Christine O'Donnell's Hawt Witch Porno, 'Trouble Maker,' Drops August 16
Unemployed nobody Christine O'Donnell used to masturbate in a "witch costume" just like any uptight gal in the 1980s, but her dumb new ghost-written book --witch-written book? -- won't be about anything good like that. Instead, this nincompoop lady will have her picture on a book about "what it takes to make America great again."
Hmm, let's see, what does it take to make America great again? Maybe a whole bunch of campaign donations pouring in so you can pay rent and go nuts at Applebee's a couple nights a week, without having to work for a living? Yes, that sounds about right. Anyway, Christine O'Donnell's book! Coming soon, etc.! [ Website about books we guess ]
Is there a chapter called "Pudding: Comes in Cups" ?
From the press release:
"O’Donnell will do TV, radio, and print publicity, and will go on an author to New York, Washington, Delaware, and other a number of other cities."
If St. Martins Press can't edit this, how can it handle an entire book? Among the astonishing number of errors packed into one sentence, when did Delaware become a city? Although, based on population, that's probably correct.
Finally - if she will "go on an author" she should know I'm quite the writer...
[Redacted] I was downfisted for this? WoW! I've never gonna make 100p.