SO GOOD AT WINNING THESE TASKS  3:44 pm April 14, 2011

Donald Trump: ‘I’ve Always Had a Great Relationship With the Blacks’

by Jack Stuef

Jesusy!At the rate Donald Trump is scooping up key parts of the Republican base the real candidates are too afraid to be seen courting, his fake candidacy will have officially have won the real campaign in only a week or two. Who’s he going after now? Racists. “I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks. But unfortunately, it seems that, you know, the numbers you cite are very, very frightening numbers,” he told a radio interviewer when asked about Obama’s support among African Americans. He loses points for saying he has a “good relationship” with “the blacks,” but he definitely makes up for it by using the term “the blacks” and saying they only support Obama because he’s black.

Trump said the numbers were troubling and pointed to Hillary Clinton as proof that he probably won’t get the kind of support among African-Americans that he deserves.

“I tell it like it is,” Trump said. “[Y]ou’ll hear a political reporter go on and say it had nothing to do with race. But how come she had such a tiny piece of the vote? And you know, it’s a very sad thing.” [...]

Dicker said, somewhat rhetorically, that votes should always be based on merit, not on race.

“If that were the case, why did Hillary Clinton do so poorly?” Turmp asked.

Yeah, how dare black people not support Hillary Clinton? How sad. Just when you think white people will have the chance to win the presidency, black people close the door once again. When will a white guy like Trump ever be allowed success at anything?

Of course, Clinton did have a whole lot of support from African Americans, especially older voters. But obviously they should listen to Trump and evenly split their votes in any given election between the guy they think they agree with and, say, a man who refers to them as “the blacks.” [NY Observer via Wonkette operative "Brandy C."]

 
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jdoleman April 14, 2011 at 3:46 pm

"“I have a great relationship with the blacks."

Now that is the sort of post-racial thinking this nation needs!

LocalGirlMakesGoo April 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Trump for President of South Africa!

natoslug April 14, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Some of my best hookers are black!

Nothingisamiss April 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

ftw!

SilverTsunami April 14, 2011 at 7:07 pm

The Blacks live down the street from me. The son drives an SUV, but aside from that, they're fine people. I have a great relationship with them.

HistoriCat April 14, 2011 at 8:30 pm

Even Rebecca? Fucking "Friday" earworm …

Dudleydidwrong April 14, 2011 at 8:18 pm

Trump: The Fart of The Schlemiel

GuanoFaucet April 14, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Trump also has a good relationship with the 'tards, it seems, given how much the teabaggers like him.

glamourdammerung April 14, 2011 at 5:41 pm

They prefer "Retard-Americans".

Rarian Rakista April 14, 2011 at 8:28 pm

A group of them is called a Trig.

glamourdammerung April 14, 2011 at 9:32 pm

I thought they preferred a "man date" since they keep insisting they have one somewhere.

Barbara_i April 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Trump is incapable of great relationships. I remember the news of the ski trip where Donald's current wife, Ivana first got to meet his mistress*, goldigger, Moola (typo) "Marla" Maples. Wearing identical ski suits, purchased by Donald, the catfight led to hissing and throwing snowballs at each other.

Donnie, you don't invite your wife and your lover on the same trip and dress them alike. Women tend to notice these things because we don't think with our "dumb-stick" the way that some men do.

* "mistress" is something between a "mister" and a "mattress"

BarackMyWorld April 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Please tell me this is a true story.

Barbara_i April 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Preferred Customer April 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Well, it's truthy, at least.

Swampgas_Man April 14, 2011 at 3:55 pm

This is what I don't understand — given all the dirt on Donald Muck, how in dear Gawd's name does anyone w/ the IQ of a stool sample support him? Or is it that only the Donald believes this shit and the press just follows him like sheep?

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Years of "Inside Hollywood Entertainment Today, Tonight and Tomorrow" played 24/7 and reality television programming where we can watch cat fights and child exploitation any time our hearts desire have made Donald's behavior seem rather normal to anyone under the age of 70. Americans ceased to be offended by gauche sugar daddies and the trollops who love them years ago. Personally, I'm voting for Flavor Flav. He has TIME for America!

emmelemm April 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm

And, Flava has a good relationship with the blacks.

BlueMonkeh April 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm

A++++++

would buy from again

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 7:42 pm

Flav gets along well with giant boobs of any color. Literally and figuratively.

tessiee April 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm

I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

OzoneTom April 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Nominated for best line since "farting through silk."

AJW@[redacted] April 14, 2011 at 7:14 pm

Which is why I've never committed holy matricide…

CliveWarren April 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

You know who else had a great relationship with the Blacks? Yeah, Larry David…

DahBoner April 14, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Amos and Andy?

