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Sarah Palin To Be Pelted With Cheese Curds In Wisconsin Saturday

Sucks to be you!The Koch Brothers think it’s hilarious when their dumb puppets have to go face huge, angry crowds of political opponents. Remember the movie Trading Places? It’s the same idea: Incredibly rich old white creeps just torture their own lackeys whenever it gets dull oppressing the faceless poor and destroying the Earth to make Dixie Cups and Brawny paper douche towels. So the Koch Brothers are bringing Sarah Palin to Madison, right there at the State Capitol, for an “Americans For Prosperity” rally. Haha the union people and college kids are going to pelt her with a million pounds of Wisconsin’s famous Fried Cheese Turds. Or curds, whatever. Curdle Rain. Poor snowbilly grifter!

Saturday, as in this weekend, the Wasilla dingbat is comin’ to get her paycheck:

Saturday looks to be a very busy day Downtown. Along with the tea party rally, the Capitol Square will host a counter-rally as well as the season’s first Dane County Farmers’ Market.

Farmers’ Market manager Larry Johnson said he expects all of his vendors to show up, but he isn’t sure what the protest will mean for turnout.

“I don’t know if they will be buying from us, or getting in the way,” Johnson said.

In other words, all the vendors will be selling lots of old tomatoes and many thousands of pounds of rancid cheese curds.

The terrible thing about the Fried Cheese Curds plot is that you can’t ban Wisconsin’s most beloved food outside at the State Capitol on a nice spring weekend. It’s just food, jeez Hitler.

Oh hell YEAH there is a side of ranch. Gonna PUNISH these things ... and then buy an extra order for Da Grifta.But anyone who has been repeatedly pelted with day-old fried cheese curds will tell you there’s nothing fun about it. First, they get greasy as H-E-double hockey sticks. And after sitting in the trunk of a car all night, for some reason, they also get kind of hard and rubbery — more than when you eat them, we mean.

It’s a shame this country has turned into such an evil socialist toilet that midwesterners would stoop so low as to stoop down and get a handful of cheese curds and hurl them at Sarah Palin, the Koch Brothers’ latest human prank on Wisconsin. [TPM/Madison.com]

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  • Badonkadonkette

    They're gonna pelt Sarah Palin with cheese? Gouda for them.

    • SayItWithWookies

      No politician stands Emmentaller as when she stoops to blow her masters.

      • Fukui_sanYesOta

        Is this just going to just be a bunch of puns about cheese? Dam

        • poncho_pilot

          a cold brie's a-blowin'.

          • Fukui_sanYesOta

            Feta the devil you know, eh?

          • Badonkadonkette

            Wow, the puns are stilton coming.

          • Fukui_sanYesOta

            I think it's about par, me. Sane the commentariat is not.

          • CliveWarren

            Time to assume the fetal position, rock back and roquefort…

          • SayItWithWookies

            Don't worry — it's always gruyere just before the dawn.

          • poncho_pilot

            quesora, sera. whatever will brie, will brie.

          • SayItWithWookies

            It was chevre thus.

          • poncho_pilot

            fromage comes wisdom.

          • Lionel[redacted]Esq

            I'm sorry, but like the Swiss, I'm neurtral to puns.

          • poncho_pilot

            i guess it's nacho thing, then?

          • moralturpentine

            Is this thread just going to keep on going and going and going? I queso.

          • tessiee

            Until I camenber-it any more?

          • finallyhappy

            I wish I could give more points for this but the system won't let me

          • ChessieNefercat

            I feel bleu, knowing that cheezy dolt will be in spitting distance of my town in Michigan where the teatards are holding their stupid rally on the same day, attended by our state rep and senator, as well as our US rep.

          • OneDollarJuana

            Personally, I love Lou Sarah. Her voice is as soft as Velveeta.

          • poncho_pilot

            that very well could be the käse.

          • Fukui_sanYesOta

            Ah, alternative language puns. That kind of skill can only come from age.

          • poncho_pilot

            casting aspersions on my age? havarti, you knave!

          • poncho_pilot

            i apologize. sometimes i'm quick to anger when i don't read things caerphilly.

          • Limeylizzie

            I hope that particular pun gets you to triple P points, it deserves it

          • greenloner

            kudos for your expertise with umlauts

          • poncho_pilot

            danke. the wages of sin are Catholic High School where i took four years of Deutsche because they didn't have a Latin (lolwut?) class.

