If you guys didn’t hear, Democrats tax everything! Thankfully these very adept rapping fellows from the world-famous ghetto Dartmouth are here to explain this, make a number of strained pop-culture references, and give shout-outs to some of their favorite Bible verses. And you’d never believe it, but all of the Fox News personalities love them!
Here is a video of them playing basketball and, um, sitting on a wall for a bit? Are they on the Dartmouth basketball team, or are those hoops just really low? Dartmouth, when you let these guys in, did they break the SAT they were so good at it? Like, did they dunk the SAT and shatter its glass?
“God loves the poor, but so does Big Government.” Whoops! “I wish for a passion so strong I uproar / That my child bares a dream, be an entrepreneur.” Oh man, we’re uproaring so hard on these small-businesses rhymes up in heres, shortsies!
Glenn Beck’s website is working again, and it has a review:
If you’re not familiar with “The Young Cons,” then let me introduce you to them. Josh Riddle and David Rufful are seniors at Dartmouth College, where they spend their free time playing basketball, attending classes, and–rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ. Their unique [YES!] brand of rap music has been noticed by the likes of Megyn Kelly, USA Today, Fox News, Mark Steyn, Mike Huckabee, and the list goes on.
It definitely does! These bros list all the testimonials from conservatives on their website. One black guy says (haha, jk, he’s white), “They’re Christian. They’re conservative. And, of course, liberals are going crazy over this. Some of their lyrics are really a hoot.” A hoot! Somebody called them a “hoot!” That’s the kind of reputation a rapper usually has to murder for! (Or be an owl.)
How do you know these young gentlemen are academics? Just look at their sources!
“You had me at citing Free Republic. A-plusses for all of you!” — their professor
“Those blazers you’re threading are very doping, dog-dogs! We respect you!” — other rappers
Congratulations, Dartmouth [The Blaze]
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"Conservative Rap Group ‘The Young Cons’ White, Terrible At Rapping"
I'm sure they're good at raping though.
Rapping meaning "Rapping" black people in the head in the dead of night and then burning crosses.
I am ashamed of myself for upfisting this comment.
Also: LMFAO!
Don't forget pillaging either – for shizzle.
frat boys on drugs, date rapin' their way thru the Ivy League…douchebags, also
frat boys on drugs, date rapin' their way thru the Ivy League…DartMouth douchebags, also
Young Cons, Chet "Haze" Hanks thanks you for making him look cool.
Seriously, when are white people going to learn that they can't rap, no matter how much they try?
And I know what you're gonna say, but Eminem is not white. He's from Detroit fer chrissakes.
TP;DC. (Too Preppy; Didn't Click)
"Young Cons?" Isn't that James O'Keefe and the guys who broke into the Senator's office?
And why aren't they in pimp suits?
there are a lot of young cons in the rap game
hmmm, a Republican Boy Band.
They should change their name to "The Wide Stance".
Marky Mark Foley and the Luggage Lifters.
Wha? Somebody call me?
My first thought was what fine fellating lips the lad has, and as we all know, you don't get round lips from eating square meals.
Pubic Enema.
Crackers With Attitude.
Young Dongs for Cons.
"The Rentboys."
Mike Huckabilly Hawg will have to hold a gun to my head to make me watch that crap!
I hear ya, wouldn't wast ANY of my valuable Youtubing minutes watching that retched Young Repiglicker swill!
christ, the bar is so low for rightwing entertainment, it's just laying on the ground. and no i am not gonna watch that.
The fruits of aesthetic Stalinism are bitter indeed.
I did, I regret I did, I only made it through the "airplanes" remix from morbid curiosity, "Obama Reid Pelosi" was about 30 seconds til mute/hold. The only white people who have been able to rap without looking like complete assholes doing so to date are Eminem and The Beastie Boys. I think the reason there aren't more of them is that most white folk are convinced that anyone can grab a mic and go to it. Most white folk who believe this and who try to rap make steaming piles of shit like this. It isn't as easy as those young brown folks make it look.
Do Jews (or whatever a Bavitz is) count as white? Because Aesop Rock is also pretty good, assuming you like dense, expressionistic wordpiles.
your heart is in the right place, but there are more than two good white rap acts out there – Jedi Mind Tricks, Classified, Sleep, and Sage Francis come to mind immediately.