I forgot which one was black…

Nothingisamiss April 14, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Post racial right there.

finallyhappy April 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm

neither

GOPCrusher April 14, 2011 at 5:53 pm

F.W. de Klerk?

Angry_Marmot April 14, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Conrad Black?

joobajooba April 15, 2011 at 7:30 am

MIchael Richards

jus_wonderin April 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

(“If that were the case, why did Hillary Clinton do so poorly?” Turmp asked.)

I love Hillary but she didn't run a good race. I was all for The Hill.

738838 April 14, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Oh, you're the one.

BarackMyWorld April 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Turmp!

(Just in time to cancel out Downy McFisterton, too!)

sezme April 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Turnip!

facehead April 14, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Now he's sure to get all those votes from the Uncle Tom's Cabin Republicans.

Limeylizzie April 14, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Win

pukebot April 14, 2011 at 3:48 pm

face transplant FAIL!

anniegetyerfun April 14, 2011 at 7:05 pm

That's actually his "O" face.

sezme April 14, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Perhaps he does not have such a great relationship with the blacks. But he does have an unquestionably wonderful relationship with the mutant-albino, dead-squirrel toupee society.

trondant April 14, 2011 at 8:19 pm

Population: 1

KenLayIsAlive April 15, 2011 at 12:24 am

Rand Paul's membership pending.

DystopiaLite April 14, 2011 at 8:40 pm

…and Rand Paul is seething with envy over it

EdFlintstone April 14, 2011 at 3:48 pm

I've never had a good relationship with "the douches".

edgydrifter April 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Black solidarity–it's why Alan Keyes is an unstoppable political force.

chicken_thief April 14, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Did wonders for good ol' Jesse's White House run, too, didn't it.

BarackMyWorld April 14, 2011 at 5:29 pm

And Michael Steele.

arihaya April 14, 2011 at 7:13 pm

and that's why Herman Cain is the leading GOP candidate

aguacatero April 14, 2011 at 3:50 pm

And, reciprocally, the blacks have a good relationship with the wood-grain scalp tattoos.

SorosBot April 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

He can prove his good relationship with the blacks by picking Omarosa as his running mate.

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Gosh, if "the blacks" are as tiny-minded and spiteful as Trump says, I can see why he has a great relationship with them.

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] April 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Trump's right, this sort of bigotry is sadly all too common. People are just unwilling to vote for candidates that are outside their particular ingroup. Take all the Christians who won't consider voting for Romney because of his Mormonism, for instance, or all the human beings that wouldn't vote for Sarah Palin.

sezme April 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Heh, I see what you did there!

Goonemeritus April 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Or all the Squirrel feeders that won’t vote for Huckabee

arihaya April 14, 2011 at 6:49 pm

and all the honest, loving, faithful husbands and wives that will never even considering a vote for Gingrich

Rarian Rakista April 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm

I did not know the denizens of Imaginationland could vote.

DownFist Troll April 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

I don't hate the [_____]s! I love the [_____]s! Some of my best friends are [_____]s, and we get along great.

Bonzos_Bed_Time April 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Racist ad libs are the best!

DownFist Troll April 14, 2011 at 4:13 pm

let's not forget:

"I'm sorry people got angry over the things i may or may not have said"
And
"Being in a position of power made me screw my secretary"

nounverb911 April 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

"Donald Trump: Ive Always Had a Great Relationship With the Blacks"
Conrad, jack or Lewis?

riverside68 April 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Lewis is total fan and supporter, Conrad probably not so much.
Jack wants to know if there is anything in it for him, 'cause if there is, he be cool.

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 14, 2011 at 9:14 pm

Rebecca. Partyin' partyin'.

Barbara_i April 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Downfister damage control on the way.

GuanoFaucet April 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

I was born a poor black child.

genxr April 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm

The one day, I finally found music I can dance to.

jus_wonderin April 14, 2011 at 4:21 pm

The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!

VinnyThePooh April 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm

"He hates these cans!"

Oldskool_ April 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

I have a bad relationship with the riches.

sezme April 14, 2011 at 3:55 pm

I wish I could do more than rescue your comment from the trollfister. +100

memzilla April 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Whenever you use a phrase like "the blacks" or "the Asians" or "the whites" to say you have a great relationship with them… you don't.

OC_No Soaps!!_Serf April 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm

..like apologizing with the conditional "if anybody was offended"

Texan_Bulldog April 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm

What about the Orientals? They need love too.

nounverb911 April 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Rupert Murdoch and his anchor babies are taking care of that for him.

