Is this the tweet that turns the tide of American public opinion on the war on Libya? Chuck Grassley has some tough talk for NATO. It has blood on it hand, he says. For every legles kiod. Because that’s what clusters do folks: legles kiod. And he’s not afraid to say it. If he has to stand alone against’stiminidity, so be it.
Grassley then clarified:
Huh? He didn’t need to clarify. He may have thought he accidentally spelled “enuf” correctly in the first tweet, but he didn’t too. Something else is going on here.
He’s right, the legless kids are a problem. But, as any observer can tell you, the legles kiod is a much bigger issue. Did the powers that be threaten Grassley for speaking the truth? Is that why he modified his remarks?
Stay safe, Grassley. You damn hero. [Twitter]
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Legles kiod is just a specialized Kegel's exercise for near-term mothers-to-be.
So that is how Palin kept Trigger tucked in her hoo-haw when she was flying cross-continent with amniotic fluid leaking on her first ass seat.
The legs have to be removed, or at least bound tightly to the carcass, or the goat on the spit doesn't roast very evenly. So yeah, Chuck, the legles kiod is the way to go.
I thought Legolas' kid hasn't learned to spell his own title yet.
And he's not kiodding!!!
NATO should just drop Grassley on Gahdaffy and call it a day.
No, mincing words is the only thing C-Grass does.
He's right though. If we'd only nuked Tripoli at the start of hostilities we would have avoided civilian casualties completely. Yup yup.
(p.s. Wasn't Legles Kiod Orlando Bloom's character in The Lord of the Rings?)
Mangle, mince, repeat.
Mangle, mince, repeat.
{why is Intensedebate stealing my comments?}
Repugs want to decimate the Department of Education, so "legles kiod" might actually become the accepted norm. Along with "moran."
Fir GOPers like Grassley, moran is already the accepted norm.
Something about Gaddafi was aggessive and took his Leggos. Im I close?
Leggo my Eggo!
Legles my eggles!
Looks like Nato only has the one hand so I guess it knows about those bombs.
It looks like he misspelled "every legolas kid"; NATO is responsible for all the elf children running around Libya.
Today, we are all Station Agents.
Is that an elf joke? Pal, I get more action in a week than you get in a year.
Alright, dink.
There's a reason the girls down at the maisons de joie used to call Toulouse-Lautrec M. "Teapot".
Whoever tweets for Grassley should just stick his Blackberry up his ass and let his rectum do the random 140 characters. Couldn't be much worse.
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Palin's tweeter can do it.
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In times like this, it's important to keep in mind FDR's eloquent assurance that "D nly tng we hv 2 Fr S Fr itslf"
Winner!
new gen, born @20th century: ax not what country do 4 u – what u do 4 country?
c'mon Chuck, its spelled Natoe
Legolas Kidd the furry elf-goat half-breed for great justice!!!!
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OT — I always read your name as ifthetundradontgetya… and then think to myself, Well, Sarah will probably shoot you from a helicopter.
I'm starting to think Chuck is thumbless.
He types with his shriveled pionis.
I think you mean thumles.
Brainless.
Smokin' a little of the grassley
He's related to the Palins.
Every squirmish has col-leg-gial damage.
I once saw Legles Kiod open for Gunther at a Euro-disco in Oslo. Freakin' AWSOME!
The best dj names are the most basic. DJ Gunther, DJ Rap, DJ DJ,… DJ V-JAY DAY.
This Gunther http://www.gunthernet.com/
You're welcome.
Snark away.
I think he's the real Beefcake Fantastic, judging from the homepage.
I shit you not: I have one of his shirts (the yellow one) and you'd be suprised about the people who come up to me when I'm sporting it. I was at a punk rock bar and a dude not only knew who Gunther was but asked me to be in his band. He said Gunther was better than Wierd Al because Gunther wasn't trying to be funny.
So, pulled up the YouTube for "Ding Dong Song", & have to admit — not Har-Mar like, at all. Which is good. Hews much closer to trashy, early-noughts Euro-pop like O*Zone. Has a little Aqua in it, too. (Which is also great: "Barbie Girl" is my favourite song to accompany tramping thru the snow, making snow-angels, lobby snow-balls, the whole kit.)
Too, I can totally see Gunther "breaking" in the U.S. on an almost co-headling tour with Ke$ha. & the resulting GunKe$h sex-tap will finish the job of breaking.
