PROFILES IN TWITTER COURAGE  4:19 pm April 15, 2011

Chuck Grassley Doesn’t Mince Words: Blames NATO In Libya For ‘Legles Kiod’

by Jack Stuef

WRONG. The clusters at Trader joe's are DELICIOUS.
Is this the tweet that turns the tide of American public opinion on the war on Libya? Chuck Grassley has some tough talk for NATO. It has blood on it hand, he says. For every legles kiod. Because that’s what clusters do folks: legles kiod. And he’s not afraid to say it. If he has to stand alone against’stiminidity, so be it.

Grassley then clarified:

Is he worried the bombs may have taught the kids how to spell?

Huh? He didn’t need to clarify. He may have thought he accidentally spelled “enuf” correctly in the first tweet, but he didn’t too. Something else is going on here.

He’s right, the legless kids are a problem. But, as any observer can tell you, the legles kiod is a much bigger issue. Did the powers that be threaten Grassley for speaking the truth? Is that why he modified his remarks?

Stay safe, Grassley. You damn hero. [Twitter]

 
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horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Legles kiod is just a specialized Kegel's exercise for near-term mothers-to-be.

Radio_Level_7 April 15, 2011 at 4:36 pm

So that is how Palin kept Trigger tucked in her hoo-haw when she was flying cross-continent with amniotic fluid leaking on her first ass seat.

Lascauxcaveman April 15, 2011 at 4:40 pm

The legs have to be removed, or at least bound tightly to the carcass, or the goat on the spit doesn't roast very evenly. So yeah, Chuck, the legles kiod is the way to go.

kissawookiee April 18, 2011 at 10:57 am

I thought Legolas' kid hasn't learned to spell his own title yet.

EdFlintstone April 15, 2011 at 4:22 pm

And he's not kiodding!!!

nounverb911 April 15, 2011 at 4:23 pm

NATO should just drop Grassley on Gahdaffy and call it a day.

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] April 15, 2011 at 4:23 pm

No, mincing words is the only thing C-Grass does.

He's right though. If we'd only nuked Tripoli at the start of hostilities we would have avoided civilian casualties completely. Yup yup.

(p.s. Wasn't Legles Kiod Orlando Bloom's character in The Lord of the Rings?)

the_problem_child April 15, 2011 at 8:22 pm

Mangle, mince, repeat.

the_problem_child April 15, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Mangle, mince, repeat.
{why is Intensedebate stealing my comments?}

Boredw/Gravitas April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Repugs want to decimate the Department of Education, so "legles kiod" might actually become the accepted norm. Along with "moran."

bflrtsplk April 15, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Fir GOPers like Grassley, moran is already the accepted norm.

LabRodent April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Something about Gaddafi was aggessive and took his Leggos. Im I close?

nounverb911 April 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Leggo my Eggo!

Doktor Zoom April 15, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Legles my eggles!

PsycWench April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Looks like Nato only has the one hand so I guess it knows about those bombs.

SorosBot April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

It looks like he misspelled "every legolas kid"; NATO is responsible for all the elf children running around Libya.

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Today, we are all Station Agents.

FraAnima April 15, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Is that an elf joke? Pal, I get more action in a week than you get in a year.

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Alright, dink.

Angry_Marmot April 15, 2011 at 9:05 pm

There's a reason the girls down at the maisons de joie used to call Toulouse-Lautrec M. "Teapot".

donner_froh April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Whoever tweets for Grassley should just stick his Blackberry up his ass and let his rectum do the random 140 characters. Couldn't be much worse.

gef05 April 15, 2011 at 4:37 pm

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Boredw/Gravitas April 15, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Palin's tweeter can do it.

emmelemm April 15, 2011 at 5:02 pm

"T"

rambone April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

In times like this, it's important to keep in mind FDR's eloquent assurance that "D nly tng we hv 2 Fr S Fr itslf"

Buckminster April 15, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Winner!

Chet Kincaid April 15, 2011 at 5:57 pm

new gen, born @20th century: ax not what country do 4 u – what u do 4 country?

OC_No Soaps!!_Serf April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

c'mon Chuck, its spelled Natoe

ifthethunderdontgetya April 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Legolas Kidd the furry elf-goat half-breed for great justice!!!!
~

LocalGirlMakesGoo April 15, 2011 at 7:33 pm

OT — I always read your name as ifthetundradontgetya… and then think to myself, Well, Sarah will probably shoot you from a helicopter.

