BOOB JOB  1:29 pm April 5, 2011

REVEALED: Homophobic Hag Who Attacked Gauguin’s Topless Ladies

by Ken Layne

Oh, no grudge at all!The lunatic who attacked the Paul Gauguin masterpiece “Two Tahitian Women” screamed about her hatred of lesbians as she impotently pounded on the clear plastic cover protecting the post-impressionist portrait of a pair of topless Maori gals. The suspect, 53-year-old Susan Burns, screamed “This is very homosexual!” as she attacked the painting on exhibit at Washington’s National Gallery of Art. And then she claimed she has a radio in her head and works for the CIA.

The Daily Mail fills in the details left out by our national embarrassment, the Washington Post:

According to a criminal complaint filed in Washington, D.C. Superior Court, Burns said that the painting is “‘very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned … I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.”

And who saved the beloved French artwork from the white middle-aged violent homophobic wingnut? A brave social worker visiting the Washington museum from the Bronx. This is the complete story of America in 2011.

The painting, which really can’t be valued properly on the capitalistic scale because it belongs in a museum, is nonetheless said to be worth $80 million. It was undamaged in the assault.

Susan Burns pleaded not guilty in court on Saturday. She will be put on the GOP 2012 presidential ticket as either president or vice president, depending on how boring the other candidate is. [Daily Mail]

If you are in Washington, please do go see this exhibit — and please don’t attack the art. Gauguin’s paintings in real life are a completely different experience than seeing them in art books or on a computer screen. And because the exhibition is at one of America’s great national museums for the people of America, the National Gallery of Art, you need no extra passes or tickets to see these phenomenal paintings. Go!

 

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Barbara_i April 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm

The Mona Lisa has a better set of eyebrows than this nut case. They must have been lost in the scuffle.

Mumbletypeg April 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm

No doubt Frida Kahlo would agree.

4TheTurnstiles April 5, 2011 at 1:51 pm

oh, well played.

–Leon Trotsky

YasserArraFeck April 5, 2011 at 1:42 pm

The "no eyebrow" thing makes her look a bit like Jared Laughner, "The Second Amendment Solucson from Tucson", just not quite so crazily happy – probably disappointed that she only got to use her fists and not a Glock.

gurukalehuru April 5, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Not a scuffle. A full blown squirmish.

LocalGirlMakesGoo April 6, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Eyebrows aside, that face is the epitome of late-in-life lesbian.

MaxUdargo April 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Fucking CIA.

BarryOPotter April 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm

The American Culinary Institute of America strikes again! Bwaahhhahahaha….

chicken_thief April 5, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I blame it on Radiohead…

bflrtsplk April 14, 2011 at 1:46 pm

But what if she really does have a radio in her head and works for the CIA?

pinkocommi April 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm

So, just a typical day for a Tea Partier….

Mumbletypeg April 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm

The resemblance to Tipper Gore is stunning.

GodShammgod April 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm

She kinda looks like Peggington too.

MrsBiggTime April 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Too soon?

SorosBot April 5, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Parental Advisory: Explicit Brushstrokes

Gopherit April 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm

can you imagine if she and bachmann has a torrid lesbian affair? What is the opposite of "really hot"?

PeaceWithHonor April 5, 2011 at 2:17 pm

I was thinking a puffy Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)

Poindexter718 April 5, 2011 at 2:34 pm

I don't see it.
Tipper is quite fair and she's perky in an altogether different way than those Pacific Islander lezzers in the picture.

Rotundo_ April 5, 2011 at 5:43 pm

Maybe Tipper on a 6 month meth binge, but methinks Tipper is much better put together than Lady Frothington here.

johnnymeatworth April 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Finally, a sequel to John Ashcroft covering Lady Justice's shame.

memzilla April 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Faux News headline: "Union Thug Deprives Tea Partier of God Given Rights, Proves Democrats Are Gay."