AutomaticPilot April 14, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Um, I think the fancy "politically correct" term is Chinamen. (And it covers all the orientals.)

MaxUdargo April 14, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Anyway, the Chinaman is not the issue here. Donny is out of his element!

Angry_Marmot April 14, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads.

AutomaticPilot April 14, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Oops, sorry – left off the sarcasm tag…

Texan_Bulldog April 14, 2011 at 8:06 pm

I knew what you meant, AP.

MaxUdargo April 15, 2011 at 12:47 am

I thought we were just riffin' but I guess I'm the asshole.

trondant April 14, 2011 at 11:04 pm

A Chinaman peed on Donald's rug?

Doktor Zoom April 14, 2011 at 11:23 pm

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

DahBoner April 14, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Trump once stayed at a hotel in Chinatown with his mistress, and ordered out for some Caucasian food….

trondant April 14, 2011 at 8:22 pm

What, their rice wasn't white enough?

OhNoGuy April 14, 2011 at 9:28 pm

Wonder bread with mayo. To go.

tessiee April 15, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Velveeta on Wonder Bread and a diet Dr. Pepper.

[actual lunch of former co-worker]

arihaya April 14, 2011 at 6:53 pm

what about "the Black Orientals" ??? (i.e: Tamils)

finallyhappy April 14, 2011 at 7:39 pm

According to one of my Chinese friends(some of my best friends are not Chinese but I do have a few), Orientals are rugs.

zhubajie April 14, 2011 at 8:19 pm

I can assure you that in the People's Republic of China, no one give's a rat's ass. Businesses labelled "Oriental" something or other are legion.

MaxUdargo April 15, 2011 at 12:54 am

Goddamn it. You're just taunting all of us Big Lebowski fans at this point, aren't you?

I'm too drunk to accept the challenge. Something about micturating. And railroads.

unclejeems April 15, 2011 at 1:12 am

Donald Trump / Downfist Troll 2012!

backbaconzgood April 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Does ripping them off then, gutting and destoring thier neighborhood identity, and putting up gaudy homogeneous apartments count as "Great relationship with the blacks" now? Huh, who'd a thunk it.

anniegetyerfun April 14, 2011 at 5:27 pm

What IS it with YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Oblios_Cap April 14, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Thank God this is a classless society.

OhNoGuy April 14, 2011 at 9:30 pm

If The Donald becomes Preznit, then you can be sure we have no class. Which is kinda like your "classless" society.

unclejeems April 15, 2011 at 1:14 am

If DT becomes president, class is out for good.

OC_No Soaps!!_Serf April 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Name one close black friend…

Bonzos_Bed_Time April 14, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Sammy Davis Jr.

guangho April 14, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr., my seeing eye bitch. He wasn't a Jew, he was an American Negro.

nounverb911 April 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Al Sharpton, but only when T. Rump needs a favor with an "Urban Renewal" project.

kissawookiee April 14, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Clayton Bigsby.

Beowoof April 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Get me the list of the guys who work tending to my skull merkins, they are black right?

GOPCrusher April 14, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Uncle Ben

DashboardTrombone April 14, 2011 at 6:19 pm

What's white and crawls into your crotch?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Angry_Marmot April 14, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Freud described this case as Uncle Ben's Inverted Rice.

OhNoGuy April 14, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Done in a minute!

arihaya April 14, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Charles Rangel ,,, he is his comrade-in-crooks and a donation recipient

neiltheblaze April 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Erkel. He calls him "sonny".

ttommyunger April 15, 2011 at 10:47 am

I'll go farther: name one friend…

Weenus299 April 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm

He's got to be doing this whole campaign thing as a joke.
Trump-Sheen '12

Beowoof April 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm

A coke head like Charlie would be less apt to do the damage Trump would.

trondant April 14, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Before the Idiot-Prince, I might have agreed with you.

MaxUdargo April 14, 2011 at 5:52 pm

I think the words you were looking for were "publicity stunt."

BlueMonkeh April 14, 2011 at 5:57 pm

running for the GOP nomination is the hottest new career opportunity (see: newt, snowbilly, et al) – latest and greatest wingnut welfare scheme

and those dead rats he glues to his head probably don't come cheap (they just look that way)

BarackMyWorld April 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm

I'm glad with Beck going away (somewhat), Trump is here to pick up the stupid slack.

occams8ball April 14, 2011 at 4:00 pm

"you know, the numbers you cite are very, very frightening numbers,” he told a radio interviewer ….not safe to go there alone, especially at night.

riverside68 April 14, 2011 at 4:03 pm

They listen to me for hours, agree with everything I say and never argue with or interrupt me. They are very classy people, we need more of them.