EdFlintstone April 15, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I'm starting to think Chuck is thumbless.

smokefilledfetus April 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm

He types with his shriveled pionis.

SorosBot April 15, 2011 at 4:32 pm

I think you mean thumles.

justkillmenow April 15, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Brainless.

WinterOuthouse April 15, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Smokin' a little of the grassley

WinterOuthouse April 15, 2011 at 4:25 pm

He's related to the Palins.

orygoon April 15, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Every squirmish has col-leg-gial damage.

backbaconzgood April 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm

I once saw Legles Kiod open for Gunther at a Euro-disco in Oslo. Freakin' AWSOME!

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm

The best dj names are the most basic. DJ Gunther, DJ Rap, DJ DJ,… DJ V-JAY DAY.

backbaconzgood April 15, 2011 at 4:33 pm

This Gunther http://www.gunthernet.com/

You're welcome.
Snark away.

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 4:37 pm

I think he's the real Beefcake Fantastic, judging from the homepage.

backbaconzgood April 15, 2011 at 4:55 pm

I shit you not: I have one of his shirts (the yellow one) and you'd be suprised about the people who come up to me when I'm sporting it. I was at a punk rock bar and a dude not only knew who Gunther was but asked me to be in his band. He said Gunther was better than Wierd Al because Gunther wasn't trying to be funny.

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 10:17 pm

So, pulled up the YouTube for "Ding Dong Song", & have to admit — not Har-Mar like, at all. Which is good. Hews much closer to trashy, early-noughts Euro-pop like O*Zone. Has a little Aqua in it, too. (Which is also great: "Barbie Girl" is my favourite song to accompany tramping thru the snow, making snow-angels, lobby snow-balls, the whole kit.)

Too, I can totally see Gunther "breaking" in the U.S. on an almost co-headling tour with Ke$ha. & the resulting GunKe$h sex-tap will finish the job of breaking.

Anyway, here's some O*Zone, & Ke$ha, &, what the hell, "Barbie Girl": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXvmSaE0JXA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

CalamityJames April 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Wait, what's wrong with Lego's?

nounverb911 April 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Isn't "Legolas Land" in Denmark?

LabRodent April 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm

As fast as you downfist I upfist. And I have a job, wife, 2 cars, nice home and i know what having sex with a person feels like. so there.

WinterOuthouse April 15, 2011 at 4:46 pm

It's not nice to brag. Trolls need compassion. They were born deformed and need to be coddled because the deformity is having no brain activity. Now don't you feel bad flaunting your wife's pussy on the pussy-less?

Goonemeritus April 15, 2011 at 7:08 pm

You can’t really say he is pussy-less if he is demonstrating that he has a menstrual cycle.

HistoriCat April 15, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Leave Gabriel Santorum out of this!

BeWoot April 15, 2011 at 7:25 pm

How is it everybody but me knows when there is downfisting and trolling afoot? I feel as cluleos as chunk grassley.

undeterredbyreality April 15, 2011 at 8:24 pm

u only no if u rfrsh ur peage offn enuf 2 c teh 0'z.

BeWoot April 15, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Thnaks

Bonzos_Bed_Time April 15, 2011 at 4:27 pm

i no how 2 spel!!!

DownFist Troll April 15, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Khadafy using evil bomb cluster bombs?! that means we gotta use our good cluster bombs! They'll cancel each other out!

zhubajie April 15, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Probably cluster bombs we sold to him a year or two ago….

Crank_Tango April 15, 2011 at 4:27 pm

lemme guess, we know this is what they do because that is what we designed them to do, right?

Ruhe April 15, 2011 at 4:36 pm

No doubt he's attended a few weapons manufacturer demos where his reaction was less "stimidity" and more "awsmd".

smokefilledfetus April 15, 2011 at 4:27 pm

I can't stand the summer stimidity.

Swampgas_Man April 15, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Stimidity = stupidity + timidity, right?

genxr April 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Stymied by the humidity?

poncho_pilot April 15, 2011 at 4:48 pm

stimulated rigidity?

Native_of_SL_UT April 15, 2011 at 5:23 pm

The summer stimidity here in Utah is not so bad because it is a dry heave.

[redacted]hse April 15, 2011 at 6:30 pm

It's not the steat.

Gopherit April 15, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Chuck, drunk-tweeting never helped anyone's career but Louis CKs. Lay off the sauce, old man.

