APRIL 8 1911  2:30 pm April 8, 2011

Plurality of Mississippi GOP Think Interracial Marriage Should Be Illegal

by Jack Stuef

FIX IT, OBAMA!PPP surveyed Mississippi Republican voters, and it turns out most of them aren’t shy about letting random people who call them up on the phone at dinner know how racist they are. Just 40% of them said interracial marriage should be legal, whereas 46% forcefully said it should be illegal. It’s a sign that Mississippi has made a lot of progress over the years: Some white people are now willing to admit they don’t think the government should keep the races separate. And because PPP also asked about the presidential nomination, it’s interesting to see who these haters support. It turns out people who think interracial marriage should be illegal like one candidate especially: Sarah Palin.

Palin’s net favorability with folks who think interracial marriage should be illegal (+55 at 74/19) is 17 points higher than it is with folks who think interracial marriage should be legal (+38 at 64/26.) Meanwhile Romney’s favorability numbers see the opposite trend. He’s at +23 (53/30) with voters who think interracial marriage should be legal but 19 points worse at +4 (44/40) with those who think it should be illegal.

Mike Huckabee does pretty well with the anti-interracial marriage crowd too. Perhaps that was the key issue that was holding him back from securing the GOP nomination in 2008. “It’s the white people marrying colored people/economy, stupid!”

Before you judge, though, these Mississippians have perfectly good reasons to ban marriage between people who don’t happen to be the same race:

“I believe God made us a different color for a reason and should be honored by not marrying outside of the race that God picked for me, however the color of one’s skin does not make him/her better than another color.”

God made people different colors so they’d be easier to organize! That’s all! Stop messing up his organization system. He gets really OCD when his things are messed up. So quit loving each other, people who don’t look the same! [PPP]

 
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slithytoves April 8, 2011 at 2:34 pm

And with that fellow Wonketters, I am off to drink a fifth of tequila! Bless us, every one.

salt_bagel April 8, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I'm gonna have three-fifths.

El Pinche April 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Salud!!

SheriffRoscoe April 8, 2011 at 2:34 pm

I thought He made us different colors so we could tell who had the biggest cocks.

XOhioan April 8, 2011 at 2:36 pm

That is a useful aspect of skin color. Yes, yes….ahh…OK. Hell NO!

4TheTurnstiles April 8, 2011 at 2:41 pm

"Yeah, something like that."
–Greg Oden

nounverb911 April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Excuse me while I whip this out!

SheriffRoscoe April 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm

I don't care what the so-called "data" shows, my own personal experience (and I enjoy ALL the flavors, mind you) tells me that when I hook up with a black dude, I have a good reason to look forward to not sitting down much the following day.

XOhioan April 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm

A white dude with a little peen just downfisted you.

SheriffRoscoe April 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Fat, stupid, and hung like a light switch is no way to go through life, son.

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm

"my own personal experience (and I enjoy ALL the flavors, mind you) tells me that when I hook up with a black dude, I have a good reason to look forward to not sitting down much the following day. "

I remember reading somewhere (unfortunately, I can't cite the source, since it's been awhile) that one of the major companies who makes rubbers (Trojan, I think), actually did the research on this subject so they could market their product in different sizes.

The results were that… pardon my unladylike turn of phrase here… black guys had bigger dicks than white guys, and Asian guys had smaller dicks than white guys… but the difference on average was only 1/2 inch or so.
Um… go, science?

pbrex April 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Just remember, every time you generalize peen size based on race some bitch you hate gets wrecked by an Asian with a 7" cock

horsedreamer_1 April 8, 2011 at 11:49 pm

Exactly. I recall Savage Love, many, many years ago, quoting a (bogus) survey of phallus size. The difference in average length between blacks & whites was negligible; only Japanese dongs (of course, Dong is not a Japanese surname, so it figures) came in at a quarter-inch shorter, on average, than other dongs.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 8, 2011 at 3:56 pm

I thought God did that so we would know who was good at math, or should run the local stop and robs?

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] April 8, 2011 at 5:55 pm

It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

ThankYouJeebus April 8, 2011 at 7:00 pm

All Kochs are veiny in the dark.

XOhioan April 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm

God doesn't want milk in His coco puffs.

BornInATrailer April 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Well fucking color (heh) me surprised.

GregComlish April 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Why do all the blacks and the Jews keep blood libeling Palin??

nounverb911 April 8, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Well Bristol did lose to a Jew on DWTS.

Boojum_Reborn April 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Supermajority of racist retards are Palinistas.

And, in a related development, the sky is up.

MarionNYNY April 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Oh damn. Just when I sobered up, someone has to go saying "blood libel" again and I have to take a shot.

donner_froh April 8, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Anything that leads to reproduction of Mississippi Republicans should be banned.

SpeedoFart April 8, 2011 at 6:50 pm

We're outlawing cousins now?

