MINTY FRESH IDEAS  8:35 pm April 11, 2011

Mitt Romney Takes Slogan From Loser John Kerry, Logo From Toothpaste

by Jack Stuef

Crest-fallen doucheMitt Romney found himself an empty news cycle this afternoon, so he finally announced his candidacy for president in a video carefully crafted to be more boring than President Obama’s first campaign video. In a way, Romney was taking an idea from his last campaign, which featured an inexplicable ad of him running. Now Mitt is standing above a running track, rather than on a course. See, things are different this time! Romney’s slogan, “Believe in America” was actually last used in August 2004 by loser John Kerry, when he was on a two-week, 21-state tour flailing like a bland loser while the Swiftboaters swiftboated him. Romney has also taken his logo from Aquafresh, of all things, which isn’t even one of the top two toothpastes in America. When Mittens steals something boring, he steals it from fellow losers.

Emails the Democrat who caught the echo, “I mean – Kerry’s slogan? Was Dukakis’s not available?”

No, it was, but you can only have one slogan at a time, silly.

Meanwhile, that swirl in the Romney logo looks so much like toothpaste the thing actually appears to read “OMNEY.” Look at it again. You won’t be able to stop seeing “OMNEY.” What does a search for “OMNEY” turn up? Not a lot. Pretty much just whatever the hell this is:

Good thing Romney has name ID and not too many people will be Googling that, we guess?

Oh, and somebody on our tips line suggested it’s a good time to repost this:

Yes. It is. [Ben Smith/VF Daily]

 

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{ 155 comments }

WinterOuthouse April 11, 2011 at 8:38 pm

What a leader!

738838 April 11, 2011 at 9:10 pm

(tool)

pukebot April 11, 2011 at 8:39 pm

romney – serial killer handsome.

bind torture zzzzzzzzzzz

NorthStarSpanx April 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm

American Psycho

Swampgas_Man April 11, 2011 at 9:50 pm

Omney-potent. RrrrOmney-Fresh!

WinterOuthouse April 11, 2011 at 8:40 pm

I don't like the Romney brand of toothpaste. It is gritty and tastes like unwashed dick.

hooray4anything April 11, 2011 at 9:17 pm

It's like that gum in Willy Wonka, whatever flavor you want it to be, it'll be.

PsycWench April 11, 2011 at 11:13 pm

What exactly does unwashed dick taste like?

drrty_martini April 12, 2011 at 12:52 am

You don't want to know.

Numbat_Dundee April 11, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Vote Republican! Make things whiter!

DownFist Troll April 11, 2011 at 8:56 pm

Hey, wasn't that Strom Thurmond's campaign slogan?

Schmannnity April 11, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Romney: Catch the mildly febrile feeling!

zhubajie April 11, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Make Mormonism the State Church of America! The other fundies'd shit themselves to death!

neiltheblaze April 11, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Why, that's diabolical. I like it.

zhubajie April 13, 2011 at 6:56 am

Then perhaps you could persuade the Mormons to circumcize theirhearts. Few would survive amateur heart surgery.

finallyhappy April 11, 2011 at 8:44 pm

What the hell? I never watch any clips and I started to watch this one. i demand Wonkette give me back the 2 minutes(NO, I didn't watch the whole thing) I wasted.

Come here a minute April 11, 2011 at 8:44 pm

4 out of 5 dentists recommend OMNEY. It has the ADA Seal of Acceptance!

Ken Layne April 11, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Safe when used exactly as directed. Do not exceed dosage guidelines.

memzilla April 11, 2011 at 9:04 pm

I guess the fifth dentist is either black or Hispanic.

738838 April 11, 2011 at 9:14 pm

OMNEY has been shown to be an effective decay preventative dentifrice when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care.

Swampgas_Man April 11, 2011 at 9:53 pm

You'll wonder where the yellows (and blacks, and browns) went
When you vote for Mitt for President!

donner_froh April 11, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Omney "Purple fantasy, rollin' in my purple Caddy"

Now that's a real slogan.

Crank_Tango April 11, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Also, that "R" looks a little limp, if you know what I mean.

Doktor Zoom April 11, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Purple Omney in the Purple City is Purple.

What rhymes with that, anyhoo?

memzilla April 11, 2011 at 9:00 pm

The closest I could come to rhyming "purple" is "Berffle." And I did have to look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls.