OhNoGuy April 14, 2011 at 9:13 pm

They are people who have learned to sleep with their eyes open.

SorosBot April 14, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Money.

DownFist Troll April 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

And meth. A great deal of it I imagine.

Geminisunmars April 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm

No, not meth. Something more in the sedative vein, or ruffies.

BlueMonkeh April 14, 2011 at 5:59 pm

valium and money

lots and lots of both

OzoneTom April 14, 2011 at 4:04 pm

"I'm not a crook … I'm ambitious
… play our anniversary …and stay off the black."

Monsieur_Grumpe April 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Trump. A real man of the people.*

*White, rich, male, obnoxious, slow, vain, inherited wealth, first name Donald, last name Trump.

mereoblivion April 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Currently he has a good relationship with the Polls, too.

Rosie_Scenario April 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Anybody remember when Ross Perot gave a speech to the NAACP, during one of his ill-fated presidential campaigns, and called them "you people?" Good times.

BlueMonkeh April 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm

20 years ago, some old white, rich cracker making the comment was not quite as surprising as it should be today (but is not)

tessiee April 15, 2011 at 1:58 pm

As I recall the story, one of Perot's publicity team decided that sending him to the NAACP function would counteract the perception that the Texas billionaire wasn't attuned to the concerns of minorities and the underprivileged.

At one point, Perot looked around the room and said something like [you have to imagine it in his voice and accent, too]: "By golly, you people are all right!"

This was followed by a stunned silence in the room and Jesse Jackson shaking his head and pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperated disbelief.

aguacatero April 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Tony Clifton for President!

4tehlulz_lite April 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Oddly enough, he might have been talking about these Blacks, not THE BLACKS.

tTRUMP SET TO TAKE STAND ON BLACK'S BEHALF

DaSandman April 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm

There is great rejoicing down in the Negro part of town this evening…

OzoneTom April 14, 2011 at 4:21 pm

They'll be having a regular Darktown Strutters' Ball.

weejee April 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm

wee can hear them singing out the window

♪♫ R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Trump has no clue as you can see ♫♪

nounverb911 April 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Quarters? Wow, John D. Rockefeller only tipped dimes.

riverside68 April 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Hey dimes in John D.'s day where like $10 bills today.
There is not one single thing The Donald does right.

genxr April 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm

I want to be PC. What's a you people word for you people?

metamarcisf April 14, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Tio Taco.

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 7:46 pm

In Pittsburgh they would say, "Yunz Richie Riches."

Negropolis April 14, 2011 at 10:46 pm

What's the difference between yunz and yinz? And, don't you dare tell me "just a vowel."

Jukesgrrl April 15, 2011 at 11:53 pm

OK, you asked: In Pgh, you'll see it spelled either way. I choose "yunz" because to my ear, that's how it sounds spoken by people in the city. You hear the pinched, nasal "yinz" more commonly in the Monongahela Valley towns south of the city (which are actually quite near West Virginia). Classic Pittsburghese was heavily influenced by the pronunciation of immigrants from Germany (e.g., saying "haus" for "house" — the most obvious tell of a Pittsburgher) and Ireland (calling your "Mom" "Mum," for instance, and ending sentences on a strong upswing, almost as definitely as Valley Girls do). To hear a Pgh accent in your head, think about that asshole Dennis Miller. His SNL signature line, "I'm ahta here," is Pittsburgh at its most extreme. Another famous instance of Pittsburgh slang, on the order of yunz, is adding "'n 'at" at the ends of sentences to indicate "etc." As in, "The wedding buffet had yer rigatoni, yer stuffed cabbage, 'n 'at."

Negropolis April 16, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Thanks!

OhNoGuy April 14, 2011 at 9:15 pm

How about
"Yo, fuckers."

Jukesgrrl April 15, 2011 at 11:41 pm

That works, too.

Jerri April 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Gah! Just got finished saying on the other Trump thread that his lips always look like a dried up asshole, and now this horrible picture just makes the point all to real.

I hope he talks soon about how he has a great relationship with Latinos because he always gives the help a Christmas card, and is sometimes nice to the brown fella who drives his car. Also he's great with broads. Loves the broads!

emmelemm April 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm

"Mexican food is delicious!"

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 7:52 pm

"Although I don't like that cilantro stuff. The Jews use parsley. That's better."

neiltheblaze April 14, 2011 at 8:00 pm

He has a great relationship with the Latinos on accounta how much he loves Adobo seasoning.