Hey, don't forget the Surfaris! What was "Surfer Joe" if not white rap, hengh?
well, the right wing is not well known for their love of the arts. or love in general.
Stryper excepted, of course.
Dartmouth conservatives: they've come a long way from vandalizing anti-apartheid demonstrations and breaking into the offices of gay newspapers.
They've probably held one of those "affirmative action bake sales" that the college Republicans all to think are hilarious.
They have?
hoot. is that some kinda hip hop slang white people use, like jiggy?
Sort of. I can't vouch for the hip hop angle, but am of the pale persuasion and have been known to call something that amuses me a hoot and a half. And, yes, I am an asshole.
They ride the short bus to white guy rap school.
~
Yo, don't tax my trust fund, brah! Seriously–what the fuck do these little shitbags know about being taxed on anything?! 'Like a stomach to a turd' just about says it all.
Hip-Hop Is DAD!!!
As if there wasn't enough crap music in the world already.
At last – a rap group that fat, fish-belly white, brown-shoed Poindexters can love.
Not only that – but Megyn Kelly noticed them!
Looks like someone went to the Big Lots Clearance Center and got them a Reagan t-shirt, threw some bible quotes into a "crap" *typo* "rap" and thinks that Obama raised their taxes.
Don't waste too much time at the cluster mailboxes in your trailer park, waiting for those Tiger Woods sized checks to arrive. McDonald's is still having a job fair here soon. Get your mom to wake you up early that day.
Also, don't keep checking your pay-as-you-go cell phone for a call from Fergie. She doesn't want to do a duet with you.
Oh, I'm sure these guys have wealthy parents and over-paying jobs they are completely unqualified for waiting for them, even if they drop out and get multiple DUIs.
Their moms should have worn multiple IUDs
LOL. I actually tune in for the Barbara show each day!!! I just can't compete at your level.
That is so sweet, thanks!
We aren't competing, please. We are all here for the fun and games.
I'm wit ya on dat…gave up on the commentatin' (mostly) and just enjoy the fruits of much smarter/ snarkier Wonketeers (plus I can't type well with one hand…while I'm drinkin' that is!)
they wanted to use the rhythm method. didn't rub off on the offspring, though. unlike Uncle Larry.
yup, Dartmouth is the place for rich white GOP boys.
This is will almost certainly be my first and last comment on the site, which I expect to continue to enjoy reading as I've done in the past.
I merely wanted to make this (friendly) point, if you'll indulge me: Mocking those with whom one disagrees on the basis of their race, sex, sexual orientation, weight, appearance, rate or mode of income, educational level, living conditions, etc., is not a particularly "liberal" or humane approach to rational commentary, even in the form of satire. As Thomas Nagel writes, "To fight dirty is to direct one's hostility or aggression not at its proper object, but at a peripheral target which may be more vulnerable, and through which the proper object can be attacked indirectly." He was referring to dropping napalm on civilians but the principle holds. Presumably there will be people who share your general (enlightened!) Weltanschauung who, sadly, are forced to work/eat at McDonalds, use pay-as-you-go cellphones, etc. If your aim is to point out the false consciousness under which certain people live, I believe there is a "snarky" way to do so without also denigrating the victims of the self-same market ideology that purportedly inspires that snark in the first place.
Yes, I do realize this is a joke site. Is that a permission slip to be fatuous, smug and utterly lacking in self-awareness? I think not.
Well this ought to work as a strategy for their 15 minutes of fame. Cons in the sense that they are against things, of course. I bet they will bring the house down at the Republican Presidential Convention, then they slide into a nice job greased by daddy's influence and their notoriety.
Not merely cons, con-artists.
Better! Hey we've been zero'd!
It's a bonding experience, no?
Maybe convicts some day?
Their original band name was "The Young Coons"—until someone looked it up.
God bless required African American studies courses, huh?
Also, I know I haven't been commenting a lot recently, but this downfister is quick on the fist!
Funnier than drugs. Uhhhh, some drugs, like Metamucil.
Can we get Chuck D to take them out into Spanish Harlem for a few days to show what Reaganomics really did to this country?
