ABC News communist dwarf George Stephanopoulos conducted an interview with longshot presidential candidate Barack Obama that airs today, and was FINALLY the one to ask the guy about the birf certificate. “I think that over the last two and a half years there’s been an effort to go at me in a way that is politically expedient in the short-term for Republicans,” the lying liar lied, doing his best to cover up his thick Kenyan accent and scratching the part of his neck where he always wears a kafiya in private. “But [it] creates, I think a problem for them when they want to actually run in a general election where most people feel pretty confident the President was born where he says he was, in Hawaii. He — he doesn’t have horns…we’re not really worrying about conspiracy theories or — or birth certificates.” Not worrying about birth certificates, huh? Your editor is not worrying about children. Because he doesn’t have one.
We’re not sure if the “he doesn’t have horns” part was supposed to exaggerate the claims against him, but any reader of this blog knows it’s well documented to be true. Just do a Google image search. Everyone who PAYS ATTENTION knows he has horns. Once again, American voters are apathetic when it comes to the important stuff. Some democracy!
“The truth of the matter is that I think that the vast majority of Americans across the country – Democratic or Republican – really want this election to be about growing the economy, getting control of the deficit, preparing the future for our kids. And my suspicion is that anybody who is not addressing those questions…Is going to be in trouble.”
That’s how people think, huh? He would know. He’s the Devil.
WAKE UP, AMERICA! Don’t listen to the man just because he speaks in the third person! He’s not the archangel Bob Dole! [ABC News]
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The fact that you can't produce a birth certificate showing you don't have kids makes me suspicious of your claim.
Ask Michelle…he has the Horn of Africa in his pants…
I hear his unicorn impression is awesome. Ethnic, but awesome.
A unicorn in every pot?
I thought the unicorns were smoking pot?
I thought it was a unicorn in every box
That's a CrackerJack™ idea.
"Let me introduce you to my Horn O' Plenty …"
But he's still a Muslim, right?
I saw a sign once on TV. It was at a teabagger rally. I think the correct spelling is "muslin."
He prefers the traditional term, Musulman
Aloha Akbar!
Win!
BTW, I think the politically correct term is "Muslamic".
The truth of the matter is that I think that the vast majority of Americans across the country – Democratic or Republican – really want this election to be about growing the economy, getting control of the deficit, preparing the future for our kids.
You LIE!
~
He may be a lying liar.
But he's OUR lying liar!
Somewhere I read that Obama doesn't have a birth certificate because he was born on Krypton.
Ironically, if in a bizarro version of our bizarre world Superman were to arrive from Krypton, do his superhero thing and then run for President, the nation wouldn't hesitate to pass a constitutional amendment permitting that. And this would reveal that what is most "super" about Superman is that despite coming from a planet light years away his skin would still have turned out to be the right color. Amazing! Poor Barry only had to cross an ocean to reach the heartland but on arrival found that he is tragically and unforgivably black.
No, when Superman ran for President (Action Comics Annual #3) the Supreme Court determined that he was born in Kansas and a native-born citizen; however that was due to some of the details in John Byrne's post-Crisis revised origin, which has sense been re-retconned again (twice in fact) and so may no longer apply.
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Of course he doesn't have horns.
Horns are real.
Obama is an imaginary magical negro.
Wake up Sheeple!
He doesn't have horns because the space aliens removed them when they inserted his new brains. I saw the picures of the lines in his scalp! I seen it! I seen it with my eyes!
Love, ZIM
Damn, by a matter of seconds…
I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom do doom doo doom doom…
I was a chubby lady, hidin' in the bushes…
Story of my life.
I am government man, come from the government, the government has sent me.
Man, I love Gir.
“The truth of the matter is that I think that the vast majority of Americans across the country – Democratic or Republican – really want this election to be about growing the economy, getting control of the deficit, preparing the future for our kids."
Ha ha ha, who is he trying to kid? Forget about it, bring me my bread and when does the circus arrive?
This is why I always address Sasha and Malia by their true names: "Anchor Babies."
Its not the Devil thing that bothers them its the BLACK Devil thing.