Swampgas_Man April 11, 2011 at 9:52 pm

See the birds
Red, blue and purple
If the sight don't drive ya mad
The chirp'll.

Also,
What color is a belch? Burple.

gurukalehuru April 12, 2011 at 4:54 am

Maple Surple, according to Roger Miller

PsycWench April 11, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Didn't Sarah Palin use the running thing in 2008?

OT: on CNN.com Trump says he's the Obama campaign's worst nightmare. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…..ow, now I'm sore.

DashboardTrumpet April 11, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Easy there, TrumpWench

realmurkin April 12, 2011 at 12:56 am

Lou Sarah's running made sense, though, because America loves bouncing titties, because of teh freedumb boners.

BerkeleyBear April 11, 2011 at 8:47 pm

This, TPaw and Trump's media tour are the best things that could happen to Obama.

The GOP – constantly reminding us what douchebags they are.

hooray4anything April 11, 2011 at 9:19 pm

I've been saying that for months (years? decades?) but I'm getting increasingly unsure that the American will ever be aware of just how big a bunch of douchebags Republicans are.

BaldarTFlagass April 12, 2011 at 8:37 am

Watching the Republicans from here at Wonkette makes me feel like a member of the crowd of Tunisian extras when Michael Palin and Graham Chapman were doing the whole "Wewease Wodewick" and "Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler" bit up on the dais.

mereoblivion April 11, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Mother had the feeling he might be TOO appealing, so mother never told him about Ultra-Brite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaGR0SGuRkk
(If only she were still around to run for Prez–or anything else.)

PsycWench April 11, 2011 at 8:48 pm

I made it a whole minute into the video…is this a Poe? Surely it was not serious?

Native_of_SL_UT April 11, 2011 at 9:41 pm

I watched the whole thing thinking it some really brilliant snark, but now I'm not so sure.
Either way, Mitt should hunt those fuckers down and shoot them, they ain't helping him.

neiltheblaze April 11, 2011 at 10:39 pm

If he hunts them down, I might think better of him for about three-quarters of a minute.

PsycWench April 11, 2011 at 11:10 pm

If this http://wonkette.com/411667/georgia-gov-candidate-… is real, then Gimme Mitt could be for real.

natl_indecency_cmdr April 12, 2011 at 12:48 am

I watched the whole thing. It brought a tear to my eye. Then I dry-heaved.

fartknocker April 11, 2011 at 8:48 pm

My ears were bleeding after 0:49. Damn you Jack Stuef.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 11, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Wait. Wasn't "Omney" a computer from the 80s? Or a bad soft-porn SF magazine put out by Guccione?

BaldarTFlagass April 12, 2011 at 8:39 am

Also, a crappy econobox sold by Chrysler back in the 1980s.

memzilla April 11, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Mitt's video is certainly something that Jeebus-tear-weeping bald eagles could fap to.

smokefilledroommate April 11, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Just like all aliens Mormons, the message is subliminal: OMNEY = MONEY. GIVE TO THE 'PASTY' FACE. MARRY AND REPRODUCE.

slithytoves April 11, 2011 at 8:51 pm

I had slow day, too, evidenced by the fact I was posting to Wonkette. I didn't get fired, didn't file a grievance, and didn't get reported for drinking on the job. I formally announce my candidacy for President of Earth. Vote for me.

HistoriCat April 11, 2011 at 10:53 pm

"A vote for slithytoves is a vote for slithytoves!"

natl_indecency_cmdr April 12, 2011 at 12:50 am

you have my vote! and all the absentee ballots from every state I've ever lived!

tessiee April 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Don't blame me! I voted for slithytoves!

slithytoves April 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Thanks! Yer check is in the mail. (Please don't cash before 2021.)

Schmannnity April 11, 2011 at 8:51 pm

"Gimme Mitt" is a real treat. Syrup of Ipecac will be obsolete.

Doktor Zoom April 11, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Mitt Romney: Like Pawlenty, except without all that charisma.

tessiee April 12, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Reminds me of an old joke, the punchline of which is, "Second prize is TWO weeks in Detroit".

Katydid April 11, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Now I want Boner to run; I'm imagining his campaign song.

