RAT KING  11:16 am April 14, 2011

Newsmax Says Trump Will Announce On His TeeVee Show He Will Announce

by Jack Stuef

If you wonder whether Donald Trump is serious about running for president, tune in to the finale of “The Celebrity Apprentice” on May 15.

Trump plans to say on the NBC show that he will be holding a press conference a few days after the May 15th show. At that press conference in the Trump Tower in New York, Trump will be announcing his candidacy for the presidency.

This once-respectable news organization now employs Judy Miller, though, so take it with a grain of salt. But it’s still possible to not be serious about running for president even after you’ve signed the papers to run for president, so why wouldn’t he do this? [Newsmax]

 
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SorosBot April 14, 2011 at 11:23 am

When was Newsmax ever respectable?

Gopherit April 14, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Newsmax. At least we're not Wing Nut Daily.

OkieDokieDog April 14, 2011 at 11:27 am

Guess I'll miss out on all this pseudo excitement since I don't watch reality teevee and I damn sure wouldn't watch that arrogant dickwad's stupid self-promoting crap show.

JustPixelz April 14, 2011 at 11:37 am

I hope he's running. The Repubican party deserves a chance to nominate him. But Trumpette will not be on the ballot in Arizona, because his fake birth certificate doesn't have witness signatures AS REQUIRED BY ARIZONA LAW.

Gopherit April 14, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Also, the Arizona law implies that both parents have to be American citizens. Sucks to be Trump.

Hatrabbit April 14, 2011 at 11:29 am

He's like the Lady GaGa of Presidential Candidates.

Sparky_McGruff April 14, 2011 at 11:35 am

He'll be wearing a meat toupee.

chicken_thief April 14, 2011 at 11:59 am

The gheys love him?!

Hatrabbit April 14, 2011 at 12:33 pm

He may come out in an egg to make his announcement on the teev's, just sayin'.

$exy$murf April 14, 2011 at 11:31 am

Trump/Meatloaf 2012.

DaRooster April 14, 2011 at 11:33 am

MMMM… Meatloaf.

Doktor Zoom April 14, 2011 at 11:50 am

I would do anything for America, but I won't do that.

ThundercatHo April 14, 2011 at 1:00 pm

If Meatloaf gets that pissed when someone steals his glitter glue or whatever just imagine the shit storm when Katie Couric asks him if he can read.

doloras April 14, 2011 at 5:33 pm

You took the words right out of my mouth.

ttommyunger April 14, 2011 at 11:32 am

To the tune of "Stormy Weather": Don't know why, I've got slobber on my fly, Judith Miller…..

weejee April 14, 2011 at 11:33 am

Can we get with the old saw a toupee a day keeps the Trumpee away?

Hatrabbit April 14, 2011 at 11:33 am

Can't wait till he runs for President and has to disclose his financial details and we can see:

a) what a smoke and mirrors show his supposed personal fortune is, or

b) how rich he really is and how much in back-taxes he'll have to pony up next year.

HaHaHA Just kidding, never gonna happen.

Barbara_i April 14, 2011 at 11:34 am

In 2004, Trump Hotels was forced to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. About that bankruptcy he said, “I don't think it's a failure, it's a success.

If that is his criteria for "success" then yes, Donald Trump is quite successful having been in and out of bankruptcy court repeatedly since 1990.

I wonder if the dozens of investors that he left high and dry in the Baja, Mexico resort deal will be voting for him?

SorosBot April 14, 2011 at 11:41 am

Trump says there's no success like failure,
And failure's no success at all.

proudgrampa April 14, 2011 at 11:45 am

Well, if he presided over a bankruptcy before, maybe he's the one to get the US out of debt. Experience counts!

And then when all hell breaks loose, and the Chinese take over all our assets, he can claim "success!"

OkieDokieDog April 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Let's just unfurl the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner* now

*(made in China & purchased at Walmart)

DaRooster April 14, 2011 at 11:36 am

"Trump plans to say something about some time he will mention that he is going to announce his thoughts about doing some… uh… thing.

Who gives a shit? Shut up Trump you fucking hamster head mother fucker.

Hatrabbit April 14, 2011 at 11:38 am

that hamster is living proof of Trump's virility.

DaRooster April 14, 2011 at 11:41 am

What about the gerbil in his ass?

proudgrampa April 14, 2011 at 11:50 am

"Shut up Trump you fucking hamster head mother fucker. "

Oh, come on. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

ManchuCandidate April 14, 2011 at 11:37 am

I'll believe it when it comes from News of the World's BatBoy before I believe it from NewsMax.