Lost_Teabaggers April 6, 2011 at 3:34 am

Yes, that's a good headline…but you're forgetting something: Barack Obama is a Kenyan Socialist Crypto-Muslin fascist. Remember, every time anything happens…it's Obama's fault and further proof that he's evil. What kind of Fox News story pitcher are you? Bill Sammon says you're fired….

nounverb911 April 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm

"And then she claimed she has a radio in her head and works for the CIA. "
Is she Bachmann's twin sister?

Not_So_Much April 5, 2011 at 3:04 pm

No, the resemblance in teh krazee brain and eyes is too uncanny to be coincidence. I think this is actually Michele who has come back from the future to save us from terminators. And boobs.

anniegetyerfun April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Closeted lesbo is closeted.

emmelemm April 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Not anymore.

FNMA April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Those crazy eyes. Are you sure she isn't a congresswoman from Minnesota?

jus_wonderin April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm

How does one quantify "very homosexual"? On a scale of Tom Cruise to Paul Lynde?

Breitbart twink April 5, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Oh, dearie…

memzilla April 5, 2011 at 1:39 pm

It's a sliding scale.

LiveToServeYa April 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Hopefully with Astroglide.

johnnymeatworth April 5, 2011 at 2:09 pm

…or a slippery slope….

nounverb911 April 5, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Lindsey Graham?

memzilla April 5, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Needs moar ham biscuits.

karen April 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm

I'm not gonna lie. I read an article about Lindsey Graham on another website yesterday and immediately I had the urge to eat ham. I blame all of you for this.

Rotundo_ April 5, 2011 at 5:47 pm

On Jesus' General the general usually describes that in milliGannons.

J Rbt. Oppenheiner April 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Charles Nelson Reilly homosexual.

Goonemeritus April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Sure Gauguin was a syphilitic pederast and more alarmingly he was French, still I find his work transcendent.

Swampgas_Man April 5, 2011 at 2:19 pm

It's all right, he only buggered little girls.

Beetagger April 5, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Plus, he drew nice tits.

tessiee April 6, 2011 at 11:51 am

Similarly, "Chinatown" is one kickass movie.

Goonemeritus April 6, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Funny you should bring that up, I can’t watch his movies because of what he did yet I give Gauguin a pass, what's that about. Maybe making Catherine Deneuve look ugly and scary in Repulsion put it over the top.

tessiee April 6, 2011 at 5:26 pm

I feel that way about some of Woody Allen's movies.

Goonemeritus April 6, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Yet another excellent example, this became family dinner time conversation. I loved Woody Allen, I can measure my entire youth with his filmography. I hate what he did yet his old films exist for me totally separate from that reality.

MrsBiggTime April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm

This is good news for John McCain.

memzilla April 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Must I be the first to point out the irony of a teabagger interfering with the Second Amendment's right to bare arms?

SmutBoffin April 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

She will be put on the GOP 2012 presidential ticket…

It's either this or a reality show Take That, Homo Art!

Breitbart twink April 5, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Meet the future head of the NEA in Teabagistan (formerly known as the US of A).

SmutBoffin April 5, 2011 at 1:44 pm

O.T., but sources in the City Clerk's Office in Madison WI report turnout is massive. May exceed 2008 levels.

Hope the rest of the state follows suit…

James Michael Curley April 5, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Sounds like classic protest vote scenario.

comrad_darkness April 5, 2011 at 9:38 pm

Wait wait, don't paint me.

hagajim April 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

That crazy lady is plum scary!

ProgressiveInga April 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Lesbo is the new Black.

GodShammgod April 5, 2011 at 1:36 pm

At least the women in the paintings weren't in burqas. That would be the real outrage.

nounverb911 April 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm

"very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned … I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. "
Lindsey Graham is not amused.