    • pinkocommi

      Palin is a scary Munster. And she's quite Emmental. Also.

    • http://wonkette.com smokefilledfetus

      She camembert the words, so she writes them on her hand.

      • moralturpentine

        What Elsie gonna do?

      • Mumbletypeg

        Time to change your name to smokefilledfeta.

    • DaRooster

      Maybe she will fall off of some ricotta old soap box.

    • BerkeleyBear

      Zola would have called her a Gorgon to her face.

    • Grief_Lessons

      Just don't contemplate her Venezuelan Beaver cheese.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Gover Palin was given the choice of cheese curds or a Q&A period. She chose cheese curds.

    • http://wonkette.com smokefilledfetus

      How many cheese curds? All of them, Katie.

      • horsedreamer_1

        She figures she's used to looking at cottage cheese, having seen Bristol's thighs in a bikini on the Heath-Palin Hawai'ian retreats.

    • BosDan

      Only liberals would bring cheese to a gunfight.

  • poncho_pilot

    the size of the teabagger rally will likely Palin comparison to the size of the counter-protest.

  • iburl

    Sorry to go off topic, but did you know hunting supply stores sell Bottled Skunk Scent?
    http://www.cabelas.com/product/Tinks174-10-Skunk-

    Are there any Cabelas in WI?

    • nounverb911

      Where's Prairie du Chien? (Dogville?)

    • Warpde

      Palin better learn how to duck.

    • Negropolis

      Yeah, that is so off topic… :)

    • LocalGirlMakesGoo

      After years of pranking unsuspecting co-workers, I can assure you that bottled Elk urine concentrate will have a much more favourable affect.

      • jus_wonderin

        Can we just skip the middleman and pee directly on her? Unless she likes that sort of thing.

        • LocalGirlMakesGoo

          We'll have to get the 'go-ahead' from Big Elk Urine, but I personally have no problem with that.

    • MonsterAGoGo

      I would think there's a few. Hundred.

  • Radio_Level_7

    Trunk-cured, three day old cheese curds will make her quit half way through her "speech."
    n_i_c, were counting on you.

    • LocalGirlMakesGoo

      "Trunk-cured"…

      BWA Hahahahahahaha! Thank you for that!

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        "Trunk-cured"…
        Radio have you been into the Wahsilly sauce? Your vision of Bible Spice fondue paints quite a picture.

    • http://timothysees.blogspot.com/ natl_indecency_cmdr

      I ain't gettin' that close to that witch. I am more of a mind to ignore the fuck out of her.

  • nounverb911

    "the union people and college kids are going to pelt her with a million pounds of Wisconsin’s famous Fried Cheese Turds"
    Eat cheese and die!

  • Warpde

    Slarah (too Jewish?) can look at it on the bright side. It will cover up all the Kock cum around her mouth.

    • BarryOPotter

      Whoa, Ken told me that was Ranch dressing!

      • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

        That's what I tell everybody.

  • Left_Leftie

    I wonder which one of her baby grizzlies she'll use as a human shield. Piper or Tripp or Trigger ?

    • poncho_pilot

      or Track or Trapper or Prig or Portia or Tripe or Trug or Pillow or Tristan or Popper. i could go on forever.

      • ChessieNefercat

        She sure tried.

      • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

        No way would ol' Word Salad use an actual beautiful name like Portia. But "Porsche-a" is not at all out of the question for Bristol & Sarah's third child.

        • PubOption

          Too much like a rip-off of Mercede Johnston?

        • poncho_pilot

          or Hummer.

    • tessiee

      All of them, Leftie.

  • nounverb911

    "Sarah Palin to Madison, right there at the State Capitol, for an “Americans For Prosperity” rally."
    Is Palin for prosperity or against it?

    • mavenmaven

      She's for prosperity for her rich benefactors. The rest of us can f$%&-off.

      • Fukui_sanYesOta

        That really is pretty much the deal.

        Between the Koch-pumps, the Walker-wanking and, of course, a massive speaking fee for everyone's favorite grifting illiterate, it's patently obvious who the prosperous are intended to be.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      She is for all of the prosperity, nounverb911.