GeneralLerong April 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Uh oh, watch out, $arah "Bullseye" Palin won't stand for being usurped by Turnip in The Lamestream Media she courts so assiduously.

She's no doubt right now lookin' for someone to blame so she can play the victim for something or other. Brings in the cash, doncha know.

prommie April 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm

The Joe McGinnis book should be coming out soon! That will be fun.

mereoblivion April 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm

Where in blazes IS the lady lately? Startin' to skeer me. D'you think she finally got it that there's such a thing as overexposure, even for a shameless hussy such as she?

Pragmatist2 April 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm

Sarah Who?

randcoolcatdaddy April 14, 2011 at 4:13 pm

I'm sure he has a wonderful relationship with railroad porters and shoeshine boys…

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 4:14 pm

"Without them I couldn't put my pants on one leg at a time, a key element in my being a man of the people."

DerrickWildcat April 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm

The Blacks totally like me.

MistaEko April 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm

This is absolutely true. Black person Barack Obama is happy to have him around.

DahBoner April 14, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Exactly!

Trump is Barry's less attractive Wingman

timbo71351 April 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm

This braying jackass is going to end up blowing up his TV show, thanks to making dumb statements like this and hanging out with those idiotic, racist birthers. Wait 'till advertisers and any black person who isn't Alan Keys starts running from him. Someone close to him needs to tell him to STFU.

mrpuma2u April 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Nah he is surrounded by yes men and yes bimbos, no one near him has the balls to stand up to him. He gets all his employees f from the "Sycophants 'r us" staffing agency

trondant April 14, 2011 at 8:30 pm

Oh Hell no! Don't spoil our fun!

Dudleydidwrong April 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm

1. No one can tell The Trump anything–he knows it all.
2. Self destruction is a wonderful thing to behold, sometimes. This is one of those times. Keep goin', Donald baby!

Ralph_Wiggum April 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I didn't realize Trump was old enough to start putting gratuitous articles in his speech. Usually it's only old guys at the gym who say things like 'The wife's got me on the oatmeal to control the diabetes' . How is is he, anyway?

HedonismBot April 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I love how the wingers have elevated former worst enemy Hillary Clinton to sainthood ever since the Kenyan came along. Does this mean Republicans will support her campaign in 2016?

jus_wonderin April 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm

I do hope she will run then. I want her in the WH in a bad way.

HedonismBot April 14, 2011 at 4:37 pm

I was against her in 2008, I guess mostly because I was profoundly uncomfortable with the whole Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton idea. But, if she would show more liberal spine than Obama has, I'm all for her. Hell, if she promises to personally kick John Boehner, Paul Ryan and the Kock brothers in the teeth, I might even donate.
Funny, though. For Republicans and proto-teabaggers, this woman was Satan incarnate until, oh, about the time it became apparent Obama had sewn up the 2008 primaries.

mereoblivion April 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

It's easy to imagine that she might despise us a little less than Barry gives every sign of doing, but then it's easy to imagine a lot of nice things about the one who lost.

4TheTurnstiles April 14, 2011 at 4:26 pm

RENT TOO DAMN HIGH

poncho_pilot April 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Doland Turmp: and the colored girls sing, "do-do-do. do. do-do-do-do. do. do. do. do-do-do. do."

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 7:55 pm

On behalf of Lou, I upfist you.

neiltheblaze April 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm

I hear a sentence like that and I realize the '50's never really stopped for some folks.

OzoneTom April 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm

And there are others that never got there.

Unless you mean the 1850's.

DrunkIrishman April 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Of course Donald has a good relationship with the blacks. Who else is he going to get to work the valet at his hotels?

hagajim April 14, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Trump has a great relationship with "the blacks"….mine is a great relationship with "my navel". Next thing you know Donny will be raving about his relationship with "the poors".

Gopherit April 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Of course he thinks he has a great relationship with blacks. He always tips his porters and shine boys well.

chascates April 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm

No doubt the many photos behind him show the blacks he has had great relationships with.

arihaya April 14, 2011 at 4:36 pm

this idiot might not understand that African Americans have lean Democrats since New Deal and Civil Right Act

KeepFnThatChicken April 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm

He looks as if he's about to receive a 96 GGG.

Doktor Zoom April 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm

I've always had a good relationship with the definite articles, myself.

Honestly, when Anglo community college students in Idaho say "the blacks," I just sigh inwardly and then patiently explain why We Don't Say That. When a national figure who should know better pulls it, I get the anger.

bebopluvr April 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm

I've seen a few different figures, but these are close enough to get the point:
Gore Got 95 percent of the black vote, Kerry 93 percent, Obama 96%.
Yeah, "the Donald"–that's an obvious avalanche of votes for someone based on their race alone. Do we have to be subjected to this race-baiting, birther piece of shit?