Fuck it. I'm just gonna break out the card-board and do some head spins.
I'll be there poppin' which youse.
If Chuck D showed up and knocked on the door these kids hide under the bed and ask the servants to dial 911.
like to see Chuck D just drop the douchebags off in the hood for a few days, with their bullshit 'rap' and without Daddy's credit cards…a few caps in dey asses might provoke a shift in their 'perspective'!
Them White guys can really throw down on those 8ft rims.
I think that was by the Looney Island Boys.
I that they are supposed to be in college and all, which makes them young, but do they realize that "Cons" usually refers to dudes in jail?
Also, if that Reagan tshirt dude has that little hair in college he is going to be totally bald by the time he is 25.
"Young Cons", as in Young Convicts, which they are sure to be after they get caught doing some sort of crime like embezzlement, all the while claiming that they were merely "entrepreneuring".
Insider trading.
It's teh irony. Very big in college. And they usually don't know what it means.
In their defense, they were raised listening to John Ashcroft sing "Let the eagle soar."
after all of Ashcroft shenanigans i think "left the eagle soar" would've been more apt.
you know, after he got done "surprise sexing" it.
sorry.
They could go on, but really, after Megyn Kelly and Mark Steyn have given you props everything else is superfluous.
Megyn Kelly, USA Today, Fox News, Mark Steyn, Mike Huckabee are known for thier understanding of hard core rap. Man that Megyn Kelly has got's da street cred yo!
Megyn Kelly has got's da street cred yo!
"street cred"? That's what they're calling them today?
I can't keep up with the slang … in my day we called them hooters or tatas.
Hey Lil Wayne this is your cousin Big Wayne I think I found the sound you've been looking for…..listen
hahahaha. i wish i could vote this up more.
No. Just no. I rebuke this shit in the name of Cthulu.
This nauseates Cthulu. Hard though that is to believe.
when are these clowns going to learn that you don't make conservative hip hop in the view of the official rap cerberus
this is what you end up getting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzpSbGgDx_w
Damn it feels good to be a Kochsta
A real Kochsta-ass cracka always swings to the right
A real Kochsta-ass cracka never taps his fuckin feet
'cause real Kochsta-ass cracka don't pay any taxes
And cracka never gotta pay shit
Showin' all his boys how he conned em
But real Kochsta-ass cracka wear Trucknutz
'cause real Kochsta-ass cracka know they got em
And everythings mad in the mind of a Kochsta
'cause Kochsta-ass cracka think dumb
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
'cause real gangsta ass cracka don't think
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', diapa-wearn' prankstas
'cause when the anger dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a Kochsta
fucking WIN…you is da man(chu) tonite! (do I hear Jay Z callin'?)
Beautiful! You and Kochy Boys are trick-or-treating.
The Day The Music Died.
It didn't so much die as commit suicide to make the agony stop.
Don't think much of the music, but the homoeroticism is subtly and nicely done, especially in the 2nd vid. No wonder these guys are a hit with the Right.
Wouldn't surprise me if they were also pro wrestling fans.
The List will go on [stage] before these guys do…
tiny whiny whitey weenie phallus or whatever its new name is, is being really busy today with all the downfisting. Slow down buddy, you'll get carpel tunnel. And NO OBAMA care for you, dickwad.
I got a guy named Kochbot to follow me today. A simpleton who beleives the Koch Brothers have his best interests at heart. Ah yes going through life deluded.
the last time i was downfisted this much in twenty minutes i was ready for a nap by the end. and i have Kockbot following my ass, as well. again. how will i know how much people love me without a high p score?
They need Megyn Kelly and Hannity SHAKIN' THAT ASS in their next video.
I have wondered this. Did the Kelly's name her MeGYN so she'd remember she was a woman instead of the bitchy bastard she seems on the teevee?
I think that every time I see her name. They don't need to remind us she's a twat.
Add KLo in a thong for all those conservatards who like a woman with back.
I'm not watching that.
Also, oh dowfisty, I reversed all your work and had sex with your mother.
I think that act should get you a medal of honor. Or maybe on her? Anyway, above and beyond, good sir.