  • http://wonkette.com smokefilledfetus

    I'd like to see a cheese curd get stuck in her Bumpit.

  • CliveWarren

    Walker hasn't gassed the Curds yet? What kind of a dictatorship does he think he is running…

    • DahBoner

      You can't let those curds get a whey…

    • spudgun

      Much upfisting to you for this comment (and a silent pee for your avatar!).

  • Negropolis

    Madison should pass on her ass like a strong bowel movement.

    BTW, Americans for Prosperity had a rally here in Michigan the other day. 400 people turned up. The gathering was so small you almost couldn't make them out on the capitol lawn. Looked like a normal Wednesday afternoon with all of the lobbyist that are wont to hang out around the capitol portico and all.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Statistics are known to have a liberal bias.

      I, for one, know at least half a million turned up for that rally.

      • Graham Cracker

        Faux News estimated the crowd at 2.3 million.

      • Negropolis

        I was surprised and glad for once that all of the dailies in the state covered this accurately, and stopped overestimating their crowd sizes. They even went so far as to remark how much smaller it was than the 5,000-strong union protest the day before. The Tea Party is so last year.

    • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

      Koch Bros. are busing in the teabaggers from area suburbs. It's the "amok world" version of school desegregation.

  • pinkocommi

    "the Koch Brothers are bringing Sarah Palin to Madison, right there at the State Capitol, for an 'Americans For Prosperity FOR THE KOCH BROTHERS: HOBO BEANS FOR EVERYONE ELSE' rally."

    There. Fixed.

  • bumfug

    Compared to what Sarah deserves to be pelted with, cheese curds and old tomatoes are like rose petals.

    • moralturpentine

      Well if, wait which new wingnut governor is this in support of again? Rick Scott Snyder? Now is that they guy who reminds me of the martinet high school principal or the one who reminds me of the guy down the street who's always talking about his rental properties or his ghastly yellow sports car or strippers? Anyway, well if he has is way I'm sure it won't be long until there is plenty of actual shit in the street to throw at the deserving.

    • moralturpentine

      Scott Walker: Returning Ordure to Wisconsin.

    • Negropolis

      Yes, greasy, salty, deep-fried rose petals. Mmmm…."rose petals"…

      Fuck; now I've done gone and made myself hungry.

  • DownFist Troll

    Dear jeebus.

    If you find it in your finite wisdom to use your magical powers to direct a hurled tomato and or rotting hunk of cheese directly into Sarah Lou's open mouth on live TV; I and the rest of the wonketteers, pledge to get drunk that saturday night, in your honor.

    allahu akbar

    • Negropolis

      So let it be written, so let it be done.

      Inshallah

    • bumfug

      Full disclosure – I'm going to get drunk even if they miss. Fuck that – even if they don't even throw anything.

      • kissawookiee

        I'm drunk already.

  • bflrtsplk

    This all sounds pretty cheesy.

    • http://113tidbits.com tonyknuckles

      The planet is dying.

  • poncho_pilot

    i'm not a fan of animal cruelty but this would be better than cheese curds:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8jGqdE2iw

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Ken, Lou Palin is never going to friend you now.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Hmmm… A noisy, chaotic rabble against an elite member of the Conservative ruling class.

    Which group is like the Founders again?

    • Fukui_sanYesOta

      Don't ask Palin; she can't even name the fucking founders.

      When Glenneth Beck picks you up on that, you're in trouble.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Thomas Paine, a common-sense conservative, don't you know, was a devout Christian. So, quite assuredly, the Tea Party are the Patriots.

    • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

      "Which group is like the Founders again? "

      The elite members of the ruling class, unfortunately. But we've all (?) had fun these past 234 years pretending otherwise, now and then ….

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    You know who else got pelted with day old cheese curd?

    • Negropolis

      Santa Claus at a Philadelphia Eagles game?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Miss Muffett?

    • http://assistantatlas.blogspot.com/ assistantatlas

      Pretty sure it was Jesus. When he was carrying that cross that the Roman Jews made him carry through the crowds? Right? Definitely Jesus…

      • Negropolis

        Jesus is always the answer. Apparently, he's also The Word (along with the bird), The Truth(iness), and The (Am)Way.

  • Mumbletycurd

    Indigestion breeds contempt, is how this should play out, if there's any justice in the world.