Anyway, here's some O*Zone, & Ke$ha, &, what the hell, "Barbie Girl": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXvmSaE0JXA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
Wait, what's wrong with Lego's?
Isn't "Legolas Land" in Denmark?
As fast as you downfist I upfist. And I have a job, wife, 2 cars, nice home and i know what having sex with a person feels like. so there.
It's not nice to brag. Trolls need compassion. They were born deformed and need to be coddled because the deformity is having no brain activity. Now don't you feel bad flaunting your wife's pussy on the pussy-less?
You can’t really say he is pussy-less if he is demonstrating that he has a menstrual cycle.
Leave Gabriel Santorum out of this!
How is it everybody but me knows when there is downfisting and trolling afoot? I feel as cluleos as chunk grassley.
u only no if u rfrsh ur peage offn enuf 2 c teh 0'z.
Thnaks
i no how 2 spel!!!
Khadafy using evil bomb cluster bombs?! that means we gotta use our good cluster bombs! They'll cancel each other out!
Probably cluster bombs we sold to him a year or two ago….
lemme guess, we know this is what they do because that is what we designed them to do, right?
No doubt he's attended a few weapons manufacturer demos where his reaction was less "stimidity" and more "awsmd".
I can't stand the summer stimidity.
Stimidity = stupidity + timidity, right?
Stymied by the humidity?
stimulated rigidity?
The summer stimidity here in Utah is not so bad because it is a dry heave.
It's not the steat.
Chuck, drunk-tweeting never helped anyone's career but Louis CKs. Lay off the sauce, old man.
Just out of curiosity, which air-to-air missile maker is he shilling for?
PantsBurnLegWound is a recurring concern for the good Senator. http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/index.php/…
Legless kids, clueless adults.
Then there's Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey, a clueless adult who hasn't seen his own legs in years, thanks to a diet of high fructose syrup made from Chuck Grassley's corn.
Corn also feeds pigs, pigs make bacon, and Kevin Bacon starred in "Friday the 13th," where a kid had his legs amputated at Camp Crystal Lake, which was located in New Jersey.
chris christie is also half bacon, on his mother's side. and his backside. does he even have sides?
He's a side of bacon.
I hear he's also pansexual
But he believes in the Lard G-d Almighty.
And I always thought 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon was for entertainment value only…
And speaking of Clusters, Chuck really needs to stop these Twitter Clusterfucks. Seriously.
damnyouautocorrect isn't half as funny as an indignant senile old fart.
Blood Legles.
Don't blame me — I voted for Kiodos.
Dnt twt nls u cn spl, u stpd Sntr! (Damn, that was hard- another reason I don't tweet.)
Legles kiod is Libyan for elected ruminant.
Fireflies mate with erected luminants.
Oh Chucky! Best to tweet nothing and be though of as challenged, rather than take action to remove all doubt.
This is the kind of things that those things do to those things.
What's Chuckies voting record on limiting or even banning the sale of landmines? Legles kiod in other third world shitholes want to know.
Stimidity is never a good thing.
it's not the libyan heat, it's the stimidity
Assley nos how 2 spel reel gud.
You've never tried your lady's Kegel's with Yogurt Sauce? You're missing out.
If you can't stab out 140 characters without fucking it up, are you actually competent to legislate or even hold a valid opinion on anything?
I'm thinking no.
What a silly old fuck-knuckle.
Stop trying to be "with it" old man.
I may be entirely alone here, but what the fuck is the purpose of twatting? Not one single good thing has occurred through the use of this "tech." Fuck it, give 'em a tax cut.
I often wonder the exact same thing. What are these toolbox old white fellows thinking when they fumble out these embarrassing 140-character insults to the language? Not much, I suppose.
Oh, and twatter did get a tax break. [bangs head on table]
You are far from alone. I have no idea why people would sign up to know my every thought. Hell, I'm not sure I want to know my every thought.
Bumper sticker on car that parks in my building garage:
Don't believe everything you think!
PS Twitter is stupid.
As one of your deluded followers, I thought I was already getting all your thoughts. You mean there's more?!?
Opposition groups in Tunisia, Egypt, and elsewhere may differ in their assessment. Not that "We Enable Government Overthrows" is much of a business model…
Obviously more useful for a circle of friends or family than as a platform for public discourse. Though I'm not sure if live MRIs of Grassley's brain would add any further insights.