"Give me Boner, more Boner, it'll carry us throu-u-u-u-gh…"

memzilla April 11, 2011 at 9:11 pm

The Rethuglicans have cut the funding for people who have a running Boehner.

weejee April 11, 2011 at 9:22 pm

I thought Cialis and Viagra had all these warnings about having a Boner for a couple of days, much less years?

memzilla April 11, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Yeah, as soon as I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, f**k calling a doctor — I'm booking a room in the Hilton and calling every ex-girlfriend in the book.

hooray4anything April 11, 2011 at 9:20 pm

If Mitt wins the candidacy, he can make Boehner his VP Candidate and we'll have Mitt Boehner.

Limeylizzie April 11, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Welcome back, Missy.

Chet Kincaid April 12, 2011 at 9:58 am

Seconded!

Radio_______ April 11, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Jack, you got the soundtracks reversed. Watching the second vid with Omney's audio over it just hip-hop rocks!

OC_LEVEL 7!!!_Serf April 11, 2011 at 8:57 pm

an empty news cycle this afternoon

Fuck..we just went to 7 in Japan, folks

Uh, that's Chernobyl Game Level 7

Fuck.

MarshallBanana April 11, 2011 at 9:41 pm

Oh, it's okay. Now that we in America have confirmed that we're all good, to hell with those furriners. What's Charlie Sheen up ta?

emmelemm April 11, 2011 at 9:44 pm

RED ALERT, people! Look sharp.

(Um, seriously, that's bad. But whatta the fuck-a we supposed to do about it?)

AJW@[redacted] April 11, 2011 at 10:32 pm

I'm not sure, but I'll assume we're supposed to boycott TEPCO or something.

natl_indecency_cmdr April 12, 2011 at 12:58 am

drink? more?

emmelemm April 12, 2011 at 1:03 am

Just not milk or water… that leaves vodka. Oh, perfect!

natl_indecency_cmdr April 12, 2011 at 1:12 am

I like how your only options are milk, water, or vodka. Just the essentials.

undeterredbyreality April 11, 2011 at 11:34 pm

Mitt will fix it. Anybody that can rhyme "ours" with "cause" can do anything.

EdFlintstone April 11, 2011 at 8:57 pm

That's RRRomney, now with more R's than Ronald Reagan.

DownFist Troll April 11, 2011 at 8:58 pm

Man, this guy is like the boring version of Al Gore.

widget2011 April 11, 2011 at 9:00 pm

Looking at that aqua-fresh "R" too long may make you vomit.

4TheTurnstiles April 11, 2011 at 9:01 pm

I don't think he's gellin'.

denverite April 11, 2011 at 9:03 pm

How easy will Trump trounce this goofball…

chascates April 11, 2011 at 9:06 pm

Poor Mittens! 2012 is the Year of the Crazies. He should be screaming about the 80 bazillion in deficits that will cause our great-grandchildren to self-abort.

Geminisunmars April 11, 2011 at 9:59 pm

Geeesh. Give him a chance to warm up. He is only just now doing the exploring thing. Shouldn't be too long before he is blathering.

Blendergoathead April 11, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Romney's so damn boring it's almost impossible to really make fun of him. There just isn't anything there, except for the magic underwear and the dog thing (both of which have been pretty much played out).

Wake me up when Bachmann jumps on the "Hopey's brain was operated on by aliens" train (or flashes her coochie on Fox).

neiltheblaze April 11, 2011 at 10:59 pm

I think Romney will surprise you at the adeptness with which he inspires mockery.

JackDempsey1 April 11, 2011 at 9:10 pm

I await for the teabagger response to this rather direct link between Romney and the fluoridation of just about every-goddamn-thing in America.

Radio_______ April 11, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Here's a video synopsis of Gimme Mitt, FWIW:
Foundling Fathers, flags, Lincoln, St. Ronny, WTC, eagles, 911, WWII, law and homeland security order, business cred, $1 million Mitt bill?, kissing babies, family, family
hate libs, businessman, hate lib elites, freedom, and most important, lots of Mitt — he's a looker.
Romney/Omney '12

mavenmaven April 11, 2011 at 9:15 pm

What kind of teabagger video shows Reagan just as they sing the room "error"?

poncho_pilot April 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm

one who's a commie sleeper agent and still hasn't come in from the cold, yet.

bumfug April 11, 2011 at 9:16 pm

"Believe In America." Isn't he cute? And don't you other kids tell him any different, you hear? I want him to hold on to his childhood as long as he can.