If you see her again, tell her to wash the Cheetoh dust and cum out of his socks and maybe he'll leave the basement more often.
On second thought, do we want him to leave the basement? He might go to Dartmouth.
Downfisty's mother, she's a damn good lay. I think that's something we can ALL agree on.
isn't that like, incest or somethin'?
Needs moar "beezys" and "hoes" and niggas tryna get their noodle wet.
Boehner cried again today. Can he be one of the bitches?
fasho
[/And that concludes this white boy's knowledge of rap poetry.]
Totally apropriate – that's French slang for fascist.
Awesome stuff but you guys are slipping on the tagging. I need to be able to have this and that "Crying For America" boy-for-sale on one easily-referenced page. Is that asking so much?
just wait: they're going to do a split 7".
then they're going to split a 7".
These guys make Vanilla Ice look like Malcom X, compared to them.
Vanilla Ice said he was from the street and the rappers all replied "Sesame Street?"
These guys are from Wall Street. Totally banksta gangsta yo.
Their unique [YES!] brand of rap music has been noticed by the likes of Megyn Kelly, USA Today, Fox News, Mark Steyn, Mike Huckabee, and the list goes on…
Yep, these are all the people I seek approval from for all of my bands…
WORD!
Huck when not chowing squirrel with the family crowds his way on to stages with those of like political minds. (Read Cuntry Music Performers).
I subscribe to the Fox News New Music Spotlight podcast with Steve Doocy. This week the spotlight's on those young whippersnappers Up With People. I hope the Young Cons are featured, too!
Can't someone ship these guys off to Iraq?
We just be all up in the poor culture stealing what we need and laffin' cuz we Dartmouth and down. Too effing bad, you poors with no dream. My daddy bought me a dream cuz I was super self 'steemed. Don't be a poor clown. Get the bootstraps and the cute raps down. You wanna suck a guvvamint tit. Naw, poorboy, hey that ain't it. Be all inta serving me a steak at the restaurant where you work and can't catch a break. Say hi to Jesus when you die and don't be dissing me cause I'm lily, cuz I be Dartmouth, bitch, and illy.
And a FOXsta. Word.
rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ.
One of these things is not like the others.
Oh, oh, I know! Ronald Reagan didn't have a beard.
Then what was Nancy?
touche, sir or madam, touche
Genius!
Three of the greatest charlatans in history.
You know NOTHING about conservatism. Ronald Reagan is Jesus Christ and Ayn Rand. I mean WWRD, dude!
Who's the main one? Is that Young Cheezy?
ITYM Young Cheney.
conservative at 20……….fascist by 30.
In prison for sex crimes and embezzelment at 40. Life awaits boys.
"I admire a manly man and a womanly woman, but I cannot abide a boyly boy."
— Winston Churchill
toothless scooter by 40.
"Cons" seems like an appropriate name for most Conservative groups.
Decepticons. and most of them are whiny little bitches like Starscream.
Riddle and Rufful sounds like the sketchy law firm suing hogwarts.
She turned my client into a newt!
Oh, for fucks sake. Why sweet lord, why ?
No need for me to comment, you have said it quite nicely.
When will the oppression of white, christian Ivy Leaguers end? Fight the poorer!
“They’re Christian. They’re conservative.
No, they're wiggers.
And, of course, liberals are going crazy over this.
They're definitely driving me as crazy as those downfisters…or the when I am confronted by the intelligence and beauty of the Palin lady.
Wassup wif mah wiggahs, man?
Yet again, I feel very ashamed to be white.
It's a daily occurance for me.
This video, in my experience, perfectly encapsulates Dartmouth. God, I hate Dartmouth.
Speaking of God, who the in the living shit can read Ayn Rand and come away thinking her message is somehow compatible with Jesus? I mean, seriously–the thing I LIKED about Ayn Rand when I was in high school was just how much of a militant, fuck-you atheist she was.
i read a Randroid comparing Objectivism to Zen Buddhism last week…takes all kinds, as they say.
I got to :57 in the second one. This really hurts. I mean, really. I think I am going to recrack my rib just to give me something else to think about.
I could only stand about a minute of the first one and thought I have a tax return to do, that helped ease the pain.
The Young Cons…
Sums up the whole right side don't it?
