THE POWER IS YOURS  3:18 pm April 6, 2011

Voters: Here’s the Trailer For Arnold Schwarzenegger’s New Cartoon

by Jack Stuef


If the Constitution had been changed, this man could be a Republican frontrunner for the presidential nomination right now. Instead, we just have a few boring small time governors in the race, and he’s making cartoons about hiding teens in some high-tech sex dungeon in his house.

Also, haha, Larry King has a job. And he’s a reporter. You can really do anything with cartoons! [Videogum]

 
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{ 61 comments }

Barbara_i April 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm

That's 3 minutes of my life that I want back.

Callyson April 6, 2011 at 4:10 pm

I know the feeling: we Californians want seven years of our lives back…

Sophist [غني عن ذلك] April 6, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Women tell me that all the time.

harry_palmer April 6, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I could only take about a minute of it, but the character showed much more emotional range and acting ability than Der Gropenfuhrer does in his real movies.

widestanceroman April 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Does he say, "You should not drink and bake" in this? That's the line he should be famous for, not the usual Terminator cliches. I don't even recall what movie it was, but that line was a keeper.

magnetite April 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm

OT, but related. I will always remember/love Under Siege for "check my pies".

ifthethunderdontgetya April 6, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Are you Sarah Connor Palin?
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Zvi_Bleindmeis April 6, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Mendoza!!

tcaalaw April 7, 2011 at 10:10 am

Wouldn't that be more applicable to a cartoon starring the voice-talent of Jeremy Irons?

bumfug April 6, 2011 at 3:37 pm

"Vat do I tink uff Frau Bachmann? Listen goot, mein freund, you don't fuck crazy, you hear me?"

MiniMencken April 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Where's Maria in all of this?

V572..whatever April 6, 2011 at 4:16 pm

She's gotten so emaciated she's invisible under normal light.

SudsMcKenzie April 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm

His finest work since "Jingle All the Way".

ttommyunger April 6, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Yes, he's following me now. I can almost smell the odor of filthy trailer, old bacon grease and Marlboros wafting off of my 'puter.

Gopherit April 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm

OMG….could it be….skoalrebel?

ttommyunger April 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Either that or Red Man.

harry_palmer April 6, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Me too, as of 2:03 pm today. Under description it says, "Wait for months to have routine surgery in England…" Unless that's a town in Arkansas, he ain't never been there.

ttommyunger April 6, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Yup. I know what the “routine surgery” is, too. No doubt getting tired of taping his junk.

Crank_Tango April 6, 2011 at 4:17 pm

hmm wait for months in england, or NEVER GET ANY HEALTHCARE in the states…can't quite decide which is better.

fuflans April 6, 2011 at 5:23 pm

that was exactly my thought when i read his description.

my next thought was what a bizarre trivial thing to put in your description.

Come here a minute April 6, 2011 at 3:45 pm

I bet with Donald Trump's help he could get a New York State birth certificate, and then it's GAME ON!

ttommyunger April 6, 2011 at 3:46 pm

The Governator needs to be in a cartoon medium. I saw a recent shot of him in a swim suit; looked like he was smuggling pudding and doorknobs under his skin. Not pretty.

SayItWithWookies April 6, 2011 at 3:46 pm

How could this possibly be an improvement on the old cartoon Schwarzenegger?

Gopherit April 6, 2011 at 3:47 pm

He has to do this as a cartoon. No action hero should have moobs…..and, man. does arnie have moobs now.

Crank_Tango April 6, 2011 at 4:25 pm

bitchtits or gtfo!

undeterredbyreality April 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Needz moar buttsechs.

widestanceroman April 6, 2011 at 3:55 pm

You would think that with a name like IntenseDebate, some whiz would have foreseen the possibility of "trolls" and included a way to cast them out of one's follower harem.

nounverb911 April 6, 2011 at 4:02 pm

We need an "Unfollow" button.

Steverino247 April 6, 2011 at 6:15 pm

I attempted to file a TOS complaint with ID and still no word back from them.