Biel_ze_Bubba April 9, 2011 at 6:10 am

Hey, it's tough being born a Mississippi Republican — you start out with two strikes against you.

CliveWarren April 8, 2011 at 2:36 pm

"Hi, I'm Steve from PPP, did I call you at a bad time?"

"If you's a negro Steve, this is the worst time I ever had."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re5Wrlrq3js

baconzgood April 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Tee-Hee
"Pee-Pee-Pee"

KeepFnThatChicken April 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Wow. At 0:03, her eye just does what it wants to.

CliveWarren April 8, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Sure, but it's the black eye, so what do you expect…

It's also charming that the anti-racism guy has to have his face blurred.

baconzgood April 8, 2011 at 2:36 pm

A white man shouldn't marry a black woman, but he can sure as hell rape the shit out of her in Mississippi.

Chet Kincaid April 8, 2011 at 7:21 pm

That is why we "blacks" are available in such a delightful variety of skin tones today. Hooray for slave-rape! Apparently, it's in the Scriptures!

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Do these fools realize that Sarah is part of an interracial marriage?

FNMA April 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm

You mean "interspecies," right?

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I'd say Interplanetary but that would be overestimating the broadmindedness of both of them.

DeeJayKitteh April 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Do "idiot" and "moron" count as different races?

genxr April 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm

They probably think she's white enough for the both of them.

horsedreamer_1 April 8, 2011 at 11:51 pm

I was going to say. Todd is an Alaska Native.

Stop libelling your bloodlines, Sarah Heath!

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 8, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Who are we to argue with God's collation system?

genxr April 8, 2011 at 4:06 pm

You mess around with the wrong toner, you might cause a paper jam in God's color copier.

Barbara_i April 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm

You get to decide who YOU get to marry and you don't get to decide who I marry. This is obnoxious garbage. It's not the white race and the black race, it's the human race, you idgit!

SorosBot April 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

For the Republicans, they get to decide exactly who and how everyone else gets to fuck.

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

there's scientific evidence to back you up, too. but these people are from Mississippi. no need to elaborate on that.

undeterredbyreality April 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm

umm… you left off the "fookin'" before idjit. I think it's required by trademark.

finallyhappy April 8, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Well, I'm not sure that the people in this survey are fully human- do you know we share 60% of our genetic make-up with banana trees?(really, not joking)

ifthethunderdontgetya April 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Clarence Thomas and his wife both voted in the poll.

Against miscegenation, of course!
~

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 2:40 pm

But that's OK cause that there Clarence boy don't know he's a negro.

nounverb911 April 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Needs more pubic hair and Koch.

Andrew Drinker April 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Ginny's more than willing to accept your apology now. She'll be calling you regarding this tomorrow morning around 7:00 AM after a few bourbons.

horsedreamer_1 April 8, 2011 at 11:53 pm

There's a reason Chappelle named his "black white-supremacist" Clayton. Close enough to Clarence to be understood, as such, but removed enough that Ol' Small Government Federalist Clarence couldn't sue for slander (& take up the courts's time & money on such frivolity).

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Made of win.

SorosBot April 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Nice of the person to use being a complete moron creationist to justify being a moronic bigot.

BlueStateLibel April 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm

And I spent 19 hours watching Ken Burns' Civil War series only to find out the war never really ended, did it?

comptoneffect April 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm

It ended. It's just that one side still hasn't realized that they lost.

emmelemm April 8, 2011 at 3:04 pm

They haven't lost… they just found a sneakier way to "win" – i.e. taking far more tax money than they contribute, and controlling the public discourse on "social issues" – for the last 150 years.

For being the side that "lost", they're pretty much in charge.

ETA: Sorry there are so many air quotes here. But I think they're warranted!

BarryOPotter April 8, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Fuck "Yeah!" Air "quotes!" I love'em! "!"

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 8, 2011 at 8:26 pm

When I'm alone in my living room, I like to put ZZ Top on the stereo, and play "air quotes."

jus_wonderin April 8, 2011 at 3:17 pm

You watch it on the commie PBS????? Defund!!!!

V572..whatever April 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm

The thing that ended too soon was Reconstruction. Bad shit happens when presidential elections aren't decisively decided.

LesBontemps April 8, 2011 at 5:36 pm

… and the Supreme Court decides to thwart progressive policy by limiting the scope of federal jurisdiction.

Pithaughn April 8, 2011 at 2:38 pm

The sight of mixed race couples makes them squirmish. Unbelivable in other words. As in should not be living.
Just finished the appendix in 1984 , so I am getting better at interpreting all these newspeak words that are coming into usage in REELMERIKUGH.

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm

doubleplusgood.

Texan_Bulldog April 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Don't tell the good people of MS, but Snowbilly is married to a minority. She told us Todd is an Eskimo…it's just darn inconvenient for him that he happens to have blue eyes.