GOPCrusher April 5, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Nor is Alex Jones

freakishlywrong April 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Beady angry eyes? Check!
"Isolated indecent"? Check!
Glenn Beck cult member? You betcha!

widestanceroman April 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm

She is gonna LOVE her new life in Cell Block H and I think Frankie has a special welcome basket for her.

jodyleek April 5, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Crazy about the titties!

lowaltflier April 5, 2011 at 1:38 pm

WOW! I get to see boobs at work. HEE! HEE!

V572..whatever April 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm

I'm so glad that this story did not fail to ascribe a dollar value to the artwork that was attacked. Because what is the point of even talking about art that isn't worth big $$$?

bumfug April 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm

"Those aren't real breasts! Real breasts point at the floor!"

GregComlish April 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Those two art chicks are pretty hot. Probably not hot enough for me to go apeshit, threaten to kill people, vandalize a priceless work of art, and then make up some embarrassing bullshit about the CIA. But still hot.

Swampgas_Man April 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm

So we're SURE she was making up the CIA part?

Michelle April 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm

If I'da knewd all the naked ladies in them there pitchers was lesbos, I'da gone to that museum when I was protestin' there wit my Obama-Hitler eats Christians babies and wants to kill your gramma to make a socialist commie regime signs.

DaRooster April 5, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Palin/Burns 2012.

Can't wait to miss that calendar.

Jerri April 5, 2011 at 1:42 pm

I like that her crazy complaints were so formal sounding.

Breitbart twink April 5, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Hair-sprayed 'do, beady eyes, pinched expression… She's too perfect. I say she's one o' them homo-art plants set up to make flyover housewives look bad.

smitallica April 6, 2011 at 9:53 am

A "False Fag" operation, if you will?

donner_froh April 5, 2011 at 1:43 pm

GOP vice-presidential material. Perfect running mate for the Mormon.

MittsHairHelmet April 5, 2011 at 1:43 pm

When did we go from "things are getting crazier" to "things are getting crazier every 5 minutes"?

freakishlywrong April 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Do I have to tell you about Fux "news" again?

MittsHairHelmet April 5, 2011 at 4:17 pm

I mean, this is beyond fox.

This is like this woman is getting her news from the comments feed on Sarah Palin's facebook posts.

FNMA April 5, 2011 at 2:05 pm

About five minutes ago.

Ken Layne April 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

I think it was about the time that wingnut shot up the Holocaust Museum, and then all the other wingnuts did "open carry" with their assault rifles at health insurance public meetings.

So, two and half years? Gah ….

James Michael Curley April 5, 2011 at 3:35 pm

It was about a 10:30 pm EST on Nov 4, 2008 when they turned on the TV to find out, in the words of Gabby Johnson in "Blazing Saddles", "The Sheriff is a nigger!'

MittsHairHelmet April 5, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Yea. It's like thats when the exponential curve started, but sometime between November and the AZ shootings x became >1 and the graph is going straight up

anniegetyerfun April 5, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Tits or GTFO, am I right?

Ken Layne April 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm

In this case, oui.

nounverb911 April 5, 2011 at 1:43 pm

"And because the exhibition is at one of America’s great national museums for the people of America, the National Gallery of Art, you need no extra passes or tickets to see these phenomenal paintings. Go! "
Show closes Friday at Midnight whether it wants to or not.

Ken Layne April 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Really? The NGA site still says through June 5. http://www.nga.gov/exhibitions/gauguininfo.shtm

finallyhappy April 5, 2011 at 5:30 pm

yup, got a note that I am not to come to my museum if there is a shutdown. Well, at least teabaggers won't be exposed to Human Origins(Evolution!?!?!?!) or a movie on Saudi Arabia(which does cost money- IMAX 3-D doesn't come cheap) during the furlough.

Gopherit April 5, 2011 at 1:44 pm

She and Bachmann could have been separated at birth.

OzoneTom April 5, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Separated … from sanity?

Lucidamente1 April 5, 2011 at 1:45 pm

In her defense, she had just read a novel by Gore Vidal.