Callyson April 6, 2011 at 4:07 pm

He did more for California in three minutes in that cartoon than he did in his seven years as governor in Sacramento.
Also: WTF with the trolls following me? Really, you have nothing better to do? I am nowhere near the funniest, meanest, snarkiest, or smartest commentator on Wonkette, which leads me to believe that you have no life. Don't you have a rent boy or call girl to kill some time with, or have they all been taken by the nutcases in the House?

V572..whatever April 6, 2011 at 4:18 pm

I'd like to watch it but in my market Terry Gross is interviewing Dexter Filkins. And yes, this journosaur circle-jerk is more interesting than anything Schwarzenschwanz has ever done or will ever do.

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 10:54 pm

after all of the steroid shrinkage i doubt you could describe his dick as black.

Crank_Tango April 6, 2011 at 4:25 pm

you know who else was a right wing darling from austria…

Breitbart twink April 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Lili Von Shtupp?

SayItWithWookies April 6, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Sigmund Freud?

GOPCrusher April 6, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Franz Klammer?

trampndirtdown April 6, 2011 at 11:40 pm

The Von Trapps?

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Ilsa, She Wolf of The SS?

__kth__ April 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm

If Stallone could consume enough roids, diuretics, and plastic surgery to be a 60-something action hero, there no reason Arnold can't.

jus_wonderin April 6, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Actually, these days, when I watch Stallone the suspense is wondering when parts will start flying off.

magnetite April 6, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Human growth hormone or GTFO, Arnie.

Crank_Tango April 6, 2011 at 4:29 pm

here's another comment, loser.

jus_wonderin April 6, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I really think he is just jealous because, while invited, he doesn't want to join in all the reindeer games.

Crank_Tango April 6, 2011 at 4:43 pm

and in the end, the only result is that our scores are all gonna go up because we are all upfisting the shit out of comments that no one would have clicked on before, out of solidarity.

he/she is just more proof that there is nothing stopping the insane from using the internet.

Crank_Tango April 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm

and another one. get busy shitsucker!

Crank_Tango April 6, 2011 at 4:36 pm

ooh, rock me amadeus!

nnnnnnnnnineteen nineteen!!!

Guppy06 April 6, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Is it just me, or does it look like the same animation house that puts out the Boondocks?

MistaEko April 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm

My first thoughts exactly. This may be McGruder's cleverest work of satire yet.

fuflans April 6, 2011 at 5:26 pm

arnie is far too sane and reasoned to be the republican front runner.

this is not snark.

Hatrabbit April 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm

OMG Gay robots taking over San Francisco? Send in a Republican bodybuilder–he'll know what to do.

Pump it! Louder!

Apparently.

Steverino247 April 6, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Ahnold's first line: "I'll be, meh."

Monsieur_Grumpe April 6, 2011 at 6:59 pm

At least he hasn't retired to FOX News.

emmelemm April 6, 2011 at 7:11 pm

Yet.

LetUsBray April 6, 2011 at 7:43 pm

At least Ahhnold is better at show biz than he was at governing. Barely.

taylormattd April 6, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Why do I always miss all of the good down and/or upfisting?

aisai April 6, 2011 at 8:19 pm

I too rarely get fisted, neither up nor down

magnetite April 6, 2011 at 9:35 pm

"get the fuck out of my house. Go on, get out! And leave a tip!"

Bezoar April 6, 2011 at 11:10 pm

C'mon, there's far worse than Arnold, and remember when he gave that hilarious response to his intransigent legistature? Where the first letter of every line spelled "fuck you"? Ha, that was way non-republican. I give him credit for growing and changing for the better over the years. Besides, you gotta admit, he was great in The Terminator. Just sayin'.

zhubajie April 7, 2011 at 1:09 am

How about a hentai sequel, with AS(s) being molested by the tentacles of the Koch-topus?

poncho_pilot April 8, 2011 at 11:09 pm

"You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I've seen better film on teeth."

exchangerates April 11, 2011 at 12:20 am

Its actually not as bad as i expected it to be, something i would expect on Adult Swim (not sure why). It could work

Governator is a crap name though.

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