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 2:47 pm

True to the family tradition, I'm sure Toad has all the rights and privileges due to him as an enrolled Esquimaux, including oil money and unlimited murder of various forms of wildlife.

[redacted]hse April 8, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Blue eyes, from his father the Siberian Husky.

DustBowlBlues April 8, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Oh, I asked about this below. So she claims an extra reason to prove she's being victimized? Just as legitimate as the native Texan wife of a Seattle friend of the Old Man's who announced proudly, "I'm Cherokee/ Choctaw."

Unable to help myself, I said, "And so is everyone else in Oklahoma. You on the Dawes Commission Rolls? No? Then you aren't either."

Jukesgrrl April 8, 2011 at 5:10 pm

She just said that to get the extra welfare, something she's against, of course. And do we know, for sure, that she's not collecting unemployment?

DerrickWildcat April 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm

I don't mean to sound racist, but…

baconzgood April 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

…I'm from the south

Texan_Bulldog April 8, 2011 at 3:16 pm

No, it's "I'm not a racist, my __________ is black." Blank usually filled in with any of the following:

1. cousin's third baby's daddy
2. cashier at the WalMart
3. favorite QB

V572..whatever April 8, 2011 at 3:56 pm

4. handyman
5. wife's lover

horsedreamer_1 April 8, 2011 at 11:56 pm

"when I'm at an airport gate, & I see other men waiting for my plane, in Muslin garb, I get nervous".

WONKETTE MADLIBS!

justkillmenow April 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm

If we're supposed to marry people who look like us, then I'm guessing Mississippi is getting ready to legalize gay marriage, right?

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Cousins is OK, raght?

Clancy_Pants April 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm

“[God] should be honored by not marrying outside of the race that God picked for me.”

Where does Match.com fit into God's plan?

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I thought that was eharmony.

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum April 8, 2011 at 2:40 pm

God fucks up again.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 10, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Actually, even the invisible Guy in the Sky got this one right: Moses married a Cushite (Ethiopian) woman, and when a few people objected, God hisself came down to earth to personally kick their racist asses. (Numbers 12:1) Maybe if these bible-thumping cretins OPENED THE FREAKING BOOK before they started pounding on it, we'd have a nicer country.

chascates April 8, 2011 at 2:40 pm

The South has risen again.

Dudleydidwrong April 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Risen to: new level of imbecility
new levels of hatred
new level of insensitivity
new level of prejudice

"Maw, maw, the septic tank's overflowin' again!"

KenLayIsAlive April 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

If this condition lasts for more than four hours, be sure to resurrect General Sherman.

unclejeems April 9, 2011 at 1:45 am

Believe me, it's not that far to rise, and not much to rise with.

Tundra Grifter April 8, 2011 at 2:41 pm

I think the particularly interesting result of this poll is that 15% of the Republicans in Alaska support Duh Guv'Nor for President.

Personally, I didn't think she could garner such sterling support.

SorosBot April 8, 2011 at 2:41 pm

I believe god made us in different families for a reason and should be honored by not marrying outside of the family that God picked for me, however the name of one’s kin does not make him/her better than another family.

fuflans April 8, 2011 at 2:41 pm

well, to be fair, it's not like mississippi has any other problems to worry about.

Moonbatting Average April 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Looks like this needs to be dragged back out from the depths of the Internet:
http://fuckthesouth.com/

GeneralLerong April 8, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Thanks. I needed that.

No chance a New Madrid earthquake will send the whole state of Mississippi sailing off into the polluted Gulf of Mexico? Preferably with some hunks of adjacent states attached. Or maybe just have the Gulf flood the place?

Where's some good old fashioned smiting when it's needed? The gods must be lazy.

jus_wonderin April 8, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Give me a heads up 'cuz there's a few chunks of Texas I wanna toss on those quake patches.

unclejeems April 9, 2011 at 1:56 am

That would be Missouri, but same-o, same-o. Let's keep St. Louis, though.

CookiE_MonstA April 11, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Wow, how did I miss this for so many years…

DerrickWildcat April 8, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Fox breaking news…A new poll finds that black people will not marry Americans.

El Pinche April 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

HA! This should be at the top with +1000.

Lucidamente1 April 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

"What are in for, Slim?"

"First degree murder. And you?"

"Uh, marryin' a negro."

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 8, 2011 at 8:42 pm

from Huckleberry Finn:

"Good gracious! anybody hurt?"

"No'm. Killed a nigger."

"Well, it's lucky; because sometimes people do get hurt."

Negropolis April 9, 2011 at 1:55 am

Samuel Clemens was all kinds of awesome, huh?

weejee April 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

So does that poll put the kybosh on Bristol marrying the future Governor of Alabama, Sir Charles Barkley?

jus_wonderin April 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

It certainly doesn't prohibit her from riding him.