Why did Jesus have to be all lovey? The old testament god would smote these assholes for invoking his name.
They must really be smart if they spend their free time attending classes, or are they just auditing for fun because their parents' fortunes mean they'll never have to work for money?
When young white trust-fund kids are rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand and Jesus Christ, it suggests to me that the apocalypse is not far away. And if it's not, it should be.
May 21st is just around the corner!
And I was thinking revolution by folks who have had of guys like this telling them what to do was on tap for the near future. Either way the future looks bleak.
OMFG. They live in America but think they're in Hell. They go to Ivy League college but think they already know everything. They have iMovie but think they're Spike Lee.
In a related matter, I don't think I'll be able to use all my Bed Bath and Beyond 20% coupons before Judgment Day on May 21st. Does anybody need some extras? I already have a coordinated picnic-wear set — 'cause heaven is still outdoor, right?
"My old man gave big money to dat dog Scott Walker,
I got a great new gig til the shit showed up at Gawker.
Doo. Dah. Dippity."
What would Reagan do, junior?
Why he'd give you the beatdown of your life with his colostomy bag for bustin' that rhyme within earshot of him. Then he'd go have a beer with Tip O'Neal & they'd discuss what a pussy you were.
Crapping is always difficult for tight-asses.
Of course they suck. They can't all play whitefolk blues guitar like Lee Atwater, can they?
Uh…they're a gay couple? Or, this is Playboy's idea of a joke:
http://www.playboy.com/articles/forum-newsfront-l...
Wha?! There's no way. has to be a "joke"
Nice to know they hate themselves.
Have we been punked???
No, since we recognize how ridiculous they are.
Now, Fox "news", and their other 5 fans on the other hand.
It's a joke, but a damned good one.
Is that what the phrase "put a cap in his ass" means?
also love how, because they went to basketball camp one summer, they are all down with the homies
down or DL?
Quick vote: Should that name be
"The Young Been Conned's"
- or –
"The Young Cunts"?
"And, of course, liberals are going crazy over this." I'm going so crazy over this.
Really, I just signed my grandma over to a death panel, aborted three fetuses from my 'man-womb' and made my 21 month old son write out 'Lenin, Marx and Obama are my overlords" 500 times.
That's right, I did all that 'cos I'm a Liberal and those whitey gangstas sent me all fuckin' CRAZY! with their rap-n-whatnot.
I think they mean mildly amused yet disgusted when they say crazy.
I think they do this shit on purpose just to get page views on Wonkette.
Did I go overboard? Fuck. I went overboard again, didn't I.
liberals are
going crazy overrelentlessly mocking this."I'm waiting for the teabagger incarnation of The Clash. White Riot, indeed.
never been in a riot, myself.
Donny Rotten.
Did anyone make it past the first minute?
Fox news people were grateful that the "Young Cons" didn't have a black guy in it — otherwise they would have had to install a separate water fountain just for him.
also Mark Steyn said it reminded him of South Pacific, or some other musical which is the only kind of music he follows
Well there goes the minority youth vote, eh Barry.
*smiles big, like when he's amused*
I thought we laid Vanilla Ice to rest a long time ago.
He has a new career. He's renovating and flipping foreclosures on the DIY network. One person's tragedy is another person's windfall. Although given the sizes of the McMansions, it's possible the victims deserved what they got.
“Those blazers you’re threading are very doping, dog-dogs! We respect you!” — other rappers
WTF? Anonymous source didn't want to weigh in on this issue?
White boys ruin everything.
God damn. I think i just shat myself.
This is just plain awful. And Rebecca Black got shit for her video??
Now THAT'S an idea. These guys have to be promoted endlessly on Youtube as the next Rebecca Black. Let's get them all the attention they deserve, and more!
Well they did spend high school on the mean banks of the Connecticut River in Massachusetts at Northfield Mount Hermon prep school. Check that tuition out: http://www.nmhschool.org/admission-tuition-fees-e...
Watch out Crips, here comes the Blue Bloods.
These motherfuckers are pure skreet, they are.
WALL Skreet.
Betta jump the fuck off, yo.
Or start having those "youthful indiscretions" 50 and 60 year old repuglican men have.
