.

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Boy, quite a crop in the Republican primary. We have a choice between one rich entitled asshole spawn of a millionaire who squandered away all of daddy's money, and another rich entitled asshole spawn of a millionaire who squandered aways all of daddy's money.

Oh wait, I'm watching The Simple Life. Hilton/Richie 2012!

dahboner April 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Now, if Trump had cut the head off a robot, that would be something!

After all, within a few years, robots will replace all of our jobs.

No more “wage slavery”, haha!

# HAPPY EMANCIPATION DAY

MissTaken April 18, 2011 at 2:14 pm

You get an upfist purely for using my favorite word, onomatopoeia.

James Michael Curley April 18, 2011 at 2:21 pm

And an upfist for you as the trolls seem to be active.

Crank_Tango April 18, 2011 at 2:46 pm

I thought it was Schickelgruber. his last name, i mean.

4TheTurnstiles April 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Don't know if the Pol Pot analogy is a fair one. Pol Pot rose from nothing and gained everything he had by dint of hard work, sacrifice, grit, determination, and know-how. Sounds like a real take-no-prisoners entrepreneur to me… and that ain't Trump.

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Hoo boy. Downfisty McGee and his butt buddy "business partner" sure are rarin' to go today.

In the name of the Moon, I'll fist all you!

__kth__ April 18, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Not to give them any ideas, but it's a wonder they don't go to town on old threads that no one's looking at, to chip away at our p-ratings (like I care about my p-rating).

tessiee April 18, 2011 at 10:33 pm

like I care about my p-rating

I care about mine when it's good.

mereoblivion April 18, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Iowa has gates? So the whole cornfed cyclonehole is a gated community?

GOPCrusher April 18, 2011 at 3:46 pm

How do you think we keep the cattle in?

fuflans April 18, 2011 at 2:42 pm

much, much bigger net worth

yeah, donald but do you have the magic underwear?

DashboardBuddha April 18, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Homoerotic picture is homoerotic. Plus…why are they shaving Beck's head?

Lost_Teabaggers April 18, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Yes we can all be like you, Donald if our daddies left us $400 million dollars too. Trump has flip-floppped on so many issues over the years that I don't see how he thinks that won't come up. I would be very suprised if Trump actually ran, maybe he's just doing this to try to force Palin to drop out because he's stolen her crazy? Either way, this figures to be a hilarious dose of Republican self immolation, especially since Boss Hogg, the supposed serious candidate can't go two interviews without looking like a stereotypical Mississippi racist/bigot.

user-of-owls April 18, 2011 at 2:50 pm

“This is Pol being Pol.”

So, sort of an Inter-Pol thing?

horsedreamer_1 April 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm

We have 200 couches (stained with the blood of intellectuals).

user-of-owls April 18, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Really, the focus of any discussion revolving around Trump and Romney should be on hair net worth.

Steverino247 April 18, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Man, if somebody left me $400 million dollars, you'd never see me again. My family and I would just disappear to someplace awesome and enjoy life.

El Pinche April 18, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Look mommy !! It's raining ass pennies… from Heaven!!!

Guppy06 April 18, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Snooki/Hillary 2012!

lochnessmonster April 18, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Trump and Tramp (Snooki) 2012

Jukesgrrl April 18, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Net worth is not necessarily value added.

widget2011 April 18, 2011 at 8:06 pm

I really don't know who has created the most retarded peeple, evangelical christians or the GOP?

Lenin Was Right April 18, 2011 at 8:38 pm

"Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps."

Dudleydidwrong April 18, 2011 at 9:21 pm

T-Rump is only one of a whole cast of worm-brain characters who want to run as the Republican challenger to Barry, and the cast may have just gotten larger. Judge Roy Moore–Alabama Ten Commandment doofus–has announced that he is setting up an "Exploratory Committee" for a possible run at the presidency in 2012. Shit! Piss! and Corruption! These people are beyond making fun of. For sheer assholery Roy Moore fits right in with the others but he may have a headlock on the evangelical Christian vote.

MadBrahms April 18, 2011 at 10:05 pm

Yes, Donald, but your worth as a human being is far less than Mittens. Or a sea slug.

tessiee April 18, 2011 at 10:31 pm

They were also twentysomething when they went through the worst of their goofy fame-whore phase, not sixty-whatever-Trump is.

tessiee April 18, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Are the goofballs high as a kite on goofballs?

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