Troubledog April 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

DO YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WIF YO DATES?

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:13 pm

I laughed so hard at this you probably heard me through the innertoobs.

nounverb911 April 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

“I believe God made us a different color for a reason and should be honored by not marrying outside of the race that God picked for me, however the color of one’s skin does not make him/her better than another color.”
What about orange people like Boehner? Who will he marry?

Steverino247 April 8, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Oompa Loompas, of course.

emmelemm April 8, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Snooki?

Gopherit April 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

I am fairly certain that you could get a supermajority of wonkette commenters polled to say that any reproduction between native Mississippians would be best ended in abortion.

Also, this sounds like a perfect question to ask Candidate Barbour.

finallyhappy April 8, 2011 at 3:53 pm

no, but they should all be forced to have pre-wedding vasectomies

baconzgood April 8, 2011 at 2:43 pm

"Where are all the white women at?"

-The Guy Standing Next to Gene Wilder-

WriteyWriterton April 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm

[White guy standing next to Richard Pryor, with a Pythonesque accent]: "Excuse me, lads, would you be so kind as to inform me where I might find the dark-complected females?"

philpjfry April 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm

I think a man and a woman are mixed enough

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 8, 2011 at 8:44 pm

"Opposite marriage."

harry_palmer April 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm

It's obvious they like their gene pool nice and brackish. The more closely related, the better!

bumfug April 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Any redneck who tells me I can't get with Halle Berry can kiss my ass.

jus_wonderin April 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Or…Zoe Saldana.

philpjfry April 8, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Sarah Palin fans are racist. Now there is a shocker

Barbara_i April 8, 2011 at 2:45 pm

If any of these mouth breathers had a fine looking woman, such as Condoleezza, hitting on them they'd be all over that like white on Rice.

Gopherit April 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Oh, fucking black women is okay. But marrying them? Granny'd get the vapors.

Texan_Bulldog April 8, 2011 at 2:55 pm

See Thurmond, Strom.

AJW@[redacted] April 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Lenny Bruce had a routine about such matters 50 years ago…

riverside68 April 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

I would trust Condi to cold cock those fuckers with a strap on and Ferragamo boots if they got within 50 feet of her. (Didn't she grow up south, leave, and never look back?)

horsedreamer_1 April 8, 2011 at 11:58 pm

But some pretty Southern Belle, in a sundress & sandals, fanning herself on the veranda, between sips of sweet tea? She'd be down.

& all those rumours about her shacking up with Dubya in an adulterous, miscegenous (neologism?) affair? The tabs fingered the wrong Bush. They meant Laura.

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] April 8, 2011 at 2:45 pm

I'm shocked.

I had no idea they had telephones in Mississippi.

Fred_Wertham_Jr April 8, 2011 at 2:55 pm

I regret that I have but one upfist to give to your joke.

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:21 pm

coming soon: shoes!

Pithaughn April 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Mississippi (never get tired of spelling that ! ) First in rickets!

LabRodent April 8, 2011 at 2:47 pm

B.B. King is the only good thing to come out of Mississippi.

SheriffRoscoe April 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm

And Morgan Freeman. Oh, and Faulkner.

AJW@[redacted] April 8, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Elvis.

baconzgood April 8, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Up fist for mentioning my favorite writer.

weejee April 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Absalom², a Sutpen instead of state pen.

FNMA April 8, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Don't forget McKinley Morganfield.
Or Robert Johnson.
Or Bukka White.
Or Mississippi John Hurt.
Or…well, I could go on…

Moonbatting Average April 8, 2011 at 3:21 pm

*fires up "Got my Mojo Working"*

*feels better*

XOhioan April 8, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Moon pies.

jus_wonderin April 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

RC Cola?

undeterredbyreality April 8, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Son House.

fartknocker April 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Pine Top Perkins, who taught B.B. King how to play the guitar.

RIP Pinetop.

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 8, 2011 at 8:54 pm

He died!? Damn. When he was 91, he survived a train colliding with his car.

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 8, 2011 at 11:20 pm

What about our brother ElviouslyQueer?

The Magnolia State. #50 in per capita income. #1 in percentage of African American population. Primal goo from which Haley Barbour slithered. EQ survived it, and lived to snark about it. Give him his due, Wonkies.

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Can we please expand upon this to include all the blues music that originated in the Mississippi Delta? Robert Johnson came from Sunflower County; you'd look a long time to find a more poetic name than that.

GuyClinch April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Haha, Jack, just noticed your little headline. BTW, what are those called? Sur-titles? Super-titles? Pre-heds? Pre-cum?

Mumbletypeg April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

*Sigh.* [outstretched palm to receive spit-out gumwad; adjusts eyeglass neck-chain; taps ruler pedantically on gradebook cover]

We onlookers give you an F, Mississippi.