Monsieur_Grumpe April 5, 2011 at 1:45 pm

What? No "I'd hit it" yet?
You guys are slacking.

KenLayIsAlive April 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm

With a brick maybe.

DahBoner April 5, 2011 at 2:12 pm

For this one, that phrase would only make sense if you're wearing a wifebeater t-shirt…

zhubajie April 5, 2011 at 8:50 pm

The two Tahitians? Yes! Blondie? NO!

RodneyBadger April 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm

I got "I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head" in a fortune cookie once.

DashboardBuddha April 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Hold on just a minute there…how can a "great" American museum contain the "work" of some lazy, strike happy, socialistic Frenchy?

freakishlywrong April 5, 2011 at 1:55 pm

*whispers* With a venereal disease.

zhubajie April 5, 2011 at 8:50 pm

He *was* a stock-broker, too.

4TheTurnstiles April 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Lynne Cheney, author of _Sisters,_ reveals her inspiration: Bibles, Boobies, and sweet Susie Burns

JustPixelz April 5, 2011 at 1:48 pm

…Burns said that the painting is “‘very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned"

She wanted to burn the picture like it was a common Koran or an American flag or an NPR radio station. I reiterate my call to ban on fire in public discourse.

DaRooster April 5, 2011 at 1:49 pm

"I think it should be burned …"

Did she to school in Iowa? Because she too thinks it's all about her… It ain't lady… so, just FUCK OFF!

(As you can probably tell I think I've had enough of these Dumb-Asses… it's not an EXCUSE, it's just a reason)

Crank_Tango April 5, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Severed ear or GTFO!!!

SayItWithWookies April 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm

You know, if conservative morality didn't parallel schizophrenia so closely, these things wouldn't upset the crazies.

KenLayIsAlive April 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm

I know. Doesn't this sad lady know that the proper way to deal with your repressed sexual urges is to run for congress and then go down on another woman in an airport bathroom?

Poindexter718 April 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Art that's so smokin' indecent, you just gotta reach out and touch it!

El Pinche April 5, 2011 at 1:52 pm

That's not a radio in your head , you big silly! That's just the Butthole Surfers.

I don't give a fuck about the FBI
I don't give a fuck about the CIA
I don't give a fuck about LSD
I don't give a fuck about anything
..

Native_of_SL_UT April 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Are you trying to tell me that not everybody has a radio in their heads? I call Bullshit!

mrpuma2u April 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I blocked mine from receiving any more transmissions by painting my hat with several coats of lead based paint….

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 5, 2011 at 4:24 pm

I thought I had a radio in my head, but then it kept telling me that it isn't there.

Now I don't know what to believe.

__kth__ April 5, 2011 at 1:56 pm

For someone who hates teh lesbian, she seems a little…aggressive?

Thurman Munster IV April 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Could be Frank Burns' sister, "Oh, my tits are so hot."

MaxUdargo April 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Actually, now that you mention it, she looks like the unholy spawn of Frank Burns and Hot Lips Houlihan. But that probably couldn't happen in real life. Could it?

ManchuCandidate April 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Radio killed the Booby Art.

jus_wonderin April 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Let's just be glad this was a female Teabagger and not a male. We'd have a hole cut in this work of art at crotch level.

Beowoof April 5, 2011 at 2:00 pm

CIA my ass she is an agent for Fred Phelps

KeepFnThatChicken April 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Pentecostal. I can smell the Aqua-Net from here.

Crank_Tango April 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

After she gets signed to fox n friends, natch.

jus_wonderin April 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

If by "hit" you mean beat about the face, where does the line start?

el_chupacabra April 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

imma takin' a wild guess to what station her brain radio is tuned.

Monsieur_Grumpe April 5, 2011 at 2:17 pm

NPR?