Where's the circumcision certificate?
Where's the foreskin?
Hanging on the wall… its a diploma.
You know how, after you get undressed and sit on the paper thing in the doctor's office, the doctor makes you wait and there's nothing to do and nothing to read, so you push the pedal on the doctor's wastebasket just to see what's in there?
Doctor's wastebaskets are full of discarded foreskins.
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Downfist troll is back.
I am on it, lovingly fisting my fellow wonketteers.
He may not have horns, but he's sure gotta tail! Badum-boom. Try the veal.
The horns? That's what the scarring is from… duh!
"My angels, my devils,
A horn in my pride"
The naysayers of lamestream media nonetheless seemed to take George's last interview, including Obama's gaffe, as gospel — so they must be drooling at the chance to stir the pot over this one.
so articulate
And clean!
All them Repugs just have penis envy… especially Bachman.
Where is the Michele's long form circumcision certificate??? Did Fundamentally Oral Bill giver her one along with her JD?
The toy straps on. The toy straps off.
My understanding is she isn't getting any penis from her husband.
I doubt that fat, diabetic Rush Limbloss would agree.
So, Scott Walker, Sarah Palin and Rummy get sent to Pakistan to operate the Predators for 'Merka, and they write a book.
"The Lyin', the Witch and the War-drum." Like Atlas Shrugged, except the people all die instead of the politicians. It is a comedy.
sweet. The comix version will sell millions!!!
Cornered that morn as to where he was born, he resorts to the well-worn corn about horns? How forlorn!
After his hard-hitting interview with Jenn Sterger, I would have figured Stephanopoulos would have gone to Trump, not Obama, for the first GMA sit-down of the '12 campaign season.
Well whether Jenn Sterger saw Brett Favre's weiner is definitely the most important thing happening in America.
Look over their while we give rich guys more money and screw you.
I have never forgiven Stephanapolous for not "following up" on Giuliani's statement that there were no terror attacks during W's presidency. Just nodded and asked the next question.
But he is only half black… so that's 1.5/2.5 or one-point-five-two-point-fifths…
I think I need a couple of fifths after that…*swig*… ahh, Friday!
Only the numerator gets divided – so he's 1.5/5 ths of a person on oneside, 2.5/5ths of a person on the other, for a total of 4/5ths of a person.
Thanks… kinda early… not for the drinkin' just for the maths.
I'd agree with you, but I'm pretty sure any who would go along with 3/5ths might also adhere to one-drop.
These are the same people who want to know why he takes all the advantages of being black in this country, and refuses to live white.
Anyone who can equate one drop to three fifths just isn't a serious drinker…
Quitters.
my apologies. i didn't see your comment correcting Obama's America-ness to 80%.
wait…if he's half black then wouldn't it be [(3/5)(1/2)] + [(5/5)(1/2)] = .80
so he's 80% American?
You know who else had horns? Moses had horns, just sayin' http://www.flickr.com/photos/marta13/4373566322/
Yeah, but are we really meant to rely on a guy who supposes his toses are roses?
HellBoy had horns, but he was still good, right?
But he filed them down, just like Obama!
If he doesn't have horns than that means he's not Jewish and therefore doesn't like Israel. If he doesn't like Israel he's a mooslum and not American. If he's not American he's Kenyan.
Case closed.
Your logic never fails to amaze/persuade me.
Dear sir/ma'am, I am intrigued by your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Next time a chalk board with some graphs might help me understand this a bit better. This time I'll just assume you're correct as you have + 100 Pee Points.
That is some air-tight logic, right there. Even daylight can't get inside of it.
I propose a national law that requires you to provide an original (long-form) copy of your birth certificate in order to buy milk. Those with horns and/or alien surgery scars will be exempted.
Maybe he's just horny. After all, he does have that hot wife.
Well of course he doesn't have horns; he's a black Muslim Kenyan, not a Jew.
That's so rude. +1
From the fact that he didn't mention it, I believe it is safe to assume he does have cloven hooves and a forked tongue.
i just fisted everybody. did anyone come?
No, but the birthers moved (their bowels).