To add to your growing collection.

Tommmcattt April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Exactly.

Steverino247 April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Down fister troll strikes again. Dude, if's Friday. Take the rest of the day off, will ya?

KeepFnThatChicken April 8, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Down Fisting Troll:

You can drop my score all you want. But just remember that I don't have to believe in evolution, and you waste one seventh of your life trotting around with your friends — real and imaginary.

Fuck you and your incapable-of-orgasm trophy wife,
Chickensmack

p.s.: guess how I know?

JustPixelz April 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

He/she adds to page views. Otherwise Riley would have to rely on the kindness of strangers to buy his drinks.

widestanceroman April 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

No days off until Mom's on the rag again.

El Pinche April 8, 2011 at 3:34 pm

He'll be spending hours downfisting while I'm doing tequila shots and giving my wife the dirty dick this afternoon. Sad to be miserable neurotic brietbart troll.

Steverino247 April 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

You might want to wash that thing first. Unless, of course, part of the fun is licking it clean…

Barbara_i April 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm

small minded government.
The downfister molested you. I plumped you back up.

DeeJayKitteh April 8, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Speaking of small-minded…jeez. You'd think he'd get bored by now. But thanks for the upfist! I hate having my pee molested by the downfist troll.

emmelemm April 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm

That .gif always makes my day!!!

Limeylizzie April 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Why the fuck did the trollcunt downfist you for that ?

emmelemm April 8, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Downfisting downfister downfists indiscriminately. He has downfist transcendance.

OneYieldRegular April 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm

If nothing else, this certainly underscores the effective leadership of Haley Barbour.

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Phew. The downfist toilet troll is moving much to fast to be reading the posts on here, and we know he can't read very fast what having sound out the phonemes and all,

Gopherit April 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm

You should talk to the guy. What a whiner. "Ken banned me! You guys are so intolerant! It wasn't because my posts were pedantic and filled with insults! I AM FUNNY AND INTERESTING!! I WILL DOWNFIST YOU ALL! FEEL MY VENGEANCE!"

I have to admire this kind of dedication. He probably digs a hell of a ditch, too.

SorosBot April 8, 2011 at 3:03 pm

I just read your conversation with him, and god is he pathetic; I see he also admits to being a sockpuppet created after the first time he was banned here.

Gopherit April 8, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Yeah, I've read more than a few of his comments.

Hey, Koch, you really aren't that interesting. Maybe you can find something you can do better. I'd start with a spelling book first.

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

"I AM FUNNY AND INTERESTING!! I WILL DOWNFIST YOU ALL! FEEL MY VENGEANCE!" "

he must be an Objectivist.

[redacted]hse April 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Can you even imagine the fingerprints and goo on his monitor screen?

BornInATrailer April 8, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Is it funny that I wasn't sure how to pronounce phoneme and tried to sound it out?

Crank_Tango April 8, 2011 at 3:45 pm

phone me phone me phone me!!!

LOL I listened to too much morrissey this weekend.

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:18 pm

I think that counts as meta-humor, or something.

GregComlish April 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Hey guys, did you ever wonder if a diversely representative selection of hot people from across the globe used their "combined powers" via coitus that we could produce a Super-Liberal like Captain Planet?

Boojum_Reborn April 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm

So, you need an excuse for an orgy?

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

somehow i'm reminded of the end of Dr. Strangelove…

Come here a minute April 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Cool, I'm moving to Mississippi, where they won't look at me funny cause I sort my M&Ms before eating them.

Oxford Town around the bend
He come in to the door, he couldn’t get in
All because of the color of his skin
What do you think about that, my frien’?

GOPCrusher April 8, 2011 at 3:05 pm

You too? I have a friend that does that, and when I asked him why, he says "I don't know, I just have always done it."
He was a virgin until he got married at 45 years old.

weejee April 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

♪♫ Went in dumb. Come out dumb too
Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes ♫♪

Oh shit, that's LSU, not Ol' Miss.

Did have a lengthy conversation with a Mississippi State alum who is quite suspect for any that go to Oxford, MS. The get too liberaluhmacated there.

V572..whatever April 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm

♪♬And the poor White remains
On the caboose of the train
But it ain't him to blame
He's only a pawn in their game♪♫

Yeah, okay Bob, but it doesn't mean he isn't a big asshole.

deanbooth April 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with his arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix. — Leon M. Bazile, Virginia judge, 1958

If God intended us to intermarry, he would have given us wings.

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

that quote makes it sound like god created the earth as a giant board game,

[redacted]hse April 8, 2011 at 6:15 pm

Then the white-assed MFs don't really belong here, where god intended the Red man to live, do they?
" Makes sense to me…..does it to you?" (hat tip to TJ!)

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:21 pm

So in this color scheme, what is "Malay"?