  • arihaya

    cheese curd would be a better President than Sarah Palin

  • http://www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/cheaphits/reviews cheaphits

    Yeap, after the cross-hairs in Tucson, a few cheese turds are well deserved .

    • kissawookiee

      They're not cheese turds, they're surveyor's pinflags.

  • James Michael Curley

    "I think I saw that face just before they took me in for the operation."
    – Randle McMurphy

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Hey Downfister!

    Merely an observation, but your "friend" BobSalem went from 101p to 88p (haha) thanks in large part to a thousand+ downfists in 24 hours from many readers of Wonkette. No one here had to urge/rally anyone to downfist him. BobSalem's own stupid words did that.

    So, Spanky how does it feel to be as impotent on the web as you are in real life?

    When you show up, you actually make my day because I know that despite how bad I feel about myself or shitty my day at work goes I know that there is someone I can't sink lower than.

    It really does bother you when we make fun of you. I can tell by all the times you change your "screen" name. Yet you don't even have the balls to post a comment. What are you really afraid of? p-scores don't mean shit. It doesn't make anyone's comments any less or more funny or stupid (in the case of many your fellow travelers.) Unless you're so pathetic and insecure that any number is a reflection of… oh yeah. It always come back to the penis. I'm so sorry Tiny… er Spanky.

    • ChessieNefercat

      I believe he himself proudly used "micro", or was that a different drooler?

    • DaSandman

      Hehe MC, remind me not to piss you off.

    • [redacted]hse

      I suspect it's some fat, stupid twat.

    • http://wonkette.com smokefilledfetus

      Yeah–I don't think he realizes that he can change his avatar and username a million times over, but he always remains Spanky2b. No surprise there.

  • widget2011

    "That" must be the "I caught Todd fucking around" face.

    • horsedreamer_1

      How do you know they're not into that, cuckolding (Sarah with Todd's business partner) & such (whatever the reverse is)?

    • hagajim

      I think it might be the Trig shit his pants face.

      • [redacted]hse

        heh
        Triog.
        Legles Triog.
        heh.
        I crack myself up sometimes.

  • finallyhappy

    On game days, I've seen "Bucky Badger fucked your mother" shirts. I'm guessing Bucky wouldn't do Sarah.

    • ThundercatHo

      Bucky's offspring are more intelligent than Trigger, Trapper, Swill and Swallow. At least they know when to stay in their holes.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Badgers can't be choosers. If nothing else, Barry Alvarez &/or his son would take one for the team & lay with Sarah.

  • ThundercatHo

    You know what else goes good with fried cheese curds?

    Beer (bottles)

    • [redacted]hse

      Winchesters.

  • MARCdMan

    Are these actual cheese curds or the cottage cheese she had siphoned off her thighs for the last campaign?

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    I know it's not Wisconsin, but I'll be attending a showing of Atlas Shrugged in Fairfield County, Connecticut this weekend. Oh, I'll be reporting back to Wonkette, believe me. BRING THE CHEESE, JOHN GALT.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Wonkette Field Trip — get Liz Glover to hit up the ACELA to CT & take pictures.

    • El Pinche

      Give it a month, Atlas Shrugged will be on sale for $2.97 next to the Left Behind DVD series at Walmart.

      • horsedreamer_1

        I will proudly display it in my cabinet, between Spice World & Battlefield Earth.

        • El Pinche

          Your trifecta of cinematic fail will now be complete.

        • http://113tidbits.com tonyknuckles

          And what about your boxed set of michelle moore and al gore drivel?

    • mrpuma2u

      Make sure to ask the tea bag/after birther/mouth breathing idiots why they aren't virulent atheists like good ol' Ayn Rand.

  • Beetagger

    Relax… it's not cheese curds… just a yeast infection.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      So that's why Lou Sarah always has that cheesie aura about her.

  • carlgt1

    How can these idiots "Rally for Prosperity" when the prosperity is only for the upper 1%? I guess if they repeat the word "prosperity" enough (as in Michelle Bachmann's infamous way) then prosperity will come true for all Americans? Or just the 1% to pay off enough of the dumb teabaggers so it looks like a "grass roots movement for prosperity?"

