A true disaster:
At 6 in the morning? Somebody's messing with Ben again.
Time to move away from those fault lines. There’s no way you’re safe now. If it’s humanly possible to cause earthquakes, that will probably be the result of this. Obviously, this is an crisis. [Twitter]

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