DaSandman April 8, 2011 at 2:51 pm

LOL! yeah baby, slinging the dark thick dick do make the White Man crazy. Not as much as the white ladies however.

Don't be hatin' I'm just saying…

Limeylizzie April 8, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Plurality of English women thinks Interracial Marriage should be compulsory.

GeneralLerong April 8, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Your new avatar pic caused yet another tea splotch on my monitor. So messy. Hafta get at that some time.

Limeylizzie April 8, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Ain't she pretty?

teebob2000 April 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Wait — interracial marriage is *legal* in Mississippi ???

SmutBoffin April 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Today, we are all Palin-supporting Iagos.

KeepFnThatChicken April 8, 2011 at 2:54 pm

it's Mississippi. It's flat as fuck, there's lots of mosquitoes, and the whites rank first in ass and last in class.

unclejeems April 9, 2011 at 1:26 am

Right. And lots of fat white guys wear shirts that says "Ole Miss" across the chest.

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Oh and BTW, Mississippi rethuglicans is OK with 14 year old cousins marrying, 12 year olds if one of em's pregnant.

BklynIlluminati April 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm

We really need to cut our losses with the south already

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

i don't think if the civil war happened today it would be a war. more like, "can we still be friends?"

donner_froh April 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Where all the white women at?

They are all off getting interracial married to the black guys.

orygoon April 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

I married a person who didn't look like me. The gender was completely opposite.

Admittedly, the thing was a big ol' mistake.

randcoolcatdaddy April 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm

"“I believe God made us a different color for a reason and should be honored by not marrying outside of the race that God picked for me, however the color of one’s skin does not make him/her better than another color.”

I'm sorry – I don't believe in your magical "god" thing. Could you please give me a better excuse for your illogical fear-mongering bigotry?

JustPixelz April 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm

(ya beat me to it by a mere 16 mins)

Allmighty_Manos April 8, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Mississippi GOP is basically another way of saying every white person in the state. .

DashboardBuddha April 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

If you had told me back in the day that 1 decade into the 21st century we would still have racist bullshit like this, I would have been stunned. Stunned!

But then, I wouldn't have known how much the GOP would be playing their base and encouraging shit like this either.

sportshort April 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm

People are racist in Mississippi? Say it's not so! The birthplace of the blues? I thought we'd all live in harmony after that little dustup in the 1860's. Darn. I am so disappointed/

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:10 pm

penis goes in, penis goes out. you can't explain that.

metamarcisf April 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm

This is bad news for Mitch McConnell

neiltheblaze April 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Shocking. Though, not really, considering that most people in Mississippi think that Moses had to dodge velociraptors in the Sinai and that and Haley Barbour is a statesman.

Crank_Tango April 8, 2011 at 3:17 pm

This is good news for Anita Hill.

widestanceroman April 8, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Mixed race abortions were A-ok to Nixon, and, judging by the present GOP, I don't imagine that's changed much.

Andrew Drinker April 8, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Hey Jack, you forgot the next part!

We asked voters on this poll whether they think interracial marriage should be legal or illegal- 46% of Mississippi Republicans said it should be illegal to just 40% who think it should be legal. On the subject of inter-species marriage, 42% of Mississippi Republicans said it should be legal to marry any farm animal while 38% said only mammalian farm animals could be wed to humans.

[redacted]hse April 8, 2011 at 6:21 pm

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

James Michael Curley April 8, 2011 at 3:23 pm

How do you know? Really, do I need to review my comments more?

Barbara_i April 8, 2011 at 9:03 pm

I know because everyone who post starts out as +1. I post and I refresh the page and there is a long line of people, including myself at 0. The downfister comes to the new posts and starts quickly.

James Michael Curley April 9, 2011 at 3:41 pm

So I miss all this because my boss keeps walking to my desk instead of calling me into his office.

riverside68 April 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Damm it, Is Trump gonna hafta come out against interracial marriage now?
Cause he will, if that's what it takes.
He just wants a commitment that this will sow up the deal, it's all about the deal. (Didn't you read his book?)
Whoever told him that going birther would be enough is fired!
Whoever is married some different race is fired!

Ducksworthy April 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Nevar fergit! Southerners fought the civil war to preserve the kind feudal, aristocratic, slave based society the GOP is trying to impose on all of us today.

a_pink_poodle April 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

"And Jesus said unto the interracial couple, "KEEP YER DIRTY DARKY HANDS OFF THAT LOVELY LILY WHITE SKIN, YOU BEAST!" and he hastily pushed the man out the backdoor of the Temple/beat him to death with a lead pipe."

