For some reason, the Internet hasn’t noticed noticed that dentist who bought that Hillary Clinton for president ad had another one made that’s even better. That’s about to change. Obama and Biden have announced their bid. It’s time for a pair of challengers: Hillary Clinton and her constitutionally-unable-to-run-for-vice-president husband. Let’s make this happen! This is the greatest idea in human history!
What a pitch-perfect ad. Bill Clinton’s relationships with young women, such as the girl with whom he’s sharing these flowers in this expensive-looking painting, are one of the things we all love best about his presidency. It takes a Clinton to clean up a Bush mess, you guys! So if we elect two of them, we can entrust one with wiping Jeb’s ass or something! Think of the possibilities! START NOW! [YouTube]
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I've been informed that due to the failure to pass any appropriations I am not allowed to think of possibilities.
Meh, I couldn't get past "an historic." The "h" there isn't silent, tards; no need for "an." It's like the people who ALWAYS use "whom" instead of "who," regardless of the sentence, because they think they sound smarter.
Whom would do a thing like that?
I don't know, but I hate people whom do that! (*cough* Palin *cough*)
The Whom… Now that was a real rock band!
An hidiot?
Don't you mean an thing?
It comes from British English, but they a reason to say that, because they don't pronounce the Hs; so it's "an istoric". It's just silly for us to copy that Britishism when we don't share their reason for it.
Thank you, that's right, although we do say" a hospital", it just varies.
Hmm. I think it looks clunky in print to have "an historic" but it's actually esaier to say "an historic" when speaking at a normal speed, where it comes out sounding like "anise storic". So, yeah, whatever, I'm pedantic
Anise Store Rick is a popular herb (pronounced "erb") merchant around these parts.
Anise Storic…is that a brand of absinthe?
"He's an 'alibut."
"What?"
"He is AN HALIBUT!"
But they overly pronouce the "h" in herb. Oh wait, or is it us Americans who overly pronouce the "h"??
Ah hell, that's what I get for hitting the herb early on a Friday afternoon.
Mmm…cheetos.
If we're complaining about British-isms, I'm going to to complain about the word 'schedule.' It's "sked-ule" not "shed-ule". Drives me bonkers.
Jesus. Don't get me started on 'Aluminum'
Why are the British always mangling our American language? As in, "Whilst I was driving and smoking a fag, I noticed my boot was 'li-trally' wide open." WTF?
"It's "sked-ule" not "shed-ule""
Usually, you think of good comebacks *after* it's too late to actually say them, right? [time travel inventors, take notice] Once, just once, I beat the system. I had a somewhat pretentious Anglophile friend who always referred to her "shedjool". She was telling me about her plans to go skiing, and I said, "Don't you mean "sheeing"?"
Knock Knock!
Whom's there?
Guess whom!
Also advertisement–when people say "ad-VERT-iss-mint". I hate that. And harassment. Also.
I recently learned a great trick about using who and whom. If you phrase it as a question, and the answer is "him" you use whom. If you would answer the question "he" you use who. For example:
Who kicked you in the nuts?
He kicked me in the nuts.
Whom would you like to kick in the nuts?
I would like to kick him in the nuts.
See kids? It's easy, and fun! Plus you sound smart as you kick people in the nuts!
Who kicked you in the nuts?
The Reeps kicked me in the nuts.
Whom would you like to kick in the nuts?
I would like to kick the Reeps in the nuts.
Please please please make this the 2012 Democratic party platform…
Clinton² 2012 OMG 4R33L Peoples!!!!!
P.S. Heh. It's Friday night, and downfisty is working hard for the money.
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yowza
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PUMAs already? yeesh…
Oh come on! Don't tell me you don't miss this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35pRuYPiY-0
"Jahwn McCaaain will be the next Prehsident of the Unitet Staaates!"
A Clinton will just accidentally light that bush mess on fire with his cigar…
but will the skirt survive the fire so it can't be used as evidence?