What do you call 2 legles kiods hanging over your window? Curt N' Rod! HO HO HO! Thank you ladies and germs, I'll be here at Lola's House of Crabs on the back deck all week. Remember to tip your waitress…
Downfister is legles.
and dickles.
Chuck,
Nurse Nayirah.
Shut the goddamn hell up.
# UPFISTS FROM ONE MILLION INCUBATOR BABIES
Chuckee, leave the infernal box alone…
Chuck's tweets are so ridiculous, they don't have a leg to stand on.
Don't hate grassley because he's a clumsy/lazy/incompetent tweeter; hate him because he's a total corporate tool and lackey.
YAY!!! I broke 100 pee points! A round of imaginary drinks for everyone!
(Elvis voice): Thank ya, Thank ya very much.
# UPFIST NAYSHUN
Fuck you, Grassley…the US uses cluster bombs too. Did you sweat the legles kiod then?
stroke, much? he come from the land of Narmia:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/N…
Obamas weak & stimid responz 2 cluster fuck bmbs
Right. Chuck Grassley doesn't mince words – he just cooks 'em whole.
"In the land of the legless, the one-legged man is king".
In the laond of the legles, the 1-leged man is kiong.
wht du u call a 1-leged wmn? Ilene.
wht du u call a 1-leged jpnse wmn? Irene.
Throw the pnut shils on the flr.
That's not radioactive transcendence!
Sure were a lot of armles kiods in Rwanda, also Sierra Leone, don't remember Grassley saying that Natostimidity was the root cause.
Grassley needs some of that joint relief
Hate him for the high fructose corn syrup …
Dear Chuck Grassley;
Please stop using Twitter.
Thank you,
America
The Convention on Cluster Munitions
"56 states have ratified it and another 52 have signed but not yet ratified it. Brazil, China, India, Israel, Libya, Pakistan, Russia and the United States have not signed the Convention."
It's all about the company you keep. And Grassley voted "No" on something called the Cluster Munitions Amendment which would have "prevented funding from going to cluster munitions, unless it is clearly specified that such munitions will not be allowed near civilian populations".
So he appears to be talking out of both sides of his Grassley.
Truth is a bitch, isn't it? He was for them before he was against them.
Tweeting out of one side, voting out of the other.
This is why we fight!
Matt, Stew, Art and Skip all applaud Grassley's tweets. Or would if they weren't armless as well.
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It seems to me that any thoughts, comments or sentiments one might have about legles kiod (legless kids) is really not a topic for twitter. I mean, it seems a Senator might use a more respected mode of communication to express this type of condemnation.
"Nuns rapd in Gawdfuckistan. I just got this ranty thing I want to put out there in under 140….."
If only there was a legles kiod emoticon, because, you know, a picture is worth a thousand words! Here you go Chuck, this should convey the horrible situation:
:(
_O/
..X
And so concludes this week's LOLSenator.
Chuck Grassley : words :: cluster bombs : kids
We're laughing because we've never had to look at his sexts, which I imagine are blurry shots of his shoes.
Does Grassley only post on Twitter when he's shitfaced drunk, or what? I haven't seen anything so inane since the Sarah was ranting regularly on Twitter.
Chuck:
Utshay ethay Uckfay Upway Uckchay
http://users.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html
Fartknocker
Associate Professor of Pig Latin and Linguistics
Austin Community College
Does Associate Professor mean you're on the tenure track to full-blown fartknockin'??
OK I have a soft spot for Chuckles, he seems like a nice old man, I know he's a corporate lackey, but I bet he is quite sweet in real life.
I think in real life, he is a cow, which is not surprising, since they're more cows than people in his state. He's probably a stupid cow too, one that tells lots of boring stories to his grandcows.
I hated it when that fucking legles kiod steped on the clusters. I was never able to figure out quite how he managed, what with being legles and all, but I hated it.
I'd love to be the fly on the wall for the imminent chucklefest between Grassley and Krauthammer.
Here's the part I don't get. Why would he be so OK with making himself look like, literally, a fucking retarded person, over and over again? Does he not have a single aide to type for him? Any advisor that would say "You text like a fucking cretin, let someone else transcribe your message? What kind of judgment does this show?
Not to mention, what the fuck was he even saying? Does he really, honest to Christ, mean legless kid? Honest? How do you misspell kid? I mean seriously, WTF?
Won't someone think of the kiods?
And, more importantly, think of the fetuses.
You know Mark Foley is reading this as legal kids.
really? he can't proofread 2 or 3 lines worth of text???