-Leviticus 6:9

anniegetyerfun April 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Well, why did you have to go and quote something actually in the Bible? You could have at least made something up.

a_pink_poodle April 8, 2011 at 6:10 pm

How about Shutyerbuttup 6:969?

anniegetyerfun April 8, 2011 at 6:13 pm

Well, it's at least keeping with a theme.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 10, 2011 at 3:49 pm

You don't find a whole lot of Jesus in Leviticus. Or in Mississippi, when you get right down to it.

a_pink_poodle April 10, 2011 at 6:33 pm

THATSTHEJOKE.JPG

FlownOver April 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Maybe Mississippi and Montana can go to war over which is worse – interracial or same-sex relationships.

Either way, at least 48 states would be a little better off.

BarackMyWorld April 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

**sings and packs his bags**

weejee April 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Jack can you get in touch with Linda McMahon's people and see if you can make riverside's idea happen?

Pay-per-view smackdown!!!

riverside68 April 8, 2011 at 5:13 pm

weejee,
C'Addle ain't by any chance Seattle by way of Coeur d'Alene?
(Just askin cause my daddy did that in 1925, lived in the CD too.)

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 3:37 pm

come on, Mississippi: god's box is full of different colored crayons. but we're all still crayons.
so, pull your head out the hole on the backside of god's box and join the human race. we have shoes. pretty, pretty shoes.

BTWBFDIMHO April 8, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Christian Louboutin, I presume?

poncho_pilot April 9, 2011 at 4:46 pm

shhh! the shoes are just petrified graham crackers attached to feet with rubber bands!

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:24 pm

"we have shoes. pretty, pretty shoes."

Good enough for me!

x111e7thst April 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm

So take up the White Man's burden–
And reap his old reward,
which in Mississippi is usually sex with your sister or cousin,
depending on which of them is better at running away.

peaceocrap April 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Government should stop sticking its big nose into oil drilling in the gulf, or regulating nuclear power plants, or having safety standards for coal mines, and get back to its real job of stopping people who love each other from getting hitched.

LettucePrey April 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Yo, everyone: here is everything you ever wanted or needed to know about Mississippi. And I mean everything. It's the armpit of North America and has been for 200 years. This latest poll should surprise no one.

Edit: Damnit! Won't let me imbed the link: http://i.imgur.com/zMaff.jpg

SorosBot April 8, 2011 at 3:50 pm

So calling them fat dumb fundamentalist redneck trash is statistically proven!

jus_wonderin April 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm

"Red and yellow. Black and white. They are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little childern of the world."

I can't believe we sang that at our all white Baptist church (that I ran away from so fast when I learned I could say "No, Mom, I'd rather have my ears pulled off. Thank you.)

She is more liberal now.

anniegetyerfun April 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Well, you sang THAT song. But it didn't say nothing about allowing those little black kids to marry those little white kids.

Warpde April 8, 2011 at 3:42 pm

The poll also found 99.9% of those asked believe inbreading is Gawd's way of eliminating undesirables.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 10, 2011 at 3:52 pm

So they're with Darwin, after all. Who knew?

smashaduck April 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Has anyone told Clarence Thomas? No? Hey Clarence, guess what. They still hate you.

DustBowlBlues April 8, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Actually, I'm grateful for MIssissippi. Without them, Oklahoma would look even more backasswards.

Before I scoot out the door to get things fixed up at church for worship and Sunday School, let me leave you with this thought: every time a Repubiitard opens his/her mouth, Jesus weeps.

anniegetyerfun April 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm

But but but… if it were illegal, then Barack Obama would never have been born! Who would these people direct their Scooter Rage at?

genxr April 8, 2011 at 4:10 pm

See, dey dun tol' ya dat race mixin wuld cum to no good.

AnAmericanInTO April 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Is this some bizarre way to retroactively make Obama illegitimate?

As goes Mississippi, so goes Hawaii.

50 years ago.

glamourdammerung April 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Small government!

SorosBot April 8, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Well who doesn't?

Beetagger April 8, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Today I learned that skin color is like Garanimals for stupid people.

fartknocker April 8, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Stay classy Mississippi GOP.

And I would love to make sweet, sweet love to Pam Greer. That woman is H O T. And do it in Mississippi after drinking some Mint Julieps and eating crawfish gumbo. Sexy thoughts indeed….

V572..whatever April 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm

It's a personal choice. The state should stay out of it.

Pragmatist2 April 8, 2011 at 7:08 pm

That's weirdly coherent.

__kth__ April 8, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Forget it, Jake. It's Mississippi.

Redhead April 8, 2011 at 4:19 pm

I think people shouldn't marry outside of their IQ range, either. God made some of us smart and some of us dumb as a brick for a reason!

/snark – I'm not sure I buy these results… they sound AWFULLY close to what I would say if a telemarketer called my cell phone and interrupted my dinner. Of course, I'd probably throw an alien reference in there too (or trucknutz!), and I don't have a landline… but still. At least 1/3 of those people saying interracial marriage should be illegal HAD to be just fucking with the guy.

anti0aquabudda April 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm

It is sad that there are still so many racists on both sides of the isle!!!

owhatever April 8, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Those morans could not spell KKK if you spotted them two Ks.