4tehlulz_lite April 14, 2011 at 11:39 am

What if NewsMax hires the BatBoy? They hired Judith Miller so it's obviously not out of the realm of possibility.

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] April 14, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Unlikely. Unlike Judith Miller, Bat Boy has standards.

proudgrampa April 14, 2011 at 11:39 am

I thought we got the definitive answer on that when we elected a senile old actor for president.

harry_palmer April 14, 2011 at 11:39 am

How statesmanlike. I think Abe Lincoln announced his candidacy on his reality show, Survivor: Ford's Theater.

nounverb911 April 14, 2011 at 11:39 am

"Trump plans to say on the NBC show that he will be holding a press conference a few days after the May 15th show. "
Doesn't all this depend on whether NBC renews him or not?

Chillwaver April 14, 2011 at 11:47 am

I'm starting to think that the dead wombat on his head is actually an alien creature that is trying to take over the world.

nounverb911 April 14, 2011 at 11:53 am

I think the dead wombat on his head would make a better president than T. Rump would.

proudgrampa April 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Americans must demand to see the wombat's birth certificate.

OkieDokieDog April 14, 2011 at 1:02 pm

The wombat was born in Australia to an American mother & a Kenyan father, so…
wait! he's a White wombat so YES, he's an American wombat for sure.

neiltheblaze April 14, 2011 at 11:47 am

He's not going to run. I don't buy it for a second. Somebody else pointed out that he'll never agree to the financial disclosure requirements because he doesn't want anyone to know how much of other people's money he uses to pretend to be a billionaire.

SorosBot April 14, 2011 at 11:53 am

The other thing his, NBC wouldn't air he his reality show while he's running, beause it would invoke equal time requirements; however, given how the ratings have been tanking maybe he sees the cancellation writing on the wall and actually will run.

GuyClinch April 14, 2011 at 11:50 am

I think May 15 would be a swell time for a long, prime-time, network-broadcast-exempting Presidential Address.

EatsBabyDingos April 14, 2011 at 11:52 am

He should announce on May 19. May 20 is the day Space Jeebus is scheduled to finally have enough of us, and I figure the Trump announcement is likely the 7th Seal of the Apocolypse.

GuyClinch April 14, 2011 at 11:53 am

Nope, Bob Dole got there first!

Hatrabbit April 14, 2011 at 12:35 pm

but I hear the bump in his poll numbers lasted less than four hours.

ThundercatHo April 14, 2011 at 1:04 pm

If the bump in your pole numbers lasts for more than 6 hours, call your doctor.

chicken_thief April 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm

This is great news for Michele Bachmann!

mavenmaven April 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm

The sad part is that Taitz has more foreign policy experience than the entire herd of Repub candidates (she speaks several languages and has had more affairs with foreigners).

CalamityJames April 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm

"Quick, turn on the talky-box! That rich feller with the orange beaver pelt on his head is gone tell us when he'll be racist on the talky-box again!"

ThundercatHo April 14, 2011 at 1:02 pm

It's the stress, honey. Go smoke something and lie down for awhile.

KeepFnThatChicken April 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Can't. Quit a year ago, and weed ain't legal yet.

but thank you for the thought. I'd smoke one YEA——————————————————————————LONG if I could right now.

OkieDokieDog April 14, 2011 at 1:07 pm

It seems that downfister aka tiny phallus or spank my weenie or whatever his/her/its name is currently, is a big fan of The Donald, because he/she/it is fappin' away at the comments.

wokeupliberal April 14, 2011 at 1:09 pm

If there was any doubt at all that we are a society in decline, let this be the moment that doubt has disappeared.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Perhaps he will announce that he is sending a team of investigators to Hawaii to find his integrity?

fuflans April 14, 2011 at 1:42 pm

this'll class up the race for sure.

James Michael Curley April 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm

I'm cybersquating the http://www.DUMPTRUMP.com, org, net, xxx site as soon as my Wisconsin Sick Leave pay check arrives.

OzoneTom April 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Okay, I'm buying a round of up-fists for everyone here.

Just because it pisses-off hung-like-a-cricket and not because I actually like any of you.

Jerri April 14, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Oh yes, surely a hyped-up-for-weeks announcement on his dumb TV show during May sweeps proves he is serious about running for office.

DahBoner April 15, 2011 at 9:56 am

Teatard Paul don't accept "fiat currency".

Must pay in gold coins…

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