Just out of curiosity, which air-to-air missile maker is he shilling for?

PraiseWalmart April 15, 2011 at 4:27 pm

PantsBurnLegWound is a recurring concern for the good Senator. http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/index.php/

memzilla April 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Legless kids, clueless adults.

Then there's Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey, a clueless adult who hasn't seen his own legs in years, thanks to a diet of high fructose syrup made from Chuck Grassley's corn.

Corn also feeds pigs, pigs make bacon, and Kevin Bacon starred in "Friday the 13th," where a kid had his legs amputated at Camp Crystal Lake, which was located in New Jersey.

Crank_Tango April 15, 2011 at 4:34 pm

chris christie is also half bacon, on his mother's side. and his backside. does he even have sides?

nounverb911 April 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm

He's a side of bacon.

Gleem_McShineys April 15, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I hear he's also pansexual

memzilla April 15, 2011 at 5:32 pm

But he believes in the Lard G-d Almighty.

AJW@[redacted] April 15, 2011 at 8:31 pm

And I always thought 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon was for entertainment value only…

Chillwaver April 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm

And speaking of Clusters, Chuck really needs to stop these Twitter Clusterfucks. Seriously.

orygoon April 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm

damnyouautocorrect isn't half as funny as an indignant senile old fart.

KeepFnThatChicken April 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Blood Legles.

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Don't blame me — I voted for Kiodos.

WriteyWriterton April 15, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Dnt twt nls u cn spl, u stpd Sntr! (Damn, that was hard- another reason I don't tweet.)

Radio_Level_7 April 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Legles kiod is Libyan for elected ruminant.

Angry_Marmot April 15, 2011 at 9:13 pm

Fireflies mate with erected luminants.

lefty74 April 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Oh Chucky! Best to tweet nothing and be though of as challenged, rather than take action to remove all doubt.

DerrickWildcat April 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm

This is the kind of things that those things do to those things.

Ruhe April 15, 2011 at 4:31 pm

What's Chuckies voting record on limiting or even banning the sale of landmines? Legles kiod in other third world shitholes want to know.

prommie April 15, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Stimidity is never a good thing.

Gratuitous World April 15, 2011 at 4:42 pm

it's not the libyan heat, it's the stimidity

SorosBot April 15, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Assley nos how 2 spel reel gud.

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 4:36 pm

You've never tried your lady's Kegel's with Yogurt Sauce? You're missing out.

edgydrifter April 15, 2011 at 4:37 pm

If you can't stab out 140 characters without fucking it up, are you actually competent to legislate or even hold a valid opinion on anything?
I'm thinking no.

Hatrabbit April 15, 2011 at 4:37 pm

What a silly old fuck-knuckle.

timbo71351 April 15, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Stop trying to be "with it" old man.

CalamityJames April 15, 2011 at 4:38 pm

I may be entirely alone here, but what the fuck is the purpose of twatting? Not one single good thing has occurred through the use of this "tech." Fuck it, give 'em a tax cut.

Fukui_sanYesOta April 15, 2011 at 5:33 pm

I often wonder the exact same thing. What are these toolbox old white fellows thinking when they fumble out these embarrassing 140-character insults to the language? Not much, I suppose.

Oh, and twatter did get a tax break. [bangs head on table]

PsycWench April 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm

You are far from alone. I have no idea why people would sign up to know my every thought. Hell, I'm not sure I want to know my every thought.

emmelemm April 15, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Bumper sticker on car that parks in my building garage:

Don't believe everything you think!

PS Twitter is stupid.

JustPixelz April 16, 2011 at 10:58 am

As one of your deluded followers, I thought I was already getting all your thoughts. You mean there's more?!?

Doktor Zoom April 15, 2011 at 11:30 pm

Opposition groups in Tunisia, Egypt, and elsewhere may differ in their assessment. Not that "We Enable Government Overthrows" is much of a business model…

JustPixelz April 16, 2011 at 10:55 am

Obviously more useful for a circle of friends or family than as a platform for public discourse. Though I'm not sure if live MRIs of Grassley's brain would add any further insights.

Trannysurprise April 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm

What do you call 2 legles kiods hanging over your window? Curt N' Rod! HO HO HO! Thank you ladies and germs, I'll be here at Lola's House of Crabs on the back deck all week. Remember to tip your waitress…

CalamityJames April 15, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Downfister is legles.