Will Chelsea be 35 by January 20 2013? In that case a Clinton/Clinton 2012 ticked would be constitutionally doable. Or she could run with Roger; the drunk goof would be a less embarrassing VP choice than Palin at least.
so you're saying that Chelsea is constitutionally doable?
because i would agree with that.
It's nice to see her go from an unfortunate-looking tween to a really, really attractive young woman, for sure!
Sadly, she isn't eligible to be President or VP until the 2016 election.
We don't have sufficient information about Chelsea's sex life to determine whether she's qualified. How's it going with that guy whose name sounds like Lewinsky?
"Or she could run with Roger; the drunk goof would be a less embarrassing VP choice"
He may be a drunk goof, but he's *our* drunk goof, unlike *some* I could name *cough*Bush*cough*!
In a remarkable feat of gender role reversal, Hillary has balls and Obama is a pussy.
Ken Starr just jizzed in his pants right there.
Which is the only place he has ever jizzed, thankyouverymuch!
Laugh all you want. Wait'll 2015 when Chelsea turns 35 and announces for the 2016 campaign
She would have more experience than Obama!!
Oh looky, a troll!
Noticed that a thread or two back, and have been
actingfisting accordingly.Sorry to interrupt your fettishes regarding fisting. I will leave you alone for a while so you can continue patting yourselves on the back!!
And George Clinton as Secretary of State!
I'd like to see George Clinton on the Supreme Court just to see him interact with Clarence Thomas.
Whereas I would pay good money to see whose dong is longer, but that's just my poor taste showing up again…
Well, he does have parliamentary experience and he has crashed several motherships…
Word.
Wow, you got gratuitously downfisted for that, so please enjoy a complimentary make-up upfist!
Right back atcha.
Fries DO go with that shake!
George Clinton as Secretary of Funk!
Fixed.
I thought all PUMAs were post-menapausal psychotics?
I thought they were a combination of racist Democrats who didn't want to vote for a black President, and Republican operatives disingenuously claiming to be Dems to try an rile up Democratic Party infighting (hey, the strategy worked for Nixon, twice).
LOL. Not the ones who we trolled the hell out of in 2008.
Well were reliving the 90's right now with the shutdown, so why not.
Smells like Teen spirit
You've got your Nirvana.
I've got my orange crush
(okay late 80s but it still rocked in the 90s)
Can we relive that good economy and no beck part of the 90s too? I could go for some of that.
As long as we don't have to watch that fucking movie Titanic again I'm down.
What are you talking about? He may have been a "loser," but Beck was prolific throughout the nineties.
But this time no Dick Morris and Newt gets the cancer.
You attach the neck bolts to Bob Dole, I'll fire up the lightning machine.
I'll take the peace, prosperity, and rock grrls of the 90's along with that shutdown…
Gah, this has been an exhausting day here on the wonket. I'll contemplate a Clinton/Clinton ticket after sitting down with a nice cup sweet-tea vodka and my dog-eared copy of my favorite autobiography, Nipsey Russell: It's Hard to Whistle When You're Laughing
Great idea. I had peach sweet-tea vodka for the first time last weekend. It was girly-drinkalicious (this is a good thing).
Epic® Peach-infused Belgian brewed with champagne yeast will bend your brain. GO HARD CORE!!1!
That would've changed things sooooo much. In fact, the "________ism is dead because our president is a ________." trope would be slightly different from what it is today.
So, at the moment it's "Kenyanism is dead because our president is a Kenyan."? Or is it "Muslinism is dead because our president is a Muslin."?
Make one of them George Clinton and they have my vote.
Is Rush trying to get Hillary elected again?
Worked out so well the first time…
(sobs)
Clinton-Clinton/Fake Obama 2012!
Clinton/Knee 2012!
Obama french kissing the Saudi King in 2012!!!
That was Bush.
well it doesn't matter who runs against soon to be president trump anyway.