I was already here… oh that…
Oh, oh, oh…log in under a different user name and do it again! Or use a different browser, that works too!
Or just don't be logged in. You con thumbs up or down without being logged in.
Is anyone as tired of this issue as I am? But, I will take the bait and simply say "Fuck off birfers! Get your heads out of your asses. Get a life. Get a job. And, your Mama is a whore."
It will be beautiful to see what happens if the Arizona birther law stands and then prior to the primaries Barry produces whatever documentation they require. Of course the true believers already expect him to produce fake documents so they won't be impressed.
Any documentation the Prez comes up with, up to and including a video of him being born under a palm tree while Don Ho sings "tiny bubbles" in the background, is by definition NOT the documentation the birthers want. It's like the scene in "tootsie":
Casting director: We want someone shorter.
Dustin Hoffman: I can be shorter.
Casting director: We want someone taller.
Dustin Hoffman: I can be taller.
Casting director: We want someone WHO IS *NOT YOU*.
well, yes but it DOES help keep the teatards busy.
"Your editor is not worrying about children. Because he doesn’t have one."
In the same way, I don't worry about money–because I don't have any!
It wasn't long ago (6-7 years ago) that the RW base was urging a constitutional convention to alter the rule on foreign born people not allowed to run for Preznit because of some steroid taking fellow named Ahnold Black Plowman.
Seems strange they'd want to change a fundamental rule of US America for a funny talking GOPer immigrant whose main accomplishment was to play fake soldier or robot on the screen.
I can't imagine why many of these same people would have a problem with an articulate, educated US American man with no funny accent from Hawaii… except maybe his name, he's a Demrat and especially cause he's black… 1/2 black.
OT – Douchebag alert. Another following troll has raised its insipid head. I won't mention its name, but the profile disses Wonk for banning non-liberal types. This is just a flat out lie…we had a very spirited discussion with Bobthebuilder (or something, I forget) and we didn't ban him.
…we did make him cry though.
The stupider of our two Trolls is back
How can you tell?
The smell of fail and Cheetos.
I think Lizzie may have meant, "how can you tell which troll is stupider?", which made me picture one troll chewing on a book labeled "Troll Intelligence Test", while the other hits himself on the head with his copy.
He may be a lying liar.
But he’s OUR lying liar.
Barry is right – keep talking about this nonsense, and while you are at it, put a Birther Teatard on top the '12 GOP ticket. Then will see how that works of for you…
Yeah, they'll be as fucked as those times they put that senile, washed up, B-movie joke of an actor up there, or the wastrel, immature, know nothing-but-smug-anyway son of a political hack.
(Edit: Not trying to take it out on you, just gobsmacked by it all.)
But as crazy as it may sound, the senile failed actor and the privileged village idiot were smart enough to hide their agendas…just sayin'
Good point.
In comparing them, senility seems to have been a good thing.
"I don't have horns, I'm you."
Fool me once …
I'm more interested in seeing the tax returns of Republican representatives than I am in seeing Barry's long form.
and the donald.
"I'm more interested in seeing the tax returns of Republican representatives than I am in seeing Barry's long form."
Oh, I wouldn't mind getting a good look at his long form, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Obama's not wearing the horns? That Michele must be a faithful muslin wife.
You know who else didn't have horns?
Julliard String Quartet?
Correct. But a coworker used to talk about one member who was very horny. Had something to do with her playing the cello.
Did she have red hair, also?
Medeski, Martin, and Wood
Glenn Beck?
Carrot Top?
Barney?
Protoceratops?
F he's nt a fl prsn, whch prts of hm r msng?
Hey Barry-you ever been back to where you were born?
Tight squeeze, isn't it!
I don't think we need to give a shit about letting humorless ass wipes comment here.I've seen this one's comments and it's a waste of time. It's always the same old tired crap and they have their own playground. Let them stay there and play with power tools and whine on.
Hey, expat Wonkateers, how fucked up stupid do they think we are here in U.S. America that this shit not only has traction, States are passing birther bills, (I'm looking at YOU Arizona), and it gets all, and I mean all the media attention? Our goddamn 24 per-centers are making us all look like raving fools.