AJW@[redacted] April 11, 2011 at 9:17 pm

I borrowed a friend's '79 Dodge Omney once. It was a piece of crap, too.

poncho_pilot April 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm

(R)Omney 2012: he's Romnipotent.

natl_indecency_cmdr April 12, 2011 at 1:00 am

he's also Romniverous? grrr!

GodShammgod April 11, 2011 at 9:23 pm

He can get away with ripping off a toothpaste logo because most Republican primary voters don't have teeth.

AJW@[redacted] April 11, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Is that why they don't call it teethpaste?

Oldskool_ April 11, 2011 at 9:24 pm

So John Ashcroft finally got a singing gig.

SayItWithWookies April 11, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Wow, that "Gimme Mitt" thing was a crime against rhythm, rhyme, scansion and arrangement at least. And how many times do you hear lyrics about running the Olympics and bringing "fiscal success" to Massachusetts? Add to this the random vibrato for inexplicable moments of pathos, the swelling harmonies, the "turned water to wine" (oh sure, why not?) — its sum total just screams "If you were all just as blindly adoring as I am this would be a great country, ruled as we would be by the likes of Jim Jones and Aimee Semple MacPherson."

Geminisunmars April 11, 2011 at 10:05 pm

Yeah, I wondered about that "water into wine" thing (at 1:21 for those who wish to experience the blessed lyrics for themselves). Wine – for a Mormon? Or doesn't the Moran who wrote this know about liquor and the Latter Days Aints?

Janinthepan April 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm

Did Trey Parker and Matt Stone write/preform this?

tessiee April 12, 2011 at 2:49 pm

I upfisted you sheerly for your screen name/avatar.

weejee April 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm

Omney-present
Omney-vor
Omney-potent
Omney…

Radio_______ April 11, 2011 at 9:37 pm

Omni hotels?

Native_of_SL_UT April 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Omney there yet?

Fukui_sanYesOta April 11, 2011 at 10:05 pm

For the campaign trail:

omneybus

GuanoFaucet April 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm

Romney paste: A sedative and teeth whitener all in one. Magical underpants not included.

poncho_pilot April 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm

that doesn't sound so bad, really.

alluson April 11, 2011 at 9:27 pm

"OMMMMMMMMMMM"ney? The yoga people want their peace of mind back.

poncho_pilot April 11, 2011 at 9:29 pm
natl_indecency_cmdr April 12, 2011 at 1:03 am

from the depths of my Johnson, I thank you.

Fare la Volpe April 11, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Rom-N-y 4 U and Me!

Guppy06 April 11, 2011 at 9:32 pm

Glad to hear he's not letting that whole "Stepfather to Obamacare" thing keep him down!

weejee April 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm

For me, Palin using that creates almost the same disconnect as the German golden oldie arbeit macht frei.

user-of-owls April 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm

Romney Brand! It's the Lava Soap of Toothpaste!

Radio_______ April 11, 2011 at 9:47 pm

The Owl is back! All hail the Owl! Hope you're hale.

But, that Lava comment reminds me of the old joke about the toothbrush salesman with a lisp. Punchline:
"This tastes like shit,"
"It is shit…wanna buy a toothbrush?"

An_Outhouse April 11, 2011 at 9:39 pm

Do they call him Mitt because he likes to hold balls? Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across.

exmartinette April 11, 2011 at 9:39 pm

Amazing. Is there anything Word Art can't do?

Radio_______ April 11, 2011 at 9:40 pm

last used by loser John Kerry in 2004

So, (R)omney was a combat vet in Vietnam?

Cicada April 11, 2011 at 9:56 pm

Ahhahahaha…no. He was in France in the 60's. If he was a Dem, he'd be crucified for that.

Dudleydidwrong April 11, 2011 at 9:41 pm

That video gags maggots. It looks like something that was produced for a junior high course in "Introduction to Hollywood film making." C+ I hope that Mittens uses it this time around to save money.

Slim_Pickins April 11, 2011 at 9:42 pm

A swiftboat would overrun Mitt so fast they would not even realize he was there!

Fukui_sanYesOta April 11, 2011 at 10:06 pm

He's definitely with T-Paw on the Lazy River.

MarshallBanana April 11, 2011 at 9:43 pm

His first choice, "Let's Get Romney-Sexual," didn't quite pan out.