KenLayIsAlive April 15, 2011 at 7:41 pm

and dickles.

KeepFnThatChicken April 15, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Chuck,

Nurse Nayirah.

Shut the goddamn hell up.

DahBoner April 16, 2011 at 4:42 pm

# UPFISTS FROM ONE MILLION INCUBATOR BABIES

BZ1 April 15, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Chuckee, leave the infernal box alone…

SorosBot April 15, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Chuck's tweets are so ridiculous, they don't have a leg to stand on.

bureaucrap April 15, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Don't hate grassley because he's a clumsy/lazy/incompetent tweeter; hate him because he's a total corporate tool and lackey.

bureaucrap April 15, 2011 at 5:02 pm

YAY!!! I broke 100 pee points! A round of imaginary drinks for everyone!

(Elvis voice): Thank ya, Thank ya very much.

DahBoner April 16, 2011 at 4:40 pm

# UPFIST NAYSHUN

DashboardTrombone April 15, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Fuck you, Grassley…the US uses cluster bombs too. Did you sweat the legles kiod then?

poncho_pilot April 15, 2011 at 4:45 pm

stroke, much? he come from the land of Narmia:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/N

Radio_Level_7 April 15, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Obamas weak & stimid responz 2 cluster fuck bmbs

neiltheblaze April 15, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Right. Chuck Grassley doesn't mince words – he just cooks 'em whole.

nounverb911 April 15, 2011 at 4:47 pm

"In the land of the legless, the one-legged man is king".

ShaveTheWhales April 15, 2011 at 8:20 pm

In the laond of the legles, the 1-leged man is kiong.

undeterredbyreality April 15, 2011 at 8:34 pm

wht du u call a 1-leged wmn? Ilene.
wht du u call a 1-leged jpnse wmn? Irene.

Throw the pnut shils on the flr.

user-of-owls April 15, 2011 at 8:39 pm

That's not radioactive transcendence!

__kth__ April 15, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Sure were a lot of armles kiods in Rwanda, also Sierra Leone, don't remember Grassley saying that Natostimidity was the root cause.

WinterOuthouse April 15, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Grassley needs some of that joint relief

crybabyboehner April 15, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Hate him for the high fructose corn syrup …

Dr_Zoidberg April 15, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Dear Chuck Grassley;

Please stop using Twitter.

Thank you,

America

KenLayIsAlive April 15, 2011 at 4:51 pm

The Convention on Cluster Munitions

"56 states have ratified it and another 52 have signed but not yet ratified it. Brazil, China, India, Israel, Libya, Pakistan, Russia and the United States have not signed the Convention."

It's all about the company you keep. And Grassley voted "No" on something called the Cluster Munitions Amendment which would have "prevented funding from going to cluster munitions, unless it is clearly specified that such munitions will not be allowed near civilian populations".

So he appears to be talking out of both sides of his Grassley.

Gopherit April 15, 2011 at 5:16 pm

Truth is a bitch, isn't it? He was for them before he was against them.

ShaveTheWhales April 15, 2011 at 8:21 pm

Tweeting out of one side, voting out of the other.

DerrickWildcat April 15, 2011 at 4:58 pm

This is why we fight!

natoslug April 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Matt, Stew, Art and Skip all applaud Grassley's tweets. Or would if they weren't armless as well.

SudsMcKenzie April 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm

T

jus_wonderin April 15, 2011 at 5:00 pm

It seems to me that any thoughts, comments or sentiments one might have about legles kiod (legless kids) is really not a topic for twitter. I mean, it seems a Senator might use a more respected mode of communication to express this type of condemnation.

"Nuns rapd in Gawdfuckistan. I just got this ranty thing I want to put out there in under 140….."

Gleem_McShineys April 15, 2011 at 5:36 pm

If only there was a legles kiod emoticon, because, you know, a picture is worth a thousand words! Here you go Chuck, this should convey the horrible situation:

:(

_O/
..X

widestanceroman April 15, 2011 at 5:06 pm

And so concludes this week's LOLSenator.

poncho_pilot April 15, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Chuck Grassley : words :: cluster bombs : kids

widestanceroman April 15, 2011 at 5:11 pm

We're laughing because we've never had to look at his sexts, which I imagine are blurry shots of his shoes.