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm

"Um… Can I buy a vowel?"

EdFlintstone April 8, 2011 at 4:30 pm

A plurality of Mississippi republicans don't know what a plurality is.

4TheTurnstiles April 8, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Mississippi's late for her Biggest Loser Transformation Moment. Bob Harper, do your work…

BTWBFDIMHO April 8, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Kind of obvious, like asking about cock size.

BTWBFDIMHO April 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Meaning: they don't want Sarah Palin to marry Vladimir Putin.

Lost_Teabaggers April 8, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Considering Mississippi literally saw 88% of its honky population vote McCain in 2008 while 94% of its black populace sanely picked Obama, this is neither a shock nor unexpected. I keep saying this to teabaggers…you can't pretend theres no racism in your group when a full 6% voted against Obama simply because he's black in 2008. That was 6% who was honest enough to admit it…which for Republicans, is a pretty high %. But something between 45-52% of Republicans also think Barry was born in Kenya, too. What I'm saying is, to cut to the chase….you stupid racist bastard Republicans, grow up fucking finally! It's 2011, Jesus Christ you people hold onto racism with a vigor most people hold onto life with….fucking unbelieveable…you dumb, sow fucking…chislers…. :grumbles: can't wait for the next civil war so we get to kill these inbred assholes all over again…

lochnessmonster April 8, 2011 at 5:17 pm

There is only one race, the Human Race.

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 5:22 pm

i don't have the answer to that but it would explain the 10 story tall pop-o-matic bubble in Antarctica.

Manhattan123 April 8, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Can't wait to hear Clarence & Ginni Thomas' reply to this, their base.

BZ1 April 8, 2011 at 5:52 pm

Does the downfister ever leave a comment or a trace?

MistaEko April 8, 2011 at 5:59 pm

40% of Missisipians have close friends who are black.

pinkocommi April 8, 2011 at 6:11 pm

Why is it always the bigots who care the most about honoring God? (in exactly the wrong way….)

zhubajie April 8, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Are they aware she's married to an Eskimo?

WordSaladNation April 8, 2011 at 7:45 pm

Bachmann/Mandingo '12!

Zvi_Bleindmeis April 8, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Correction: elected leaders don't decide why you get to marry. They decide who you don't get to marry. Think of it as Freedom Parameters.

Gainsbourg69 April 8, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Has anyone asked white, southern girls if they're cool with this? Because if there's a demographic that loves the minority cock is fat, white, southern girls.

Negropolis April 9, 2011 at 1:48 am

I feel sorry for the pollsters. I mean, I can't imagine they've ever heard the term "nigger-lover" so much as they had heard that night.

Wait till they find out that Jesus was a Jew! Jewsus; boy-howdy!

Negropolis April 9, 2011 at 1:51 am

Says Mississippi: KKKlass? I Haz it.

Negropolis April 9, 2011 at 1:52 am

More like Kudzu, if you ask me.

ttommyunger April 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm

"Plurality of Mississippi GOP Think…." Really, Jack? I fucking doubt THAT!

tessiee April 9, 2011 at 3:08 pm

"God doesn't want Coco Puffs in His milk. "

God is lactating???

ChuckieJesus April 9, 2011 at 9:56 pm

Yeah, watch out for them backwashin' honkies.

ChuckieJesus April 9, 2011 at 10:02 pm

One of whom just downfisted me, apparently

ChuckieJesus April 9, 2011 at 10:03 pm

It's OK, I'm half honkie!

widget2011 April 10, 2011 at 7:11 pm

This is what Sarah Palin calls "real murkans", in other words, someone not afraid to call Obamer a nigger.

Texan_Bulldog April 8, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I think you just described Newt Gingrich.

AJW@[redacted] April 8, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Nobody, obvs.

anniegetyerfun April 8, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Normally, I would respond "Me, me, me, please pick me!" But now that I know it might one day be illegal in a fine state like Mississippi, I'm not sure. I mean, I'd hate to violate the law to get me some milk chocolate… oh, who am I kidding? Do it to me, hard.

Rotundo_ April 8, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Any target of opportunity.

Gold_ManSacks April 8, 2011 at 5:19 pm

I'm more of a caramel complexion but that is neither here nor there. The issue here is getting politicians out of my bedroom and away from my sexy parts.

Gold_ManSacks April 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Boo to that! I down fist you with gusto for saying I can't make sweet, sweet love to ladies just because my skin is a color your pasty white ass can only dream of. I will have sexy time and I will have it with women of many different hues and shades.

anniegetyerfun April 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm

That changes nothing on my end.

zhubajie April 8, 2011 at 7:27 pm

I agree!

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