    • BaldarTFlagass

      " I guess if they repeat the word "prosperity" enough (as in Michelle Bachmann's infamous way) then prosperity will come true for all Americans? "

      Unfortunately, they are physically unable to click their heels three times, and thus unable to complete the magic mantra.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Sounds like the Alaska Permanent Fund.

  • Jerri

    I don't understand why perfectly good fried cheese curds have to go to waste. The crowd will probably think it's a gift from heaven anyway.

    Maybe instead, the cheese curds could be used to create a Hansel & Gretel-like path to lure them somewhere fun and exciting like a house party where they will, in '80s movie fashion, at first be totally angry, scared, and out of their element, but soon having a blast with all the drunk college kids, everyone will have learned something, and we can put all this ugliness behind us.

    Ask me about my Fred Savage/Judge Reinhold "Vice Versa" model for foreign policy!

    • [redacted]hse

      I say, "Why waste good cheese curds?" Simply eat them the day before the rally, then throw them once they come out.

      • http://wonkette.com Ken Layne

        Remember, patriots, the fried cheese curds must be old and inedible. Please don't waste food — simply collect the unfinished third orders off the various tavern tables in Madison tonight.

        (You'll know when the table is done with the cheese curds when a) the beers are all empty and b) there are a lot of guys throwing up outside in the parking lot before driving home.)

        • Jerri

          As a fried cheese lovin' Wisconsinite, this "unfinished" fried cheese curd concept just doesn't compute.

    • Rotundo_

      Agreed, throwing food, even stale and inedible greasy food at these people will do nothing but encourage them, and then they go use the facilities in Madison and literally clog the entire of Madison's sewer system with gigantic floaters from the literal bowels of Hell. The Teatards will leave, but their leavings will have an impact for some time to come. The state isn't going to come to Madisons rescue anymore either, and that will leave Madison no alternative but to dump their waste into the street drains of all those lovely suburbs of Milwaukee. Smell ya later Waukesha County! This really would not be in the public interest.

      • poncho_pilot

        totally. and i don't think Madison is set up to handle that many RV septic tanks.

    • [redacted]hse

      OK, but only if Freddy Kreuger is there.

  • http://theaccidentalenvironmentalist.blogspot.com TsunamiAli

    OT but downfister knave is into Lou Sarah because all the Palin jokes at the end got downfisted HARD. I am upfisting for prosperity as we speak.

    • 102415

      She starts at the end on purpose. I won't give it page views. Just looking at her profile in your 5 last visited lets you get all the douchy laughs you need. Let her give us the page views and when we see her just give your fellow wonkateers some love.

  • horsedreamer_1

    The question: even as Scooter has claimed he will not be attending*, will tentatively-reselected State Scrote Justice David Prosser be coming? He already appeared at a Teabag event in Wisconsin Dells, & it wasn't held so much against him — why not double-down on the crazy?

    *Scooter, along with the nominally-Democrat Sheriff of Milwaukee County (Clarke), appeared at an early Teabag event, Spring '09, in Veterans Park on Milwaukee's Lakeshore. Scooter cannot run from the fringe, then. (Or, he can try, but he won't succeed.)

  • FraAnima

    Praise cheezus.

    • [redacted]hse

      Holey cheesus, in Switzerland.

  • http://theblueelite.blogspot.com simplyblue7

    Look at that…you can pick up quite a few with one scoop of the hand! Now that's effective.

  • mrpuma2u

    It is a far, far cheddar thing that I do, to pelt the Wasilla grifter with a cheese curd (with a rock inside it) than I have ever done.

  • http://www.myspace.com/downgraderocks cheeze_us

    i will be there, yelling at bible spice. (join me ! c'mon, it'll be fun !)

    but i would not ever throw cheese curds at her…what a waste. empty bottles of Spotted Cow, maybe.

    • mrpuma2u

      What about a crumpled up Point beer can??? Make sure some bystander you "don't know" (nudge nudge, wink wink) gets video.

      • horsedreamer_1

        "A Point well-made"

  • politics_nerd

    Why wont she please just die in jail like all the other good, upstanding, honorable fucktard dipshit republicans?

  • WinterOuthouse

    Cheese curds are for chickenshits. A handful of soft shit would really stick!

    • http://113tidbits.com tonyknuckles

      Are you what you fling?