Why not DeWitt Clinton? Legislative experience as US Senator, exec experience as mayor of NYC, leader of the NY People's Party, pro-infrastructure (see Canal, Erie) and scandal-proof, as he's 183 years dead.
and god! who is responsible for those terrible portraits???
(are you listening troll? i insulted dems here).
"are you listening troll? i insulted dems here"
It doesn't matter. You could post "All our munnies are belong to downfist troll", and he/she/they would *still* downfist it, regardless of content.
hey, at least Bill gives you flowers after he fucks you. that's more than you can say about [insert republican name here].
"at least Bill gives you flowers after he fucks you"
I thought it was a necklace?
Usually, the pearl necklace is *before* the actual fucking, but YMMV.
Mr. DeJean, I completely agree with your sentiment. Please make a contribution to ChickenPAC and let's study the fuck out of this idea.
The PUMAs are coming! With many fremen warrior!
Are we sure this dentist isn't Orly Taitz?
I immediately thought of her/it when I saw that, too. When does her exploratory get going anyway?
If you don't bathe often enough you can get Orly Taitz.
Maybe they'll raise taxes 3% on the job creators and cut the defense budget back to pre 911 levels (ie, 1/3rd of what it is now.)…hey, it worked last time…I fucking HATE Paul Ryan and his ilk.
Radio's Friday night umbrage is now off the air.
Naaah, not with Ken & Jack livebloggin' the shut down.
I agree!! What the hell is wrong with those repub bastards. You would think they are trying to balance the budget or something. We ALL love 1.6 Trillion dollar deficits!!!
Yeah, by cutting taxes…wait, what?
Trolls say "Math is hard."
Math is hard for trolls when they don't understand reforming the system to reduce deductions and tax loop holes and implementing something closer to a flat tax. Is that too hard for your small brain to understand? He is trying to simplify the tax code. Or do you like it complex?
Also, please explain the plan that Obama has laid out to balance the budget. Is there one? NOPE!!! His plan calls for even more spending and leaves us with over $20 Trillion in debt after 10 years!! Now THAT is leadership!!!
Don't touch the Holy War Machine. And don't forget about the troops!!1!
We need to be safe from those Al Qaeda hordes!!
And, most of all, the job creators NEED that $70,000 per million a year income.
PAUL RYAN CAN SHOVE HIS BOLD/PROGRESSIVE IDEAS UP HIS HERPETIC ASSHOLE.
Nice!! You are pulling out the class warfare card!! I haven't seen that one from a lib in about 20 seconds!!
With regards to those job creators, are you referring to those within Obama's cabinet? Are you referring to those that are helping to fund Obama's next campaign?
I do agree that we need ZERO corporate welfare and handouts!! We should not be bailing out ANY millionaires or billionaires. Both sides of the isle are guilt of such and it needs to STOP!!!
Except for the stupid, RW talking point, "class warfare" first paragraph, you know what? I agree.
Fuck Obama and his cabinet. They are a bunch of pussies too.
Like I said in the first at the top this thread, we HAD a balanced budget with a pre-Bush tax rate and before the neocon constructed bogie man war against a tactic.
"You are pulling out the class warfare card!! "
Oh, goody. Class warfare has now been disproven. We can all go home to our houses and jobs and health benefits and 401Ks now.
Oh, wait…
Hillary's got to be chomping at the clit to run again, anyone know for sure whether she's planning to throw her strap-on into the ring?
Her package has to be bigger than Obama's!!!!!! Maybe Obama can lend her his girls bicycle!!!
tastyleadpaint likes me so much i got notified about his infatuation twice.
my weekend is complete.
He's moving the red handkerchief to the right pocket, just for you.
The problem with a Clinton/Clinton ticket is that they would be constantly fighting over who gets to sleep with female interns.
Wait, Hillary likes cigars?
Honkey grandmas be trippin'.