Callyson April 11, 2011 at 9:45 pm

Omney = Omen
The Omen
Directed by Richard Donner. Starring Gregory Peck, Lee Remick, David Warner. An American ambassador learns to his horror that his son is actually the literal Antichrist
Or…
Omney: now guranteed to clean santorum!

Geminisunmars April 11, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Omentum. I just don't know if it is the Greater or the Lesser.

D3C0D3 April 11, 2011 at 9:47 pm

Romney believes in America, and god cursed black people with dark skin because they are angels of the devil. Always knew there was something wrong with Lil Wayne.

fuflans April 11, 2011 at 9:50 pm

yeah well mitt you didn't really 'carry us thru' did you? didn't even make it to the final round defending 'merica's honor against the kenyan birther… left us to be defended by that old guy who crashed all those airplanes… left us to the tender mercies of the pitbull with crappy lipstick…

fuck you mitt. you've failed us before.

you'll do so again.

Fare la Volpe April 11, 2011 at 9:50 pm

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OMNEY CLEAN. ARE YOU TIRED OF BROWNS DIRTYING UP YOUR WHITE HOUSE? JUST SPRAY OMNEY CLEAN AND BOOM! YOUR WHITES ARE CLEAN AND NON-THREATENING JUST LIKE THAT!

GET YOUR WHITES WHITER THAN WHITE WITH OMNEY CLEAN.

Fukui_sanYesOta April 11, 2011 at 10:08 pm

so full of win

CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A TOP RATE TAX CUT! JUST PAY LOBBYISTS AND TOADIES!

emmelemm April 12, 2011 at 12:09 am

Seconding "full of WIN".

It was the "non-threatening" that pushed it over the top – so perfect, so perfect.

NorthStarSpanx April 11, 2011 at 9:51 pm

Shouldn't it be in Teabagger-speak?

BELIVE in Real America

fuflans April 11, 2011 at 9:56 pm

also: 'q' is awesome tonight.

randcoolcatdaddy April 11, 2011 at 10:03 pm

Have you noticed that when you squeeze Aqua Fresh out of the tube and all the colors get mixed together it looks kind of grey?

Just sayin'…..

neiltheblaze April 11, 2011 at 10:04 pm

He will never be President Omney. Though, I think he might have a shot at the Aquafresh spokes-model after he's out of the race.

Pop_Socket April 11, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Where's The Beef?

DerrickWildcat April 11, 2011 at 10:26 pm

Fun Mormon facts.
There is a reason why Mormon people have dumb first names.
You see there are only a handful of different surnames in Utah.
Mostly they are Young, Clark, Smith or Johnson.
If they give their kids normal first names, you'd end up with 13 Jeff Clarks, 11 Larry Smiths and 23 Mary Johnsons is every single class. Giving their kids weird first names makes them unique.
In Romney's case, he goes by his weird middle name Mitt because there were already 300 Willard Romneys at Brigham Young.
Just guess which state has the most Romneys? http://names.whitepages.com/last/romney

more fun Mormon name stuff: http://wesclark.com/ubn/

PubOption April 12, 2011 at 10:20 am

Some of those baby names sound a bit 'urban' to me.

tessiee April 12, 2011 at 2:55 pm

"There is a reason why Mormon people have dumb first names.
You see there are only a handful of different surnames …
If they give their kids normal first names, you'd end up with 13 Jeff Clarks, 11 Larry Smiths and 23 Mary Johnsons is every single class. Giving their kids weird first names makes them unique. "

This is something I hadn't actually known before, thanks.
My question is, how is "Mitt" short for "Willard"?

MilwaukeeKent April 11, 2011 at 10:49 pm

Man, that second video, it all starts to make sense. "Give me Mitt…he'll Kerry us through". There was also what sounded like ""He shaking down every company, one by one…" That can't be right.
Why didn't he just go with "New! Improved!" for a slogan, an obvious extension of "Tested. Proven." I'd call Mitt quite the product, but for fear he'd take it as a compliment, and that's just wrong.

[redacted]hse April 11, 2011 at 10:52 pm

"ROMNEY- Mittens you can believe in."

And hey, Aquafresh: you're #1 to me. Don't ever change.

MadBrahms April 11, 2011 at 10:59 pm

Fresh. Clean. Conservative.

Entitlement programs and gingivitis, you're both on notice.

PsycWench April 11, 2011 at 11:16 pm

Not "Belive in America also freedom of speech and smaller government where they have oversight and that's all a part of the maverick thing that is so full of spirit and energy with no holds barred protection from the LameStream Media"?