CrunchyKnee April 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm

He does have a great relationship with the olds though.

WinterOuthouse April 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I know 'the black' I adore his comedy routine. Sometimes people say Jack is crude and angry, but I like the black.

finallyhappy April 14, 2011 at 7:41 pm

I think you mean Lewis- but I could be wrong.

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 8:01 pm

He has a younger cousin named Jack. Starred in School of Rock among other things. Was brilliant in the John Cusack film High Fidelity. Is one half of the rock due Tenacious D.

prommie April 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm

How does he do with the hebes, dagos, and polacks?

trondant April 14, 2011 at 8:54 pm

"They all think he's a righteous dude."

WinterOuthouse April 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

My cousin had surgery and now, during the healing, his reason for living is vertically half black and half white. I have a black right there on my family tree. Top that bitches!

Sassomatic April 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

But what about the broads? Can he get the broad vote, like Hillary?

prommie April 14, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Otis is my man. He loves me!

tessiee April 15, 2011 at 2:06 pm

"Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!"

tcaalaw April 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Given that both of Trump's birth certificates are pretty clear that he was born in Jamaica, it makes sense that he would have good relations with the African-American community.

Limeylizzie April 14, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Power, money, and a poor self-image I would imagine.

DemmeFatale April 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm

All hail the Wonkette War-Blog!!

I love the smell of the Donald's hair burning in the morning!

(Hands off Hillary, you creep!)

VinnyThePooh April 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm

How does your foot taste, Don?

Andrew Drinker April 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Um, Donald? I think Geraldine Ferraro is channeling thoughts into your brain via that strange hairy paranormal communicator on your head.

DerrickWildcat April 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Those numbers should be even more frightening to Trump seeing that Blacks vote 90% Dem…no matter what the Candidates color is.

bebopluvr April 14, 2011 at 5:27 pm

And they should vote for Republicans because?

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 8:03 pm

May the p shower down on you.

LocalGirlMakesGoo April 14, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Whore diamonds! Bloody bloody whore diamonds!

AKbum April 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Some of my best friends are "the blacks." I just can't figure out why they keep kicking my ass.

BklynIlluminati April 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm

this SOB has gone and done lost his MF'ing mind. It's getting to the point where he is stone cold crazy and always has been and its coming out now, or this the greatest in-joke between him and Charlie Sheen

__kth__ April 14, 2011 at 5:06 pm

No Republicans get black votes, this is srsly Trump dog-whistling to the bigots. "They are all in the ACORN, who tells them who to vote for".

Beowoof April 14, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Has anyone discussed Donald's being loved by the blacks with Bill Cosby? (who by the way is a self made black billionaire, who actually had to go out and do shit to make his money, unlike Donald, whose Daddy left him a big pile to get started).

BZ1 April 14, 2011 at 5:08 pm

The Donald has hardly a relationship with reality, never mind with various disaffected groups…

Poindexter718 April 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

…and done lots of business with the yellows. Just don't get me started on the browns.

UpFistTroll April 14, 2011 at 5:32 pm

This is entirely OT, but I have a Greasemonkey script that will now expand all the threads on a page and upfist every comment that hasn't been voted on yet. Soon it will include:
- The ability to run and refresh the page automatically
- The ability to downfist certain usernames instead
- The ability to do one of the following to troll posts: white them out, replace all but the first letter of each word with "urrrrr," replace post contents with the output of a Markov Chain generator fed quotes from Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum, et al.

I will be more than happy to make this available to anybody who wants it when it is complete.

Chet Kincaid April 14, 2011 at 5:36 pm

And thus you have become your enemy!

MittsHairHelmet April 14, 2011 at 6:28 pm

I don't care about anything else but I need that Bachmann Santorum et al quote generator that is internet gold

UpFistTroll April 14, 2011 at 6:50 pm

It will take a little bit; that's one of the latter features. Right now I have to work on script automation, as right now it has to be clicked manually to run, and that just won't fly against the twenty-four-hour downfister script that the trolls are running. setTimeout() isn't sufficient because IntenseDebate uses that for its own purposes, so I'll need to come up with another option…

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm

UFT, you're my hero.

not that Dewey April 14, 2011 at 11:24 pm

This is good news for Markoff Chaney.

I can haz script?

Chet Kincaid April 14, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Trump and George Allen will be on SNL this week with George Wendt and the Superfans extolling the physical and athletic virtues of "Da Blackss!"