  • 102415

    Some one call Code Pink. They know what to do. I love the Spring with all the traditional bitch cheese wrestling that you get in our dairy farming communities.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    A trebuchet loaded with 1% cottage cheese would be appropriate for the event No?

  • http://wonkette.com MooseDroppings

    Finally … FDA cheese put to good use.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Interesting that Gawker, of all Media, is stirring up the Palin Birther Movement again, pointing out an Academic's compiled evidence that she ain't Trig's Mom:
    http://gawker.com/#!5791915/did-sarah-palin-carry

    I think this is hilarious, truth or falsity be damned. As long as the Mainstream Media keeps giving exposure to Obama Birthers, Palin Birthers deserve the same exposure. (And my Lord, what if it's actually true?)

  • jonzin

    This cunt gives me a bad case of Koch dick!

  • johnnymeatworth

    Isn't that a Glen Campbell song, "Wasilla Dingbat?"

  • heyderehey

    If anyone ends up going, be nice and buy from the vendors! My aunt and uncle run a cheese curd and bakery stand (perfect for pelting Sarah with, if that's your choice) on the square and I'm sure it's going to be a rough day for them what with the cold and the rallies on top of it.

  • Gopherit

    Can't they just throw bricks instead?

  • sati_demise

    Please reserve a couple of curds for ear plugs once Lou Sarah makes it up to the podium.

  • BZ1

    “Sarah Palin is a name to conjure with,” that is apt…

  • P8triot

    Ken,

    Do you recommend any particular whine to go with that cheese? The usual? Or do you have a featured whine in this case?

    • tessiee

      Her voice?

  • MilwaukeeKent

    Cue the palm trees, Fox goes where Palin goes. You know, no one's actually succeeded in tipping over her tour bus yet…Counter-productive? Sure. Likely to alienate people more than endear them to the cause? Of course. Satisfying as hell? You betcha!
    See some of you there, but I'm keeping myself the hell away from her bus. Tip to Palin security: smuggle her out in a garbage dumpster and one of those trucks.

  • Isyaignert

    The Koch brothers are EXACTLY like the notorious Duke brothers in "Trading Places" and I hope to hell that the Kock's greed has the same outcome as it did for the Dukes.

  • CookiE_MonstA

    Madison is a real Liberal bastion, unlike much of the rest of the state. This should be good, real good.

  • philipjames

    so Ken Layne is a jerk off… good to know. does he wear panties when he does it in front of his computer watching George Stephanopoulos or Chris Matthews…. which leg does the "tingle" run down? left or right?
    Cheese curds? aren't those the things that come out of Ken Layne's butt hole?

  • fuflans

    that is not a pretty face.

  • hunrodr

    wow…..you lefties are clever,,,,you're nothing but internet thugs and crowd-bullies….get a job and pay some bills…then let's talk

    • q_tion_evrythng

      I'm bored, so thought I'd reply. Mr. or Ms. hunrodr–Thank you for your sincere compliment. Glad to be told that as a leftie I am clever. It takes an educated mind, a sense of humor, coupled with an ability to laugh at oneself to be clever. As for being an internet thug–please explain. Crowd bully, depends on your interpretation. For another example of crowdbully, go to the conservatives4palin website, for an example of crowdbullies. At least Wonkette publishes your comments. conservatives4palin deletes comments if they do not present Palin in a positive light. Have a job, pay my bills on time, and have a credit rating that would make lots of folks cry with envy. Ready to talk. I'll check back for your reply if I'm still bored. My best.

  • q_tion_evrythng

    Cheese curds, moose turds, or a combination thereof. Now, there's a smellovisual worthy of the stink we've had to put up with from Palin's oral cavities over the past 2 plus years!

  • rocktonsam

    While in Madison, $arah should go to State Street. Stop by to a Room Of Ones Own,buy a book, say howdy and see what real Merkia looks like.

  • CessnaDriver

    Hate to tell everyone, but the fried cheese curds at the Minnesota State Fair are terrific.

    I don't what they are like when made with that barf the 'sconnies call "cheese".

  • tessiee

    "Hey, cheese fuck!!"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyT94FvvIQc

    Definitely NSFW, but one of the Sopranos' funniest scenes.

  • abelilnkinverb

    As a sconie I would never waste cheese curbs on Palin. They are reserved for some ranch followed by a nice lager.