BZ1 April 11, 2011 at 11:20 pm

And to fit right in, Mitt's campaign slogan is in ALL CAPS.

Passionphd April 11, 2011 at 11:27 pm

"Mormons: three in one protection for your family." Why not maximize a motto that embraces both AquaFresh AND polygamy.

DerrickWildcat April 11, 2011 at 11:38 pm

I don't mean to sound like a bigot, but Mormons are even worse than the Jews…and you know how those Jews are.

Fukui_sanYesOta April 12, 2011 at 1:03 am

Mostly reasonable, educated and thoughtful? I don't know. How are those Jews?

PuckStopsHere April 12, 2011 at 1:28 am

Check out that family photo with the three dozen kids and the whatnot. If this guy is not a motherfucker–it's the only think he's not fucked. And did he really turn water into wine like the song sez…cause if he did, fuck it, I'm voting for him.

Schmegeg April 12, 2011 at 1:39 am

At least they can't use the shirtless Ted video on their commercials anymore. Unless the are complete douchebags. But wait . . . .

BarackMyWorld April 12, 2011 at 2:57 am

Mitt Romney Takes Slogan From Loser John Kerry, Logo From Toothpaste

…and ideas from inside his own ass!

ShaveTheWhales April 12, 2011 at 6:48 am

OMNEY

Relieve on America.

horsedreamer_1 April 12, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Mormon Glenn Beck arguing for a return to the Gold Standard was just the beginning. In 2013, America gets a Golden Shower.

This message paid for by Mitt's the Shit 2012. Undead Merlin Olsen, Treasurer.

lochnessmonster April 12, 2011 at 6:48 am

Not a very good Mormon if he's turning water to wine….

BlueStateLibel April 12, 2011 at 7:50 am

Trump and Romney will lose of course, and probably very badly, but think of all the 'money and jawbs they'll be pumping into the economy! All's we need is Steve Forbes, Bill Gates and Paul Allen, and the damn depression will be over.

deanbooth April 12, 2011 at 8:54 am

Don't forget the Omney-Grab, which made a fortune for The Jerk.

Omney-Grab / Peters 2012!

thefrontpage April 12, 2011 at 10:43 am

Who is Omney?

Omney, or Romney, has no business being president, or holding any political office. He's unqualfied, inexperienced, an idiot, a moron, a poseur, he was a lousy governor, and he's just a nimrod.

hagajim April 12, 2011 at 10:45 am

Mittens Romney – Aquadouche! Seriously, his logo is about as good as that of Aquafresh….will leave your teeth nice and white – but leave a nasty taste in your mouth.

NorthStarSpanx April 12, 2011 at 10:58 am

I've never seen that Romney documentary before, he cleaned up America and turned water to wine? Not bad for a Mormon.

crybabyboehner April 12, 2011 at 11:08 am

A bland rich guy from Massachusetts who says "Believe in America."

Can Bob Shrum be far behind?

Sassomatic April 12, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Maybe he chose the toothpaste logo because he wants to be seen as "refreshing." Let's just be glad he didn't rip off the Massengill logo. Although that would have been more appropriate.

DemonicRage April 12, 2011 at 1:41 pm

With the Aquafresh logo and the "Touch of Grey" inky black product in his hair, maybe Romney can have his campaign financed by a consortium of RiteAide/DuaneReade& Walgreen's.

tessiee April 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Aquafresh is a loser toothpaste? But it keeps my smile bright and minty fresh!
It does, right?
Doesn't it?

SkinnyNerd April 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm

What is it with political candidates and logos and slogans? I am not buying some stupid product I don't need, I am voting for a president. How about wasting your time on hammering out a decent policy. And what is it with the red, white, and blue? We are not that dense as a country yet, we know we're voting for president of America. It's not like your only other option is pink nail polish, people, there's millions of colors to choose from.

ttommyunger April 12, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Oh no you don't, Jack. I spent my day divided between my dentist, the VA Eye Clinic and stuck in traffic transiting the two. You don't seriously expect me to voluntarily watch the Mitster, do you? I'm not as dumb as I look….well, not quite.

emmelemm April 12, 2011 at 1:16 am

Well, the milk and water will be contaminated, but vodka, sweet vodka should still be just fine. If you prefer gin or tequila, I'm sure those will work.

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