Barack, me so horny…me love you long form.
Michelle once took flak for saying that she was finally proud of America. Like it's some constitutional requirement to kneel at its greatness and never show disappointment.
I now see that Barry has — if he were to do so — a lot of perfectly good reasons to show some disdain.
It's a script they're running. I've got one of my own, not quite as sophisticated yet, but getting there. Automatically upvists every comment of any thread I visit. Still a few kinks to work out here and there, though.
Seriously? For Dobb's sake, what's the point?!
# ATTACK OF THE SCRIPT KIDDIES
"It's a script they're running. "
Golly gee whillikers. Then this whole p system really is kind of pointless, isn't it? (Hah! Stupid pun alert!). Dumb ol' trolls.
I will have to try to remember not to base my entire sense of self-worth around my p-count.
"I will have to try to remember not to base my entire sense of self-worth around my p-count."
Silly kitten!
Your self-worth is based in more essential qualities — you know, like how much money you have.
Well, then I am in trouble. Hey! I know, I think I will base my self-worth on how much pet hair I have floating around my house. Now I'm fabulous!
I think Gates strange expression in the picture is because Obama is not wearing pants. (He is Kenyan and they don't.)
The muslin, evil, socialist, Kenyan, Marxist, British, Communist, African, Lennist, Nazi, Jooo, televangelist, never born, lives in a nest, Soros baby just lied.
Damn, that's a lot for that poor man to live up to. Where does he find the time?
How's that property bust going? I don't envy you, one bit. Even with the nice beaches.
Oh we are so stupid. For months the soft underbelly has started to present itself, but only today (literally, today) has it been run as a headline that areas all over the country are starting to shed value, quickly and persistently. Ugly.
Where's the birf certifa-cat for his fake wife and rented colored kids?
Let’s see: horns-check; cloven hoofs-check; tail with pointy thing-check; red suit (used on Halloween for trick-or-treating only)-check. Yep. Must be Old Scratch, the Devil/Satan incarnate. Well, Old Satan said “Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.” The GOPers have sure made this place into Hell, so that checks out. Go, Barry! Fire and brimstone: let ‘em have it!
Well…he is a man of wealth and taste.
oh Barry cannot show his "Long Form" because it will be indecent and will make many wingnut men to lose confidence
The best part of the interview was left out; where Barry reminded George that he should stand up to greet the President of the United States and George replied "I am standing up, sir." I'll be here all week.
Well now, that would explain the scar.
You thought you could fool us eh Barack. If that is your real name.
Let's see: horns-check; cloven hoofs-check; tail with pointy thing-check; red suit (used only for trick-or-treating with anchor babies)-check. Winner! He's Old Scratch, Satan/the Devil guy hisself. And he's quoted as saying "Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven." Yup. And the damn'd GOPers have made this place into Hell. Fire and brimstone, Barry! Pour it on! Give 'em all you have! (And remember: jobs, jobs, jobs. We do care about those things, despite what the asshole Reichwingnuts say.
Ha ha, just noticed the alt-text and that in the pic, Barry looks like he has horns…or a halo like an old painting or a Russian Orthodox icon. I'm just reporting, you decide.
this is good news for donald trump.
Could someone please explain to me why this is even brought up anymore. Every person on the planet (except the morons) know this is a non-story. George – WTF are you thinking! Why even give two-cents worth of credence to this bullshit by asking the question? FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Let's face it — George is a news-whore.
Just sayin'.
" the bartender asks, "What's your pleasure?" The men look at each other and say in unison: "Mmmm… George Stephanopoulos!"
Sounds like a good show.
The vast majority of the Teabag Nation want the next election about illegitimacy…not theirs, for once…
They had horns, but no stones.
So, Barack Obama says that Barack Obama doesn't have horns. Who does Barack Obama think Barack Obama is, Bob Dole?
What kind of horns? Trumpets?
I have it on good intel that Obama was dancing with Sarah Goode and the devil in the pale moonlight. He's not really a Muslim or a Kenyan; he's a witch!
Joey the Gimp?
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