Poindexter718 April 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

This is what happens when the CIA quits recruiting from the Humanities; nowadays, it's all about computers and artificial intelligence and whatnot.

mavenmaven April 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

WHEELER/BURNS 2012!

glamourdammerung April 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Whatever.

I am sure our Breitard "pals" will be here any time now to berate us over this obvious atheist, Muslim, communist Nazi, who is only doing this to make teabaggers look unhinged.

SorosBot April 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm

The Washington Post's comments had a bunch of wingnuts saying, "she's obviously just crazy, how dare you call her a conservative".

comrad_darkness April 5, 2011 at 9:44 pm

Did you answer, "funny how it's getting very difficult to tell the difference" ?

el_chupacabra April 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm

isn't that the prissy lady from Harry Potter?

LiveToServeYa April 5, 2011 at 2:06 pm

She apparently missed out on the meeting where they handed the poison teeth around.

crybabyboehner April 5, 2011 at 2:07 pm

There are some wonderful things in the exhibit that I don't usually associate with Gauguin, ie woodcuts

Still, the hot lesbo scenes were definitely the highlight !

finallyhappy April 5, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Because I am obviously a socialist homo loving over educated person, I had seen a lot of this work before. My favorite was the Catholic Priest and his "girlfriend" carvings from outside Gauguin's house that the Priest had confiscated- and were put up for auction- and Gauguin was the highest bidder!

Nopantsmcgee April 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

What makes this "very homosexual" is that they are brown ladies.

chicken_thief April 5, 2011 at 3:51 pm

In Burns defense, one of the hottie's faces looks like she just ate a glazed donut, but it is hard to make that out in the photos.

Trannysurprise April 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

If she thinks that's homosexual she should probably stay away from MAL.

neiltheblaze April 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Captain Janeway has really let herself go.

V572..whatever April 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Or we could talk about how beautiful the art is, how looking at it upsets our bourgeois expectations, how art expresses things no other form of communication can imagine.Nah, let’s talk about moolah!

weejee April 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Looks like she's wearing a wig/rug. Is this the Donald's sister???

Swampgas_Man April 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm

No lips because she's too Xtian to wear heathen makeup like onea them French tarts.

Monsieur_Grumpe April 5, 2011 at 2:24 pm

I know what you mean. The Minneapolis Art Institute has a great collection and occasionally I see some kid or adult touching something and you just want to pummel the idiots. There was a chair on exhibit from China that was from the 16th century and some adult decided to sit on it. Totally smashed the thing.
http://brainerddispatch.com/stories/060500/new_06

Sue4466 April 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm

But yet, when John Ashcroft covered the breast of that statue lady at the DOJ he was still taken seriously as a noncrazy person.

Let the eagle soar!

mightykendar April 5, 2011 at 2:32 pm

If nekkid ladies are all it takes to make her start violently raging against inanimate objects, I'd hate to see what she'd do if someone gave her an issue of National Geographic.

mereoblivion April 5, 2011 at 2:32 pm

It's a nice little picture but it ain't sunflowers.

W88 April 5, 2011 at 2:44 pm

People don't kill people, paintings do.

W88 April 5, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Stoopids fer sara!!!

Pretty sure she was going to be Palin's next campaign manager.

metamarcisf April 5, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt.

GOPCrusher April 5, 2011 at 2:54 pm

The saddest part, nothing about this is surprising. I rate this right up there with the Taliban destroying ancient Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Ducksworthy April 5, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you. So many are called, so few are chosen.

XOhioan April 5, 2011 at 2:59 pm

The one on the left does look a little butch.

fuflans April 5, 2011 at 3:01 pm

once again we see why we can't have nice things.

Allmighty_Manos April 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm

I'm kind of surprised she was in a museum in the first place. Must of thought it was a Cracker Barrel or something.

DahBoner April 5, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Now, everything makes sense.