Buckminster April 15, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Does Grassley only post on Twitter when he's shitfaced drunk, or what? I haven't seen anything so inane since the Sarah was ranting regularly on Twitter.

fartknocker April 15, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Chuck:

Utshay ethay Uckfay Upway Uckchay
http://users.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html

Fartknocker
Associate Professor of Pig Latin and Linguistics
Austin Community College

mereoblivion April 15, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Does Associate Professor mean you're on the tenure track to full-blown fartknockin'??

Limeylizzie April 15, 2011 at 5:13 pm

OK I have a soft spot for Chuckles, he seems like a nice old man, I know he's a corporate lackey, but I bet he is quite sweet in real life.

BlueStateLibel April 15, 2011 at 6:26 pm

I think in real life, he is a cow, which is not surprising, since they're more cows than people in his state. He's probably a stupid cow too, one that tells lots of boring stories to his grandcows.

x111e7thst April 15, 2011 at 5:14 pm

I hated it when that fucking legles kiod steped on the clusters. I was never able to figure out quite how he managed, what with being legles and all, but I hated it.

metamarcisf April 15, 2011 at 5:23 pm

I'd love to be the fly on the wall for the imminent chucklefest between Grassley and Krauthammer.

mourningnmerica April 15, 2011 at 5:27 pm

Here's the part I don't get. Why would he be so OK with making himself look like, literally, a fucking retarded person, over and over again? Does he not have a single aide to type for him? Any advisor that would say "You text like a fucking cretin, let someone else transcribe your message? What kind of judgment does this show?

Not to mention, what the fuck was he even saying? Does he really, honest to Christ, mean legless kid? Honest? How do you misspell kid? I mean seriously, WTF?

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 15, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Won't someone think of the kiods?

Radio_Level_7 April 15, 2011 at 11:23 pm

And, more importantly, think of the fetuses.

jus_wonderin April 15, 2011 at 5:31 pm

You know Mark Foley is reading this as legal kids.

simplyblue7 April 15, 2011 at 5:38 pm

really? he can't proofread 2 or 3 lines worth of text???

jus_wonderin April 15, 2011 at 5:39 pm

He should have relied, like Sarah, on AutoFuckUpMyPost.

There's an APP for that.

mereoblivion April 15, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Is our kiods stepeing?

Chet Kincaid April 15, 2011 at 5:42 pm

You realize, of course, this means an angry tweet to NATO!

mereoblivion April 15, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Prvs cmnt @ Wnktte shld read I em steped n stnkn Iowa hogwarsh.

mbrowning_vogel April 15, 2011 at 5:48 pm

This just made my day. Thanks wonkette!

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 15, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Ya think?

poncho_pilot April 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm

anyway, what does this have to do with Ron Paul having a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president?

mavenmaven April 15, 2011 at 5:55 pm

its iowabonics, or "ibonics"

user-of-owls April 15, 2011 at 5:57 pm

I'll be damned. Natostimidity was a clue in today's NYT Crossword Puzzle!

OneDollarJuana April 15, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Legles Kiod is Kaiser Soze!

mourningnmerica April 15, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Can you imagine what it would look like if Chuck actually tried to include the name Kaiser Soze in a text?

AKbum April 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm

That still makes more sense than anything Sarah Palin has ever tweeted/said/facebooked/farted/queefed.

AJW@[redacted] April 15, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Or birthed.

taylormattd April 15, 2011 at 6:08 pm

why do I always miss all the good downfisting?

sezme April 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm

NATO shln'd rest 'till our clusters kill moar Legles kiods than Ghadafi.

[redacted]hse April 15, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Chuck just makes senile, witless, plaqued-up old farts look bad.

Radio_Level_7 April 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Jack, don't let legles kiod mean wkend thred.

Doktor Zoom April 15, 2011 at 8:10 pm

Don't worry, sometime in the middle of the night, Ken is going to find something horrifyingly depressing for us.

Radio_Level_7 April 15, 2011 at 8:33 pm

Let's hope the whiskey holds out.

user-of-owls April 15, 2011 at 8:46 pm

No worries, Ken has an in with the Pope, who will transform those useless fucking fishes and loaves into whiskies and ryes.

And on a related theological note, we celebrate some unemployed hippy carpenter as a miracle worker because he made a bunch of Filet-O-Fish sammiches? Tell you what, there's an entire new faith tradition waiting to be born down on the corner that reveres a surly be-zitted lunk named Dylan.

emmelemm April 15, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Without a doubt.

