D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray Arrested, But Not For Usual D.C. Mayor Reasons

  the lil' district pushed around again

Screwing D.C.: the one thing all of Congress can agree on.™

D.C. Mayor Vincent C. Gray and several members of the D.C. Council were arrested Monday at a protest on Capitol Hill, as city officials turned up the volume on their complaints about a federal spending deal that imposes controversial riders on the District.

Apparently Gray couldn’t stack the Capitol Police with his friends’ kids?

All that spoils stuff is fine though. At least he doesn’t employ Michelle Rhee. [WP]

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