GregComlish April 14, 2011 at 5:36 pm

He probably could have gotten away with using the term "Black Americans" if weren't subsequently making some ludicrous claim that he has always had a great relationship with an entire race of people.

x111e7thst April 14, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Some of my best friends are black, others are gay and the rest are fetuses.

trumpbly_joe April 14, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Some of my best friends are black, [...] and the rest are fetuses babbies.

FTFYS

GOPCrusher April 14, 2011 at 5:48 pm

I'm disappointed that The Donald didn't throw out something like "Democratic plantation" or "Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republiklan", because after all the birther garbage that he's been tossing around, he might as well go Full Retard.
And yet he still wouldn't reach the Santorum on the Crazy Meter.

mourningnmerica April 14, 2011 at 6:31 pm

You know The Mendoza Line in baseball? Well after this latest, in politics it will be known as The Santorum Line.

Pragmatist2 April 14, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Trump is actually part Black.
It is his soul, I believe.

OhNoGuy April 14, 2011 at 9:53 pm

That or his tiny, little heart

Fox n Fiends April 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm

That dude is a LOCK to win the nomination.

fuflans April 14, 2011 at 5:53 pm

man he is just gross.

i got nothing else. that picture stopped me cold.

emmelemm April 14, 2011 at 5:58 pm

I mean, Troll is in your NAME, FFS!

(P.S. – Awesome work!)

BarackMyWorld April 14, 2011 at 6:01 pm
mourningnmerica April 14, 2011 at 6:22 pm

"But I draw the line at letting them play quarterback."

MittsHairHelmet April 14, 2011 at 6:23 pm

"He loses points for saying he has a “good relationship” with “the blacks,” but he definitely makes up for it by using the term “the blacks” and saying they only support Obama because he’s black."

LOL

MinAgain April 14, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Next up, Trump announces that he has a great relationship with "the ladies".

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 8:10 pm

No, I think he calls us all bitches unless we're doing something for him, in which case we're "great broads."

Or, as someone called me on another site recently, "Jerksgrrl."

mourningnmerica April 14, 2011 at 6:28 pm

The Art of the Fail.

Fukui_sanYesOta April 14, 2011 at 9:17 pm

How to have no friends and alienate entire racial groups.

Gleem_McShineys April 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm

I too have a good relationship with the blacks! They are always tasteful and versatile!
The bright colors, though, I don't do so well with those.

SpeedoFart April 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm

“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Whatever, grandpa.

Radio_Level_7 April 14, 2011 at 7:43 pm

My grandpa calls them the "coloreds". But, he has always great relationship with them.

Redhead April 14, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Who's Turmp?

And many black people don't vote for conservatives because for years and years, to the present day, conservatives tried to fuck them over six ways to Sunday. Unlike poor redneck whites, who keep voting for the same politicians who have screwed them over, six ways to Sunday, for about as long. (But don't tell a redneck he's dumber than a black person – dem's shootin words in Redneck land! Once he catches you on his scooter.)

DemmeFatale April 14, 2011 at 8:51 pm

I once worked for a black congressional candidate who just shook his head sadly and sighed wearily at the idea of a black Republican.

emmelemm April 14, 2011 at 9:22 pm

My best friend's grandfather was a black Republican political critter. He had photos of himself with Bush the Senior hanging in his office (he had been some sort of low-level advisor/appointee or something in the first Bush administration).

It is a complete and total mystery, but it happens. See also: Condoleeza Rice.

Angry_Marmot April 14, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Here's hoping his stool sample turns black.

Walkinwiddaking April 14, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Only in America can a dickwad with this much crass get so much ink.

Walkinwiddaking April 14, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Well..maybe Putin.

widget2011 April 14, 2011 at 7:48 pm

Elvis Presley?

Doktor Zoom April 14, 2011 at 7:58 pm

So maybe Donnie* was thinking of Lewis Black, who recently endorsed Trump as the best candidate to lead America toward its destiny as a third-world dictatorship.

*who really does need to shut the fuck up; he's out of his element!

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 8:02 pm

And if they actually voted, it would be in New York, not New Jersey.

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Yes, because those same numbers make people like me want rip that weasel off your head and make you eat it raw.

Beetagger April 14, 2011 at 8:20 pm

It's obvious to me that penis size determines who gets elected. Hillary was a tad under-endowed.

Geminisunmars April 14, 2011 at 9:31 pm

But better than some. And probably better than the Dondildonaldo.

LetUsBray April 14, 2011 at 8:44 pm

The harshest thing I'm willing to say about the prez we have is that he's pretty much the president I expected Hillary to be be.