SInce they both like the cock, I doubt they are going to be taking the mistress to the abortion clinic a la Henry Hyde.
And I have not heard them try to use the "youthful indiscretion" excuse on the kid-diddling just yet.
~~ HEY GUYS ~~
i am the guy who made that whole "alvin greene is on the scene rap" from nov. 2010
i am also the guy who made this blistering takedown of the obnoxious WorldNewsDaily "rap group" The Wolverines and their awful attempt at a rap song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzpSbGgDx_w
i am currently penning an incredibly mean and incisive little response track to these guys' nonsense and i would really love it if it got a little bit of love. it would also anger these people considerably to see a direct response to their video get more play than their own.
just a humble lil request for support and maybe a link when the time comes
Needs K-Lo and Newt! wearing thongs shakin' they bootays up and down hard.
thingswhitepeopleruined.tumblr.com
Please please please can they play a gig opening for Rage Against the Machine at the Oakland Coliseum??? I would pay top dollar to see that.
Arm the homeless, indeed.
Nothing like a bunch of privileged white twats using a form of musical expression originally developed in response to the very economic and social injustices they celebrate.
There's nothing that wasn't put on earth for them to take without paying.
Pokemons in a "rap" song…. Thought I'd never see the day
They will never be as good as that Enema guy.
Or that Snoopie Doopie Poop Dogg.
For liberals to be driven crazy by this, shouldn't we have heard of them before?
It's nice to see the Icy Hot Stuntaz again.
They seem so fresh and full of promise. Sad to think that in a few short years they will be drunkenly breaking into random Iowa teenage girls' (boys'?) houses.
No, wait, they've probably already done that.
RUN RNC?
FTW!
Here's the rap video these losers will have to watch after graduation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAirzhGeSc8&fe...
Made me laff.
lol. and about as good at it as Debbie Harry.
Bitch is down with the coke, yo. That was just edgy.
The Young Cons… Redefining suck.
Young moronic fucking douchbag koch suckers
worst attempt at recuperation ever. in the talent area i think this sums it up for me:
young cons: hip hop :: ayn rand : literature
Terrible at rapping, not much good at anything else.
furthermore:
go ninja.
go ninja.
go.
go ninja.
go ninja.
go.
Meh. 20 seconds seems to be the limit of late.
I would let that one kid blow me, but only if he promised not to talk afterward.
I know, right? The short, non-Frankenstein-y one.
Young KKKons be tappin some phat ass.
Why did Jim Carrol have to die while these persist?
Uh no…actually. Expect nasty certified letter shortly, to be handed off to one of daddy's lawyers.
"I am so embarrassed!"- Jesus Christ.
Do 'con' still mean 'convict', like I think it do? Like, uh, kriminuls?
It do!
And they're white cons, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR8qtxts1jY
Somehow this manages to be worse than any misogynistic and violent rapper out there.
SatHeezy is going to destroy them.
Meet the young cons – same as the old cons.
Yeah, I know – too easy.
Just because it is easy doesn't mean it isn't good.
Oh, I'm sure Daddy will purchase the respective copyrights soon enough.
Laws are for other people. Like taxes.
When I hear Dartmouth alumni, I think of Mike Brown – the inept, corrupt owner of the comically bad Cincinnati Bengals.
These guys are the Mike Browns of rap.
Hmmm, mocha. My favorite.
THIS SONG IS A PILE OF HIT!
Oh my stars and garters, I cannot post, for I am too busy "going crazy" over this. Heavens to Betsy!
I listened to approximately 40 seconds of this and now I have to listen to The Coup's entire discography to cleanse my palate.
That's not money to them. It's just chump change. Money is Daddy putting a private recording studio in the new wing he's donated to their dorm.
The easiest way to get internet famous is to combine republican politics with anything republicans consider "black". They're so desperate to say "hey look republicans rap too!" that you end up featured on fox news.
schnoggleblarp.
The Young Caucasians Tribute to the Negroes.
Oh, if only they would live up to their moniker and be thrown in with some real cons to share their tuneful messages…
…noticed by the likes of Megyn Kelly, USA Today, Fox News, Mark Steyn, Mike Huckabee…
Oh, be still, my beating HEART!!!