Yes! By electing transparently Conservative politicians we can stop this foolish "Hope" thing that we tried for a couple of years and get back to the business of bitter disappointment and gutting of the country at the hands of openly conservative, plutocratic, war hawks!
war hawks? Like what is going on in Lybia by Obama?
Bitter disappointment? I assume you are referring to Obama and Gitmo, 3 wars, out of control spending, high unemployment, etc?
Gutting of the country? You would prefer a bloated liberal government that racks up Trillion dollar deficits?
Blah blah blah blah Obama blah blah blah. Goddamn liberals blah blah. Yadda yadda yadda bloated government yadda yadda yadda. Taxes deficits yappity yap yap yap. Ronald Reagan!
Yawn.
"You would prefer a bloated liberal government that racks up Trillion dollar deficits?"
The way Clinton did?
Oh, wait, my bad. Clinton left us with a budget surplus.
But I know *somebody* turned that surplus into a huge deficit…
Now who would that be, I wonder?
Our long nightmare of peace and prosperity will finally be over:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-na...
Thank God. With Ron Paul still debating a run I was worried where my time-warp batshittiness was going to come from this season.
Call me cynical, but my take-away from this is that when an amateur painter can get neither gallery representation nor even interest from the Greater Pyongyang People's Socialist-Realist Art-For-The-Masses Painters Brigade and Bitumen Manufacturers Collective, then he's bound to turn to YouTube.
Yeltsin with a Young Pioneer or Clinton with a Camp Fire Girl…YOU DECIDE!
Gallery representation isn't all that great. Just ask Gaugin.
If you look between the Clintons in that video, very closely, you can see Obama's knee.
just for some good news:
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2011/04/07/Aide-Th...
I'm pretty sure Bill has always been more in the market of creating Bush messes rather than cleaning them.
Yes, by all means bring back those who turned the democratic party into republican-lite.
I can see the GOP candidates stealing that turn of phrase for their own campaigns in 2012:
✓ "It takes a Newt to create the spell that will make Obamacare disappear."
✓ "It takes a Cain to whip Obama's ass."
✓ "It takes Santorum . . . "
Between the awful paintings and the soft focus, I don't know whether to throw up or get new glasses.
I'd vote for Chelsea and coke-snorting Roger!
Make Bill ambassador to Phils or Thailand or one of those sex-tourism countries! He can promote condoms!
Cliton/Clit(on) is what made the internet popular don't ya know.
Well of course Kate Winslet's boobies!
YOU WRETCHED FAiLURES, OBAMA IS A YOUNG BOOMER. ONLY OLD BOOMERS ARE ALLOWED TO FIX THINGS BY GIVING ALL CONTROL TO BANKERS. WHEN JUNG BOOMERS LET LARRY SUMBERS SODOMIZE US, IT'S OK.
Troll can't spell, troll can't think, troll's got an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie dink.
Had enough of Bubba, had enough of Hils; no more liver-lipps and no more cankles, please. Let's give the black guy one more term and see if he grows some balls.
I can see why Hillary has said she won't serve in the second term of the Obama administration. Based on the last "portrait" in that video, looks like she's got the same thing as Roger Ebert. (Read his blog!)
George Clinton/Roger Clinton! Two musicians! What could go wrong?
At least Clinton would show some leadership!! Bill Clinton was clearly a leader and Hillary has shown similar leadership as a Senator and as Sec of State. I don't agree with her on every issue, but I can at least respect her position.
Obama shows………. well…………….ah……………let me be clear……….. ah……….. where is my teleprompter? The man rarely takes a position and seems incapable of making an executive decision. We need someone firm and not someone that flails with the wind!!
If you hadn't trotted out the line about teh teleprompterz, I might have almost semi-sort of agreed with some small part of what you said.
Sometimes the truth hurts!!
It is now!
Door. Ass. That is all.
Is that the same neocon boogie man that has taken us into Lybia?
Also, do you understand what percantage of the current budget deficit is from the wars and bush tax cuts? Any guess?
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