Her crazy ramblings were just a symptom of low blood sugar…..

mrpuma2u April 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm

This nutcase has red jezebel/whore of babylon lipstick on. If she really loved jeebus she would reject such worldly trappings.

tessiee April 5, 2011 at 3:38 pm

"Take off that devil red!"
/Carrie's mom/

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 5, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Apparently someone wants to be a Congress person from Minnesota, or Governor of Alaska.

chascates April 5, 2011 at 3:20 pm

She said she likes Radiohead?

dancesw_cougars April 5, 2011 at 3:22 pm

I think the conservatives may have just found their "Jane the Plumber" for 2012.

Rotundo_ April 5, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Going upscale this time around: "Susan the Art Critic"

comrad_darkness April 5, 2011 at 9:43 pm

She's plumbing the depths, all right.

dynamite512 April 5, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Her head radio must have been tuned to Liberty Works Radio Network.

tessiee April 5, 2011 at 3:34 pm

"Why does she have no lips?"

Also, and forgive me for taking an easy cheap shot at someone's looks, what the hell is the deal with her nose? There's something seriously wrong with it, like it's a fake nose or something.

tessiee April 6, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Aw hell, as long as I'm taking cheap shots at her looks… I'm pretty sure a person's eyes aren't supposed to be triangular.

Gomez571 April 5, 2011 at 3:38 pm

On the back of the painting is written the following:
This sort of thing never happens to me but one beautiful afternoon in Tahiti I was sitting on the beach when two gorgeous Tahitian girls walked up to sell me some fruit. One was wearing only a sarong and the other's shirt had shifted to the side so I had a beautiful view of ……..

SorosBot April 5, 2011 at 3:49 pm

From wikipedia:

"Commerçon also described the practice of public sex,[10] which he said Tahitians engaged in while being cheered on by applause and musical instruments.[11] In the marital relationships Tahitians closely approached the situation where all women were the wives of men and the wife of every man was also the wife of his friend."

Then came the missionaries who converted the Tahitians to Christianity and turned them from their sinful ways. Fuck you, missionaries.

mourningnmerica April 5, 2011 at 3:41 pm

God help me, I want to date this woman.

Weenus299 April 5, 2011 at 4:18 pm

I'd hit it. I mean her.

nounverb911 April 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm

The answer is still Lindsey Graham.

Negropolis April 6, 2011 at 12:08 am

Or, Lindsey Lohan.

horsedreamer_1 April 7, 2011 at 1:48 am

Samantha Ronson is quite the minx. I'd go for her, too, if I were LiLo.

Crank_Tango April 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm

LOL yeah but he did it cuz he was pissed at Gauguin. Then he gave it to the hooker, cuz that's just what you do.

KeepFnThatChicken April 5, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Would it be wrong to say that Susan Burns could "use a good stiff fuckin'"?

gurukalehuru April 5, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Gauguin can really piss people off. http://www.gurukalehuru.com

ulTIMum April 5, 2011 at 5:07 pm

The title of the exhibit is: Gauguin;
Provoking Nuts Since Van Gogh.

Joey_Ratz April 5, 2011 at 5:21 pm

She's clearly a liberal plant. This is a plot to make conservatives look bad. Y'know, like that old dude who shot up the Holocaust Memorial in D.C.

BruceLee5000 April 5, 2011 at 5:24 pm

"What's the Frequency, Titties?!"

finallyhappy April 5, 2011 at 5:25 pm

A. I think I sent this tip- YEAH, ME!. B. I saw this exhibit last week-and did not scream or hit the paintings. C. National Gallery has really overpriced and pretty bad gelato. Although being as it is gelato and not ice cream- the whole damn place is socialist.

simplyblue7 April 5, 2011 at 5:54 pm

that crazy bitch is lame…i got XM radio in my head.

Jukesgrrl April 5, 2011 at 6:13 pm

The crazee would be too much for a state so small. Send her here to Arizona. She'll find a soul mate in a flash.