Fuck Toad April 14, 2011 at 10:23 pm

I have the best relationships. I'm the best at making friends. I'm best friends with the blacks. I'm good at blacks. I'd be the best President. I'll make a lot of money as President. I know how to make deals. I can make deals with the blacks.

Good at blacks, best President.

Negropolis April 14, 2011 at 11:02 pm

Borat, that you?

Doktor Zoom April 14, 2011 at 11:23 pm

And an excellent driver. Yeah.

Negropolis April 14, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Is he talking about the New Zealand national rugby team, the All Blacks? Because, as a card-carrying lifetime member of the regular old "The Blacks", we don't know The Donald, let alone have a good relationship with him.

What decade are we in, again? "the blacks"? Really?

Yo, Donald. Imma let you finish, but Archie Bunker called; he wants his folksy racism back cause he had the best folksy racism ever.

emmelemm April 15, 2011 at 12:19 am

I'm following you now, because "best folksy racism EVER" in the phrase of the week.

Negropolis April 15, 2011 at 2:50 am

Thank you, merci, and gracias.

El Pinche April 14, 2011 at 10:25 pm

What? This Trump thread is still here? I thought it went bankrupt five hours ago.

Radio_Level_7 April 14, 2011 at 10:48 pm

Yeah, I'm looking for some new, hot young "thread."
Preferably, a whitebread thread, not that we have anything against Blacks or anything.

Negropolis April 14, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Totally off topic, but 5,000 union protestors showed up at the Michigan State Capitol, yesterday. Guess how many tea partiers showed up, today? About 400. Suck it, scooteratti.

DarwinianDemon April 14, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Not fair, there was a slight incline to get there and have you SEEN electricity prices lately?

Negropolis April 14, 2011 at 10:50 pm

A $100 million, that's what.

DarwinianDemon April 14, 2011 at 10:50 pm

See, he's thinking he's got himself three solid voting blocks there: PUMAs, Racists and Birthers, but there is a lot of overlap in that territory.

Negropolis April 14, 2011 at 11:00 pm

WIN

The only people important to Trump are people he can manipulate. His wives and children included.

BarackMyWorld April 14, 2011 at 11:35 pm

Maybe he doesn't need the blacks. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Warpde April 15, 2011 at 1:46 am

‘I’ve Always Had a Great Relationship With the Blacks. They work cheap and say "Yes Boss but please don't go a wipi'n me again." Ha,Ha, Ha..those funny colored folk.'

Your a "AAA" Asshole Trump.

PS (Piece of Shit) Lose the Orange shag rug, it went out in the eighties.

freddymcmurray April 15, 2011 at 4:13 am

Donald Trump does care about black people.

politics_nerd April 15, 2011 at 9:20 am

As a black man (on the inside), I would just like to say: fuck. you. D.T.

ttommyunger April 15, 2011 at 10:55 am

Gee, Donald, you do know that the slave-master thing is a relationship, dontcha? Its a pretty good one, too, for the Master, that is.

tessiee April 15, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Comment from Bobtroll about how racism *really* consists of discrimination against whiteboys, supported by anecdote of someone calling him a cracker in 3… 2…

RoyalOpposition April 17, 2011 at 2:13 pm

I remember the blacks…they moved in with Larry David. It's cool, no racism intended. (except for the base it was intended to reach)

BaldarTFlagass April 14, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Yeah, sometime in the last 30 years or so we tapped into the Spindletop of Stupid. It's a gusher, boys!

Fukui_sanYesOta April 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

White Gold! Texas Tea (Party)!

LetUsBray April 14, 2011 at 8:37 pm

And every time I think we've hit Peak Stupid, I'm wrong.

emmelemm April 14, 2011 at 8:04 pm

On further reflection, I might add a caveat: Flav has a good relationship with blacks who aren't his ex-wives and/or baby mamas.

HistoriCat April 14, 2011 at 8:39 pm

Unlike oil, stupid is a renewable resource.

trondant April 14, 2011 at 9:01 pm

That's my fault – I keep telling myself I'll stop poking needles in the condom boxes at the Wal-Mart, but I just can't seem to stop.

Negropolis April 14, 2011 at 10:48 pm

It seems everyone but a certain someone caught the snark. lol

trondant April 14, 2011 at 11:49 pm

Trump/Treehorn 2012!!!

MaxUdargo April 15, 2011 at 12:50 am

I don't blame anyone for the loss of my legs! Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.

Doktor Zoom April 15, 2011 at 8:44 am

Strong Boehners also cry… Strong Boehners also cry.

trondant April 16, 2011 at 12:57 am

He peed on your fucking Boehner.

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