He should have relied, like Sarah, on AutoFuckUpMyPost.
There's an APP for that.
Is our kiods stepeing?
You realize, of course, this means an angry tweet to NATO!
Prvs cmnt @ Wnktte shld read I em steped n stnkn Iowa hogwarsh.
This just made my day. Thanks wonkette!
Ya think?
anyway, what does this have to do with Ron Paul having a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president?
its iowabonics, or "ibonics"
I'll be damned. Natostimidity was a clue in today's NYT Crossword Puzzle!
Legles Kiod is Kaiser Soze!
Can you imagine what it would look like if Chuck actually tried to include the name Kaiser Soze in a text?
That still makes more sense than anything Sarah Palin has ever tweeted/said/facebooked/farted/queefed.
Or birthed.
why do I always miss all the good downfisting?
NATO shln'd rest 'till our clusters kill moar Legles kiods than Ghadafi.
Chuck just makes senile, witless, plaqued-up old farts look bad.
Jack, don't let legles kiod mean wkend thred.
Don't worry, sometime in the middle of the night, Ken is going to find something horrifyingly depressing for us.
Let's hope the whiskey holds out.
No worries, Ken has an in with the Pope, who will transform those useless fucking fishes and loaves into whiskies and ryes.
And on a related theological note, we celebrate some unemployed hippy carpenter as a miracle worker because he made a bunch of Filet-O-Fish sammiches? Tell you what, there's an entire new faith tradition waiting to be born down on the corner that reveres a surly be-zitted lunk named Dylan.
Without a doubt.
OT and worth the scorn of ten thousand Wonketts:
http://www.theatlasphere.com
for Ayn Rand furries who can't get laid, except with each other
Oh god YES!
I wonder how many are signing up to get dates lined up to watch their movie this weekend?
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Ugh. You know what this site needs? A good serial killer.
I have a friend on Long Island…
So appropriately dark, you are.
We can only hope that this is really George Soros compiling a list.
I hope each of them wins a date with some SEIU thugs.
L'eggo my Nato
"about 1 hour ago via OpenBeak"
Maybe he should try ClosedBeak and just STFU?
You've got it backwards.
legles kiod is no lowfin mattur!
Okay Chuckles, I can forgive you for talking with your mouth full of oatmeal. Explains why it is so hard to understand you. But you've got to quit with the Koch hand-jobs while you are tweeting. Let the Walker kid take up the slack, I hear he likes it.
What I want to know is why the hell is NATO dropping bombs on KIOD-FM "Coyote Country" in Lincoln NE? I bet it's that damn "Snoozebuster" morning show.
Well, seems you really bombed on that one Chucky.
they only like legles kiod's when their Halliburton & Blackwater/xe hacks are getting paid for it!
Did Bush start his Afghanistan invasion by scattering cluster bombs all over? Then dropping food pallets to bait the refugees to the bombs?
Let the Legles Snoar!!!!
You know, someone should tell our dear Charles that Twitter was made simply to maim the English language, not to murder it wholesale.
He best watch his step, though. He's encroaching on Palin's territory with the genocide he's committing against the English language.
And who sold these Cluster Bombs to big bad KQ-daffy? Hmm… let's see… who could it be… could it be… GRASSLEY??
Also, the USA pretty much is NATO, corporate cornfucker.
It's not the heat, it's the Natostimidity.
I heard in Columbia they have legles kiods in swimming pools full of coca leaves and industrial, carcinogenic solvents…
Like most jokes, if you have to explain your tweets, they technically don't count.
Mincing words is what gives meaning to Chuck Grassley's life.
I can only assume NATO is also responsible for the atrocities that Chuck Grassley inflictson the Englis Languiaige. You know, for bing 2 timd.
Charlies was just having a bit of nostalgia for that old-fashioned candy.
You know the one, it's big glops of chocolate with clusters of legless kid inside…
Well, you know what they say: Its a l fuin nda gmaes untel soem kiod edns uep legles
You have crack the code! Grassleyspeak is thus translated! Vcitry si howers!
Good god. And where was this twitting moron when the USA was dropping them all over Baghdad? Remember when the media was making fun of the Defense Minister for calling them pencils? I immediately thought, OK, obviously a "poor english" mistake, maybe the Arabic word for "cylinder" "pencil" and a cylindrical bomb are the same or similar.
I shall have to go to the YouTube & look for some live footage. Sounds interesting — if maybe a little too Har-Marry.
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