Hedley_Lamarr April 5, 2011 at 6:25 pm

I'd pay cash money to see her in the Mapplethorpe wing.

Jukesgrrl April 5, 2011 at 6:27 pm

When the Koch Brothers take over, this silly foreign stuff will be out and our museums will be retrofitted with pictures of their yachts a.k.a "maritime art."

anniegetyerfun April 5, 2011 at 7:14 pm

I was thinking she'd be happier after a couple of year's as a Frances Perkins student at Mount Holyoke. But either way.

FlownOver April 5, 2011 at 7:27 pm

It's all a scam to achieve her real objective. Few people know it, but John Hinckley's on the lookout for a new roomie, and this one is hoping to achieve the universe's first Krayzee Singularity.

BZ1 April 5, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Burns has been arrested several times and has convictions for carjacking, disorderly conduct, trespassing and assault on a law enforcement officer. Add pirating radio signals to the police blotter.

finallyhappy April 5, 2011 at 8:31 pm

yeah, till I read the radio in my head and American CIA- having read about her previous arrest record- I just thought she was a basic criminal- but yup, she is the crazee. hard as it is to get mental health coverage/treatment now- you seriously will have to be arrested before you get a psych work up or be able to pay out of pocket.

bringmeanaxe April 5, 2011 at 8:33 pm

Bachmann/Burns in 2012!!

Pithaughn April 5, 2011 at 8:44 pm

Oh come on, who doesn't have a radio of some sort in their head now a days? Mine is tuned to the Wait wait don't tell me show!

glamourdammerung April 5, 2011 at 10:43 pm

Especially truck stop toilet stalls.

huracan April 5, 2011 at 10:52 pm

These would be Tahitian gals, not Maori gals.

Negropolis April 6, 2011 at 12:18 am

Are we absolutely sure this new strain of crazy isn't communicable, because I'm beginning to have my doubts.

Let's just say that it's really nice that a helicopter can land and take-off from the White House lawn. You know, I'm not the worrying type about presidents, but I'm starting to worry about this man.

It's like we're careening toward something, but can't see exact what for the rain pounding down on the windshield.

lulzmonger April 6, 2011 at 1:36 am

Burns/Loughner 2012: THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Neoyorquino April 6, 2011 at 2:27 am

. . . There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

Doktor Zoom April 6, 2011 at 3:01 am

It would, of course, be irresponsible to assume that this [attempted] act of arson art destruction was political in nature, or that a conservative might be to blame. It could be simple vandalism, right?

Even if this was politically motivated, I think we need to remember who the real victim is: Sarah Palin.

(Shit, I should just whip up a keyboard shortcut for this, seems it's relevant every other day or so)

SonofSpermcube April 6, 2011 at 4:52 am

Shouldn't she be wearing a veil or something?

Oh, sorry, I get them so easily confused.

Also, she should, regardless.

zhubajie April 7, 2011 at 8:24 am

Veiled and bare-breasted?

freddymcmurray April 6, 2011 at 8:01 am

Boo-Urns! Boo-Urns!

tessiee April 6, 2011 at 5:31 pm

I sure could, thanks!
*waits expectantly by mailbox for free ticket*

zhubajie April 7, 2011 at 7:24 am

There's something odd about her eyes and lips; is it bad plastic surgery? Is she a cut-rate tranny?

loulouroo April 8, 2011 at 9:22 am

I'm seeing her adding some flavor to the Pawlenty ticket. Bachmann doesn't want her, too much thunder-stealing there.

102415 April 8, 2011 at 10:23 am

I love Radiohead too but if I look like that because I listen to them I'm going to stop this weekend for sure.

tessiee April 6, 2011 at 9:42 pm

His older films, yes. I can't watch the ones where he's making out with actresses decades younger than himself, e.g., Mariel Hemingway, Mira Sorvino, etc. It was always kind of icky, but now the real-life resonance makes it downright creepy.

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