I think these guys ought to for a band, I like "Good News Boys" to commerate that wonderful "camp". Jesus loved buttsexy stories right before bedtime.
Still not as annoying as Bristol Palin getting a quarter million to appear in a Jersey Shore commercial.
Wonkette you are a liberal hate site for pointing out they went to Dartmouth! That's intolerant! Who will make space for the young, conservative, hanging-with-plutocrat rapperz?
Totally OT… but I just made a little visit to the two trolls following me……WOW….
They're following 600+ and 300+ Intense Debaters a piece….. does that seem a little intense for simple debaters?
We will be on a list somewhere I suppose…..
Another, list again? I suppose this is all going down on my permanent record as well.
Two trolls? I think I only have one.
The Young Cons…..lame.
The Sad Honkeys would have been an awesome name.
And once again …Garage Band and iMovie ruins music entertainment.
I love it when the white boys decide to be all Black. Lorizzle ipsum dolizzle sit amizzle, my shizzles.
Makes me wanta holler – and puke.
I lasted 23 seconds.
Pretty good staying power. They say if you last longer than 24 seconds you should see a doctor immediately.
Was Jesus a conservative? Let's review the Beatitudes.
Blessed be:
- the poor
- mourners
- Those that hunger and thirst for righteousness/justice
- The persecuted
- Those who are weeping
- The hungry
- the followers of the Son of Man
– the meek
- the merciful
- the pure of heart
- the peacemakers
Does that sound like a conservative agenda? Honestly, how do these guys ignore the whole darn Sermon on the Mount, sort of Jesus' signature speech?
Cognitive dissonance is a wonderful thing,
What would Reagan do? Decompose some more I guess.
Gah. Made me tear my earbuds out. Then I remembered – wasn't wearing earbuds.
Ouch.
Haha, clearly the hair gel Reagan T-shirt guy is the real talent of that operation. Vanilla Ice made his comeback!
Obama-Reid-Pelosi [little hand gesture]. Oh my loorrrrd.
"Getting rid of waste like stomach to a turd"
How did the turd get in your stomach? Did it come from someone else's colon or your own?
Guy with the "REP THE …" shirt kinda looks like Tucker Carlson
Josh Riddle and David Rufful are seniors at Dartmouth College, where they spend their free time playing basketball, attending classes, and–rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ.
Let that sink in for a minute.
I am pretty sure that I had more fun in college than they are.
Lonely boys who can't get laid usually get the Ayn Rand phase out of their systems by their third year in school. At least my undergrads do, and I teach at a much less impressive pedigree school than Dartmouth…
I read the short story Anthem, and after listening to a classmate go on and on about Atlas Shrugged, I decided my time was better spent with my cyberpunk novels.
Snow Crash was my objectivist manifesto.
The Horror.. The Horror.
Was Voldemort a Conservative?
I love how its the Dems who always spend taxes, like when the republicans are in charge suddenly all taxes are returned to thier "rightful owners" and the government magically runs on Patriotism and Jesus Juice. God (B)less American Conservatives, living the dream.
Jesus slayed Big Government
Yeah, Jesus slayed Big Government by telling people to "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's"…
That really showed them!
Globalfaction
Brand new track Produced by Red Skull
taken from the highly anticipated album
Soundtrack To The Struggle by Lowkey.
LOWKEY – TERRORIST? (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBnvajSfWU&fe...
The Young Con are awful, but luckily a real rapper has just released a dis track taking them down. Check out SatelliteHigh's Beamers Benz and Bourgeois (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VNONbKh7EY). SatelliteHigh also did a hot take-down of some wannabe TeaParty rappers last year.
gauntlet = thrown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VNONbKh7EY
(from the people who brought you Alvin Greene Is On The Scene)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VNONbKh7EY
here is my ethering of these clowns, "Beamer, Benz, and Bourgeious"
i really personally think wonkette should run a lil piece about it as a rebuttal but YA KNOW i'm biased as heck
I like how one of them can rap so fast he needs subtitles. WOW.
We all come here for the fun and games but stay for the buttsechs.
The Notorious M.B.A.
Salt 'n Salt
Run-G.O.P.
Wrednecks-n-Effect
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