4TheTurnstiles April 15, 2011 at 7:13 pm

OT and worth the scorn of ten thousand Wonketts:
http://www.theatlasphere.com

for Ayn Rand furries who can't get laid, except with each other

MissTaken April 15, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Oh god YES!

I wonder how many are signing up to get dates lined up to watch their movie this weekend?

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KenLayIsAlive April 15, 2011 at 7:46 pm

Ugh. You know what this site needs? A good serial killer.

[redacted]hse April 15, 2011 at 8:00 pm

I have a friend on Long Island…

Negropolis April 16, 2011 at 9:22 pm

So appropriately dark, you are.

ShaveTheWhales April 15, 2011 at 8:24 pm

We can only hope that this is really George Soros compiling a list.

KenLayIsAlive April 15, 2011 at 10:49 pm

I hope each of them wins a date with some SEIU thugs.

GregComlish April 15, 2011 at 7:14 pm

L'eggo my Nato

MissTaken April 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm

"about 1 hour ago via OpenBeak"

Maybe he should try ClosedBeak and just STFU?

user-of-owls April 15, 2011 at 7:40 pm

You've got it backwards.

HistoriCat April 15, 2011 at 7:47 pm

legles kiod is no lowfin mattur!

ttommyunger April 15, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Okay Chuckles, I can forgive you for talking with your mouth full of oatmeal. Explains why it is so hard to understand you. But you've got to quit with the Koch hand-jobs while you are tweeting. Let the Walker kid take up the slack, I hear he likes it.

Doktor Zoom April 15, 2011 at 8:07 pm

What I want to know is why the hell is NATO dropping bombs on KIOD-FM "Coyote Country" in Lincoln NE? I bet it's that damn "Snoozebuster" morning show.

Warpde April 15, 2011 at 8:12 pm

Well, seems you really bombed on that one Chucky.

carlgt1 April 15, 2011 at 8:13 pm

they only like legles kiod's when their Halliburton & Blackwater/xe hacks are getting paid for it!

zhubajie April 15, 2011 at 8:22 pm

Did Bush start his Afghanistan invasion by scattering cluster bombs all over? Then dropping food pallets to bait the refugees to the bombs?

ShaveTheWhales April 15, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Let the Legles Snoar!!!!

Negropolis April 15, 2011 at 8:47 pm

You know, someone should tell our dear Charles that Twitter was made simply to maim the English language, not to murder it wholesale.

He best watch his step, though. He's encroaching on Palin's territory with the genocide he's committing against the English language.

iburl April 15, 2011 at 9:09 pm

And who sold these Cluster Bombs to big bad KQ-daffy? Hmm… let's see… who could it be… could it be… GRASSLEY??

Also, the USA pretty much is NATO, corporate cornfucker.

lulzmonger April 15, 2011 at 10:31 pm

It's not the heat, it's the Natostimidity.

DahBoner April 15, 2011 at 10:48 pm

I heard in Columbia they have legles kiods in swimming pools full of coca leaves and industrial, carcinogenic solvents…

Negropolis April 16, 2011 at 12:54 am

Like most jokes, if you have to explain your tweets, they technically don't count.

luke_warm April 16, 2011 at 2:58 am

Mincing words is what gives meaning to Chuck Grassley's life.

trumpbly_joe April 16, 2011 at 10:22 am

I can only assume NATO is also responsible for the atrocities that Chuck Grassley inflictson the Englis Languiaige. You know, for bing 2 timd.

DahBoner April 16, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Charlies was just having a bit of nostalgia for that old-fashioned candy.

You know the one, it's big glops of chocolate with clusters of legless kid inside…

LetUsBray April 16, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Well, you know what they say: Its a l fuin nda gmaes untel soem kiod edns uep legles

Negropolis April 17, 2011 at 6:24 am

You have crack the code! Grassleyspeak is thus translated! Vcitry si howers!

Camaro Nova April 17, 2011 at 8:19 am

Good god. And where was this twitting moron when the USA was dropping them all over Baghdad? Remember when the media was making fun of the Defense Minister for calling them pencils? I immediately thought, OK, obviously a "poor english" mistake, maybe the Arabic word for "cylinder" "pencil" and a cylindrical bomb are the same or similar.

horsedreamer_1 April 15, 2011 at 9:56 pm

I shall have to go to the YouTube & look for some live footage. Sounds interesting — if maybe a little too Har-Marry.

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